#how upset she'll be about a lemon

[rviner]

"I thought I saw your truck, Wolf! How you been?" Tammie chimed to the older Cross with pleasant surprise as she breezed through the front door, setting down the bags she carried from the day spent with Nora. "I know it looks bad but half of this shit is for Faith- which means it's fine." she chuckled quickly to Ryan, ready to greet their daughter but noticing the strange set up of the high chair and the floundering Cross brothers surrounding it. Tammie's eyes quickly narrowed, flicking between Wolf and Ryan with a suspicious gaze. "Everything good?" she asked, pausing her steps as her hand moved to her hip because usually when there was more than one Cross around, there was some sort of trouble. She'd be inclined to say there was trouble when there was just one, but two...it was undeniable. "It ain't time for her to eat yet, what you doing?" she gestured with her other hand, mainly speaking to Ryan. @secrettyrant

Wolf sighs, nodding in understanding because while The Reapers offer many things such as safety and security there's a pledge they all make. You're in for life, and it's all well and good when you can coast through that pledge with your head above the water just enough but Ryan's drowning. Wolf's fingers tap his temple quickly and then wiggle as he moves them away. "You know what I'm sensing, Ry? You have a real block when it comes to talking about things, which is funny because you almost talk more than me. But, sometimes it's just talking for the sake of it with you." he points, as if in accusation to his younger brother. "Talk to Diego or Blaze first. See what they can offer. Talk to Tammie. We all have things from before that we have to solve, and if you want to make things work then you talk. And I mean talk, not hot air. Not promises, or dreams. Talk. This or that, how and why. The real stuff. Real, real, real." he stands to his feet, prodding Ryan's shoulder in time with his words. He smiles to Faith warmly, looking between the loving gaze between father and daughter and he claps Ryan on the back. "Talk, properly with her. And then I bet you'd get a house full." he mutters, laughing slightly. Despite appreciating the conversation, Wolf doesn't appreciate the turn of it one little bit. He steals Faith from Ryan's arm in a snatch, rushing towards the high chair to begin setting her down. "No, I can't stand seeing women's heartbreak, Ryan. You know this. I can't even see it in movies. It's...it's horrible. I can't break her heart, and it's not even a small thing! It's a mother's heart now! No. I'm lying to her. Get the lemon. But you need to tell her about the job, this is different."

[heartmaddie]

parfum d'étoiles | k.akaashi

introductions; hysteric glamouristas

⋆｡°✩ yn ln

she's face of the #ihatemybf movement , she's been dating suna since the first semester of her first year after the mess which was her high school love life (she thinks he's attractive and stuff but is off put by his personality - he's wannabe opium - but he's good enough for now) . yn's roommate/best friend is shimizu, and they got along as soon as they met each other, eventually leading to meet oikawa, kageyama and sakusa while they were thrifting in harajuku. yn liked sakusa's clothes and they became best friends as well. she likes artists such as fiona apple , mazzy star and faye webster but also takes a lot of inspiration from sunarin , which is why she loves playboi carti as well...

⋆｡°✩ shimizu kiyoko

she's a depop reseller but tries her hardest not to scam people... even though she totally can... she's quite popular around utokyo where she does her textiles and design course, but most of her followers are because she posts really good archival clothing on twitter before depop. her favourite things are parfait and textured fabrics, and she loves altering people's clothes - especially yn who always needs her jeans length changed.. her and sakusa are the only ones in hysteric glamouristas who are kind of normal and she hates suna as well, but thinks that yn shouldn't be leading him on like this. one time kiyoko was in shibuya and was interviewed by tokyo.sims and everyone thirsted over her in the comments.

⋆｡°✩ tooru oikawa

he posts thirst traps on tiktok so he's kind of popular at uni - but gets clowned on a bit.. people think he's attractive until they follow his twitter and realise he's a bit awkward and weird (think hamzah and martin awkward). he's a bit impulsive and annoying but ultimately means well for all of his friends. his favourite drink is cherry cola & he's still stuck in his brat summer even though it's chromakopia autumn.. he does like sunarin but that's simply because he buys him shots whenever they go out as a group - but he doesn't know it's because suna's amused by him. he's quite a central part of the group and it would be hella dry if it wasn't for him - yn and tooru bounce off each other quite well.

⋆｡°✩ kiyoomi sakusa

he's a fashion archive baddie and suna thinks that he's actually god but kiyoomi hates him. he got really popular because he used to post fit checked but then deleted them + made a new account. a lot of his followers r women 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️ he's kiyoko's n1 fan and always buys from her depop. kiyoomi really enjoys thrifting but absolutely hates the smell of the clothes afterwards - he washes them at least 3 times before wearing them. his favourite drink is water with a slice of lemon in it because fizzy drinks upset his stomach and he hates the taste of artificial flavouring. he likes brands such as vivienne westwood, chrome hearts, hysteric glamour but also gets a lot of his clothes personally tailored for him. a big fan of tom ford and gentle monsters.

⋆｡°✩ tobio kageyama

tobio is the only one in the groupchat who dgaf about what he's wearing, he will pull up to the function in a pair of sweatpants and a grey jumper but miwa forced him to buy some nicer clothes which he prefers to wear out now.... he wears tighter shirts because he likes how his arms look in them 🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️. he's the youngest in the group but after sakusa he's the most mature - doesn't do dumb shit like kiyoko, yn and oikawa does. sometimes he wears graphic shirts. he really likes going shopping with yn because he doesn't need to talk because she'll do all of it anyways. but him and yn are pretty tight, he's a good listener even if his advice isn't up to par.

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[blueridee]

jjk second years

author's note- i loveee the second years sm and there's not enough hcs about them so i had to add some lol

<3

Yuta

We know how much this man loves his friends, always asking if they've had their lunch or keeping up with their missions. So he's definitely the type to keep emergency snacks or water bottles on hand.

Unintentionally flirty due to his kind nature, but when called out, he turns red and starts rambling, “No, no! I didn’t mean it like that—I mean, not that you’re not—you are, but—ah!” Cue more teasing.

To ease his nerves, he tries different crafts or hobbies like crocheting or building model kits, but he's terrible at most of them. Surprisingly, baking actually worked out(?) and now everyone at the dorm gets cupcakes whenever he stress bakes lol. They're probably ridiculously over-decorated because he overthinks the designs.

I hc that he has insomnia or at least has trouble sleeping. So although it doesn't help much, he has a collection of different tea bags-green, chamomile, ginger, tulsi, lemon, anything you say, he has it.

About the unintentional flirt lol, toge made a joke on a gc once and now panda and maki love teasing Yuta about his "pretty boy" reputation, often telling strangers that Yuta is a famous model or something equally ridiculous.

Maki

Total gym rat. She’ll 'gently' scold the others if they don’t push themselves during workouts, "If you can’t finish this set, how do you expect to survive a curse attack?”

Has a secret stash of sweets she claims are "for energy". Some of Gojo's sweets randomly go missing, but no one suspects her lmao

Shows affection through roasts and training sessions, but she’s fiercely loyal and will stand up for her friends no matter what.

After the incident with her ass father, she might not show it but she'd be a little insecure about the burn marks. Not because of how they look but more so that they showed that he had managed to overpower her. So whenever she has those thoughts i can see her training extra hard, pushing herself on the field till she collapses. Yuta and toge got her some scar cream, there wasnt an explanation but the silent support made her treat herself a little more kindly

She’s surprisingly patient with toge and probably was the one that suggested that they should all try and learn basic sign to surprise him, she'll never admit to it though.

Toge

I mean we all know he's a total troll and a menace online, he definitely speaks in gen alpha slangs. Has spammed the gc with memes at 3 am so they all have it permanently on silent notifs now.

Has quite the... interesting music taste lol, ranging from lo-fi to heavy metal and loads of video game soundtracks. Everybody dreads it when toge gets the aux cord on long rides but they dont point it out. He knows about their suffering but he doesnt care, prolly even gets joy out it lmao.

Doesn't like signing unless he absolutely has to, like if he was talking to a stranger, that too most ppl dont know sign lang so he either texts them or writes it in his notes app. Plus he’s expressive enough to rely on context and vibes most of the time.

They had a sleepover during their 1st year and this shit decided to set the mario cart coin sound as the alarm. for 5 am. on a sunday. highest volume. and proceeded to sleep through it. Yuta and panda had to hold maki back from suffocating him with a pillow.

Panda

If someone’s upset, he’ll offer big bear hugs or sit quietly next to them until they’re ready to talk.

Comes out with random nuggets of wisdom at the strangest times, leaving everyone wondering how a cursed corpse got so philosophical.

Loves hosting movie nights and insists on popcorn fights during action scenes. Would insist on themed snacks for each movie (“Kung Fu Panda”? Dumplings!) lol ofc it's kung fu panda

The peacemaker between the group but also eggs on all off toge's or yuji's dumb ideas, “It’s for their character development.”

A shameless dancer- panda is always the first one to bust a move when music plays. He’s not particularly good, but his enthusiasm is infectious.

[pinkarsonist0]

I just got done playing Dead Plate, here are my thoughts and analysis:

It's so interesting how Rody and Vincent perfectly parallel each other, though Vincent's way of mirroring Rody is shown with metaphors and symbolism.

Rody tries again and again to try to win back Manon, he loves her to death more than anything. He job hops in order to get money to impress her, he waits by the phone hoping she'll answer his calls he even has to hear from VINCENT that Manon has ended their relationship when his love for Manon blinded him of their breakup.

But Vincent's parallel to Rody is shown metaphorically, look at his cooking:

He scribbles out reviews from critics that are less than perfect, when Rody reveals he has been letting Vincent's meals for him collect dust in his fridge he looks as if Rody just spit in his face and he is constantly changing the menu.

Vincent said he lost his taste as a child. The dude literally considers his favorite food to be a lemon. A god damn lemon. He has been shown to become VERY upset over mistakes, big or small in his kitchen (Unless it's Rody).

I'm convinced cooking is a metaphor for trying to impress people and feel accomplished but failing every time. I think Vincent comes from a not very good household, and it's manifesting in his adulthood. Vincent has a passion for cooking and food, I believe this had been the case ever since childhood, but when he saw his families apathy towards it, he grew desperate to impress them. To show them that he could do something GREAT with his talent, he works and works to improve, finding any dish that would wow people, yet nothing.

He starts cooking to impress people, he no longer does it for himself, it's too feel accomplished. This goes on until cooking isn't even considered a hobby of Vincent's, he's doing it for others rather than himself. It gets to point he barely enjoys cooking and food in general, so losing his taste is symbolism for Vincent losing out to his hobby to impress others.

