#how'd you bag that baddie

[eternalsnowfan02]

And he has no plans of getting off any time soon. Based on this tiktok

Tried to grab Sebek’s birthday boy card and the info about his parents within. I failed. So I drew said parents to cope, lol.

[jonathanbyersphd]

[slashpaws]

I ACTUALLY NEED TO KILL HIM

[starry-bi-sky]

this has given me the Brainrot for the entire week op so I’ve doodled some Dannys for my excerpt

DP x DC prompt - Who gets amnesia twice?!

Danny and Amnesiac!Jason

Jason has an accident as Red Hood which causes which to suffer from amnesia - he ends up with Danny and the two build a life together

One day, Jason leaves for something and tells Danny that “he’ll be back soon.”

Coincidentally Jason regains his memories from before Danny (maybe he meets his family or a rogue or gets into another accident) - but regaining his old memories causes him to forget Danny due to the confusion

Jason resumes his life prior to Danny - and poor Danny is worried about his bf/fiance/husband and goes to look for him - maybe when he finds Jason, Jason doesn’t recognize him and acts coldly/suspicious towards him

So Danny decides to go live in the GZ semi-permanently for a while and fakes his current living identity’s death

Jason starts remembering Danny and goes to find his lover only to come across a grave

[thatnerdyteen]

Enid: everybody's always been like "Enid how'd you bag a baddie" How'd you bag that baddie?"

Enid: i didn't bag shit, wednesday picked me up from my neck and threw me over her shoulder and i have been on it ever since, and i have no plans of getting off any time soon

[luxthestrange]

TWST Incorrect quotes#611 Baddie baged

Yuu*Looking at the first years* Everyone always asks me"Yuu, how'd you bag a baddie?"-"How'd you bag that baddie,bro?~" I DIDNT BAG SHIT...Vil picked me up from my neck and threw me over his shoulder!

Vil*Coming back from dance practice,grabs you by your collar and flings you over his shoulder* ???~

Yuu*Looking at them as Vil turns on his heels about to leave dancing room with a victorious grin*-And I been on it ever since...AND I AINT GOT NO PLANS GETTING OFF ANY TIME SOON

[rayshippouuchiha]

I genuinely love how often your Aizawa just falls into somehow going on a date with Izuku and has no idea exactly how this happened but decides to cling on like a koala because he has no idea how to replicate that so he simply cannot let Izuku get away.

Everyone Else: Aizawa, you bagged a hottie. You bagged a baddie. You bagged The Hero! How'd you bag that baddie?

Aizawa: I didn't bag shit.

Aizawa: Izuku picked me up from my neck one day and threw me over his shoulder and I've been here ever since.

Aizawa: And I ain't got no plans to get off any time soon.

[eggcats]

My ideal radiostatic dynamic is:

Vox: Everyone's always like, Vox, how'd you bag a baddie? How'd you bag that baddie, bro?

Vox: I didn't bag SHIT. Alastor picked me up from my neck and threw me over his shoulder, and I've been on it ever since. And I ain't got no plans of getting off anytime soon.

[anna-the-undertaker]

If Mammon was on tiktok lmao -

Mammon: Everybody's always like, Mammon, how'd you bag a baddie??? How'd you bag that baddie bro?... I didn't bag shit. MC picked me up from my neck and threw me over their shoulder, and I've been on it ever since.

[selfship-quotes]

S/I: Everyone's always like, "S/I how'd you bag a baddie? How'd you bag that baddie, bro?" I didn't bag shit. F/O picked me up from my neck and threw me over their shoulder, and I've been on it ever since.

[honey-minded-hivemind]

Little ideas for Dandy and Doe(Goat Papa and Mama)

Dandy: wow... your eyes are like sapphires, gee! Heh, that's pretty corny though huh?

Doe: oh no, not at all... Anyone would like it

their theme as Die with a smile

Dandy: everyone's(morph) always asking, Dandy how'd you bag that baddie? How'd you bag that baddie? I didn't bag shit! Doe picked me up and threw me over her shoulders (metaphorically or literally, either way is funny), and I've been here ever since, And I have no plans of getting down!

Dandy:

Doe:

Ahaha! (Dandy is head over hooves for Doe, Doe is head over heels for him, and now Dandy has a wife, Doe has a husband, and they both have three partners who are powerful mutants and are the other loves of their lives!)

Dandy is very sweet, a bit country, very charming, and is very gentle and likes to spoil others (he also let's himself be spoiled). He gets really rough and tough in battle or during missions, and is super strong, has sharp horns, has a very thick skull, and can pick up and haul Logan.

Doe is beautiful and cunning. Don't mess with her sunshine ball of light husband, their amazing weather goddess partner, their charming mimic partner, or their fluffy growly partner. She can and will end someone. She's doting, can pack a punch, wears all kinds of dresses and sweaters, and is very happy when she finds out she' and her partners are going to finally have a baby.

(Yes, those five tried for a kid for, like, several years. They finally get one, and then once Dandy and Doe are gone, so too is the baby, it seems...) (except surprise, it's Reader, who followed/was kidnapped by Sabretooth, and ended up stuck with him)

Dandy, when he finds out he's about to be a dad, starts crying. He sobs, he wails, and he starts trying to think of baby names. Doe is more collected, but ends up also crying and sobbing, and they both hold each other and start trying to think of a color for the nursery. Logan, Morph, and Storm also end up crying. Logan is quicker to shrug it off, bit is so very pleased, Morph is bawling and already attached, and Storm is starting to drag all of them out to start shopping for baby stuff.

(What are Reader's few possessions or possesion they kept from when they were still with their mom, Mama Goat/Doe? Do they have anything from their dad, Papa Goat/Dandy?)

[trash-opposum]

Mammon: everyone’s always like “mammon how’d you bag those baddies? How'd you bag two baddies bro?”

I didn’t bag shit.

Mammon: MC picked me up, with Meph watching, and threw me over their shoulders. And I been up there ever since. I got no plans of gettin’ off anytime soon!

[just-rock-lee]

Naruto: Hey Lee, how'd you bag a baddie?

Kiba: Yeah how'd you bag that baddie bro?

Rock Lee: I didn't bag shit...

Naruto: huh?

Rock Lee: Y/N picked me up by my neck and threw me over their shoulder, and I've been on it ever since

Naruto & Kiba: ...

Rock Lee: And I don't have any plans of getting off any time soon

[kanroji-san]

Mc:*Looking at the other demons* Everyone always asks me"Mc, how'd you bag a baddie?"-"How'd you bag that baddie,bro?~" I DIDNT BAG SHIT...Lucifer picked me up from my neck and threw me over his shoulder!

Lucifer:*Coming back from the meeting,grabs you by your collar and flings you over his shoulder* ???~

Mc:*Looking at them as Lucifer turns around about to leave with a victorious grin*-And I been on it ever since...AND I AINT GOT NO PLANS GETTING OFF ANY TIME SOON

[irlwakko]

being a multishipper is so funny im there like WHO LET MIKE GET ALL THOSE BITCHES but then realize it was me. i was the who. the cryptid twig somehow attracts people to him by being the biggest pathetic wet cat in the world. other characters swooning over that is just so funny

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*mike voice* everyone's like "oh my god mike how'd you bag a baddieeeee how'd you bag a baddie" i didn't bag shit. zoey/alejandro/duncan picked me up from my neck and threw me over their shoulder and i've been on it ever since. and i don't have any plans of getting off any time soon

[kindrehd]

daaamn sethos how'd you bag a baddie