#how do u tag these guys. wah

[miimeeks]

woag.. them

[lewisvinga]

oh, thats not | alex albon x fem! verstappen! reader

summary; after some paparazzi photos come out, everyone goes into a frenzy thinking max is cheating on kelly. turns out, it’s just his sister, y/n, who is actually dating another driver

fc; kennedy walsh

warnings; cursing

notes; requested ! had to do alex 🥴

taglist; @namgification

masterlist !

liked by yourusername, kellypiquet, and others

maxverstappen1: my SISTER. look at my SISTER. she’s my SISTER. i was out for lunch with my SISTER for her BIRTHDAY and KELLY was in the BATHROOM.

tagged; yourusername

yourusername: why these pics of me couldn’t u have chosen something cuter

maxverstappen1: you forced me to watch spongebob square pants bc your little boyfriend got you hooked on it, deal with it

yourusername: he is taller than u actually 🤓

yourusername: the fact yall thought i was dating max is so disrespectful to me, how dare you guys think i’d date someone who looked like THAT🤢

maxverstappen1: WE���RE LITERALLY TWINS????!!

yourusername: wah wah

username: omg it was his sister ???😭

username: but the girl was blonde???

yourusername: dyed my hair orange hours later + the photo was weeks ago + but max is so obsessed w his cool little sister that he always takes pictures of me🤓

maxverstappen1: no it’s bc you do dumb shit all the time

kellypiquet: appreciate everyone’s concern but y/n’s like my sister 😂🩷

yourusername: love you & p 💓 ( not max )

maxverstappen1: i can’t believe i shared a womb with you.

username: wait she’s so funny😭😭

username: LMFAO IT WAS HIS SISTER THE WHOLE TIME??

username: she’s so pretty but she has a … boyfriend 💔💔💔💔

alex_albon: interesting ‘little boyfriend’ you mentioned…

maxverstappen1: hilarious, right?

username: suspicious…

liked by yourusername, maxverstappen1, and others

alex_albon: MY girlfriend. my GIRLFRIEND. she is MY GIRLFRIEND..

tagged; yourusername

yourusername: ALEX THE 4TH PICTURE?? WHY’RE YOU ACTING LIKE MAX

alex_albon: ur just so silly n cute

yourusername: awwww😞

maxverstappen1: but when i say ur silly you hit my head

yourusername: you call me a dumb bitch. there are levels to it.

maxverstappen1: well yes, you are a dumb bitch!

yourusername: oh that’s not

maxverstappen1: STOP CALLING KELLY TO MAKE P DO YOUR EVIL DOINGS

yourusername: love you BOYFRIEND

alex_albon: love you GIRLFRIEND

username: AND SHES DATING ALEX??

username: omg is that her cat😣😣

username: wait they’re so cute

kellypiquet: come by for dinner soon! maybe this time without max threatening you?

alex_albon: without the threatening would be nice, he’s just salty that i’m taller than him and that i’m dating his sister

maxverstappen1: ur not good enough for her + i am a 3x wdc + L + ratio😝

yourusername: ur both LOSERS whom i LOVE in different ways🙄🙄🙄🙄

username: alex and max’s comments have been so???😭😭😭😭

[safe-from-sharp-teeth]

Ayo! I haven't answered asks in FOREVER, so it's time for some spring cleaning :) Also answering other stuff, like what I've been up to.

If you sent an ask and it's not here, sorry! I may have deleted it because the prompt required too much work of me and I wasn't feeling it, or I was uncomfortable.

Let's gooooo !

Firstly - where have I been? Work REALLY picked up in a way I wasn't expecting over the last...4 months? I was working double and often triple the hours I was used to. With work, vacations, random illnesses, and many video games I got a bit too obsessed with, this blog took a backseat. Plus, sometimes I get disinterested in vore when obsessed with something else. Sometimes, that lasts months, and it did this time.

But now I can confirm that work will FINALLY chill for a long period of time. I'm free! And more motivated than ever! Wahoo! Thanks for your support ALWAYS.

Next big question - when am I going to do more of my story? The one with Asyr? AHHHHHGHHGHH this story has consumed my life. I think about it daily. I dream about it. And yet I'm not as comfortable writing as I am drawing, so writing is a slow process that my perfectionist ass struggles with. I can assure you that there is a story in the works - and I am working on it at a snail's pace.

Okay, ask time...

@ponyluvesonic09 AYO maybe I'll make a full ghost pred pros/con list for you, because that sounds awesome! Kir//by is one of the silliest canon preds out there. Honestly getting eaten by him would be like getting vored by a vacuum, LOL. Galaxy tummy!! Imagine a prey floating around in one of those item bubbles all grumpy. Thank u for the ask, this is good stuff.

no. ( /・・)ノ

UWAGHHHHH I LIKE HER!!! Never played O/verwat/ch but what a gem!! I have a random fondness for centaur-like preds nowadays. She looks so cozy. THANK U I LOVE HER!!!

@tiger9o0 I have not played r//ain w//orld or know what it's about, LOL. Looks like a platformer? Man, I'm terrrriiiiibblleee at those. But whoever this is on the cover, I LIKE EM. A+. (That might not answer ur question shdjbghkjg SORRY)

@heimkoheimkofan LOVE THAT I GOT THE ROBOT ENJOYERS AFTER THAT ONE POST....YES yall are so right and I'm so wrong for just hard metal robot tums. I will rectify my mistake soon I PROMISE. Also oh! You were the one asking about stomachs other than elemental ones! IVE HAD THAT IN MY DRAFTS FOREVER IM SORRY AHHHH. I REALLY love your imagination with tums and you've inspired me to think of some awesome environments! THANKS

@fastfur07 BWAH?? Ugh I'm all over the place when it comes to art. Some pieces take 30 min (like the zangooc I drew at the top of this post), most take 2 days. Some really hard drawings like my wolf bat creechur from a few months ago and my shrimp from last year took a month. THANK U??

We're going back so far that I think this is about my naga oc (which I'm in the midst of redesigning cough cough). For him, he would never tolerate being prey, extremely unwilling bahaha. In general, I haven't thought much about naga or snake prey! I get the appeal of slurping up a noodle, but I just prefer human prey :)

@fastfur07 you fiend, you always give me the best drawing ideas. UNFORTUNATELY, I didn't have time to draw something for this one. BUTTTT....

(i've had this next one in my drafts for forever)

then i had a silly comic. I'll post the wip here because I won't finish it, so enjoy bahaha.

@blizzaria123-blog THANK U im rapidly melting into a puddle from ur words

@mrpotatomanversionsix relevant. i will continue drawing them 4 u

?!??!!??!?!??!?!?!??!?!? how dare u enter my ask box with this blasphemy

@sfwsillynoms WAH!!! you!!! I'm currently redesigning my naga oc but when I finish I'll tag you, if you're still around! And he can 100% be drawn with ur preysona :)

@mystorl i am SO late to this, but SMART. I like it. I shall give my lil guy this friend. I just want to let u know that I see this and it's wonderful and I will do something abt it.

I remember this ask made me laugh a ton when I first got it. thank u. idk why I find this so funny

@sillylilprey IM CRYING RIGHT BACK AHHHH this is an ancient ask, but thank u! hope you're still enjoying!

@terrytheinsane finally, the last ask in my askbox. I love it. You have been wronged with how long it took me to answer you. I have gained knowledge from your ask. THANKS

AND THAT'S IT!! Thanks guys, I hope to make you proud! Feel free to send more asks, and hopefully I will answer in a TIMELY manner.

Goodnight! And remember: Nice Vore ᕕ༼⌐■-■༽ᕗ

[tothemoonandbacklove]

The tags chiru pls I will cry 🥺🥺

Day was mastt my lil cousin sisters are done with exams aaj dono free thhe so we played cards and these guys gave me some tea. Also one of them is learning Indian classical music so I got to discuss some stuff with her. Kal inn dono ko bahar lekar jaaunga thoda pamper karunga fir shaam ko wapas college aa jaaunga :D

Wbu how was your day? *Giving you chocolates*

-🍜

AHHHHH BHAIYYA HIII🤩🤩🤩

sorry this took me so longg to answer I'm kinda blind😔😔

wah bhaiyya looks like ur doing lots of mauj masti🤩🤩 glad u enjoyed bhaiyyaaaa

my day was mehhhh😔 paper dekh ke mood kharab ho gya aur apka ask dekh ke mood teekh ho gya hehe

AND CHOCOLATES THANK UUU!!!!💗💗💗

[istherewifiinhell]

character opinion bingo!! rottmnt donnie, draxum, and cassandra 🥺

BESTIEEEE HELL YEAHHHHHH. my writting gets worse in my excitement please persue the alt for clarity. OUR FIRST TRIPPPPLEEE BINGOOOOOOO

[ALT] DONIIIIIEEEEEEEE MY BOYYYYY my special special shaped boyyyyyy. everyone is wrong i THINK ive disscussed. his autism doesnt present like urs or some other guy just cause u realise hes autistic. HE LOVESSSS HIS FAMILY. he has VARIED interest in hugs and textures and flavours and cleanliness. the fandom meanness isnt actually that bad MORE. they looooove to hit him with the angst hammer. well. by all means. scraped s2 and 3 EPSIODESSSSSS GUH. hessss a botantist hessss going on a journey with his mystics hissss ARCSSSSS. WAH. best donnie design we all know this. u can like other ones (I DO!!) but we all know hes best. look at his eyebrows. groovying donnie still my discord icon <3. I WANT EP WERE HE PASS AWAY. the sacred text. IS LITERALLY ABOUT HIM. DID i cry at rise movie i think so. ALSO. famously. well i never know if any of u know. BUT bnf super popular au comic. I DEF CRIED.

HAVE I MENTIONED. how much of a perfect addition he was to turtles character villian/ally roster. HESSSS SOOOOO GOOD.

[ALT] HES THE HOT VILLAIN REDEEMED BABY TRAPPING GOAT MAN!!!!!!! he was evil and scary and evil and scary and used and then pathetic and wet and then running this lunch room like the navy and then PROTECTIVE COOL DAD. in a hot robe. actually maybe the au evil draxys have calmed down now. or i just check the tag less..... HE WAS. suppose to HELP HIS KIDS. with their MAGICS. there was an EP he was supposed to help RAPH they were supposed to BUILD UP as a FAMIBLY. CRIES FOREVER. hessss so silly hes such a perfect fun cartoon villian i have EVEN more opinions than previously about the laws of cartoon villians. which is that if their fun they can do whatever they want. this is not a contradiction. its the purpose of a cartoon. sorrrrrry sorrrry mr cena sorrrrry i really want to hear his villian song with the second va. think he woulda had the range. tho i dont know. silly bastard man.

