#how i managed to wake up and go throught the world without feeling like a litteral zombie is a mystery to me

[thesmokinpossum]

In other news, I'm officially a week weedless and feeling quite good atm! I need to stop the otc sleeping pills tho as they're making me feel sluggish as hell and if that means a sleepless night or two than so be it

[mari-lair]

To Die For - Alternative endings.

There is no good endings, only some neutrals and bad ones. None of these are canon but I thought some people might enjoy reading it still.

Ending 0: Ignorance - Ray never find out who’s the murderer, clinging to his family and his boyfriend throught every lost. Suffering traumas and growing more suspicious and dependable. With time, he ends up marrying Norman. His life is plagued with incidents and he have grown used to being covered in injuries but he’s happy enough. Having a wonderful husbend at home it’s enough. It have to be.

Ending 1 Prison - Norman is send to prison, he manages to reduce his huge sentence to three years after a lot of money and Lewis’s influence is put on the table. Ray goes to university to study about his case, determined to find a way to treat Norman’s, convinced is some disorder, some sickness that could be -if not cured- at least controlled and weakened. Give Norman a reabilitation of sorts. Even if they no longer dated after Norman was free - He promised himself he wouldn’t let a murderer touch him like that ever again. He wanted to help him. (this ending was made with Nila’s help)

Ending 2: Killer - After Hayato dies, Norman uses Emma as the victim for his framed murder to ‘kill’. Ray learns the truth soon after Emma’s death, he grow mad and tries to kill Norman. It’s not a successful attempt, Norman has experience in this field, but it does give the murderer hope. The attack proving ray is capable of murder if he’s angry enough. He starts small, kidnaps him with a defenseless deer and says he’ll kill his parents if he doesn’t kill the deer. Ray reluctantly kills the deer. Norman is happy. He throws a fellow murderer in the cell and says the same thing. The defenseless and tied up murderer dies. Is the sexiest thing norman ever seen! He falls deeper in love. Ray positively hates him. When Norman visits him again he gets attacked, but he’s been too long away from Ray, he’s willing to die in his arms.

Ending 3: Delusional - Ray learns the truth late. A week before their marriage. He is utterly betrayed, so angry and grief stricken he punches Norman in the face, not holding back. Norman hit his head hard. Bleeding out. It’s a pretty serious injury, Ray toys with the idea of letting the murderer die but he can’t do it, he still loves his Snow White, no matter how much blood stained his hands. He called the ambulance and worked hard to pay for his recovery. Glad when everyone that cares about Norman helped with the payment. Norman stays unconscious in the hospital for two week, when he wakes up, he has no memory. He doesn’t recognize Ray, doesn’t remember his own name. Ray throws any heavy talk of them breaking up out the window and takes this as a desperate chance of staying together. He knows it’s madness but he’s unwilling to let go of Norman, doing all he could to keep him on a good path. Shape him into the mask Norman had shown him and make their marriage happens. It didn’t work. Norman may have fallen in love again, wearing sweet smiles and being sappy but he still had muscle memory on how to draw jewelry designs. On how to kill. Norman stopped hiding any of his disturbing fantasies, unconsciously smiling when feeling nothing but having no memories of all the reasons why he should hide his murderous tendencies from people. He was very curious. Extremely dangerous. Sexual desires and murder fantasies impossible to distinguish. Ray died from fatal injuries in a make out that starts innocent but got out of control far too fast. Norman is sent to prison two days later. Even with the accusations, curses and all the chaos Ray’s death brought. It took Norman four days to fully understand what he did. He went mad. Already unstable and confused without the unfamiliar and terrifying feeling of heartbreak to deal with.

Ending 4: Friendly intervention - Lewis is convinced his bussiness partner would kill himself because of his foolish affection for the baker. He may not look like it but he does carry some affection towards Norman, a twisted one that is hard to categorize but could be considered paternal, so he takes matter on his own hands and pay Ray’s bakery a visit, intending to kill him. The man is charmed however, understanding why Norman felt in love and deciding to take Ray out in what Lewis consider an honor. He takes Ray to his playground: An illegal area where he kidnaps people to hunt them down. Emma team up with Norman to figure out where Ray is. They form a friendship and eventually find their way to his playground. Norman is furious when he learns the truth, growing possitivaly feral when he finds Ray dead. He doesn’t care that Emma is around, doesn’t care about the risks of facing such a lethal oponent. When he spot his ‘old friend’ his world goes red. He won’t be satisfied until he do what he always told himself to do, and kill Lewis. Blind him and break him. Make the old man suffer. Lewis hesitate. Norman doesn’t.

Ending 5:Together Forever- The truth is out two months after they get married. Norman tries to convince Ray to stay together despite his murderous tendencies coming to light. He promises to do anything Ray wants, promise not to kill anyone, even going as far as to swear to stop manipulating people, needing Ray by his side. Addicted to their little domestic life. Norman is telling the truth, but since almost everything Norman feeds him has been lies Ray does not believe his promises. He’s heartbroken and betrayed. He hates Norman for everything he did but he still loves his husband. It’s painful. He doesn’t want to call the cops on his Snow White but he doesn’t want to see him either. Doesn’t want to think about who he has been sleeping with. After a few hours of isolation in their room, he comes to a decision “If you lay a finger on me or anyone I love again I am calling the cops. Take your things and get away from my house. Don’t you dare come back!” Norman knows he’s serious from the way he avoided contact and slapped him when he tried to approach so he did his best to stay away, not wanting to go to prison. It takes less than a week to understand watching Ray's footages wasn’t enough to satiate a body used to hold, spoiling, knows and loving the real thing. He needed to be by Ray’sside. No matter how. He know his charms won’t work however, knows it would be impossible to restart their relationship or mend it back to that dream like domesticity, so he settles for following Ray's rules. He bribes officers and forges evidence against Ray, getting him arrested for a murder the baker never committed and proceeding to attack someone in plain sign. Bribing more people to get himself locked up in his ex-husband's cell. Ray is miserable, curled up in a corner with puffy eyes and a broken future but Norman doesn’t care, more than happy to see him again, giggly at the prospect of spending their 58 years sentence together!

