#how fucking hard is it to value Brown people.
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Holy shit i just woke up
If thereâs any users in Yemen seeing this, Iâm so sorry. Iâm so so sorry.
This feels like a horror film. The UK public havenât even had a say in this. Sunakâs just Decided to bomb Yemen for âŚ. Being an inconvenience, at worst?
#BECAUSE OF ***COMMERCE?****#IM LOSING MY MIND !!!#on what fucking planet does commerce supersede the right to safety and non-fatal protest !!!???????#we were prepared to pay . the UK public has seen nothing but climbing prices for years now. weâd struggle but weâd live.#it was talked about in news with a level of calm + it was unspoken just accepted thereâd be a temporary price hike . and with the UK start#starting to slowly backtrack away from its help to Israel it looked like theyâd push for truce + Red Sea protest would not happen for long.#how fucking hard is it to value Brown people.#because thatâs at the core of this. these countries see Israel as comparatively Whiteâ˘ď¸#and so will not stop funding them when itâs the easiest fucking job in the world. u could even just pretend u donât have any money left to#give. fuck it it might as well b true#fuck America. fuck Biden. fuck this godforsaken âunitedâ kingdom . fuck Sunak and fuck every Tory
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I have to say there is something thrilling in seeing two bullshit writers furiously attack the vague, nonsensical statements of another bullshit writer
#s#the da vinci code#the da Vinci hoax#like brown will say something stupid about how no novel can be said to be historically accurate#because... like... what even IS historical accuracy... mannn??#and these guys will take that at face value as a postmodenist theory of histography and not like. a fiction writer covering his ass when#asked about the accuracy of his book#or brown wi say something about the book encouraging people to rethink their ideas of history and religion#and instead of acknowleding this as the pure publicity stunt that it is#these guys take the bait so fucking hard
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Very few things in this world will do you more harm than living around radioactive material. Second on that list is being a pick me. For any group of people.
That face girls make when they realize being a feminist doesn't mean being a girls girl to me and I am NOT. *YouRe NoT a GirLs giRl* babygirl yes obviously. What I look like playing with you just because we have similar anatomy lol. I am a me girl. I'm loyal to my goals and my paycheck. I'm not a ride or die I'm a ride and the second this stops being good for me Imma kick you out of the car lol. My loyalty is to my goals and paycheck. I put the self in selfish.
Nice girls finish last. Pick me's don't even finish at all. They lose the game at the starting point. They lose even before participating in the game. We alll know how it goes down for girls that cater to the patriarchy and misogyny in the hopes that they will be spared and protected from it (hehe). Let's talk being a pick me for the girls. The other day I told you to stop being a pick me to your *roots* because your own people will turn on you for clout, like Jlo did with the Bronx and remember what India did to Priyanka Chopra when she was trying so hard to be liked by them and accepted and then she moved to Hollywood and decided fuck all that and now she's *ouR bRown QuEeN rEpResEntiNg Us So cLasSy*. See how they didn't try that crap with Aishwarya Rai? See how they don't do that with Lupita Nyongo but see how they drag Tyla? She's trying to stay true to her roots and her roots are going on talk shows to call her an industry plant. Pick Me ism never works. When you leave, leave. They already hate you for leaving you won't win them back. And being a pick me for the girls is not different at all.
This girl I know is really inspirational. She made it out of the ghetto on her own, and not like me that got some scholarship and naturally just grew into it- clawed her way out of the mud. Beaten things that would probably kill me. I look up to this lady like I'd look up to a god if I believed in one. She's everything you'd want in a business woman. Class. Beauty. Sophistication. The bank, all hers. The problem with her, is growing up without female support and therefore craving female validation to the point of sabotaging her own self. Pickmeism for the girls. So if she wants to do something but the girls don't approve she won't. I've been shopping with her once and she was eyeing this set of lingerie that she OBVIOUSLY wanted but acted like she didn't and I know it's because her girls wouldn't approve. So the tea is this guy in this other group is obviously head over heels for her. She's obviously into him. They make a great match. Even a blind person can see this was orchestrated by God himself. He asks her out. They go out. A set of annoyingly perfect people. Annoyingly. Gorgeous, classy, successful, aligned. She is gashing about him . He is gashing about her. Mentally I'm preparing for the wedding because obviously it will happen. A few weeks later one of his friends want to know what he did to upset her because she blew him off. Huh. I'm baffled and obviously I'll ask.
One of her friends want him.
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I'll say that again. One of her girls is into this man so she can't break *girl code*
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Im like please be serious right now. You are a twenty seven year old woman I need you to act like it. The man on your dreams was dropped on your doorstep wrapped in glittery pink ribbons and came out with your name the only thing he can say and you're blowing it off because one your your friends want him?? đ. Girl that's what they call a high value man pls all of us want him be for real right now đ. Every single man that will be worth you we will all want pls đ. You are the kind of woman that can only rightfully get with a man every other woman wants are you blind đ. Girl he's a six foot unit of a simp with daddy's money and patek fillipe and had you in Ralph Lauren on your first date and Greek godliness and THAT IS YOUR TYPE . Be serious right now and call that man đ đ and have us in yachts next summer are you joking. Like if you don't call him I will. Your type is the most desirable type on earth every man you want we will want what are you on about đ. Every man that ends up with you is immediately high value because being with you makes them high value we will want them too what đ. What kind of fuckery is this call that man rn and get your dream family.
She can't. She's a girls girl đŽ. I'm like okay so will you marry the least desirable gay man on earth or? Because every man has some girl into him will you just drop them? If he hurt you I will be the first to make you leave. If he even sleeps and dreams that he has a dream where he is dreaming that he's dreaming of hurting one cell in your body I will personally excavate you from his space. He is not. He worships you. I have heard this man talk about you. I have seen the way he treats you. I have seen how much you like him. You have similar goals and similar values. You are who we pray to be. You are our vision board do you not get this.
She won't. She won't hurt her girl.
Well our brother in Christ is- like I said- annoyingly desirable so after asking and asking and trying to get with her he gets- get this- with one of her girls. Not even the one that *wanted him* lol. A rich girl heir that knows to play this hypergamy game and obviously people go where they were wanted- last night they got *engaged*. They are not friend groups that I'm really immersed in so I don't really care. My girl calls me crying because she was *betrayed* đ. I hang up after she gets three sentences in because what fuckery is this? Oh no you swam and now there's water on your skin. If it isn't the consequences of my own actions. For some reason I always expect the people that have had the hardest lives to understand human nature the best and be the most street smart and I hate how often I get disappointed. As a business woman do you really not know your loss is someone's gain. Be for fucking real with me right now. You got played by some girl in the game that YOU chose to engage in and now you're shocked? It's a game someone has to win and you fumbled your chances, go home. So anyway *her girls* created a WhatsApp group to plan the wedding and didn't include her because she overreacted to the news and she should be happy for her bestie because she's a girls girl đ. Not very girls girl of her to feel betrayed đâ.
The feminine is the most apex of predators. At some point you have to realize yes men are bad but women are just plain malicious. At some point you have to realize and accept that human beings are animals and females have a higher chance of survival despite being the weaker sex. Like one of these days you need to learn to connect the dots please. Getting played by a man I can accept it's a completely different game and just by existence we are two different types of players but ma please. Pleaseeee. Being played by men hurts because innately the playing field is not level but female to female I will be laughing at you, what's your excuse đ.
The reason women like Hailey Bieber will always win in this happiness thing and Selena Gomez will always lose is the level of pickmeism. WhO iS tHe BiLLiOnAiRe who had a disease highly linked to stress. Who is always depressed. Who seems more pathetic. Who has the stronger name. Who, pray I ask, is always yapping about being in pain. EXACTLY. The end of Taylor Swift's pickmeism marked the beginning of Taylor Swift as a powerhouse and marked her *I'm the Music Industry* era. And she has never been a pick me for men has she? Naomi Campbell and Tyra Banks have never tried to be relatable so they go down queens of the runway how is that going for Kendall? Gigi Hadid is also a nepo baby but does she try to act relatable? Which one gets dragged more?
One of these days you have to understand being a pick me for women is still being a pick me and only works when you're an underdog. Once you make it they will tear you apart because women are more competitive than men are and naturally are worse predators than men ever will even dream of being. Men love each other , remember that one trend where they were being asked if they would rather snitch on their homeboys or cheat on their literal wives and they chose cheating on their wives? Because men needed to be in herds to hunt. Women can survive solo they don't rely on community that much so we can tear each other apart with zero to low consequences to ourselves. If men were non communal and selfish they would've been wiped out by the other predators, women will win a literal lion over by being motherly we literally don't need anybody to survive so we can tear each other apart with no consequences. Women are vicious, please. Seriously vicious, have you seen your MOTHER. The woman that BIRTHED you. How she treats you. Your own mother that you are not in competition with. If there's no random girl hating on you it's because you're ugly it's really that easy. You're ugly and you're not worth competing against so they can score humanity points by being kind to you. Bad bitches have opps. When you don't know who hates you and you're a bad bitch look out, they're snaking under the covers. You do it too it's not like you're holy. A woman's only competition is other women. Not men. We don't compete with men it's useless. We are our only worthy opponents so we tear each other apart for sport. Do you not know what an apex predator means?? Like , how long have you been alive? Is this your first interaction with other women?? The reason movements like feminism and 4B and the rest don't really take off en masse is women destroy each other for fun. Men do it for survival we do it for sport. That is why we have to biologically be nurturing, so we don't completely wipe out this species.
