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@proshipper-on-ship thank you for the Dick & Dan idea you added to my other post, please enjoy some of the fall out your comment resulted in haha
“So,” Bruce tried, looking hesitantly pleased at the surprisingly light atmosphere around the table. “Anything new and exciting going on with anyone?”
There was a smattering of answers from around the table. Jason didn’t offer anything - which wasn’t surprising, that he was even there and largely not starting a fight was more than enough as far as Dick was concerned - but with some ribbing from Steph, Tim eventually admitted to finally asking that boy he’d been interested in out. Dick joined in on teasing his little brother - and even Jay gave, for him, some gentle ribbing over finally getting the balls to do something, eh Timberland? - while very carefully avoiding mentioning his own sorta-kinda thing with Dan in Bludhaven. He’d deal with his siblings making him miserable and embarrassed over it all when he actually scored a date with him thanks very much.
Things were going good.
And then Damian cleared his throat, looking imperious and uninterested at the same time as he waited for everyone to turn to look at him.
“I have an announcement on an alteration to my personal life.” He declared, chin up and looking like he was already over this whole family-bonding-time thing, which was fair. Damian had gotten better over the years, but he was still not exactly the cute and cuddly little brother. Dick still had the scar from the last time he tried to hug Dami without warning a year ago and got stabbed for the effort. Still, he was sharing, willingly even! That’s progress!
At the head of the table Bruce tilted his head, looking as cautiously hopeful as Dick felt over the youngest Wayne actually offering to share something personal. “Have you decided on what college you want to go to then?”
“No.” Dami dismissed easily, without more than a glance in Bruce’s direction. “Night and I have decided to take some time to travel before continuing any further schooling.”
Huh, honestly, Dick was kinda surprised. With how much of a perfectionist Dami was, he’d thought he’d throw himself into college with the same ferocious, competitive drive he did everything else. But then again, if Elle Nightingale was going to be taking a gap year or two, it wasn’t as if it was that much of a surprise that Dami would go and join her.
The two gremlins had been practically inseparable since they were twelve and discovered a shared love of stabbing people and adopting every animal they see. If Dami’s best friend was going to go gallivanting across the world like she always dreamed of doing, Dick couldn’t actually be that surprised that Dami would be going with her.
Dick took a sip of his drink as Dami opened his mouth to continue with what was probably going to be to most people the world’s most harrowing game of “how many incredibly dangerous animals can we see before we end up dead on our gap year” that the two demons were undoubtedly planning.
He regretted taking that sip almost immediately as Damian said, “Night and I took our marital vows yesterday. She sends her regrets that she was unable to join us for family dinner tonight.”
Predictably, the room broke out into utter chaos.
Dick choked on his drink, spraying across the table and splattering Babs with a shower of wine. She didn’t even seem to notice, dropping her own glass as she snapped her head over to stare at Damian, the sound of breaking glass and a deep red stain pooling across the table following as she did. At the end of the table, Jay made a noise like a dying goose as the samosa he’d just popped in his mouth threatened to kill him. Cass, perhaps the most outwardly calm at the proclamation, only stared with wide eyes at her younger brother as she hit Jason on the back in an attempt to make sure he didn’t die.
Dick could practically hear the old shrieking AOL dial up noise that was Tim’s brain attempting to process what his little brother had just said, while sitting next to him Steph gave a small shriek of you what? Duke’s head was on a swivel, eyes darting from Damian, to another family member, to Damian and back again as if unsure who to even look at in the moment.
Bruce just…stared, frozen in place, face caught in the most open look of shock Dick thinks the man has ever shown in his life.
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Damian sniffed and cast a caustic look towards - of all people - Jason, “Unlike some people, I share my good news with the family in a timely manner.”
Jay sputtered, “You know what, fuck you! Fine, you want me to share the news?” Jay snapped his head towards the rest of them. “Jazz is pregnant, baby is due next month on the sixth. Baby shower’s next weekend at Robinson Park, show up or don’t, I really don’t give a fuck.”
Or maybe he was just going to try to kill them with a heart attack.
“What the fuck?!”
“Language!”
“Who the fuck is Jazz?!”
“Language!”
“Night’s elder sister and guardian, Drake, keep up. You should know this, you’re dating her brother.”
“I’m what?”
“And Grayson is having flirtations with her other brother.”
“Dan is Elle’s older brother? Wait - how do you know about that?”
“Todd and I are in the Nightingale family group chat. We have endured far too much waxing poet about your posterior over the past months.”
“Why do they all have variations of the same name? Who gives all their children the same name?”
“He likes my ass?”
“Oh my god, bigger picture Dick, focus.”
“Seriously, do they all have the same name outside of the older sister? I feel like we need to acknowledge they all have the same name.”
“Can we go back to the fact that Damian got married? To Elle? Yesterday? How did you even do that without anyone knowing?
“Dr. Nightingale is a notary.”
“...Dr. Nightingale as in the woman Bruce is investigating Dr. Nightingale?”
“Okay but the name thing? Please tell me you’re not naming the baby some variation of the name Daniel.”
“If the gremlins get their way it will be. Do you know how many lists we’ve made that they keep sabotaging?”
“So you have Dan’s number? Could you give it to me?”
“Jesus Christ, Dick I’m begging you.”
“Why did you guys even get married?”
“For the diplomatic immunity.”
“You don’t have diplomatic immunity.”
“I do now.”
“What does that mean?”
#oops i added a baby plot line#in my defense it seemed the funniest shit to add#bruce is losing his god damn mind#he's been convinced that jazz is up to something for so long#but hasn't been able to find anything on her#and now it turns out that four of his children are involved with her/her family#is this a conspiricy?#is there mind control happening?#how did he miss that Elle who has been coming over to his house for *six years* now was the younger sister of a person of interest?#how did he miss that Damian *married* her?#How did he miss that Jason was involved with Jazz in the first place???#JASON IS HAVING A BABY HE'S GOING TO BE A GRANDPA???#wait and now it turns out Tim is dating another Nightingale?#And Dick is involved with the same Nightingale?#No wait it's a different one#Why DO they all have the same name?#nevermind all that can wait he's going to be a GRANDFATHER#HE'S NOT READY TO BE A GRANDFATHER#Damian is just sitting there enjoying his meal#he for sure was recording the whole thing for Elle to watch later#he woke up and chose violence#this time it was just the violence where everyone ends up screaming at each other instead of bloodshed#alfred is just so done with his family's nonsense#he is very excited about finally having someone to give all of Bruce's old baby clothes too#dan and dick have been having a full on will they won't they in the background for months i've decided#dp x dc#anger manegment#brain dead#batfam#batman
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Looking Back (Part 2)
Lila looked around the reunion, annoyed. Adrien wasn't anywhere to be seen. The people she had control over weren't either. Lila smiled, spotting Marinette.
'Time to ruin her day. It'll be just like old times.'
"Marinette!" Lila smiled, walking up to her, "You can call me Mrs. Agreste. Adrien and I got married, after all."
"Congratulations!" Mari smiled.
Lila tried to keep the shock off of her face.
'Where are the tears? Where is the screaming?'
"We should go." A man walked up to Marinette spoke, "The kids are asleep, already."
'Kids? Marinette knows this guy? He's hotter than Adrien! How could she know him or his kids?'
"Already?" Marinette asked, "Oh, I guess it is late."
"Kids?" Lila asked, trying to keep the conversation going, "You.....have kids?"
"Oh, this is my husband." Marinette answered, "We got married seven years ago. We have a five year old and a two year old."
Before she could find out more, her husband pulled her towards the exit.
"Bye Mari!" her friends shouted, "Bye, Damian!"
Mari just waved and kept walking.
'I will not be ignored!'
"Bye Marinette!" Lila cried out, "I can't believe you're still so rude to me. You couldn't even say bye?"
Marinette stopped, turned and smiled, "Sorry, Lola. Bye."
'Lola?'
Lila seethed in anger. She had always thought of Marinette as her enemy, but it seemed she was just some distant memory to her.
Marinette's friend group continue to laugh after she had walked out of the reunion.
"I can't believe she called her that!" Ivan laughed.
"I wish I had recorded it." giggled Rose.
Lila stomped away, humiliated. She rushed outside of the venue and called Alya.
'She always answers! She's hopeless without me!'
Lila didn't expect Alya to be with the others.
"Oh it's you! Miss 'Popularity' herself!" Alya smugly replied.
"Excuse me?" Lila asked, "Alya this isn't like you."
"Oh, it's not?" she questioned, "Maybe I should drink more often then."
'She drunk. So she's useless. Wait! Maybe, I can use this to my advantage!'
"Alya, Marinette was so mean-" she began.
"All of Marinette's friends are successful!" Alya shouted, "Why do we all suck?"
'Huh?'
"Yeah!" Kim shouted, "We've listened to you since junior high! We trusted you! I have a gut and stuck as a PE teacher! Odine is at the Olympics!"
"Nino listened but he only hangs out with Adrien! After we broke up, he just got.....better!" Alya sneered, "He's a DJ who travels all over and I'm stuck running errand for other people at Tvi. I'm not even a reporter!"
"Why does Adrien saying you're un-fuckable?" Alix questioned.
"Excuse me?" Lila gasped.
Nathaniel scoffed, "He said he never dated you and he never would. Mr. Model was crying how he missed out on marrying Marinette and how you're not even his type!"
"Kitty Section listened to Marinette and they're famous!" Alix continued to rant. "Max works for her husband's company and he makes millions. It's like a millionaire club with them."
"Why are Marinette and her friends amazing people and all the people that listened to you miserable?" Alya sneered.
"Yeah!" the rest cried out.
Lila scoffed and hung up the phone. She tried to make the best of it and talk with other people, but she could see people pointing at her out of the corner of her eye. She pretended not to see them giggling and whispering at each other. She quickly made a break for the bathroom to collect herself. She hid in one of the stalls and took a deep breath. No one could know they got to her. They probably heard her call herself Mrs. Agreste.
'Stupid! I should have whispered it to her.'
"Who knew Marinette was such a savage!" she heard a girl say, as the door opened.
'Seriously?'
"She's matured so much!" Lila heard another voice speak.
"I know." the first voice answered, "I'm so happy for her. She went through so much shit with Chloe."
"Hey, did you believe about her being a bully?" the other voice questioned.
"Bullying Rossi?" they scoffed, "Hell no! Lila is a whiny bitch. She acted like she was four."
The second person laughed, "And those fake 'Pity Me' tears."
They both laughed.
"But Marinette callign her Lola-" they continued to laugh.
"Lila Rossi really is the Loud Obnoxious Lying Anti-Christ." one giggled.
"Juleka told me it use to be worse." the other continued.
"How?" they replied.
"Before she was 'LOLA', they would call her the 'STB: Stupid Thoughtless Bitch'." the girl answered.
Lila heard the other person snort.
"Then, they had to teach her safe sex before Wayne, so Mari started calling her an STD cuz she was like an infection that was hard to get rid of." the same girl continued.
"Wait?" one girl spoke, "Why did they have to teach her? She must have known by then."
Lila heard a giggle, "Apparently her and Wayne were eye fucking each other so badly when Mari started working at WE. You know she's the Wayne family's personal designer, right? Jagged Stone introduced them."
"Oh yeah. Didn't she make his Eiffel tower sunglasses when she was 13?" the other questioned.
"Yep. She did those and then worked on his album covers." one declared, "Not to mention the outfits he wore on stage, but seriously imagine undressing your future husband before even being with him."
"I can certainly see the perks." they replied.
