#hozer

[jerzwriter]

Well, damn. Your talent! This is just gorgeous!

so much of the living, love, is the being unknown

[lovrboyx]

grrrr i cant find a post im looking forrrr >:(

[volatile-shorty]

ice king is fine his insides are filled with confetti. like cascarones. hes just bored. can you guys do that somewhere else

haha lol

[raventamed]

companion tags bc I can ❤️

[mocktortis]

i am so sick of that hozer song about whisky and chocolate or whatever; the next time it comes on while i'm driving i don't know if i will be able to maintain control of my vehicle.

[things-arent-what-they-seem66]

Finally here with the Boxing Ring AU

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Lucifer got out of his limousine outside the building of the sports competition, an already bored expression on his face and with his bodyguard beside him. His eyes searched for his brother in the entrance and he was relieved when he saw him and came over to them within a minute.

Satan: There he is! It’s been a forever since you last showed up!

Lucifer managed to smile: Hey, Satan..

His older brother shook his hand, it almost disappeared in his huge hands.

Satan: Come, come follow me! So ya finally decided to get out of that dark house huh? Impressive.

Lucifer: Ha ha ha. You’re saying it like I’m a hermit or something.

Satan: What? I haven’t seen you for a forever, what else do you think I would think?

Lucifer would smack him on the shoulder but they were in public.

Lucifer: That I’m a busy guy?

Satan: Mhm, sure.

Well to be fair it wasn’t the actual truth. Boxing just bored him, but he could take it for his brother.

If it’s not all too often that is.

Satan: Come on, this way. You wouldn’t believe the competition we have tonight.

Lucifer: Oh, who might those be?

Satan opened the door for their special cube: Well first off…

He started to list names that Lucifer had no clue who were as they sat down. He only caught separate words like Adam or John and nothing really peaked his interest.

Lucifer: Mhm, mhm sounds good. When does it start?

Satan: About in 15 minutes.

Lucifer: Alright sounds good.

Satan showed him to the lounge that he would be sitting in with his bodyguard and Satan himself. Apparently he wasn't fighting tonight.

Satan: Trust me when I say these rookies are made of tough stuff.

Lucifer: Guess we will see.

He got comfortable in his seat and scrolled on his phone for a while. Nothing was happening yet so there was no point in looking out over the arena just yet.

Satan sighed, he knew his brother wasn't a huge fan of boxing even though they grew up together doing it. He never did get over the accident......

The sound of a bell going off caught Lucifer's attention and he pocketed his phone.

Announcer: Tonight in the ring! We have two time champ Bailey Hozer vs rookie Adam Kadmon!!

Lucifer blinked when this Adam guy came into view.

He's so tall and muscler.......

[wetsocksinbed]

things to take away from the new episodes (CONTAINS SPOIELRS)

M-Count is midichlorian count, so that must mean Omega has the ability to use the force. After all, her shot in episode 1 (2?) was perfect, and even she said she’d never used a blaster before. I don’t think she’ll be able to use the force properly like a Jedi, but I reckon she has a pretty good connection to it

The “Shadow” is most likely Cody. I know people want it to be Tech but I’m completely certain Tech is dead. Also this clone has wicked plot armour, and the only clone who would have that kind of protection would be an already established clone.

In Rebels, Rex says Wolffe never betrayed the jedi, but he’s working with the empire. An oversight on the writers behalf? But clearly his chip is either malfunctioning or completely not working, because otherwise he wouldn’t have let everyone go at the end

Crosshair and Howzer going from enemies to brothers is sweet, but it means that Hozer is probably going to die in the next episode

[randomcerealbrand]

BITCH NO THE FUCK YOU WONT

Hey mj I know (if I remember correctly) that you’re genderfluid and go by any pronouns (again, if I remember correctly), but are there any that you overall prefer?

Well right now I go by He/They, but I overall prefer They/Them and other gender neutral pronouns in case I suddenly switch up my pronouns again.

You can also just call me by my nicknames and such. Dee is my go-to for such but I do like other nicknames you guys give me :]

[daylightwarriorfan05]

hozer if he was kidz bop

i think ill take my oj puuuulpp freeee

and my soda with no caaaaaffeine

youre too sweet for meeeee

[dindjarindiaries]

De Selby part 2 by Hozier for our dearest Din 🤍 (part 2 is important. Part 1 also great just very different vibe)

Need to give this a listen ASAP!! We love Hozer in this house

[cray-cray-anime]

Who to submit and vote for pluralsswagbracket?

RISE MIKEY

What makes him plural?

Well ofc his alters! And he has not 1, not 2

BUT FOUR OFFICIAL ALTERS/PERSONAS

And they all swag with the best scene of them

Dr feelings

Donnie: Uh, what is happening?

Mikey: Good Morning. I'm Dr Feelings. Welcome to my seminar, "Hug it out"!