(sung like sweeny todd joana) I SEEEE U, CASSANDRA.

[ALT] HER NAME IS CASEY JONES SHELL BUST UR BONES

broooooo. BROOOOOOOOOO. THEY MADE CASEY A CRAZYYYYYY 18 year old GIRL DUDEEEEEEEEEEE. and then REPLACED HER IN THE MOVIE. forrrr normiessss. WITH SORA???? shes a great turtles character fake out moment shes a great CHARACTER. its GREAT that she gets added to the group by being mentored by splints cause he sees a upset child hes like. well no thats not good. DO U KNOW? what ususally happens with caseys and aprils in TURTLES?? U GET ME??? crazy girl 4 crazy girl. she issss SO silly. shes drawn and written and VOICED soooo fucking spectacularly so perfectly executed. frankly. where the hell else are u getting a female cartoon character this buck wild. es arcee... maybe. kdjfgnjdf. WE SHOULDA GOTTEN MOREEEEE. she and raph were gonna be the best of fucking bros U_U. they would fucking BREAK. EVERYTHING <3. her fucking gay dads and their cupcake shop. etc

[shirogane-oushirou]

OMG RENNIVERSAY???? HAPPY ANNIVERSARY AGAIN YAYYYY GUSH PASS IF U WANT HEHE 🎫🎫🎫

😭💕💕💕 THANK YOU NIIICK!!!!!!! for both the oushiversary and the renniversary (and honestly all of the time), your tags on rbs make me so giddy and emotional and i'm always so thankful ;w; wah.

i have a hard time expressing just how much ren has done for me this past year so... it's rambling time ksjdnfjk...

[pet death mention] my baby boy cyrus had lost his battle with cancer just a week prior to The Dream. i won't ramble about him here, but he was my biggest support when home life got fuck-y; losing him was like losing a part of myself. [/pet death mention end]

unfortunately i didn't have much to focus on afterward... i was trying to keep busy, but the art parties i'd been attending went on a long hiatus shortly after this, and while i TRIED vrc for a bit i found The Social Anxiety meant it wasn't the best choice for me ;;

and then i had this long, cinematic dream, about befriending and getting flirty with a dorky, fruity scientist from the c.dc (lol. lmao. i would NEVER!!!!! that's the very first thing i changed about him KJASNDKJN) who was fun and goofy and was so so loving to his niece who followed him around everywhere ;w;

and then he did a little villain heel-turn after being infected by a sentient parasite (also lol. lmao. my brain trying to bully me and make me feel bad... but it does it in the form of a cute bisexual man? 🥴). and of COURSE when his niece and i acted afraid of him he did the whole "i'll destroy everyone powerful in this city. and i won't let anyone or anything harm you." thing and i just OOUGHHHH. there's more to it than that, and i don't want to ramble TOO much, but he was so clearly twisted-justice-but-loves-people-so-hard core. that's the good shit ughhh.

and so! according to the document timestamp, i woke up at 5:45am, opened my ipad, went into procreate, and went to town scribbling down a vague idea of his face and mannerisms before passing out again. i KNEW i didn't want to forget this guy; i immediately felt he was special. most of my ocs come from dreams in some form, but he was already almost fully formed. The Ideal. To Me...

and when i woke up for real, i spent the day nailing down his design. and i was Officially Doomed from then on u_u

he's changed SO MUCH in the past year (just the fact that i had to revive his supernatural villain form as a separate AU a few months ago is proof of that KJANSDKJN)... as have i. he gave me someone to focus on as i healed, a reason to continue drawing in spite of the aforementioned art party hiatus, pushed me to join the selfship community For Real, lead to me meeting so many people and making so many friends outside of my teeny tiny a-couple of-friends-from-college circle, helped me appreciate the oc creation process and AUs so much more, pushed me to do monthly art challenges that i haven't done since before i fell ill...

and just... made me love myself more. made me appreciate the things i didn't like about myself. helped me realize the potential of selfshipping in general, to be a tool to see oneself as deserving of love, even if it takes making a fictional character play messenger between the self-doubt and self-acceptance bits of your brain.

i likely would have just stayed in my own little corner -- my quiet little oushirou blog that i didn't have linked anywhere, chatting in stream chats but not talking to any chatters outside of that -- if not for ren. i've met so many people who have similar struggles! different struggles! similar and completely different interests! gone completely outside of my comfort zone and found such a good circle of people who uplift each other!! HELL, my art blog has multiple times the followers as i have here, but they only ever interacted with my umi.neko art LMAO -- here it feels like we all want to support each others' art and writing and other creations and rambles and and and.

and it's because ren gave me a reason to make that step. start tagging things, start following people and reaching out, chatting with people who reached out to me... he's genuinely changed my life for the better. ;w; i don't think i'll ever be able to express just how thankful i am that he came to me at the exact moment i needed him most. i love him so so much rghhhrgh. gripping him in my fist and kissing him all over his face forever and ever. 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕

[steelycunt]

love the sirius talk he really is just so all over the place in fact I think one of the reasons I like r/s as much as I do is because of the fact that genuinely no body else knows sirius as well as remus does no one else knows exactly how kind and cruel he can be and through it all remus is still obsessed with him. even when he doesn’t know if he’s a good person or even when he thinks he’s a terrible one and same honestly he’s got me wrapped around his finger even if I wish he didn’t. and I’m always thinking about that scene in POA when he’s talking to harry about the ministry administering the dementors kiss and he doesn’t want sirius to get the kiss even though he doesn’t know he’s innocent yet, or just how emotional and jumpy he was whenever sirius was brought up at all.. and then how completely cold he was to peter when he learnt the truth. even though he loved him once like family and spent 12 years mourning him he’s completely unattached and cold to peter but he’s spent 12 years hating sirius and still couldn’t detach himself from him. he had 12 years to move on and he just! couldn’t! he’s obsessed!! i love the way that they didn’t have the kind of relationship that could withstand anything cause they’re barely able to keep themselves together let alone a relationship and they were just always in the worst circumstances but no matter what they always came back to each other. it’s like the complete opposite of destined lovers or whatever it’s called it’s like they weren’t supposed to be together but there was nothing the universe could throw at them that would make remus not be completely consumed by sirius no matter how much he might hate him or how long they were apart he could never move on. it reads like such a Tragedy, reminds me of that post on here that’s like the love was there even if it couldn’t save the day or didn’t make a difference in the grand scheme it was there and that’s what’s important. he was nothing short of devoted to sirius truly the Best sirius is the one through remus’ eyes cause he could look at this insufferable posh asshole and know the hurt he could evoke better then anyone and be in a constant loosing fight against fucking fate itself and still go ‘yeah he’s worth it’

hii yes especially love ur point about remus' varying responses to peter and sirius when he thinks they're each the traitor!! insane!! and such a testament to how inescapable his feelings for sirius are like. that's it that's the whole thing he could never manage to rid himself of it...twelve whole years and he couldn't cut it out of himself they're just SO. yeah. they don't by any means fix each other but they need each other anyway because honestly the alternative is just as bad. they are just as useless without each other. remus went without him for twelve years and that still did no good. i don't like the term soulmates nor do i necessarily believe in higher powers/the kind of predestination that might be implied by the term fated, but i don't know what else to call them they're just stuck with each other. and there comes a point where they are sooo tangled up in each other's lives--that mary oliver quote about not knowing where to drop the knife of separation--that everything will inevitably come back to each other. time and the course of their lives ensures that they remain the only two people who could possibly understand each other, and in that way they're sort of fashioned into soulmates. not in the sense that they were predestined but that they had little control over how absolutely their relationship consumed them both, past the point of choosing to love each other when they were fucking. sixteen or something.

[currebunz]

An appetite for destruction Ch.3 [JJKxreader]

Your first involvement with Jujustu Tech had been tagging along Gojo. Yaga had asked to meet with you personally to assess your ability. But Gojo abused this chance to show you off to his students.

“This is Gojo (y/n)! My lovely child!” he beamed.

The girl with glasses didn’t look amused at all, the other three simply stared.

“Hey, what’s with that reaction? You guys should be all like ‘Ehh~! Sensei has a kid~?’ or ‘Wah~ So cute~!’ or something” Gojo complained.

“It’s not that they aren’t cute, rather…” Panda began.

“What the hell are you doing bringing your kid here? HAH?!” the girl shouted.

“Salmon roe” the white-haired boy nodded.

“They don’t look at all like you…” the shier boy said.

Gojo remained stone-faced as if he froze on the spot.

“I’m not actually his kid,” you said as you gave them your real name.

Gojo flinched but cleared his throat.

“Anyways, I just wanted you all to meet since they will be your kohai in the upcoming year” he explained.

Maki was the first to introduce herself, heading over to you.

“Let me know if he does anything weird to you, I’ll take care of you” she began.

“Salmon roe” the one you were told to be Toge had introduced himself.

“Certainly, we will make sure you are relocated to a safer location” Panda agreed.

“U-Uh, you guys!” Yuuta said nervously.

Gojo was leaning against the wall, staring forlornly (blindfolded) out the window.

“Ah, my students and child have turned against me. Adolescence…” he murmured.

After meeting Gojo’s first years, you were glad to understand that he was ‘just like that’ as Megumi put it. Despite his demeanor, you could tell he cared about his students. Enough that he had them watch over you when he was called away. While you were waiting for Gojo and his students to return from a meeting, you saw a large man with shades approach you.

‘Remember, stranger danger! If you see someone you don’t know, you tell them your papa is the strongest sorcerer!’ Gojo’s voice echoed in your mind.

Yeah no, you were in junior high now. You didn’t need to wait for Gojo.

“Oh, it’s you. Gojo’s kid” he began.

“Not his kid,” you said without thinking.

The man let out a hearty laugh.

“You aren’t giving him any slack either then? Good, someone needs to keep him on his toes” the man grinned.

For some reason, you felt like you could trust him.

“S-So, who are you?” you asked.

“I’m Masamichi Yaga, the principal here,” he said plainly.

Suddenly, you felt an overwhelming sense of pressure, the kind where you knew you were up against someone strong. Like being caught by a wild animal with your pants down.

‘I-Is this the final boss???’ you thought to yourself.

“Hey, stop making that sour face. I’m not that scary” Yaga said immediately.

After he pulled out some snacks and candy, you started to calm down. Yaga didn’t mention he had learned from Gojo that food was the best approach for dealing with you.

“How do you like Jujutsu Tech? I mean so far?” Yaga asked.

