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HSR FAQ 𖡻 How much CRIT RATE is enough for your DPS?
Answer
High Investment:
Single-hit DPS or low-hit count DPS = at least 80% to 85% crit rate (achievable if you have lightcone that has crit passive or you have good crit rolls in your relic substats); [more than 85% would be on whale territory or hardcore minmax territory already]
Multi-hit count DPS = 70% crit rate
Good enough Investment:
Single-hit DPS or low-hit DPS = 70% crit rate
Multi-hit count DPS = 60% crit rate
Low Investment:
Single-hit DPS or low-hit DPS = 60% crit rate
Multi-hit count DPS = 50% crit rate
Explanation
To start off, I've always wondered why are the results of my damage calculations tend to be low values when compared to the damage calcs done by other people. As you can see from my previous attempts on rubbing my 2 braincells together and dealing with numbers in my Yukong and Pela TLDR builds, the values are pretty low.
I know I've followed the process done in the sample damage calculations provided in the sources, but I simply can't replicate the same big dmg numbers you see in other calcs.
Then one day, while I'm scrolling around in Dr. Ratio Mains subreddit, I've come across a post asking about the ideal crit% for E0S1 Dr. Ratio, and one of the answers there caught my eye. The answer of u/Bajuu mentioned that Dr. Ratio is a low hit count DPS like Seele so that he should be built with at least 80% crit rate.
However, I don't know what "low hit count DPS" means, so I went ahead and searched around in Google and the official HSR subreddit what it means but to no avail, it didn't gave me any answer nor clue, so as a last resort, I asked in a help channel in official HSR Discord server, in which two people (viasvias and skylow1112) have answered my question at last.
They mentioned that low hit means low attack tick per attack. An example for this is that when it comes to Seele ultimate, it only has 1 attack tick, while Jing Yuan's Lightning Lord deals multiple attack ticks.
(Sample images below showing Seele ult showcase from u/solidus_snake256 and Jing Yuan's LL showcase from Nerf1352.)
I asked as well if the number of attack ticks are specified in the trace multipliers or kit of the character, however, they answered that it wasn't mentioned and that it could only be seen in actual gameplay.
This means there's no way for me to know how many attack ticks each unit have by just reading their kit in the game. I have to use them in trial battle first to know how many attack ticks does their kit have when they deal damage.
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On the day of writing this post, I saw a similar post asking what is the minimum crit rate for Dr. Ratio, and upon checking the comments, the answer made by u/Minute_Fig_3979 also has similar answer above.
They mentioned that there are two types of damage dealers - single hit or low hit count DPS and multi-hit count DPS. However, their answer mentioned more about the recommended crit rate for each type. Low hit count DPS needs higher crit rate in order to make up for their lack of multi-hit, while multi-hit count DPS could settle with lesser crit rate and further invest more into other stats due to their multi-hit nature.
Think of this scenario.
When dealing damage against a single enemy, if your DPS only deals 1 hit count like Seele, you'd want them to at least deal crit hit on this one chance so that all the efforts of setting up the buffs on them and debuffs applied to enemies won't go to waste. By building higher crit rate, this gives you higher chance so that your low hit count DPS could at least crit.
However, when it comes to multi-hit count DPS like Jing Yuan, even if you have lesser crit rate than the low hit count DPS, his Lightning Lord would have more chances of dealing crit hits at the enemy. So instead of hyper-investing crit rate on your Jing Yuan, that you'd need to do with your Seele, you could allocate the relic substat rolls into getting more ATK% and crit dmg for him.
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Example of low-hit count:
Seele's Ultimate (1 tick)
Dr. Ratio's Skill, Follow-up Attack (FuA), and Ultimate (1 tick each)
4* Danheng Ultimate (1 tick)
Blade's Ultimate (1 tick)
Jingliu's Ultimate (1 tick)
Blade's Talent (3 ticks)
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Example of multi-hit count:
Jing Yuan's Lightning Lord
Dan Heng - Imbibitor Lunae's 3EBA and Ultimate
Topaz's Skill and FuA Talent
Jingliu's Enhanced Basic Attack
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The recommended crit rate varies a lot according to who is answering the question. So I'll just create some kind of simplified categorization for the variety of recommendations.