He says after losing his taste, he is desperate for a dish. Everything tasted the damn same. It drove him crazy. He wanted something different if we connected that with Vincent trying to impress Rody with his dish, we can also connect that to the theory that Vincent was in love with Rody. If he did like him, I don't think Vincent saw him as an actual potential lover, he saw Rody as another chance to impress the people he couldn't, could Rody remind him of someone that Vincent was desperate to impress? And seeing Rody, he saw a second chance to be a big shot, to prove others wrong and to finally be accomplished?

Vincent literally agrees to date Manon despite being a gay man, just to cook her and feed her to Rody in hopes that he'll love it. Vincent knew Rody LOVES Manon, as long as she's involved he will love whatever it is, so Vincent sees Manon as his key to his goal and kills her. But that doesn't work, and he dies.

They both mirror each other in such interesting ways, I love it.

Rody probably learned his lesson and eventually moved on from Manon, but Vincent didn't see what was the problem, that there was no unique dish that he needed he just needed to rediscover his passion and stop using food to seek validation, yet he died chasing a goal that would never happen.

In conclusion, Dead Plate's theme is trying to impress people and seek validation that we lose ourselves and don't even think about what we want. At times, it may even end us.

[gaybananabread]

stop I love bh6 and there's like no tickle content for it😭😭 I absolutely loved your tadashi and hiro hcs🥹

perhaps some baymax tk hcs?👀👀

or anyone else in rhe gang lmao idm😭

you don't have to do this if you don't wanna!!🙌🏼

₊✩‧₊˚౨Nerd Squad & Baymax Tkl Headcanonsৎ˚₊✩‧₊

~AN: Fufufu thank you! And I KNOW, it's criminal how little BH6 tickle content there is! I plan on changing that. (⁠◡⁠ ⁠ω⁠ ⁠◡⁠) Guess who got indecisive? I've been wanting to do stuff for everybody anyway, so might as well do it now! Super long cuz I did everyone so be prepared. (ミ⁠●⁠﹏⁠☉⁠ミ) Thanks for requesting Anon!~

🩹Baymax🩺

General:

Robo boy, so not ticklish

He does tickle others though, so ler by default.

Might pretend something tickles just to seem like he gets it or to try and empathize with Hiro

On low battery mode, if prompted, will spill all of Hiro’s worst spots.

Ler:

It feels like a certain someone would have programmed him with a special scan to locate said spots…but shhh you didn't hear it from me.

He believes that the laughter it produces can help boost moods, and according to the Internet, it can! 

So a few little medicinal cheer-up sessions aren't a rare occurrence in their group.

As I've said before, he was definitely given some little nails/quill tips that can pop out of his fingers on one hand to tickle his patients

Will occasionally tease, but it's super minimal. He likes to make his lee laugh just hard enough to make them feel better, no more and no less (unless they ask!)

“On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate this tickle spot?” “Your blood pressure is rising: that must be why your cheeks are so rosy.” “Most people are quite ticklish here. How about you?”

Amazing aftercare: water, lollies, praise and hugs if the lee wants them.

🏍️GoGo🗲

General:

She gives ler-leaning switch. Like she loves getting her friends, but the occasional squeeze or poke-fest wouldn't upset her

She never lies, so she wouldn't outright deny that she likes it. She would, however, dodge the question or attack the asker until they forget their name.

They'd be a giggly mess in seconds if they press it

Ler:

Such a meanie/hj

GoGo’s got a rougher style, preferring to firmly squeeze and claw her lee's poor spots. Loves seeing their red, dumbstruck expressions as they laugh their heads off.

She can go softer if need be, but definitely prefers belly laughter to giggles

Does tease, though it's in this monotone, observational way. Smug look, dull voice. 

“Damn, didn't think you'd be that ticklish here. Then again, I don't think you did either.” “Snorts, huh? That's pretty adorable, just saying.” “It must really tickle if you're begging that much. I didn't hear a ‘stop’, though.”

Lee:

Doesn't happen often, but she will get lee moods. Mainly when she accidentally walks in on a tickle fight.

Not super ticklish, but a select few spots will kill her.

Thighs are her worst spot and get the loudest snort-laughs you can imagine. After that, there's mainly just giggle zones. Sides, underarms, calves, and knees get little squeaks if you've got nails.

If you do manage to wreck her, be ready: she's big on revenge tickles (•` ⁠ω `•⁠)

⚗️Honey Lemon🍬

General:

Switch for sure; I'd say 50/50. She's always ready to cheer up her friends, whether it be by giving or receiving some silly affection (⁠ ⁠ꈍvꈍ⁠)

Super chill about liking it. Honey is honest to herself and her friends about her likes and boundaries. If someone talks about liking it, she'll playfully support them.

(And, depending on their mood, help them with a first proper session)

Lee:

The purest giggles and laughter known to humankind

GoGo can vouch for it: Honey's laugh can brighten pretty much anyone's day.

She tries not to, though she's definitely a squirmer. Will kick her legs and flap her hands to try and keep from pushing the ler away.

Absolutely adores tickle hugs! If she happens to be having a hard day, a few wiggly fingers in a warm embrace will cheer her right up! ♡⁠(⁠Ӧ⁠ｖ⁠Ӧ⁠｡⁠)

Her worst spots are her underarms, followed by her knees and belly button. 

Besides that, basically a walking tickle spot; wiggling fingers almost anywhere get her squeaking.

Gets lee moods pretty often; she'll stretch a lot more, and sometimes just sit near GoGo with her arms above her head. Her friends get the message.

Ler:

Such a soft ler, so sweet and affectionate

Will giggle along with her lee, and loves giving out sweet praises. 

“Aww, I love your laugh! It's so cute!” “Oh my goodness, your cheeks are the color of my Gum-buns!” “You really like this spot, huh? I'll give it some extra love, just for you!”

She'd be the kind of girl to carry a clean make-up brush specifically for that reason. Drag it along a palm, sneakily flutter it along a sad friend's neck and ears… Opportunities are endless!

Checks in with them every few minutes, just to make sure her lee is still having fun.

“You need a breather, friend?” “It's okay to take a quick break. Don't worry; I promise I'll come right back to this spot when you catch your breath!”

🧴Wasabi🔧

General:

While he's usually pretty touch adverse, he can enjoy tickling. He's just gotta be in the right mood and around the right people.

He gives me heavy lee-leaning vibes; he might tickle someone on occasion, like Hiro. 

His friends respect his boundaries, and always make sure to ask before trying anything touch-related with him.

Lee:

When he does get a lee mood, most of his friends can point it out pretty easily. He'll smile more, twist his fingers and flinch at the smallest touches. 

It's obvious, but they don't touch him until he shows he wants them to. That normally means a muttered ask, or more commonly, “the look.”

He'll meet their eyes for just a second before looking away, a small blush on his cheeks as he tries and fails to speak any human language. That's all they need to get started.

Even though he clearly asked for the tickles, he refuses to react at first. He's too sensitive to stay totally silent, but he tries.

Bubbly, restrained giggles. He'll bite his lip like there's no tomorrow, curling into himself. It's pretty adorable to watch

Eventually, when he does crack, he just lets himself go loose. Loud laughter, squeaks, and eventually little hiccups. 

Worst spot is his ribs, though he melts at his arms and palms being tickled. 

Ler:

Again, rare, but it happens.

His lee will almost always be Hiro, though occasionally he'll get Fred if he's being annoying.

He's a soft ler: never wants to go too far. Unless directly asked for, he's gentle and almost teasing with the touch.

He'll mumble little notes as he explores his lee's spots (even if he already knows about them)

“So, your sides are worse than your neck, but not as bad as your armpits? Interesting…” “Okay, thighs are pretty ticklish…oh, a snort. Cute.”

Wasabi knows exactly what he's doing; he just likes hearing the complaints his comments cause.

🦖Fred💥

General:

The most switch energy everrrrrrrr

Like hello? He's so chill on everything; imagine him in a tickle fight! Can either be horrifying or adorable, depending on what mood he's in.

The silly boy would have no problem admitting he likes it! He’ll tease his friends occasionally, abusing his “can confidently say the t-word at any time” powers.

Lee:

Literal walking tickle spot

Any poke or squeeze anywhere gets him giggling and twisting like a little kid. He doesn't get embarrassed by it: he owns it.

Worst spot would probably be his feet or hips. Those get him cackling, though most other places aren't that far of a drop.

If he's in a lee mood, he'll just flop in the closest person's lap and raise his arms. Besides a few eye-rolls and amused chuckles, it seems to work pretty well for him.

Unrestrained, super giddy and bright laughter. Definitely lights up a room (⁠✿⁠^⁠‿⁠^⁠)

Ler:

Most conniving little shit to ever walk the Earth.

He'll wiggle his fingers, sneak little pokes at his friends’ sides, and squeeze the word “tickle” into every sentence.

Favorite target is Honey Lemon. She always plays along with his silliness, and he loves hearing her laugh. 

If she's in the right mood, though, GoGo will actually let him tickle her. That's gotta be one of his favorite activities, though it rarely happens.

He'll tease the hell out of his lee. Anything he can think of, he'll use.

“You're a really squirmy-worm, dude. It's cute!” “If I poke heeeere, and squeeze heeeere, then- yep, tickly laughter!” “Man, I wish I had the tickle belt from Captain Fancy’s Special Issue: the Feather Fiend. It'd look so good on you!”

He'll go until they really tell him to stop, but afterwards, he'll take them to their favorite restaurant and have a movie marathon. 

[bunbeeplays]

The Lemon Legacy: Generation 1, Chapter 95 - A New Forever

Xander and Ophelia bring Gemma home the next day, and they are obsessed with her.

Xander: Who's Daddy's little object? Is it you? Yes it is!

Ophelia gets started on creating a supply of milk. She should probably not do it in front of a window that people walk in front of all the time, but hey, she's tired. Give her a break, she's doing her breast.

After a successful pumping session, Ophelia gets a call from her gran, who's on her way.

Eve: You still haven't told me her name!

Ophelia: You'll see!

Eve: Ophelia Marie, if you named that child after me-

Ophelia: I didn't, I promise. I know you think that's corny.

Ophelia finally gets to make those biscuits she abandoned after going into labor and when she finishes up, she sees Eve let herself in.

Eve: Are those my famous biscuits?

Ophelia: You know it! Want some?

Eve: I've eaten these a million times, I want to see my great-grandbaby!

Ophelia: Here she is!

Eve: She's beautiful, sweet pea. Now quit being so secretive about her name so I know what to call her!

Ophelia: Well, growing up, you talked about how you always wanted a daughter…

Eve: And I had your shitbag dad instead. Yes, I remember.