"Anyways, the tension was so bad that Kitty Section went to Bruce's office to say he would likely get a grandchild soon, if his son didn't man up an d ask her out." one recalled, "They said it was like being one snap away from them going at it like animals at the office. Damian walked in and told them to stay out of his life and slammed the door. Bruce shouted he'd love grandkids and the next day Wayne asked her out."
"Damn." the other laughed, "From Ice Prince to Simp for Paris' Sweetheart?"
"Better than being known as Paris' Trashy Whore." the other scoffed, "Did you hear Rossi was trying to claim to be married to Adrien?"
"Shut up!" the other yelled, "She did not!"
"Yep." the other stated, "Hard to believe when Agreste was eye fucking Mrs. Wayne til Lola's Pack took him to the bar."
"Guess she's not such a frined now, huh?" the second girl called out.
"Let's go before Lola shows up." the first one declared, "She's bound to skulk in some bathroom 'til her group shows up and saves her from embarassment."
Lila heard the door open and close. She hadn't moved a muscle from whn they started talking. It wasn't until she blinked that she realized she was crying.
'That's why she didn't care.'
Marinette had always been the winner. No one had believed her. The few people that did were slowly turning against her. They were too drunk and were now blaming her for making their lives miserable. By tomorrow, they probably would have forgotten they said that.
Alya was constantly complainign about Nino's success now. Kim had lost to Odine too may times after their break up that he started to compulsively eat. He had lost his swimmer's body and had a giant gut. He'd poke it and complain about his life. His dating life wasn't that much better. He was constantly telling people 'He wasn't always like this. How he was ruined.'
Neither she nor Adrien modeled anymore. He worked for Gabriel and was plain miserable. He constantly complained about being watched and how he felt like he as under a microscope.
On the other hand, she would bring up about being a model and the date wouldn't end well. They would usually huff and tell her to pay for herself. Lila had finally shouted on one of her dates and questioned why. They replied they would only be wasting money on a salad or for her to throw up in the bathroom later. She stopped bringing it up after that.
Lila looked around. She was still in the toilet stall. Marinette was married with kids. Marinette was wealthy and married wealthy as well. Marinette had friends; she was famous and doing what she wanted.
She was still trying to find a guy to seduce to let her be a housewife and have access to an unrestricted credit card. Lila couldn't stop the sob that escaped her mouth. She had threatened Marinette in the bathroom and the bathroom is exactly where her dreams were shattered. No 'Prince Charming' was ever coming for her. She had chosen the wrong path in life and was now stuck on it. Her friends were just as friendly as she was. Everyone in her life was just as two-faced as she was and she hated it.
#lila rossi#lila lies#lila rossi jealous#marinette dupain cheng#dc x mlb#mlb x dc#damian wayne#marinette x damian#damian x marinette#reunion#lila exposed#class salt#wrong path#mochinek0
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continuation of the series "Mom, we miss you", Bruce's point of view without his wife
My love, I failed
Pairing: Bruce Wayne x Batmom! Reader
Genre: Angst
Warnings: Mention of death (obviously), Bruce ooc
Synopsis: Bruce took a chance to love again. Only to lose her.
A/N: okay a few things, thank you for all the requests ima work on them asap. second of all , back by popular demand we're gonna do Bruce. Third, I did Bruces differently;). Lastly, I might do Alfred too cuz like he's part of the fam too 🤭 anyways enjoy
THE MASTERLIST
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"Dear Y/N,
I only want to talk to you, so here I am. You're gone and I realize that. But I miss you so much and can't accept your death. I know you wouldn't want to see me like this, I know you would want me to be strong but I simply can't because you were my strength.
I have not seen the boys in months after your funeral, only one I've seen is Jason and that is because sometimes I will sit out here with him.
I call myself Batman and claim to be a hero. But you were more of hero then I am. You even had your own power. The power of love.
When you first came into my life, I didn't except us to adopt so many kids together or have Damian around. Hell, I didn't even expect us to ever get married. You used that power of love and casted a spell on me.
For all these years you have dealt with me, and I don't know how or why. I know I was a little bit rude to you sometimes but you still dealt with it even when I hurt you. When I got in that bad mood, you always found a way to bring me down to feel like myself again.
As for the boys, they each had their own flaws when they first came into our lives. But to you their flaws made you try even harder to show them you loved them. However, I will never understand how you get the boys to cling onto you like they did. Maybe you just showed them the mother's love they were missing in their life. Hell, you even showed me mother's love, and you are my damn wife.
But my darling, I never got to apologize to you properly. Out of all the times I should've, you came and apologized like it was your fault. I never even said I forgave you most times, because most times it wasn't your fault.
I'm sorry for how I was towards you most of the time. Especially when you were upset about me putting myself and the boys in danger. I realize how bad it was. I apologize for all the times I broke your heart, and didn't help you put it back together.
But last of all, I'm sorry for sleeping with Talia while you were gone that one time. I don't understand myself why you stayed. I know that caused you so much pain and it ate at you when you found out Damian is my biological son.
For going through all this you are proven to be the strongest person I will have ever known.
My love, I failed you. I have said this when it's too late but I hope you're watching me and listening, because I want you to know I'm sorry.
Your pain and suffering has ended. Your long with your mental health is over. You were super strong , and thats why you are The Batmom.
I love and miss you,
Bruce Wayne."
He was crying the whole time he read that to your grave. Which secretly had nothing in it.
Why?
The public visits your grave and Bruce knew they would. But all of your boys had some of your ashes. Tim, had the most.
Bruce had a locket with your wedding picture on it and inside some of your ashes, which he clutched and his tears fell and he read the letter he wrote.
There he sat, underneath the cherry blossom tree at 2:45am, at your grave. His apology unheard by others but hopefully heard by you, Batmom.
#fanfic#bruce wayne#damian wayne x batmom#batmom#bruce wayne x reader#bruce x reader#dc comics#dc universe#bruce#bruce wayne x batmom#tim drake x batmom#dick grayson x batmom#jason todd x batmom#batman#batfam#angst#dcu
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💜 Pairing: Damian Priest x f!Reader 💜 Summary: Damian’s girlfriend and Rhea have a deep hatred for one another, leaving Damian in the middle to referee. 🛑 Warnings: NSFW. Overstimulation, sex 18+ 💜 Notes: Spanish translations are at the end of the story. I do not speak Spanish, so if anything is incorrect, please let me know and I’ll fix it! ❤️ Thank you so much to @miss-kuki-nz for being my muse ❤️ 💜 Taglist: In the comments because I'm old and don't know how they work lol. If you’d like to be added, please click here! 💜 Requested By: @twistedprincess-92. Hope you enjoy!
“I am so tired of this bullshit,” Damian complained, unlocking the front door to his and his girlfriend’s home. He shoved it open, and no matter how angry he was, the man never forgot his manners, so he motioned for the tiny woman beside him to enter ahead of him.
Had she not been absolutely livid at the moment, she’d have swooned, as she was prone to doing, but as the situation stood, there would definitely be no swooning this time. “You and me both, babe,” she hissed as she passed him.
Damian slammed the door and locked it before stomping after her into the living room. He watched as she kicked her heels off and doffed her leather jacket, tossing it carelessly to the couch. She crossed her arms, and he knew it was going to be a long night. “You’re acting like you’re the one that should be mad right now,” he said, motioning in her direction.
“Are you saying I’m not?” she asked evenly, brows in her hairline, and it was that perfectly held-together tone that gave Damian an ominous chill down his spine.
“Yeah, I’m saying you’re not. I’m the one that has to referee his girlfriend and his best friend every damn time we go out somewhere.”
“Oh, poor you,” his girlfriend spat. “At least you’re not the one getting called a golddigger!”
“She did not call you a golddigger.”
“Wait, no, you’re right. What she said was you’re just like all the rest. Like the girl you dated before me who spent all your money.”
“She’s just looking out for me.”
“Well, Damian, which is it? Did she not say it or is she protecting a six-foot-five grown ass man who can take care of himself?”
Damian’s hands came to his head but they dropped quickly. “You both literally want the same thing. I don’t understand any of this.”
“Maybe we do want the same thing, but she’s the one being a bitch about it.”
“Oh, great. Next you’re gonna tell me she’s the one that started it.”
“Actually, she did.”
Damian’s eyes went to the ceiling. He couldn’t believe they were having this argument again. It had been almost a year since he’d introduced the love of his life to his best friend, and ever since that day, he hadn’t had a moment’s peace. Maybe the two women were simply too alike and would consequently never get along. So where did that leave him? He refused to choose between them, and he refused to allow them to bully him into choosing between them. Had they reached an impasse? Was this just supposed to be his life now? And when the couple inevitably got married, was Rhea not going to be invited?
“And what if I just say I’m done with it?” he suddenly asked, turning his head to look at his girlfriend.
She stared at him. “What does that mean?”
Damian sighed. “Never mind.”
“You wanna be done with me?”
“I didn’t say—“
“The hell you didn’t. I’m not in Rhea’s cool book, so you’re just gonna toss me aside?”
“You’re not lis—”
“Fuck you, Damian.”
His brows rose and he nodded. “Fuck me?”
“Fuck you.”
She stomped past him, glaring the whole way, and it was clear she didn’t want to be followed, nor did he particularly want to follow her. He knew the door slam was coming, but he still jumped just the same as he removed his jacket, dropping it over the back of the couch before he fell onto the cushions with a heavy sigh. He scrubbed his hands over his face, grabbed the remote, and turned on the television knowing full well he wasn’t interested in watching anything.
He was all threats, and she knew it. He wasn’t going to break up with her, and he wasn’t going to sever ties with Rhea, either. He would live with it, he supposed, like he had been, spending the rest of his life hoping things would change. In the meantime, he’d have to keep them separated. Like children.
“Damian?”
Damian stirred, clearing his throat, and his eyes slowly blinked open. He must have fallen asleep at some point as he was now prone on the couch, one boot on the cushion, the other on the floor. Had he heard his name in a dream? He sat up, yawning, and arched his back to work out the kinks.
“Papí?” his girlfriend called again from upstairs.
“Yeah, babe?” he replied, looking over his shoulder toward the staircase.
“Will you please come to bed?”
He smirked. Yeah, he was gonna live with it. He loved her too damn much. “I’m on my way.” He pulled his phone from his pocket to check the time, discovering a message from Rhea.
I love you, twin. I’m sorry. I’ll try to do better.
Damian’s smile only grew and his heart swelled, but then realized his girlfriend hadn’t been the first one to apologize. Did that bother him? Did it really matter? He could build on this. Light at the end of the tunnel. He turned the TV off before climbing the stairs and made his way down the corridor toward their bedroom. The door was open and the lights were off save for the nightlight near the bed on her side—she’d never admitted to it, but she had at least a slight fear of the dark. She was in bed, under the blankets, facing him, the azure hue from the nightlight painting her face in blues and shadows. Damian took his clothes off and crawled under the blankets behind her, pulling her naked body to his. That distended heart of his promised to pop, as his girlfriend cuddled back into him, rubbing her ass against his cock, moaning when his arms wrapped around her.
“I’m sorry, baby,” she mumbled. “You’re right. I’ve been a jerk. Rhea and I can figure this out.”
Damian’s grin could have lit up the entire room. They are just alike. He kissed her neck softly, attacking her spots as his hand drifted along her body. She squirmed when he cupped her breast, rocking her hips against his. “I know you will,” he growled, omitting the text from Rhea. “Because you’re wonderful.” He pinched an already hard nipple, ripping a groan from deep in her throat. “And you’re perfect.” His stiffening cock thrust against the crack of her ass, and she reached back to clutch his hip over the blankets. “And you’re so fucking sexy.”
