#how’d you guess?

[thedissonantverses]

“I wish I was more unaware of the lore so I could enjoy Veilguard the way you do.”

Shut up. I know more about the lore than you do. Knock it off you’re not being slick when you say shit like this. It’s condescending and it’s annoying.

[alttheloco]

Does anyone know if there’s character sheets for Prime Defenders somewhere?

I can’t tell if the $25 patreon tier has them or not, but I’m looking to find each PCs average rolls, just for shits and giggles.

I’d need to know their modifiers tho, and I’m reasonably certain that they’ve changed the modifiers over time. So I kinda need to know when those changes happen to get the flat roll

[octever]

Just to be clear, celebrating being aroallo isn’t celebrating being allosexual. It’s celebrating being aromantic and not asexual, something so commonly paired together. I tell people that I’m aroallo instead of just aromantic because people assume I’m aroace. Celebrating being aroallo is recognizing the difference between romantic & sexual attraction.

[happypeachsludgeflower]

We don’t appreciate how good Xie Lian looked in military garb enough. General Hua slayed.

[gerardpilled]

Your pfp has the same black/grey/white type of image as Neil Gaiman's pfp, so when I'm scrolling through my dash I get jumpsared that award-winning author Neil Gaiman is talking about horse hoof cleaning or Gerard Way's legs with various crying emojis

He could be

[abiteofhoney]

oh yeah thanks that’s helpful

[dee-boop]

A sample of culty xtian song lyrics I sang regularly growing up:

“Be sure your sins will find you out, and you will pay for it without a doubt. If you are wise you will obey and live to please the lord in every way” from a “Patch the Pirate” song, which are audio drama musicals for children

“Are you washed in the blood, in the soul cleansing blood of the lamb”

“Though Satan should buffet, though trials should come, let this blest assurance control, that Christ has regarded my helpless estate and hath shed His own blood for my soul”

“Jesus sought me when a stranger wandering from the fold of god. He to rescue me from danger interposed His precious blood”

“He lives! He lives! Salvation to impart. You ask me how I know he lives, he lives within my heart” (they really think their little feelings are Truth 😤 then say everyone else is too emotional and sensitive)

Perfect submission, all is at rest, I in my savior am happy and blessed; watching and waiting, looking above”

“I’ll love thee in life; I will love thee in death, and praise thee as long as thou lendest me breath, and say when the deathdew lies cold on my breath, ‘if i ever loved thee, my jesus, ‘tis now’”

“O perfect redemption, the purchase of blood, to every believer the promise of God. The vilest offender who truly believes, that moment from Jesus a pardon receives”

“Who am i without your grace? Another smile another face, another breath, grain of sand passing quickly through your hand. I give my life an offering, take it all, take everything”

“Empty me of myself until the only thing that’s left is more of you, less of me, make me who i’m meant to be. …Take it all I surrender.” (it’s really no wonder i dissociate)

“We are the chosen, we are royalty, we are Your children, you set us free. You alone are our identity” (hello White supremacy)

Etc. i could find the word limit for a textpost if I kept going

[0zzysaurus]

might as well dump the recent update from earlier here even tho I’m not entirely satisfied with it —

[quietwingsinthesky]

so funny to me that jenny doesn’t regenerate or anything, she just comes right back to life as the same person. girl how’d you do that.

[nextstopwonderland]

Have barely been on my phone all day come back to seeing Bryan being alive and out in the world and that he’ll be at all in I’m dying folks I’m dead

[mmmackandcheese]

Soul: Heart? Why is Mind laughing like you shot your eyes out again?

Heart: …I tried to pull a prank on Mind by putting a red shirt in with the whites.

Soul: mmmhmmm,

Heart: and I…Li may have made a Slight miscalculation for what Mind wears. Soul: . . . How long has he been laughing like that?

Heart: I-I stopped counting after hour 6

[age-of-moonknight]

“The Once and Future Knight,” Phases of the Moon Knight (Vol. 1/2024), #1.

Writer: Erica Schultz; Penciler: Manuel García; Inker: Sean Parsons; Colorist: Ceci de la Cruz; Letterer: Cory Petit

[makoredeyes]

I am seeing reblogs on this latest art post with the grimoire excerpt and each one has the text preview “You seem far too obsessed with these Warminds” with it and each one feels like a callout 🤣

[gracieblood]

based on my earlier post (which i lost and then found again literally 20 seconds later) i believe that every group of 5 can fit into this

[itsprobablybetteroffthatway]

Me at the beginning of the day: I will Not smoke any marijuana today it is of the Devil and is for stoners and losers and in order to regain my pure and righteous state I will no longer need to ingest any form of it, my judgement is that it is Wrong and my heart will no longer yearn for it

Me at the end of the day: I need to fucking smoke some oui’d or else I will not be able to eat or think nice thoughts about myself

[drizzit]

Not now kitten mommy’s writing the worst take about a side character known to man