Ophelia: What did you always tell me you would have named your daughter if you had one, a name you loved?

Eve: …Oh Fifi, you didn't.

Ophelia: Gran, meet Gemma Lemon.

Gemma: spits up

Eve: You're a sweetheart, you know that?

Ophelia: I learned from the best.

Eve: Most people wouldn't really call me 'sweet'.

Ophelia: Well, you definitely taught me not to take any shit.

Eve: You're damn right I did.

Eve: You didn't have to name her that for my sake.

Ophelia: The name is important to you! And besides, it's beautiful. I knew you'd be mad if I named her Evelyn so this was my best bet.

Eve: Well, it's an honor. I know you'll be a great mother, sweetheart. I'm proud of you.

After Evelyn leaves to catch a loading screen back to Sulani, it's dinner time.

Xander: Alright, dinner and a show!

Ophelia: Stop it! I'm pumping milk for your daughter! This is not sexy.

Xander: Agree to disagree.

Said milk gets fed to Gemma before everyone goes to bed.

Ophelia: Slow down, you little milk monster! We don't want you to get an upset tummy.

Meanwhile, in Sulani, it's time for someone else to go to bed too.

Eve slowly dances with her partner, Kaipo, before it's time for both of them to turn in.

Eve: Gemma's beautiful, Kai. Ophelia's going to be fine, I just know it.

Kaipo: I still think you should have told her.

Eve: I couldn't bring myself to. She's so happy… She'll get through it. She's got a good husband, and that beautiful little girl. I've had a long, long, LONG life, Kaipo. Damn bodybuilder aspiration. It's my time.

Kaipo: I know. I will miss you, Evelyn.

Eve: You too, darling.

And with that, Evelyn Lemon goes to sleep for the last time.

Eve wakes up.

Even though she finds herself laying in sand, her back doesn't hurt. Nothing hurts, actually

When Eve stands up, her knees don't pop. The wrinkles on her hands are gone. She feels like a brand new Sim.

She sees a man staring out into the distance. It can't be… can it?

When he turns around, her heart feels like it's going to jump out of her chest.

Eve: Walt… is that really you?

Walt: The one and only. I know I look a little different than the last time you saw me. I'm a lot less old… and a lot less bald.

The two kiss for the first time in over a decade.

Eve: Oh, Walt. You missed so much. Richard, he and Jane disowned Ophelia but she's excelling. She's a Rising Star, and she just started a family-

Walt: I know, dear. I've been watching.

Eve: So you know about Kaipo.

Walt: Yes. I'm glad you had someone to enjoy your last days with. I don't know how this afterlife stuff works completely, but maybe I'll get to meet him someday and thank him.

Eve: So uh… did you ever watch us do it?

Walt: …I missed you, Eve.

Welcome to the Forever Save, Eve.

Thanks for being the mother figure Ophelia deserved.

[journallingweeks]

feelings

My feelings towards my family members are so complex that I feel I'll live to deeply regret saying them out loud if anything were to happen to those family members, but not saying them or voicing them I believe, after reading, is literally bad for my health.

My complex relationship with my mom: I feel she is solely focused on her own life and our relationship is similar to that of really good friends - her love language is gifts, as is mine, so when she does this for me I am deeply deeply touched, and feel guilty for everything I've ever said. But at the same time, growing up we weren't given nutritious dinners - most nights we were getting food from the Deli or Joop - I often remember my uniform being stained and having a pile of clothes that I couldn't face on my bedroom floor - she could grow cold or distant when she was upset and could snap unexpectedly - she let me down a lot during college, when my friend died, or when everyone else's parents drove up often and sent up meals or made a fuss of their 21st, or helped them to learn to drive or encouraged them to begin at least - she knew I worked 40 hour weeks during the summers to pay for fees, whilst on 65 grand a year - finding out she had been purposely hiding this info from me, because in turn, I'd realise how far away we were from government funding, something I was trying to organise out of desperation for weeks. In college I sat in our year head's office crying because I had found out that day that my fees were going to be €200 more and that amount of money was colossal to me at the time- and I realised I simply couldn't pay them and had no-one to turn to. €200. It hurts that she hasn't shown much interest in seeing my bf's place that I'm moving into, or the attic in my sisters two summers ago that I spent weeks of my life renovating. It hurt when I came home from travelling for 3 months and the fridge was empty. It hurts to think how freely she'd bitch about my dad, taking full reign to turn us against him - realising in hindsight how skewed that perspective is - the hoarding being a massive issue that she won't face. Making out to be a monster and attempting to open up about my parent's sex lives which is so ridiculously out of my depth and something I'd literally hate to get into - the fact I even need to shut that down and tell her its a boundary is bizarre. The fact my sister, was 13 going out with a 19 year old, and when he gets exposed as a sex offender years later, she announces she feels sympathy for him.

the beautiful things about my mom! I love her so much. In some ways I have felt I will probably never love someone as much again. It is unconditional and I literally can not imagine my life without her. I feel like bawling my fucking eyes out when I think of her as a young girl, or on her wedding day or as a 13 year old. Or her relationship with our dog, or how much she'll miss her dad forever. She still wells up when she speaks of him and he died in 2017. She is softly spoken with tiny hands and shoulders. She loves crafts, music, art, scary films, milky tea, fantasy, shopping, going for coffees, her sister. She is a sensitive soul and emotional being. She will surprise me with my favourite lip balms and orders from cult beauty and hot water bottles. She will thoughtfully remember things I've mentioned in passing and loves to surprise. She loves trinkets and things. She has a stack of books higher than her bedside table next to her bed. She loves lavender and lemon. She is more gentle than I'll literally every be, in the way she moves and talks and thinks. She ADORES the cinema and fiction in general - 'anything escapist'. She's a feminist. When I was a teenager, and I had terrible mental health, she really really tried for me. She moved me out of a school I hated and absolutely fucked my least favourite teacher out of it, not only in person but following up with a scathing, well-articulated letter. She encouraged my artistic side by buying me paints and colours every Christmas. She made a massive effort for Christmas to be special - to keep the magic alive in it - we'd go to Blarney Woolen Mills after school and get Butler's hot chocolate there. She'd take us to Fota Christmas even as adults! We'd watch love actually by the fire with the dog. She has a great sense of humour - slightly dark and would throw her head back laughing at things. She has a secret language with her sister seemingly - that they can only understand. She loves to sing and has a beautiful voice. I love her so much. She makes an amazing milky coffee. If someone I met told me I was just like my mom, I would be so flattered. She wearings beautiful craft earrings with a matching printed coat and dress with clogs of some sort - stunning blue eyeliner with the cutest bob haircut and a fringe, always. Sometimes, in casual wear, she'll wear a low tiny bun, gold sleeper earrings and an oversized sweatshirt and it is so effortlessly beautiful. She uses her tiny hands when she's speaking or telling a story. I love her so much

[watchmegetobsessed]

BABYMOON

A/N: this family is still my absolute fav and im so not done with writing about them!!

PAIRING: husband!dad!Harry X Reader

WARNING: a little bit of adult content, nothing detailed tho

WORD COUNT: 2.3k

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It's a rare occasion in the Styles home that the house is not buzzing from kids' laughter and chatter, tiny arguments or screaming. With three little kids around, the meaning of peace and quiet is almost unknown. But today it seems like you can finally catch a little break.

Ellie is spending the night at a sleepover at one of her friends and the twins are spending the weekend with auntie Gemma, giving you and Harry an entire evening and morning just for yourself, something you haven't had probably since the twins were born.

Harry's duty was to drop Ellie off and you drove Maddie and Max over to Gemma's. Your route is a little longer than his so by the time you pull up to your home Harry's var is already there. Walking into the house you're immediately met with delicious smells, the air is thick with basil and garlic and you don't miss how the dining table is set, this time not for five, only two people. Candles are lit here and there and soft jazz music is playing in the background as you find your husband by the stove wearing your apron and it's upsetting how well he can pull it off, probably better than you can.

"Hello there," you walk closer, taking a look at everything on the counter, eyeing the food in the pan that he is currently stirring, a pot filled with boiling water and pasta in it.

"Hi, everything went well at Gem's?" he smiles at you, leaning down for a kiss as you stand next to him, one hand gently rubbing his back.

"Yeah, she said she'll drop them off Sunday morning."

"Great."

"So what is this all, Mr. Styles?" you ask, nuzzling your nose against his shoulder.

"Thought we could have a date night now that we have the house to ourselves," he smiles cheekily. "Go change, I'm actually almost done here, you hungry?"

"Is that even a question?" you scoff, sliding a hand over your growing stomach. You've been definitely eating more than during your previous pregnancies and you can already see the extra weight you put on so far. Harry doesn't seem to be bothered by it at all though, he always makes sure to have all your cravings at home and whenever you go for a second plate he just smiles at you warmly, even almost proudly. The man is obsessed with you in general, but the pregnancy multiplies that for sure.

"Good," he hums, kissing your forehead before you head upstairs.

When you return, the food is already on the table and Harry is filling two glasses with some lemon water. He hasn't drunk since you've gotten pregnant, something he did during all of your pregnancies. He never wanted you to feel like you're missing out on something so whatever you couldn't do, eat or drink, he said no to all of them as well.

"Italian again?" you smile at him as he meets you at the table, kissing you shortly before he places the drinks down and pulls your chair out like the gentleman that he is.

"Can't help it, it's what I know best," he chuckles.

"It feels weird, right? Being without the kids," you admit as you dig into the amazing pasta.

"I kinda miss them," Harry huffs and you know how he is feeling. You just dropped them off and you'll see them very soon, but you still got so used to having them around, it's unusual to be just the two of you.

"Can you believe there was a time it was just you and me? No kids?" you sigh, thinking back to the time you weren't married yet.

"God, it feels like a lifetime ago!" Harry chuckles and you grin at him nodding.

"Doesn't feel like we've been together for over a decade, but it also does? Does that make sense?" you giggle at your own words.

"No, I know what you mean. I still remember everything vividly, but also I know how long it's been," he nods, curling some pasta onto his fork, a boyish grin tugging on his lips. "Hey, do you remember our first kiss?"

"Of course I do, but do you remember it?" you challenge him.

“I do, because I was really fucking it up before I grew some balls and actually kissed you,” he chuckles, shaking his head as he thinks back at that weekend.

“I truly thought it’s just gonna be the two of us at the fair, but you brought along others and I took it as a hint that you didn’t want to date me,” you grin at him, still teasing him about it even after all this time.

“Because I was shitting myself, I didn’t know if you liked me or not and I didn’t want to make it awkward in case you thought it wasn’t a date.”

