#how dare you accuse me of this

[fully-caulked-wagon]

Posting a few things that I forgot to and had on the backburner. Tried out a couple new pens on ibis x mobile at the beginning of September, so here you go.

[sreppub]

i like when they dance together

[taintedcigs]

as promised.... here's a firefighter!steve thought that hasn't left my mind (warnings: 18+ minors dni, bj, praises, filthy!)

firefighter!steve who meets you on the job, who is all flirty when he sees you... so much so that his captain reprimands him, but none of that matters when you give him your number, promising him a date.

rosy lips curling into a full-on grin, bowing at you with a wink as he runs his hands through his slicked up hair in excitement.

Maybe it's the uniform or his charm, but it doesn't matter, because you're back at his apartment the second the date is over, exploring each other's bodies, hands everywhere, kisses all over each other's skin.

It's a miracle the two of you make it to his couch, and maybe if he hadn't talked about his job a lot, how much he saved people, how much he took care of everyone around him, you wouldn't immediately be on your knees, palming him through his uniform.

But you want to take care of him, want to help him relax, ease his worries.

"W-what are you doin'?" he questions, words half-slurred, eyes half-shut, cock stirring at your movements, low whines he can't seem to hush making you grin.

"Must be so tiring, saving all those people, taking care of everyone else...." You flutter your lashes, not wasting any time to unzip him, your eyes widen at his sheer size, admiring it.

It's bigger, much thicker than you anticipated, veins apparent with how hard he is, but it doesn't stop your slow strokes as his rosy lips slightly part in awe.

"Nobody takes care of you, do they, Stevie?" You hum, not wasting any time to bring your lips onto his hardened cock, soft kisses plastered all over, he wants to protest, but it's not even believable.

"But I was going to-"

"Sshhh, we have all the time in the world, let me take care of you, pretty boy," you hush him quickly, tongue swiping along his length, earning a grunt from him, loud, much louder than he's ever been, and you can see him slipping, going into a trance, engulfed in desire.

It's kitten licks at first, and even with that Steve can feel his entire body shake, the growing intensity of his fervor makes him curse under his breath.

He can't help it, you look so fucking pretty taking care of him, lustful gaze eating him up, tongue lapping up hungrily.

All he can do is whine, beg, and call out your name as merely a grunt. it's surely pathetic, but it drives you insane, plump lips finally wrapping around his cock, sliding up and down his length, hand flying to stroke the parts of him your mouth can't cover.

"You're so, so big, Stevie," you hum, all sultry and sweet, he can't help the ungodly noises that escape his bubblegum lips.

"Baby..." he calls out, weak, and you respond by wrapping another hand around his cock, it's all soft and delicate because he knows he's going to explode soon.

He doesn't even attempt to push your head down further, he can't, his balls are tight, full of cum, waiting to paint your pretty little throat.

All he wants.

You bob your head up and down, gagging with his size while your hand tugs at his cock a bit harder this time, you can almost feel him twitch on your hot tongue, suckling while all Steve can do is let out a "fuck, baby," and a few of "shit, sweetheart," feeling his balls draw up, throbbing length covered in your spit.

Hands replace your mouth as you release him with a pop sound, and Steve looks down at you curious, you meet his gaze, running his red tip against your lips, collecting what's left of his pre-cum with a few laps of your tongue.

He watches in pure admiration, how ethereal you look like this, the gaze you have on him downright pornographic, and all he can do is whine, while his eyes roll to the back of his head, entire body buzzing with pleasure.

You lick your lips happily, letting his salty semen engulf your tastebuds, "tastes so good, Steve." You praise, hand continuing to tug at his veiny cock, his mouth forming an 'o' shape.

"F-fuck... g-gonna cum, sweets," he warns with a violent grunt, making you get to work again, suckling on his cock like your favorite candy, telling him to cum, pretty praises leaving your lips, and all Steve can do is growl, lost in his own desires, in you.

"S-shit, shit, shit! Gonna fill that pretty mouth up-" he can't even finish his sentence, and you continue, whimpering around his cock, getting him to the edge, making him explode inside your cheeks, warm and thick cum flooding all the way back to your throat.

You give him a small smile right after you swallow all of him, lewd gaze meeting his while he keeps repeating how perfect you are.

His good girl.

He grabs you by your chin to make you look up at him, it's downright sinful, much more in control than he was before, you can feel your thighs dampening. "I have to return the favor, sweetheart, don't you think?"

You nod, almost in trance, all the confirmation he needs before he swiftly picks you up, throwing you over his shoulders like it's no big deal.

"Show you how strong and good firefighters are with their hands, hmmm?" He hums wickedly, carrying you to his bedroom.

