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Despite being an expert lock picker, Chilchuck looks down on theft, mainly due to he considers it an unsustainable income, but also because he dislikes how society views halflings and doesn’t want to feed into stereotypes.
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I just remembered u just like Dark
So have this<3
Btw these r just because I can't take care of myself either
BRO.
WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
IM GONNA HUNT YOU SUNNY.
I HAVE YOUR IP ADDRESS. /j
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Please I need to see the ship kids? Is Laios a good uncle? Do they have scales/feathers or sharp teeth? Horns? Claws? (This series has me in a chokehold rn)
*SQUEEZES YOU IN MY GRASP*
I had to put everything under the cut because this is a hella long post so everyone else just look at these cute farcille babies and rock on
HI HOWDY!! Laios is obsessed with these little freaks (he would never call them that though cause he would literally die for them if needed) He’s essentially been right by Falin and Marcille’s side since day one when it came to the babies! He’s a surprisingly good uncle but definitely that one where he gives the kids gifts that the parents are like “YEAH NO- he’s 8 he doesn’t need a crossbow”
He definitely gives the kids little trinkets he gets from foreign dignitaries since I don’t picture Laios really liking all the gifts and gold and money people will give him to butter him up when he catches onto it. The cool monster stuff stays with him though, but he’ll let the kids look at anything cool he gets that he decides to keep for his personal collection. I like to imagine that when he holds them he always keeps them to the side of his hip, real mom type stance when he’s holding them.
Secondly, GREAT QUESTION!! They have a little bit of both! Haru (the cream colored baby) has feathery down covering his ears, chest, and wings as well as basically anywhere else that he isn’t scaly or covered in soon to be thought flesh. He’s more of a dragon from the waist down but bird from the waist up like Falin was.
His sister Haize (the apple red one) has the most scales! (But the least feathers out of the pair) Haize has more of that traditional dragon look and unlike Haru, she’s dragon basically to the neck up. She has scrawny little forearms that aren’t quite attuned to walking yet but once she grows they’ll become a lot more useful for the crawling around stage of her infancy! Haru will often try to climb on her back because he wants to be fast too- he’s only a little guy but he still hates that she got the extra limb genes where he didn’t.
Both have wings though the down that Haru has makes it a bit difficult for him to fly, though he really grows to enjoy flapping and the flutter of his wings! Haize has more sleek featherless dragon wings which make her flight process a bit easier, though her longer body means that her flying is quite silly (it’s like when you pick a cat up by their middle and they just dangle, imagine that but with flight and her trying to tuck her limbs in to have less weight pulling her down). Both have claws on their dragon halves as well as spikes/spines on their backs though only Haize has been born with the making for clawed hands, Haru grows into his later in life!
Really Falin and Marcille are glad that the kids are in relative captivity, Haru’s inherited the “head empty, no thoughts, tee hee” touden genes and they’re like 75 percent certain that he would get eaten if natural selection had its way - assuming Haize didn’t protect him ofc. Haru is very sleepy as a baby while Haize is very cranky. She likes to sleep on her back but her itty bitty dragon wings get cramped when she does and sleeping on her side isn’t as a comfy. Aside from that she just likes attention and being with her parents which is tough due to their jobs.
Haru has colic due to the light magic that manifests in his stomach pouch organ! He was born with an organ similar to the one red dragons have that allows them to breathe fire! It allows him to conjure and manifest light and can be weaponized if a dragon knows what they’re doing. Really it’s much more useful as bioluminescence for dragons who dwell in darker dungeons as it allows them to lure in prey and the pouch’s brightness grows as a dragon approaches somewhere stacked with mana and magic which is an easy way to find enemies or food! Typically light dragons are very powerful but a rare find as they’re often incredibly soft and unable to protect themselves as babies as well as their newly born pouches which let off a lot of glow due to basically incubating for a year or so and refuse to dampen until they learn to properly dispel their magic via spells. Not to mention how easy of a target it is for their obvious weak spot, one bad slash to the tummy and ur done.
Most dragon babies learn early as having that much magic in you hurts a LOT but Haru takes a lot while to learn it, though Falin soon learns that pressing on his stomach and conjuring her own light magic to siphon Haru’s own eases a lot of his tummy aches and pains.
(I got way more facts about these guys so if you wanna know more just send another ask!! :]!! /gen)
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I was on a little walkie walk for my mental health, and the song first time by Hozier came through my playlist.
The first line is “Remember once I told you 'bout
How before I heard it from your mouth
My name would always hit my ears
As such an awful sound”
And if that isn’t the most bucktommy coded thing - it made me insane I love it. Anyway, just wanted to share lol.
Hey anon, can you please take a big step back - no, another - no, one more - FUCKING RUN I'M COMING FOR YOU.
throwing hozier lyrics at my bucktommy must be done sparingly or i WILL spiral into the fucking sun.
I desperately need the Tommy, Actually episode, for this scene/set of scenes specifically.
*flashback from a traumatic event involving Tommy's dad calling him Thomas, Gerrard calling him Kinard, his CO calling him Tom etc etc you know what the scene would be*
Tommy is ducking behind a dumpster to greet Chim where he'd told him to park, he's cheesing, he's smacking Chim on the shoulder, he's tilting his head behind Chim to get a look at the new guys.
Eddie leans forward, shakes his hand, introduces himself.
Buck is... blinking. He's still blinking. He's mouth open staring as Tommy says something tongue in cheek and he's blinking as Tommy's gaze turns to Buck, hand extended.
"I'm - buh. Evan Buckley," Buck says, and shakes his hand in a totally normal way, not thinking about the size of his hands or the warmth of his smile as he grins.
"Pleased to meet you, Evan."
"Y-you, uh, you too Tommy."
Eddie is giving him the *i don't date people i meet on calls* face but they don't have time to examine that before Tommy's herding them to the chopper while no one is looking.
*cue hozier music overlaying the scene as buck blinks and stumbles after the rest of them*
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