She giggled. “You sweet-talker.”
“Mhmmm,” Damian mumbled, nibbling on her earlobe. His warm hand slid from her breast, the pads of his fingers skating along her abdomen, and she lifted her leg so those fingers could slip into her dampening pussy.
“Fuck,” she whined, tightening her thighs around his hand as she rode his digits. “Shouldn’t this be the other way around?” she breathed. “I’m the one that screwed up.”
“That makes me right,” Damian boasted, “which means I get what I want. And this is what I want.” His middle finger slid inside her, her hips bucking to accept and bring him deeper. “I’m gonna make you cum at least three times before I even fuck that pussy.”
And he made good on his word, working her over with his fingers until she was trembling beside him not once, not twice, but three times, and by the third time, his girlfriend was a sobbing, quivering, begging-for-mercy mess. She almost protested when Damian began to slide his stiff manhood inside her, and maybe she did a little, but her objection was weak and unconvincing. His hand on her thigh lifted her leg in the air, she pivoted her hips, and her pussy sucked him deeper within her, Damian groaning.
“God, I can’t,” she all but wept, “I can’t, I can’t.” She repeated the words in time with Damian’s pumps, and he nuzzled her neck with tender kisses.
“Yes, you can,” Damian panted. “You’re doing so good. You can take just a little bit more.” He placed her leg gently on top of its twin, tightening her already impossibly tight cunt, and he squeezed her hip before thrusting into her. “That’s it,” he whispered, watching with wild eyes as his girlfriend fisted the sheets and bit down on the pillowcase, “take it for Papí.”
His girlfriend lurched, strangled sounds escaping her lips as her pussy pulsed around him. And that was enough to send Damian over the edge. He pressed his face to her hair and emptied himself inside her, his hips stuttering, pounding, pausing, thrusting again. After several moments, he tried to pull out, but she grabbed hold of him anyway she could, and that’s where he stayed.
“Don’t even think about moving for at least the next five to seven hours.”
Damian chuckled. “Little sensitive?”
His girlfriend scoffed. “You would be too if you just came three times in a row.”
“Oh, you didn’t cum while we were fucking? Let me fix that.”
Her grip on him tightened. “Don’t even think about it. I swear, I don’t even know what Rhea and I are fighting about. I’m the one that needs protection from you.”
Damian laughed again. “I love you, mi vida.”
“I love you … jerk.” 🎀 Papí - Daddy 🎀 Mi vida - My life
#wwe fanfiction#wwe imagine#wwe x reader#damian priest x reader#damian priest smut#damian priest kinklist#damian priest fanfic#damian priest imagine#damian priest fanfiction#wwe fic#wwe fandom#wwe smut
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Unconditionally | D.P.
Summary: Can I request a Damian Priest x reader fic, where the reader and Damian were engaged, but she broke up with him when she found out she was pregnant with his baby and never told him. Reader gets invited to Rhea's wedding, and she knows Damian will be there, so she tries to ignore him, hoping he won't see her and her baby bump.
Author's Note: I saw his documentary yesterday, and it made me love him more. ❤️
Damian Priest Masterlist
Requested by Anon
Taglist: @theworldofotps @smallestsnarkestgirl @mrsarcherofinfamy @terrortwinunicorn @miss-kuki-nz @magicalbuttertarts
Y/N sighed and stared at herself in the mirror. Black was supposed to be slimming. Her three month old pregnant stomach appeared like she was stealing a watermelon from a grocery store. Granted, she knew she was exaggerating. She wasn't that big yet. The bump just needed to not be seen for a few more months. The frustrated woman threw her hands in the air. She would give up on hiding the bump, for now.
"High heels, high heels," she spoke in frustration as she dug through her suitcase. Normally, she was so calm and collected. Not today. Today was the day she would lock eyes on her fiance for the first time since they broke up. She found her high heels and slipped them on her feet. With one final look in the mirror, she deemed herself ready for the wedding.
Y/N felt tears in her eyes as Rhea Ripley exchanged vows with Buddy Matthews. This was supposed to be her in October. She was supposed to marry Damian. The father to the baby who is currently growing inside of her. Instead, she broke up with him. He expressed that he never wanted a child. Besides, his career was hotter than ever right now. A baby would slow all that down.
The wedding ended with a kiss between the happy couple. The newlyweds looked so happy together. As the guests watched the newlyweds leave to take pictures, her eyes locked with Damian. His brown eyes were filled with hurt and longing. Y/N managed to look away when the guests were ushered to go inside for the after party.
Without wasting another second, Y/N rushed inside before the crowd. She needed to be as far from Damian as possible. He couldn't know about the baby. She couldn't be the reason his career was changed.
From her seat, she watched as the couple had their first dance. A few tears slid down her cheek. This was supposed to be her future in a few months. Now, it was all for nothing. She was going to end up alone. Y/N stood up from her seat to get some fresh air outside. The last thing she heard inside was an Irish accent urging him to go after her.
Y/N sat in her car. Her face buried in her hands as she cried. She knew it would hurt to see him, but not like this. The hole in her heart felt bigger than before. A dull ache that she swore hurt when she even attempted to breathe. The front passenger door opened and closed next to her. Someone sat in the passenger seat.
"Hey," a deep voice greeted. "Everything okay?"
Y/N looked up to see Damian. Her mascara ran with her tears down her cheeks. She gulped and shook her head. Nothing was okay. Everything was horrible. All she wanted to do was have him back, but it was selfish. His handsome features turned to worry. Before he could ask, she confessed everything.
"I am pregnant, and it's yours. I thought I could do it alone. I wanted you to continue your career. Your parents and siblings are so proud of you, but I don't know if I can do this alone,"
The car was painfully silent. Silent tears fell down her cheeks as she waited for him to speak. He needed to say something, anything. She feared that she was right the entire time. He didn't want anything to do with her or the baby.
"Wait, you broke up with me because you are pregnant?" He asked. He threw his hands in the air. His hands wiped over his face. "Why would you do that? Why didn't you tell me?"
"I didn't want you to stop your career. I know how you are. You don't back back. You did everything to get in the WWE. I didn't want to take it from you," she answered. Based on his reaction, that wasn't a good enough reason.
"I love you for you, Y/N. We made this baby together, not just you. I want to be there. I want us back. I miss you, mi amor. You have no idea how hard it has been for me," he admitted. He rubbed her stomach with his hand. She placed a hand on his and smiled. "I love you, Y/N, unconditionally,"
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cressie's archive : drafts/unposted
here is EVERY SINGLE UNFINISHED DEVELOPED DRAFT I have :3
Danganronpa
cruel summer // wrecked at sea
The setting sun paints you in red, the image terrifying yet so comforting to the boy. You look like the devil. Komaeda hears the sound of the boat approaching the dock in the background. "I'll see you in five years, Komaeda."
prom queen // ultimate pageant queen reader
Servant watches, heart heavy, mind a mess. That was supposed to be him. He's supposed to be the one to serve you. He feels you had taken what he said personally. It wasn't like he was wrong, but maybe he did need to apologize for not taking your emotions seriously.
white (lies) // eating disorder
You despise the taste of food on your lips, yet you lie to Teruteru about how delicious his cooking was. Komaeda hates people like you
(untitled) // yokai au // dead dove do not eat
Komaeda sighs as he turns into a human, and he grumbles. He didn't want to hex the area, but if he's going to have to find you, then so be it. If you die because of some unfortunate accident again, he's going to kill himself for real this time.
and baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun // pt of gambling au
Komaeda works to pay back that debt. Would you still pick him if he wasn't yours by force?
gold // isekaied reader
Chiaki clings onto you, unsure as to why you ran so fast, yet she spots her classmates rushing after you while you run. She sees the interest that flashes across Kamukura's face. She notices the ragged breath you run downhill with. Chiaki doesn't know what you're so scared of; yet, as you slam the door behind you, breath ragged, tears streaming, Chiaki thinks she knows.
(untitled) // future foundation ultimate god reader
Hinata is right. You don't like the look you took to be in the foundation. It crawls at your skin uncomfortably, and it looks nothing like how you were supposed to look. What happened to your hair? Your face? Your skin and limbs? You miss when you never took a form.
from elysium, with love // hades game au
With a spin of your robe, you're gone. Hinata stares at where you once were, and he does wonder how you do what you do. The incarnate of death. Hinata liked the cold of death. Your touch was welcome on his warm skin, even more so to his legs which burn of the lakes of Tartarus. The touch of death was welcome to him.
hype boy // food vlogger + college // dual pov fic
while vlogging at the newest cafe on campus, you pay Hinata $15 to bite and record him swallowing the coffee puck. He goes viral as a result.
DC
was it real or just for show? // engaged
You fly out because Tim Drake doesn't care for you anyway. Why is he so adamant about finding you if he doesn't give a shit and returns late all the time?
i want you for worse or for better // mercenary + royal
First Prince Dick Grayson has just had his engagement broken. That very night, he shows up at the pub you work at, drowning out his sorrows in enough liquor to kill an elephant
Red 19 // gambling + casino
Coin in your hand and wealth given to the neighborhood, you wonder if Red Hood is truly as unbreakable as everyone makes him out to be.
"Let's get married" // arranged marriage + soulmates // COMPLETED
When Tim's soulmate is slapped at a Wayne Gala, it seems natural that he should abuse soulmate laws and force them out of their abusive house. Too bad you're adamant about killing yourself.
High school, hi school // high school
Damian only knows you as the other artist in his class. When he crashes into your apartment on accident mid-fight, he worries you'll speak up on it. You don't, and when he turns you down at graduation, the story is supposed to end there.
surface, subface // hades game au
Tim doesn't remember why he still breaks out when his mother is already home? What is it? What is he missing? Why is there an aide managing mother's cottage now?
to live, to love, to lie // metahuman reader
You spend most of your time partying. Being overstimulated and numb was better than being understimulated and numb. A walking phonebook. A walking encyclopedia. Kon finds you partying one night, and one look is all he needs to grab you.
you're not mine // exes au
Tim never got to tell you he was Red Robin when you were dating, so he takes advantage of that and visits your art studio at night to hang out. Nevermind the fact that he was in the middle of divorce processions with his wife or whatever.
Tears of Themis
emerald green // arranged marriage
Years ago, Vyn remembers the feeling of his hand in yours, and both of you are unhappy. In current day, he navigates the murky waters of his feelings for you with you back with him.
Lovebrush Chronicles / For All Time
lion // high school au
When Lars transfers to your school, his flamboyancy evokes eyes from everyone — Including you. You long to be free like him.
Resident Evil / Biohazard
red means i love you // mutual stalking
"Almost forgot you." You grab the teddy, holding it by the hand as you turn it to face the wall in the bathroom. "I still don't appreciate you watching me and not letting me see you, y'know, Ada?" You start the shower, feeling for it as you huff. "What's the fun in sending you lego roses each day with cameras inside if you only keep them at your counter?"
the dead haunt the dead // government agent + plagas
"Are you here to finally kill me?" You stare at Leon, same plagas scars on your face, eyes now the same color as Saddler's prior to his death. Leon can't pull the trigger.