Wtf is a girls girl. Yes girls support girls between a girl and a man I don't care who is right I'm always on the girls side, but woman to woman pls. Woman to man? Idc right or wrong she is right he's wrong women are always right men are always wrong this is the law everyone that thinks otherwise should get shot in the head. Woman to woman though? No. I know you, because I know me. And I pick me always.
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Donât write it it stinks of toxic love
synopsis: Nate never found someone to love, Rafe was never loved and Y/N was never taken serious Maybe their entry into college will change their lives.
Frat Rafe x Reader x Frat Nate.
[English is not my native languageâď¸âď¸] TW: toxic, smut, sex, penetration, fingering, non-con, manipulation , insult, fight, humiliation, misogynistic attitude. [PART1]
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NATEÂ
The summer vacation had not been easy for Nathaniel Jacobs. Between the divorce of his parents, Cassie who was just stalking his and his going to college, nothing was right.
Two weeks before homecoming, he decided to go to Chris Mckayâs, he was happy that Mckay was still talking to him about what happened between him and Cassie.
They were in Mckayâs room playing a fighting game. They were focused in their game when Nate was talking. "Dude?". Mckay turned his head to look at him. "Yeah?" he said.
"Howâs college, I mean is there a lot of hot chicks?" Mckay and Nate laugh, Nate laugh to hide his anxiety.
Nate wanted to leave, college was one of the best ways. What Nate was afraid of was not being number one. He was afraid that he would not be THE best football player. That he is not indispensable to his team.
"Nah, man, college is where you can fuck whoever you want, itâs not like high school, people donât give a shit about whoâs fucking who, as long as itâs not cheating." Mckay said.
"How do you get respect?" Nate asks. Mckay seems to think long." I had sex with the cheerleading captain and the opposing college captain. Nate opens his eyes wide. "Two cheerleaders but not the same team or the same college?"
"Youâre gaining huge popularity and a huge repsect. Youâre teammates will trust you after that." Mckay laughed." So if I understand correctly, a good fuck with a cheerleader captain is the deal?" asks Nate. "Got it all figured out, man. But one advice, close the door of your room when youâre inside."
Mckayâs expression changes, it becomes empty and hard. Filled with hate and sadness. Nate nods, and as he was about to speak the door opens. Drawing the attention of Nate and the latter.
"Chris, your aunt is here, comes to help her carry her boxes." said his mother. "Is she already there?" asked Chris sighing." Yes, sheâs already here, with her daughter, so be nice and come now." Demands her mother.
Chris gets up and Nate follows him, they go outside where, his head car is parked. Chris hugs his aunt and takes boxes, Nate only says hello and helps her carry her boxes.
Nate poses where he needs to, he goes back out when he crosses a small head out of the bathroom.
Nate looks at the girl and he feels something, he doesnât move me and she doesnât either. He looks at the girl.
She is small, her hair is black braided, long eyelashes that put her brown hazelnut eyes in values , black skin but which shone thanks to the passage of the sunset in the long corridor. Nate begins to detail her body, she has beautiful boobs, a slim waist and beautiful hips that enhance her legs.
Sheâs wearing a Brazil jersey with black shorts, a cyclist? He doesnât know, but anyway, this girl makes him feel what no other girl has ever made him feel not even Maddy.
"Y/N" says Chris enthusiastically. Y/N looks at Nate looking away at Chris. "Did you miss me?" she asks trotting towards him.
Chris laughs and hugs her. Nate remains in his thoughts for a short time.
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Nate learned a lot about Y/N. Sheâs her age, she likes to read, write and fine art, she doesnât have a boyfriend and something that makes Nate want to have her, in two weeks, theyâll share the same campus.
They go to the same college, she looks so pure and kind, Nate intends to make sure that she lives only by him.
Nate falls in love every time she talks to him and thatâs a big problem for our football star.
Especially when Y/N wonât just attract his attention.
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pairing(s);hobie brown x fem!reader, hobie brown x male!reader
summary; you see the title!
word count; around 2k
warning(s); everyone mentioned is 19+, smut.
A/n;âGIFs; @cowboysfuckâ The debates going down with the age of everyone in atsv has me shaking in my boots so just know Hobie is a good and legal yummy adult in this đ
đˇď¸Aftercare
Being completely and totally honest, babe heâs not cleaning you up.
I know the truth hurts but we have to stop the lies :(
If you meet him at one of his sets or the pub something like that? Heâs viewing it as a quick fuck
Heâs. A. Whore.
I mean we all seen that slutty ass waist right!?
Heâs ran through! đ
but Iâm gonna feed into just a little đ¤đ˝
If you happen to be in a relationship/fuck buddies heâs definitely a little more caring
After you both finish hes spooning you pawing his loads back in your cunt when it begins to seep out while lying kisses and bites up you shoulder that will darken by sunrise
Or youâre on top of him your cock slightly twitching inside of him acting as a plug so none of your cum is leaving him hes definitely panting feeling so full of you you as your head rest in the crook of his neck him rubbing his palm over your head down the nape of your neck
Heâll throw the blankets over you both maybe give you some water from the water bottle that sat on his nightstand for a week
đˇď¸Body Part
Hobies favorite part of you isnât a body part but your beliefs!ďżź
Everyoneâs entitled to their own opinions he supports that much BUT
If you can have your own opinion and stand on it!!?
like could see the opposing sides argument take it into consideration and still go to war for your own personal value
On his knees.
Heâs that one viral sound whereâs its like;
âAnd Iâll be there for them. With open arms, open legs, and a open mouth đâ
Is definitely dropping to his knees to give you head in the next fifteen minutes no matter where
The wrap up of todays lesson heâs just not into shallow people
His favorite part of himself however is his hands more specifically his fingers
If he need to learn a faster tempo place for a song heâs trying to learn youâre going to be his study buddy
âYouâre helpinâ me so much thanks lovieâ He muttered his index and middle fingers working at a god like pace in and out of your holes beginning to work you up to three as you tried to blink the dots out of your vision moaning at a pitch
He finally got down the song <3
đˇď¸Cum
Anywhere on your body where he can visibly see
For my girls heâs definitely going for the boobs heâs a tittie man!
For the guys heâs still going for your chest/stomach area
Cum on his face!
Soon there will not be a drop left
hes gonna be that âI eat it allâ cat meme
âGonna c-cum on youâre pretty fucking face, you fucking s-slutâ Youâre groaning while heâs looking up at you with his big puppy eyes your clit bumping against his nose or when his mouth finally reaches the base of your angry cock whining against the length massaging your balls while being hard as a rock himself a puddle of pre cum resting on his abs
đˇď¸Dirty Secret
#1
HES A SWITCH.
ďżźGoes perfectly with the whole not believing in consistency
I canât picture Hobie sticking to one roll anyway đ
I will gladly die on that hill alone if I have to I donât care.
One day heâs bending you over in a alleyway forcing your hands on a brick wall muttering about how much of a fucking whore you are for dressing in that wife beater your nipple poking through the thin fabric and getting him hard
Next day heâs pathetically humping your loafer/heel under your desk while you have a meeting on your laptop above muffling his loud whine against your leg before you feel his tears on your leg when you shrug your foot away from his aching cock ruining his orgasm
#2
Take this with a grain of salt if you please
But-
You can not sit up here and tell me him and his band members havenât fucked at least once
This band specifically! Turn down your volume đ
LIKE!?
that story however is for another day
#3
He has a dick piercing.
A Prince Albert one maybe?
He did it himsel
âFeel thaâ cold âittle bar in your pretty âole?â He would groan pressing down on your abdomen where he can feel himself bottoming out of you before thrusting in deeper than humanly possible grabbing your jaw forcing you to stare into each others soul as he fucks you deep
đˇď¸Experience
Heâs is/was a whore depending on your relationship
Heâs ran through, passed around, fucked out.
Loves when you show youâll always be his best though
âCanât hear you speak up whoreâ You hissed wrapping your hand around his neck lifting him up causing his back to arch pleasure painfully as you stop ramming into his hole causing him to whimper as you cock/strap stills in him
âNo one f-fucks me like you do, pleaseâ Heâs whining pathetically moaning in relief when you continue abusing his hole tears slipping past his eyes down to his cheeks
đˇď¸Favorite position
#1 Missionary!
Itâs where either of you can get the deepest
âLook a thaâ feel me in your fuckinâ belly?â He would groan taking one of your hands pressing it against your abdomen as his cock moves in and out of you slowly hitting you spot repeatedly with your ankles crossed against his back
#2 Spooning
Has a lot of lazy mornings of when heâs waking up hard
You happened to already have the same idea đ
(#1 somno partaking couple)
Hobie would whimper in his sleep as he felt something warm around his cock and pressure on his lap of you backing up into him wouldnât wake up until about the third time youâd lower down
In the mornings/where he doesnât really have a sense on mobility or surrounding is where youâd easily pull the most noises from him
âYou feel s-so good, so good birdyâ
Heâs cumming quick.