“But I wanted it to be a date.”

“Well I know that now!” he huffs, making you laugh. “But yeah. I thought I blew my chances but Niall actually talked me into asking you out for a real date and I’m glad I did.”

“We had our first official date the next day and you finally kissed me after you walked me home.”

“You were so pretty, looking at me with those doe-like eyes and I just knew I had to kiss you. I was already head over heels in love with you.”

"And look at us now, three and a half kids later," you add laughing.

"Still head over heels in love with you," he grins and leaning over he steals a quick kiss that tastes like tomato and garlic mixed with old feelings that never went away, only grew stronger.

"Oh, and do you remember when you first met my parents?"

"You mean the time when I made a complete fool out of myself in front of your dad, pretending I knew anything about American football?" He huffs at the memory of how he tried to impress your dad even though your dad is not quite the scary type, he was already fine with Harry after he saw how happy he makes you. Still, Harry really wanted to make himself liked, but his plan went a little south. Your dad still teases him with that even though Harry has definitely educated himself more about the sport.

"I think it was cute," you smile at him, pointing at him with your fork.

"And what about that time we pretended that we were married in that little restaurant somewhere in Italy?"

"That was on our second anniversary, right?"

"Yeah. I loved calling you Mrs. Styles, already knew I was gonna marry you." He sighs happily. Even though you've heard it before, it still warms your heart to know he was just as into you as you were into him. You often worried you fell for him harder and you'd end up with a broken heart, but instead, you ended up with a ring on your finger, three beautiful kids and the most amazing man by your side you get to call your husband.

"So you still haven't regretted tying yourself down so young?" you ask with a smile. You married at just twenty-four, the tabloids didn't hold back about how it might had been a mistake, many were convinced you wouldn't last long. You're glad you proved them wrong.

"Never. You're my best decision I've ever made." He leans closer and kisses you sweetly.

You keep up the nostalgic talk through dinner, your plates emptying slowly as you recall your favorite memories from your relationship. Though Harry tells you to leave the cleaning up to him, you insist on helping him load the dishwasher. When it's all done, you move over to the couch with a box of ice cream he picked up on his way home.

"Mm gelato, is this Italian too?" You smile at him, having the first taste of the chocolate ice cream, eyeing the packaging.

"Yeah, thought I would stick to the theme of the evening," he chuckles, shoving a spoonful of it into his mouth. "Actually, this was meant to be the warming up to something I wanted to talk about."

"Oh, okay, I'm all ears," you hum, busy with the dessert but still listening to him.

"I was thinking that… maybe we could go on a little vacation before the baby arrives. We could take the kids for a week, your parents could come too and they could take the kids home and we would stay for another week. Have a babymoon if that's what it's called," he chuckles softly, watching your face to see your reaction.

"A babymoon? Is that a thing?" you smirk at him and he shrugs.

"I don't know, read it on the internet," he admits with a half-smile. “But apparently, it’s like a honeymoon for soon-to-be parents before the baby arrives.”

“But we are parents already.”

“Is this your way of telling me you don’t want to go on a vacation with me to Italy?” he huffs, pretending to be hurt, but you just chuckle, shoving some ice cream into his mouth.

“Of course I want to. We can line it up with fall break, so the kids don’t have to miss school,” you offer and Harry’s eyes light up right away.

“Yeah, that could work,” he nods smiling, stealing some more ice cream. “Now this way, all of our children will have been to Italy before they were even born,” he smirks to himself and as you think about it, you realize that he is right.

Ellie was conceived in Italy, as you learned later when the doctor calculated the time when it happened. He gave two dates and you spent that entire month in Italy so there was no doubt it happened there. Two years later, you were two months pregnant when you went to the Venice Film Festival, even walked the red carpet with Harry as no one really knew that you had two babies hidden under your massive dress that hid your already growing bump. Now you’ll take baby number four to this so-called babymoon, keeping up the tradition of visiting Italy while pregnant with all of your kids.

“Passing on your obsession as early as possible, Styles?” you chuckle as you pull him in for a kiss that tastes like chocolate after all the ice cream you both have eaten.

“Gotta start early,” he grins.

You run out of dessert soon and decide to put on a movie that’s not Pixar or Disney, and cuddling on the couch you enjoy the alone time and when the movie is nearing its end, Harry shifts his attention from the TV to you, kissing up your neck, the corner of your mouth, his hands wandering over your body and soon you end up on top of him, stripped from your clothes as you make love without having to keep quiet and worry about the kids. It’s just the two of you, like in the beginning, getting lost in each other and the love you’ve been sharing for so long, the love that brought three amazing kids into your life, a fourth one on the way.

Harry doesn’t stop until you’re completely worn (fucked) out, cuddling on the couch naked, his hands gently rubbing your stomach, the baby slightly moving around under his touch.

“Do you think it’s going to be a boy or a girl?” you hum, eyes closed as you nuzzle against his chest.

“You’re way better at this guessing game,” he chuckles, making you laugh. It’s right, Harry said Ellie would be a boy, but you knew it was gonna be a girl from the beginning. The twins were believed to be two girls in the beginning and Harry believed it without a second thought while you kept telling him there’s no way they are both girls. Two weeks later the doctor told you that you in fact had a boy in there, he was just hiding his bits last time you checked in on him.

“But I want to know what you think,” you grin at him. He breathes out long, narrowing his eyes as he thinks about it, chewing on his bottom lip before he gives you his guess.

“I think that… we’re having another boy,” he slowly says, watching your reaction.

“Yeah? Is that your final answer?” you giggle.

“It is, now tell me if I’m right!” he demands laughing.

“We find out the gender next week! I don’t know it either, just like you!”

“Oh come on, you always know it! Just tell me what you think we are having,” he begs dramatically, giving your hip a gentle squeeze. Pushing yourself up you throw a leg over him as he sits up straight, helping you to settle in his lap comfortably.

“I think that it’s gonna be a boy too,” you tell him, biting your smile back and you see as his face lights up.

“Do you really or are you just pulling my leg?” he narrows his eyes at you.

“I do! I think it’s a boy. I have the same feeling when they were telling us the twins were both girls. I just know it’s a boy.”

“Another boy, that’s amazing! Maxie will be so happy to have a little brother!” he muses as you brush his unruly curls out of his face.

“Two girls and two boys, it would be perfect,” you hum in agreement. “God, we just do everything so good!” you say grinning, though it’s just a joke, of course, however he gladly joins in on it.

“Right?! We’re just the absolute best! No flaws at all!”

“None! No one does it better than us!”

“Fucking perfect!” he laughs, pulling you closer for another kiss, giggling against each other’s lips before it grows into something more heated and soon enough you take it up to the bedroom, making the best out of your time alone at home.

Thank you for reading! Please like/reblog if you enjoyed!

[m-jelly]

Hi jelly it's me and my levi antics back to you again haha 😄

I really hope I'm not putting any pressure on you so whenever you aren't busy

Can I request a levi x reader who is even more neat freak than he is and he discovered that when he overheard the girls in his squad talking about this she is a squad leader too and he just fell in love and some of their common activities is to clean the base

What a perfect pair haha! You got it :D

The best thing in common.

Pairing: Levi x Reader

Genre and tags: falling in love, cannon world, clean loving reader and Levi, Levi has a cute crush, Levi chases the reader, cuteness.

Concept: Levi hears Sasha and Mikasa chatting about the squad leader who is a neat freak and loves cleaning. Levi becomes even more interested in the new squad leader of the scouts. He spies on you as you clean with your scouts and organise things in your workspace. Levi falls in love and starts joining you on your cleaning sessions, which result in sparks flying between the two of you.

Sasha nibbled on a cupcake. "Mm, so good! The squad leader is the best."

Mikasa marvelled at hers with a perfect decoration. She said your name softly. "She's the best."

Sasha moaned. "She's like, so nice and good with food, but damn her addiction."

Mikasa frowned a little. "It's not really an addiction."

"She's addicted to cleaning and is a neat freak. Just look at your cupcake."

Mikasa stared at her cupcake. "It is perfectly made." She sighed. "I did hear her squad talking about how perfect her office is."

Sahsa nodded. "She has this thing about her desk, that if you move something a little off she'll get upset. Everything has its place."

"She's just organised." Mikasa stopped in the hall. "Captain Levi might like her."

Sasha groaned. "Those two together? It'll be a cleaning nightmare for us all."

Levi waited for them to leave, then he hurried out of his office and down the hall to where you were. He stared at the baked cupcakes made to perfection. He cleared his throat as he felt a tingle inside him. Levi had a little crush on you since you joined, but to know now you have something so strongly in common made him fall hard for you. He just wanted to see you know cleaning and he'd be a love-filled mess.

You turned to see Levi hovering around. You smiled at him and felt your cheeks going a little pink. "Hello, Captain."

Levi cleared his throat. "Hello, squad leader. Your cupcakes look." He frowned a little and tried to find something nice to say. "Lovely."

"Thank you. Everything is evenly measured and balanced." You looked back at the kitchen. "You should see the kitchen. It's all perfectly clean. I used a bit of lemon."

"And bicarbonate soda?"

You smirked and nodded. "Yeah."

Levi blushed. "Sorry. So, you like baking and cleaning?"

You nodded. "Baking helps me unwind and cleaning. You have to make sure you clean everything you can because we can't leave one titan behind so you shouldn't leave one speck of dirt behind."

Levi relaxed. "Right! See, you get it. Tch, the brats don't."

You giggled. "I'm glad someone agrees with me."

He fidgeted a little. "Would you...would you like to have a pot of tea with me?"

You nodded and smiled. "I'd love to. We can have a cupcake too."

He felt excitement shoot through him. "Great! I'll make the tea."

You hummed a laugh. "I'll plate the cupcakes. Meet me in my office."

Levi nodded, then ran to the kitchen and made the best pot of tea he could. He put it on a tray, then hurried down the hall to your office. He opened the door, then noticed your boots in a little area by the door and a mat. He saw next to it were a pair of slippers that seemed new and for a man.

You walked over and smiled. "I hope you don't mind, but I like people to take their shoes off in my office as it reduces dirt being brought in."

"I don't mind." He handed you the tray. "I'll swap my shoes." He did as you asked and put on the comfy slippers. "I might do this for my office."

You placed the tray on a tablecloth on your table, then pulled out the chair for Levi. "Sit."

Levi sat down and saw you had a tablecloth for you and him, as well as a coaster each. "So organised."

You blushed as you sat. "Ah, well my squad teases me a little about it, but it makes so much sense. If you damage the wood, it's a lot to clean. However, with these clothes and coasters, I can easily clean them and keep my space nice and tidy."