Ending 6: Kidnapped - Ray learns the truth far too quickly. He want to call the police but Norman threatens his parents life. There’s a fight born out of panic, since Norman is far more experienced he knocks Ray out, drugging and kidnapping him. This one have been written.

[kati-di-bavaria]

Home.

This is my first fanfic EVER - so please be nice.

Naruto world - KakaSaku.

Do not own Naruto or anything.

Enjoy and let me  know how you’ve liked it. :)

......

Kakashi was on his way back home after a long mission. In fact, he had done much longer missions than this one, but this time it felt like he have been away from home for ages. Home. The sound of this one small words held so much more meaning for him now than it ever did. Home used to be just his small one-room apartment at the outskirts of Konoha, were he slept casually and kept his few belongings. He moved there soon after that fateful night, in which his father has left him alone. He didn’t even make many changes there since he has moved in. He eventually bought a new couch and some small pillows for his precious dogs to sleep on, but the rest he kept pretty much the same as it was from the day he moved in.

Many years he came back to these empty rooms, filled with nothing but darkness and loneliness. To be honest, he didn’t even mind pretty much – it was just the way it always have been for a very long time. Most times, he didn’t even bothered to use the kitchen. Either he went to Ichiraku’s with his team or grabed some take-away from one of the many restaurants in town.

But this time it was different. He didn’t took the usual way to his small apartment – because it was not his small apartment anymore. He sold it some weeks ago. He sold it because he moved. He moved in a bigger apartment downtown. He also got himself a roommate, which he liked to say. But said roommate was not anyone – it was the one person, who brought the light into his darkness and had managed to fill his heart with something he still cannot understand fully. This person slowly grew on to him, without him noticing. He did not even realize just how much she means to him until he had almost lost her. She was so close to death when she was brought back to the village after her mission failed. Thank Kami her shishou Lady Tsunade was in town to heal her – he doesn’t want to think of what would have happened, if the former Hokage has left Konoha  a few days earlier to continue her travels throught the Fire Country. He stayed at her side the whole time, even though he hates hospitals above anything else. He held her hand while she was unconscious. He watched her. All the time. It felt like he just SAW her know for the first time. That was not the girl he trained for some years. This was a woman now. A strong, beautiful and most kind woman. No, she was even more. She was the woman he loved. Unconditionally. He laughed at himself for being so stupid. How could he only realize that fact just now? Thinking back at the last few years he recognized the small gestures she did. The ones which implied that she also felt more for him. He was just too consumed in his own darkness to realize it. And now it could have been too late. It almost has been. As he was caught in his own thoughts he brought up his hands to her face only to let the tips of his fingers touch her cheeks slightly. He let his hand travel down her neck, her shoulder and her arm to find his fingers entwined with hers. “Please, if there is any God – let her wake. Just let her wake up and let me look into her eyes one more time. Give me the chance to tell her how I feel.”

As he mumbled his short prayer he did not notice that Sakura stirred under his touch and that she opened her eyes just a little bit. She went still as soon as she noticed that someone was holding her hand. Then she heard his voice. A voice she would recognizes anytime. “Ka… Kakashi?” He almost jumped by the sound of her voice. “Yes.. yes it’s me. You.. You’re awake.” That was all he could manage to say at that moment. “I am.” He smiled. He just looked at her and smiled. She was still weak and very sleepy but she smiled back at him. His heart felt like it would burst in that moment. “You’re awake. You came back to me.” Her smile widened as she heard his words. No longer able to keep her eyes open, she just closed them again and was almost again at the edge of sleep when she felt something brushing her lips. She opened them again only to find two orbit eyes filled with nothing but love looking back at her. This time he kissed her, she returned the gesture. She knew that this was the start of something good.

Almost one year has passed since then. They started to go out on dates. Kissed more. Did more than kissing. Fell in love with each other more and more every day. Until Sakura asked Kakashi to move in with her. At first he didn’t knew how to react – but when he looked into her emerald eyes, he knew the answer. “Yes.” So they searched for a nice apartment big enough for both of them and his pack.

They found a beautiful small place which had also a garden. It took them some time to renovate and buy all the furniture they needed, but it was worth the effort. They looked forward to their first night in the new apartment when Kakashi got assigned to an emergency mission. The mission he is now coming home from. Home. He smiled as he took the last few steps to his new life with Sakura. He took out his keys and unlocked the door. “I’m home.”

[that-gt-and-vore-stuffs]

Maybe a Soup Hot Tub Wasn't the Best Idea....

So I had ramen for lunch and this idea spawned. It’s definitely not as long as last nights but hey! It’s something! Also not Pred/Prey Society AU, feel I should mention that

Vore under the cut :)

The winter air nipped at their noses and ears as Jack Frost blew another cold gust their way. Snowflakes the size of their hands occasionally floated by through the open window. They all snuggled close under the level of the liquid as far as they could go before being submerged. The winter months always sucked, but this always managed to make it more comfortable. Steam rose from the bowl as their limbs went numb from the sheer warmth compared to how freezing they had become over the day, heat seeping into their bones. This was the life.

God he cared for these idiots too damn much. He really did. What has he done for them again? He’s hid them away while he took punches and all other types of physical damage from a whole cast of people so they could be safe, kept them warm when the cold was enough to even numb the his fingers, let them hide away when they had a particularly bad nightmare that they couldn’t calm down from, put up with their bullshit stunts on so many occasions, and more! Worst part was that no matter how much he wanted to say that repaying him with a full belly and friendship wasn’t enough he knew that wasn’t true. Having them all stick around even after his weird “habit” was exposed ment the world to him. That and getting the permission to just tuck them away if he was feeling peckish or overprotective was absolutely amazing. Just like everything though, sacrifices had to be made to keep the other party happy at times. For them it was often just going down without a fight and belly rubs. For him? Giving up his dinner so he could keep them warm.