High Investment:
Single-hit DPS or low-hit count DPS = at least 80% to 85% crit rate, achievable if you have lightcone that has crit passive or you have good crit rolls in your relic substats (more than 85% would be on whale territory or hardcore minmax territory already)
Multi-hit count DPS = 70% crit rate
Good enough Investment:
Single-hit DPS or low-hit DPS = 70% crit rate
Multi-hit count DPS = 60% crit rate
Low Investment:
Single-hit DPS or low-hit DPS = 60% crit rate
Multi-hit count DPS = 50% crit rate
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With the two sources of answer above, I think I now have an idea as to why my earlier dilemma has those small value results.
Calcs made by other people have considered multiple factors affecting their calculations.
having team mates in the calc
calculating the team dmg output in rotation-based setup
having considered the speed and action value of teammates that would affect the SPD and AV of the character you are calculating
(probably, not sure) considering the number of attack ticks of units in actual gameplay in the calculations.
These are just some of the reasons as to why my calcs from before are on the lower side, but it doesn't mean that my calcs are wrong. I just happened to consider only the most basic dmg conditions compared to them using complex dmg conditions in their theorycrafting, hence the results I got are low values only.
Source
Minimum Crit Rate Question by u/EthansFin
Seele 100k Damage - Simulated Universe by u/solidus_snake256
Jing Yuan Everyday Damage Showcase by Nerf1352
Ideal Crit% for E0S1 Question by u/HaakMilk
2.6m Blade Ultimate DMG Showcase by Kan~
Jingliu Build 4 Set Quantum vs 4 Set Ice Damage Comparison by Areha
Topaz 4pc Grand Duke vs 2P Fire 2P ATK Damage Comparison by Areha
Dan Heng DMG Progress by ☆rui☆
DHIL + 1870% Crit Damage | Swam Disaster by fatty flip
Blade Wind DMG% vs HP% Planar Sphere Damage Comparison by Areha
Dr. Ratio Trial Gameplay by Mr.Nothing Gaming
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reject changing your team everytime to fit the enemy break weakness, embrace using your favorites as your main team and just beat the shit out of your enemies
#this does not apply to simulation worlds#theyre cruel#in my defense my favorites all have big ball dmg so i can just beat everyone with them#well not gepard since hes shielder but u get me#very proud with how i build sampo and stelle tbh#stelle atk is currently 2000+ but after i ascend her its going to get much higher#though the fact that their crit dmg is 100%+ but their rate is 10% kinda concerns me but yk#honkai star rail#hsr#honkai stelle#tingyun#sampo koski#gepard#hsr gepard
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"She does not look like a powerful enemy of England, but looks can deceive. If she could have brought Katherine to this same place, she would have. If her sway had continued; the child Mary might have stood here; and he himself, of course [...]" Bring Up the Bodies
"His eyes meet the duke’s: those indented, fiery pits. ‘I hear some of these rural stuffwits are proclaiming Mary,’ the duke says. ‘God knows who has stirred them towards that treason, but we can make a shrewd guess. If she moves an inch towards the rebels, I will not speak for her, I will not defend her, I will do naught.’ ‘Nor I,’ he says." The Mirror and the Light
hmmm.
#wolf hall crit#mind you ...and i think this is easy to forget...given the publishing gap#but this infantilizing and this disavowal take place the same year#within which she is the same age#tbc i don't rate mantel among the marian-sympathetic#it is actually quite...stunning how much her character has shifted between book and adaptation#but it does fit that trend i mentioned. of infantilizing. so#also i read this excerpt in margaret atwood's review. and now i have unexpected beef with margaret atwood gajhiofauhifjio#the AB slander never ENDS..................
