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quick itfs sketch page
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#yuji itadori#megumi fushiguro#itafushi#fushiita#jjk fanart#jujutsu kaisen fanart#yuuji#megumi#fr some reason it's rare fr me to b happy with monochrome pieces so i am combatting tht general dislike by making it itfs#harder 2 dislike smth when it's a bunch of sketches of my ship kissing#oh ya threw in some good ol Corner Angst also bc i ended up not wanting 2 draw a third kiss dsfhjshdsdfjg#doing this got me thinking about tht one itfs piece i did back in april#captioned smth smth 'im on an itafushi kick'#n how that was like. the piece that opened the floodgates n made me realize how actually insane i am abt them#before it was just a casual Yeah This Ship Is Cute ill draw for it when the mood strikes#then after doing tht draws i ws like wait a minute whats happening to me#now here i am 5 months later completely emotionally dependent on these 2 traumatized 15 year olds#anyway this sheet is kind of an homage 2 the other one :'> how far ive come. how far theyve come. they make me ill every waking hour
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The most evil celebratory kiss
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#jiang cheng#wen chao#wang lingjiao#I wrote a haiku that I almost used as the caption. Here it is:#“Up on the house top-Heterosexual kiss-Your mother is dead”#...I am not very good at poetry.#There was something so funny to me about the evil couple heterosexual sloppy kiss sandwiched between all this angst.#I get it - this is to make us really loathe these two and make the later revenge much sweeter but...honestly they were so funny for this.#I still do not really know how to draw people kissing so I will do what I do best and make it funny.#There are several points in which MDZS is a dark comedy and this is one of them.#Despite how tragic this episode is...My god did it also make me laugh the hardest.#I will have comics about the other moments. Stay tuned!#edit: forgor what day of the week it was. Happy Makeout Monday!
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(Basic context is that AU of Duel Desinties where the phantom impersonates Phoenix to get him found guilty of Clay's murder, I talk more under the cut abt it jkhlj)
-Basically meant to be a parallel to turnabout trump, cause if you can have ONE boss get found guilty of murder, why not a second one?
-OK basically: everything in DD happens normally until like- a day before clays murder, Phoenix gets yoinked by the phantom somehow (he is still alive, just being held captive), Phantom is still Fulbright, but they've decided to be silly goofy (target Phoenix and get him found guilty of murder, escape police custody and then murder phoenix and make it seem like Phoenix accidentally died while on the run, thats why they didn't kill phoenix right away unlike the real Fulbright) there is an imposter amo-
-I dont have the logistics as to how this affects solving Metis's murder, and how it effects what evidence is used n whatnot and turnabout for tomorrow as a whole, so im just going nuts HGJKHLJ
-Originally I was actually imagining this taking place during turnabout for tomorrow and I wanted that case to be apollo v klavier instead of phoenix and edgeworth and thats why klav is in here instead of Simon (I decided that Simon got badly injured and couldn't stand in court for the retrial, so klavier was asked to step in)
-The courtroom bombing still happens the same way it does normally, but Apollo decides to take up the case again instead of taking a leave, instead of like, you know, healing from the traumatic event that just happened, turnabout countdown still happens as well
-Apollo and Athena do not find out about the phantom's existence until well after this trial, so they have no idea that Phoenix could've possibly been replaced, though simon, after hearing about the trial, might be suspicious about whether or not that was the real Phoenix
-The Phantom had been not only keeping an eye on Simon for a while, but was also stalking Phoenix and Edgeworth after they both started looking into UR-1, so they were able to impersonate phoenix so well that not even his own daughter thought that anything was up (though while Trucy did find him a *little* bit off, but she figured that it might've been the bombing that caused him to act ever so slightly weird, so she didn't pay much mind to it until she heard about his confession in court and realized it might've been because he possibly, ya know, killed someone)
-it's pretty much just switching Athena being framed for murder with Phoenix, and instead of the trial ending on a cliffhanger, it continues on (probably with Klavier insisting on it) ending with soloman being found innocent and Phoenix being declared guilty
-There's a couple days inbetween the end of the cosmic turnabout and the start of turnabout for tomorrow, so Athena, Apollo and Trucy all get a little bit to process the fact that "oh god my boss/my dad killed someone" (simons execution date is pushed back a bit in this au) and they probably get to talk with Klavier and eventually a lil bit with Simon after he gets out
-Im not sure how it all winds down in turnabout for tomorrow (Phoenix escaping and being at large is basically the perfect cover for the phantom to resume being fulbright for that trial) but they do eventually realize that the phoenix who confessed wasn't the real one and now there's a search on going to find out where the real one is being held captive, hes fineeee just ready to take a week long nap and a good vacation (along with every other waa member)
-I dont have anything else to add on rn but if you want to add something or just throw in a scenario feel free to!! this idea has been bouncing around my head for like a month now and Im very happy to finally show yall it
#ace attorney#ace attorney dual destinies#apollo justice#athena cykes#klavier gavin#phoenix wright#copycat au#indys art#apollo faints like- 0.5 seconds after the verdict is called which is very understandable#Apollo and Athenas horrible no good very bad court trial#and klavier isn't fairing any better tbh HJGKHL#no one is doing well at all and it gets worse before it gets better hjgkhl#Im both very excited but also TERRIFED posting this#I rarely try to actually write actual serious dialogue for characters cause im not a writer-so im hoping it's like- halfway decent HGJKH#I may be anxious as hell but Im going to be very brave and post this instead of- not doing that HJGKHL#I also tried to push myself a bit with this one so I included more panels to work on and coloured it#I like how it came out though!!#I hope u enjoy <3#also if something doesn't make sense blame it on the fact that I wrote the caption and these tags at like 2:30 am
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Archery Science Professor at the Vulcan Institute of Defensive Arts [Patreon | Commissions]
#someone in the tags of a post [I can't remember which or I'd have put it in the caption]#said Tuvok is like those male english/history teachers that you're convinced are gay until they drop the fact that they have a wife and kid#that's all I was thinking as I drew this HEHEHE#Professor Tuvok/Young Dad can have longer hair as a treat#his hair does not grow downward - he's using products clips and accessories#bea art tag#happy Tuvok Tuesday <3#Tuvok#st voy#st voyager#star trek voyager#apparently (memory beta) the institute is located in Xen'tal which is on the outskirts of Gol#and the institute is really more for ceremonial practice and honing discipline since Vulcans have cast away violence & most of what's taugh#doesn't do much good if your enemy has - say - a phaser#but anyway all this to say it's a very small one-horse type of town with nothing much to do and I think that makes a lot of sense for Tuvok#imagine you're Sek and you grow up in Xen'tal and then one day your dad's like guys we're going to space#It's fun to imagine Tuvok's oldest thinking of him primarily as a professor while his youngest thinks of him primarily as Starfleet#Tuvok's kids bored out of their mind trying to think of something to do while wandering around town <3#Good image!!#It's fun to think of your favorite characters' pre-canon lives!#I like how even though Tuvok decided to raise a family rather than work in the temple he still has monk tendencies#he's so ascetic <3
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this is not the end of the growing season, though it is the end of the bloom
(the light that comes through by sparkbird)
(textless below cut)
@escapedcephalopod ahaha. hey bestie. 😁
#yellowart#subnautica#subnautica spoilers#bart torgal#sea emperor leviathan#so basically i had some time over the weekend where i didnt have much to do but draw.#and then i saw escapedcephalopods post about this song.#and it was all over from there.#alternate caption i was thinking of was the lines 'youre more than stained glass youre the light that comes through'#both work tbh i just kinda picked one mostly at random lol.#not fully sure how i feel about this one in terms of 'do i think it looks good'#but tbh its been a minute since ive done much drawing so im mostly just happy to be drawing again.#and anyways i had fun making it. :)#nvm i just came back to this after not looking at it for a second and ive decided that this goes hard as fuck actually.