đˇď¸Goofy
Other than like a crack of a smirk?
Iâm not really getting a goofy vibe from Hobie
Probably would just tease the fuck out of each other
đˇď¸Hair
HE HAS A HAPPY TRAIL.
His hair down there is curly and coarse heâll trim it every once in a while but other than that doesnât really bother
Most definitely does not give a flying fuck if you decide to shave or not
âMaybe another night âbee I didnât get to shaveâ
And heâs just like
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âYour point?â
đˇď¸Intimacy
The thought makes him cringe internally
He can get down with it though but itâs mostly saved for important dates like anniversaries, birthdays, achievements, etc.
If you arenât that intimate of a person thatâs even better
But sometimes just take the time out to pull him aside slipping your hands down his jeans and into his boxers gently stroking his cock running your thumb over his slit whispering about how proud you are of him
âYouâve been doing so well Iâm so proud of youâ
DIHERHBRRIDIN heâs brain dead you murdered his brain into mush
đˇď¸Jack off
Will when heâs on a mission that takes longer than expected will probably take a video muttering how much he misses you while stroking his aching cock
But something else?
He can be a good boy when he wants
Put a cockring on him tell him if he lasts all day he can get a reward?
Struggling hard asf but will not touch himself cause whatâs better than being your good boy!? âźď¸đŚ
đˇď¸Kink
Probably almost everything in the damn book but here are his mains
#1; Praise/Degradation
Just the right amount of both driving everyone up the wall
âLook at you takinâ my cock like a fuckinâ champ, thatâs whaâ sluts do isnât that right?â He mutters flash light kissing your skin as he records you on his phone pushing the back of your head down on his dick as you gag around the bask saliva and precum all around your mouth and cheeks
#2; Slapping/Spanking
Iâm getting heavy rag doll vibes
Will purposely get you rilled up and jealous before slipping away before you can reach him essentially a game of cat and mouse
when you finally catch him youâre grabbing him by the back of his neck to a bathroom or alleyway
âYou wanna be a fucking whore Iâll show you what they getâ You hissed and heâs more than aroused as you pull down his trousers him thinking he was about to get the roughest railing/fingering of his life just for you to land a harsh slap on his ass!?
Rock hard.
âPlease âm sorry, pleaseâ Would end up crying cause it hurt yet felt so good
brain was foggy asf
When you deemed it enough for now you pulled his pants back up dragging him back to whatever function you were at ignoring his subtle gestures to get you both back to his side place
You force his ass to go sit tf down somewhere đŞđ˝âźď¸đŚ
Smirking like a mf when you watch him subtly groan feeling the distance stinging pain on his ass while trying to get through the conversation
#3; Being/having a cum dump
This is kinda icky for some people and I get it so read with caution â ď¸
Not only is he going to fill you up!? Heâs going to plug you up .
Will literally make you go out all day with your cum in him
If youâre a spidey?
Will have your walking around the spider society looking a bit âbloatedâ little does everyone know youâre literally plugged with Hobies loads
Or when youâre at home will come behind you and rub his palms over your full belly
Feral.
But sometimes he need to be check so switch the roles
How this would happen is, he would talk big shit and place a bet of who was gonna cum first when both of you had a vibrator pressed against your designated places
He lost.
Would definitely try to hit you with that âI donât believe in loosing đâ shit
But
A bet is a bet
And so
For a whole 24 hours both of you having to go on a mission that day he had dildo shoved up his ass
Itâs very funny seeing him slightly limp when he walks as the fake cock sits snugly in his ass kissing his prostate at any slight turn or bumb in the road or when he turns the corner too sharply while swinging
by the end of the day HES DEAD.
would definitely do it again
đˇď¸Location
Boobs.
đˇď¸Motivation
When you hype yourself up or carry yourself with confidence!?
Hobies like
đŁď¸ âSIGN ME TF UP!â
Gets off on it so quick
đˇď¸No
This might be a little controversial and me self projecting but
Do not pull his hair.
His wicks are very delicate and as POC Caribbean native/Black to be specific not a big fan when it comes to messing with our hair
Scratch his back, slap him, spank him, choke him, anything else but pulling his hair.
đˇď¸Oral
Oral fixation
On some rough nights where he canât sleep!? His moth will end up on your clit/cock
Is a Cock/Pussy drinker!
Holds down your thighs when you cum and he keeps going to keep you from retreating or bucking your hips
Gives head for his own pleasure tbh
đˇď¸Place
EVERYWHERE
Will fuck you anywhere and everywhere grinning like the god damn chesire cat
Weâre gonna get more into this in âRiskâ
đˇď¸Quickie
Absolutely
Behind stage before he goes on will without a doubt have you propped up against something fingering you at an alarming rate
âGotta make sure my fingers donât cram up yeah?â
đˇď¸Risk
What weâve all been waiting for đ
Youâve probably fucked all over London and New York if youâre a spidey person lmao
One of the most jaw dropping places youâve both had sex was probably the top of an abandoned building as the sun was beginning to set
âSee thaâ? Almost looks as pretty as you lovieâ Hobie muttered thrusting his cock into your hole as your hands grip onto the railing moaning breathlessly before he groans from behind
Then probably an alley
âShut up before you get us caught, but you would like that wouldnât you?â You hissed your back pressed against the cold stone wall while Hobie thrusted into you hips bucking occasionally letting out a too loud whine
If youâre a spidey youâre really just talking because your senses would guide you to when someoneâs coming or not
Hobie usually is able to sense it to but heâs seems too fucked out to even care
ONCE YALL DID IT IN A POOL BATHROOM!?
âBaby we canât thereâs to many kids around hereâ
Hobie is the #1 đŁď¸ âFUCK THEM KIDSâ cheerleader
Does not, will not, still canât not seem to give a single fuc-
đˇď¸Sext
Yes
You have made him cut band practice short more times he cares to count
â3 attachments 1 videoâ just something to get you through until practice is over <3
IS GETTING TF ON
Coming home to you with a pep in his step
He has and will send you videos of him jerking himself off when either of you are on missions or if youâre at work
âSee how fuckinâ hard I am for you birdy? Cock misses you sâmuch we need youâ You can hear his gruff voice cracking behind the camera as he strokes his cock running his thumb over his slit
He will send you whimper audios once every blue moon
anyways both of you guys are yummy!
đˇď¸Toys
Yes, yes, and yes
I have plenty examples already
So weâre just going to leave this as yes
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Tbh he has a fuckin VARIETY
Stop I need to go now đâđ˝
đˇď¸Unfair
The biggest fucking tease ever
If you can keep up with him itâs for the greater good if you canât, you must be left to the wolves đ
One time you came home from Work/patrol tired as ever and he was on you the minute you were in the door
âNot tonight hon Iâm too tiredâ You muttered taking your shoes off my the door followed along by your jacket etc
âIâll do the work you can just flop down and star fish it outâ You we static at the thought
Just for this mf to deny you at least four time before you fucking lost it flipped positions shoving his face in the mattress all tiredness out the window
âSaid you were gonna take fucking care of me but since you wanna be a little whore weâll see how you like itâ
It was a long night
đˇď¸Volume
Hobie can be very vocal when he wants Mewls, moans, cries, whimpers, whines you name it
He knows his sounds get you off but sometimes heâll be an asshole brat and keep them from you
But youâll fix that shit up real quick I believe in you!
đˇď¸Wild Card
HIM AMD HIS BAND FUCKED/FUCKS.
đˇď¸X ray
Heâs definitely a shower!
7.5 inches 8 when heâs hard
đˇď¸Yes
Mark him up
Hickeys, hand prints, bruises he needs it all
Does the same for you
Especially if youâre a spidey the bruises wonât stay long with your inhuman abilities
So yâall are running back to each other when they quickly begin to fade
đˇď¸Zzz
Hobie thinks heâs nocturnal
Heâs not sleeping on the normal night so heâs not really sleepy on a intimate one either before he met you
Only time heâs really knocked is if he was in a subier space
Which heâs commonly in
So youâre putting him to sleep one way or another
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Oh wow funny seeing you here after two weeks đ
I have so many drafts of my baby Hobs
Anyway if you could answer the poll down below much would be appreciated!
#hobie brown#hobie brown x reader#hobie brainrot#hobie brown x you#hobie brown smut#spider punk#spider punk smut#atsv smut#spiderman across the spiderverse#romance#fluff#smut#fem!reader#male!reader#gn!reader#i love you#geegeeisawhoreontherun#thewriterg#2023
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Kintsugi (the golden roses will bloom prettily in the space between your ribs) Chapter 4
Summary : You'd met Joel a year ago. Then you learn he and Tess are gone from the Boston QZ. You go find Jackson on your own.
Warnings : Mature content, MDNI, rape attempt (not from Joel, though), pining, ANGST.
Tags : Just ask.
Chapter Three
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You sit quiet when heâs done. Joelâs body is slumped on the couch in front of you, a man at the end of his rope. Heâs looking at the wall, just waiting. Waiting to finally be left off the hook except-
He told you the when.
He told you the where.
He told you the how.
(How he murdered all of these people to keep Ellie from dying and thatâs what she doesnât know but suspects).