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i don’t normally like sharing builds because judgement Scares Me™️ but i’ve been fiddling since getting his weapon and now i’m a little overconfident and proud of him and want to share so everyone please look at my boy go😤
#baby boy baby#i give him all of my attention😤#his new build is BEGGING me to get an alternative full EM set for nahida#i NEED to see how much she’ll boost him#i use her with a hybrid build usually because her damage is just so— 👌👌👌#but i feel like he’d go SO crazy if i get her up to that 800-1000 EM range#and maybe if i switch up kuki a bit for damage instead of just healing🤔#i’m allergic to killing kuki’s healing though so probably not😤#full bonus she heals like ~5500 per tick and im obsessed with it sorry#just TRY to die with my kuki around i literally will not let you😤😤#anyway that is Him for now#im still doing a little bit of fiddling since i don’t love his attack and crit rate rn#but i might stick with this one for a bit#while i work on wanderer🤔
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slapped the artifacts i got from this domain onto barbara as a placeholder and jesus fucking christ,,,,,,, im 100% going for neuvillette now LMAOOO
#furina im so sorry if i don't have enough wishes for you i'll just grab you on your rerun 😭😭😭😭😭#i originally had crit rate circlet for him but then i saw the set gives you 36% crit rate at max stats WHICH IS CRAZY TO MEJSKSJS#i did NOT realise how much crit rate it gave LIKESJDJDKKS#so i levelled up this crit dmg one and lo and behold....... i have this build#idek if widsith is good on him i just gave it to him bc of the crit dmg LMAOOO#also does he want more er?????? or is me just putting fav weapons on the other team mates (zhongli and kazuha in this case) good enough#anyways. pray for me y'all i hope i win his 50/50 i wanna get furina too 😵💫😵💫😵💫#lou.txt
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three houses is a great relaxing game for me. I can just go on autopilot and watch the funny guys on my screen fight to the death it's great :3
#fe3h#my favourite thing to do is see how much of the map Ashe can clean up singlehandedly#I'm determined to get to a point where I can have Ashe solo nemesis#I know it can be done#I play Ashe as an assassin btw. speedy little fella. also lethal his crit rate is wild#somehow I managed to get his movement up to where it was rivalling my flying units idk what happened#but yeah autopilot anime chess go brrr
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man i really need to like... write up a post about the undercurrents of queerphobia going on with how five is written, mostly aro/homophobia and transphobia. tbh i think i'm going to make separate posts for the two, for a few reasons; one of them is that the transphobia part delves a lot into the reading of the mogadorians' narrative as a metaphor for radfem BS, and that one's gonna take some deep dives into several other characters as well as straight up the series as a whole. it also runs through Major Central Themes for five himself, so there's that.
the aro/homophobia, though... i'm not really sure what to make of the fact that it's there, given that he otherwise doesn't seem like they're trying to portray him as a gay stereotype. and who knows how intentional it is; i get the feeling they didn't exactly sit down and rub their hands together about Time to Write a Malicious Depiction of a Gay/Aro Kid--especially since i doubt they knew what aro even was--but conscious or not i feel like both of those things were a factor in the resulting background radiation. but there are a lot of things, most of them small ones, that start to form a picture when you put them together, and some of them stick out more than others in ways that feel weirdly pointed.
anyway that's going to be interesting to go into, but for starters his backstory involves scaring off a guy harassing him on the street who was about to beat him up after calling him a homophobic slur, so lmao
#lorien legacies#LL number five#LL tag#LL crit tag#transphobia mention cw#arophobia cw#homophobia cw#complicating the matter is the fact that Can't Have a Love Interest He's Fat Lol but like. hm. there are certainly Some Things Here#fatphobia cw#the crit files#'pansy' is the most G-Rated slur they could get away with lmao#also just remembered/realized that i'm pretty sure one of the reasons everyone hated five So Much back in the day#was they all wanted five to be a girl so they could ship her with nine#and they were SO BUTTMAD when it did not happen#like for a long time you legitimately could not find five fic/art that wasn't the occasional gory hate content#because e v e r y o n e would deadass just write him out of the story so they could replace him with their girl OCs to ship with nine#Curiously They Did Not Ever Do This with Male OCs or Plan to Ship Them if He Was a Boy#canon/OC ships are great and i have a ridiculous number of them but holy shit this fandom was so homophobic back then lmao#i got hate comments on my nive fics for years because NINE'S NOT GAAAAAAAY HOW DARE YOU#it was honestly fcking hilarious. cry long cry hard die mad
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Adjusted some relics etc and checked out my Boothill build in battle and im actually good!! Hes got a head piece that needs leveling, but like. Hes done basically. Im so glad i got his lightcone lol. It gives me the last bit of speed I need 🙏🏻 😂
Firefly i dont know for sure, but hers need leveling first to find out. I know Gallagher and harmony TB need better relics, but I’m gonna max out Gallagher’s traces first
#kiwi plays hsr#i thought i needed ti do a lot more farming thsn i actually need#and i hadnt realized just how much crit boothill gets in battle#in battle i get the 145 speed and 250% break effect requirements without the headpiece#and crit rate around 80% in battle#so the headpiece has atk% and crit dmg and is level 3ish
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omg Somehow actually managed get a 4p glad going for her with jade cutter Without overcapping crit 😭 waow....