As he sits there, cocooned in blankets of various thicknesses, he rethinks his decisions for what must be the fifth time in the last hour. He should sleep and boy is he aware of that, but he just can’t. His mind is getting in the way. What if he oversleeps and comes back to them frozen in the soup? What if they try and come to him once it goes cold and they freeze up? The orignal contents of the bowl won’t stay warm forever and he knows that. Shaking his head in an attempt to clear his thoughts, he sighs. What to do? What to do.....

He jolts awake not even five minutes later, though it feels like it’s been hours. What happened? Where was he? What? Hold on- taking a moment, he attempted to gather his throughts. He’s wrapped in blankets in the lodging house. He was here because the boys were cold, right? They....no yelling. Odd. The Newsies of Manhattan were never quiet unless- They must be asleep. Yeah. That was it. But where? The bunks were empty. All of them. Where in the hell would they have gone in cold like this? He should go and check on them, make sure they’re ok and all. Stumbling to his feet he waddles his way through the lodging house, blankets still wrapped around him.

Before long he finds himself following the scent of something delicious instead of looking for his friends. What was that? Soup? Definitely something more creamy, with chicken too. It was enough to draw a hungry growl from his still empty stomach as he trudges though the halls.

The smell leads him to the common room where a lightly steaming bowl of, Yep, cream of chicken soup sits on the table, a discarded spoon next to it. His mind snaps focus onto it. No one was eating it. It seemed to have been discarded for a good while. Would it hurt if he just....helped himself? Worse case scenario he payed his friends back- where even were they? Eh. He could worry later. Searching would be easier on a full stomach anyway.

Stumbling to the table, he sits down. His sleep clouded eyes gazing into the bowl and managing to ignore the sleeping faces of his friends. Saliva puddles on his tongue as he licks over his lips, staring into the bowl. It looks and smells so good, even without noticing his friends using it as a sleeping place. A unhappy, hollow growl pulls a small whine from his throat. Why was he waiting?

With little hesitation after that, he picked up the spoon and let his body work. Each spoonful of the still warm liquid and little somethings that each had their own tastes slipped down his throat with such ease, spreading the heat throughout his insides. Best. Idea. Ever.

Multiple times things came as a force to try and wake them up. First the sound of shuffling that they quickly ignored. Followed by a growl and a small whine. Again, they pushed it off. Probably just Davey in his sleep or whatever. The ice cold spoon was what managed to jolt them all awake. The cold of the metal was met yelps and surprised gasps as they felt their world shift.

Safe to say they weren’t all that amused to open their eyes to see a half asleep looking Davey happily swallowing down a spoonful of soup and at least a Newsie or two. Try as they might to yell and get the boy’s attention in any way possible, nothing seems to work. Spoonful by spoonful more boys are sent to a new holding chamber that wouldn’t get cold like the bowl less and less were left in by the minute. At one point towards the end when at least 85% of the bowl’s contents now resided in Davey’s gut, said boy had picked up the bowl and decided to finish it off like a mug of coffee or something similar. With a final swallow they were sent down. Down to the dark, hot, wet, and full stomach where the newsboys of Manhattan now resided.

As he lowered the now empty bowl back to the table, a pleased sigh sounded from the half asleep teen. That felt much better. The warmth and fullness from his late supper bloomed in his middle, a hand slipping over his gurgling middle while a lazy smile painted itself on his lips. So much better. His other hand grabbed the sides of the blankets, pulling them over him cocoon style again. He could sleep right here for all his sleepy mind cared. He was full, warm, and happy. That was what he needed to be to have a good sleep, right? No...no he should get back to bed. Groaning quietly, he shoved himself to his feet. Again he waddles his way through the dark of the eerily quiet lodging house like some awkwardly tall, half asleep penguin. The moment he made it to the seemingly abandoned bedroom of the boys he collapsed onto a bed and snuggled down.

When they fell asleep in the bowl of soup the last thing they expected was to be gulped down by their friend who seemed to decide that halfway to sleep he wanted a full stomach. Now they were all crammed together in the dark, churning, gurgling confines of their friend’s gut. Just their luck. Groans and complaints are heard from the crowd as they shift, trying to get comfortable in the room while not drowning in soup. There was a lot of shifting, multiple limbs stuck in each other’s faces, and yelps when Davey’s stomach would pitch one way after a uneven step or stumble and send them all tumbling into each other, ultimately undoing all their hard work. Things only calm down when Davey snuggles under the covers and curls around his middle.

The little accidental kicks or punches to his stomach wall certainly don’t go unnoticed. They make Davey smile as he snuggles down, getting ready to go back to a peaceful sleep for a bit. The idea of looking for any of his friends has completely slipped his mind by now, his sleepy brain preferring to laugh at how silly he is for thinking he feels squirming. Must miss having the boys in there. He makes a mental note to find a time and an excuse to get to swallow the boys, smiling at the idea. A happy little sigh escapes him as his eyes flutter shut. Just like that, he’s snoring and out cold.

The snoring from above only serves to make the boys more frustrated. Not only did their friend swallow them all down when he said he was just letting them warm up in the soup but then he just falls asleep without a word? What kind of bullshit was this?! Squirming picks up, no longer accidental, in hopes to wake their friend from his slumber.

“DAVID I SWEAR T’GOD, WAKE YA SORRY ASS UP AND SPIT US OUT!!!” Jack yells, hoping to grab the attention of the boy who had helped him though the strike and yank him from the world of the living.

He only gets snores and the occasional gurgle in response. Son of a bitch.

And boy does this continue on. Each of the boys tries at least once to wake their sleeping friend. All are met with the same response of snoring and the sounds of Davey’s body at work. Zip-a-dee-do-dah-fucking-day.

Hours pass and nothing comes from the boy around them. Nothing but snores, soft breathing, a steady heartbeat, and the gurgles and groans from his stomach as it works away at the soup but leaves them unharmed. Great. What is their luck?