Donnie: Dr Feelings? I thought you were Dr Delicate Touch.

Mikey: (evilly) Dr Delicate Touch feels nothing.(back to normal) Lesson one: Because I said so is not an answer. You need to learn a healthy way to express your feelings to your family.

Donnie: Yes, feelings. Hot, cold, sleepy, hungry - -

Mikey: (intterupts donnie by wacking donnie with his pointing stick)

Mikey: No. Feelings like anger. Remind you of anyone? (Shows a picture of donnie yelling at SHELLDON)

Donnie: Nope!

(Ominous music plays as Mikey gives him a suspicious look as he changes the channel to Splinter yells at Donnie, then he starts changing them all over as donnie slowly realises in horror)

Dr delicate touch:

Mikey: Bullhop, we're friends. So this will be easy to say. YOU'VE GOT TO GO! HIT THE BRICKS SLOPPY!

Bullhop:What? You’re kicking me out?

Mikey:That’s right! You have been working a nerve hozer!

Honestly just have the whole compliations

Dr positive

Draxum:Baron Draxum needs the help of no one!

Mikey:Oh really? When I found you, were you or were you not living on the street?

Draxum: Maybe.

Mikey:Powerless because your soul got sucked out by the dark armor, wanted for crimes in the Hidden City and who set you up in style?

Draxum:(sighs) Dr. Positive.

Miley:That’s right. Dr. Positive. The one who’s gonna turn you from bad guy to glad guy. From sad heep to happy sheep. From devil to A level baby.

Dr rude (IT WASN'T EVEN AIRED YET WE LOVE IT so just watch the whole thing (def not cos I'm too lazy to type the transcript)

A couple even made fics on him having DID disorder

This is my favourite which even mentions one not said in the show of "ninja mode"

and this one mentions mikey's DID

Why would he have DID

"There are a variety of triggers that can cause switching between alters, or identities, in people with dissociative identity disorder. These can include stress, memories, strong emotions, senses, alcohol and substance use, special events, or specific situations"

Which MIKEY DOES (quote from rottmnt wiki)

"To deliver a harsh truth in his "Doctor Delicate Touch" method, Mikey often starts off being sweet, but quickly becomes angry and frank ("Man VS. Sewer").

Doctor Feelings uses his emotional intelligence to advise others ("Breaking Purple"),

and Mikey faces issues with determined optimism as Doctor Positive ("Repairin' the Baron").

And well dr rude wasn't aired and was only when he was pretending to be a villain

BUT myyyy personal hc is that mikey gets burnt out from his alters trying to keep the dysfunctional family together and try to stop the distancing and fighting, as well as, the villains.

So to cope, another alter slowly comes out as dr rude

But hey why would he have DID, isn't it usually from trauma?

Ya telling me

a family raised in the sewers

who hasn't seen anyone like them in several years

with a traumatised dad that's not emotionally available

and villains trying to kill you and your brothers regularly

not traumatising?!

As for the swag, honestly he speaks for them self (or selves). LIKE LITERALLY NOT EVEN THERE THAT LONG AND WE ALREADY LOVE THEM

So y'all submit for mikey TO GET HIM IN FOR THE VOTES

@pluralswagbracket

Edit: MIKEY GOT IN

This is gonna be pinned till the whole thing over

Edit 2: IF MIKEY AT LEAST WINS AGAINST YOU KNOW WHO THAT BEAT OUR AUTISTIC TURTLE I WILL PUT MY DRAWING OF MIKEY ON MY SIDEBLOG @cray-who-nah-im-just-crazy-a-wip

[littepuppyeyes]

One day I'll have the time to write a fanfic about Hozer's new song Too Sweet for Sub!Spencer and Domme!reader. Until then it will just live in my head...

[phillypumpkin]

🛶💙🩵❤️🩵💙 it's a love canoe! send this to all the blogs you love! don’t forget to spread the love

omfg STAWPPPPPPP ur to sweet for me!!

(Hozer ref) xooxoxoxoxoxoxo

[teastainedprose]

....I have the next chapter of Play With Fire written up and in need of proof reading, a Cooper Howard x Reader drabble already at 1k words based on Hozer's Too Sweet song, and a blurb of a puppy (He's the puppy)/ pet play scene with Homelander and an OC. Oh, I'm cooking. Now if only I had the proper free time and energy to GET THESE ALL OUT OF MY HEAD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

[sicklysentimental]

decided to experiment with digital art on my tablet...haven't touched it in years. art nouveau inspired hozer !!

[tea-blankets-andstars]

im pretty sure stright people are a different species

so i was hanginv out witha friend and we were singing too sweet by Hozier

so she said "i think this is a Hozier song" but she pronounced it as hos.i.ear and im just like do you mean Hozer (ho.zer)

like what im so confused?? how did you get to that?