But he didnât tell you the why.
So you ask, a third time. One last time.
âWhy did you bring her to some people who wanted to kill her ?â
âI didnât know.â
âYeah, okay, but why-â
âIâm not tellinâ you.â Heâs looking at you, now, eyes hard, jaw clenched, and you recognize the look- youâve been the recipient of it many times. Thereâs no arguing with him now. Holding his gaze, you think about your bag, still made, waiting.
He musts see something on your face, then, because he jaw unclenches and his arm reaches for you but youâre already getting up.Â
âWell, Iâm glad youâre safe, Joel. And Iâm sorry about Tess.âÂ
You walk to the front door and hear him follow. A hand grabs one of your arms
âHey, hey !â Joelâs voice is frantic. âWeâre back together, now, we can-â
You wrench your arm out of his grasp, turn, and look him in the eye. You think about your bag, ready to go, an old thing that youâve patched up so many times, faded forest green, still reliable because of the care youâve shown it. You see his eyes, Joelâs eyes, warm brown, pleading to listen, to stay. You think of the most important thing you have, a secret, the only thing that is just yours.
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âJesse ? Jesse where are you ?â You screamed.Â
You knew the area was safe, youâd scouted it every day for the past week. Same patrol, same route, every day, with Jesse. I-could-be-Indiana-Jones Jesse.Â
Fuck Tommy and his stupid cold.Â
Youâd been off the trail for at least fifteen minutes when you saw it : a little cabin, right in the middle of the woods. Out there, it was just clean air, the sound of your horseâs hooves, your own breathing and birds chirping, up in trees so tall you could barely see the sky.Â
You dismounted, gun at the ready. Crouched, advanced, slowly.Â
The hand opening the door to the cabin was not as steady as youâd wished.Â
The place was empty, and there was nothing of value, and you were ready to leave when you saw it-
A vase.Â
Pretty.Â
Broken.Â
It cut your finger when you touched it.Â
You heard your name being shouted, in the distance,, shut the door, got back on your horse and left. When Jesse asked where youâre been you just answered :
âLookinâ for you, idiot. Donât stray, next time.â
You never mentioned the cabin, and no one ever asked, because no one ever asked you anything.
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âThereâs no we, Joel.â
You think about the bag.Â
âThere never was.â
You think about the cabin.Â
You donât think about his eyes, boring into yours.Â
âI was always alone. Always.â
As he takes a step forward, you realize that you donât know if this feeling inside your chest means you donât care anymore or if it means you care too much. You canât be bothered to find out so you repeat- and add :
âI was always alone, but I was the loneliest when I was with you.â
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When Tommy opens the door and see you with your backpack he jokes :
âGoinâ on a trip or somethinâ ?â
âIâm leavinâ, I need you to open the gates for me.â
Tommy just- stares. And gapes. He looks like a fucking idiot fish, you think, as Maria, always the smart one, joins in, little Lucas in her arms and asks :Â
âCanât it wait until we talk about this ?â
Your no is as final as a nail in a coffin. Maria nods, gives Lucas to her husband and motions you to follow her, despite her husbandâs pleas of wait, wait, is this about my brother ? We can work this out, wait, please-
The walk to the gate is peaceful, you greet the people who greet Maria as you walk by.Â
âIf you need a horse, we can give you one.â She offers.
You shrug.
âI know where Iâm goinâ, I donât need one. Itâs gonna take longer but I donât wanna take away from you guys.â
Youâre almost at the gates when Maria asks :
âWhy are you leaving ?â
You turn to her, and sheâs very pretty, like that, the curls of her hair catching the sun, her skin shining in the morning light. You could have been friends with her, you think.
Once upon a time.
âWhy did you take me off patrol ?â You answer.
She doesnât answer but even a woman as strong-headed as Maria has tells.You see it in the way she briefly clenches her fists, the way her jaw locks. Her eyes leave yours, in a blink-and-youâll-miss-it kind of way, but itâs enough.Â
The gates open.Â
Youâre feeling a lot.
Youâre feeling petty.Â
Wallflower.
Sunflower.
Rose.
Thorns.
You turn to her one last time. âYouâre letting me go very easily.âÂ
You adjust your bag on your shoulder. You add :
âYâknow, for someone who claims to give a shit.â
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Two hours and a half later, give or take, Joel Miller did exactly what Ellie was afraid of and rode off to find you.Â
The only difference wasÂ
Ellie asked him to do it.
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This will update in time, but for now all I have
I don't have the courage to post this myself so this will probably be scheduled for some horrendous time at night. I also don't have the courage to point out who is who because I'm scared maybe they won't like how they sound, though maybe if I go into detail too hard it might be possible to tell. Lol. This isn't everyone yet. I still need some more time to see who everyone is, blah blah blah, bunch of stupid abstract brain stuff, but. Playlist of my friends I've made here... yeah
Wounds- doesn't count because that's me. Decided to put it there because why not. I don't need to talk about myself let's be real no one cares about that
Norduris. Funny, somehow right away this was you. I love when that happens, when a song just reacts so strongly with the whole person in my head I'm searching for. Everything I've seen of you screams this song and it's. Beautiful to me. Always is but it doesn't get tiring. So much of you seems like it was locked away and buried in worry. Wistful thinking and hoping for the future. There is so much good in you. I think I'll stick around for as long as I can to help you see that. Kind and comforting. Creative and inspired just about every time I've seen you, I think. But I think you worry too much. There's fear and anger in there and I think, maybe, I wish there didn't have to be. Well, not the unjustified ones at least. But it all pools together for a strength that I think fits you. Still hopeful and still going. I like that about people... That might be a recurring theme for everyone really. But it's still you, too. Such slow waltzing shades of gray, like fog and the cover of rain. Pastel yellow like the sun, deep, deep green accompanying the rest. There you are, Kry.
Lost. You know the song titles don't really mean anything before you might ask. I never take it into account. Just the way it sounds. I also think you worry far too much but then again you've gone through for too much. But you are creative, and fun, and uplifting. Think you have a little bit of a habit of subduing yourself in fear of something I never quite know. But you are patient, so patient and I value that a lot. Especially when it's given to me. Nervous at times, needing permission before letting yourself shine. Wisdom about you that sometimes I really need to hear. You really know how to rile someone up in a playful way and I don't think enough people play into such things anymore. Wonderful to see really. Like a slow stream in a still air, deep, deep gray and neon blue. Streaks of white too, liminal in a way that reminds me of a barren tundra with nothing to be seen in any direction. Nothing but you. Hey there, Gold <3
daydream. Augh, I feel like my brain is stalling over how to put everything I have seen into words. Something about you just feels so positive, an upbeat air to you even if you're not feeling okay. You're still there, and I see you. Confident a lot of the time, and it's well warranted I believe. Other times not so much. Kind and caring like everyone I know here is, and a childlike excitement every time we talk that I do adore. God you know so well how to make other people excited with you. And you care, so much, I know everyone does but there's something about it with you that's just... electric, is the word I think. There's different styles of care but that one is yours. Funny. I think you make me feel safe in all the fucked up ways my own mind will talk to me. Maybe it's because I think we have a lot of similarities. It's always been positive with you, even when it isn't because you make caring about you easy. You know how the light of the sun shimmers on a body of water? That's kind of how you move, a sweet caramel brown and autumn orange, little drops of red about your air. So wonderful to meet you, Karl.
demise. Again, I swear the titles do not come into play with this. I suppose there's only so much I can repeat about someone being kind, caring, and fun before it starts feeling less special. I promise that never happens, no matter how many people I know like that in my life. Especially when your style of caring is just so... calming. And determined. Offering so much to people you care about even if maybe they haven't earned it yet. That doesn't seem to matter to you. You're giving it anyways. You're a giver, I suppose. You do a lot of creating and it's stunning. And you offer so much to others because you want to. Able to make people feel safe and like they matter. Love the mischief you get up to a lot too. Dedicated to so many things. Greens of jade and pastel grass, white all between them like a snow flurry. A bit of silvery undertones. I'm glad that I get to know you Shed.
Night Beacon. I held off for a few days more before considering you because I wanted to be accurate. There is something to be said about being quiet, in a sense that is positive and not whatever I say when talking about myself. A good kind of quiet, maybe mellow is the word I am looking for. I like when my friends are passionate and you are no exception. A certain type of calmness that I can't quite explain. I think there is a kindness in your ability to just exist and that may not make, sense, but it's the best I can say. You tough through a lot of things you might not want to do but there's a strength in that. And of course, you are creative. I make friends with creatives a lot. I think maybe you are the kind of person I would pick first to surround myself with. Chill overall that can swap into a more serious frame of mind whenever needed, knowing how to navigate around vibes and situations while being kind. And still someone who is enthusiastic about things you like in a way that isn't overwhelming. It's nice. Might put you on a loop more often than I should, lol. Peach and bright orange, with yellow mixed in with it. Along with a pretty desaturated beige, the best I can put it. Literally like the air of the world during a sunset. You should be proud of that Isaac.