Finally, just as they get ready to accept the fact that they’re stuck and fall asleep, something moves. Shifts. The breathing around them hitches as the world pitches one way, a small grunt from above as the body moves.

“Mmmmmghhh.....guys? Where are....why am I....mmm....what happened last night?”

[shizekarnstein]

The passage of time within the paths realm differs from our understanding of how the time works and moves. In paths, time is a constant, almost unchanging and moving at a different pace than the regular world. An instant can feel like centuries, and centuries itselves can last for no more than the blink of an eye. It's a separate realm, that at the same time is bound to the real world throught the ties that bind the subjetcs of ymir and the coordinate together. It's the center of the universe. A place where organic matter can be reconstructed and reset countless times, and the memories and will of those with titans powers are able to move from bearer to bearer. The place where Eren and Zeke are is, in other terms, a liminal space. A world that's between the real one and something else, ruled by different rules and moving at a different pace.

The entity residing there is no other than the original Ymir according to Zeke, or at least a representation of her form.

He speculates that all the previous holders of the FT with royal blood travelled to this realm at one point or another when using the FT powers. The entity he calls Ymir emerges from the center of the world itself.

She appears as a simple young girl, dirty and worn out. A pitiful girl without autonomy or even a will of her own, mindlessly doing her work over and over again. Alone. Trapped forever in this realm where time doesn't pass.

Zeke is chained by the old vow of King Fritz. When the story told us that the old king had made a vow renouncing war with the FT, apparently they meant an actual meeting face to face with this Ymir, commanding her to form shackles from the soil and chaining every single royal blooded descendant that obtained the FT powers. But the things is, even if King Fritz will was that strong, bounds weaken when enough time has passed. Zeke, who's been here for ages waiting for Eren to wake up, has found a way around this restriction: he arrived here using a key, not possesing the actual titan power within himself. When he says that he has mastered the Founder, he means the loophole has allow him to evade the faith of the previous holders of royal blood, and is able to command Ymir to do as he wishes. After all, to him she's nothing more than a slave, doing her masters bidding time after time. Doing her royal masters wills.

But Zeke is in many ways still a child. Even if he has a goal, he has always craved a family that loved him, and has decided that Eren, in who he sees himself, is that person who inherently gets him and understands his motives. So fiercely has he longed for this bond, that even having doubts he decided to keep believing in it. He could just touch Eren at any moment and made his so called salvation happen... but he didn't. He needed to see what Eren would do, if he was really on his side. And he gets his anwer.

He's genuinely devastated by his doubts being confirmed. His grief is monumental. But at this point, Zeke is the master of the place. As long as he commands Ymir, his will is law. Seeing as Eren rejects him, he unshackles himslef and not only reveals his ploy, but once again reafirms he's not going to do this alone. If Eren is not acting as he expected the answer as to why is obvious: Grisha has brainwashed him as he did with him, and only once Zeke himself frees his brother can the two of them finally connect with each other and become the saviours of the eldian people.

Once he can get Eren to see the truth, how similar to each other they really are, once he manages to free his brother from the poison of Grisha, everything will be ok. Zeke needs to believe this in order to keep going. He has no intention of eating Eren; he honestly wants to save him. And by saving him I don't mean his usual defintion of the term: Zeke honestly wants to free Eren as an individual, as his younger brother, as a person in who he sees himself and has grown to love from the shackles of Grisha's apparent conditioning. He has managed with King Fritz vow hasnt he?

There's only one thing I can say with certainity, and Levi would agree with me: we have seen it time after time. Rod Reiss couldn't. The Military of Paradis failed too. Now Zeke has bounded his own brother in a misguided attempt of showing him the truth of their fathers malicious self.

And that thing is I pity anyone who ever tries to chain Eren Jaeger.

[crazyrandomfucker]

Adrien Augreste: Flirt

Okay, that was completely not how the model twins expected the day to go. Sure, they did now what they were doing when they proposed the challenge to Alya and Nina, but they made a terrible mistake, The models didn't take into account the undying love and adoration they felt for their respective partners. Thinking back, they probably should have seen this coming. Maybe they would have if they hadn't been so blinded by their cockiness and that cat pride they lately showed off so much.

So, the day begun like anyother, they waked up, had breakfast, prepared for the day and set off to high school. They already had spent about four years now and their relationships had only deepened with the pass of time. Some things have changed of course, like Nino finally asking Alya out, the model's aunt coming back to town or Nina and Alen falling for eachother in what probably was the weirdest business-like way to do it. But most of it was pretty normal. As their hero lives, Hawk Moth was saved from the curse, but thanks to a new villainess they didn't retreat the miraculous. The new villainess name was Monarch and she seemed to be against Hawk Moth but she also demanded the miraculous. Thanks to that, new heroes have risen and they had become quite a cheerful team. Thought their secret identities remaind unrevealed, the bugs knew their true identities as they had granted them the miraculous.

The new holders were also twins and had taken upon the miraculous of the fox, turtle and bee. The foxy twins were known as Rena Rouge and El Zorro, the cats liked them but they seemed to get along better with the bugs. The bees holders, which their identity was no secret as they publicly revealed themselves as the Burgeoise twins, had chosen the names of Queen Bee and Drone King, the cats tolerated them sometimes when they weren't actively flirting with the bugs. And last, but not least, the turtle duo were known as Carapace and Salihafa and frankly, the cats loved them.

Anyway, they already had arrived school when they saw Alya and Nino having a moment while Alen and Nina were happily ignoring them as they held hands. That's when they had probably the worst idea in their lifes. they decided to challenge Alya and Nina to see who was the best with pick up lines by telling one to their respective partner and whoever made them blush the most would win. As they had expected, the blogger and the ballerina were totally enthusiasmated with the idea and accepted inmediately without an inch of doubt. Nino and Alen were... Less excited about it, but they accepted nevertheless. Now all they had to do is to wait for their so loved designers and they'd make gala of their flirt talent as the parisians most infamous flirty heroes.