(untitled) // medieval knight Leon // COMPLETED
The fire crackles in your eyes, ashes burning and shattering as you stare, words tumbling out of your heart, eyes weary with an age that should not be possible to you. You look both wounded and aged. Leon has only ever seen those eyes on the men who live til sixty, white visible in both their hair and eyes, old age consuming them until they are a shell of their previous self. You should not be capable of such emotion.
american dream // Nouveau Riche + Gatsby 1920s Leon
Leon Scott Kennedy lacks nothing. A pool the size of Lake Michigan, a tennis court the size of an acre, a bathroom the size of a factory. Leon Scott Kennedy lacks nothing.
Call of Duty
signed puck: signed, luck // Hockey AU Simon Riley
He wants a minx? You'll give him one.
No promises any of this gets finished but this is for anyone who's ever been curious abt how much shit ends up in the graveyard also feel free to leave a comment or ask if u really want me to finish smth from this list bc like everything here is alr like 2k+ words
#☾.cresspost#if u do the math my competion rate is like surprisingly good for a mf with a billion fics on ao3#nagito komaeda x reader#hajime hinata x reader#izuru kamukura x reader#dick grayson x reader#jason todd x reader#tim drake x reader#damian wayne x reader#vyn richter x reader#ada wong x reader#leon kennedy x reader#lars rorschach x reader#kon-el x reader#simon riley x reader
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Recently my mind has been plagued with ideas about things Tim could be other than human and what would both fit him and make an interesting story. I believe I might have found something that suits him rather well.
Tim has always been a strange child, always silent and always watching. Learning everything he can about everyone he has to interact with so that he can best make sure every interaction goes in his favor. He learned his manipulation from his Mother after all. She was the very best at it so he will be the very best too. She nor his "father" have watched over him since he was very small, after all they are creatures that do not raise their own young. Her returning to see him every few months, teaching him how to hide what he is and how to defend himself, *and* making sure he has food and shelter is far, far more than most of his species could ever even dream of. Janet is their version of Best Mom In The Universe, even if she's horrifyingly neglectful by Human Standards.
As for how Jack treats Tim, he doesn't. After all, once they were married and she had everything, she didn't need him anymore. Jack died before Tim was even conceived and the current Jack is nothing more than a husk, a living puppet that his mother walks around with as a shield to keep herself safe from prying eyes and questions. Perfect for keeping her cover as Just A Human. She has taught Tim how to do this same thing using small animals from the garden (and making sure he eats them after. He's still a growing boy who needs to eat after all) si that one day he can have a few living puppets of his own.
Tim does not tell anyone he isn't human, as per his mother's instructions. After all, he shares quite a few traits with a type of creature that humans *hate* and actively go out of their way to kill. Well, most do.
As he grows and ages as Robin, he never let's anything slip, he can't afford to let them know. He knows that Bruce doesn't trust magic in Gothem (or at least, Tim thinks that's the truth) and even if he did, the others have shown a distaste for the creature that he shares so much with. Especially Alfred and Dick, the later of which he has verbally claimed to *hate*. Given, one of them was in his hair when he yelled this but it still stung quite deeply and Alfred works hard to make sure that not a single trace of them can be found anywhere in the manor, even scolding Tim once for letting so much proof of their existence pile up in the corners of his room. But Tim doesn't blame him either, Alfred's job is to keep the house clean after all.
Eventually he must come clean though and what a way it is. Bruce has been working a case with Constantine about people going missing in Gothem. Turns out, everyone who has was some kind of magical creature and the people doing it are likely poachers. The others have been informed of the case so that they can report anything they know or anyone they know who could be a target. Tim doesn't say anything, instead keeping a closer eye on those he does know. He would never, ever sell out another creature. He would rather die.
A week later, an attempted raid on the poachers goes wrong and ends up with Jason, Tim, Bruce, and Damian all captured by the poachers. Tim is the last to wake up and when he does, the poachers are discussing what kind of undead Jason is, scanning the tied up vigilante with a device that simply says again, "subject, magical. Type, undead. Futher information, unknown."
At this point Tim realizes he's the only one not tied up. He's also the only one in a cage. He tries to pretend to be asleep but the one watching him says, "look who's awake. You know, we had bets on how many of you Bats were part of the magical community. Seems like I won the bet since only you and Red Hood over there are. Don't bother trying to lie your way out, our scanner can see through your Glamor spell, no matter how powerful it is. And this?" They hold up a small remote control with about a dozen buttons on it, "this does a wonderful little thing where it makes a specific pitch at a specific volume that causes Magical Creatures to drop their Glamor Spells or Shifts. Luckily it's nothing more than mildly annoying to humans."
A button is pressed before anyone can ask questions and the remove makes a loud, buzzing sound. It's not painful for the trio who are tied up, but Tim? Tim is shaking and writhing and *screaming* with both hands pressed over his ears. He is rolling back and forth across the ground as he screams for the person to stop, just *stop*. Bruce is almost free when he freezes upon realizing something. There aren't two tear tracks on his sons face. There's a lot. A pair of eyes have opened on his cheek bones and above his eyebrows and a smaller pair between them. Tim has gotten much paler and his canines have turned long and sharp like his nails. Tim rolls onto his stomach and curls up as best he can, screaming as there is a cracking sound. A long spindly, spider like leg shoots out of his side and slams into the floor, curling up in pain like the rest of Tim's limbs.
When the device is finally turned off, Tim is laying on his side, wheezing in pain and his legs are gone. In their place is the body of a giant spider which has sharp points at the tips of its legs instead of the regular spider feet. Tim has 8 eyes and is totally limp as he tries to recover. The Poacher simply laughs, "A Jorōgumo, a real master of puppets you are. But weak without them. God, your kind is so rare, you'll fetch us the price of at least 4 normal monsters. Add in you're a famous vigilante and we could break a few million dollars off *just* you."
Tim glares weakly at them and hisses softly. He knows the numbers are true. It's the secondary reason he never told anyone. He knew he would either get squished or sold off. How he just needs to figure out how to escape from Gothem before Bruce can confront him on this. He doesn't want to explain.
Aww... was he collecting little spiders and getting upset when his family kept expressing their hatred/distaste for them? Did he have to hear them talk about how creepy their eyes are, their weird abundance of legs, and how disgusting their overall being is before he excused himself to stare in a mirror and compare the similarities?
Does he dare to meet their eyes after the reveal, or does he fear finding the look of revulsion?
Also, would he find comfort in knitting, crochet, and weaving? Is his house full of hand-made blankets?
Anyways, enjoyed what you have and would definitely read more
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Some Nice!future au headcannons because I want to keep the ideas fresh in my head.
- Bruce is retired, Wich is insane saying this, I know right? How could he? And that's my favorite part he is retired, except he isn't actually.
He generally stays in the comm and no he doesn't care if that bothers Terry. Sometimes Terry just purposely turns his comm off, part to piss Bruce off and part to not get himself pissed off because there's a limit on how much you want your dad minding your business while your doing your job.
So Bruce stays sometimes in the comm and sometimes giving his mostly unwanted inputs on his investigations.
He doesn't get out as Batman as much as he wants to, because yeah that would get him killed but when that ever stopped Bruce Wayne honstly? And also because when he did it he almost gave everysingle one of the Bats a fucking heart attack.
Terry was so fucking confused because some goons and criminals kept telling him 'I though you were taller???' and he would get '????'
- Bruce minds everyone business as well is not just Terry, sometimes he just pop up in the other Bats comms and everyone is deeply annoyed about it, because how the fuck he keeps invading their own security system?
And it's even more infuriating because in the end of the day (most of the time) he is just extremely helpful.
Not even Oracle could keep him off her back.
- Tim is "technically" now the best detective in the world, except he isn't because Bruce isn't dead and Detective Chimps isn't either, but not many people know that.
- Gordon is happily retired thank you very much, and he can finally rest because Montoya filled for him as commissioner.
- Everything that might happen is her problem now.
- Harley is mostly retired she lives with Pamela in a farm and works as a super-people/part villains therapist from home-office.
- Harley and Pam got married.
- Jason visits Harley constantly, they bonded a lot in these past few years.
- Jason visits Harley much more often then he visits Bruce and Bruce is definitely not jealous about it even though Harley lives in literally nowhere and the Manor is right there–
- Bruce nags Jason, so much about it. He nags everyone about it. He sends a passive agressive "Alfred told me to tell you dinner is ready" message ever couple of weeks (he's lying).
Jason once told him "I really miss it when you were emotionally stunted" and Bruce just looked at him and quipped.
"You're the ones to told me to get therapy."
- Bruce doesn't actually go to therapy he gossips with Harley and they call that therapy.
Because Harley tricks him into sessions mid gossiping.
And it is in fact, better than nothing.
- Terry became Batman as an annoying 17 year old for the exasperation of every adult of the Batfamily.
- Damian and Tim we're the one's who trained him, Bruce unfortunately was hospitalized at the time (he's better now).
- Damian trained Terry in martial arts, combat and streets smart skill and Tim helped training him on how to proceed with the criminal forensics part.
- Duke and Steph kept an eye on Terry in his first months of patrol, Terry kept trying to get away from them to do whatever he wanted but Tim or Damian would always eventually catch up to him.
- That doesn't mean he stopped trying until he made all four of them age ten years of stress.
- They let him do it whatever he wanted eventually, but mostly because they knew he was ready.
- Steph just did on purpose.
- Damian rarely would actually join Terry (or any of them) on patrol because he prefers working in the shadows.
- The day Terry successfully tricked all the four of them into leaving him alone he almost had a heart attack because he immediately bumped into no one less then Nightwing and Redhood.
- Red Robin was the one to call them.
- Terry and Jason got along so quickly it's infuriating.
- Terry is a great Batman, he is skilled and witty which puts almost every criminal off rithm.
They hadn't got this that amount of stress ever since Dick's robin.
- Jason works as a literature professor in Gotham public school.
- Jason was Terry's teacher for a while.
- Terry hated it.
- Terry got to school with patrol bruises once and when Jason managed to get a hand on him he cussed him out for 45 minutes.
That's how he learned that Tim and Damian forgot to teach Terry how to hide them.
Then he cussed them out for 84 minutes holding Terry's shirt the same way you hold a wet cat.
#nicefuture!au#most of this is just general ideas I'm having so I might change it eventually as I'm getting the big picture#I'm still figuring out hor Steph Dick and Cass are living but I'm getting there#future! damian#damian al ghul#future!tim#future!bruce#future!dick#future!duke#future!steph#future!jason#future!harley#jason todd#tim drake#duke thomas#bruce wayne#stephanie brown#barbara gordon#harley quinn#pamela ivy#jim gordon#Renee Montoya#long post
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Betrayed (Drabble)
Pairing: Damian Priest x Reader Word Count: 451 Pintrest Prompt: From the day we met, I knew I'd hurt you eventually.
Just wanted to pop a little prompt out for you and Pintrest has some really great ones. I hope you enjoy thanks for reading! Warning: Mentions of cheating. _________ Tag list: @omg-im-such-a-masochist @melissahausen @new-zealand-chic @writtingrose @99hook @sjwrites22 @sassymox @mrsacklesevansmgk @xladyxfatex @adamcolesbaybay @irish-newzealand-idian-dutch @demonqueen29 @itsicantbelievethis666 @lilred91 @rebellious-desires @claymorexpunisher @letsgivethisonemoreshot @ava-valerie @shortyiceheart @serpantscorpio8497 @thatpanpal @thatnerdwriter @wrestlersownmyheart @vebner37 @auburnwrites @aews-four-pillars @seeingstarks @whenimakeitshine1234 @legit9thlunaticwarrior @blaquekitty @ironshamelessyouth @unoficialy-married-to-ace-austin @ripleyswhore @moonrosekk @xbreezymeadowsx @alyyaanna @elevennbloom @melblacc @alliwant456 @mcreignsera If you wanna be added to the list lemme know. _________ “From the day we met, I knew I would hurt you eventually.” The words Damian had said to you right before walking out of your apartment played in your head over and over again. That was almost a week ago and the pain still felt so fresh, the image of him carrying his suitcase full of stuff burned in your mind's eye.