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sometimes i worry i'm being way too cautious about not ever sharing or wanting to share images of inappropriate contact and abusive situations with animals, but like. at the same time i know how fucking easy it is. i know how easily even awful shit gets normalized because of the briefest oversight. i know how even "this person is a professional and this is a professional setting in which this is appropriate and controlled" gets extrapolated outwards into normalization of settings which are Absolutely Not That. i didn't even want to share that iguana video, despite it being so good and clearly a case where someone is keeping an iguana well and meeting its needs, because they are SO easy to obtain and SO easily mistreated and neglected and abused in a way that can quickly turn dangerous to the people involved as well, that even the appropriate situation can quickly become the latter just because someone saw it online.
#all the care guide says is 'biomass'#i've seen it happen it's real#it's SO easy to do even in cases like#when our zoo had to separate newly born cubs from one of our lions#because they weren't doing well and needed that additional human care#and we had pictures of the cubs being held and bottlefed with orders to ABSOLUTELY NOT POST THEM#like. you understand why.#you understand ''this is a temporary medical situation where they are being taken care of by a vet''#''to make sure they survive and are healthy''#can all too quickly become desensitization to the image of people touching cubs#like idk how to tell you no one reads fucking captions no one listens when you say this one situation is fine#all they hear is THIS situation is fine and good and so ALL situations are fine and good#because they can't tell them apart#because they just see the image and they move on#there are so many cases of. yes this thing is ethical and good and fine actually. that i will absolutely not share.#for exactly this reason
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it's funny bcuz watching tv with subtitles/captions theyre just..... wrong. like straight up misspell words or characters names, inaccurate timings and its clear they're following an imported written script and not what the characters are actually saying because the subtitles are inaccurate in a way where you can tell that's what was ORIGINALLY written before the actor changed it during the scene. drives me crazy but also im used to it now. somehow pirating sites actually have more accurate and readable subtitles than actual streaming services
im always like i could fix you. literally if you put in ANY amount of effort these captions would not be such a fucking mess. i could do better than this!!!! ANYBODY COULD!!!!!!
#this is why you need to double check when importing a script for captions!! bcuz of this!!!#i did freelance captioning at one point and its like girl..... these professional ass translators and theyre not even trying#for streaming services like HBOmax and disney+ too#and its obviously because the company doesn't care enough or put in enough effort to make sure the captions are accurate and well-timed#so they get labourers from countries who dont even speak english to do these half assed captions and say Good enough#but it isnt. IT ISNT GOOD ENOUGH!!!!! i cant imagine how deaf and hoh people feel#txt
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Tech + Style
#c:\\work>dir h:\ art* //.tiff .png/#c:\\work>dir t:\ fc-img* //.jpg .png .gif/#c:\\work>dir t:\ hc-abt* //.src:trst .stdy/#i went through all five stages of grief trying to think how to caption this also sorry for making it long but also#the ones i had of them five across simply did not look good :~)#anyway. probably more bracelets actually but u see i was going a little crazy about this particular project#there's also (in theory maybe she lost them idk) camo shorts that didn't make it on here#n these are v v vaguely ordered in like. most often -> least often#and some of them aren't her clothes but u see. she is a clothes thief now n then#anyway! all of this probably could have been a caption but now it's tags xoxoxoxo#nonzero chance i decide i want the camo shorts to be on here and to do the bracelets and i have to remake this post but for now#you can have it#c:\\work>dir h:\ ART* //.tiff .png/
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i wanna think about my dnd characters (<- has been thinking about them all day)
#personal#gotta figure out more lore for juniper's patron ouhhh... primordial hag sounded cool for the caption of that post but like#now i need to Think about it. make it work#like the patron would be part of the unfathomable ones which is like up there with cthulhu and shit so#she wouldn't even be much aware of juniper's existence and her connection to the patron#but the connection is definitely there. need to write about how it would influence juniper in the long run since she Will become stronger#and erytheia as cleric of the tidemother would have such a good relationship with her patron despite never talking directly#but like. if the tidemother could talk to erytheia directly she definitely would. i know this. i made her up i can do whatever i want#meanwhile hindsight is basically all alone and also on the run and he's seeing the skull on the daily so maybe he just needs some friends#but also he would rather die than admit that because i like it when men are pathetic and can't communicate so you'll want to kill them#he will get better dw i can't stand it when characters stay sad and miserable from their own doing. but he will be sopping wet first
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#a mystery grab-bag of thoughts:#sometimes i just want to send you dumb memes out of nowhere and hope that the randomness and absurdity will make you laugh#when i do my daily crossword puzzles i wish we were sitting across from each other racing to see who finishes first#(but working together on the really difficult ones because god knows I’ll never get a Sunday NYT by myself)#i think of you often but especially when it’s raining#I’ve taken to making a pie every week—nothing fancy just something in a graham cracker crust that sets in the fridge#(so far i have one ol’ faithful recipe and I’ve had a couple of failures but they were still tasty)#my phone sometimes suggests a selection of pictures of you and it used to make my heart stop a little bit#but now i just look at your face and smile and think about how lovely it was to see you every day; I’ll cherish that#i never thought you were a ‘media bully’ but if I could return the favor I’d urge you to watch amc’s interview with the vampire#it’s so GOOD and so GAY and i have a small crush on Eric bogosian that goes in the same category as my crush on Greg Davies#and it’s quite funny in places like a dry humor that leans surreal/absurd#i dunno i think you’d appreciate it even though you’re not a horror person#i wish i could hold your hand and kiss your fingers and probably nibble on them a bit#(what can i say? I’m a cat)#i made some new glitter bottles this week and they look so pretty in the sun#today my Spanish lesson was about telling time#i have no problem remembering ¿a qué hora? but get tripped up on the format of answering#(son las (hora) y (minutos) and son (minutos) para las (hora) and i could get around it by only ever answering on the half hour)#I’m not like *confident* about my Spanish but I’m picking up more than what’s in English captions when i watch stuff which is neat#i do wonder if it’s sad or weird to still feel you here with me in my heart#but i think when someone is precious to you time and distance can’t really touch that love#anyway I’m going to go do my dishes instead of blithering here all night lol#sending you care and love and sunshine and flowers my darling dearest#💜#🌻
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this is your periodic reminder that for all the artifacts and errors and "tells" one could possibly list, the only reliable way to actually determine if an image is ai generated is to investigate the source. it is becoming increasingly common for "fake classical paintings" to circulate around curative aesthetic blogs, and everyone should be using this as an opportunity to not only exercise their investigative skills but also appreciate art more in general. you're all checking out the artists you reblog, right? 🫣
so what are some signs to look for? let's use this very good example.