(naturally not a single childe piece stolen in sight uwu + a very normal amount of atk rolls in there yes ik ik)
#i actually thought glad 4p was just over for clorinde ever since 1% akasha childe stole the 2 best pieces i had but. how the turn tables#the circlet is old but gold it used to be my fischl 2p 2p . a beloved companion thats been here w us for ages#the flower and feather carried this. both r new and like. Wow. insane fucking rolls Specifically when its clorinde with PJC lmao#all that tasty tasty atk% for her passive making up for jade cutter low base atk.... EM is a bit rough but like. cannot complain#she just gets so much crit rate at base and PJC on top of that is just. you barely have room for any CR rolls At All.#i do wanna farm the BoL set eventually but. this will do very well for the time being .#hmm or maybe just TF . bc i do have a set but its only w a crit rate circlet and uhhhhhhhhh. yeah its only an option if im running R5 final#and im p sure this build is just easily the better one for now .#man i do wish i had any of the like. cdmg stat stick swords instead of just PJC kwjjdjwkdjwdkjdw#yes i have chioris sig but i didnt c2 her to put that thing on anyone else lmaoo unfortunately. ig i might try it on clorinde eventually#very briefly. then it goes back to my best girl#genshin#gaming tag
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i think im the only person unironically building dps!mika. which means ill also have the best dps mika build AYOOO
#benjitalk#litterally the only reason im doing tgis btw is because i got pjws amd had no one to use it with#if i had xiao or like. cyno i would still be building support mika rn#anywayyss his build is looking good rn <3 72/168 ratio and 1.8k atk (on lvl 60 thoma so it'll probably be higher on mika)#i still have no clue how to pronounce his name btw. is it MEE-ka or MIKE-a??#im going with MEE-ka since my dogs name is also mika and that's how i say hers so#i still gotta get him a better feather and circlet though hmmm#his feather has. so much def on it and i wanna switch him from a crit rate circlet to a crit dmg one#actually his flower should probably be changed out too since it also has. a lot of def#and i have a lot of potential flowers.. guhhh i have no fodder though.sad as hell#mikaposting
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Self-aware Honkai Star rail characters opinion on you being a streamer.
Characters: Acheron, Jingliu, Aventurine, Dr. Ratio
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Acheron
“How… irritating” she said her annoyance overtaking her entire mood and body language. Being forced to be on stage for people SHE didn’t nor about NOR care about.
Why must you make her suffer like this? She loves you, with all her being. But why are you airing her out to the world.. those ‘viewers’ of yours.
And that’s another thing. How do they get to watch you? You shouldn’t make yourself a fool for such unworthy humans. Have they even offered you a thing?
“Ayyy~ thanks for the bits and 20”
….you’d allow them your gaze for a mere 20 credits? (Money) either your benevolence shines brighter, or it’s blinding you.
“Chat what do we think of Acheron? I fuckin’ love this woman, she’s SOOO fuckin’ helpful for grinding and destroying the enemies… white bar health… yeah cause that’s what it’s called…please don’t clip that…”
Acheron could feel herself blushing, so she quickly performs her idle animation, leaning against her sword trying to hide the blush and smile slowly forming on her face.
Chatter—“She’s good, but she keeps taking your attention from us :,(”
Instantly her giddiness is sucked away and locked in a coffin as utter annoyance and disdain grips her with an iron fist “Storm's on the horizon, heading towards you”
“That was perfectly fucking timed… did that sound different to anyone else?” Despite acherons slip up, that hatefulness holds her tighter, refusing to let go.
In short, She loves you-she’s OBSESSED with you. But she WILL kill these ‘viewers’ if they stary your attention away from her one more time.
Jingliu
“What makes THEM so deserving of your gaze?”
Jingliu is similar to Acheron, but tripled. Unlike Acheron, she doesn’t bother to hide her hatred for those viewers.
Chat: Yo (Streamer Name) you should-
Jingliu: Your Ready for death.
She says it like a statement and not a question. She hates these creatures who take your gaze off of her, she hates how a measly 5 credits is enough to get your attention.
Your benevolence is your best quality, but also the one that’s easily manipulated, which simply makes her despise the fact that you’re TOO kind.
Jingliu hates the fact that your a streamer more then her not being able to ‘cut the stars’ with her sword. Why must you test her loyalty like this?
Is this even a test or a punishment for her crimes? Either way, this is too cruel. Being forced in the sidelines for a bunch of people who don’t offer you anything of value.