He looked around your office as he sat. "Your office is so clean and tidy. It's so nice to see someone take such care."

You poured two cups of tea. "It's nice to have something in common with you. I've always wanted to talk to you, but I've been so shy at approaching you. I'm glad you did."

Levi smiled at you. "Me too."

You watched Levi eat the cupcake so cleanly. "Is it good?"

He nodded. "Perfect." He gulped as his heart fluttered in his chest. "Would you like to clean some rusty things with me and give them new life?"

You smiled at Levi. "Are you asking me on a date, Levi?"

Levi felt a pleasurable shiver run through him at you saying his name. "Yes, yes I am." He locked eyes with you and said your name causing you to blush so sweetly.

"I would love to."

[angelicsentinel]

Maybe some RanAo - getting ready for date night and Ran hyping up Aoko? 👉👈

So sorry for the delay! It's not exactly to the prompt, I had a hard time fitting the vibes, but I hope you enjoy it anyway!

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date night

“How am I supposed to do it, Shinichi?” Ran asks him, frantic. Ran is on video chat with him, so through the screen on her phone, she can tell he's exasperated. But honestly, she's out of ideas. Shinichi’s the oblivious type, but Kazuha and Hattori-kun aren't quite there yet, so she can’t ask Kazuha, and he's the one with a dedicated partner he’s kept somehow, so...

“Don't ask me!” Shinichi says. “I've met her what, once? Is she the kind of person that wants a big romantic gesture, or does she prefer something quiet?”

“I don't know! It doesn't seem like she minds small things, but I've seen the way her eyes light up when we watch something romantic together. Should I do it at a fancy restaurant? A date at Tokyo Tower? Or how about maybe going for ice cream and doing it in the park, next to the fountain? Though it’s really been too cold for that. I could wait until Christmas, maybe? Or take her up north and do it in the snowfall?”

Shinichi sighs. “Honestly Ran, I think she'll just be happy enough that you asked. I could tell that she really loves you.” The loud sound of a door slamming in the background, and Shinichi's face moving from indulgent to worried. “Uh-oh.”

“Is it…?”

“Yeah, and in full crisis mode. Sorry Ran, I'll have to call you back.”

“All right. Talk to you later, Shinichi.”

“See ya, Ran.”

And that leaves her back to where she was before, sitting at home alone with no idea how to propose to her girlfriend. Which she is hoping to do. On their date. Her date for which she hasn’t settled on a location.

But Ran’s also worried. Kuroba-kun being upset usually means Aoko’s not too far behind. She puts some water on for the tea, cuts up some lemon, and scrounges in the cabinet for honey.

Like clockwork, her phone lights up with a message from Aoko. I’m sorry, it says. I just can’t do it tonight.

Ran’s disappointment is immeasurable and her day is ruined. She can’t help the resentment that wells up towards Shinichi’s boyfriend. That ass. Ugh!

She sighs, then she makes herself a quiet dinner, still mulling it over, no closer to a solution that she was before.

Ran's doing dishes when she hears a knock on the door. She wipes her hands on the towel next to the sink “A client?” she says to herself. There shouldn't be anyone today.

She opens the door to find Nakamori Aoko standing there, soaking wet in a beautiful floral blue dress, now ruined. Her hair is straggly and plastered against her face, her eyes are blood-shot and red-rimmed, her mascara running down her face. She looks terrible, and even though Ran isn't a detective proper, it doesn't take her long to deduce the cause.

“Aoko!” Ran says, hand flying to her mouth. She grabs her coat from the hook and wraps it around her, guiding her to the sofa and sitting her down.

“But s-shoes!” Aoko-chan says, teeth chattering, near tripping when she tries to slide them off so she won't dirty the floor.

“Don't worry about them,” Ran says. They're muddy, but, “It's nothing that a good little bit of scrubbing won't get up. Besides, your comfort is more important than a clean floor. Let me make you some tea to warm you up, all right?” She’ll have to reheat the water, but that’s nothing, really.

“You don't have—”

“Let me, all right?” Ran says sweetly, but it's clear that she will not tolerate any response other than yes.

“All right,” Aoko says. Ran kneels down, slides Aoko's heels off, sets them down in the entry way.

Ran busies herself in the kitchen while Aoko looks around. They've been dating for a while now, but this is the first time she's ever come inside her home proper. Ran comes out in a moment with some towels, looking Aoko over. “Why don't you go take a shower? If you leave the door cracked a little, I'll put out some clothes for you.”

Aoko takes her up on her offer, water hot enough to near scald her skin, and she has to admit that she does feel a little better afterward. Ran has a cute little boat neck top and a pale blue skirt out for her as she steps out. Aoko didn't even hear her come in. She squeezes the water from her hair and then braids it, still wet, pulling it over her shoulder.

A short while later, she sits back down on the sofa, and Ran presses a steaming cup of tea into her hands, sitting down next to her, knees touching Aoko's.

“You don't have to talk about it,” Ran says. “I can just keep you company if you'd like.”

Aoko bites her lip. She can't talk about this to Keiko because Keiko doesn't know the whole story, and Akako-chan intimidates her just a little. She'd met Ran at Police Headquarters after a case that had involved...Kaito, and Ran has truly proven to be an amazing person in the time she's known her. Aoko can't believe Ran asked her out. And Ran knows, if not all of it, then enough to understand.

She's heard a little about Kudō-kun, and Aoko thinks—Aoko thinks she would understand. Kudō-kun and Ran are very close still, for all Kaito has moved on from Ran with him, and well—

“Bakaito’s an idiot,” she says, redundant.

Ran nods sagely, taking a sip of her tea. “I’ll drink to that.”

Aoko sips her own tea. It heats her down to her toes. “It’s stupid.”

“Not if it hurts your feelings,” Ran says. “It was obviously significant enough for you to end up on my doorstep in tears.”

"It's just, he was just teasing, but he said I dressed like a grandma. I liked that dress." Aoko sniffles, holding on to her cup. "It was a small argument and it escalated and we argued about different things, old things, and I don't know, I felt too ugly to leave the house." She spins the cup around. "I still feel too ugly to be here," she says.

"I always thought I was plain," Ran says, sending a furious message through her phone.

"You're kidding!" Aoko blurts out.

"Still do, actually. My mother said I'd grow into it, but honestly, I'm average and okay with it."

"Well I think you're beautiful," Aoko says.

Ran smiles. "I think the same about you." But then she tilts her head, thoughtful. "Well, maybe beautiful isn't the word I'd use." Before Aoko can even feel hurt, Ran adds, "Sexy is more like it."

Aoko blinks. "What?"

"You are the sexiest thing alive," Ran says. "When I saw you giving the task force a piece of your mind, I knew I had to get to know you better." Ran's phone pings. She looks at it and smiles.

"O-oh," Aoko says, blushing furiously.

"I think I like you best like this," Ran muses, staring at Aoko with such warmth it takes her breath away. "No make-up. Skin hot from the bath." Ran's voice grew husky. "In my clothes."

Aoko swallows.

Ran laughs, still husky. "In fact," she says, bringing out a box from her bag and opening it. "I want to marry you."

"Ran—"

"I know, I know, it's not legal yet. But when we're able—"

Aoko throws her arms around Ran, knocking her back against the sofa. "Yes!" 

"Not exactly how I was planning to ask you," Ran says. Aoko's eyes are sparkling, and she wants to kiss her.

So she does. They kiss long and languid, Aoko wedging a knee between Ran's thighs.

"Date night here isn't so bad," Aoko says, resting her head on Ran's large, soft breast.

"I'll take you somewhere special," Ran says, playing with some drying strands of hair that had fallen from her braid. "Propose to you properly."

"I'd like that," Aoko says.

They lay in silence a few minutes together, Ran still stroking Aoko's scalp.

"There's still time to go out," Ran says. "I can help you get ready."

Aoko sits up. "It's really okay! You don't have to go through all that trouble—"

"Imagine Kuroba-kun's look when I let you borrow what Sonoko calls my man-eater dress and post our pictures together."

Aoko giggles. "He's not going to know what hits him."

Ran smiles, demure. "What do you think? Good revenge?"

"It's a start," Aoko says.

Ran wiggles her phone. "I've already guaranteed he's getting the couch tonight~"

"Oh, you are devious. I knew there was a reason I loved you," Aoko says.

"Just one?" Ran asks.

"A lot more than one," Aoko says, giving her a very slow once over, eyeing her very fit body. "two, three, four…"

"Dessert after dinner?" Ran asks, giving her a once over in turn. She really does look good in her clothes.

"We could have dessert first," Aoko says.

"I really like the way you think," Ran says, and she links their fingers together, pulling her into the bedroom, and shuts the door.

[lesbian-in-leather]

✨️ 10 characthers, 10 fandoms, 10 tags ✨️

Thanks for the tag @just-an-enby-lemon !! In no particular order, meet some of my faves:

1. Esmé Squalor, A Series of Unfortunate Events

Love of my life, terrible villain, and the City's sixth most important financial advisor. I love so many characters in asoue but if I have to only pick one... let's be honest, we all knew it'd be her

2. Nadja of Antipaxos, What We Do In The Shadows

Am I still mad at this show? Yes. Am I planning on writing a whole complaint post and probably at least one extensive fix-it fic? Also yes. If I ever met Nadja, would she kill me without hesitation? Absolutely. But I adore her and she belongs on this list

3. Claudia, The Dragon Prince

She is SIXTEEN and I am UPSET by everything she's been through and I am also SO ready for her villain arc. Timeskip + no time with Soren = unhinged Claudia and I am here for it. Don't let that cute lil face fool you - she could, would and has killed a man. And she'll do it again

4. Catra, She-Ra

Is anyone even surprised at this point?? I love her! Loved her from series one and I support her atrocities actually. She did terrible things and yet... she has fluffy hair and little ears. So who's really the villain here

5. Amena, Britannia

Britannia has so many incredible characters but if I hace to only pick one... she's a bitch, she's a queen, she's playing only for herself. It's my girl ♡

6. Jamie Moriarty, Elementary

If you've seen the show, you shouldn't be suprised. If you haven't... why? I had this plot twist spoiled before I'd even started the show, but even so it hit me like a TRUCK. My only wish is that she'd been in it more, because Nat Dormer manipulating everyone and laughing while she does it? Oh, that's my jam. Also we really deserved more of her literal obsession with Joan because wtf was that?? Fruity. That's what it was. Gay subtext at it's finest

7. Effie Trinket, The Hunger Games

Ah-hah!! Not a villain!! I absolutely adore her and I resent how people see her because only I am correct about my faves. But seriously she gets a bad rep in fandom and it does upset me because she's SUCH a compelling and interesting character. Also Elizabeth Banks was a perfect choice, no notes

8. Morgana Pendragon, BBC Merlin

SHE DESERVED BETTER. Morgana redemption arc 2022. My girl did a lot wrong but I adore her and also she was manipulated a lot early on and maybe if Gaius hadn't convinced Merlin to fuckin LIE TO HER about having magic this WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED

9. Morticia Addams, The Addams Family

She's creepy, she's kooky, mysterious AND spooky. She is an irraplaceable part of my personality and I adore her. Loving mother, adoring wife, involved member of the community... Her🖤 (including two pictures because these are BOTH My Morticia)

10. Mel Medarda, Arcane

Love of my life, absolute queen, she owned this show and no one can convince me otherwise. The lack of love for her in the fandom is a TRAVESTY and I will not stand for it - look at her, she’s perfect

Absolutely no pressure, but Imma tag @swanqueensalad, @ghostlyheart, @accidentallylita, @volunteerfelinedetectives, @lsnicket, @downton-not-downtown-smh, @changelinq, @vaguely-functional-directions, @randomstuffwiththelight​, @sewercryptoids-tea​ and anyone else who wants to do it!!