what a lovely late-impressionist piece blended with evocative leyendecker-esque themes! why haven't you ever heard of this artist before? surely tumblr would be all over an artist like this. who is justin brown?
your two options from here are to do a search for the name, or a reverse image search. i prefer reverse image searching, particularly when it comes to a common name like "justin brown". so what does that net?

Immediately, without looking at any text, something is wrong: it barely exists. an actual historical piece would turn up numerous results from websites individually discussing the piece, but no such discussions are taking place. Looking at the text, though, does show the source-- and at least in this case, the creator was honest about their medium.

But let's also look at the "exact matches", in case a source doesn't make itself apparent in the initial sidebar results like this.

This section will often tell you post dates of images, and here it can be seen that the very first iteration of the image was posted 15 days ago. It did not exist online prior to that.
Seeing how long an unsourced image has been floating around is a skill applicable to more than just generative images! See a cool image of an artifact or other intriguing item with a vivid caption? Reverse search it! If all the results are paired with that caption and only go back a few months, you might just have viral facebook spam.
Sometimes generative creators are dishonest about their medium and do not tag it like in the example, so that's when establishing "jpeg provenance" becomes important. While it can be a little trickier to determine if someone is using generative images and not admitting to it if they aren't trying to pass it off as a classic, something to consider is the age of their account and the frequency with which they post. Here are some account red flags:
-Did they only start posting art after 2022, or if they did before, did their style/skill level WILDLY change? Not gradual improvement-- I'm talking amateur graphite portraits straight into complex digital renders. Everyone starts somewhere, newness is not a red flag alone; it's newness combined with existing in a vacuum away from any community.
-Do they post fully-finished paintings several times a week? -Do many of these paintings seem iterative of a similar theme or subject matter ("three well-dressed young men face each other under shade and dappled sunlight")?
-Does their style change in inconsistent ways? An artist that can swap between painting like Drew Struzan and Hokusai should be pretty well known, right? Why is no one hyping this guy?!
-Do they have social media besides the source instagram? If so, what are they posting about? Are there any WIPs? Doodles? Interactions with other artists? Gallery dates? 3am self-doubt posts? Or is it all self-promo? Crypto? Seemingly nothing art-related at all for someone pushing out 3 weekly paintings?
Basically, if it's important to you to omit this stuff when you curate, please don't just smash reblog if the source doesn't seem to be the OP themselves. Seeking out sources was important even before this became an issue, now it is more than ever.
peace n love
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Fixed point (mathematics) // The History of Perspective // "Point of Disappearance", Dennis Held // How the Hughes hockey family stays grounded // Fixed Point Photography-- // "Portrait of A.", Tung-Hui Hu // Mic'd Up | Hughes NHL 25 cover shoot // "Burnt Norton", T.S. Eliot // "Circuitry", Janine Joseph // Bruce Bennett // Nick Wass // from obedience [maybe one day, during a point in time], kari edwards // Bill Rapai // "Errand Upon Which We Came", Stephanie Strickland // Benchmark (surveying)


art kid luke hughes
#joy i feel like i should’ve known it would be you wrecking my shit by saying this ->#no one tell me what it’s about i want to think about jack as a fixed point forever#like. please. please. why would you. & also why are these like miyazaki/indie coming of age documentary closed captions u know what i mean#anyway in a moment of brief insanity i thought about the devil!nico snapping his fingers to make jack first overall wherever he wanted#and the concept of things that would always have happened it’s just a matter of how you get there#no matter where your eye starts it always ends there no matter where your threads weave in the web of fate all the knots end up tied. fixed#(nolan going to vegas) it’s just the path you took to get there was a little different is all.#hi. it's me. five+ hours later. remember the brief aforementioned moment of insanity#yeah so we lost it in a completely different directions sorry?#if i had a nickel for every time i entered a hughes brothers induced narrative webweaving fugue state i'd have two nickels#which isn't a lot but relative to the amount i think about them kinda is and also it's weird it happened twice#also i'm not apologizing for hearing “art kid” with fixed point (one perspective? my googling of art terminology did not yield results.#luke baby girl i think you've got the wrong term.) and immediately jumping to science (math and ecosystem management) because. that's art#luke hughes#jack hughes#quinn hughes#vancouver canucks#new jersey devils#my cat would very much like for me to go to bed and snuggle however. i was possessed. (AND i just learned how to do small text)#so now all of you get to have worms for brain at 12:30AM too ok ily good night!!!!!#i lied actually i need to tell you guys things because number one EYE have no idea where this came from number two the things i do know#i have no idea if the red string meme it's all coming together points make any sense to anyone but me. SO FIRST#function defined by itself (43 superscript added by me) it's luke defining fixed point. he's cited.#perspective used to stage narratives!!! the history of perspective in art is honestly so interesting and i think actually this started#because i was trying to find a definition for fixed point in art and couldn't get one but found the article talking about#how historically perspective is used for geometric and architecture in paintings to add reality i.e. vermeer's squares#because our brains are SO hardwired to believe perspective “the illusion of geometric regularity and spatial recession... is nearly impossi#liv in the replies#said more but tumblr ate it bc it was too many tags & now we're on hour six i am not rewriting just know it was good. past/present/future l#it was not well articulated & i wanted to do perspective lines & also it could be better collaged but if it looks bad.. that's a u problem.
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⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖࣪ match my freak !!


ᝰ.ᐟ the two of you are private not secret, but when the media starts to speculate that the two of you are no longer together, neither of you are too happy. the best way to get everyone to stop with the breakup rumors? posting something a little bit nasty to the feed to satiate everyone's curiosity. (fem!reader)
featuring tobio kageyama, atsumu miya, tetsurou kuroo, wakatoshi ushijima, tooru oikawa, rintarou suna content contains breeding kink (atsumu, wakatoshi), pregnant reader (wakatoshi), famous!reader (changes depending on scenario), creampie (tetsurou), hatefucking (not really, you + kuroo just like to antagonize each other but the attraction is there), scratches on his back (tobio), hickeys (tooru), wet n messy (rintarou), possessive!character x possessive!reader (the two of you are obsessed with each other ok), social media references lol author's notes i'm definitely doing a blue lock version, i'm just seeing if this is a popular premise lol <3 based off this original concept !! these are just silly little drabbles for me to warm up to the idea of writing again haha

౨ৎ TOBIO KAGEYAMA
your fans are speculating: that you and kageyama have broken up. fans are recording footage from you on your latest tour and claim that you're "clearly disassociating" and "somewhere else mentally" when it comes to singing your iconic love songs. you and kageyama have always kept your relationship private because he's not a very open person to begin with, and you don't want to give the media more material to misconstrue. you know that kageyama hates when some random person will annotate your verses on genius lyrics and try to make the claim that your innocent metaphor is you wanting to jump ship and leave kageyama. and you hate how it's your own fans who are making wild accusations of you no longer being with the man all your love songs are about.
you posted: kageyama, with his back turned to the camera so all that fills your camera is the surprisingly broad expanse of his muscular back and shoulders. he's not even flexing, and it's obvious that he's a world-class athlete. he's facing the closet, trying to find a shirt to put on, and it would be a semi-innocent photo, the pinterest-perfect photo inspo for every private not secret relationship out there, except for the fact that there are clearly faint, red lines — scratches — running down his back. you caption the photo with a "monday morning 🤍" (your insane fans spam the comment section to exclaim how they knew you two were still a thing... and to speculate that this photo is somehow an easter egg for an upcoming song/album. well, they're right: you two will always be a thing, and tobio dicked you down so good last night that you could write him a whole album.)