Is her crit damage/rate not good enough for you? Are her stellar jades not of the highest quality? Perhaps her blade needs more… BLOODSHED.
Unlike Acheron, jingliu would VERY MUCH commit crimes to gain your attention. Like breaking the fourth wall, taking an enemies or allies turn to attack, KILLING her allies so that your attention would be on her completely.
In short, she’s a much more blunt and unrestrained Acheron.
Aventurine
“Such Troublesome detractors…”
Out of everyone in the game, he’s definitely the most laid back about your occupation. Mostly due to his luck.
Course he’s annoyed that some no-named randoms are taking the attention from his god off of him for seconds, but it’s really nothing.
It’s extremely lucky that the characters haven’t killed him out of jealousy (see what I did there?) This fuckin’ Avgin gets the most attention thanks to his kit and luck.
Y/n: Thanks for the Dono-
Aventurine: Eyes on me~
Y/n: Ooo~ yes sir~
Aventurine has a UNIVERSAL shit-eating grin while others are glaring death incarcerated soul-sucking daggers into him.
Aventurine would probably join in on the thanks if a viewer sends you money/bits/cheers n’ shit.
Not much to really say here, he’s just laid back to the whole thing.
Dr. Veritas Ratio
“Stop this nonsense. Immediately”
Dr. Raito fuckin growls anytime everytime you boot up the game, cause he knows 99.9% of the time your going to be joined by those brainless viewers.
He’s completely baffled as to why a being such as yourself would degraded yourself to such… idiocy.
There’s only two possible reasons as to why you’d commit such acts. 1. Your benevolence blinds your logical reasoning, 2. You… enjoy it.
Dr. Ratio’s opinion on the viewers is that their brainless insects, he doesn’t even care enough to be annoyed by them, they’re just THAT low level of importance to him.
Y/n: Hey “Streamer Name” who’s your favorite character?
Dr. Ratio: Do you have answers?
Y/n: I- that was perfectly timed.. DO infact have answers. It’s (anyone that isn’t him)
Dr. Ratio: Fail… Get Out!
(If it is him)
Dr. Ratio: Perfect… Twenty Points.
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What we thinking about this one chat?
#male reader#honkai star rail#self aware hsr#self aware au#romance#streamer reader#acheron#jingliu#aventurine#Acheron x male reader#jingliu x male reader#aventurine x male reader#dr. ratio#dr. ratio x male reader#sahsrau#self aware honkai star rail#unhealthy obsession#yandere characters#yandere x male reader#honkai star rail x male reader#self aware honkai star rail x male reader#sahsr x male reader#sahsrau x male reader
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Idea I had while reading a honkai star rail fanfic:
We all know how freaking sarcastic Dr. Ratio is at times. We've heard it with Aventurine. We also know how much this man values education.
Now:
Self aware Dr. Ratio being a fucking menace.
You have the game on auto fight farming relics. You then realise you forgot to do your math homework that you said you would do but kept forgetting. You then decide to just leave it and you'll get too it the next day since it wasn't due until next Monday.
(It's Friday.)
I 100% believe this man would somehow find a way around the code to just...stop critting. You wanna keep on playing? He (unfortunately, in his whole-hearted opinion) can't stop you so he'll just choose to stop critting. Of course, you notice this after a few hits since you have his crit rate up pretty high.
Sorry, but you can't just do that and if he remembers correctly from the others before he was leveled up and given everything to make him stronger, you said the same thing that Monday.
Enjoy him not critting until you get that work in.
His voice lines would be more aggressive too. Either that or just sounding plain done.
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"Do you have answers?"
"Why did his voice line just sound 10x more aggressive?"
"I'm asking the questions."
"That... that was a coincidence. An odd one."
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"This work is just a classwork grade. Not that bad if I turn it in late."
"Zero points...Next!"
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Feeling down and believing you can't get a question? Sorry, but you need a reminder.
"I legit can't do this."
"Never stop thinking."
"I might just ask my friend for the answer."
"Fail...Get out!"
#self aware au#honkai star rail#dr. ratio#Self aware Dr. Ratio#self aware honkai star rail#Great passive aggressive motivation this man would give#sahsrau
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#𝙂𝙀𝙉𝙄𝙐𝙎 𝙎𝙊𝘾𝙄𝙀𝙏𝙔/𝙃𝙀𝙍𝙏𝘼 𝙎𝙋𝘼𝘾𝙀 𝙎𝙏𝘼𝙏𝙄𝙊𝙉 ⠿ SELF-AWARE! HERTA
✶ ! : [304 words]
✶ ! : [Warning: self-aware AU, this is very short because if i indulge myself it would be very messy, terrible writting, and written by non-fluent english speaker have mercy on me grammar officers..]