[nikikyuuun]

Hii! May i rq lemon tea, coffee and milk tea for Arashi? Ty!

first arashi request!! it's kinda ironic how i like her sm but i haven't read too many of her stories.... 😭 sorry in advance if she might be ooc!

❧ arashi tea prompts: lemon, coffee, milk tea

content warnings: none

lemon tea; what are mornings like with them?

mornings with arashi are calm, quiet—waking up to her watching you with a smile on her face, her hand coming up to trace the curve of your cheek, her sweet lttle, "good morning," as you blink the sleep away from your eyes. she doesn't quite want to get out of bed right away, though, so she'll often ramble on about her plans for today—maybe she has a modelling shoot, or maybe there's this new cafe that opened up that she wants to take you to... but until she decides to let you go, neither of you will be going anywhere for a little while~

coffee; do they get jealous easily? how do they show it?

not exactly, but arashi does tend to get a bit pouty when someone else gets to spend more time with you than she does. it's great that you're able to have fun with other people! but you're her partner at the end of the day, doesn't she deserve to get alone time with you, too? she'll bring you on a lot of impromptu dates, holding your hand while she shows you this amazing shop she discovered the other day... she's not upset at all, though, when it all boils down to it—but that doesn't mean she won't tease you at least a little.

milk tea; what are their kisses like?

light and sweet, like the cakes she so enjoys. arashi claims that kissing you is one of her favourite things in the world—and even if it may be hyperbole, the way she presses her lips against yours leaves little room for doubt... she's also definitely the type to enjoy quick, casual kisses just as much as longer ones, whether she's blowing you a little kiss from onstage or pressing a quick peck to your cheek before she's off to another job. there's no way she can resist you when you look so radiant, after all~

tea prompts are now closed! ♡

[starthelostboys]

🌲❄️ + the twins :)

🌲: what is this oc's greatest strength and weakness?

so with brookelyn, i think her greatest strength is that she's very patient. she has no issues with waiting to do something, or with stopping to think through decisions she makes so she doesn't do something impulsively. the flip side of this is her greatest weakness, which is her extreme aversion to change. even small changes in her life are stuff she'll be really bothered by, and her tendency to wait before doing anything is also something she can use to avoid making big decisions.

ashleighey's very different, since her greatest strength is how outgoing she is. she's never had a problem with talking to new people, or introducing herself to someone new. she's always been very excited when it comes to new social situations, and she's happiest when with a large group of people. but her greatest weakness is that she's not a very good listener, which can make it hard to keep the new friends she makes. she has a very hard time just letting people talk without interjecting, and when she's upset, she'll pretty much ignore anything anyone else has to say.

❄️: what is this oc's favorite and least favorite food?

brookelyn's favorite food is lemon sorbet, and her least favorite food is is cheddar and sour cream chips (although she thinks all fake cheese flavors are gross)

ashleighey's favorite food is chicken noodle soup (when the twins were younger and lucy would look after them, she would make this for them a lot), and her least favorite food is yogurt covered raisins

send me an ask about my ocs!

[lexa-griffins]

Okay but does Amor Mortis Lexa carry some garlic on those rare occasions that she's mad at Clarke? I can see her doing it out of momentary spite just because she's upset about something minor. Maybe she cooks it into her food and it affects the whole house so much Clarke has to stay outside....but Lexa breaks after she sees Clarke pouting at the window because she's cute dammit

This had me CACKLING!

Of course she does!! One of the biggest disadvantage of being turned later is that she can no longer use garlic against Clarke without affecting herself in the process.

But while she's human? She'll make sure to ask the maids to prepare every single dish she can remember that has garlic on it, forcing Clarke to find an excuse to Lexa's uncle on why she cannot come down to have dinner. Lexa will pretend to be sick and ask for a garlic, honey and lemon tea that she'll keep on her bedside so Clarke is unable to enter her room like she does on a nearly nightly bases..... Only to immediately pour it out when she looks out the window to find Clarke sitting on the railing of her balcony like a kicked puppy and promising she won't make more jokes about bitting other people or about how she has drank better blood than Lexa's before.

If Lexa's REAL pissed she'll leave garlic cloves all around the house, effectively forcing Clarke to stay in her room so she can only get out when Lexa is no longer mad or decides to visit her there 😌

[somewhatavidreader]

Wei watches Love by Chance Ep 14 DIRECTOR'S CUT (KHUN NEW VS WEI)

Pete: Have you ever had a friend sleep over?

Ae: No, I live too far away for that. Why are you smiling about that?

Pete: I'm glad. I get to be the first one who sleeps here.

Ae: And the only one too.

Wei: Are you guys this sappy this early because this is the most screen time you'll probably get together? I feel like this is a bad way to start.

Ae: I think I'm really lucky because I get to be with you.

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Tin takes the perfect selfie first try.

Wei: Damn.

Tin writes a little note on the selfie and sends it to Can.

Wei: Double damn.

Can receives the selfie and smiles.

Wei: DON'T FUCK THIS UP CANTALOUPE

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Can: WOW IS THIS A HOUSE FOR HUMANS OR JUST GIANT

Tin: Are you here to watch a movie or my house.

Wei: Tin, calm down. Let the boy be amazed at the size of your... doors. :giggles:

Phupha: Uncle Tin!

Can: Oi, it's that guy's son.

Phupha: My name is Nong Phu not "that guy's son."

Can: Your dad is a bad guy. Are you bad too?

Wei: Ok Tin, you really should have said something here.

Phupha: My dad is a good person! He's the best!

Can: No, he's the worst!

Wei: Okay, don't just make a face Tin, SAY SOMETHING.

Can: His father does all sorts of things to you and you won't let me confront him. So I ended up taking it out on his son.

Wei: THAT MAKES IT WORSE, CAN

Tin: PhuPha and his mom are not the ones that hurt me. If I want to take revenge, I wouldn't take it out on them. They are more like my family than anyone else in this house.

Can: OKAY FINE I'M SORRY

Wei: And thus everyone learned how to not be jerks for a moment.

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Can: OOO SNACKS! Can I eat?

Tin: Sure.

Can reaches and Tin stops him.

Tin: But first you have to pay.

Can: What do you mean?

Tin strokes Can's bottom lip with his thumb.

Can: KISSING AGAIN?

Can actually looks torn before he agrees.

Wei: I can't believe you're giving up kisses for food. Have some standards Can, it's just popcorn and cookies. STORE BOUGHT COOKIES NO LESS.

Tin: Open your mouth.

Can: NUH UH

Tin: Open your mouth, Can.

Can: NOT ON YOUR-

TinCan kiss. The best kiss of the series. Look at those lips moving. Look at that hand clinging to Tin's shoulder. Truly, a work of art.

Tin: Does it taste good?

Can: Good... One more time?

Wei: AWWWWW YEEEAAAHHHHH BOIIIIIIII

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Pete: What time will you leave Bangkok tomorrow?

Ae: Should be 7, but they're always late, so it'll probably be 8AM

Pete: Oh then I should let you sleep.

Ae: It's not that late. What are you doing now?

Pete: Talking to you.

Ae: Don't use Pond's stupid jokes!

Wei: This is so soft and domestic.

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Ley: God P'Can, just one photo takes you forever... OH GOSH MY LUCKY DAY.

Tin: Are you going home today?

Pete: No, I'll go to my apartment. It's closer.

Tin: Oh your apartment? I've been thinking of getting one too.

Pete: One for yourself? Oh mine is not bad if you want to come check it out.

Tin: Same building as you? Not a bad idea.

Tin spots Ley.

Tin: Lemon.

Ley internally: SHIT SHIT SHIT

Ley: Sawaddee kha... You remembered me?!

Tin: I'm lucky to catch you here. I have a gift for your mother.

Ley: M-My mother?

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Can: HELP ME IN THE GAME YOU GUYS

Ley: P'CAN!

Can: What.

Ley: P'Tin and P'Pete! Are they boyfriends?!

Can: WHAT?!

Ley: Well I saw them together today! They look so cute talking to each other! I've even heard they're moving to the same apartment! Even their faces were thiiiiis close, almost kissing!

Can slowly becomes visibly upset.

Ley: He even bought a gift for Ma! I was going to refuse but P'Pete said I should accept. Their eyes were sparkling! They looked like they could read each other's minds!

Wei: Ley, your brother literally looks like he's about to cry. Maybe you should stop.

Ley: I ended up accepting the bags, they're so beautiful!

Can: YOU ACCEPTED THEM?!

Ley: Well... yeah. But I didn't give Ma hers yet because I know she'll tell me to return them to P'Tin. But P'Pete made me promise to talk Ma into accepting the bag or P'Tin will be disappointed. See how they work together?! They must be boyfriends!

Wei: Oh god. Please stop Ley.

Can: RETURN THEM. REMEMBER, NO ONE CAN BUY US

Ley: Oh yeah, what about your phone?

Can: I'm repaying him monthly!

Ley: So what? That's still P'Tin's money. I don't care. I like the bag and I'm going to keep it and I'm going to talk Ma into accepting too! Now just worry about confirming if they're boyfriends!

Wei: Ley, you have crossed several lines and I do not like this.

Can: Ai Tin, just what did you do with Ai Pete?!

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Tin: Hello?