ᯓ ᡣ𐭩
"fuck," the word slips through his gritted teeth, and you can tell that your tobio is still upset about how your fans seem divided. half of them claim no one could ever make them hate tobio (you find those fans to be absolutely adorable), and the other half...
well, the other half are making slideshow posts to audios that go "some boys take a beautiful girl and hide her away from the rest of the world" and the ones that seem to go viral are always the ones that feature you and tobio.
"not hidin' you away." he mutters, never slowing down his thrusts. he admires the expression on your face as he fucks into you, his ego pleased with how receptive you are to his every movement. he has you speared on his cock, your tight little cunt full of him, your eyes getting so adorably teared-up because he's just a little bit too much for you to handle. tobio isn't good with words; he thinks you're the most beautiful girl to exist, but he can't verbalize it. so he just takes in your sweet, fucked-out face, the reaction only he's capable of drawing from you, and it all gets so overwhelming for him.
he has to bury his face in the crook of your neck, inhaling the sweet scent of your body wash as he continues to bully his cock into your soaked pussy. "why's it bad if i want to keep you all to myself?" he's practically whining, and you think this would be so cute if only you weren't currently chasing after your release. or rather, tobio's forcing you to cum, whether you want to or not. it's not like you can stop him; tobio devotes himself to always ensuring that you finish before him. he likes the satisfaction of knowing only he can take care of you, and he especially likes the way his cock looks with you creaming all over it.
when he gets like this, all you can do is cling to him, your arms wrapped around his muscular build. when he gets rough with his thrusts, when his body gets just the slightest bit sweaty from the exertion (evidence of just how much work he puts into fucking you), you have to dig your manicured nails (the set he paid for) into the skin of his toned back. otherwise, you'd lose your grip, and your hands would slip off.
tobio relishes the slight stinging pain of your nails scratching down his skin. but the scratches aren't enough. he needs to make you cum. when you get so caught up in your climax, you start clawing at him as you lose control. he loves the scratches you leave on him; it's proof that he's yours just as much as you are his.
౨ৎ ATSUMU MIYA
haters are saying: that you're just using atsumu for content. you're a gold digger. you're not genuine. you're not "wifey material." spectators are claiming that atsumu is playing worse than before because he's too "pussywhipped" for you. well, he likes to cheekily admit to you that he is addicted to your pussy, but they're wrong about everything else. obviously. however, the haters are feeling very vindicated whenever they see atsumu hasn't been posting you as much. (you're traveling for a new vlog series on your page, but no one knows.)
he posted: a mirror selfie. which isn't breaking news. atsumu miya always breaks the internet when he posts a mirror selfie because the only thing worse than a hot guy is a hot guy who knows he's hot. no one is a stranger to the sight of a post-workout, sweaty, shirtless atsumu, who flaunts his tight abs and muscular thighs with a steamy mirror selfie. but this photo? this one is going triple platinum. it's going down in history. this selfie is taken in dim lighting; the curtains in the background are drawn shut, he's got one hand gripping his phone (making the phone look tiny in his big hand), and he's got one arm wrapped around you. it's not an innocent hug, though. he's cupping your ass, and the phone in front of his face does nothing to shield his satisfied smirk. you're clad in nothing but lacy lingerie from a designer who loves to sponsor you, and you're clinging to his side, almost like you can't even stand without his support. it's clear that the two of you definitely were... appreciating the work your favorite designer put in when they created that lacy set.
ᯓ ᡣ𐭩
"what do you think?" you're smiling at him, knowing damn well what he's thinking.
atsumu looks up at you, reflexively licking his lips as he takes in the sight of you wearing a new set of lingerie that you just got delivered. it leaves little room for imagination, and the material looks so delicate, atsumu is already thinking about how he'll have to apologize to the designer for ripping it off of you.
"i think I'm the luckiest man alive right now." atsumu is shameless in the way he's admiring you, the way the setting sun still peeks through the curtains, enveloping your body in a delicious golden glow as you inch closer and closer to him.
in a matter of seconds, he's pulling you on top of him, placing wet, sloppy kisses over any centimeter of your skin he can reach. when you make a move to slip off the panties, he protests.
"leave 'em on f'me, baby. please?"
he fucks you with you still wearing the lingerie set. your breasts are spilling out of the bra, and all he did was move your panties to the side so he could stretch you out with his cock.
"fuckin' idiots, tellin' me you're not good enough to marry. i'll show 'em what a good girl you are, right? gonna put a ring on your finger, and make you my wife." he's fucking his cock into you, making sure that your cute cunt knows who it belongs to. "gonna fuck a baby into you, sweetheart. no one's gonna say shit about our family, huh? 'cause i won't let 'em."
your cunt clenches up so nicely with every comment he makes that atsumu knows he has to make all those pussydrunk promises come true.
౨ৎ TETSUROU KUROO
the tabloids are posting: paparazzi photos of you — the socialite daughter of the man who owns the msby black jackals, and jva's promotion division's golden boy, tetsurou kuroo. it's late at night, and the two of you are clearly leaving a party celebrating the success of another eventful volleyball season. you're wearing the iconic ysl heels with a black mini-dress that honestly should be called a micro-dress. your hair is a mess, you're walking like your knees are struggling not to wobble, and walking three steps behind you despite his longer stride is kuroo; his tie is crooked, his cheeks are flushed, and he has a grin that says something like i just fucked one of the richest bratty heiresses in japan, and i left her wanting more. the amount of blind items that are allegedly alluding to you and kuroo are being spread all over tiktok. one reads, "this sports club heiress was seen exiting a party with this semi-known marketing mastermind who works in the sports industry. apparently, they couldn't keep their hands off each other, and no one can recall seeing them together during the party; everyone only caught glimpses of them running away from the festivities together."
you posted: a photo slideshow on instagram of your absolutely iconic outfit from the party, only these photos were clearly taken before the party. your hair is done, your makeup is perfect, and your caption states don't believe everything you read. the last slide is a screenshot of an online headline speculating about your "new man" with a photo of a grinning kuroo from that night. the reason why this makes everyone go insane is because you're no stranger to a scandal — this is, however, the first time you've ever addressed a headline.
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"hurry up," you hiss, your eyes darting from left to right as you make sure no one is nowhere near the secluded corridor kuroo somehow managed to find.
"y'know, i thought girls were supposed to like guys who don't blow their loads prematurely." even when he's bullying his cock into your slicked up cunt, savoring the way your sensitive walls are clenching around his dick, tetsurou has a very annoying habit of still sounding entirely in control. for someone who can't keep his hands to himself when it comes to you, he's irritatingly great at playing nonchalant.
but he's just a man, after all. he might tower over you, his large body shielding you from any prying eyes, and he might know your body so well that he can bring you to completion twice (once with his fingers curling against that special spot of yours, and another one so rudely wrung out from you when he slid his cock in your orgasm-recovering, overly sensitive pussy) in just the fifteen minutes he's been toying with you tonight, but you know that he must be feeling something. you saw him shift his pants the moment his eyes met yours from across the room, when his eyes travelled down your body and followed the way your dress emphasized the curvatures of your body.