“It’s kinda old, feels like I’m not in Tokyo at all,” you said dryly.

“That’s out of my hands, the elders decided that. But aren’t you more comfortable with that? I heard about you from Gojo” he continued.

You stopped chewing.

“You mean the shrine? That place was different than here, I feel like I can hardly breathe with all those….things walking around nearby” you said.

“Things? The curses?” Yaga asked.

“No, the curses I am used to but…” you trailed off.

How could you say this without making him mad?

“The sorcerers, it feels so suffocating with them around. I’m used to Satoru, but the others feel so cold…” you confessed.

“I understand, even I find it to be suffocating” Yaga agreed.

A moment of silence passed before Yaga spoke up again.

“‘Satoru’, is that what he has you call him?” he asked.

Your face scrunched up into a displeased look as you shook your head.

“He says to call him ‘papa’ or ‘daddy’ like I’m five years old. I call him Satoru because I don’t like calling him Gojo” you explained.

“Why is that?” he continued.

“I don’t like the Gojo clan,” you said simply.

Yaga didn’t have to inquire any further. Even he understood the risk Gojo had taken in adopting you. It was bad enough that you weren’t a blood heir, but they weren’t even sure you were human.

“Well, just so you know. Despite the stiff elders, you can find a home here. It’s a big bigger than the shrine you stayed at” Yaga reassured you.

A home?

But you already had a home.

“The shrine wasn’t my home, gramps was…” you muttered under your breath.

A loud jovial laugh cut through the silence and you raised your hand to stop Gojo from grabbing you.

“There! You! Are! I was worried when I didn’t find you back in the classroom!” he exclaimed.

Even though he was talking, he was still pushing back against your hand in an attempt to touch you.

“I got bored waiting and ran into the principal” you sighed.

“Oh? Yaga! Nice for you two to finally meet. I told you, cute as a button huh?” Gojo put his full weight on you as he draped himself over your shoulders.

You tried to pry him off but his height and weight made that nearly impossible.

“Yes, I can see why you two are so close” Yaga replied.

-----

It was beginning to get cold and Gojo made sure you were bundled up. Purposely bought a long scarf so that the two of you could share. Although, you bought your own with Tsukimi when the two of you had gone shopping for Megumi’s birthday. Gojo had brought you to the school more, wanting you to get familiar with his students. Particularly, Yuuta.

“He’s a bit fragile right now, but I think the more people he has around the stronger he will become. You could also learn a thing or two from him” Gojo had teased.

You had watched Maki turn him into a boomerang several times, what were you supposed to learn?

Even so, Panda and Toge had been inviting toward you. Panda claimed you two have a special bond and for some reason, you could sense what Toge was saying. Maki was a bit stand-offish, but you could tell she was the first to warm up to you. She always patted your head and did things like take you to get drinks without you asking. You could tell she enjoyed this the most.

A few times, you joined them in sparring, but you were hardly a match for them. You only had the little bit Gojo had trained you in and that wasn’t enough to combat Maki. At best, you could keep away from Panda or trip Yuuta.

“Kelp” Toge greeted you as he pressed a cold water bottle to the side of your face.

“Gwah!” you jumped to your feet, stepping away from him.

“Sneak attack successful!” Panda cheered.

Today was supposed to be the same as always. You had been waiting at the steps to the school for everyone else. You were too anxious to walk around alone. Maki and Toge didn’t mind walking around with you, but Yuuta was usually the one to walk aimlessly with you through the halls. The first few times, he was genuinely lost, but after a while, you noticed he would take you in circles.

“Hey, keep your eyes on your opponent” Maki scolded Yuuta as she landed another hit on him.

He had been distracted by your scream and looked in your direction. You pouted, feeling a bit bad you caused him to slip up. But then Gojo appeared again.

“I have an idea! Why not show them that new thing you did?” he grinned as he walked over to you.

Now all eyes were on you as everyone waited to see what he meant. It wasn’t like you were hiding it from them, you just didn’t see the purpose of it.

“‘Kay” you chirped.

You put your hands together and a cloud of smoke surrounded you. When it cleared, everything had become much bigger for you. Panda made a surprised sound, his paw coming close to covering his mouth as he looked down at you. Maki and Yuuta’s eyes were wide, it was hard to tell Toge’s expression from where you were at. After all, this form made you only as tall as a puppy.

“Ta-da” you cheered lazily.

“Waaaah! Isn’t it adorable?!” Gojo cooed.

You kept your eyes on his hands, they were making grabbing motions as he came closer. But before Gojo could pick you up, someone else grabbed you. To your surprise, it was Maki.

“M-Maki?!” Yuuta exclaimed.

“Huh? I-I don’t know what came over me but!.... The fur is so soft…” she said with a light blush on her cheeks.

Although she was crazy strong, Maki was holding you gently. You didn’t mind it, but there was something off about being treated like a pet. Even Toge was petting your head.

“Salmon” he agreed.

Yuuta looked hesitant but ran the back of his hand down the side of your fluffy cheek.

“Warm too, they’re like a blanket!” he gasped.

You couldn’t help but soak up the attention, finding it better to come from your senpais instead of Gojo for once.

“___! I didn’t think you would come for my place as the cute one!” Panda wailed.

“Ha? What are you talking about?” Maki barked.

Panda looked sullen, but even he couldn’t refuse that you were adorable.

“Now we have a fox too? Fox and Panda duo sounds great!” he grinned.

Gojo pouted, floating around the group as he tried to get close to you.

“Okay, okay. That’s enough, let daddy get in there too” he sulked.

None of them paid him any mind, resulting in him using his skills to swipe you from Maki.

“Hey! Put me down!” you yipped as your tiny paws beat against his hands.

“Never~” Gojo said as he rubbed his cheek against yours.

As the others watched on, Yuuta was the one to say it.

“I see why he suggested it, that was an excuse to do this,” he said.

[bigboobyhalo]

Were u dropped on ur head as a baby bruh some people don’t wanna see tits out who the fuck gonna think to blacklist “bare chest”😭 not safe for work doesn’t mean inherently sexual

"wah wah wah look at me I don't even know how to filter tags on tumblr even though "bare chest" is a very common trigger tag on the site." you're a fucking big boy you aren't a baby you can add a new tag to your filter list. do i need to treat you like a kid learning to ride a bike? c'mon sport you got this buddy you can do it you can add that new tag to your filter list I believe in you little guy

[yeongwvnhi]

For your birthday.

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Pairing - none,, platonic (fem reader + Jungmo & Minhee) | genre - fluff, angst if u squint | warnings - food | word count- 726 | tagging - @jellyside-diary just for u my bb♡ | Disclaimer - I'm not very much into cravity (and only wrote this because Nini is my friend and I wanted to give her something for her birthday) so I probably won't be portraying their characters very well, but I hope you still enjoy this piece <3

This is written mostly in the point of view of the two boys!

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It wasn't unusual for others to see you with your two best friends every second of the day. You were classmates and have been friends for such a long time, it's almost impossible to catch anyone of you alone. 

Why? 

Because both guys don't trust the other one with you alone. Their jealousy is actually quite hilarious, after all you're like a sister to them. But still they make it some sort of competition every time. 

"Pssst" Jungmo hisses at Minhee in the hallway, you have already gone ahead to talk to your other friends. 

"What?" Minhee replies and looks at the older guy. 

"What do we do about her birthday party?" 

"Uh-" Minhee pauses. "Actually… I don't know" 

Jungmo gives him a deadpan look. "Look- How about we work on it together?" 

Minhee turns to see where you are before focusing back on Jungmo. "Fine" 

"Guys!" You excitedly call and come to a stop between them with an excited smile. "Wanna hang out after school?" 

Jungmo and Minhee exchange quick glances before giving you an awkward smile. 

"You see" Jungmo starts. "Minhee and I gotta do something after school actually" 

"But!" Minhee throws in after seeing your dejected look. "Let's hang out in the evening! Promised!" 

You give them a pout but agree. "Okay" 

"We're sorryyy~" they say in unison and give you a group hug. "It's gonna be worth it!" Minhee adds. 

"Alright, okay, I believe you!" You chuckle. "I'll be leaving first then" 

"Get home safely~" They say and wave, making eye contact as soon as you're out of eye and earshot. 

"Okay Hyung how do we do this? Have you planned something?" Minhee asks. 

Jungmo sighs. "Of course I have" 

"Wah you're always so well prepared" the younger one sulks. "Okay but back to business. Should I bake a cake?" 

"That's a great idea, you can do that. Let's head over to my place to get everything ready" Jungmo nods and Minhee follows him. 

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"You idiot! You're supposed to hang it up here and not there! Now it looks crooked!" Jungmo nags at the younger one like a mom. 

"Oh my God can you chill? Do it yourself then!" Minhee hisses back and sticks his tongue out. 

"Fine, I will! Go back to your cake!" Jungmo groans and shoves the younger one towards the oven. "It's about done" 

"Ooohh" Minhee gushes as he takes out the cake. "It looks perfect! Hyung, where is your powdered sugar?" 

"Uhh top cupboard on the left somewhere" The older one replies while putting the garland in the right place. 

'Happy Birthday' is spelled out in big capitalized letters and pointing right towards the door. 

"Ah that looks better now" Jungmo nods, proud of his work. "Did you find what you need?" 

"Mhhm" Minhee hums in agreement, concentrating on getting the frosting to have the perfect consistency. 

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About one and a half hours later, the two boys finished your surprise and freshened up. 

"We really outdid ourselves here" Minhee says with a smug grin. 

"Yeah" Jungmo nods along. "Let's call her to come over" 

"On it~" Minhee chimes, phone in hand and swiping right to call you. 

"Hello?" 

"Hi Y/N!" Jungmo and Minhee greet you, phone set to speaker. "Can you come over to Jungmo Hyung's place like, right now? Or should I pick you up since it's late?" 

"Uhm yeah" You reply after a few seconds, "it would be great if you'd come pick me up" 

"Okay~ I'll be there in 10!" Minhee says. 

"Thank you!" You happily chime. "I'll hang up now to get ready" 

"In a bit!" Jungmo adds and you chuckle before hanging up. 

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Jungmo took care of a few little details after Minhee left, pushing the cake in place, pulling the tablecloth in place and prettying up the couch. 

Shortly after Minhee enters the apartment with you in tow, eyes covered by his hand. Jungmo nods at Minhee and the younger one removes his hand from your eyes and stands beside Jungmo. 

"Happy Birthday our dear Y/N!" They chime with smiles on their faces. "Minhee prepared some cake for you!" 

"And Jungmo Hyung took care of the decorations!" 