You didn’t know how things fell apart so quickly. One moment everything was going so perfectly, then the next he told you he had made a drunk mistake and slept with one of his old friends. ‘She didn’t mean anything, I don’t know what I was thinking, I just missed you so much baby and before I knew it I was waking up in my hotel room with her in the bed.’ He apologized over and over again but all you could hear were the words ‘I cheated’ bouncing around your head. A sort of numbness had set in where you managed the strength and told him to leave. You wanted to be left alone, given time to think, time to grieve by yourself. Damian tried getting you to reconsider but your mind was made up. Even if you did forgive him, for the rest of your lives the thought of him sleeping with that girl would always be in the back of your mind.
So here you sat, a glass of your favorite drink in one hand, one of your favorite movies on mute and the silence of the apartment to keep you company. You shut your phone off after telling work and your family you were dealing with a nasty case of the flu. You didn’t want Damian to even attempt contacting you right now. Sure, he’d have to eventually come collect his things, but you couldn’t face him right now. Couldn’t really face anyone while your heart felt like it was broken in two. Staring at the wall your eyes drifted over the pictures you and Damian had scattered about, your vision focusing on one in particular. It was shortly after the two of you had gotten together. You were pointing at the camera, your best friend stood behind it taking pictures. Damian’s sole focus was on you a smile gracing his features, he looked like he was in love. Like nothing else in the world mattered than the fact he had his arms around you.
That was nearly three years ago and yet here you sat alone in your apartment, crying your heart out over a man who knew from the very start. That he was going to eventually hurt you one day, you just had no clue it was going to be this badly.
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Ghostbat headcanons because I'm in no-minhkhoa content hell
Bruce loves giving minhkhoa forehead kisses and nose kisses, during tender moments or when he's feeling sentimental, minhkhoa always grumbles about it but it's one of the little things he enjoys
Adding onto the previous one, minhkhoa rarely kisses bruce tenderly his kiss more fierce and filled with passion and hidden emotions he refuses to reveal.
Minhkhoa will make fun of Bruce's clothes and fashion choices but yet can be seen with wearing his turtleneck, bruce will narrow his eyes as Minhkhoa pretends to be ignorant, he never returns the clothes by the way.
But if bruce ever decided to take minhkhoa's clothes he has to hear multiple snarky remarks, only to be tackled when he tries to take of Minhkhoa's green hoodie , ghostmaker would rather die then admit he likes his boyfriend in his clothes.
So they definitely got married at some point right?
I feel like bruce knows how to cook but pretends to be shitty at it around minhkhoa just so he gets to see minhkhoa cook, minhkhoa knows this and indulges him anyway
Listen, I think the "minhkhoa can't feel love" thing is bullshit because he does care a lot, even if he's terrible at it, he's not even trying per se but bruce is one of the very few people he actually cares for, Bruce thinks that's how minhkhoa just is, he doesn't realise he has special treatment expect the name thing.
But a fun alternative is that he knows that he gets special treatment from minhkhoa and loves it, and gets extremely possessive and bratty about it too.
I know it's retconned or whatever but Rhea being minhkhoa's first love and after everything minhkhoa still likes to distance himself, bruce who's probably witnessed atleast half of their relationship will always feel like and know that he won't ever have the same place in minhkhoa's stone cold heart like Rhea did and it kind of hurts him
Minhkhoa doesn't even deny it, why bother lying to a man as smart as Bruce? Bruce should be able to handle the truth, he still cares for Bruce but he's sure (scared) of the fact that bruce would die or disappear, or worse forget him because of his own stupidity (empathy)
Okay enough angsty from me I swore I would be an account without much angsty shit but here we are.
Minhkhoa loves grilled cheese. It's a headcanon me and my irl friend thought of as an old inside joke but yeah that's the only American food this mother fucker tolerates, with tomato soup and everything. Specifically if Bruce makes it with the crust cut.
The grilled cheese is more of a crack headcanon but eh.
Someone make a fic of Minhkhoa teaching Bruce's white ass how to make rotis (I've been leaning into minhkhoa being half Tamil or of Tamil origins loads lately and it's my favourite fanon hc of him)
Bruce can't get it in a perfect Circle and it pisses him off, minhkhoa laughs at his face.
One very silly thing I love to think is that during a chase scene in their past minhkhoa would pick bruce up and make a run for it and sticks through their adulthood, an explosion is about to go off and before bruce can do anything minhkhoa has him in a carry as he runs away with him.
Them Falling back into old habits, bruce latching onto minhkhoa and pulling his hair during a immature argument, minhkhoa screaming and trying to shake him off as Talia tiredly sips her tea, they're all 40 and the batkids finally see where exactly Damian gets it from.
My personal headcanon is that during btk era bruce had freckles, minhkhoa won't admit it but he misses them,as Bruce grew his freckles faded.
And that's it for my latest Ghostbat headcanons, do note that these are extremely self indulgent and may be occ but eh who gives a fuck
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Looking Back (Part 1)
Adrien couldn't help but look at Marinette across the room. The only thing that bothered him so much was that she was there with her husband, Damian Wayne. He saw the smile he missed; saw her laughing with friends. He could see how close she was to him, every time she turned and looked at him to continue the story.
"How did you meet your husband, Marinette?"
"Yeah he doesn't look familiar."
"Did he go to school with us; I feel like I would have remembered him."
"Uncle Jagged took me on tour when I graduated, half way through the year, and I met Damian during one of the stops." Marinette answered.
Adrien looked away and noticed his friends were uncomfortable. Some people, those closest to Mari, stopped listening to Lila. Kitty Section had launched to stardom with their amazing clothes, lyrics and Jagged Stones backing. The others…..'Did I do the right thing?' was running across their minds.
"Hey, let's get out of here for a bit." Kim spoke, "I need a drink.
"Alya nodded, "It's….unnerving, right now."
"I don't know." Nino declared.
"It'll only be for an hour." Kim sighed, "There's a place to drink a block away. We can walk over and back."
"We can take my car." Adrien smiled, "I'll probably only have one drink."
Outnumbered, Nino groaned, "I'll drive us back."
After a quick round up, they left to a near by bar.
"This isn't how I expected this reunion to go!" Alya whined, "I thought Marinette would be miserable and we would be telling her, 'You should have be nicer to Lila'. Why is her life; her friends' life, better than ours?"
"Odine broke up with me two months after she found out that I had pulled a prank on Marinette when we were twelve." Kim sighed, "She never got over it. She said I was heartless and a monster to do that to a girl. She said she would be terrified of having daughters with me. I wasn't even thinking that far ahead."
"Looks like you are now." Nathaniel stated.
"I- She was the first girl to confess to me and our dates weren't horrible!" Kim retorted.
Alix chuckled, "Thought that was Marinette."
The former swimmer growled, "Shut up! It's not my fault that girls only want some slim-fit guy!"
"Mylene and Ivan are married." Nino pointed out, "Neither of them are 'slim-fit'."
"That's right!" Alya shouted, "You're blaming us, but guys only want model types. Where's the love for curvy girls, huh? Show me thicc love, dammit!"
"I don't know." Kim spoke, "Where did it go, Nino?"
The DJ rolled his eyes, "It was a mutual break up. We had conflicting schedules and barely had time to talk to each other. It was a ten minute talk at most and then class or sleep. Even now, most dates I've had have been coffee because I'm tired after a gig."
Nino realized his best friend had been quiet so far. He was sure he would have defended himself when his long-time ex brought up models. Out of the corner of his eye, he spotted five shot glasses.
"Hey, Dude, are you okay?" Nino questioned, "You ususally don't drink this much."
Adrien turned to Nino and pouted, "I should have married Marinette."
The model didn't expect the table to erupt in laughter.
"Nice one, Dude." Nino smiled, "I understand you want to be included."
"I'm serious!" Adrien whined.
"Dude, if you really feel that way, you only have yourself to blame." his best friend stated.
"Huh?" Adrien replied, confused.
"You were the blindest idiot, as a teen." Alix cackled.
Alya rolled her eyes, "Mari was head over heels for you. It's why she bullied Lila, duh."
Adrien tried to shake off the alcohol, "Bullied Lila?"
Alya took another sip, "You know because you and Lila were dating."
"I would never date that Bitch!" the model shouted.
Everyone froze and looked at him.
"What?" Kim questioned.
"I never dated Lila." the Agreste heir snarled, "I would have never-She's not my type. Fuck, I would never date a model, period. I have always hated modeling; both Chloe and Mari knew that. I did it to get my father's attention."
Everyone looked at each other as the web of lies began to untangle in front of them. After all these years, the thread had begun to snap.
"You all thought Mari was bullying Lila because she liked me?" Adrien continued to rant, "You forget she helped me get with Kagami. Kagami even told me she tried to get us back together. Hell, 'Gami had a crush on her, but ended up with Felix instead. She still says that if Mari suddenly wanted to get together, she'd drop Felix."
No one knew what to say. Everything they thought they knew, that kept them as friends was slowly coming undone. They had been 'Team Lila' for the longest time and now….what were they? Adrien never dated Lila. Adrien said he would never date her. He believed Marinette wouldn’t bully Lila simply because Lila had feelings for him because Marinette helped him get a girlfriend. If that was all true, why did Lila say they dated? Why did she say Marinette bullied her? As if a distant echo, they recalled Marinette calling their friend a liar. Had Lila really lied to them all this time?
Kim let out a loud belch, "Like we believe that." his speech slurring.
"You're saying I'm lying?" Adrien questioned.
Mr. 'Just A Friend' had feelings for her?" Kim answered, "Yeah, right."
"Mr. what?" Adrien asked.
"It's your catchphrase." the former swimmer laughed, "I'm sure you all remember. 'Who, Marinette? No! She's just a friend. She's a good friend. She's a great friend. You'll like her once you get to know her and be friends with her. She's an amazing friend'."
Alix yawned, getting bored of the dying party, "You had 'FRIENDZONE' tattooed on your forehead."
Alya relaxed. She had been so close to believeing that she had betrayed the wrong person, but Adrien having feelings for Marinette was laughable at this point.
"Marinette obviously got tired of hearing how much of a 'friend' she was to you." Alya declared, "The shit I had to listen to when we were friends! How 'dreamy' you looked. The names of you imaginary kids! You two gettign a hamster."
"She found someone better." Alix shrugged, "He's taller and looks strong as hell. The only things you share in common are green eyes and wealthy families."
"Gold digging, Bitch." Alya snarled.
"I thought that, too." Alix admitted, "From what Juleka tells me, Marinette makes more than Adrien alone on her fashion commissions. That's without using her muscle hubby or his family name. Rose said that not even Luka compares. Kitty Section went with them to the Caribbean and …muscles and scars. Said Mari couldn't keep her eyes of him and they barely saw her after that."
"Demon God." muttered Nathaniel.
"Demon God?" questioned Nino.
"His brothers call him 'Demon Spawn', but he's chiseled like the sexy Lucifer marble statues that the church said no to." Nathaniel groaned, "I should have taken my chance, too."
Nino glanced at Adrien and saw him tearing up.
'Shit.'
"Okay, I think we get the idea." the DJ stated, trying to change the subject.