Marinette and Marin finally came, late as per usual, as their lessons had already started. As soon as the models saw them, they knew they had messed up. Both of the lovely designers were wearing new clothes today, probably their latest desings, and they definetly made Adrien and Adrienne's heart stop. If Adrienne had to define her boyfriend's new clothes, she would probably say something along the way of 'hot' or 'badass'. On the other hand, Adrien would describe Marinette's latest outfit as 'kawaii af' or 'breath taking'. However, both new how much screwed they were and apparently, Nina and Alya realised that too as they sent them the smuggest grin they had.

Unluckily for the models, the game was on and lunch time was unevitably coming bringing the model twins doom along. They met on the front gate with the others, Adrienne and Adrien regretting their mistake. Nina and Alya went off to find something as Alen and Nino explained to the designers about the game they were going to play. At the same time, Marin and Marinette turned to face the models and sent them a glare that made the models feel a chill climbing throught their spines. Before the designers could masacrate the models, Nina and Alya came back with Max and Mathilde to, in their own words, serve as righteous judges of their little flirting conquest.

"Now" said Alya with a smug face. "Shall we begin?"

"We still think this is a bad idea" said Alen and Nino.

"Come on scaredy cats, it's going to be fun" said Nina.

"Who is going first?" asked Marin.

"In order to finish this quickly, Max will judge his classmates and I'll judge mine. The winners will be subjected to a final trial by both of us" explained Mathilde.

"Sounds fair" said Nino.

Nino was the first to participate and he approached Alya, lifted her chin and said "I may be the DJ, but it's you who spin my whole world" Alya did blush and Adrien cheered on his smoothness.

Meanwhile, Alen was also the first participant of his class and kneeled in front of Nina as he said "I will need to report you to the dance authorities, because those moves you have have stolen my heart". Nina blushed and giggled at thatand Marin patted Alen on his back.

Then it was payback time. Nina grabbed Alen's shirt by the neck and said "If I'm a thief, you must be the capo, because my moves and heart are only yours". Alen gulped down and blushed furiously. Alya was slyer and just whispered something to Nino, who blushed and put down his cap accepting his defeat. Now it came the models turn and they had to take several breathes in order to focus and channel their inner cat selves to make their best attempt. Adrienne, determinate to win at all costs, hugged Marin and put on her best puppy face before saying "I used to chase butterflies, but thanks to you I always feel them in my stomach". Marin whole body turned red and he looked away out of pure embarrassement, which made Adrienne blush out of his cuteness and Nina laugh her ass of.

At the same time, Adrien put on his most charming face and faced Mari to say "My vet said that this mangy cat is lacking vitamin U, so will you take meowt?" Marinette helplessly blushed as she and the others groaned and rolled their eyes.

"Awfully punny as always dude" said Nino groaning, now less blushy.

"Well, at first, I was going to go with 'Are you an angel? Because I'm allergic to feathers' but it was to cliché. And what can I say, I'm the cat-" tried to say Adrien, but Marinette put her finger on his lips to shut him.

"Now, now kitty, don't you think it's my turn?" said Mari teasingly.

"She is correct, she still has to flirt back Adrien" said Max.

Marinette placed her hands around Adrien's neck and said "No matter how mangy you are, I want to spend with you our nine lifes". Adrien instanly stiffened and turned beet red, completely dazled by the pick up line combined with Marinette's killer cuteness.

Meanwhile, Marin hugged Adrienne and told her "Are you a drug? Because I never can get enough of you". Obviously, Adrienne also stiffened and blushed furiously at that instant, feeling like she was melting into a pile of goo.

"Great, now that we finished, you'll be impartially judged by your boyfriend or girlfriend's reaction" declared the science twins.

"Nina and Alen were good and their reactions were truly amusing" said Mathilde dilligently. "But the winner is undoubtely Marin. Even if his reaction was extreme, that same reaction made Adrienne blush and when he flirted with her, it was clear that she was breathless".

"As for my side, Adrien flirtation made everyone groan and roll ther eyes, but he managed to also make Marinette blush. Alya was subtle and powerful, but since we couldn't exactly hear her pick up line, she is discualified. Nino was also great, but Mari triggered the best reactior on her companion" said Max.

"Now, for the final trial, Marinette and Marin will have to stand against their partner flirtations once more, and the one who is less affected will win this competiton" said Mathilde.

"I'm not-" began Marin, but Alen set him a look telling him he had no chance of backing now.

Smiling, Adrienne hugged him back and told him "Are you breathing my medicine? Because I want you close to overdose on the air you breathe". With that Marin shaked a bit as his skin turned into the brightest red they had ever seen.

"For the moment, that's a total fail" said Max.

"But Mari still has a go and she may fail harder" remarked Mathide.

"Hey!" complained Marinette.

Adrien booped her nose to get her attention. Then he placed his hand on her cheek and caressed it carefully before he said "I know we are still young, but I can't wait until the day I'll Mari you". Hearing that, Mari instantly turned red and fainted, Adrien barely reacting in time to catch her.

"And she did, just as predicted" said Mathilde.

"I can believe that our little angel won the game, but I'm glad to know we've surpassed our dear sunshines" said Nina.

"Agreed. We had to teach them not to mess with our flirting technques" said Alya.

"Do I have to remind you that you were disqualified Alya?" said Adrienne, as the gang engaged on their usual banter.

[captainlillybear]

51 with Jeff Hardy?

Prompt: “Where am I going? Crazy. Wanna come?”

The light shone through your thin curtains waking you up. Letting your eyes flutter open you stretch felling the arm round your waist grip tighter and a nose nuzzle into the back of your neck. Giggling you lace your fingers through Jeffs’ and gently run your finger along his tattooed knuckles. He starts peppering kisses along your shoulder, turning onto your back you place a loving kiss to his lips causing the both of you to smile.

“God I almost forgot how nice it to wake up next to you.” Smiling down at you Jeff untangled your fingers and ran his hand up and down your side.