"if you don't finish right now, i'm not going to let you cum inside." you threaten him, trying to steady your voice as you bite back a moan. it'd be a major issue if the two of you got caught, with the volleyball association's golden boy being buried balls-deep inside a sports team owner's bratty daughter.
with every sharp snap of his hips, kuroo is only forcing more slick to come gushing out of your pussy. he can't even take the time to admire the white ring you left around his cock; he's too focused on chasing after his release because he didn't get to where he's at by not being opportunistic.
"if i cum inside, you have to keep it in your panties the whole night. you wouldn't want that, would you?" he sounds a little breathless now, his pace quickening as his thrusts get sloppier. he's smiling at you, that damn annoying smile that makes you want to roll your eyes or insult him. but your body betrays you. his grin only widens when your pussy tightens up at the idea of having his cum soaking in your panties while you interact with people at this party. a dirty little secret shared only between you two.
he lets out a breathy chuckle at your body's betrayal. "okay, princess. since you want it so badly, i guess i better give it to you."
you could practically cum again the minute you feel the warmth of him finishing inside of you. you're a spoiled brat who gets what she wants, and while you refuse to admit it, you want him. all of him.
and he's going to give it to you.
౨ৎ WAKATOSHI USHIJIMA
the media is going crazy over: the fact that ushijima is the type of person who doesn't clarify anything because he just assumes that everyone can read his mind. he's blunt, sure, but he's not really the type who does much explaining. after the first game of the season, an interviewer asks him if he enjoyed spending the off-season with you, his girlfriend and one of the most beloved, fan-favorite WAGs of all time. ushijima stares straight into the camera as he states in his usual deep, flat rumble of a voice, "the off-season was successful, but she isn't my girlfriend anymore. thank you." and then he just walks off, like he didn't just drop the most insane piece of information ever?
he posted: a photo of an ultrasound that was clearly taken out of his wallet since it's thrown on the table in the background. he's holding it in his left hand, and the overhead lighting is reflected from the silver wedding band he's wearing. now that he's off the court, he's able to wear it. in typical ushijima fashion, there is no caption, but a picture is worth a thousand words. you're not his girlfriend. you're his wife, and soon to be mother of his child.
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"mmph — 'toshi!" you squeal out, your calves burning from the stretch as your beloved wakatoshi has your legs bent and spread for him. he's just so big that you'd never be able to handle all of him, and yet, here you are, bent into a mating press every night since the two of you have gotten married. you try to beg him to slow down, but words escape you as he buries himself into your pussy, letting out a deep, guttural groan as the warmth of your cunt coats his cock. there's no better feeling than this.
even if you could request for him to slow down, it wouldn't have mattered or made much of a difference. your husband has a one-track mind. when wakatoshi is set on a goal, it's hard to break his focus until he sees it to the end. and right now, wakatoshi's goal is to fuck a baby into you, to see you round with life because of the seeds he planted.
he's hunched over you, abs tightening and flexing with every sharp inhale of breath he takes. he's gonna fuck himself empty, going to keep filling your cunt with his seed 'til he's shooting blanks. his eyes glance at the ring he put on your finger before returning to admire your blissful expression and the way your body seems to have gone boneless from all the fucking he's had you endure.
"just a little bit longer." he manages to say, before forcing his cock in even deeper. "just have to make sure it takes."
౨ৎ TOORU OIKAWA
everyone is claiming: long distance relationships never last. when oikawa makes the shocking announcement that he is no longer a japanese citizen, everyone immediately wondered what that meant for the future of your relationship. does that mean it's over? officially? if oikawa is leaving behind his hometown, then by default, is he leaving you behind too?
he posted: a photo slideshow, only most of the images were clearly taken by you. the first one is of him driving; the two of you are in his convertible, and he's wearing a white button down with most of the buttons undone. on the stark white of the shirt are kiss marks; the imprint of your lips lined with cherry-red lipstick are all over the material of his shirt and on his freshly-tanned skin. the other photos are of what you two ate for dinner, the sunset from the beach, and a selfie of you two looking more in love than ever. fans are quick to point out the massive hickey on your neck, and tooru tags you in a reply to the top comment that points it out, and he's saying "you missed a spot babe." you reply back, "i ran out of concealer because you gave me too many to cover"
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"i missed you," your boyfriend mumbles into your soft skin. tooru can get so clingy when he goes long periods without seeing you, and you indulge him because he's tooru. he's got his face buried in the space between your shoulder and neck, and his breath is warm against your skin as he speaks.
"everyone is saying i'm abandoning you, but that's not true." he whines.
"i know, baby. i don't care." you laugh softly, absentmindedly playing with the soft strands of his hair. he settles into you, and it's almost sweet, until he starts nipping at your skin.
"tooru, what are you doing?" you can't find it in yourself to chastise him too harshly, but you do have to restrain yourself from pulling back.
"jus' want to show everyone that you're still my girl." he peers up at you, licking his lips. "you'll let me do that, won't you?"
tooru bites and sucks at your skin, sharp canines grazing your soft flesh. he sucks at your most sensitive areas while he works his fingers in and out of your gushing cunt. when he pulls his fingers out and holds them up, so the sunlight can shine and really highlight how much of your juices is coating his digits, he smiles. his girl gets this wet just from him marking you up?
as he sucks on his fingers, relishing in the way you taste, he can't help but be happy to know that no matter how far away the two of you are from each other (for now), you're still his girl.
౨ৎ RINTAROU SUNA
your fans are telling you: suna doesn't care about you. suna doesn't put forth any effort into your relationship. suna literally streams on twitch during the off-season yet he can't seem to ever post you?? suna doesn't deserve you. suna—
suna is a lot of things, but nothing like the deadbeat, ashamed boyfriend allegations. in fact, all your well-meaning fans are so far off on how he treats you that you and him get a good laugh from the outrageous conclusions they've jumped to.
you posted: a photo of rintarou with his head on your lap, and you've got your fingers playing with his hair. it's a sweet photo, really. except for the fact that you decided to pair it with an audio that's a snippet of a song that goes "he's so pretty when he goes down on me" and a caption that reads this song is so relatable 🤍
ᯓ ᡣ𐭩
anyone who thinks rintarou is a selfish lover, a lazy lover, someone who merely tolerates you or is ashamed to be with you... they clearly don't know either of you very well.
because even when he's exhausted from practice, rintarou comes home craving you. craving your sweetness, your warmth, your love — and your pussy. he's obsessed. rintarou suna loves to eat you out, and he does it with such passion, such enthusiasm, that it's hard to refuse him, even if he's been going at it for the past hour.
your juices are leaving a stain on the bedsheets, and your slick is coating your inner thighs. it doesn't help that rintarou is messy with his technique. he needs your legs spread for him, granting him easy access for him to just dig in. he's still in his practice jersey, and when he feels your grip loosening from the strands of hair you're tugging at, he'll slow down his pace, calming down to just tiny kitten licks while he peers up at you.
your head is thrown back in pleasure, and your hips have a mind of their own as they still jut forward, as if trying to bring your cunt impossibly closer to him. no need for that, really, seeing as how he craves to bury himself in your warmth, to suck on your cute little clit and have you humming all over his tongue.
"rinnie." you whine out, still subconsciously bucking up your hips. he smiles before resuming his original ministrations, gluttonous and greedy with how sloppy and hungry he is with you. if you're still capable of talking, then you're not too fucked out to not allow him to get his fill.