"Alya's right. We tried to get them together so many times, but he always thought they were 'friendly outings' even though eveyone had a date." Kim continued.
Nathaniel took another shot, "Imagine getting kissed by the most popular girl at school and thinking she was 'just being nice'."
"Lila?" Alya replied, "I thought-"
"Lila was popular in class, only." Nathaniel answered, "Marinette was popular all over school. The true 'Queen' of the school."
Adrien quickly stood up, scraping his chair against the floor, and rushed out. Nino quickly rushed out after him.
"What's his problem?" Kim asked.
Alya's eyes trailed after Nino's back before she took another drink and turned back to the group.
Nino quickly spotted Adrien's car. He slowly approached it and found him sobbing in the passenger's seat.
'At least he didn't think he could drive.'
Nino walked around and sat in the driver's side. He simply patted his friend's back.
"Did-Is what Kim said true?" Adrien asked.
Nino unintentionally paused his hand's movements, trying to decide what would be best.
"Nino!" Adrien shouted, "You're my best friend! Is what-"
"Yes." he answered.
He could feel the weight of Adrien's gaze on him.
"We did try setting you up with Marinette." Nino spoke, calmly, "Everyone in the school could see she liked you. I don’t know when she stopped; we truly believed that she was mean to Lila because Lila was with you."
"Not in a million years." Adrien replied.
"You sure?" Nino asked, looking at his friend.
"Not even if it brought my mother back." Adrien growled, "I can't stand her."
Nino started the car as Adrien sunk into his seat. They drove in silence, but he faintly heard the model's sniffles. He knew Adrien might not possibly remember the night and he didn't want to say anything that was too damaging. It was a conversation for another time…if there ever was.
Adrien thanked Nino as they got out of the car and he took the keys form him, "She looked happy tonight, didn't she? Her smiles were always the brightest."
Nino watched as tears fell down his friend's cheeks. Adrien quickly turned and went inside. Nino sighed and took out his phone.
"Yo, Max. I need a ride." he spoke, "Got a minute to spare?"
#mochinek0#marinette x damian#damian x marinette#marinette dupain cheng#damian wayne#mlb x dc#class gossip#class regret#reunion#dc x mlb#adrien agreste#adrienette#class salt#alya sad#part 1
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Wayne Family Portrait
Bruce Wayne
Febuary 19, 1981 was the best day of Thomas and Martha’s lives, quickly replacing the day they had been married. At 5:30pm, just as the sun was setting, their son Bruce was born. Bruce was a happy child, sent to a prekindergarten that focused more on social-emotional development than crystal intelligence. He learned how to socialize, how to talk to people, how to be a Wayne. His parents cared for him deeply; he grew up loved, confident in himself, and absorbed everything anyone would teach him. It was a shame he broke when they died. Batman was born in 1991.
Dick Grayson
Richard Grayson was born on March 20, 1998. Growing up in the circus, he was flexible, strong, smart, and blended well with people. Truly everything you could want in a child. When his parents died, he was devastated, but he wasn’t alone. Taken from everything he once knew, and thrown into a new world, a world where he could hide from the pain, he decided instead that he would always be his mom’s little Robin. In 2008, two years after he was adopted, he took to a new stage. Now all seven of his little siblings have shared his act.
Barbra Gordon
September 23, 1998 was the end of the beginning for Barbra, but the beginning of the end for her parents. When her mother left Gotham her father got default custody, but Barbra never knew that. Growing up the daughter of the police chief in one of the most dangerous and corrupt towns in the country meant that Barbra learned certain skills and habits fast. In second grade, she was the first to befriend the new boy in class. He turned out to be a good friend to make, teaching her several circus tricks. Now she’s teaching him some things too.
Jason Todd
August 16, 2004 was a rainy day in gutters of Gotham. Jason Todd has never been a part of a family he likes, and he’ll tell you that himself. His mom left, his step-mom overdosed, and his father was killed working as a hired thug. Left to fend for himself, he stole from the wrong guy and ended up in yet another family. Jason is pretty sure Bruce carries adoption papers in his utility belt. Today he argues with his family as much as he fights villains, but what can he do. He may not like them, but they’re his.
Duke Thomas
Duke is seventeen and rather new to this crime-fighting thing. He’s also new to this ‘having money’ thing. He buys food for his classmates because he can, and no one at home asks him why is lunch account always needs attention. When things happen at school, he’s no longer a suspect, even if he did it. He misses his old life, but he feels like it’d be ungrateful to mention. He hasn’t figured out yet that everyone in this house would rather be somewhere -someone- else. Still, he’s learning a lot and the future is the brightest it’s ever been.
Cassandra Cain
January 26, 2008 phase one of creating a new weapon was completed. That is all. Cassandra was never given a voice or a choice. She was trained, then released on the world. A world she wasn’t ready for, and when the game ended, she couldn’t play another round. Cassandra learned to love Stitch, they had very similar families, and like the little alien, hers was broken, but she found it all by herself. As silent as a shadow, she stalks the night. An Orphan who knows both of her parents are still alive, who she isn’t strong enough to kill.
Tim Drake
Tim doesn’t have blood running through his veins anymore, he replaced it with coffee years ago. He doesn’t sleep because in his dreams he has to face the truth, no one wants him. He was in another country, in boarding school when his mother went into witness protection following his fathers death. Did she remember that she had a son? No one else did. The bats did not want him either, he knew that. He idolized Dick, who tolerated him. Jason hated him, Damian might kill him, Bruce needed him too much to care about him. The girls were, well…
Stephanie Brown
Stephanie didn’t need the bats, strictly speaking, but working with them was easy, was fun, was- well it reminded her that there was more to her than her father. She felt awkward, having gotten into the gang by dating Tim, then quickly trading him for Cass. But, such was life when you’re in high school she supposed. She thought it was funny though, all the boys were the same, you couldn’t tell them that, but they were, all sadness behind their bright smiles. But she and Cass and Babs, they complimented each other; friendly, silent, and omnipotent. They owned Gotham.
Damian Wayne
He knew that he wasn’t better than them, but he also knew he had to be the best. Damien had never been allowed to be anything less than the best. And with seven older siblings, siblings that had been chosen at that, this was certainly not an exception. He would not disappoint his father, he would fight crime, he would be an angel in public, he would get A’s, he would get sleep. He would monitor his siblings strengths and learn, their weaknesses and adjust. The greatest of them all. Maybe one day, he could even be a real boy.
Smile
The lines on Bruce’s face are beginning to show the strain he’s been under, how many times his nose has been broken, how many injuries will never heal. Damian’s smile is bright and staged, exactly as you would expect from a boy his age. Dick has a more natural smile, you could almost pretend it meets his eyes. Steph and Cass are definitely looking at the camera, not each other. Barbra has a more professional look to her. Duke looks as lost as the others feel. Tim and Jason try not to kill each other before the flash goes off.
#batfam#drabble#a picture's worth 1000 words#bruce wayne#dick grayson#jason todd#duke thomas#cassandra cain#tim drake#stephanie brown#damian wayne#gonna put this on AO3 later but it's down right now and I'm impatient#First batman fic#be nice
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✩ WEEKLY FIC ROUND-UP ✩
All the fics I’ve read and really enjoyed in the past week-ish. Reminder: This list features any and all ratings and themes. Please look at tags and warnings on ao3 before reading.
Natsume Yuujinchou
the smallest things by taizi
In which Takashi comes into the Fujiwaras' lives much earlier on.
Untamed
Nice work if you can get it by deliciousblizzardshark (+ podfic)
(In order to make Wei Wuxian feel welcome at the Cloud Recesses, and to make sure people give him the respect he deserves (and definitely not to get into his pants), Lan Wangji hires him to be his advisor.)
“Lan Zhan, did you hire me just so you could punish people for disrespecting me?”
“No,” Lan Wangji said. “It is a side benefit.”
“Why did you hire me?”
“Because you are knowledgeable and skilled,” Lan Wangji said, “and I trust you to assist me in my work.”
Because everything is easier with you around and because I feel like a part of me is missing without you and because you can say things I can’t and because I need you he did not say.
“And you secretly like being a bitch to people,” Wei Wuxian added, with a sly grin.
Clone Wars
The Past Remains by otherhawk
The war drags on leaving trauma and destruction in its wake. After a bereaved Master is accused of harming his padawan, Obi-Wan is sent to talk to her, dredging up memories of his own past.
Betting by Proxy by kotekenobii
Newly transferred to the 212th Attack Battalion, Proxy finds himself cornered and given a secret mission by none other than THE Marshal Commander Cody.
Hic Sunt Lodices by handdrawnisopach, SniperAnon (The_Big_Reveal)
"..... Why do you live in a cave?"
Obi-Wan smiles, careful not to show his sharp teeth. "It's peaceful up here. The long climb means most people don't bother me, and no one might try to take my things. Also, maintaining a cave gives me plenty of space for my research without the expense and fuss of maintaining an estate."
He pulls out one of the large cushions so he can sit comfortably across from Cody. "I research magic," he explains. "Can't do it myself, but I have a good line in alchemy, chemistry, and pharmacy. I enjoy studying the more theoretical aspects too. So time and peace to do my reading and writing are important to me."
Cody nods slowly, his eyes sharper, more alert as he scans over the lair and the eclectic collection of items. Then his golden brown eyes drift to Obi-Wan. "Are you a dragon?" He asks, voice rough from exhaustion.
"Ah." Obi-Wan grips the hem of his skirt. "A bit? A bit dragony. Yes. That's fair."
Learned Men by Trixree
It becomes the Question—the one every vod is talking about from the bridge of the Negotiator to her dark bowels where the laundry rooms churn and chug along: who takes care of the General?
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In which Obi-Wan is touch starved and his men take notice.
DC
Trust fall by Ididloveyou_once
'Drake?’
Tim felt like he was choking. His throat was tight. He couldn’t swallow.
‘Damian?’ He managed.
Damian was… here. At Kent Farm. Dressed in the too-big Batman pajamas that Dick had bought him last Christmas as a joke. And- And-
Tim was wearing Kon’s t-shirt and his hair was messy and his lips were swollen and- He wasn’t ready for this- He wasn’t- He couldn’t-
How had he been so stupid?
Or: Tim comes out to Damian and prepares for the entire family to know by morning. It just so happens that Damian can keep a secret. Multiple, actually.
Wedding Album by Ididloveyou_once
'Let’s elope,’ Tim said, a little desperation leaking into his voice, ‘we could be on our way to Thailand by the end of the day.’
‘Actually,’ Conner’s amused eyes flickered toward Tim's family gathered at the dining table, ‘I think we’re going to Greece now.’
Or: Tim and Conner are getting married and everyone wants to be involved (snapshots of wedding planning very loosely connected by the creation of a wedding album).
#i've been procrastinating making this for like 2 weeks straight#it's winter in australia and i'm SO sleepy#fic recs#my posts#weekly fic round up#dc recs#sw recs#untamed recs#ny recs
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i was having some Thoughts and.
jondami fake dating au.
damian is constantly being hit on by snobby heiresses who want to marry into the wayne fortune. he complains about it to jon once ("no, i can't come hang out today, another fool is trying to con me into marrying her") and he just. offers to pretend-date him. ("you're my best friend and you already hug and talk to me way more than anyone else, no one will know it's all totally platonic!")
and then they just. genuinely forget it's fake?
there's no angsting over the fakeness and unreciprocated feelings. they're disgustingly sweet and happy and even do a little PDA here and there as SB and robin.
one day, years later, some reporter asks how they got together, and they both completely bluescreen
haha but they're only asked like...right after they literally got married and had like a huge media-event wedding.