You tear up at their effort and run to crush them in a group hug. "You guys are insane" you sniffle, making the two chuckle and pat your back. 

[majicmarker]

so i’ve had a lot on my mind lately — the good, the bad, the ugly, you know the drill. i’m used to the bad and the ugly, but i think (and ofc by my therapist’s rec) i need to give a little credit to the good, too. not to mention the good is largely comprised of people, and those people deserve a sports stadium wave, yk? idk shit abt sports, whatever, but i know what the wave is and it’s like the grandest gesture i can think of, SO

listen, y’all. to get real here, i hate fandom. my time spent therein has been hit-or-miss, but the misses got me hard and contributed to some major self-loathing, etc etc. we’re not gonna get into the specifics, i don’t owe that to anyone, but suffice it to say things got Rough.

but so much of it can be so, so good. and rn i want to keep on my rose-colored glasses, and the rosiest parts for me have always been @kitten1618x and @mygutsforgarters

(quite a few others, too, but i no longer have everyone’s info. and some ppl are newer friends, or relationships that have moved more slowly. i have mad love for u guys too, obvs, but ik melissa and gus irl so we know each other More and they’re who this post is rly about atm. pls know i don’t want to harsh on anyone’s feelings)

the tl;dr version of events is i met them both via fanfic. i happened upon theirs like “bitch!!!! **i** wanna do this, they’re bomb as hell” and then i made them be friends w me. they’ll tell you they wanted to be friends w me first, but that’s not important bc **i** am the one making this post, so they can both like,, suck it.

ANYWAY.

@ melissa : so bitch listen. here’s the thing abt melissa…… i found her while browsing jonsa fic back when i cared abt GOT, and she brought me back to what i loved so much abt romance when i first started, way back in junior high, what’s up. i bad a fascination w historial romantic epics for a loooooong time — those formative yrs, amirite ladies??? — but girl i could never write it so well as melissa. immediately she struck this balance between the drama you expect from historicals and the levity of a good romance, and i was just like, “hand to god this woman must be published already, surely???”

(she’s not, but that’s ridiculous so we’re gonna skip that)

(also she’s busy?? we’ve been friends for like six years and i will never know how many kids she actually has, but the point is she’s a goddamn superhero and i’m obsessed w her, MOVING ON)

i just Had to be her friend for two reasons: 1) she’s too talented, and b) i have said that abt 2 ppl my entire life and she was the first, so i was like, “AH YES MY HOLY GRAIL”

so ofc i slid into her DMs just as effectively as that one guy i had a crush on when i was sixteen and he’s still shooting me texts every valentine’s day bc of the societal pressures i guess (it is Far Less Effective these days, he’s my age and therefore too young for me, gross, but i digress), except me and melissa go way stronger.

she reminded me of why, half a lifetime ago, i started writing romance — bc it’s fun, bc i want to. bc i can do absolutely anything i want, bc who else is gonna read it but me and whoever i share it with? it was all up to me what i wanted to do with it, and i could do anything. nothing really mattered but what i wanted, and i hadn’t felt that way abt anything in such a long time — let alone abt something i used to love so much.

melissa’s writing is so beautiful, it’s everything i wanted to achieve when i was fifteen and never got around to perfecting. and i’m totally okay w that now, bc what do i need to do myself that she’s not already doing/wants to do in the future? when i found melissa’s writing i found a missing part of me — a part i’d maybe lost, maybe i gave it up, idk, but it was totally gone until i found her fics and they fucking clicked. i had to reach out bc there was a part of me that was a part of her, and she helped me find that again w/o even knowing it.

so i found melissa via GOT, and from the start she’d been trying to get me to write some bethyl. years and years, she dropped not-so-subtle hints — and by “hints,” i mean legit directives that i watch just enough TWD to write her some beth/daryl fic. real crafty, she is.

eventually the stars aligned: i was bored w the same dynamics i’d been writing for years, i wanted smthn new, i was restless, i was line editing a bethyl fic she’d written, and — again — this shit clicked. her fic made me want to explore this dynamic i’d never done before, so i watched the prerequisite episodes (no more than that tho, i super hate the show and i’m begging y’all to not @ me abt it anymore). i found smthn that i’d been missing, smthn that challenged and excited me and brought me back around to why i love romance and, more importantly, why i want to write it myself.

so as i was starting to write bethyl, i was poking around the ao3 tag to get a feel for what had been done, what hadn’t, anything i might be missing. and goddamn BAM —

@ gus : this is where u enter dramatically thru a red velvet curtain that i don’t wanna touch (Metaphorically bc you do romance better than me and i’m cool w that bc your talent simply Cannot be touched, and Literally bc i hate velvet) — i was like, “please for the love of god let her want to write contemporary romance, i need some good fckin food”

i happened upon “doo wah diddy diddy” first. ofc the summary hooked me, forget my usual hard no against pregnancy fics (i have issues w pregnancy and that’s all anybody Needs to know, back off), but This Bitch !!!!!!! has a way with words and i wanted to be friends w her straightaway. lmao too bad for her, now she’s stuck w me

gus’s fics gave me what i wanted without having to write it myself. her style is so distinctive, she hits the notes between porn and Actual Affection that is missing from uhhhh, every romance i’ve tried?? (why is everyone so intent on the sex part?? fckin chill. at best it’s unrelatable and at worst u sound like u’d rather wear someone than fuck them, check urself)

she writes w such care, she wants you to know what she’s doing here, and what she’s doing here is combining the physical and emotional needs of both characters w/o infringing on anyone’s comfortability. you root for these characters bc they simply want to be together, no strings (and if there are strings, damn, they talk abt it).

gus makes you believe in love in the modern age. like, not to sound like one of those ppl who post fckin “no one in this generation knows how to love!!!1!!11!!” memes on facebook, those are dumb, but gus’s writing made me think “yeah man, love ain’t dead, it’s just abt how we approach it.”

(if y’all haven’t guessed yet, i have some hang-ups abt relationships. i’ve goddamn earned those. but melissa and gus both brought me back to where i needed to be — in this place where, yeah, we’ve got some shit to deal with, but we all still deserve the things we want, and those things are achievable. i could not have gotten here without them, so jot that down.)

gus is Real, she’s funny, she’s unapologetic in the way she writes. ofc she has her personal hurdles, but who doesn’t?? and tbh nobody writes a sex scene like gus does. physical, realistic, but balanced w the emotional depth that makes you root for these characters bc you can Feel how much they want each other — not just sexually, but in the less-erotic aftermath of that passion. it continues to blow my mind, bc i’ve never seen anyone do what she does. i can’t even pinpoint the specifics, bc she just… Does It. and you’re reading it like “yeah bitch that’s it,” and That’s It.

it’s fckin wild.

these two — my best friends, the lights of my life, both of whom always make me crave chicken tenders at THE most inconvenient hours bc somehow we always talk abt chicken or ice cream or ultimately DQ, but they're both so hot idec — have something special.

i really, really want them both to know that: it’s not just in how they’ve treated me as a friend, but who they are as people, in their creative pursuits. i’ve never known support the way they’ve shown me; i’ve never known this much enthusiasm or investment or belief that i can do what i want with my talent. i want them to know that i feel the same way abt them and their works.

sometimes, when i look back at their writing that completely kicked my ass, i still can’t believe that they’ve become two of my best friends. it’s totally bonkers. they’re This Talented, and they wanna be friends w my spastic ass? GIRL. i’m out.

i’m not always the best at being present, at giving people what they need when they need it. but with everything that melissa and gus have given me in the past few years, i need them to know this — honey!!! i need all y’all to know this, bc i know fandom shit is hard, but you should know some of these friendships are so, so worth all that bullshit, so —

they have so much to give, so much to say, so much to offer. i could not have kept going without them. i couldn’t believe in myself without the faith they’ve given to me. i hope that i can always give that same faith right back.

and that, babes, is what real soulmates are all about.

[lewisvinga]

ultimate wag | alex albon & lily muni he x fem! reader

summary; alex and lily soft launching their relationship with y/n but everyone keeps assuming they’re friends, so y/n takes matters into her own hands to hard launch

fc; various girls on pinterest

warnings; suggestive comments

taglist; @namgification

notes; requested! ALEX AND LILY ARE MY SHITTT, i am actually so in love w them both , they’re soooo🤭

masterlist !

liked by yourusername, alex_albon, and others

lilymhe: thailand 🌴⛱️🌊🛥️🇹🇭❤️

tagged; yourusername, alex_albon

yourusername: got a sunburn 😞 but 100% wanna go back😩

lilymhe: i got aloe vera gel i got u pretty girl

username: ALEXLSKD

username: her friendship w y/n is so cute! and i love how alex is close w her too!!

username: couples trip ft y/n😭

alex_albon: cool

lilymhe: u were the least cool out of all of us

alex_albon: wah wah

yourusername: she’s right you were

carmenmmundt: i miss you girlies!! we need to link up soon !

lilymhe: YES i’ve miss you too😢

yourusername: girls trip this time?😁

georgerussell63: not you guys keeping the bad bitches out

alex_albon: how rude!

liked by lilymhe, yourusername, and others

alex_albon: recharging 🔋

tagged; yourusername, lilymhe

yourusername: lils was thinkin’ hard

alex_albon: thinking hard or hardly thinking

lilymhe: you both know what i was thinking about 😼

yourusername: oh!

alex_albon: there are children (logan) here, lily!

logansargeant: oh! 2x

username: idk yall i’m not feeling the 2nd picture

username: the way y/n is holding onto alex and lily???? seems more than friendship to me😭

username: nah she’s always been cuddly, that’s how she is i think

landonorris: did you fall

alex_albon: wtf no

yourusername: liar! i have a video of it!

landonorris: SHAREEE

username: alex and his gf and his gf’s gf

username: lily is stronger than me bc if my friend was holding my bf’s face like that, we wouldn’t be friends anymore

lilymhe uploaded to their story!

[caption 1; happy birthday, pretty girl💗💗] [caption 2; too tired to walk in her heels😴 ( told her to not wear the ysl heels bc we were going to walk a long distance 🙄 )]

alex_albon uploaded to their story!