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His Favourite
Summary: It's no secret that Max Verstappen has no time for press, media and interviews. That is unless you're there.
Requested: Yes / Anon
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ynln: missed this place
username: YES CONFIRMED YNS BACK !!!
username: oh max is gonna love this
redbullracing: our favourite journalist
| username: ok hi max
username: thank god when she didnt show up for the first two gp's i was worried
username: max has been so annoyed girl get back in that media pen
| ynln: 🏃🏼♀️🏃🏼♀️🏃🏼♀️🏃🏼♀️
maxverstappen1: never leave again
| username: lmao not max exposing himself
| ynln: 🫠
| username: yns screaming rn i just know it
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redbullracing: Media days just got better
username: the difference between yn interviewing him to anyone else is so funny
username: the way hes so cold in interviews and then yn shows up and suddenly he has so much to say
ynln: always a pleasure 🤭
| maxverstappen1: Glad you're back
| username: are they dating?
username: its the fact they have to post only from yns interviews bc he looks miserable every other time
username: did someone let max write the caption??
username: ok but even redbull ships them
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ynln: lovely to speak to the drivers, good luck for tomorrow!
maxverstappen1: but I'm your favourite, yes?
| lando: nah mate that's me, right @/ynln?
| ynln: no comment 😶
| username: tell him he's ur fav its killing him
username: shes acc so shy and yet all the drivers love her
username: landos getting rammed on the track tomorrow
username: ive never seen max smile so much
| username: and when i say they're in love
username: i dont think ive ever been earlier than Max wtf
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maxverstappen1: Good fun, good race, good company 💪🏻 💪🏻 💪🏻
username: and guess who he's looking at in slide 4
| username: wait is it actually yn
| username: yeah she caught him on the way to the garage
yln: congratulations!
| maxverstappen1: Best company
| username: you know she is blush and giggling like crazy
| ynln: 🫠
| username: as if there was any doubt yn was the good company
username: he's in love
username: not yn getting her own slide
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ynln: another day, another city
username: MAX MAX MAX
username: pretty girl
username: imagine being her, this pretty, travels the world and max verstappen is in love with you
maxverstappen1: Why are you at the McLaren garage, Redbull is better
| username: lando count your days
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ynln: I guess I'm good at my job
username: they way he just WILL NOT do media without her anymore
username: tell me how bad you were screaming when he demanded you personally
| ynln: 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭
username: the highest compliment girl
username: ok jokes aside he lightens up so much when hes around her its adorable
maxverstappen1: Making you sign a contract so only you can do my interviews
| ynln: ✍🏻 ✍🏻 ✍🏻
| username: hes such a diva
username: he flirts so boldly and shes so giggly and shy omg i love it
username: not max saying to her face shes his favourite and her being speechless
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maxverstappen1: Brilliant weekend! 💪🏻💪🏻 What a race!!
username: ah it wouldn't be a max post without yn
username: 🦁🦁🦁
username: man gets p1 and still posts her
username: i know every time she makes it into one of his posts shes so giggly
| ynln: please don't expose me like this
| username: SCREAMING
username: i love that you can always spot when yn is interviewing even when shes behind the camera
username: HIM SAYING TO HER 'THAT WIN WAS JUST FOR YOU, Schatje (sweetheart)' !!! CUT TO YN GIGGLING SO BAD AND NOT BEING ABLE TO RECOVER FOR THE REST OF THE INTERVIEW AND MAX LOOKING SO PROUD
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YN: You've, I mean obviously it has been a brilliant weekend for you! Is there anything different this season that's helping you?
Max: The pretty journalist for sure, the more wins you get the more media time you have.
YN's eyes widen and a blush spreads across your cheeks, stammering out another question as Max grins, proud of himself and so much affection in his gaze.
redbullracing: Whatever gets him to do an interview.
username: OMG not redbull just exposing them
username: shes so flustered, stop thats so cute
username: imagine max verstappen calling you pretty
username: watch the rest of the interview, she could not recover
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username: no way you got her moved from mclaren 😭
username: diva
username: just tell her you love her atp
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ynln: your favourite driver's favourite journalist
username: wow this is so bold for her
username: her in red bull merch !!!
| username: you just know max gave it to her bc she was in mclaren
| ynln: no comment 😶
| username: WOW
| username: i fear for lando on the track
maxverstappen1: My favourite
| ynln: i need to lay down 🫠
maxverstappen1: You look good in my colours
| username: post three is yn rn after reading this comment
| ynln: @/username please dont expose me
| ynln: deleting this app
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YN: Not the best start to the weekend for you.
Max, laughing and shaking his head: Not at all. I blame you.
YN, smiling nervously: Oh, it's my fault?
Max: Yes, if I wasn't so focused on keeping you for Redbull I would have done better in qualifying. Perhaps a deal for the real race, something to look forward to? I win, you let me take you out.
YN, blushing so brightly and left speechless.
Max, grinning: I'll take that as a yes.
redbullracing: Who needs points and trophies to cross the finish line?
username: forget the points max, get the girl !!!
username: its happening omg
username: she likes him sm you can just tell she wants to flirt back
username: if anyone else had done that interview and started with 'not the best' he'd have been so mad
| username: fr instead he just laughed !!!
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maxverstappen1: better than a trophy 🏆
username: wait they actually went out???
username: she looks so happy
username: look at my parents
ynln: perfect night💙
| maxverstappen1: Perfect girl
| username: this feels illegal to see
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ynln: simply lovely
username: THE CAPTION
username: omg theyre still together
maxverstappen: Best day with you 💙
username: love yn posting the fan pic of them kissing
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maxverstappen1: Couldn't have asked for a better weekend 💪🏻
username: THE KISS
ynln: what a win 💙🏆
username: hes been looking so good lately
username: boyfriend life suits him
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ynln: that's my winner right there 💙
username: they've both been looking so good lately
username: shes been so bold lately i love it
maxverstappen1: mijn mooie meisje (my pretty girl)
| ynln: 💙💙💙
username: my parents i love them 😭
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YN: So you've been on a winning streak lately,
Max: Yes I've got to keep your eyes on me somehow, traitor.
YN laughing: It was one day of media in McLaren months ago! That you dragged me out of by the way. But yes, you're certainly impressing everybody lately.
Max: I'm impressing you too though, right?
YN rolling your eyes: Yes Max, I'm impressed love.
Max grins and looks smug.
redbullracing: Whatever motivates you, @/maxverstappen1 💪🏻🏆
username: SHE CALLED HIM LOVE ON LIVE TV
username: redbull is so over them and so in love with them
username: ok but is nobody going to talk about how much more confident she is
| username: no bc if he had said that to her months ago she'd have been a blushing mess
| username: and now look at her, giving it as good as she gets
username: he looks so proud
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ynln: moments like this with my love 🤍
maxverstappen1: Mijn mooie meisje, ik ben voor altijd van jou 💙 (my beautiful girl, i am yours forever)
| ynln: i love you so much
username: i want this
username: matching outfits !!!
username: you can see how blushy she is in slide 1 im obsessed
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┌─ ⟢ VISITING HIS PRACTICE WITH THE KIDS

𐔌─ cw. fem!reader. pregnancy. mentions of reader breast feeding. suggestive in oikawa’s.