"Mr. Wayne! So how did you and the newest Mr. Wayne get together? It feels like we all missed it!"
Tim just cackles in the background as he downs another glass of champagne. It stresses Jon and Damian out the rest of the day. Because...when DID they???
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unexpected guests - tim drake x reader (pretty bird countdown #9)
"GOTCHA." Dick yells, jamming his foot to stop the door from closing, his strength too much for you as you take a step back and let him tumble into the apartment. "Ow."
You look up, noticing the entirety of Tim's family behind him.
"So... was someone going to tell me I needed to cook for, like, twelve people, or was I supposed to just be, like, I don't know, psychic?" You count the number of people with Dick. Eight. "All of you at once? Gotham's about to go down."
"Drake's out on patrol right now." Damian reminds.
"Right. So you pull up to my house while my husband is putting in all the work?"
"And Oracle." Bruce mumbles.
"God forbid women have some time off." You sigh, letting everyone in any way. "Alright. What are you all here for? All at once?"
"Marriage. When did you get married." Damian makes no waste of time, pointing at the ring on your finger. "Drake has the same one."
"Tim does have one that's the exact same." Jason hums.
"So? Tell us the tale. How did he propose? Was it romantic?" Steph settles herself on your couch, and you grimace.
"I think Tim should be the one to tell the tale." You wince. "Just for comedics."
"Can we have dinner, then?" Cass rummages through your fridge.
Alfred clears his throat, offering you a plate of sweets as you waver.
"..." You close your eyes. "Fine."
You hear the rest of them cheer in the back.
"I'm not cooking, though. Someone order takeout."
"Yes, pretty bird!"
You hold back the laugh in your chest at their voices in sync. You wonder if Tim just calls you pretty bird around them regardless of whether or not you're there. While Dick orders, everyone crowded around him to place orders, you rummage through your fridge to throw something at Jason. You let Alfred wander around to check the apartment out, and Bruce watches you from the couch as you pull out a pack of Yakult.
"Jason." You throw it at him, closing the fridge.
"I want Yakult?!"
"That's not fair!"
"Crashing my apartment while it's just me home is not fair." You grumble, calling Tim's intercom on your phone.
"Pretty bird?"
"Your fam's here to listen to your proposal tale." You hum. "Tell Oracle to head here too."
"Yes." Tim pauses. "All of them?"
"Alfred included."
"Holy shit." He mumbles. "I was wondering why it was just me and Oracle on the line."
You look up from your nails, glancing at Dick as he waves his phone at you.
"You want anything from Batburger?"
"My usual. You wanna split? I know it's late for you to eat."
"I ate earlier, so I'll be good. It's why I didn't want to cook." You walk over, taking his phone as you punch in Tim's order. "What time will you be back?"
"Whenever Duke gets off."
"Tell Duke to hurry up." You pause. "Did you guys order for Duke?"
Steph gives you a thumbs-up.
You give her one back.
"I'm on my way back. Should I enter through the window?"
"If you're alright with it." You hum. "See you in a bit."
"See you... now." Tim flies through your window, rolling on the ground to break his fall as he grins at you.
You hang up, rushing over to him.
"Dumbass." You huff, checking him as he laughs.
"Missed you." He reaches up for your cheek, pulling you in.
"I love you, but I am not listening to your family gag at us right now." You lean back. "Go and get changed. I placed your order already."
"Come with me?" He pouts.
"I need bleach for my eyes."
"Drake, that is disturbing."
"Stay jealous." He sticks his tongue out, grabbing you as he stands up.
You yelp in response, helpless as he carries you off over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes.
"How do we get the takeout?!"
"Answer the intercom on the door! Ask for the code before you do!"
Tim sets you down in before stripping himself, leaning his cheek towards you as he taps his chin.
"Kiss."
You give him one, humming as you wipe the lip balm from his cheek. "How was patrol?"
"Babs is still stuck on cameras."
"Do you want to bring her something?"
"It's fine. I'll order takeout to her place."
"... her hideout?"
"Next one on patrol can handle it." He mumbles, grumbling into your shoulder. "Missed you."
"Missed you too." You hum, patting his back. "Ready to tell them?"
"That you were the one who suggested we elope? Pretty bird, they're going to kill me."
"Oh, nothing too weird about that. Also, stop wearing your wedding ring out." You hum. "People are going to start to notice."
"Or you can just—" He stops himself first. "I lied. I'd rather you wear it than me. I'll take note of it. Can I have something else from you instead?"
"I can't give you a tassel, birdie." You hum. "You fight with a staff, not a sword."
He pouts. "Then a lucky charm."
"I already give you a kiss before patrol."
He huffs. "We'll continue this conversation later." He answers a call, raising a brow.
"Your apartment let a non-verified delivery personelle in. Security identified him as a common thief in the area."
Tim groans. "I'll handle it. Call the police to bring him into custody, but do not do anything else."
"You will handle it?"
"Yes." You take the phone from him, waving at him to exit the room, following behind him as you stare at the group on the couch. "Give us twenty minutes. If he is not detained by then, then feel free to call in police backup."
"...very well, young lady."
You hand up, and you whistle to get everyone's attention.
"Well, that's one hell of a way to get our attention."
"First one to catch the criminal in the building gets to take home my last pack of dumplings." You point at the door.
"OUT OF THE WAY."
"NO, DAMMIT."
"THAT'S UNFAIR?!!"
"No window exits. Now, go rogue."
Tim watches as the majority of his family squeezes out of the door, a select few left behind, and you shut the door, texting in the chat to let everyone know to text you photo evidence.
"That's witchcraft." Tim mumbles.
"Hey, what works, works." You grumble. "It's their fault anyway."
"Are they vegetarian?" Damian raises a brow at you.
"No, but I do have a pack of the veggie ones." You hum. "Not going?"
"I am far too mature for such childish actions."
You tap your chin, blinking at Cass as she looks down from the window.
"Cass?"
"He is running down the emergency stairs." She pulls the trigger on her grapple, stabbing through his backpack as she pulls the trigger a second time, pulling the backpack into her hand. "Does this count?"
You blink, squinting. "N..o? Oh, but I'd like to rummage through. Who's in suit?"
"I don't— Dick." She looks down. "And Steph. Is that Bruce?"
"That's crazy."
"I wanna watch." Tim peeks from over your shoulder ever so slightly, "Holy shit."
"Your apartment is very clean, Master Tim."
"Thank you, Alfred. My wife does a great job keeping the place clean."
"Especially the workroom." He turns to smile at you.
"Yeah, I'd rather die than let my figures get dirty." You deadpan. "Though—"
You answer the video call on your phone.
"Y.. what the fuck?" You squint at Dick handing over the thief to the police, thumbs up given to you as he collects the takeout too.
"Sure are lucky we were in the area." He lies right through his teeth as the police take the guy in.
"Where's the backpack he usually has?"
"Dick." You mumble. "Catch."
Cass throws the bag out the window, landing with a thud as you watch from Dick's mask.
"There it is." He hums.
"Tim, is there a reason why Dick is here? Doesn't he like. live in. Bludhaven???"
"Mm... he's in the area for the time being." Tim hums. "It's also an hour drive— even less if you grapple."
You don't want to know how he knows that.
"Keep me on the line. I'll be listening in to Tim tell the tale."
"The alliteration is insane."
"Okay, can we STOP being self-aware."
"I'm in on the call too." Oracle hums. "I need to hear this."
"We didn't have any fancy proposal." Tim grumbles. "We eloped."
"WHAT."
"That's kind of... in character." Cass mumbles. "That's so in character of you two."
"Right?! The rings are only formalities. Our engagement rings are actually." You point at the single earring on your ear, and Steph yells from the door.
"THOSE WERE THE RINGS??"
Tim sighs, gem dangling off of his earlobe suddenly so much more apparent.
"Oh, I thought you were just matching." Bruce mumbles. "Oddly romantic of the two of you."
"I need a bucket." Damian fakes a gag, majority of the family back from the safe house.
"You can't be saying that when you're borrowing my shoujo manga." You deadpan.
"Yeah, but what shoujo does earrings instead of a wedding ring? They do promise rings!" Damian starts.
"Are you saying Tim and I aren't shoujo coded?" You raise a brow.
"No. You guys read like a 13 year old's self insert fanfiction."
"I'm actually so hurt at that statement I think I could pass away just about right now." You cough, pretending to spit out blood.
Tim loses it behind you, hunched over as his lungs hurt from laughing, tears in the corner of his eyes as he falls to the ground and you go quiet. You got gagged. This is your loss. You just got absolutely annihilated. You have no rights and this is his world and you're just living in it.
"No, I'd argue this is more like an eighteen year old's dream life."
"Okay, that one." You point. "Jason, no."
He sticks his tongue out at you instead, and you watch as Bruce brings the takeout.
"Dinner is served."
"I could die just about right now." You sigh. "Yes. The earrings were the engagement rings, and the bands are the wedding rings. Any other questions?"
"Did you guys at least take engagement photos?" Babs speaks up from your phone.
"The ones I posted?"
"Anything else?"
"...no?"
"I could've sworn I saw a post that looked like the two of you."
"Nope." You lie. "I think I know what you're referring to, though."
Your twitter post later tells the family otherwise.
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My fist time doing this was very therapeutic for me
Y/n Adams (buddy Matthews younger twin sister)
Matthew Adams ( buddy Matthews, Y/N older twin brother (by three minutes),Demi’s husband)
Demi Adams ( Rhea Ripley, Y/N sil, buddy Matthew’s wife)
Luis Martinez ( Damian Priest, Demi’s best friend, Y/N crush)
Y/D/N - your daughter’s name
Y/E/N - your ex’s name
Y/F/D/N - your future daughter’s name
Y/H/T - your home town
Julia Hart ( member of house of black,AEW superstar, Y/N best friend (outside of Demi of course)
The rest of house of black
The rest of judgement day
The rest of the wwe superstars
WARNING: mention of abuse both sexual and physical MINORS DO NOT INTERACT
SUMMARY: Y/N has had enough with her abusing boyfriend so she calls her twin brother and asks him to help her leave little did she know her best friend was already on top of it *will be mixing real and ring names*
Y/n lays in her bed crying as she says she is done with the abuse of her boyfriend Y/E/N after he sexually abused her yet again so she calls up her best friend Julia Hart who she met through her twin brother who is current AEW superstar Buddy Matthews from the faction House of Black
Y/N: “I don’t know what to do about Y/E/N anymore Jules he keeps hitting me and rapping me I feel like I have to stay due to Y/D/N after all he is all she has besides me her biological father isn’t around anymore” Y/N cries into the phone
Julia: “tell you what next time he goes out pack yours and Y/D/N’s clothes and I mean all of them and the valuables you have and I will come get you and you guys can stay here with me and that way I get to love on my niece as much as I want and you get away from that jerk”
Y/N: “okay sound good I know she misses you a lot every time we watch AEW and HOB comes on she lights up but how will I leave he won’t let me take the car for anything”
Julia: Y/N you let me handle that and you just worry about that cute little angel that I call my niece hey I got to go HOB has to work on some promos love you bye”
Y/N: okay bye I think Y/D/N is up from her nap anyway”
After they hang up Julia walks up to the rest of the guys from house of black with a somber look on her face they ask her what the look is for so she tells them what Y/N just told her and they tell her that they to let Matthew know after all they had a super bond that they couldn’t understand (because who can really understand the bond twins have) she agrees and asks if they need her for the promo that they are about to shoot they say they don’t so she walks away to get somewhere more quiet so she could call Matthew
Julia: ( after Matthew picks up) “hey Matthew I need your help or more should I say Y/N does”
Matthew: “ why what is wrong did something happen to Y/D/N” he asks starting to panic
Julia: “no but Y/E/N did it again and I convinced Y/N that her and Y/D/N could come stay with me if she wants out and I think she does want out so I told her to just pack their clothes and valuables right now but she is scared that she won’t be able to get out because he never lets her use the car”
Matthew: *getting mad* what the hell did her do this time i swear if her puts one more finger on her i will loose my mind I can’t believe I left my baby sister when I left for AEW”
Julia: “he didn’t physically abuse her this time I wish it was that kinda because there might be a way for her to get her mind over that it is way more serious this time and before you freak out he didn’t harm Y/D/N”
Matthew: *starts to really worry now* what did he do if he didn’t physically abuse her *waves over Demi* by the way Jules you are on speaker now and Demi is here since she is Y/N other bestie”
Julia: “hey Demi how is married life”
Demi:”hey Julia, it is awesome,now what is this I hear about Y/N being in trouble?”