Autumn Afternoon. I'd like to think you quite pleasant and lively despite your words of "This group space of which I have butted in". Who cares if you did do that? You butted in and we let you because we wanted to. You belong here with us, and with me. In my head singing sweetly the soul of who you are. You worry a lot. Hey, I do too. Maybe we both definitely worry too much. Being anxious kinda sucks. But you know what? Here you are anyway. You worry about your place but you still sit here and take it. That's wonderful strength and you might say "I owe it to everyone else" but you are still here. You have a lot going on that tries to work against you. A lot of us do too, if not all of us. But you power through anyway. Underneath all that anxiety sits so much passion. Excitement for things you like. You're a damn good artist and a life to have around. Pastel lime and steel blue, dancing like petals swept into the wind of faded silver, hinted with aqua blue. Yeah. You're a wonderful one there, Storm.
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Transformation Letter: Dian
Hello. My name is Dian and I wouldn't mind transforming into anything or anyone. I'm an single 38 bisexual teacher, whom works out twice per week. My students would most likely describe me as the boring brown math teacher with the medium length black hair.
It wouldn't be right to say that today it is your favorite day of the year. To be honest, it's not even clear if you even have a favorite day of the year, at least regarding to your job.
Not anymore, at least. With your 38 years, you are teaching math for over ten years now. Ten years of reiterating the same and same again to your students. It is what people describe one of the biggest boons of teaching math: The subject never changes. While your colleagues have to integrate some new events or discoveries into their lessons every now and then, math never changes.
So, why is today one of the days you look most forward to? Because it's time for curve sketching again. This is both the subject you discovered your passion for math with and the point in the curriculum where you can see clearly which students are able to grasp the concepts of math - and which are too dumb.
Still, calling that one of your highlights sheds a sorry light on your academic career. Becoming a teacher *seemed* like a good idea, but the truth is that the endless repetitions are mind-numbingly dumb. You could have gotten a research job at university, but you decided to become a teacher. Ever since, every day is the same, every week, every year. Everything is on repeat. Teaching, driving home, working out twice a week, like a clockwork, summer holidays, winter holidays, one and the same.
You shake away the thought and sigh before entering your classroom and begin your lesson. You have the feeling you will lose half of your students today, intellectually, but you can hardly feel sorry. Math in school isn't hard. There is no reason for anyone not to get it.
So, you drone on and slowly approach one of the central milestones of the subject.
"And, as h approaches zero, we narrow in to the slope of the curve on that singular value for x. That is what we call a dancing quotient."
You look into the confused faces of your students. What did you just say? No, this is wrong. You try again.
"Sorry. The diffuse quo..." You trail off. Something is not quite right with you. You should know the word for that... thing. You look at the blackboard again. A big line with letters above and below, some arrows and a drawing of some curve. If you are honest, you don't understand fuck about all that. Weren't you supposed to teach math? Where are the numbers? What are letters doing in math.
"Is everything alright, Sir?" one of your students asks. Something else is wrong. When you look at your hand holding the chalk, it is way darker than it is supposed to look.
"Excuse me..." you mumble, surprised how deep your voice sounds. You exit the classroom and head towards the nearest bathroom, almost running.
The world seems wrong, too. It's like youâre looking at it from way too high. When you finally arrive and look at the mirror, you notice that your clothes are tight and constricting. Looking back from the mirror is another man, not the 38 year old math teacher you are used seeing every morning. The face looking back at you is younger, twenty-something. And it is Black, African American heritage, definitely. You can see your medium length black hair receding into your scalp, leaving you with the shortest buzz cut, as your nostrils become wider.
Not just your face changed! Your muscles grow and your shoulders expand, bringing your clothes that are riding high close to the breaking point. They don't break, however, but reform into a simple work uniform, covering your massive black body. At your groin, you can see the ample bulge of your dick and it makes you smile contently. You might not be the smartest, but you sure are both the strongest and best endowed man around here.
You give the mirror one last wipe and begin to clean the toilets with the janitorial equipment in your cart. Being a janitor in school is good work and doesn't require much of an education. That's why you even clean the toilets happily. However, it doesn't really pay well, either, so, recently you have gotten a second job as a bouncer in front of a gay club.
You don't mind the club visitors ogling your body or touching it from time to time, so the combination of both jobs makes for a diverse and eventful life! The strange letter you sent two weeks ago is already well forgotten.
Another one of those Transformation Letters. You, too can send one, over at my riot page!
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ultimately while i adore tristrat beyond belief it does fall into genre typical prejudices that are not any more egregious than its genre compatriots but nonetheless worth adressing as a flaw in the game's worldbuilding and a cheap shot against its storytelling
tldr: frederica should've been black
tristrat excels in actually meaningfully examining prejudice and slavery under a more critical eye than "it's bad, don't do it," mainly that it explores the actual reasoning of it. namely that oppressors do reap benefits from the oppression they enact - here the oppression of the roselle is the key pillar to hyzante's prosperity. first, the roselle are a cheap workforce for backbreaking labor no one is willing to enact themselves. the hyzantians can turn to more leisurely and educated pursuits in science while ignoring the reality of hard labor. secondly the oppression of the roselle's history allows hyzante a monopoly on a precious resource, salt, which it uses rosellan labor to extract.
cheap labor + monopoly on the land's resources = profit
the motif of "the rosellan people are hated by the goddess and must forever atone for their sins" was then posed in retrospect as a justification for hyzante's stranglehold on resources, which then seeped into the culture and teachings of the country until the roselle were naught but sinners.
the roselle are light skinned and the hyzantians are arabs.
fuck, even the good hyzantians are light skinned. there are two dark skinned playable hyzantian characters (geela and quahag), whereas there are three playble light skinned hyzantians (archibald, corentin, medina), and one dark skinned non-hyzantian character (hossbara). Of note here is that quahag is literally one of tge three last characters you can unlock, and Geela is the only dark skinned main character (compared to 6 light skinned characters)
Frederica's story and her frustrations ring incredibly true to real world struggles for liberty (e.g. the people being exploited for lithium in congo, the blm movement), especially in frederica's mounting frustrations that she keeps being told to "wait just a bit longer". It is never the right time for her people to stop being slaves because the ruling class have other things to do first, when she knows more of her people are dying every single goddamn day. This anger being portrayed as rightous, being a core driving force of lategame plot, and being rightfully enacted in the golden route is rather novel for video games, mainly for ones i've seen.
I also appreciate the dive into religion as a tool of oppression - it is never relevant whether the Goddess actually exists. It is only relevant that faith in her and her teachings is used to chain the Roselle.
And yet Frederica's story rings just a tad hollow with her being as snow-white as all the rest - her struggle speaks deeply to POC using a white person as a mouthpiece, much how POC struggle to find respect unless a white person points the prejudice out first, regardless of how long and loudly POC were advocating for themselves first.
Tristrat falls into that same trap of ultimately having the rightous white defeat the dastardly arab. When really, there is no real reason the Roselle and other Hyzantian characters should not be as dark skinned as the rest. Even in real life, skin color is not the only axis of oppression, and you'll find no shortage of examples in the SWANA region that the west would both consider POC, because the label of POC only really holds any value in the west, where whiteness represents the cultural majority.
I bring this up not to say POC naturally oppress each other, but to illustrate that Tristrat's real world implications draw on a "reverse racism" angle - white people being enslaved by brown people, as it absolutely has not been for all of human history in any systemic measure. And this angle could've been entirely avoided by not making the Roselle white.
Additionally, Hyzante, again, the only country with multiple POC, is portrayed as the most villanous, particularly in the endgame and golden route. Isodore, Hyzante's religious leader, is the final boss of the golden route. With Hyzante being the only religious country as well, it brings to mind the demonization of Islam as a uniquely oppressive force when any religion can and has been used to the same end. Islam is not unique in this and should not be demonized for Islamic regimes, just as Christianity is largely not demonized for its use in justifying imperialism.
The imperialist capitalist force is of course represented by Aesfrost and Gustadolph, who believes in the free hand of the market. I have less to say on this than the whole Hyzante thing though I do find an examination of Aesfrost as capitalist and Hyzante as communist interesting. The worst of both worlds, obviously, with the unified Norzelia deciding to share all resources freely between all countries as needed representing something of a socialist dream.
Anyways, it's odd to me that Gustadolph is more or less a stepping stone in the Golden Ending compared to Isodore, when Gustadolph's conquest of Glenbrook is the catalyst for all events of the game. Again earlygame it's all against Aesfrost, with the player even allying with Hyzante by either force or choice depending on the route, yet the leaf turns the entire other way to ally with Aesfrost against Hyzante.
Maybe it's a JRPG prediliction to god killing but it is overall something to note that Hyzante is the final villain, meaning the villain most likely to stick in the player's memory.
I think I ran out of words I think my point got across. Tristrat handles the subject incredibly well and in nuance yet the ties to actual reality are muddled, weakened, and opposed by the character design which ultimately ends with the white people being in the right to defeat the evil arabs when this could've been avoided by making the Roselle POC as well, as they should really be by geographical logic, and it would've allowed Frederica's character much greater real world resonance.
Also sidenote it's fatphobic that the fat characters are all greedy moneygrubbers (Lionel, Sorsley, Silvio) even if Lionel is one of the good guys.