[caption 1; happy birthday, sweet girl🌸] [caption 2; my girls post 2 bottles of wine]

liked by lilymhe, alex_albon, and others

yourusername: f1 driver bf x golf player gf = the ultimate wag ¿

tagged; lilymhe, alex_albon

alex_albon: the ultimate final boss wag

lilymhe: I CAN TAKE HER I CALL DIBS FIRST

alex_albon: lily wait THATS NOT EVEN FAIR??

yourusername: lils called dibs sorry 😕

alex_albon: love you, sweet girl❤️

yourusername: love you, my best boy💗👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨

lilymhe:wow we are all so hot liked by yourusername!

username: so true

lilymhe: my pretty girl!! love u💓

yourusername: love u lils😣💗

username: OHMYOGSIDJ

username: my parents

username: goodness gracious

username: whatta sexy couple

username: alex winning at life w 2 pretty girls by his side

yourusername: u hear that albono?? alex_albon means stop being mean

alex_albon: you only call me mean because i try to limit your coffee intake 🙄🙄

lilymhe: BOOO

logansargeant: ur bf was mean to me today btw☹️☹️☹️

yourusername: i’ll protect u from alex_albon 🤺

alex_albon: u americans are snitches😕

username: i’d do anything to join this throuple

username: this is so weird

username: womp womp , they’re happy so who cares liked by yourusername, alex_albon, lilymhe!

username: i didn’t expect this at all

username: bye i thought alex and lily were monogamous this whole ass time

username: im literally like 😦😦😦 bc since when were lily and alex poly???😩

username: OOMF ON TWITTER WAS RIGHT?

[punkcherries]

get ready to rrrrrumble

jesus christ this is a long ass submission so uh puts it in a read more also puts my txt in bold so its easier to read 👍

Right, so I’ve just read everything that happened in the last few asks you got and I’m just gonna sit down and tell you this right now. You better strap the fuck in because this is long and if you’re not gonna read it, shame on you, because all of this is specifically about YOU and the problems people have with you (the people Blu mentioned). First off, I’m not Blu, so don’t go and start calling him names in your server because you’re finally, FINALLY, being called out on all the bullshit you do. I used to be your friend, I left on semi-good terms, and this entire thing is going to explain WHY I left + why you need to square the fuck up.

sounds like fun whoever u are

You need to get your shit together and seriously change yourself, but of course you’re not gonna do that, because you’re an incompetent piece of shit who has your head so far up your ass you can’t see all the things you do wrong. You act like you’re the person who suffers the most, and that anytime anyone is rude to you it’s THEIR fault, not the fact that you did something terrible to someone or that you started some drama. I’ve been fed up with this shit for months, and have been hesitant to say anything directly to your face, because you don’t even know me that well and we hardly talked. We did interact a few times, but those few times were absolute hell to me, because I must have literally retracted some kind of disease just from being near you. You are the fucking EMBODIMENT of tumblrina, and it’s so fucking sad because you weren’t like this before (based on what a few others have told me).

the use of tumblrina here is jus makin me laugh ur a funny guy buddy but i feel like my past self is worse thn my current self like past me participated in cringe culture so like ew

The way you talk? Absolutely fucking horrid. Sit the fuck up and talk like a normal goddamn human being. I’m here to talk to you, not to decipher some 57 commas and abhorrid shortening of words. Jesus fucking Christ Sombre, I can understand Internet slang and cutting some words up, but you fucking butcher the English language so bad it literally sounds like a toddler having a stroke while mashing at their keyboard. It’s “that” not “tht”, it’s “thing” not “thng”, it’s “something” not “smth”, and for GOD FUCKING SAKES IT’S “THE” NOT “TH”. ARE YOU LITERALLY SO FUCKING LAZY THAT YOU CAN’T EVEN TYPE “THE”, A THREE LETTER WORD. I don’t give a shit if you’re talking like this to sound like an anxious uwu tumblr piece of SHIT, it sounds fucking IDIOTIC and it’s an ABSO-FUCKING-LUTE PAIN TO READ.

language is fake and is mostly just sounds we give meaning, im very sorry if you have trouble reading the way i type and id be more than happy to try and not speak to you like i usually do to everyone else if you just asked politely and talked it out with me (tho the idiotic part is accurate im not very smart lmao)

SPEAKING OF YOUR TUMBLR, LET’S TALK ABOUT YOUR UPSET.TXT TAG. If you think anyone is gonna pity you, SPOILER ALERT! THEY’RE FUCKING NOT. Unless they’re your shitty “friends”, NOBODY fucking gives a shit, alrighty? Speaking from my perspective and a few others, nobody’s gonna see this venting on their dashboard and give two shits. Unless they’re your mutuals, they won’t care and it just leaves a bad impression. It’s pathetic how when ANYTHING negative happens to you, you decide to take to Tumblr to boo hoo crypost about it. You wanna vent? You wanna cry yourself to sleep? Cool, talk about it on your server, NOT FUCKING TUMBLR, WHERE LITERALLY ANYONE CAN SEE IT. This is just like how Facebook used to be, you see these posts of people posting personal shit and getting bit in the ass for it later, YEAH WELL THAT’S WHAT’S HAPPENING TO YOU RIGHT NOW BUDDY. DON’T LIKE IT? DON’T FUCKING VENT ON TUMBLR.

i rarely vent on here dude like?? do you see the time gaps between the posts in my vent tag? its also my blog so i can post whatever i like as long as im not hurting anyone yo, plus the point of venting for me at least isnt to like get attention or sympathy its to let off some steam not to mention most to all of my vent posts are vague as hell so like…. why do you even care though?? if i get bit in the ass then thats my problem not yours

Right, so let’s talk about your “im gay” tag too! You identify as male, correct? That’s cool! Congrats. But you’re not gay if you clearly show an interest in girls. Doesn’t matter if they’re fictional or not. Your “im gay” tag is filled with girls (Bismuth, some anime girl, pinup girls). NEWSFLASH ASSHOLE! You’re male, those are females! Opposite genders! That means you’re NOT GAY! WOAAAAAH! So who are you to be reblogging and posting all this shit about how hetero people are the devil, hetero people are the worst wah wah, when you yourself identify as a guy and clearly seem to be interested in girls, even if just a little?

dude i used to identify as nonbinary i only recently started identifying as male, hell i used to identify as female ages back so like? the posts in that tag are most to all old and i do realize my attraction to girls isnt gay, hence why ive only been referring to my attraction to dudes as me being gay post-male identification i guess

Speaking of all the heterophobic shit you reblog, have you not considered it could make some of your followers feel absolutely terrible? I’m bi myself, I like both guys and girls, but holy FUCK when I see that shit on your blog it makes me feel guilty for liking guys at all! Is that how you want people to feel? Whether they’re pan, bi, or straight, that shit’s literally so fucking damaging and it sure as hell hurts to see! And don’t throw that “some of those posts are jokes” bullshit at me, because guess the fuck what! They may be jokes to people who aren’t hetero, but they sure as hell don’t seem like jokes to those who are! How would you feel if I made a joke that was even SLIGHTLY negative towards homosexuals? Wait, no, don’t answer that, because I already know how you’d feel. You’d get pissy, you’d stomp your little baby feet over to Tumblr, and then crypost about it, saying you’re facing homophobia and being harassed blah blah blah.

HETEROPHOBIC IM LAUGHING…. buddy…. pal…. heterophobia is fake and im very sorry if those post make you feel bad as a bisexual person (im also bi so) but heterophobia isnt actually a thing, comparing jokes directed at straight people to lgbtphobia is inherently lgbtphobic as it compares little jokes most to all directed at bigoted/ignorant straights to something that can often result in the actual literal death of hundreds of people for their gender/orientation- that doesnt happen to straight people dude

Also: you don’t have autism. Were you officially diagnosed? Because I’m gonna be real fuckin’ honest, it doesn’t sound like you have autism. You sure have something, hoh yeah, but it’s sure as hell not autism. You put your “autism” up on a pedestal and act like it’s one of the only things about you, like no hunty, your mental illness doesn’t define you. Nobody gives a shit, okay? Your mental illness isn’t an excuse to act like a literal fuckface, it’s not an excuse to treat people like shit, and it sure as hell isn’t an excuse to blame everything on others and make yourself out to be the good guy because “my autism made me anxious or forget things ;w;”. This is the exact kind of tumblrina thing I’m talking about, people on this goddamn website act like their mental illness is the only quality about them and that not being neurotypical makes them special. NEWS-FUCKIN-FLASH, it doesn’t. It really doesn’t. You don’t see me using my mental illness as an excuse for my actions, because I actually step the fuck up and take responsibility for shit I’ve caused. My mental illness does not define me. There’s more to me than that. You need to realize that your fake-ass autism isn’t an excuse for you to be a fucking asshole to the people around you, and that your actions do have consequences. Stop blaming others for shit you’ve caused, stop calling people jackasses when it’s YOU who’s insulting people and twisting the truth, and for the love of God tell your white knights of friends to shut the FUCK up if they don’t know all the details of a situation.

i was technically diagnosed albeit in a nontraditional fashion (a psych at our middleschool was the one who diagnosed me) and i have never defined myself solely by my autism nor have i used it as an excuse for my fuck ups, ive literally apologized and stopped doing the things i did since the blu incident, i recognize i fucked up there and i apologized and i havent done the whole lying out of anxiety thing since, also my white knights of friends??? YOURE the one coming into MY inbox to tell me how shit i am after i blocked blu i literally just want this to be over leave me alone dude

Alright, so now that we’re done talking about YOU, let’s talk about your fandoms. You like Osomatsu-San. Okay, that’s fine. What’s not fine is how FUCKING obsessive you are about it. There’s nothing wrong with liking something and being attached to characters, making art of it, having a blog, reblogging it, talking about it, that’s okay. That’s okay! But you? You fucking hold the characters so close and act like they’re your own characters. You get upset when something doesn’t go your way in the show. This was evidenced by how many times you’ve complained about episodes (guess where? upset.txt) after they’ve come out. That anon about the straight joke? You got so heated over that, didn’t you? Saying Chibita was “out of character”, BITCH, what do you fucking know? He’s not your goddamn character! The writers will write him however the fuck they want. It’s THEIR fucking show, it’s THEIR fucking characters, and it’s THEIR decision of who does what and who acts like what. There’s a VERY thick line between canon and fanon, and you can’t seem to distinguish that AT ALL. You merge your shitty headcanons with the canon universe, and when something doesn’t go your way, you FREAK THE FUCK OUT and go crying about it in your server or on your tags.

youre blowing that ONE FUCKING POST so out of proportion ive never complained abt ososan in upset.txt outside of MAYBE episode 4 and that would be because of the NONCONSENSUAL SEX SCENE i KNOW my headcanons arent canon i KNOW that the chibita/snowtoko complaint was MINOR and i fucking LIKED THAT EPISODE A LOT!! i didnt cry i just felt that based on how the staff have characterized chibita up until that point it was a little jarring to see him react like he did THAT IS ALL! what the fuck!! how would you even know what i talk about in my servers!! youre obviously misinformed my guy!!!