[snakesinsocks2005]

He looks so genuinely happy here

You can almost forget he's literally handcuffed to a chair being forced into a job

[667jaja]

What I imagine the inside of the stagecoach looks like during the trips

Daily art 14

[silverwanderingcrow]

Don't get me wrong, I love the marauders fandom as much as the next person but i have a problem with how Peter is portrayed compared to the other marauders.

Peter is always described as 'chubby' , 'fat' , and 'constantly eating'. This is not a bad thing. It is when you put in the context of the fact that he is the Tagalog of the group that eventually betrays James and lily to wizard Hitler.

You can see how that's a problem

Meanwhile James Sirius and Remus are all 'lean' or 'fit' or 'slender'. They play quidditch, Remus is a werewolf, Sirius gets starved at home. These are all the excuses that people use as to why Peter is the fat comic relief friend and the other three are cool and clever and kind, loyal to fault.

Give me chubby James potter, spoiled rotten by his parents. He's the only child of two loving, very very rich parents. Give me him eating everything all the time because quidditch takes it out of his and damn growing teens need to eat jesus

Give me Sirius black that gets starved as punishment at home so at Hogwarts he eats what he wants, when he wants, a Sirius black that feels comfortable and stable when fat. Sirius black that rebels by putting on weight as soon as he can to show his parents they can't control him. Give me slow metabolism sirius

Give me a Remus that is chubby and curvy. Give me a Remus that feels the hunger of the wolf. Give me a chronic ill Remus who is sometimes bed ridden and can't get up to exercise. Give me a Remus loving being fat because it makes the breaking and reshaping of his transformation a little bit less painful.

She Who Shall Not Be Named use fattness to show characters as undesirable or stupid or evil. Lets re write the narrative. Fatness is not an evil trait. Just like skinnyness is not an indicator of purity.

Let me boys be fat! Fat is not undesirable and there is no excuse anyone can use against them being fat that I can't twist into them being fat.

[yuridovewing]

cant wait for people to inevitably push back against manipulative ivyfern hcs/art with “you hate trauma victims/gnc couples” or whatever

[monbons]

Carry On Countdown Day 20: Teeth

Lucy Salisbury-Pitch is 1 month old. She:

smiles!

can focus on faces

catches Spadey in a tight fist and won't let go

has no teeth yet, but she nibbles on her merwolf stuffie's teeth when she's hungry

Y'ALL! I will never be done singing the praises of Infinity in a Teacup written by @thewholelemon and illustrated by @rimeswithpurple.

Arianna always draws such detailed backgrounds, and when I saw the adorable merwolf stuffie in little Lucy's room I knew I had to bring it to life. Also, Baz and Simon would absolutely love Lucy to pieces and track every milestone with perfectly posed pictures exactly like this.

Today's pocket surprise: A merwolf tail

@carryon-countdown

[lemonheadhatchet]

I woke up not long ago and it feels like they hit the fucking pentagon with these pics. Can we all breathe for a second??

Also me:

DONT FUCKING DO THIS TO ME NOT ANY OF MY GIRLS OH MY GAWWWWDDDD--😭😭😭😭😭

[sarahlancashire]

there's a thing that happens, when a same-sex relationship (especially if it's an f/f relationship/ involves a female character who has only been involved with men before) is introduced into mainstream media, where a certain type of straight person will go to facebook or similar and complain about it, and then other straight people will join in, and say things like "but apparently our opinions don't matter because we're heterosexual" and i just. FUCKING HATE IT.

we are not saying your opinions don't matter!! we are saying you're wrong, and you're being offensive, and now you have the audacity to mock us for calling you out!!

straight people can find validation and representation in nearly all media that have ever existed, and some of them are still not fucking satisfied.

[caluski]

I love it when cis people add pronouns to their bio i love it when cis people don't contribute to that whole shitty "well OBVIOUSLY they can tell who I am" I love it when cis people are supportive of trans people in such casual ways

[alex-apricus]

I ran into the most beautiful Pious Nun today though she neglected to inform me of her name. She had the most perfectly placed habit and a delightful rosary. If someone could possibly inform me of her name I should like to spend some time in silent prayer with her so I might marvel at her… at her… devotion to god.

[yourgeneralcharles]

Charles, my guy, you can't do gay shi and say you're against gay shi

What do you mmeann... I DON'T DO GAY SHI!!!!

[nefertittythegreat]

End of P5 Spoilers Under Cut

Ferdinand, after Rozemyne agrees to be his fiancée even though his spent the last 3 days doing everything and anything to ensure she says yes:

[tr1cked]

i accidentally picked up the phone for a client who deeply disrespected my father in the past & i had to awkwardly lie that i took notes and would call him back …. they are all laughing at me behind the phone and i was like sweating my ass off.