That's all goodnight
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So it's not a short complaint no more. Sorry. Like I said, if you think im a whiny negress and hate fandom racism mentions bc they make you uncomfortable and "race isn't real in your fun safe space" gone head and block me. That's fine. I just gotta get this off my chest (and I'm musing CALMLY) and I'll be good.
Okay. So I've been trying not to say anything bc I know how it'll be perceived. I've really pulled myself back from participating in the Patrochilles fandom outside of making my own shit, bc I recognize that shouting to the uncaring wind isn't gonna do anything. Me focusing on my own work and what makes me happy is healthier. I make my stuff, you're spared hearing my concerns. Everyone wins. Fine.
I think what fucks with me is that as a whole, specifically in the Hades portion but also in response to it, is that half of the ship is of a (poorly canonically drawn) Black man... But none of the popular voices, writers, or artists in this space.... are openly Black. Even people who have Black/Ambiguously Brown⢠Patroclus in their TSoA fic usually aren't. You would think that Black voices would be valued in a space like that.
(And ik what people are gonna say. "Oh you're just mad you're not popular!" Not really lol. I got my couple people that cheer me on, and I recognize the dehumanizing song and dance that is required to be popular in white fandoms and it's not for me.)
Like I just... No one white has ever had to experience that, you know? Of having a ship with a white person and everybody in the space DOESN'T look like you. And then, like 65% of them draw the character that's supposed to look like you kinda poorly. And you're supposed to accept that, or YOU'RE the problem. "You're not even supposed to be here" is what a good chunk of the racist adjacent ship fandom has BLATANTLY said or implied about you and that character, unwilling to even draw someone that looks like you despite historical and geographical evidence of your existence to the contrary (that's a jab at some of the severely racist takes I've seen on here of Black people somehow not existing in the Mediterranean, bc Jesus Christ).
And then everyone will ignore those occasionally overt, usually covert statements and continue to laugh along and share art bc they're entertained. Like... Wow. So antiblack racism really don't bother y'all, huh? You'd rather be a racist just to fit in? That's what's cool?
And what really hurts, is that I've found that I'll have similar ideas to other people, maybe even done them first, but I don't receive that hand in community in comparison and it's been hard not to let myself believe that the being openly Black has to do with it. Even in the ship sections that aren't Hades related. Bc ik if I said something directly to people for their actions, I'll just get dogpiled for "ruining the fun" or "hurting someones feelings for their art/writing style" or some shit, so I don't bother. Like, fine, I get it. Gone head and stay racist on your own time lmao đ¤Ł
This was supposed to be short. My bad. I guess I'm just wondering if I wanna stick around bc I don't like self-questioning the value of my humanity, having to stay at the edge of a place that was supposed to be fun. Okay, I'm glad I got that out đŽâđ¨ I feel better now.
#'no coloreds allowed' is at the door of every fandom so i shouldnt be hurt lmai#let me just keep doing what im doing. their opinions are no reflection of me#and i know that#its just so.... weird to me. being a racist is so nonsensical
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I'm sorry in advance. Spoiler, this is my personal opinion, but it's such a hard pet peeve of mine and I see it creeping back up again so;
There is no fucking way, not in this timeline nor any other. Heck not even in another universe, that Lord Enver fucking Gortash would ever associate with Lathander or even convert to his beliefs.
Do you know Lathander? He's the guy who goes 'hey y'all let's chill, take a nap, afterwards everything's gonna be wonderful again'. Yk. The one ever optimistic god who isn't even enemies with the fucking dead three. The one guy who values creativity and arts over everything. He's a god of patience, of second chances. Of trying again. He's 'nice and happy' incarnate.
I'm genuinely confused how people can read the bratty absolutely selfish and petty tyrant into that. Like, blorbofication this that, yada yada, Lathander is genuinely the polar opposite of Gortash and anything he stands for.
Second chances? That man blows up his hidden mad scientist layer just because PC got there. Doesn't even fucking matter if u intend to save his hostages. That's his layer, he told u not to, u didn't listen, so he arrives at the very logical and patient conclusion to blow a structure thats older than himself with a fair bit of history into a million little pieces.
May I also remind you that all of the things he did down there either served to prove his point that yes, his parents are absolutely vile or just straight up cruelty for funsies. That is not a chill guy and defo not a 2nd chances man.
Also, creativity. Yeah. We saw him get a portrait done. Yk what he usually uses them for? Right! Fucking propaganda. Yk the paintings in his already scarcely decorated office? Yeah there's a safe hidden beneath all of em. That guy doesn't value art for arts or creativities sake, he views it as a tool. Even his own creations are pretty exclusively tools or to serve his purpose. Oh also, respecting the arts? Yeah that man killed multiple bards cuz it would suit his goals. How the fuck does he respect art in any way, shape or form?
So all in all, that guy is farther removed from Lathander than any other person could ever be. Goddamn Astarion is closer to that God and he's one of the coven that was nearly eradicated by that church.
But yk who he's close to? With whom he shares resemblance and who else has a sun motive?
Cyric. Also known as the Prince of Lies, the Mad God, the Dark/Black Sun, the Face behind the Mask or the Lord of Three/Four Crowns. So essentially all titles you wouldn't have a hard time associating with the tyrant that play pretends to be a devil, the mastermind behind the Absolutes Plot and the madman who aims to usurp the dead three.
Cyric schemed his way into godhood much as Gortash schemed his way into nobility. Listen I'm not the greatest fan of Abdel Adrian either, but that guy had to slay a bunch of Bhaalspawn and confront a whole ass god to become a Duke. Gortash somehow talked his way into becoming an archduke in 10 years tops while actively developing pipe bombs rather than defeating a lord of murder. He is a fucking trickster. And a perfect one at that.
Also, lord of the four Crowns? Yes. Gortash, as Archduke, does rank higher than the council of four. Yk, the 4 Dukes that rule the Gate? One may say the 4 heads of the gate, the 4 fucking crowns?
Lord of Three Crowns? Well look who it is, the man who wants to usurp and claim the dead threes portfolio for himself and ascent to godhood. The one who orchestrated the cooperation between the three chosen and kept somewhat amicable relations between all of em.
He even looks close to the mortal Cyric for goodness sake:
"As a mortal man, Cyric had a lean athletic build. His dark brown hair outlined a face of sharp angles, highlighted by crow's-feet eyes, a pointed chin, and hawkish nose."
That's Gortash. Like. That's how you'd describe that tyrant.
And yk what else? Gortash and Bane share a fuck ton of similarities too. If Bane takes possession of a mortal it usually drives said mortal absolutely mad in the end. Gortash is still relatively sane (oddly enough) so that guy probably wasn't possessed. Meaning Bane didn't screw with his looks nd shit too much yet and his parents do have some resemblance with current Gortash so yeah, that man has probably always been a carbon copy of Banes colours.
And funny bit actually, did you know Bane, yeah that Bane, is considered a saviour in some regions? A hero? Much like our lovely little tyrant is?
So anyway. I needed to get that off my chest. I wholeheartedly do not understand how anyone can look at Gortash and see anything regarding Lathander when he's the perfect hidden love child of Bane and Cyric and literally the only thing that could somewhat be associated with Lathander is the sun motif, but even so Enver Gortash is a false light, a dark sun and that's Cyric, not Lathander. That man is no hero, no matter what he says. He's using 'the good of the people' for his own selfish reasons and to justify whatever vile acts he may get called out on. A pretty standard thing not so nice people do btw.
And like. It's literally in his name, Enver = Luminous, GĂźrtaĹ = strong stone. His name translates to strong, Luminous stone. Yk those artificial glow in the dark stones. Artifical. Man made, like his robots. I want to scream-
Visual rep of what I just said:
#im cool im so cool about it#if anyone durge is close to lathander but even that only if u squint real hard#the dead three and evil gods in FR aren't as one dimensional as bg3 makes u believe#they're actually quite fun and well thought out#umberlee is officially an evil deity too#theres literally a pantheon that consists only of gods that represent natures wratch#umberlee is one of em#being evil is perfectly fine in FR!#anyway sorry this shit gets me heated lol#bg3#bg3 spoilers#enver gortash#bg3 gortash#lord gortash
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Limoncello - Chapter 6
Pairings: Nick Folio x OFC, Bad Omens x OFC
Word Count: 1.5k
Warnings: Fluff, cursing, one mini flashback, I didn't proof read half of this bc I hate myself, a stupid joke? or exchange??, like it's really fucking dumb i'm warning you.