HERTA : who was not quite surprised by the fact she is inside a video game. Afterall, the universe is vast and always building itself endlessly. There are always an ample chance where her beloved universe is not actually real in the eyes of the celestial one.
: well, as a worshipper of Nous, it is appropriate for her to let her curiosity take a hold of her and ends up doing some research about you.
HERTA : might want to keep this secret by herself for awhile, however since her colleagues is also part of the genius society and they're fun to play with, of course she'll play a little guessing game with them by dropping vague hints and let little gears in their head solves it their own.
: messing with the game's codes are HERTA'S favorite. Oh? you complained about how her Simulated Universe's drops are not satisfactory? well since she is very generous, she shall increases the drop rate of those juicy double crit ornaments you've been looking for ages.
— : Hm? the event(s) related to space station is too hard? should've informed her earlier! she'll promptly decrease it's difficulty to matches your rosters' power. And oh, looks like she also increased the reward. Not by much since the game's system will detects it, leading your account to be purged and that is the last thing she ever wants!
: remember, she does not do all of this for free. Oh, ho. Don't worry, she won't ask for much. Once you descend to their world, you must let her study you. That is all, a few questions here and there then she'll let you wander somewhere else. And also do visit her ship often because it'll boost her ego even more! [ Lolol imagine Herta speaking her colleagues' ears off about how you visit her ship more often than any other place ]
𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐈𝐑 𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐄'𝐒 𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐄: I was supposed to write Blade's yan fic wtf am i doing. Anyway hope you enjoy this monstrosity and have a great day!
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New Simulated Universe Update (SAHSRAU btw)
Can you tell i made a d in english? because I didn’t. Sorry about that. Anyway, I had some brainrot about how busted our blessings would be in sahsrau SU, because, like, everybody and their mother in that au would basically throw everything they love out of the window for us to throw a single glance at them. Also, this takes inspo from other works. Yeah, yeah, I’m a plagiarist, I know.
Let’s say you play Honkai: Star Rail. You’re a big fan- you’ve been playing since launch, have an excellent team comp, and have cleared all of the story and side content.
However, the game’s been… in a content drought for a while, roughly about 3 months without a single update- not even a patch or bug fix! That’s odd. Hoyo would have normally announced at least a single character by now, wouldn’t they?
And, getting extremely bored, and with nothing else to do, you seriously consider taking a break from the game. After all, there’s nothing to do.
Except farm. And you’re getting tired of even that.
But just then, a miracle happens- or at least it’s a miracle to you. The game finally gets an update. You’re confused- they should have announced that in some shape or form, but you also get excited. What have they added this time?
And then you find out, much to your dissatisfaction and/or disappointment, that they just doubled down and just added in a new version of the Simulated Universe, called “Simulated Universe: New Game +” to “fix” the lack of content- they’re just making you do SU again- but hey, they also added another Aeon along with it, so that should count for lore!
So you go and wait for it to download and open it up.
When you do, you’re notified in game of a text message from Herta. Uncharacteristically, its tone is noticeably off from how she normally acts- practically begging you to please please please come to her office- because apparently, she’s dug up some info on this new Aeon that’s apparently been around for the longest time, and she’s finally managed to obtain enough data to create a simulated version of THEM- thirsty for something to do, you oblige, using a space anchor to reach her. Surprisingly, there’s only one available for your use.
Once you actually arrive, a cutscene plays, depicting Herta, once again very much out of character, grabbing on to the trailblazer’s arm and practically dragging them across the space station to her office, the widest grin on the puppet’s face. “Huh,” you think to yourself, “She must have struck gold if she’s acting all crazy like this.”
Once you actually make it inside- Herta finally gives you a complete explanation of what’s happening- she’s “finally” dug up enough information about this Aeon that you “should already know” and that you should also “start immediately.”
You do, and you’re met with a new path for blessings- Guidance, and holy cow, is-is that 300% break effect and 180% damage and 50% crit rate boost? What? That’s insane- what is the dev team doing with their game???
Obviously, you pick it- it’s the only option available, and even if there were other options, this one would likely be the best.