Lemme tell you something, Sombre: Karabita isn’t canon. OH SHIT! I SAID IT BOYS! THAT’S A FUCKING CURSE ISN’T IT!! No, sorry, sit the fuck down and suck those tears up, because it’s true. It’s not canon. It isn’t. You grasp at straws to say it is, but it isn’t. Chibita wore somehing blue? Oh shit, it’s Karamatsu! He’s clearly in love with him! No, sorry honey, that’s not how it works. Of course Chibita would feel pity on him and let him stay with him (ep 24), because who wouldn’t? That doesn’t mean they’re dating. Karamatsu may be the most bisexual person ever, but he sure as hell isn’t dating Chibita (at least, not canonly). Speaking of Chibita, you need to stop acting like any other Matsu x Chibita ship is literal hell. They’re not. There are some decent ones out there, and although they’re rarepairs by now, they’re a lot better quality than the Karabita bullshit you spew out.

me saying karabita is canon is a joke, and my disdain for non karabita matsubita ships is based half in coping reasons and half in chibita has literally no chemistry with the other matsus and seems to not like any of the other bros at all whereas hes actually shown some level of tolerance or interest in karamatsu

While we’re on the subject of non-canon ships, Atsutodo isn’t canon either. Fuck’s sake, they were on screen together for 10 damn seconds. Yes, I’m aware there’s card art of Atsushi and Todomatsu having a meal together, but they’re very clearly not dating if Todomatsu is still going out with girls and holding their hands etc. Oh, speaking of Todomatsu: Your trans hc of him? Generic as fuck. He’s not trans. Call me a transphobe, I don’t give a shit, but he’s not trans. Look at the -kun animes. He’s a guy. Where in his life would he have magically been a girl and then go right back to a guy? The time span between a 12 year old and a 21 year old isn’t long enough to allow you time to transition. In that day and age, it wasn’t even acceptable to be transgender. So none of the Matsus are trans, get that out of your head. Get those “autism hcs” out of your head too, because I KNOW you hc Kara and Jyushi as autistic (and I’m aware you used to headcanon Ichimatsu as autistic too, but we’ll get to that later).

i know atsutodo isnt canon i never said it was all the “x ship is canon” jokes are about karabita and theyre jokes dude, i just think atsutodo would be cute. why the fuck do you even care about my trans hcs?? theyre HEADCANONS they dont HURT ANYONE and like dude there are trans children out there….. stop being a fuckface about simple headcanons what the fuck.

Lemme tell ya something. Karamatsu sure as hell isn’t autistic. Literally the only reason you headcanon him as such is because you yourself claim to be autistic and because “uwu he’s m fav,,,, i relate to him,,,”. Also, I realize “jyushi is autistic xD” headcanons are common, but JESUS FUCK it’s time for them to die. Jyushimatsu is just bizarre in and out, it’s his personality and his way of life. If you’re gonna hc him as autistic for his personality, you’re obviously ignoring his physical abilities. What about that time he cloned himself? Grew different sizes? What about how he seemingly has no bones (tentacle arms)? But oh, let’s ignore that, because he’s always got a smile on his face and he has a childish personality so DURR HE’S OBVIOUSLY AUTISTIC. Also, you used to headcanon Ichimatsu as autistic, but as soon as you started hating him you threw that headcanon out the window. This is PROOF you only headcanon your favorite characters as autistic, and that’s some of the STUPIDEST shit ever.

literally just let people headcanon what they want if it doesnt hurt anyone, im sure in canon theyre not autistic but this is HEADCANON. and is this also to imply that just because a character can do bizarre thing with theyre body they cant also be autistic?? what the fuck does that have to do with anything??? and i didnt throw my autistic ichi hc out the window because “i hate him” i dont even hate him im indifferent to him i hate his fanon incarnation because its stupidly out of character and one note, i also didnt even drop the autism hc for him i feel like he definitely 100% could be autistic but i just dont think about it as much because i think about other characters more than i think about him

Oh yeah, I’d love to hear why you hate Ichimatsu so much? Shut up, I know it’s because “hhhh he abuses kara” but that’s fucking wrong. Listen, Ichimatsu isn’t exactly my favorite either but at least I don’t make him out to be a fucking asshole to Karamatsu. All of the brothers have treated Karamatsu like shit at one point or another. They’ve thrown things at him, ditched him, called him names, ignored him, it’s a fucking trope in the anime that Karamatsu was the one to get hurt. Sure, season 2 has kinda turned that around, but the whole “Ichimatsu is bitter to Karamatsu” thing is the dynamic between them. They DO have moments where they’re not onto each other, though. See how Ichimatsu followed Karamatsu into the woods? Remember the episode where they switched clothes? They didn’t kill each other neither of those times, did they? And yes, I’m aware Ichimatsu has hurt Karamatsu at times (the bazooka, I think smacking?) but he doesn’t LITERALLY ABUSE HIM. You don’t see him kicking him around, PUNCHING HIM, HITTING HIM, EVERY SECOND OF HIS LIFE. Yes, he calls him names. Yes, he’s threatened to hurt him (“I’ll kill you, Shittymatsu.”) but he’s been stopped or HAS stopped every time. If he really was so intent on hurting Karamatsu, don’t you think he wouldn’t ignore his brothers and hurt Karamatsu anyway? But no, he didn’t, and he stopped each time he grabbed Kara. That’s because the entire “Ichimatsu despises Karamatsu” thing is a GAG in the show. It’s meant to be funny. It’s not meant for your negative ass to label it as abuse and then boohoo about it every time Ichimatsu is mentioned. That’s not a valid reason to hate a character, hell, even Karamatsu’s seiyuu said in a Doramatsu CD that Karamatsu was just comic relief. And if you’re gonna look for a reason why Ichimatsu dislikes Karamatsu, consider the hinted and well-supported reason: Ichimatsu “hates” Karamatsu because of how confident he is and how he can always be himself. Ichi is insecure. Ichi is antisocial. Kara, on the other hand, can express himself and show how “cool” he is. Consider that Ichimatsu wants to be more like him, hence why he said he’s the “number one Karamatsu boy” in that one episode.

okay this is just ridiculous i DONT HATE ICHIMATSU and i KNOW its a GAG, i KNOW they get along sometimes i KNOW all the brothers have shat on kara I KNOW THIS abuse takes many forms though and in a more serious anime the way the bros treat kara would probably be depicted as abusive, but it isnt a serious anime so its a gag and i understand that thats FINE, did you even watch the ichimatsu incident? ichimatsu got plenty fucking pissed off at karamatsu and stuff and the “number one karamatsu boy” nonsense was him being concerned about how karamatsu might think of him as such not him calling himself a karamatsu boy, and yes i know the whole ichi wants to be cool and confident like kara thing i understand that but even so that wouldnt logically excuse his bitterness toward kara but again, its a gag anime so its whatever, youre also ignoring the facet of his disdain towards kara being in part because kara is also vain and ichi finds this annoying and thinks kara is fake as hell because of it there was something in i think a magazine where the bros are all asked what they think of eachother i think and i THINK ichi said something along the lines of him not liking kara because he fakes being nice for the sake of his own ego or something (which is likely ichi just having a negative image of kara rather than that actually being the case because i dont think karas that smart but who knows i dont!!) so like y’know

In conclusion, I would like to say you need to shut the fuck up and chill with your fandoms and headcanons, realize headcanons aren’t canon, and also get your head out of your ass. You’ve done so many wrong things and need to stop blaming them on others. You’ve lied, insulted, and put the blame on so many of your old friends, you’ve avoided people who you deem “toxic” (simply because they have different opinions than you), you think people can’t form their own opinions, and you don’t back up your friends when they’re getting shittalked. You act like an assoholic brat and cannot, for the life of you, open up your eyes and see this. You’re lucky the dicktwats on your server are there for you, because if they weren’t, you’d be all alone, and honestly? That seems pretty good at this point. Fits you perfectly.

i know headcanons arent canon, i know ive lied (though ive really only insulted people who were dicks to my friends and maybe blu which probably not a good thing but i mean hes also insulted me so?? even i guess??) and i regret that, im more honest now and try my best to show kindness to people who have done me and my friends no wrong, ive only ever put blame on blu i literally dont blame anyone else for anything, i dont avoid people i deem “toxic” i avoid people i dont get along with because if i dont get along with them then theres no reason to talk to them im gonna let them live their lives, of course i think people can form their own opinions what on earth are you talking about???? when did i not back up a friend when they got shit talked?? i dont remember that but id like to deeply apologize if i ever did, unless youre talking about when someone in my server insults blu over ykno… him not leaving me alone and harassing me when ive done nothing but mind my own business since the incident, then while it was kind of uncomfortable for me because i felt it was the wrong thing to do i couldnt exactly muster the words to protest it. im very sorry you feel that way im always trying to improve and i like to think that im making some level of progress in being more sensitive and kind to those around me. but also dont insult my friends they didnt do shit weve been minding our own goddamn business this entire time blu is the one who started it back up again.

Now, go back to crying in your server and soaking in self-deprication, fuckass.

yknow i get the feeling i know who this is but i dont want to jump to any conclusions so, uh, okay! see ya my dude :0c

[peachingboy]

bnha l/n II chap 5 (PILLOW FIGHT) translations

Chap 5: Over the top

t/n: pillow fight part only, the arm wrestling part of this chapter has already been kindly translated by lovemeteorstrike [x] enjoy!

“Commence the pillow battle!” At Iida’s signal, masses of pillows were being flung around in their recreation room, though you couldn’t help it, but the use of pillow meant the lack of power and force in their attacks, though there were still some sort of impact made when they landed a hit.

“ku---!” That was an opening, right at that moment they were able to land hits, with attacks coming from every unsuspected angle. The multiple pillows being flung around were troublesome, it was a hectic push and pull event of offensive and defensive attacks.

“oooah, as expected from everyone!” Iida being engrossed in his role as referee was exceptionally moved by everyone’s performance, it has already been several minutes since the start of the battle and not one person has yet been outed, 

“Midoriya! To your right!”

“ ! ! ! Thanks Tokoyami kun!”

“Chi-”

Tokoyami was looking out for Izuku’s blind spot, enabling him to evade a strike from Honenuki while in the near distance a flying Bakugou had his own pillow, aiming a hit at Tetsutetsu.

“Die you iron guy!”

“What the- Bakugou!”

Baa! Tetsutetsu was able to stop the attack head on just as a man should, however it only prompted Bakugou to go in with another on.

“Eat this!”

The tag team plays and the violent attacks kept continuing, it was no longer a pillow fight you would be able to call ordinary.