“Mmmmm. Bed is to cold without you.” You turn and bury yourself into Jeff’s embrace, placing a few kisses to his bare chest, loving how warm he was and how his natural scent made you relax. Chuckling at your actions Jeff placed a kiss to the top of your head pulling you tighter into his embrace and the two of you lay in a comfortable silence for a few minutes. Soon you could hear soft snores coming from Jeff signaling he’d gone back to sleep, he had a busy schedule at WWE so when he was home you always wanted him to rest. Jeff being Jeff would have none of that. Always insisting on making up for lost time by taking you on day trips and shopping sprees even though he was exhausted. So today no matter what he said you two were going to relax and he was going to be the one who was spoiled. Carefully you lift the arm that was around your waist up and slid out of his grasp, placing his arm gently back on the bed and pull the covers up over him. Grabbing one of his shirts you pull it over your body loving how soft it felt against your skin and the smell making it seem like Jeff was constantly with you. Heading downstairs you turn on some TV deciding to leave breakfast for a little while longer. Looking down at your phone see a message from Reby.

R - Morning sweetie ;) How are you this morning?

Y - Great! How are you guys?

R - We’re great thnx ^_^  Glad to have your man back? ;) Any plans for today? Matt and I were wondering if you too lovebirds wanted to go to the movies with us :3

Y - I think we’re gonna pass :( just spend the day in. Jeff seems pretty knackered :/

R - Oh I see “spend the day in“ ;) no problem sweetie, we are going at 7 to see the film incase you change your mind :)

Y - I’ll keep that in mind. Thanks Reb! :)

You place your phone down on the couch next to you starting to get engrossed in the current episode of the trashy show that was playing on TV. About half way through your stomach started to rumble.

“All right, Geeze I’ll make breakfast.” Picking up your phone you play some music while you get some things for breakfast. Grabbing some mushrooms, bacon and eggs you decide to cook an omlette. You were to busy dancing and singing into the spatula to notice Jeff stood in the door way, grinning like an idiot, he was so in love in love with you and you’d been together for nearly 10 years. Matt and Reby always teased him about when he was going to ask you to marry him, the truth was he wanted to marry you more than anything in the world but he was terrified of loosing you. Of course Jeff was married before you but after Jeff left the WWE shit hit the fan, he was injured and arrested so it’s no suprise when his marriage broke down, the divorce almost killed him and his ex-wife and he didn’t want that to happen to you. To him still being with you but not actually getting married would somehow be better if things did go wrong, however you lived together and as mentioned before you’d been dating for nearly 10 years, Jeff had even spoke to you about maybe having kids in the future. Of course he had explained to you why he didn’t want marriage and you fully understood that, yes it hurt a little that you wouldn’t get to have the wedding most girls dream of but at least you had Jeff and that was good enough for you.

As you spin round singing a particulary high note you see Jeff stood in the doorway, sweatpants hung low on his hips and deep in thought. Walking over to him he perks his head up and smiles at you. Wrapping your arms around his neck he snakes his arms up under the shirt to rest on your waist.

“Sorry. Did I wake you.” You ask, gently rubbing his shoulders, seeing him relax at your touch.

“No you didn’t love. Don’t worry. I did get lonley without you though.” He smiles, moving his hands to your back to pull you closer, leaning in for a kiss when your chest reaches his.

“What were ya thinking about just now?”

Jeff sighs dropping his head onto your shoulder. “Just stuff, us, the future.”

Shifting slightly you pull away looking at him concerned, bringing your hands down to rest on his chest you feel his heart racing. “Wanna talk about it?”

“Marry me?” Jeff looks up with so much hope and love in his eyes. Your heart practially stops and you feel your breath hitch in your throat.

“What?” You manage to choke out, not sure if you heard him correctly.

“Will you marry me? I know I don’t have a ring or anything but we can go pick one out together and at least you’d get one you liked. And yes I know I said I didn’t want marriage but that was before and this is now and I want you to be my wife. I want to wake up everyday and tell people ‘hey this amazing, beautiful, caring woman is my wife’. I think we should start a family together and I don’t want our kids to grow up with mom and dad not being married. I was scared of loosing you but I mean you’ve stuck with me this long and I’m scared by not marrying you I’m gonna push you away. I can’t picture a future with us together, without us being married. I’m just so in fucking love with you that I can’t keep fighting it anymore.” You practically couldn’t see Jeff throught the tears that were welling up in your eyes, it was hard to process what he had just said.

“Jeff….why now…. where are you going with this?”

“Where am I going? Crazy. Wanna come?”Jeff nervously chuckled scratching the back of neck looking hopefully at you.

“Yes.” You manage to breath out, wiping away your tears. “Yes. I’ll marry you. Yes I’ll go crazy with you……..Yes.” His face erupted into the biggest grin you’d ever seen and it takes one long stride for him to reach you, picking you up you wrap your legs tightly around his waist as he supports your thighs with his hands. Connecting your lips you tangle your hands in his hair,  the kiss was passionate yet soft, your tounges exploring each others as if it was the first time. Pulling apart with slightly swollen lips, Jeff nuzzled his nose with yours before letting you down onto your feet, arms still wrapped around you. “I love you.” he muttered against your lips, smiled you pecked his lips once more.

“I love you too.”

“So, wanna go ring shopping today?” Jeff smilled, winking cheekily at you.

“Can we at least have breakfast first?”  Chuckling when you hear your stomach growl again.

“Sure thing princess.” Kissing the top of your head he moves past you to resume breakfast.

“Wait till Reby and Matt hear about this, they’re gonna freak.” You chuckle grabbing your phone to call them. Jeff just laughed as you come up behind him dialing Reby for a facetime.

“Hey you two! You both look aweful cheerful for this time in the moring!” she chuckled to herself getting comfy on her couch.

“Look we don’t have time for your sass Reb, go get Matt.” Jeff comments finishing off the breakfast.

“Okaayyy……. MAATTTTTTT!!!” Moving the phone slightly you shake your head at her antics. After a few minutes Matt finally appears in the frame.