𐔌─ characters. atsumu. oikawa. bokuto. rinatarou
bokuto omegaverse when?!?
Miya Atsumu
Everyone loves Miya Atsumu’s little family. The media is obsessed with his cute babies that go viral almost every time they step out of the house—almost as much as they’re obsessed with how much you glow during your pregnancies.
He’s almost positive there are about as many pictures of him and his twin combined as there are of your bump. He’s not jealous. Nope. Totally not jealous that when he gets approached by fans, they’re asking what stretch mark cream you use instead of asking for an autograph.
So it’s no surprise when you come to the gym to bring his forgotten lunch, and before he can even take a bite of his sub, half of his team has surrounded you.
“Aren’t you just the cutest little thing,” Bokuto grins, picking up your toddler son and mock-throwing him in the air.
“Careful!” You chastise him before relaxing when you hear your son squeal a chorus of “Again, again!”
Aren’t you supposed to say hi to me first son? Atsumu thinks, pouting slightly before turning to his daughter with a smile—only for that smile to be immediately wiped off his face when he sees her in the arms of Hinata, blowing slobbery kisses.
“What the hell?!” He gasps.
You look up at him from your spot next to him. “What’s wrong, baby?” You frown, rubbing your small bump.
“Nothin’, angel,” He sighs, placing his calloused hand over yours. At least he’s got the attention of his wife and their little grape.
“How’s the b—”
“Y/N! It’s so good to see you! My wife keeps bothering me to ask what stroller you use!”
Later, when you leave, you find a text from Atsumu; I'll be coming home for lunch next time ! >:( .
Bokuto Koutarou
Back in high school, Koutarou was nicknamed “The Owl,” but now, well into his professional volleyball years, superfans have taken to calling him The Wolf.
Not because of a dry, stressed-out personality—no, because it seems like he has three hundred kids.
Every year, he’s posting another skin-to-skin picture with a newborn and a sappy caption. His team jokes that he needs to get off of you (he’s pretty sure some of them are serious), but he doesn’t care. Especially not when his pups start cheering for him, even after he hits the ball out of bounds.
Screams of encouragement—and a few screaming just to see how loud they can get—echo throughout the gym. You would’ve thought the stands were packed. Nope. Just his fan-proclaimed pack.
“KILL! KILL! DESTROY THEM NOW!”
One of his sons starts choking himself out. His daughters jump up and down on the bleachers, and in the middle of the rowdiness, he hears a small baby screeching just because his siblings are.
“Thank you, pups! I didn’t do great, but A+ on the enthusiasm!” Bokuto shouts from the court. A teammate beside him flinches at the sheer volume. So that’s where the kids get it from.
“YES, DAD, YES!” His kids scream back.
In the middle of it all, you sit there, giving Kou the biggest smile—the same one you gave him when he asked you out, the same one you gave him when he married you, the same one you gave him every time you announced another pregnancy.
And he’s so overcome with love that he can’t help but think about having another baby—just to have somewhere to spill all this love into.
Suna Rintarou
You and your daughter watch with bright eyes as Rin walks out of his gym building and makes his way toward the car.
The moment he slides into the passenger seat—despite being sweaty from hours of practice—you both grab onto him in a hug, your daughter unbuckled and leaning over the console.
“Hi, Daddy!” She runs a hand over his stubble and giggles when Rin pretends to bite her.
“Hi, princess,” he grins before turning to you. “Hi, queen.”
He teases, leaning over to kiss you, and you can’t help but smile into it.
“How was practice, Daddy?”
Suna breaks the kiss to answer, but before he can, he notices another small body in the backseat—headphones on, eyes glued to the game in his hands. Suna reaches over and pulls off one of his son’s headphones.
Like his father, his son merely glances up with a questioning expression.
“No hey Dad, glad you didn’t break your wrist at practice, so we don’t have to go homeless and move in with Uncle ‘Samu and starve to death because he eats all the food?” Suna mimics his son’s unimpressed face.
“You’re so dramatic, Dad.” His son grumbles but leans in when Suna playfully messes up his hair.
“Imagine the horror. No snacks, no food—we’ll all be forced to wake up at five in the morning and work all day at the restaurant.”
A chorus of mortified groans fills the car. The Suna family was not made for early mornings.
He turns back to his daughter. “It was good, baby.”
She smiles, murmuring something that sounds like that’s good before settling back to watch whatever her older brother is playing. Like his son, she wasn’t much of a talker either. You were the talker of the family, always filling in the silence.
You cup his cheek. “You gotta get back soon.”
“I know,” he mumbles, leaning into your touch. “Just one more kiss, then we’ll go.”
One kiss turns into five, and soon enough, the kids are gagging and shouting for you two to stop.
“Dad! Stop kissing Mom and go make that money you were talking about! So freakin’ nasty.”
Oikawa Tooru
His team was having an unofficial official practice at the beach today, and it was days like this that Tooru loved playing for a team in the hot climate of South America.
Plus, the sun-kissed tan was a bonus. He always looked amazing in every photo taken of him.
Some of his teammates were lounging, so they were the first to see it. Oikawa was so focused on what he was doing that he paid the whistling no mind—until one of his teammates shook his shoulder.
He looked up with a glare, but it quickly disappeared when he saw what they were pointing at—a woman in a bikini, walking toward them with a small child.
More specifically, his woman and his child.
“Stop fuckin’ whistling at my girl!” Oikawa shouted, flipping his team off before jogging over.
“Princess, what are you doing here?” He barked, using his body to shield your chest from their eyes.
The baby on your hip babbled an unintelligible greeting before grabbing onto his father. Oikawa lifted him to his bare chest, pressing his nose to his soft little head—one hand still holding you close.
“Toru, get off! It’s too hot, and you’re all sweaty,” you whined, pushing at his chest. “And stop being all jealous. It doesn’t suit you.”
You huff before standing on your tippy toes to kiss his cheek.
“Well, I wouldn’t be jealous if I didn’t know at least five of my teammates have a hard-on right now because my tits are practically out!”
“The only reason my breasts are like this is because you got me pregnant! I’m breastfeeding your son!”
You laugh at his ridiculousness and reach for your son. Oikawa tightens his grip and pouts.
“I’m coming with.”
“What? You’re at practice!”
“It’s not a real practice. And besides, I need to be there to defend you from all the men who think they can be stepdaddy.”
He takes the beach bag from you. You roll your eyes—but you can’t help but smile
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r/AmITheAsshole u/THEsajaboy • 17 hours ago
My manager said I’m “unprofessional” and all I can think about is how I want her all for myself. AITA?
feat. saja boys (jinu-centric) ⎯⎯ wc. 1.5k
content: female reader, manager!reader, fluff, slight crack, gets kinda dark at the end, possessive jinu, no beta we die like me after finding out that lee byung-hun is the voice of gwi-ma
note. goofy ass...
I (400, M) have a really cute manager and I kinda like her. Sometimes I tease her to get her attention (you know, like all men do) but yesterday, she tells me that I’m unprofessional and I piss her off :(
“Jinu! What did I say about posting Instagram stories without going through me first?!”
Abby is quick to scramble away from the scene of the crime, taking his phone with him. Baby, who’s looking for something to drink, quietly closes the fridge and speed-walks to the living room.
No one wants to be in your line of sight when you’re angry, demon or not.