Julia: “that’s great question is Luis around because I would put my job on the line he would go off the handle if her were to hear what I am about to say”
Demi: *starting to worry* “No why what is going on” she asked
Julia: “Matthew I hate to be the one to tell you this but Y/E/N sexually assaulted Y/N last night”
Matthew & and Demi: “WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Matthew: “ I am going to beat the crap out of that sob next time I see him”
Demi: “What do we need to do to help I could ask the rest of judgement day to help us get her out”
Julia: “that sounds like a good plan how would you ask Luis without him being suspicious”
Demi: “oh crap didn’t think about that after all *looking for Matthew laughing when she doesn’t see him* Luis has a major crush on Y/N” she confesses to Julia laughing
Julia: *laughing on the phone with demi* I know and Y/N has the biggest crush on him she never shuts up about how cute he is”
*MEANWHILE*
After hearing what he was just told Matthew leaves the room to go call Y/N to see if she would tell him herself what happened and just to check on his twin sister since he hasn’t seen her since the wedding
Matthew: *waits for Y/N to pick up* Hey baby sis how are you doing? How is my niece Y/D/N”
Y/N: *Groans* when are you going to stop with the baby crap you are only three minutes older than me”
Matthew: *chuckles* “still older than you”
Y/N: “well there is something I would like to ask you and don’t be afraid to say no I will completely understand if you do”
Matthew:” what’s up Y/N/N you know I will do anything for you”
Y/N: “ thanks buddy *chuckles at that seeing how that is how he got his wrestling name seeing how when they were little y/n couldn’t say Matthew* can you help me leave Y/E/N thing got out of hand last night and he went to far and he sexually assaulted me *sniffling*”
Matthew:* even though he just heard that from Julia it hurt more hearing it from Y/N* “Sure Y/N/N when do you want to do it heck I will even bring Demi seeing how se misses you”
Y/N: “The sooner the better I have all of our clothes packed and the stuff you guys got y/d/n when she was born I am going to go to a friends house tonight when he leaves to go out”
Matthew: I will talk to Demi and see whe..(gets interrupted from Demi) Demi: (From the living room) THE FIGHT IS ALREADY BOOKED WE LEAVE IN ONE HOUR YOU HEAR ME ONEEEEEEE HOURRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!.”
Matthew: “well I guess we will see you soon sis”
Right before Matthew hangs up with Y/N Demi runs in and grabs the phone from him and starts telling Y/N what she all has planned for you when she sees you an Y/D/N and while watching the whole thing in front of him Matthew is laughing his head off because he has never seen his new bride this happy before she is acting like a kid in a candy store but he is snapped out of his thoughts when the doorbell rings only to find the man that his wife and his twin sister are currently talking about and that person would happen to be the one and only Luis
Martinez aka the one and only Damian Priest
Luis: “hey man, how’s it going was just stopping by to see if Demi wanted to go to the gym with me”
Matthew: “ I am sure she would love to go before we head out Y/N is in a little trouble so we are going to go to Y/H/T to help her out”
As soon as Luis heard that Y/N was in trouble he completely forgot about the gym and started worrying about what it was that was causing her trouble he knew how he felt about her this whole time but he never acted on it because he knew she was in a relationship so he just kept it to himself little did he know she secretly wanted him to come and save Y/D/N and herself
*TIME SKIP TO AFTER DEMI’S CONVERSATION WITH JULIA *
Demi: *sees Luis * “Hey terror twin what you doing here didn’t expect to see you until Monday for RAW”
Luis: “Hey I was coming to see if you wanted to come to the gym with me but then I heard that Y/N is in trouble so I was going to just go”
Demi: *starts to panic* how did you find out about y/n”
Luis: “Matthew told me she was in trouble but didn’t say what is going on can you let me know?”
Demi: “ I don’t know man that isn’t something I should be the one to tell you but hey I brought a extra plane ticket do you want to come with I know she would love to see you again because the last time you guys saw each other was the wedding”
Luis:” yeah I would love that I sure do miss her a lot and I bet Y/D/N has gotten so big how old is she again”
Demi: “ you like her don’t you and Y/D/N is 18 months now why don’t you call her and let her know you are coming but don’t ask her what is wrong she will tell you when she is ready”
*TIME SKIP AGAIN BECAUSE I AM LAZY*
*AFTER THE PHONE CONVERSATION WOTH Y/N AND SHE LETS HIM KNOW WHAT HAPPEN*
Luis: “I AM GOING TO BEAT THE EVER LOVING CRAP OUT OF HIM!” * he screams from the kitchen of Demi and Matthew’s house*
Demi: *looks at Matthew* “guess she told him what happened”
Matthew: “yeah I guess so I just wish she would come to her senses and he loves the hell out of her cause I know she is crazy about him*
Luis walks in without them noticing just as Matthew finish his sentence and realizes that they are talking about Y/N and that is when he says to himself that he swears to take care of Y/N and Y/D/N as long as he possibly can
*major time skip*
1 1/2 months later and Y/N is backstage at Monday night raw visiting Demi and while y/n is talking to Becky lynch with y/d/n running around with Becky’s daughter when all of a sudden y/n starts getting lightheaded
Y/n: “hey becks can you watch y/d/n I need to go sit down for a minute I just got extremely lightheaded”
Becky: “ sure go sit down girl I got y/d/n I send someone to come check on you in a minute maybe one of TJD I know that you and Damian are close”
Over the past month y/n and Damian have confessed their love for each other and have been in a relationship since then he has even unofficially adopted y/d/n
Y/n: *starts blushing* “hey y/d/n you be good for auntie Becky mommy has to so check something out” you say as you bend down to kiss her forehead
Y/d/n: “okay mommy, mommy otay?”
Y/n: “yes baby mommy will be right back”
Becky: “hey y/d/n why don’t we go bug uncle Seth and make fun of his big coats”
Y/d/n: “otay”
As they start walking towards where Seth is y/d/n sees Damian and stops and looks at him before taking off towards him when Becky turn around to check on y/d/n she starts worrying until she hear her yelling for him
Y/d/n: “DADDY UPPEY UPPEY” she squeals with her arms up
Damian looks at her and smiles “hey princess where is mommy”
Y/d/n just shrugged her shoulders as she yawns as she puts her head on her daddy’s chest is when he noticed Becky coming over with a relief look on her face
Becky: “ sorry Luis she took off before I knew it” she smiles when she sees that y/d/n has falling asleep in her daddy’s arms
Damian: “it’s okay becks do you know where Y/N is I can’t seem to find her”
Becky: “yeah she went to lay down in mine and Seth’s locker room she didn’t look to good”
*Meanwhile back in the locker room*
Y/n lays on the couch in Seth an Becky’s locker room looking at her phone when she gets a notification from her period app asking if she has started and when she realizes she hasn’t and she starts freaking out when Damian come in to check on her he finds her in the middle of a panic attack
Damian:”mi amor lo es todo está bien estoy aquí solo respira”
(my love is everything alright i am here just breath)
Y/N: “no I haven’t started my period I can’t be pregnant not by him not by y/e/n I can’t do this”
Damian asked y/n if it was okay to give her a hug when she agreed Damian put y/d/n down careful not to wake her up and pulls y/n in his arm trying to soothe her
Damian:” how about this we will go see the doc and we will find out and if you are it will be just like y/d/n and he or she will be mine no matter what that little one is our baby it made me so happy when y/d/n came running up to me calling me daddy
Y/n: “okay sounds good you know what would piss off y/e/n a whole lot is when we would watch raw and y/d/n would see Demi she would laugh and clap the one day I was watching a YouTube video with you and she came over and looked at my phone and her first word like full word was daddy and she pointed to you I think she hopped the same thing I always did”
Damian:”oh yeah what’s that? “ Damian asked out of pure entertainment he secretly always knew the answer to that
Y/n: “ that you would come save us and I am so glad you did”
*time skip*
After y/n and Damian leave docs office with the surprising news they can’t wait to tell ever the first person the tell of course is Demi
Y/N: “hey sis guess what”
Demi: “what has my little sister and my terror twin all happy and smiley”
Y/n: “well aunt Demi we got some big news and you are the first person to hear but if y/d/n says anything after we tell her can you act shocked?”
Demi: “of course, wait a minute you just called me aunt Demi does this mean…..”
Demi paused as you shook your head in excitement
Demi: “NO! You’re pregnant but I thought you two didn’t do it yet”
Damian: “we didn’t but that doesn’t matter all that matters is this baby is going to be raised with love and he or she will never have to fear anything with the terror twin by their side”
Y/n: “we should announce it to the wwe and the Aew universe but how Oh I got it!”
The way you said that scared both Demi and Damian when they were about to ask you had disappeared running to the wardrobe designer to come up with a shirt for Damian once it was done you hurried to the judgement days club house to give him his shirt when you get there Finn opens the door and you almost run him over
Finn: “wow there y/n where’s the fire?” He asked while chuckling
Y/n:” oh hey Finn I was just in a rush to see Damian I have a gift for him and I guess I didn’t pay attention to where I was going is he in here”
Finn:”yeah he is,see you around kiddo”
After talking to Finn you go into the clubhouse to find Damian and the rest of the guys lounging around so you walk up to him and sit on his lap and hand him the shirt you designed for him and it says voy a ser papa
which means I am going to be a daddy which has both spelling on the shirt Spanish in the from English in the back
y/n: “do you like it? I figured this would be the best way to announce it but if you don’t you don’t have to wear it”
Damian: “like it, I love it and I would be honored to wear it I am so happy that I get to announce this special announcement and I couldn’t be more excited”
*time skip to after Finn am jd match*
Corey graves: “ what’s this it looks like Damian priest wanting to say something
Damian: “ well first I have to say congratulations to Finn and JD on their win tonight but I have some exciting news of my own”
With that being said he unbuttoned his jacket to reveal his shirt and the crowd goes wild with the new of the future archer of infamy that is on the way
TimeSkip again because I am too lazy to write out the entire 9 months
Doc: ok Y/N one more push and the little one will be here
Y/n: I can’t do this anymore it hurts to much
Damian: you can baby let’s meet our little one
With a final push you hear tiny cries coming from your new baby
Doc: congratulations it is a sweet baby girl
Damian: you did it honey she is so beautiful
He looks at his brand new baby girl with a tear rolling down his cheek as he brings her over to you so you can hold her when he hand her to you get emotional as you say
Y/n: welcome to the world y/f/d/n Martinez
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