“Sup guys?” You glance at Jeff as Jeff glances back at you, both of you with massive smiles plastered on your faces.

“Do you wanna tell them or me?” You ask Jeff as plates your finished breakfast and moves it to the side so he can move to stand behind you, head on your shoulder and arms wrapped around your waist.

“You can.” He smiles kissing your shoulder.

“We’re kinda getting married.” You grin at the camera, watching their faces light up.

“Oh my gosh really?!” Jeff noded his head rubbing your stomach with his thumbs.

“Congrats you two! Took you long enough buddy. What did it take? like 3 years planning?” Matt joked to his brother causing you and Reby to giggle. “I think you owe me $20 babe.” Matt spoke to Reby this time.

“Damn it!” She huffed handing the phone to Matt so she could presumably get her purse.

“You were betting on this?” Chuckling at the pair as Reby returns with the $20.

“She thought you’d be married with in 5 years, I said  you’d be married by year 10.” 

“I’m gonna kill the both of you for betting on this.” Jeff shook his head reaching for the phone. “Right guys thank you for the congrats and reminding us what terrible people you are. But we need to have breakfast and go ring shopping byyyeeeee!” Jeff didn’t give them time to answer as he hung up the call, placing your phone on the counter. Jeff grabbed you food and set the plates down on the table turnning round to see you smirking at him.

“What?”

“3 years planning huh?” You walk towards him as Jeff looks at the floor rubbing the back of his neck again.

“Well sort of…..I may or may not have said to Matt that becasue of you I was kinda reconsidering the whole marriage thing. It still terrified me but I was definatly thinking about it more and more.” Smiling at him you gently cup his jaw and pull his gaze to yours.

“Well don’t be scared love, I’m going to be with you every step of the way.” Smiling sweetly at him you pulled him in for another kiss.

“Thank you for being patient with me and for putting up with all my shit.”

“I’d do it all over again if it meant I still got you at the end.” Jeff pulled you into him and the breakfast on the table was soon forgotten about.

Prompt from this list.

Masterlist

[ihositalianbread]

Rites of Passage

As we approach our finale in just a couple of days, we come to the fallen colosseum, though deteriorated by ware, it has been the site of marvelous battles for the entertainment of the crowd, just like you all have been this season.  So lets pay tribute to the many housemates lost this season...

Leah

Elijah-Leah I didn't expect you to leave the game this early? You're very well liked and extremely popular but I am sad I didn't get to work with you that much in this game bc we were in Trashy4 together and obviously we clicked there so I wouldn't see why we wouldn't work together until you started becoming a bit inactive in the community which I completely understand bc irl shit comes first but much love to you hun <3 I just couldn't help getting you out bc you're popular as fuck and the combo of you and Luke felt like a threat to me and my allies

Emily-

Logan-Leah! Robbed icon! I have no clue what happened here because I never got to know you, but I’ve heard you’re pretty rad. I hope you’re doing good!

Nick-You are an exceptional player in the games that youve played and it was sad (yet refreshing) to see you become a target so soon. I really wanted to have another chance to get to know you a bit better this time around. However, when I saw Christine walk through that door... I knew that everybody was going to be royally screwed with two of the most well liked people in the whole community in a popularity contest. All in all, I hope we eventually do get another chance to play together in an ORG and maybe in a situation where we can work together. Love you girl ♡

Victor-

Darian

Elijah-I wasn't really surprised when you were evicted I think you're fairly new to the community and it's really hard for people to get to know your name , but honestly ngl I thot you were kinda fake to me (lkflqkdkw sorry if I'm assuming) being that you wanted me out in (not using this an an excuse) this org and a different one which made me really question working with you this entire game but you fell short and I would've be willing to work with you and Casey at first but I don't really remember you speaking up other than asking for my vote to stay soz , I just couldn't risk me doing a favor for you for you to turn on me last minute and nom me/vote me out it was in my best interest to evict you

Emily-

Logan-We all know. That’s all.

Nick-Although I worked with you for the short period of time you were in the game, it has came to my knowlodge that youre basically the worst entity in this entire community. Not only do you perpetuate hate online, but you also bring it to the real world. You need a reality check, because if you think that any Ivy league is going to take a racist, transphobic, misgendering, problematic biggot to their university... you are strong mistaken. Do you really think that this world needs more hate and bullying than it already has today? You being a member of the LGBT+ community should be a beacon of acceptance and hope for everybody. I hope you wake up and start loving yourself and the people around you... realize that people actually have feelings and that your words do you have reprecussions.

Victor-

Luke

Elijah-Luke king! I'm super sorry you got evicted early in the game I really did enjoy talking to you even tho you backstabbed me in a different game (not an excuse to target you plus you're forgiven bc I like u as a person) alfkwkfjwj that was a long time ago so I forgot about it I honestly just tried my hardest getting you out due to the simple fact you were probably one of the most well liked out of this entire cast ,you would have an extremely amazing chance at winning this game if you were sitting where I am

Emily-

Logan-LUKE! MY LOVE, MY LIGHT, MY STAR IN THE DARKNESS! So you know how much I love you, and I’m so happy to have gotten to know you and be your friend - you are so amazing, and you’re gonna get a man who loves u to fucking death mark my got damn words. You kept me going and kept me playing in this game. Thanks for that, sweet pea <3

Nick-Working with you was both really messy, but really fucking fun. Now looking back, I really do think the only reason I wanted you gone is because youre gameplay reminded me a bit too much of myself. You appeared to talk to everyone and have many connections in the game. The one week where you legit gave Sam and I five different names of people that you wanted to have nominated for eviction not only allowed me to build trust with every person's name you threw out, but also let me see how much of a wild card you were going to be in the game... something I did not need. Overall, I had an amazing time playing with you and I hope we will eventually play again some time down the road.