“This is amazing, as the teams battle, you can definitely simulate up a range of different scenarios, you can us five pillows to increase your chances of an attack even on defence. While attacking and defending you have to find the balance, that’s the kind of tactics we must look for...” Izuku started up with his usual mumbling again as he throws his pillow, while Todoroki played king and catch. 

“Midoriya, leave your thinking for later.”

“Ah- sorry!”

“Concentrate! Shitty Deku!” 

An extra five minutes had passed.

“The scores are tied!” Iida exclaims, moved by everyone’s passionate display. In the end no one was able to get anyone out, this was to be expected, it was normal for the hero department to arrange practices where the kids had to move around like this. they were definitely trained to not lose so easily.

“Hey, what do you think?”

“One more time, let’s do it one more time!” 

It felt like everyone had reverted back to being elementary students again, the guys were all swelling up with excitement. Whatever thing they started, it was always going to be fun..... however, whatever they did want to do, they could never reach an agreement, thus always end up losing interest; someone would drop out, then a second, then a third, then a fourth...

“o------i, hurry up and decide on the match!” and like that, the onlooking B members began to jeer, jumping up and down.

That was to be expected, even the other members were thinking the same, but having a full blown pillow fight after training would end up exhausting them.

They wanted to hurry up and reach an agreement, however, it was becoming impossible because none of them would agree! But that with being said, leaving it as a tie here would not be accepted as well.

This is how the mind of guys work... suddenly something had come to mind, after some pondering, of course... this is it!

no use of quirks....

Thus, the 5th round of the pillow match begins!

“Take this! Strong arm canon!” The attacking pillow from Tetsutetsu was caught by Bakugou, the frustration in his face was obvious.

“Bastard, I was thinking this earlier but your naming sense sucks!”

“WHAT?! It’s cool!”

“It’s like those old fashioned fighting games!!”

“Nah! It’s gotta be like king of explosion kills, it’s gotta have alot of explosions!”

That was the hero name Bakugou thought up during class that one time, however it was rejected as a result because it was very un-hero like.

“haaaaaa?! IT’S COOL THOUGH!”

Just as a livid Bakugou was about to strike his pillow, flickering sparks could be seen lighting up in the palm of hand. 

His quirk; explosions. 

The flickering sparks from his hands happen at his sweat glands, where he produces a nitro like substance, subsequently leading it to explode. But right now, due to the training, his sweat glands have expanded alot... not to mention with his irrational thinking!

“STOP! Bakugou kun, the use of quirks is violating the rules!”

“It wasn’t on purpose! I can’t help it when it comes out! Those were his words, the several guys waiting on the side had a sudden realisation. 

That’s right... if it’s not on purpose, then it’s fine.

“My apologies, let the match resume!” From the start of Iida’s response, Tsuburaba’s eyes began to round up as he begins to shift the air in the atmosphere. It’s not like he’s doing it on purpose if he just coughs up a bit right? Pretending to cough, a small breath was released, a transparent circle began to form in the air.

Tsuburaba’s quirk; hardening air.

The ability to harden air, he could create walls and steps.

“This is bad, you were being careless just now.”

“You can’t help but have accidents sometimes right!” Tsuburaba was conspiring something, Awase was able to climb upon his transparent circle with a dazed Kouda focused on the coagulated air, when a sudden pillow got to him!

“!”

Nearby Ojiro was seen jumping and flying about, catching pillows with his tail.

“Tsuburaba kun! Ojiro kun!  The use of quirks are violations to the rules!”

“Sorry! But I gotta deal with this first right now!” Right in front of a trouble Ojiro was Bakugou who had an evil grin plastered on his face.

“I get it... if it’s an accident you can’t help it right?” And like that, with a huge swing, Awase eyes were met with a flickering explosion from his palm.

“Accidentally die!”

“u.------!!”

Taken back by Bakugou’s sudden attack, Awase let out a breath hardening the air in defence, blocking the force of the explosion in time.

At that moment, a pillow came flying down from above, as circular footing he’d created snapped as it took a hit.

“Crap! I wasn’t paying attention!” At the same time, Honenuki began to soften the tatami mat the A boys were standing on, in that space, Honenuki, Awase, Kaibara begain throwing in their pillows.

“Uwaaaaa!!!”

Izuku was able to avoid the incoming pillows but had to use his quirk at the cost of his defence. 

Izuku’s quirk; one for all, what All Might had given him, it was a quirk past down from many people, cultivating it into the ultimate power.

Tokoyami also, using his quirk; Dark Shadow to save Aoyama who was by his side, lifting him up from ground also. Todoroki whose quirk was half hot half cold managed to get water on the hardened air for them to see, Kouda was also able to save Shouji by picking him up. And then, there was Bakugou, with nothing but his explosiveness, rising back to the surface, he sends off a full force of pillows.

“Hey, can we use our quirks now? Asked the usually quiet and mysterious Todoroki. 

“No we can’t but then again it can’t be helped...” replied Izuku who had a scowl on his face.

“What on earth are you all doing?! Did I not say the use of quirks is prohibited?!” Iida flourishes his arms and waves them about vigorously breaking away from his role of referee as he shouts.

“IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!” everyone shouts back in unison repeatedly.

“Oi what quirks you using?!”

“You’re right, this is meant to be a fair battle...” Honenuki replied back to Tetsutetsu and Shouda while collecting the pillows up, Tsuburaba and the guys had all received warnings.

“This can’t be, you can’t decide the winner like this right? they were all being careless!”

Collecting the pillows with his numerous arms, a Shouji went on to speak as one of his tentacles formed into a mouth.

“If it was an accident, then we can’t help but cause accidents too right?”

Shouji outstretched his arms, opening the wings on his back, with several pillows in his hands, he sends them flying with an extensive amount of force!

“...it was an accident.”

“You have a good point there... accidentally Dark Shadow!!!”

“Accidentally aiyo!”

Understanding what Shouji was getting at, Tokoyami called for his quirk Dark Shadow, picking up all the pillows the B guys had sent, had sent them all flying back with much pleasure.

Izuku who was finally able to grasp the situation began to mumble excitedly. 

“I see! Shouji kun’s quirk allows him to catch up to several items at the same time, it’s really convenient! In addition to that he can also throw them at the same time. I get it, for example when someone lights up a bomb and throws it, and then gets it thrown back! But an explosive power at night... u----n. ah, but if it’s Tokoyami kun’s Dark Shadow he can reach from a distance. And then, Tsuburaba kun’s air hardening quirk is also pretty good, the invisibility of it makes it hard to show off, and it’s quiet too. For example... if a villain was to have a hostage, he can probably approach from above... wah! there’s so many possibilities!”

“Stop you mumbling! Shitty Deku!

“-wah?!”

The short fused Bakugou turns around, lighting up his own pillow and sends it flying towards Izuku.

“Kacchan, I’m a class A!”

“Shut it, don’t get distracted!

“u-ohhhhhhh!”

While howling, Shishida of class B was throwing around pillows as Dark Shadow who looked like it was having the time of its life was stopping all of the attacks.

“More pillows yo!” said Dark Shadow who suddenly picks up all the pillows from their futons and throws them into the mix also.

Everything became a giant mess with pillows flying everywhere.

“Dark Shadow looks like its having fun.” said Todoroki, as Tokoyami proceeds to scold Dark Shadow.

“Dark Shadow! This isn’t the time to be messing around! We have to take back our pride as men!”

“Taking back the pork meat more like, right?.. na-pu!” In the corner of the tatami mat was one person who was stealthily and quietly resting, that person was Aoyama who, for some reason had a strange saliva like substance dripping from his body.

The person who was discharging all that saliva was none other t than Shishida with his huge physique, his quirk was beast. Aoyama could only roll up on defence against him.

“Everyone! Did I not say that the use of quirks were prohibited?!” As Iida was sending out warnings left, right and centre, a Monoma makes a quiet return.

“This looks like its fun doesn’t it?”

Class B were having a hard time going up against Bakugou and his exploding pillows, Shouji and Tokoyami and Dark Shadow kept it up with their consistent attacks. Tsuburaba, Honenuki, Shishida and gang were being forced onto defence mode, trying to find an opening to attack.

“Shit... if it carries on like this we’ll lose!” said a frustrated Tetsutetsu, he was getting desperate... suddenly Awase realises something.

“That’s it!”

During that time, the A boys were still going at it with their attacks without a spare moment to lose. Minus Tetsutetsu and Shouda, the B boys were exchanging words amongst themselves.

Awase gave a small nod at the exchange of words, they frantically caught the pillows and began placing them by Awase.

“They weren’t trying to stop the pillows!”

“This is also a strategy!”

Before one knew it, there was a small opening in the battle, the B guys quickly shifted into position behind Monoma who cackles.

“This is our plan! Now get here!”

“Monoma kun! again?!”

Blatantly surprised, Izuku and the rest watched as Monoma’s eyes began to light up red. 

“Quickly! Now!”

“That Monoma bastard, I’ll make him retrea-....a?”

Staring at his hand in confusion, Bakugou was unable to light up any explosions, trying to understand the situation Izuku’s quirk; one for all was also unable to work. 

“This is.... Don’t tell me, this is Aizawa sensei’s quirk?!”

Izuku who was taken back by situation looks back at Monoma who was grinning.

“That’s right! Earlier when I took Aizawa sensei’s clothes from the laundry basket, I accidentally touched it! Look Awase!”

“o---oh!” Awase begins to accumulate the pillows, creating one giant pillow, using his quirk to weld them together.

Holding onto the completed giant pillow together, it was time for them to execute their grand plan.

“Ready.....”

Awase and the guys held up the giant pillow above them, both Tetsutetsu and Shouda who’ve stopped using their quirks joins in also.

“Isn’t this a cheap trick?”

“It doesn’t matter as long as we win! Now! Let’s do it!”

At the sound of Monoma’s voice, they all poured their strength into their section of the pillow, but just as when they were about to drop it...

The sliding doors slid open!

“You guys! Why are you causing such a racket.....hu-?!

“nbuu...?!”

With all the strength in their bodies, they threw the giant pillow into the air, flying high... actually no... flying way too high!

The giant pillow made a direct hit on both Class A homeroom teacher Aizawa sensei and also Class B homeroom teacher Blood King Sensei. Monoma who was causing the most trouble, tried to slip away by excusing himself to the toilet.

Up until just a moment ago, the boys who were causing such mischief and noise, their faces quickly became pale.

“...What are you guys doing?!!!!!!!!!!!”

“I’m disappointed! Using quirks for a fight... Listen up! Don’t forget you all came here to become strong enough so you could obtain your provisional license!”