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âTo get the full value of joy, you must have someone to divide it with.â ~ Mark Twain
Mountains of different shirts, shorts, pants, skirts, and dresses littered the floor in Maeveâs bedroom. She couldnât even see the floor anymore. When Nick had told her that he found it hard to believe that she owned anything black, she hadnât expected that the nail polish would actually be the only black thing she owned. She also hadnât realized that she had this many clothes. She growled in frustration as she grabbed yet another colorful article of clothing. She looked over to her vanity where her phone was propped up against the mirror, her best friendâs bored face covering the screen as she watched Maeve through the ongoing facetime call.Â
âPresley,â Maeve whined to her friend, striding towards the phone and picking it up as she anxiously ran her fingers through hair. âWhat do I do? I have nothing to wear to this gig.âÂ
Presley sighed and rubbed her eyes. âYour floor looks like the opening scene of Clueless. You have plenty to wear,â she started. âWhat exactly are you going for?â
âLikeâŚA rockstar girlfriend type of look,â Maeve sounded unsure. âAt least something that wonât make me stick out like a sore thumb.âÂ
Presley visibly held back laughter. âBabe, thatâs so not you. Youâre not going to find anything that fits the bill in your closet.âÂ
âWell what do I do? I canât go buy anything,â Maeve whined. âI have to be ready in an hour.âÂ
Presley thought for a moment, âDo you still have those dark green corduroy shorts?âÂ
Maeve nodded and set the phone down to dig through the closet once more. She found them relatively quick and put them on to ensure that they still fit. They did.Â
âGreat,â Presley approved. âNow just style those how youâd usually style them. Youâll look gorgeous. If that boy likes you for you, heâll think so too. Plus, itâs a dive bar. Donât overthink it.â
Maeve felt her face heat up at the mention of Nick possibly liking her. She hoped he did, but she continuously convinced herself that he was just friendly. Presley had been rooting for them the moment Maeve told her about him on the day the band moved in across the street.
âPresley!â Maeve beamed once she answered the facetime call. âI have new neighbors! Across the street!â
âIâm assuming you already went over there?â Presley questioned, knowing her friendâs tendency to be hospitable.Â
âI just got back from bringing them cookies,â Maeve confirmed. âItâs four guys. And! Theyâre a band. From what I can tell, they play pretty heavy stuff. Well, heavy for me at least.â Maeve rambled on with the biggest smile that Presley had seen from her in a long time. Maeve usually was one to get excited about meeting new people. But Presley could tell this was different.Â
âHow did it go?â Presley asked gently, trying to get more information about these neighbors and why they had her so excited.Â
âIt went really well! Theyâre all so kind! They loved the cookies,â Maeve giggled before she continued. âOh! Their drummer is really cute.âÂ
Presley watched as Maeveâs face turned bright red. âTell me more about this drummer.âÂ
âWell, his name is Nick. He seemed a little bit shy. But when we shook hands, neither of us let go when we definitely shouldâve. I feel really stupid for that. Itâs probably my fault,â Maeveâs smile faded a bit. âOh my God, he probably thinks Iâm so weird.â
Presley laughed and shook her head, âIf he didnât let go either, itâs probably fine.â Presley didnât say anything then, but she knew that Maeve had a crush and that Nick probably had one too.Â
Maeve dug through the clothes on the floor and in the closet looking for some very specific pieces. She grabbed a fitted, cropped white tank top, a thin brown belt, and some brown boots. After dressing herself completely she threw on a dainty, gold necklace and matching stud earrings. She backed up so she was in frame to show Presley. âThis is cute right? I donât think Iâll stick out like a sore thumb.âÂ
âSuper cute. Super you.â Presley gave her a thumbs up. âI love it.â
âCool,â Maeve nodded. âOne more question. Bubble braids?â
âOh, absolutely!â
After throwing her hair into bubble braids, doing some light, glowy makeup, and saying goodbye to Presley, Maeve grabbed her purse and made her way across the street. She smiled as she saw the garage door open the second she stepped into their driveway. âPerfect timing,â she thought.Â
Nicholas stepped outside first, his hair sitting messily in a bun on top of his head. He offered a tight lipped smile. âHey Maeve. Youâre still riding with us, right?â
âIf thatâs still okay with you guys, then yes,â she grinned as she approached him.Â
âWell, youâll be riding with Folio in the truck,â he explained. âAnd trust me, heâs more than okay with it.â
âOh you guys take separate vehicles?â Maeve tilted her head to the side.Â
Nicholas nodded, âYeah. The drum kit takes up a lot of space, so we have to.â
The door leading into the garage opened and Nick emerged. He seemed to be on autopilot as he went straight over to the drum kit without even glancing in their direction. As he began to prepare it for loading, Nicholas leaned over to Maeve. âWatch this,â he whispered. He cleared his throat. âHey, Folio.â
Without turning to look, Folio responded with a hum.Â
Nicholas tried to hold back a smirk, âMaeveâs here. Youâre not gonna say hi?â
Folio froze in his spot for a moment. His eyes widened as he finally turned around. His face had turned beet red in a matter of seconds.Â
Maeve tried to hold back a laugh, âYeah whatâs up with that?â She played along. âYou invited me and youâre not even gonna say hi?â He looked nervous, embarrassed and clearly didnât know what to say. Maeve couldnât hold in her laughter anymore as she walked over to him, âIâm just messing.â She placed her hand on his bicep and gave it a comforting squeeze.Â
His face settled into a goofy grin as he looked down at her, âVery funny.âÂ
âNicholas started it,â Maeve jutted her thumb to point behind her at Nicholas, who had a hand over his mouth still trying so hard not to burst out laughing.Â
Folio rolled his eyes as he turned his focus to Nicholas. âSince this is so funny, why donât you help me load this up?â
Maeve stepped to the side as Nicholas began to help Folio. Once they were far away enough from Maeve, Nicholas decided to tease him a little more. âYou are so fucking down bad,â he mumbled to him with a shit eating grin on his face.Â
âShut the fuck up.â
With all the instruments and equipment loaded up, they all left for the bar. Maeve sat in the passengerâs seat of Nickâs old truck and tried not to stare too hard at his profile while he drove. Nick was trying to keep his eyes on the road. It was proving difficult with how pretty she looked and how nice she smelled, so he kept stealing little glances.Â
He then realized how quiet it was. Even with the music playing from the radio, he still felt like there was an intense, awkward silence. He needed to say something. He didnât want it to seem like he didnât want her there. So, he began to talk about the first thing that came to mind. It just so happened to be a shower thought that heâd had earlier. âYou know dog whistles?â he asked her.
Maeve furrowed her eyebrows as she looked at him. âYeahâŚâ she trailed off, confused. âWhat about them?â
âSo, only dogs hear them, right?â
âI guessâŚyeah.â She had no idea where he was going with this, but she was curious enough to play into it.Â
âAlright. Have you ever heard of a death whistle?â he questioned, seemingly changing the subject.Â
âLike the Aztec ones?â Maeve asked. A smile began to form on her face at the strangeness of this conversation.Â
âExactly,â said Nick. âDo you think itâs the same? Like only dogs can hear dog whistles. Can only dead people hear death whistles?â
She bursted into a fit of laughter. âDefinitely not,â she responded. âHow would that even work? How do they hear it if they're dead?âÂ
Nick started to laugh along with her, âI donât know! Maybe their souls have ears or something.âÂ
âThat is the dumbest thing I have ever heard,â Maeve laughed, clearly amused. She lifted her hand to cover her mouth as she continued to laugh harder and harder the more she thought about the absurdity of the question.Â
Nick looked over at her fully as he laughed at his own stupid question and her reaction to it. Then he noticed her nails. âHey, did you paint your nails? Theyâre black.â
Through heaving breaths in an attempt to control her laughter, Maeve nodded. âYeah, I painted them last night. Thought it could be fun for us to match.âÂ
Nick swore he felt his heart swell at the admission and he was rendered speechless for a moment. âYeah,â he said softly, his own laughter long faded but a fond smile still present. âThatâs sick.âÂ
#bad omens fanfiction#bad omens fanfic#bad omens x oc#nick folio fanfiction#nick folio fanfic#nick folio x oc#limoncello series#sinkingteethinwhitenoise
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While I do think it would be great for celebrities to use their platform for Palestine, you have to admit it would be career suicide for many of them. Look at Scream actress Melissa Barrera. These people have worked hard to be where they are and they could lose a lot by being political.
frankly⌠i couldnt care less abt what they could or could not potentially lose. missing out on future career opportunities is not even anywhere close to people losing their lives forever. entire families being wiped out. yes it sucks that we live in a world where speaking up for justice and humanity means worrying about your livelihood but im not talking about working class pplâmany of whom are actively organizing and jeopardizing their lives and incomes btw. who CARES if chris hemsworth or zendaya donât land new roles in the next five year or if taylor swiftâs label drops her. every single one of these people have more money than they need, more money than anyone needs. and if they do get blacklisted so fucking badly that they never work again in their field⌠who cares! they can go back to school and get a degree. find a 9 to 5. stock shelves at the grocery store idc work like normal people. genuinely idk how many times and in how many different ways i have to say this but i dont care about how hard life could get for these people. who cares if a multimillionaire doesn't make more millions they wonât spend on anything real. they will be fine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but they value money and luxury over black and brown lives and that makes them shitty people. you cant convince me they have any integrity when they had to walk past a swarm of protestors and didnât have the decency to look even marginally ashamed. students are putting their futures on the line and these mfs are worried they might not make another hit. like get real. sorry to sound like a cunt but these people have no problem âbeing politicalâ when theyre telling the public to vote blue so idc they all suck and if u dont like acknowledging that then u suck too. and btw⌠a lot of people are more likely to support pro palestinian artists than not so they can shove that faux fear up their ass
#i know fuck all abt joe alwyn except that swifties hate him and hes pro palestine. guess who's side im on#macklemore meant nothing to me before october but he has my respect now#its NOT hard for these people to be on the right side of history so um. dont say this nonsense to me#palestine#anonymous#answered
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WOW (breathe)
WOW (breathe)
WOW (breathe)
Look, I saw it coming from about the halfway point. It was written on the walls and floor, and even little hints on the ceiling sometimes. Fuck, dude, it's written on the cover of the damn book. (spoilers below) GO READ IT. HARD RECOMMEND.