As you and your party traverse through the station, and obtain absolutely absurd blessings- all damage dealt will have the character gain a shield equal to half of that permanently, follow up attacks trigger twice, all characters gain a self-revive- it’s really bad balancing on Hoyoverse’s part, and it’s the greatest power trip you’ve had while playing this game so far. But it’s also getting boring. One shotting everything isn’t exactly the best thing to do on loop, and the game throws you a bone in the form of finally meeting the Aeon that Herta was talking about.
However, before that happens, Herta pulls you aside- and you can’t believe it, but she’s even more out of character now- hell, she’s fangirling, saying stuff like “I’ve been waiting for this moment ever since I was a baby” and urging you to give the Aeon the absolute utmost respect- and to never forget to do it.
As it turns out, the so-called “interaction” between you and THEM is just dialogue describing how you will always serve and praise them for all eternity- and you seriously take into consideration getting whatever the hell the writers have been smoking over the past couple months to put this down on paper and call it a good idea.
Weirded out by very strange design choices, you decide that it’s time for a break after all is said and done, and close the app.
If this is the legitimate road that Hoyoverse is going down, you’re worried about the future of the game.
You should really be more worried about your future, sweetie. After all, they’re all working so hard to bring you to them through that screen.
They love you. So so much.
#yeah this is very self indulgent#I suck at writing#sadge#but anyway the actual tags#sahsrau#self aware au#self aware hsr#yandere hsr#yandere hsr x reader#yandere honkai star rail
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sunday + e1s1 aventurine kinda gross actually like girl this should NOT be legal
#🤢🤢🤢#make them stoppppp#sunday doing absolutely crazy things to my account rn#and also SO important and helpful for arlan my SWEETIE with his whopping 27.5% crit rate lol#finally consistent 100k+ ultimates for him godbless🥲#i was still getting used to aventurines new bonuses from his eidolon and lightcone#and now with sunday it’s just like good lord what is happening#don’t ask me how much damage anyone on my account does anymore cause idk lol#also low key annoyed how long i spent getting dan heng il’s crit rate past 70% for rutilant now lol#like….sunday bbygirl you could have saved me SO much heartache😪#not TOO annoyed though since the 70% + sunday’s boost is giving me ALL the crits lol
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scout how do i get into tf2. i want to play but i'm intimidated
u can choose one of the 9 guys, and theyre all fun to play.
first guy is the fastest and jumps twice, but has low health. he has a strong shotgun as his primary that can kill people from full health in 2 shots if youre close enough and aim well enough
second guy is kinda slow and has a rocket launcher, which does a lot of damage (but not enough to kill anyone in a single hit like other FPS games, unless you get a crit), and hes got a lot of health
third guy is my favorite one and is one of the more mechanically complex. u can do a lot, but for now think of it as area denial. not very much range, but high output and leaves them on fire
fourth guy is like junkrat: he launches grenades that explode on impact with a target, but if they hit a wall or the ground they wait out their natural timer before exploding. he can also leave bombs that he can detonate at any time. hes also pretty slow but has more health.
fifth guy has the most health and the strongest gun, but is also the slowest and one of the easier guys to pick off from a distance. hes got a big gatling machine gun
sixth guy specializes in utilities. he can deny an area by putting down a sentry that fires automatically and be upgraded twice (faster firing + rockets with levels 2 and 3). he's not great in 1v1s but he can hold is own if you play smart.
7th guy is the main healer. you point at a guy and click on him to heal, but after youve connected to him you dont need to keep looking at him the whole time; as long as youre within a certain distance and you keep holding down the mouse button you'll keep healing. he also passively regenerates health slowly, but as the worst offensive options in the game
8th guy is broken. you can instantly kill anyone from any distance as long as you click on their head. not super great in close combat but has optional weapons that can enhance his survival rate when he's rushed down
9th guy goes invisible, can disguise as enemy teammates to fool them, and can instantly kill anyone with a backstab, but he's also easy to kill and has poor defensive options if he's caught out by himself.
the game is free to download, and once you do i suggest queuing for casual selecting any maps that look good
i suggest Harvest, Badlands, Sawmill, and Viaduct for King of the Hill
i suggest Badwater, Upward, Frontier, Snowycoast, and Borneo for payload
i suggest Turbine, 2Fort, Double Cross, and Landfall for Capture the Flag
go have fun. dont worry about being bad. just play and find joy in any way you can.
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