Victor-

Emma

Elijah-MOM... that vote was so close for you to stay :( I wish you could've stayed longer bc I really enjoyed our talks (whenever we did talk lol we were both rly inactive) but honestly you're the sweetest and kindest person I've ever met in an org willing to put your BB life at stake for mine not 1 person I know would do that for me in this game other than you and I want to thank you for always being nice to me and helping me thru the game while you were here <3 love ya 

Logan- I never knew you, but you were sweet!

Nick-When I saw that you were cast for this game I was ECSTATIC. Not only are you one of my favorite people in the community, but you are also incredibly cute, funny, loyal, and smart. I was so happy that I finally got a chance to play with you in a game and I really do wish you made it further. You are fucking RAD. Also, can you do youre hair pinkish-purple next time?

Victor-

Michael

Elijah-I'm super sad we didn't get to work together in this game bc I know we're played other orgs together before and we did manage to work in those before and I was a bit iffy on whether or not to message you and offer you an alliance bc I wasn't sure if you trusted me or not in this game due to me backstabbing you in a different one but overall I'm super happy we got to be in another game together !

Logan-A sweetheart, a child, the face of young innocence. I adore you even though I never really got to know you.

Nick-You were one of the people I trusted the most in this game. I had an amazing time working with both you and Emily this season and I promised you when you got evicted I would watch out for her. You leaving in turn started the best alliance of the season..  the "Queef Queens" which included Samantha, Emily, Elijah, and I. I really wish we could have had this alliance start before you left, but you leaving deffinently drew some lines within the house and let me better secure Emily and Elijah's anti-Christian/Victor mentality... something that helped me and Samantha get further in the game without getting nominated every week.

Victor-

Jay

Elijah-tbh I didn't see myself working with you this game bc I hosted you in Johto and knew you weren't a person I could align myself with and depend on when I needed something ... you were expecting me to save you US week of this game but little did anyone know I had an alliance with Nick, Emily, Sam and myself and we diverted a major plan for your own alliance members to backstab you and somehow we managed to pull thru with it , I do love ya as a person but game wise I couldn't keep you!

Logan-Jay, honestly, you are one of my #faves. The week you went was so messy but it was sooooo much fun. You were sorta robbed but you gotta give Christine credit for the #moves she pulled.

Nick-Sadly, you just ended up being one of those people I straight up never spoke to. I found out partly throught intuition and party through Christine that you were somebody who was close to Christian and Victor... an asset if duos were to end. I worked with Christine and through her and Logan to make sure Jaiden put you up that week instead of people in my alliance (Emily and Elijah). I am truly sorry that we never spoke, something which is partly my fault. I hope that we may have another oppurtunity to play with one another because Ive heard good things about you.

Victor-

Christine

Elijah-icon? I think yes. TBH I wasn't sure about working with you in this game due to the simple fact I know you're so good at them and needed to get you out as soon as possible with the least amount of blood on my hands . I hope you can understand I'm super sorry :(

Logan-I like you as a person, and you were so strong in this game. #hateu in festive though. You scare the fuck out of me if I’m being quite honest.

Nick-ROBBED. I was soooooo beyond glad that I had a chance to work with you in this season and it was really sad to see you leave the way you did. However, without you leaving nobody in this game really had a shot at winning (or getting second because that's the new first place this season). I hope we can work together in another game. Also, I am super excited to watch you come back for Ultimate.

Victor-

Christian

Elijah-mom you wanted to work with me this entire game but you truly knew where my loyalties were . Again I'm super sorry for "backstabbing" you and Victor even tho we were never an official alliance . I am really just a loyal hoe and I couldn't backstab nick, Emily and Sam bc they had my back more than anyone else did. You tried getting me out but better luck next time ! Love ya 

Logan-YOU SCARE ME but you’re really cute and I guess you like me? So? Yay for that? I love friends.

Nick-

 You are rude as fuck, get over yourself.

Victor-

Jaiden

Elijah-king ilysm even tho others hate you , I waned to work with you but then again I did you dirty multiple times I'm so sorry I'm messy af qofjwofbajjd best of luck to you outside the house and I like you so much as a person you're funny and messy aka me 

Logan-My duo. All I have for you is love. Game wise, I’m glad you finally kicked that bucket, cuz I got farther, and I’m sitting at finales. I hope outside the community is treated you well, say hi to Kat for me.

Nick-I really do have no hard feelings torwards you. You played the best game you could and we just ended up on opposite sides of the game. You really should not say thigs that could possibly be misunderstood, such as calling a certain somebody a "sexual harassing hill billy", but I like to think youve learned your lesson. At least you arent an asshole to Logan.

Victor-

Casey

Elijah- queen of floaters? I think floating is an excellent strategy no matter what anyone says it got me my first and probably only ever org win! I honestly can't thank you even for the small talks we had about boys and weed it was quite fun and ngl if I ever go to Maine I'm chillin w you and Logan icon !

Logan-Queen! of floating truly iconic for making it as far as you did barely submitting anything at all. My 16% both votes I was up against you? Truly iconic.

Nick-Guns.

Victor-

Samantha

Elijah-another mom? Yes. TBH my loyalties were to you nick and Emily the entire length of the game and I wanted to thank y'all for being my meat shields! Y'all were so much fun and that was the best alliance in org history that ever lived we pulled big moves and all that mess! Either way gotta love ya Sammy <3

Logan-Also my love, my light, my star in the darkness. You were the most surprising evictee - I thought I was going to be here, at finals, losing to you. I can’t wait to talk to you tonight and hear all about your camp experience. I can’t believe you put points on me twice and admitted it so soon. Icon.

Nick-I fucking love you so much. We were such a power duo in this game and ended up being not only the last duo nominated, but also the lest dup standing. We worked and fought through every twist and turn Steffen laid out for us and prevailed. You should still be here in the finale and im really sorry that you had to leave like that. But I cant wait for you to comeback for Ultimate and win :), hopefully Christian will have finally retired by then. Love you tons.

Victor-

Thanks housemates evicted and finalists for making this such a great season, we will be posting the finale vote momentarily.