#how down horrendous I am for him

[m-a-dragon]

All I’m saying is, put me in a room with this man and one of us is coming out pregnant, and it sure as hell ain’t gonna be me

[xxplastic-cubexx]

you open my Super Important Documents and its just pictures of charles xavier

[luminique]

tying a bow on lighter’s biceps……mwheeheh

ANON IM GOING INSANE THINKING ABOUT ITT trying to keep this sfw but just know i’d do more than tie up his biceps 🤭

i think he would question it a little when you come up to him with some rolls of ribbon in your hands. he thought this was something about ‘coquette’ that lucy had talked about the other day, so he initially didn’t refuse.

but now here he was in your shared room, shirtless while his eyes followed your hands. you had told him to relax, not to flex his muscle and stay still as you snipped a piece of ribbon off of the roll. you took his arm and began tying the ribbon around his bicep.

you checked in with him, asking if it was too tight. he was still confused but shook his head, letting out a low “no” right after. once you were done, you gave a couple soft pats on his arm. a pretty pink bow tied up around it, feeling satisfied with yourself.

“now flex your muscles.” a big mischievous smile on your face as you waited for him. at this point, he knew you were teasing him in some way but he’d at least entertain you.

it didn’t take much strength for him to make the ribbon pop right off, as if it wasn’t even tied on properly in the first place. “what’s this for?” his eyebrows raised as he picked up the ribbon. he pulls down his sunglasses just a little, his eyes capturing yours.

“just for fun. you’re really strong aren’t you, undefeated champion?” hearing you call him that with your oh so teasing voice made him weak in the knees. he pushes up his shades, trying to hide the blush behind them. you were already cutting up more pieces of ribbon before he could say anything else, not like he could say anything else without sounding like a lovesick fool. little did he know, you’d have a lot more than ribbons for him. stickers, cute bandaids and more were in your pocket but you’ll ease him into that…

[lifemod17]

mouse after getting cheese

The mouse after he got his cheese in the form of a plaque to celebrate the success of Too Sweet!!!!

[ph-cutie]

mean to me !!!

[7sharkie7]

You get these too

[snailcat69]

i need to thirst post about gabriel ultrakill is that allowed here i havent been here in months and im a starving child starving to death

[winepresswrath]

The thing about Crowley is that he already tried fighting* the system and the end result was his fellow rebels making a new system suspiciously similar to the old system with torture pits and demotivational posters in place of the aggressive hypocrisy and kardashiancore interior decorating. And then after that he decided to fight the apocalypse and the apocalypse thwarted itself with minimal involvement required from him. His biggest contribution was fucking up a simple handoff completely accidentally. His apparent belief that it'll all sort itself out without him or it won't and either way his involvement will be largely irrelevant to everyone but himself is pretty well founded. I'm sure by the end of season three he'll have learned a valuable lesson about how admitting that you want to make positive contributions to the world is something you can do on your own terms and not simply an exercise in opening yourself up to god's preordained judgement and hell's torture pits and but he's old and tired and has probably never been kissed let him have a very specific vision for his retirement.

*ok his version of fighting was probably just asking a lot of very annoying questions and then semi-accidentally joining a rebellion.

[mcdonaldsnumberone]

spoilers for romancing sebastian under cut

HE SAID YES 😻😻😻😻

[undisaster]

oh god i have a date tonight.

[mirkwood]

life is beautiful (aquired new blorbo)

[baeshijima]

im rewatching all the dr ratio scenes (namely the debate ones) and

[lifemod17]

this is the face of a mouse who is begging for cheese from someone shorter than him (aka everyone)

STOP giving me those puppy eyes ANDREW JOHN HOZIER-BYRNE!!!??

(i love him so bad)

And here is the mouse being grateful after getting his cheese from someone shorter than him (aka everyone)

[cescalr]

the brainrot is continuing. im making sims now. nobody would like to seem them though i’ll probably showcase them at some point anyway. when i like them. when they pass the vibe check 

[pomegranatepip]

KAIIIII

FIRST OF ALL thank you for tagging me in this

SECOND OF ALL YES HE'S SO PRETTY GOOD GOD i will forever be a brunette rafayel truther

Rafayel and MC's hands

[kavehayati]

Ppl be like oh injecting whatever drug into my veins or whatnot but for me I’m just injecting Kaveh in my veins

“I need him so bad😆” I need him in my veins 👹 now I’m not sure exactly what that constitutes and what me injecting him in my veins even looks like but I just know it’s something I have to do 😓