Can: AI TIN! WHAT DID YOU DO WITH AI PETE?! YOU CAN'T DO THAT. AI PETE AND AI AE ARE DATING YOU KNOW. AND NOW MY SISTER SAYS YOU AND AI PETE ARE BOYFRIENDS?! WTF?! AND AFTER ALL THE TIMES WE'VE BEEN HANGING OUT? WHEN DID YOU HAVE TIME TO FLIRT WITH HIM?! AND DON'T TELL ME... You two... kissed too?

Wei: Jeez Can, be more obvious.

Can: You can't do that! We've already kissed! And you said you want to date me!

Wei: Ok I didn't expect you to actually get more obvious, but alright.

Can: If I know you're trying to take Ai Pete away from Ai Ae, I'll hunt you down and beat you up!

Wei: You got even more obvious. JFC.

Can: OI SAY SOMETHING! IF YOU DON'T, I'M GOING TO GO STRAIGHT TO YOUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW.

Tin: Are you jealous?

Can: JEALOUS MY ASS! I'M NOT JEALOUS OF YOU.

Wei: YOU ARE AND YOU'RE IN DENIAL.

Tin: You don't want me to mess with the other Thai Program. And now you don't want me to be around Pete while I'm still trying to date you. Isn't this jealousy?

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Can: I'm jealous? OK FINE I'M JEALOUS BUT I DON'T WANT TO THINK ABOUT THIS ANYMORE!

Wei: Was this supposed to be the moment where Can shows us how afraid he is?

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Ae texts Pete.

Pond: AI AE WHO ARE YOU TEXTING?!

Ae: Stop being nosy.

Pond: Of course the real Pond has to be nosy! You're missing Ai Pete so much already that you have to ditch all of us to chat with him? I told you to bring him along!

Wei: PREACH

Ae: Actually... you were right. I should have brought him. I miss him a lot.

Pond: WHAT?! YOU ACTUALLY MISS HIM AND ADMIT I WAS RIGHT?! YO AI SHORTY COME BACK HERE AND KEEP TELLING ME SHIT.

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Pete: Can... Why are you here?

Can: Oh I'm meeting P'Type and I told him to meet me here... but I also wanted to see you!

Pete: Huh?

Can: Can I ask you something? What's the relationship between you and Ai Tin?

Pete: We're just friends. Why are you even asking this question?!

Can: My sister claims you're boyfriends.

Pete: Me? Tin's boyfriend?

Pete internally: BITCH WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN THE LAST 13 EPISODES?

Pete: Nope nope nope. Just friends. I told her that so she'd keep the bags.

Can: Oh good... I feel better then. I thought Ai Tin was still trying to get between you and Ai Ae.

Wei: Riiiiiight... That's totally what you were worried about.

Can: And I thought Ai Tin was playing with you and me... Messing around with you while trying to date me...

Pete: :shit eating grin on his face: So are you jealous of Tin? You're here asking all these questions...

Can: YOU'RE MISUNDERSTANDING! OH SHIT LOOK AT MY PHONE IT IS TOTALLY VIBRATING. IT MUST BE P'TYPE. I GOTTA GO ANSWER THIS. ABOUT JERSEYS AND SHIT. OK BYE.

Pete internally: Bitch, just say you want to bone Tin.

Wei: PETE IS OUT HERE STANNING TINCAN AND WE OWE HIM SO MUCH.

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Type: Here, be more careful next time.

Wei: Oh... He... actually had a jersey to give Can. Huh. Wonders will never cease.

Type: My older brother gay senses are tingling. What's wrong with you Can?

Can: Well... I can't figure something out.

Type: Sounds like you're falling in love.

Can: NO! :voice breaks as he says it: I'm not in love! Why are you talking about it! No way! I don't need love! I don't want a relationship! It's too complicated!

Wei: Me thinks Can doth protest too much.

Can: You make it sound like you want me to go bother someone else. Don't you care about this freshman of yours anymore? :pouty face:

Type: Bitch, have I ever said I love any of you freshman?

Wei: OH SNAP

Can: Damn P'... You're

Type: What am I? Say it. Out loud.

Wei: :whispers: Vampire...

Can: So damn straightforward.

Type: If you want someone to say they love you, go ask your guy over there.

Can: HE'S NOT MY GUY!

Type: If you're protesting this much just because I'm teasing you, then something is up. Why be so worried if he's not? I know you've punched him. I've heard you yell about how much you hate him. But now all of a sudden you both hang out a lot. Anyway, it's not my business. I should let you two confess on your own time.

Wei: HE KNOWS WHAT'S UP. Type is the stable gay older brother we all deserve. God bless.

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Tin: Why are you hiding from me?

Can: I'm not hiding! Why are you smiling!

Tin: I'm glad that you're thinking.

Can: Thinking about what?

Tin: Me.

Wei: That was actually pretty smooth for Tin.

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Tin: Get in.

Can: No. Where are we going? I have to go home.

Tin: I just want to find a quiet place to talk with you. I thought you said you weren't afraid of me?

Can: Let's just talk here.

Tin: Okay. Be my boyfriend, Can.

Wei: Oh god.

Tin: Why are you looking at me like you're so upset?

Can: What the hell are you talking about!?

Tin: You already know that I like you. I'd ask this question sooner or later anyway.

Can: OI TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE.

Tin: Okay. Date me, please Can.

Wei: SHIT I CAN SEE TIN'S HEART BREAKING SLOWLY ALREADY. NO NO NO.

Can: I said talk about something else, not change the question.

Tin: Why are you stalling?

Can: Ai Pete says I'm jealous. P'Type says I'm falling in love. I don't understand any of it!

Tin: What do you mean?

Can: Not understanding is not understanding! I don't know if I'm really jealous. I don't know if I can give you all of my attention. More importantly, I don't know if I love you. I don't know what love is. Why do you even like me?

Tin: Because when I'm with you, I feel comfortable.

Can: But I feel comfortable when I'm with my friends too.

Tin: You help me breathe.

Can: I'm a human, not oxygen. I make carbon dioxide and that can kill you if you breathe too much.

Tin: I know that I like you.

Can: But I know I don't like this... I don't like this feeling...

Tin: What do you mean?

Can: I don't like feeling jealous. And if I was your boyfriend, I'd have to deal with that all the time. I wouldn't be able to eat or sleep. I'd always worry about where you are and who you're with. Can't we just be friends instead? Then we can see each other whenever we want. We can have lunch, watch movies, and just hang out. Isn't that enough?

Tin: I don't want to be friends.

Can: But I want to be friends.

Tin: I don't want to be JUST friends.

Can: Ai Tin. Ai Tin.

Tin drives away.

Wei: KHUN NEW YOU DID US TINCAN SHIPPERS DIRTY.

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Tin's dramatic crying in the shower scene.

Tin: WHY?! WHY ME?! WHY CAN'T I HAVE SOMETHING I REALLY WANT IN MY LIFE?!

Wei: Oh Tin, baby, I'm sorry.

Wei: I mean we get to see Mean be wet and sad, but Khun New, you did us dirty.

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Pete: Hello?

Ae: Turn on your camera.

Wei: Why does Ae's voice sound so much deeper here? Did they get someone else to say it or fuck up the recording?

Suddenly Pete is next to Ae on the beach.

Wei: Now Ae is hallucinating. That's great.

Ae: Whenever I see your face, I miss you so bad.

Wei: YOU COULD HAVE INVITED HIM ALONG!

Ae: Fortunately you're not here.

Pete: Why's that?

Ae: Otherwise I wouldn't be able to stop myself from "hugging" you. A few minutes ago they sang love songs. It made me think of you.

Pete: Did you sing some songs too?

Ae: I suck at singing.

Wei: Anyway, here's Wonderwall?

Pete: Can you sing me a song?

Ae: I told you I can't sing. But don't look so upset. If I have to, I'll sing this song for you.

Ae sings. It's not the worst singing, but it's not the best either.

Pete: Ae... I love you.

Ae: You don't have to tell me. I already know.

Insert love story flashback montage.

Wei: You couldn't even end the series with Ae and Pete together at the beach? We get this montage instead? KHUN NEW WHY DID YOU DO EVERYONE WHO CARES ABOUT YOUR MAIN SHIPS DIRTY LIKE THIS?

[somewhatavidreader]

Wei watches Love by Chance Ep 14 DIRECTOR'S CUT (KHUN NEW VS WEI)

Pete: Have you ever had a friend sleep over?

Ae: No, I live too far away for that. Why are you smiling about that?

Pete: I'm glad. I get to be the first one who sleeps here.

Ae: And the only one too.

Wei: Are you guys this sappy this early because this is the most screen time you'll probably get together? I feel like this is a bad way to start.

Ae: I think I'm really lucky because I get to be with you.

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Tin takes the perfect selfie first try.

Wei: Damn.

Tin writes a little note on the selfie and sends it to Can.

Wei: Double damn.

Can receives the selfie and smiles.

Wei: DON'T FUCK THIS UP CANTALOUPE

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Can: WOW IS THIS A HOUSE FOR HUMANS OR JUST GIANT

Tin: Are you here to watch a movie or my house.

Wei: Tin, calm down. Let the boy be amazed at the size of your... doors. :giggles:

Phupha: Uncle Tin!

Can: Oi, it's that guy's son.

Phupha: My name is Nong Phu not "that guy's son."

Can: Your dad is a bad guy. Are you bad too?

Wei: Ok Tin, you really should have said something here.

Phupha: My dad is a good person! He's the best!

Can: No, he's the worst!

Wei: Okay, don't just make a face Tin, SAY SOMETHING.

Can: His father does all sorts of things to you and you won't let me confront him. So I ended up taking it out on his son.

Wei: THAT MAKES IT WORSE, CAN

Tin: PhuPha and his mom are not the ones that hurt me. If I want to take revenge, I wouldn't take it out on them. They are more like my family than anyone else in this house.

Can: OKAY FINE I'M SORRY

Wei: And thus everyone learned how to not be jerks for a moment.

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Can: OOO SNACKS! Can I eat?

Tin: Sure.

Can reaches and Tin stops him.

Tin: But first you have to pay.

Can: What do you mean?

Tin strokes Can's bottom lip with his thumb.

Can: KISSING AGAIN?

Can actually looks torn before he agrees.

Wei: I can't believe you're giving up kisses for food. Have some standards Can, it's just popcorn and cookies. STORE BOUGHT COOKIES NO LESS.

Tin: Open your mouth.

Can: NUH UH

Tin: Open your mouth, Can.

Can: NOT ON YOUR-

TinCan kiss. The best kiss of the series. Look at those lips moving. Look at that hand clinging to Tin's shoulder. Truly, a work of art.

Tin: Does it taste good?

Can: Good... One more time?

Wei: AWWWWW YEEEAAAHHHHH BOIIIIIIII

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Pete: What time will you leave Bangkok tomorrow?