Meanwhile, the source of all your headache is slumped over the kitchen table lazily, scrolling his phone with one hand. His other hand is deep in a bowl of popcorn as he munches away without a care in the world.
“Jinu!” Slamming your hand on the table, Jinu finally angles his head to look at you.
“Oh, hey, manager.” He smiles dazzlingly. “What did I do now?”
You exhale in frustration, knowing that Jinu loves to press your buttons. “Who’s on your Close Friends list?”
Jinu tilts his head. “There’s only one person. Guess.”
“I’m really not in the mood to play games.”
“Aww, come on~”
Instead of trying to talk with a man with the personality of a seven year old, you opt to do this the easy way: you snatch Jinu’s phone and checks his Instagram settings, sighing in relief when you see only one person in his Close Friends list:
You.
“Very funny. As if you don’t annoy me enough in the real world already, you just had to insert yourself into my online life too.” Grumbling in annoyance, you deleted his dumb story as an extra measure before handing it back to him. “Why would you post a photo of me and caption it with ‘smash’?!”
“Because...” Jinu slings an arm around your waist, pulling you closer to him with one swift motion, “I would...?”
That answer must’ve not been good enough because Jinu earns himself a hard smack on the arm.
“You’re the most unprofessional idol I’ve ever had the misfortune of working with! If you piss me off one more time, I swear—!”
She’s indeed very competent at her job and she takes things very seriously. That’s part of why I like her... and also why I like to tease her. I just want her to be able to let loose and take it easy instead of always worrying about numbers and charts and promos. For the record, we actually have a pretty good relationship.
“Damn it!”
The Saja Boys didn’t even look up from their telenovela, already used to your outbursts by now.
“What now?” Jinu deadpans, “Did they cancel the feature?”
“No, worse.” You sigh, “Golden is so damn catchy.”
The boys’ head slowly turns to your direction.
“You saved it on your Spotify playlist, didn’t you?!” Jinu points, gasping in horror.
“I-” Hiding your phone behind your back, you stand up under the critical eyes of the Saja Boys, “What I do in my free time is none of your concern!”
“Have you saved Soda Pop on your playlist, have you or have you not?” Jinu narrows his eyes, crawling from the sofa to the chair where you’re sitting.
You quickly turn your attention back to your phone and clicked the plus button.
“There! I have! Of course I have!”
“Traitor!”
“It’s not what it looks like!”
.
.
.
But it is, because the next time Jinu discovers your traitorous ways is when he catches you humming a ‘We're goin' up, up, up..’ in the living room sofa as you scroll that week’s stats.
“Traitor, stop humming that song now!”
Jinu’s tickling your sides mercilessly, making you scream.
“I can’t believe we have a traitor amongst our midst!” Your laughter is infectious because he’s also smiling now. However, what you did still annoyed him and so he will punish you for that.
You try to roll away and shove him but he quickly moves on top of you, holding you in a vice-like grip as he continues his assault on your sides. You and your little arms are no match for him.
“Jinu! Ahahaha! Sto-hahaha! Ji-ahahaha!”
Upon seeing tears running down your cheeks, Jinu finally decides to take pity on you and stop his tickling. The two of you are huffing now, trying to catch your breath. None of you are moving from your position.
“Asshole,” you huff, but your eyes are smiling. “You’re so annoying.”
Jinu leans down, “But you like me annoying.” he grins, savoring the way your cheeks glow scarlet and your eyebrows furrow at your inability to make a comeback.
When you’re no longer able to fight, you choose flight.
You break away from Jinu’s grasp to stand up but your leg gets tangled with his. “Crap!”
Jinu pulls you before your back hits the edge of the table and you crash, instead, on his sturdy chest. When you look up, Jinu is smirking down at you. He doesn’t say anything, yet he doesn’t let you go. It’s like there’s a magnetic pull between the two of you. The way Jinu looks at you intently has your breath hitching.
‘Is he going to..’
You know this is not right, but you can’t move when his grip on your body keeps tightening. You can practically smell his cologne now, his eyes never leaving you even when he angles his head and your lips part—
Abby and Baby burst through the door with pizza boxes and a big bag of energy drinks, unaware of what just went down in the living room sofa.
“What are you two doing?” Abby questions, eyeing the two of you in suspicion.
“It’s not what it looks like!”
Jinu narrows his eyes when you scramble away from his lap. Damn it. And he was so close.
Lately I feel like I get jealous a lot. I even scare myself during those moments because I get so inexplicably angry when I see her with other men. I feel like I want to monopolize her.
“Abby, the shirt stays on!”
Jinu sighs quietly when the music comes to a screeching stop. Next to him, Mystery slumps to the ground. He doesn’t blame him; they’ve been trying to shoot a ‘dance practice’ video for over an hour now.
“Sorry, sorry. It’s a passive skill.” Abby grins sheepishly, walking over to you, who’s sitting crosslegged on the floor. “Are you sure, though? Surely the fans appreciate some.. service.” Abby squats down to your height and flexes proudly, the layer of sweat on his muscles glistening.
You look away, suddenly feeling flustered. “I swear..”
Jinu raises an eyebrow at this.
“Ha! I knew our manager also appreciates some of... this!”
His flexing only causes you to blush even more. Sure, you’ve also managed other boy groups before, but all of them are the cute, respectful type who calls you ‘noona’ and looks up to you with puppy-dog eyes.
The Saja Boys, though? They’re in a league of their own.
The ice cold water bottle to your burning cheek is a lifesaver. You turn to see Romance, looking at you unblinkingly.
His goofy face makes you laugh. “Thanks. Sure is hot in here.”
Before you can finish drinking, Jinu is already by your side, seizing your arm and dragging you with him.
“Whoa- wait!”
When the two of you is outside, Jinu stops. Truth be told, he also doesn’t know why he reacted like that.
“Jinu? What’s gotten into you?”
What has gotten into him, indeed? All he knows is when you look at someone else, his heart churns. When you get flustered and it’s not because of him, something dark writhes inside him.
The Saja Boys are his comrades, but if they get in his way, he’ll—
“Jinu! It hurts!”
Your yelp breaks his train of thoughts. He quickly lets go of your arm. “S-sorry.”
“What’s wrong? You’re scaring me!”
Jinu just stares at you, his jealousy growing even deeper when he remembers you smiling and laughing with the other members.
Someday, when you see his true colors, are you going to leave him?
“Jinu!”
Your grip on his shoulders is secure, anchoring him back down to reality. Jinu looks at you and smile. “I guess I feel left out when I see you getting along with everybody..”
“What? Jinu...”
“I know I’m a handful. You probably hate working with me, and—”
You pull him into a hug. Although you scold him a lot, you don’t want him to misunderstand your feelings: he’s a great guy and you like him. Sure, you think he’s an all-around cocky guy and that ego of his can be knocked down a notch, but... to think that someone like Jinu can also feel self-conscious...
“Don’t be so hard on yourself, Jinu. I can never hate you.”
Jinu smiles, slipping his arms around your waist to hug you back. Has he been approaching this with the wrong tactic? The gears in his brain are turning, thinking of ways to bind you to him.
All the while, his demon mark gleams silently.
I think she likes me but she wants to take things slow because she’s still unsure of her feelings. The problem is, I’m not a patient man and I want to have her all to myself ASAP. I can’t risk her having second thoughts. What can I say? I love her so much, so it should be normal, right? So what do you think?
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