But a perfectly-executed twist has values besides shock to carry it.
The beauty of the twist at the end of The Traitor Baru Cormorant is the steadiness with which Dickinson shifts the narration itself to make you question whether you could have ever believed Baru was really with the rebels. Around the midpoint of the Haraerod summit, Baru's internal monologue--i.e. the narration--begins to betray small hints that she's trying to re-distance herself from the Aurdwynni. From there on, Dickinson makes these
HANG ON I JUST LOOKED HIM UP, HE WAS A WRITER FOR
THE TAKEN FUCKING KING??????
okay we're back
AND FORSAKEN????????????? TAIN HU = SJUR EIDO CONFIRMED??????????
okay back for real.
makes these little "slip-up" hints appear constantly and with increasing frequency throughout the latter half of the story. By the time they're gathered before the battle, Baru is all but admitting to herself that she's trying to end the dukes. Dickinson plays with the fact that his writing is so deliciously tight and refined that any teeny little "misplaced" word sticks out like a gunshot in a church.
I love it, OK? I love when authors know how good they are and play chess games in which their own mastery is the piece that lands the checkmate.
But really, once I had a little chat about this book (thanks @pillowfriendly) and established that it wasn't meant to be a mind-bending political drama, I picked it up and blasted through the latter half. So it was also a teaching book! I now have a better idea of how to assess what a book is trying to be when I start it.
Also, what the hell is up with people comparing this series to The Locked Tomb? What's the similarity there? I'm asking because The Masquerade can be compared much more directly to another series that infected me with a nearly identical flavor of brainworm: Red Rising.
Like... come on, man. I could draw a Venn diagram of plot points between the first Red Rising book and The Traitor and you'd have to break out a microscope to find the places they don't overlap.
Probably ice fucking cold take: Seth Dickinson's first book is about two miles better than Pierce Brown's. Red Rising (the book) takes a HOT sec to get off the ground and is just so incredibly derivative in its structure that I have a hard time putting it up on the pedestal that Dickinson has just effortlessly launched himself atop. I love RR in a deep, unkillable type of way, but the first book isn't... all that. I'm not unpacking that shit right now.
Anyway, yeah... The Traitor Baru Cormorant is an all-timer for sure. Elicited a lot of soft "oh...."s from me, which is about twice as much as I ever ask for.
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#18. Karenza Hawkins
Blessed with a rare gift, the eyes on you have ever multiplied; with every achievement and every feat, your admirerers grow. As a dancer, you spin in their ring. You reach out to those in wonder, and you help those who are weary, and you offer kindness to even those who would look upon you in jealousy. It is a dance you dance alone, but you have supporters you hold dearâyour friends who have ever encouraged you, and have built the stage so you can succeed. And with your calloused hands you reach for them; to pull them up, and to hold them near. It will take everything you have, and then more, but you have so much to give. And thatâs the scary thingâthat you can only give, and give, and give.
âkarenzaâ means love. "hawkins" means âlittle hawkâ
28, cis woman (she/her), romance: sure! she doesnât really think about it too much, but sheâd be flattered if someone asked her out. sex: sure! multiple partners is very fun for her. currently, sheâs a sexual partner to her two closest friends moria and jagoda, and she loves how close she is with them regarding that. preference: none, anyone is great and the more the merrier!
if sheâs anything, sheâs all legs; standing at 5â11â and is quite lithe and bony (itty bitty titty committee yknow?). her hair is cut in an asymmetrical bob and is carrot orange, standing out against her deep brown skin. she has a smattering of freckles, but only across her nose, and her eyes are a big, watery green, with thick lashes. sheâs honestly the embodiment of that uwu/pleading face and she has pretty, thick lips.
MEDIC. in fact, sheâs the most naturally gifted medic in all of terrae; able to perform the spell (that she herself created and perfected) known as the phoenix ritualâwhich literally means within a certain amount of time removed from death, she can raise them back to full health. this is because karenza has a CRAZY excessive amount of sana; the most that has ever been recorded in a personâwhich is 80 percent sana and only 20 percent ars. this should render her unable to use magic (since 30% ars is the threshold), but her excess of sana literally is so potent it spills out of her. literally. yâknow how every fucking disney movie or whatever has a scene where someoneâs magic tears bring someone back to life, similar vibe. karenza can heal people just by touching them. why her sana is so potent is up in the air, and frequently researchers still study her because they just donât understand her at all but sheâs just accepted that for some reason, the gods blessed her and she spends much of her time using her abilities for good. she studied at the most prestigious academy for medics in terrae, silverkeep but kept in frequent contact/visitation with her friends back home in kingsburrow. after she graduates, she takes the guild exam and joins the AGoE with kiba, moira, jagoda, and eryn.Â
karenza is a clumsy, head in the clouds type of person when it comes to anything outside of her medical expertise. sheâs very cheery and tends to try and see the best in both everyone and in every situation she comes across. despite having a natural gift, she is very, very about that hard work life. she is practically an encyclopedia of medical knowledge and she doesnât like people who donât give everything their all if they have the ability to. she really admires all of her friends, and sheâs both easily entertained and easily wowed. most likely to fall for a scam because she just believes people at face value and in that way is slightly naive. she just wants the best for everyone around her, a real sweetheart.
3 fun facts about them: sheâs lefthanded and while this may not be much of a thing, most spells in spellbooks tend to be oriented for righthanded folks, so sheâs started her own lefthanded spellbook for her own sake. despite her medical expertise, subortus isnât something sheâs the best at, but she studies every day to try and get better at itâshe actually really admires clear for how skilled he is with it. she has very sharp hearing and can hear things from up to 10 miles away if theyâre of a certain decibel range.
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Heyy!I had a tumblr break cuz uni and work have been eating me alive,so I am currently trying to work out my writer's block.To get in the mood,I would like to ask for your matchmaker abilities and choose smb out of the M6â¨ď¸đŠˇ
Welp,I am a queer girl (not good on labels tbhđ),mediterannean skintone,light brown eyes and light brown hair with honey highlights (that's the best description I could give sorry hehe)
Naturally I am an ambivert.When I am in a good mood I can get really social and I love humor in conversations it literally fixes my day.Usually the energetic one in groups in which I feel comfortable but I also value serioussness and deep talks and in one to one relationships.Can yap endlessly about any topic,I think however that for some people,that can be too much.
I have been told to be the therapist friendđ¤ , however mental health struggles and lupus, my autoimmune disease (invisible illness team yayy) can get the better of me sometimes,so there are moments where I get more introverted and need sometime to cool off from overthinking.I have had huge trouble with social anxiety,but I have learned to deal with it.Its a struggle,but I have made huge progress and I keep trying
I hate arguements and when tensions go high.I believe that if two people really care about eachother,wether that be friends,family,or partners,everything can be solved with civilised dialogue and respect.As you can imagine,conflict is not my strong suit hehe
I study architecture,and for a hobby I do theater classes,and ballet.Home hobbies are sketching, and writing,wether that be fics about my fictional crushesđđ or lyrics to help me vocalize my issues.
Rock music is LITERALLY my long lost dream.
That's all,I hope I didn't come off as a narcissistic for writing so much about mee.
WAITING FOR YOUR WISDOM DEAR MATCHMAKERđ¤
labels don't matter actually I just use them to know whether to match someone with the boys or the girls or both, but you said M6 so both it is
also don't feel bad for writing so much! the more people write in their requests the more detailed my matchups can be!
anyways, Julian!
Julian prefers to be in smaller groups, really preferably just the two of you, and he loves going back and forth between fun silly conversations and deep serious ones too. Julian would love your yapping, yap away, he's a very good listener. Although he does get a little spaced out sometimes just staring at you and thinking about how beautiful you are and how lucky he is and how he doesn't understand how he deserves you and then he has to awkwardly ask you to repeat yourself. Julian definitely is in need of a therapist friend sometimes but he also would be your biggest supporter when you aren't feeling as well. He'd let you take his bed in Mazlinka's little cabin and he's bring you special medicinal soup and give you lots of space to feel better. Or he'd stay and just cuddle or be there as a comforting presence if you wanted him to. Social anxiety isnt a problem for him, he's mastered the art pretending he's confident, so if you ever shut down socially he can handle it for you. He'd also be so supportive of helping you work on and improve it, it's like acting and he's great at that. He doesn't like conflict either, arguments and tension make him spiral and isolate himself, so he is not one to jump to causing tension. He may have a hard time communicating sometimes but he wants to and he tries to. He'd be so fascinated with your knowledge on architecture, whenever you'd be walking around he'd point out buildings and things and ask what you think about them. He also LOVES that you do theatre, he fucking adores theatre, he would love to take you to shows. He would encourage your sketching writing so much, he'd want to watch if you were okay with it, but he wouldn't mind if you weren't. He'd always be asking to look at your finished works too
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