Ae: Should be 7, but they're always late, so it'll probably be 8AM

Pete: Oh then I should let you sleep.

Ae: It's not that late. What are you doing now?

Pete: Talking to you.

Ae: Don't use Pond's stupid jokes!

Wei: This is so soft and domestic.

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Ley: God P'Can, just one photo takes you forever... OH GOSH MY LUCKY DAY.

Tin: Are you going home today?

Pete: No, I'll go to my apartment. It's closer.

Tin: Oh your apartment? I've been thinking of getting one too.

Pete: One for yourself? Oh mine is not bad if you want to come check it out.

Tin: Same building as you? Not a bad idea.

Tin spots Ley.

Tin: Lemon.

Ley internally: SHIT SHIT SHIT

Ley: Sawaddee kha... You remembered me?!

Tin: I'm lucky to catch you here. I have a gift for your mother.

Ley: M-My mother?

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Can: HELP ME IN THE GAME YOU GUYS

Ley: P'CAN!

Can: What.

Ley: P'Tin and P'Pete! Are they boyfriends?!

Can: WHAT?!

Ley: Well I saw them together today! They look so cute talking to each other! I've even heard they're moving to the same apartment! Even their faces were thiiiiis close, almost kissing!

Can slowly becomes visibly upset.

Ley: He even bought a gift for Ma! I was going to refuse but P'Pete said I should accept. Their eyes were sparkling! They looked like they could read each other's minds!

Wei: Ley, your brother literally looks like he's about to cry. Maybe you should stop.

Ley: I ended up accepting the bags, they're so beautiful!

Can: YOU ACCEPTED THEM?!

Ley: Well... yeah. But I didn't give Ma hers yet because I know she'll tell me to return them to P'Tin. But P'Pete made me promise to talk Ma into accepting the bag or P'Tin will be disappointed. See how they work together?! They must be boyfriends!

Wei: Oh god. Please stop Ley.

Can: RETURN THEM. REMEMBER, NO ONE CAN BUY US

Ley: Oh yeah, what about your phone?

Can: I'm repaying him monthly!

Ley: So what? That's still P'Tin's money. I don't care. I like the bag and I'm going to keep it and I'm going to talk Ma into accepting too! Now just worry about confirming if they're boyfriends!

Wei: Ley, you have crossed several lines and I do not like this.

Can: Ai Tin, just what did you do with Ai Pete?!

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Tin: Hello?

Can: AI TIN! WHAT DID YOU DO WITH AI PETE?! YOU CAN'T DO THAT. AI PETE AND AI AE ARE DATING YOU KNOW. AND NOW MY SISTER SAYS YOU AND AI PETE ARE BOYFRIENDS?! WTF?! AND AFTER ALL THE TIMES WE'VE BEEN HANGING OUT? WHEN DID YOU HAVE TIME TO FLIRT WITH HIM?! AND DON'T TELL ME... You two... kissed too?

Wei: Jeez Can, be more obvious.

Can: You can't do that! We've already kissed! And you said you want to date me!

Wei: Ok I didn't expect you to actually get more obvious, but alright.

Can: If I know you're trying to take Ai Pete away from Ai Ae, I'll hunt you down and beat you up!

Wei: You got even more obvious. JFC.

Can: OI SAY SOMETHING! IF YOU DON'T, I'M GOING TO GO STRAIGHT TO YOUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW.

Tin: Are you jealous?

Can: JEALOUS MY ASS! I'M NOT JEALOUS OF YOU.

Wei: YOU ARE AND YOU'RE IN DENIAL.

Tin: You don't want me to mess with the other Thai Program. And now you don't want me to be around Pete while I'm still trying to date you. Isn't this jealousy?

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Can: I'm jealous? OK FINE I'M JEALOUS BUT I DON'T WANT TO THINK ABOUT THIS ANYMORE!

Wei: Was this supposed to be the moment where Can shows us how afraid he is?

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Ae texts Pete.

Pond: AI AE WHO ARE YOU TEXTING?!

Ae: Stop being nosy.

Pond: Of course the real Pond has to be nosy! You're missing Ai Pete so much already that you have to ditch all of us to chat with him? I told you to bring him along!

Wei: PREACH

Ae: Actually... you were right. I should have brought him. I miss him a lot.

Pond: WHAT?! YOU ACTUALLY MISS HIM AND ADMIT I WAS RIGHT?! YO AI SHORTY COME BACK HERE AND KEEP TELLING ME SHIT.

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Pete: Can... Why are you here?

Can: Oh I'm meeting P'Type and I told him to meet me here... but I also wanted to see you!

Pete: Huh?

Can: Can I ask you something? What's the relationship between you and Ai Tin?

Pete: We're just friends. Why are you even asking this question?!

Can: My sister claims you're boyfriends.

Pete: Me? Tin's boyfriend?

Pete internally: BITCH WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN THE LAST 13 EPISODES?

Pete: Nope nope nope. Just friends. I told her that so she'd keep the bags.

Can: Oh good... I feel better then. I thought Ai Tin was still trying to get between you and Ai Ae.

Wei: Riiiiiight... That's totally what you were worried about.

Can: And I thought Ai Tin was playing with you and me... Messing around with you while trying to date me...

Pete: :shit eating grin on his face: So are you jealous of Tin? You're here asking all these questions...

Can: YOU'RE MISUNDERSTANDING! OH SHIT LOOK AT MY PHONE IT IS TOTALLY VIBRATING. IT MUST BE P'TYPE. I GOTTA GO ANSWER THIS. ABOUT JERSEYS AND SHIT. OK BYE.

Pete internally: Bitch, just say you want to bone Tin.

Wei: PETE IS OUT HERE STANNING TINCAN AND WE OWE HIM SO MUCH.

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Type: Here, be more careful next time.

Wei: Oh... He... actually had a jersey to give Can. Huh. Wonders will never cease.

Type: My older brother gay senses are tingling. What's wrong with you Can?

Can: Well... I can't figure something out.

Type: Sounds like you're falling in love.

Can: NO! :voice breaks as he says it: I'm not in love! Why are you talking about it! No way! I don't need love! I don't want a relationship! It's too complicated!

Wei: Me thinks Can doth protest too much.

Can: You make it sound like you want me to go bother someone else. Don't you care about this freshman of yours anymore? :pouty face:

Type: Bitch, have I ever said I love any of you freshman?

Wei: OH SNAP

Can: Damn P'... You're

Type: What am I? Say it. Out loud.

Wei: :whispers: Vampire...

Can: So damn straightforward.

Type: If you want someone to say they love you, go ask your guy over there.

Can: HE'S NOT MY GUY!

Type: If you're protesting this much just because I'm teasing you, then something is up. Why be so worried if he's not? I know you've punched him. I've heard you yell about how much you hate him. But now all of a sudden you both hang out a lot. Anyway, it's not my business. I should let you two confess on your own time.

Wei: HE KNOWS WHAT'S UP. Type is the stable gay older brother we all deserve. God bless.

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Tin: Why are you hiding from me?

Can: I'm not hiding! Why are you smiling!

Tin: I'm glad that you're thinking.

Can: Thinking about what?

Tin: Me.

Wei: That was actually pretty smooth for Tin.

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Tin: Get in.

Can: No. Where are we going? I have to go home.

Tin: I just want to find a quiet place to talk with you. I thought you said you weren't afraid of me?

Can: Let's just talk here.

Tin: Okay. Be my boyfriend, Can.

Wei: Oh god.

Tin: Why are you looking at me like you're so upset?

Can: What the hell are you talking about!?

Tin: You already know that I like you. I'd ask this question sooner or later anyway.

Can: OI TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE.

Tin: Okay. Date me, please Can.

Wei: SHIT I CAN SEE TIN'S HEART BREAKING SLOWLY ALREADY. NO NO NO.

Can: I said talk about something else, not change the question.

Tin: Why are you stalling?

Can: Ai Pete says I'm jealous. P'Type says I'm falling in love. I don't understand any of it!

Tin: What do you mean?

Can: Not understanding is not understanding! I don't know if I'm really jealous. I don't know if I can give you all of my attention. More importantly, I don't know if I love you. I don't know what love is. Why do you even like me?

Tin: Because when I'm with you, I feel comfortable.

Can: But I feel comfortable when I'm with my friends too.

Tin: You help me breathe.

Can: I'm a human, not oxygen. I make carbon dioxide and that can kill you if you breathe too much.

Tin: I know that I like you.

Can: But I know I don't like this... I don't like this feeling...

Tin: What do you mean?

Can: I don't like feeling jealous. And if I was your boyfriend, I'd have to deal with that all the time. I wouldn't be able to eat or sleep. I'd always worry about where you are and who you're with. Can't we just be friends instead? Then we can see each other whenever we want. We can have lunch, watch movies, and just hang out. Isn't that enough?

Tin: I don't want to be friends.

Can: But I want to be friends.

Tin: I don't want to be JUST friends.

Can: Ai Tin. Ai Tin.

Tin drives away.

Wei: KHUN NEW YOU DID US TINCAN SHIPPERS DIRTY.

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Tin's dramatic crying in the shower scene.

Tin: WHY?! WHY ME?! WHY CAN'T I HAVE SOMETHING I REALLY WANT IN MY LIFE?!

Wei: Oh Tin, baby, I'm sorry.

Wei: I mean we get to see Mean be wet and sad, but Khun New, you did us dirty.

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Pete: Hello?

Ae: Turn on your camera.

Wei: Why does Ae's voice sound so much deeper here? Did they get someone else to say it or fuck up the recording?

Suddenly Pete is next to Ae on the beach.

Wei: Now Ae is hallucinating. That's great.

Ae: Whenever I see your face, I miss you so bad.

Wei: YOU COULD HAVE INVITED HIM ALONG!

Ae: Fortunately you're not here.

Pete: Why's that?

Ae: Otherwise I wouldn't be able to stop myself from "hugging" you. A few minutes ago they sang love songs. It made me think of you.

Pete: Did you sing some songs too?

Ae: I suck at singing.

Wei: Anyway, here's Wonderwall?

Pete: Can you sing me a song?

Ae: I told you I can't sing. But don't look so upset. If I have to, I'll sing this song for you.

Ae sings. It's not the worst singing, but it's not the best either.

Pete: Ae... I love you.

Ae: You don't have to tell me. I already know.

Insert love story flashback montage.

Wei: You couldn't even end the series with Ae and Pete together at the beach? We get this montage instead? KHUN NEW WHY DID YOU DO EVERYONE WHO CARES ABOUT YOUR MAIN SHIPS DIRTY LIKE THIS?