“so------------sorry!!! sense!!!” At the mercy of Blood Kings hot bloodedness, the B boys could only apologise as they shed tears.

“...I know we said you could spend your free time doing whatever you’d like, but you can’t just do ANYTHING okay?!... but it looks like you guys still have alot of stamina left in you am I right?”

“eh...?!

Class A’s Aizawa sensei’s piercing tone of voice caused them all to tremble, he was completely mad, anything you’d say to him was pointless, struck by fear, they couldn’t even bring themselves to apologise.

For the students, the homeroom teachers were like their second parents, and the for the homeroom teachers also, the students were just like their children.

Though both classes had differences in their ways of educations, it was common ground that if they kids stepped out of line too much, it was their duty as parents to get them back on the right track again.

“Since you guys have so much energy left, how about we double the training for tomorrow... right blood?”

“that’s right!”

“T-that’s not....!”

The day’s unbearable training menu was already enough as it is, they all reflexively spoke back to Aizawa but was only shut off with his intense stare.

“Are you still trying to talk back?! Triple the training!”

“u---------!”

The boys could only shed tears and swallow their words if they didn’t want to add any more to their training regime, however Aizawa’s punishments does not end there!

“If I’m not mistaken, this all started because of tomorrow’s meat right? If that’s the reason which started this fight, how about we take the meat away from you?!”

“no you can’t--!”

“If we took away the meat, wouldn’t it just be potatoes left?”

“How about we take away the potatoes too!”

“u---------------!!”

Thus the curtain closes on the intense battle between Class A and B, the results were, they had both lost. Both classes had something they both wanted to protect, but they were limited to how much they could have fought for it.

What they were fighting for, was their pride... and their meat... and basically anything to be honest. They fought with complete devotion with the burning spirits within their bodies. But probably, they were burning with too much spirit! Though, they had no yet realise how tough the path they walk will get, sometimes they will get stuck, but at times like that someone will guide them back on track even if it meant they’ll get a big scolding! As the boys get punished, they will carry on straight down the path of becoming heroes.

THE END

[jeonpalette-archive]

- ̗̀92 truths ̖́-

tagged by: anotherbtslaundry  thank you bub! you’re so precious ♡ anyway it’s cool that your name’s tj bec mine’s ej! that’s so cuuute! and why don’t you believe in angels? you are one : ) 

rules: once you have been tagged you are supposed to write 92 truths about yourself. at the end, choose 25 people to tag!


LAST

[1] drink: coffee 

[2] phone call: my dad

[3] text message: my mom

[4] song you listened to: controlla bec i was watching tom holland dance : ( here’s the link if you want [x] jfc he’s so hot, did u know he dance ballet before

[5] time you cried: a while ago. i was reading a fic. sue me.

[6] dated someone twice: yes, i do admit i’m a v bad decision maker.

[7] been cheated on: no

[8] kissed someone and regretted it: no, why would i

[9] lost someone special: yes

[10] been depressed: what do u mean depressed? it’s just normal mood tbh

[11] gotten drunk and thrown up: yes, told u i was a bad decision maker

LIST 3 FAVOURITE COLOURS

[12] black

[13] nude

[14] teal

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU…

[15] made new friends: yes

[16] fallen out of love: yes

[17] laughed until you cried: when i’m with my friends, always

[18] found out someone was talking about you: like bad things? no but i had this instance where the friend of my x answered an ask about me on ask.fm and shared it on twt. they prolly talked abt me tho, couldn’t care less

[19] met someone who changed you: yes, you guys know who you are : )

[20] found out who your true friends are: yes, i found a family and a support group in the group of friends i have now.

[21] kissed someone on your facebook list: yes

[22] how many of your facebook friends do you know in real life: like know-know? first name basis and facial recognition is all, but i don’t rlly know their story or smth

[23] do you have any pets: a dog named kean and a fish named ‘pogi’ [that’s handsome in filipino]

[24] do you want to change your name: i do like the name margaret, but nah i like my name too so i wouldn’t change it

[25] what did you do for your last birthday: went swimming with fambam !!! 

[26] what time did you wake up: 5:35 am, school rockz /raises heavy metal hand sign/

[27] what were you doing at midnight last night: sleeping (╥. ╥)

[28] name something you cannot wait for: the radical part of me screams a decent president but tbh i just really can’t wait of finally being able to decide for myself without my parents opinion.

[29] when was the last time you saw your mother: n minutes ago

[30] what is one thing you wish you could change about your life: i wish i had more motivation instead of just being lackadaisical [WoW BiG wOrD]

[31] what are you listening to right now: stay with you - cheat codes

[32] have you ever talked to a person named tom: does tommy count? if yes, then yes

[33] something that is getting on your nerves: college applications

[34] most visited website: tumblr

[35] elementary: /insert sherlock’s voice/ my dear watson. omg that’s so lame. 

[36] high school: literally this gif

[37] college: idek if i still want to go to college lol

[38] hair colour: black

[39] long or short hair: i just had a haircut so it’s short, but not short-short. goodness, you guys know what i mean 

[40] do you have a crush on someone: crushes as in crushes-your-heart-bec-you-know-you-will-never-be-together? uhh no thank you. i have my fictional characters and bts, i’m fine.

[41] what do you like about yourself?: 

[42] piercings: one in both ears, i’m thinking of having helix piercings

[43] blood type: O

[44] nickname: ej 

[45] relationship status: single but not interested

[46] zodiac sign: aries

[47] pronouns: she/her

[48] fav tv show(s): himym, got, skins

[49] tattoos: i badly want one!!!

[50] right or left handed: right

FIRST…

[51] surgery: does tooth surgery counts? bec i had one 

[52] piercing: ears

[53] best friend: a girl named nica

[54] sport: volleyball, wAh i miss

[55] vacation: bohol, philippines

[56] pair of trainers: puma 

[57] eating: what do u mean? like breastfeed or what lmao AHAHAH

[58] drinking: how tf can i remember the date : (

[59] i’m about to: sleep

[60] listening to: survival - eminem, idek whose playlist this is i just searched for fireflies a while ago and the transition is so confusing

[61] waiting for: the classes to be suspended like give me some rest pls it’s only been three weeks and we’ve been doing a lot of performance tasks already

[62] want: to not fucked things up 

[63] get married: i do want to get married and have babies (that needs breastfeed)

[64] career: just shouting into the void, I REALLY WANT TO BECOME A DANCE MAJOR but like i want to be practical as well so i’ll choose engineering instead.

YOUR TYPE…

[65] hugs or kisses: hugs AND kisses

[66] lips or eyes: eyes 

[67] shorter or taller: taller

[68] older or younger: older

[69] romantic or spontaneous: spontaneous

[70] nice arms or nice stomach: doesn’t matter

[71] sensitive or loud: sensitive AND loud 

[72] hook up or relationship: relationship

[73] troublemaker or hesitant: troublemaker so we can be fuck-ups together


HAVE YOU EVER…

[74] kissed a stranger?: no

[75] drank hard liquor?: yes, way more than necessary considering my age

[76] lost glasses/contact lenses?: never wore glasses nor contact lenses

[77] turned someone down: yes

[78] sex on first date?: no

[79] broken someone’s heart?: yes

[80] had your own heart broken?: yes, i think it’s vice versa because if you broke someone’s heart, you’ll be affected about it as well

[81] been arrested?: no

[82] cried when someone died?: yes

[83] fallen for a friend: no


DO YOU BELIEVE IN…

[84] yourself?: no

[85] miracles?: yes

[86] love at first sight?: yes

[87] santa claus?: yes, up until now ♡

[88] kiss on the first date?: yes

[89] angels?: yes

[90] current best friend’s name: a girl named enya

[91] eye colour: dark brown

[92] favourite movies: kimi no na wa, ironman basically anything marvel, collateral beauty, i rly should update my recommendations bec i have a lot of faves wAh

i’m not following anyone at the moment bec i still have a goal to reach so, i’m tagging everyone! feel free to do it and just put that i tagged you okiz. thank you for tagging me really, i enjoyed answering!

[invichan8]

Tagged by @pocky-ono!!!

rules: copy/paste and replace my answers with yours and tag people

a - age: 17 (but my mental is that of 10 hoeh lol)


b - biggest fear: I have loads of fears but well… ESSAY TESTS. LIKE SERIOUSLY THEY KILL ME HUEH


c - current time: 22:39 (GMT+7) 


d - drink you last had: normal drinking water /what 


e - every day starts with: 

Opening my eyes 

Grabbing my glasses

Switching my alarm off 

Checking my phone and opens IG, LINE, and Tumblr (other apps if I still have the time)

Slacking off Trying my best to get my butt moving from my lovely bed


f - favorite song: For now it’s Sense of Wonder by my dearest babe Kaji Yuuki


g - ghosts, are they real?: Yes I guess-

h - hometown: Medan, Indonesia heheh 

i - in love with: ALMOST EVERY DANSEI SEIYUU but my top three are Kaji Yuuki, Hatano Wataru, and Shimono Hiro respectively. 

j - jealous of: these rich buddy who could buy things from internet so easily hmmm *cries*

k - killed someone: WAH NO

l - last time you cried: several days ago on my exams hueh they kill me so goddamn much

m - middle name: me don’t have a middle name

n - number of siblings: 1

o - one wish: fan meeting with Kaji like. please. let. this. happen. even. only. once. in. my. life

p- person last called/texted: @/seiyuuuu-stuff 

q - questions always asked?: 

Other people to me: how come you became so fat? Your cheeks are so fluffy now OMG! Me: because I like it ugh

To myself: why are u so useless invi

r - reasons smile: DANSEI SEIYUUS!!! ALMOST.EVERY.OF.THEM.MAKE.ME.SMILE.EVERY.SINGLE.DAY!!!

s - Song last sang: Running High - Shimono Hiro (I’M SO HYPE with his new album hahahhh)

t - time I woke up: 5:30 A.M… 7:00 or 8:00 A.M. on holidays. 

u - underwear color: purple hah

v - vacation destination: Japan’s shrines, especially Fushimi Inari’s shrine! 

w - worst habit: procrasinate in every possible ways

x - x-rays had: several years ago when I’m super sick I guess?? Forgot what kind of X-rays I had though-

y - your favorite food: oriental-flavored ones, some spicy ones, well I just can’t choose one, most of them are so delish hahah 

z - zodiac sign: Pisces! 

I nominate:  @seiyuuuu-stuff ,  @ms-c0ld , and  @redking907 !

I’m so sorry for the tags but I do hope you guys will have fun with this!