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Lily: This dress meant a lot to me. Robin: Really? Lily: Yeah. It was spring of 2004 and I’d been having a hard few months. [Flashback where Lily smiles after passing by a man who says “Day-am!” at her.] I got a two-syllable “damn” in this dress. Robin: A two-syllable “damn”. That’s the dream.

Lily Aldrin and Robin Scherbatsky - 03x19 Everything Must Go

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Marshall: Hat! We thought of authentic Native American headdress before we thought of hat.

Marshall Eriksen - 02x21 Something Borrowed

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Barney: Abby and I are in love. Not hot, passionate love. Couple love! You know, movie night with my girlfriend then waiting for her to go to bed so I can steal one pitiful moment of hollow ecstasy by the cold blue light of my computer monitor.

Barney Stinson - 03x19 Everything Must Go

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Robin: You stole a blue french horn for me… Ted: I would have stolen you a whole orchestra

Robin Scherbatsky and Ted Mosby

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Abby: (after having sex with Barney) I’m sorry I yelled out “Ted”. Barney: I’m sorry I yelled out “Abby”. Abby: I am Abby! Barney: Oh cool.

Abby and Barney Stinson - 03x19 Everything Must Go

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Ted: [about Star Wars] It’s just a movie. [Cut to Ted and Marshall watching the TV. Subtitle: ‘121 awesome minutes later’] Ted: Okay, if Stella doesn’t like this movie, I can’t marry her. Marshall: No, you can’t. Ted: Wanna watch it again? Marshall: Yes, I do.

Ted Mosby and Marshall Eriksen - 04x01 Do I Know You?

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Ted: I never said I was gonna get back together with her. But I was thinking, she’s new in town, would it be the worst thing in the world if I gave her a call? Marshall: No, no, Ted, it wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world. It would be the fourth worst thing. Number one, super volcano. Number two, an asteroid hits the earth. Number three, all footage of Evil Knievel is lost. Number four, Ted calls Karen. Number five, Lily gets eaten by a shark. Lily: I’m Lily and I approve the order of that list.

Ted Mosby, Marshall Eriksen and Lily Aldrin - 04x16 Sorry, Bro

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Ted: So I guess that decides it. Marshall: Yep. Barney: Hanging out at a coffee place: not nearly as much fun as hanging out at a bar. Ted: [Looks at Marshall’s cup] Hey, what’s that? Marshall: What? Ted: That cute coffee girl wrote a heart by your name! [in a sing-song voice] Somebody has a crush on you! Barney: [in a sing-song voice as well] Somebody thinks you’re me! Marshall: Well, what if the heart doesn’t mean anything? What if she writes them on all the cups? Ted: Mine says “Ted”, no heart. Barney: Mine says… “Swarley”… How’d they get “Swarley” from “Barney”? It’s not even a name. Who would ever be called “Swarley”?…[sees Marshall and Ted smile] Oh, please don’t start calling me “Swarley”… This would never happen at a bar![leaves the coffee shop] Ted: Man! What’s up with Swarley? Marshall: I know. You almost never see old Swarlz get that upset. Ted: Psssh.

Ted Mosby, Marshall Eriksen and Barney Stinson - 02x07 Swarley

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Ted: You’re like Mary Poppins if her magic purse was also filled with drugs Robin: If? Ted, the kids in that movie jumped into a painting and spent fifteen minutes chasing a cartoon fox… Spoonful os sugar? Grow up.

Ted Mosby and Robin Scherbatsky

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Guy in the bar: So where are you from? Heaven? Robin: That’s right, I’m a ghost. I died fifteen years ago, kinda like that pick-up line

Robin Scherbatsky

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Barney: Who’s your daddy? Honey: Who’s your daddy? Barney: I don’t know!

Barney Stinson and Honey

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[Having failed to help Barney write his vows, Marshall and Lily go to the church for their own updated vows] Marshall: I vow to keep at least 80% of these vows. Lily: That seems high. Marshall: And I vow to keep them updated as we go, because one set of vows can't cover a lifetime of growing and changing with you, of raising children with you. Falling more and more in love with you everyday, Lily Aldrin, which is what I vow to do for the rest of my life. Lily: [tears] Crap, I already broke my crying vow. Marshall: I'll forgive you. [kisses Lily]

Marshall Eriksen and Lily Aldrin - 09x22 The End of the Aisle

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Robin: Everyone has something in their closet they don’t wear. Ted: I don’t. Robin: Really, red cowboy boots? Ted: I pull those off. Marshall: Hey, Lil, if I said, “Ted cannot pull these off” what would I be talking about? Lily: His red cowboy boots.

Robin Scherbatsky, Ted Mosby, Marshall Eriksen and Lily Aldrin - 03x19 Everything Must Go

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