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Posting a few things that I forgot to and had on the backburner. Tried out a couple new pens on ibis x mobile at the beginning of September, so here you go.
#art#my art#fanart#one piece#op#one piece fanart#sanji fanart#black foot sanji#blackleg sanji#sanji#sanji one piece#coloured#struggling for tags already ngl#post timeskip#don't look too hard at the arms#the anatomy is mangled#also don't question why his legs are out of proportion with his torso#it isn't true#how dare you accuse me of this#i'll have your family for this#you're fired#uhhh#hey google how do you pad out the tags of a tumblr post until you hit 30 to get the happy brain chemicals#mobile art#phone art#did this with me fumbs i did#i hadn't drawn him with a cigarette in so long before this nor had i drawn it in colour#so the cigarette is coloured and drawn the exact same way i drew and coloured it in 2020 when i was 12-#speaking of a drawing of sanji i did back then - some dude literally just commented 'this is ugly' on it and it still haunts me#like bro i was 12 what do you want from me leave me alone i'm going to cry on you and it'll be salty and then you'll be sorry-
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as promised.... here's a firefighter!steve thought that hasn't left my mind (warnings: 18+ minors dni, bj, praises, filthy!)
firefighter!steve who meets you on the job, who is all flirty when he sees you... so much so that his captain reprimands him, but none of that matters when you give him your number, promising him a date.
rosy lips curling into a full-on grin, bowing at you with a wink as he runs his hands through his slicked up hair in excitement.
Maybe it's the uniform or his charm, but it doesn't matter, because you're back at his apartment the second the date is over, exploring each other's bodies, hands everywhere, kisses all over each other's skin.
It's a miracle the two of you make it to his couch, and maybe if he hadn't talked about his job a lot, how much he saved people, how much he took care of everyone around him, you wouldn't immediately be on your knees, palming him through his uniform.
But you want to take care of him, want to help him relax, ease his worries.
"W-what are you doin'?" he questions, words half-slurred, eyes half-shut, cock stirring at your movements, low whines he can't seem to hush making you grin.
"Must be so tiring, saving all those people, taking care of everyone else...." You flutter your lashes, not wasting any time to unzip him, your eyes widen at his sheer size, admiring it.
It's bigger, much thicker than you anticipated, veins apparent with how hard he is, but it doesn't stop your slow strokes as his rosy lips slightly part in awe.
"Nobody takes care of you, do they, Stevie?" You hum, not wasting any time to bring your lips onto his hardened cock, soft kisses plastered all over, he wants to protest, but it's not even believable.
"But I was going to-"
"Sshhh, we have all the time in the world, let me take care of you, pretty boy," you hush him quickly, tongue swiping along his length, earning a grunt from him, loud, much louder than he's ever been, and you can see him slipping, going into a trance, engulfed in desire.
It's kitten licks at first, and even with that Steve can feel his entire body shake, the growing intensity of his fervor makes him curse under his breath.
He can't help it, you look so fucking pretty taking care of him, lustful gaze eating him up, tongue lapping up hungrily.
All he can do is whine, beg, and call out your name as merely a grunt. it's surely pathetic, but it drives you insane, plump lips finally wrapping around his cock, sliding up and down his length, hand flying to stroke the parts of him your mouth can't cover.
"You're so, so big, Stevie," you hum, all sultry and sweet, he can't help the ungodly noises that escape his bubblegum lips.
"Baby..." he calls out, weak, and you respond by wrapping another hand around his cock, it's all soft and delicate because he knows he's going to explode soon.
He doesn't even attempt to push your head down further, he can't, his balls are tight, full of cum, waiting to paint your pretty little throat.
All he wants.
You bob your head up and down, gagging with his size while your hand tugs at his cock a bit harder this time, you can almost feel him twitch on your hot tongue, suckling while all Steve can do is let out a "fuck, baby," and a few of "shit, sweetheart," feeling his balls draw up, throbbing length covered in your spit.
Hands replace your mouth as you release him with a pop sound, and Steve looks down at you curious, you meet his gaze, running his red tip against your lips, collecting what's left of his pre-cum with a few laps of your tongue.
He watches in pure admiration, how ethereal you look like this, the gaze you have on him downright pornographic, and all he can do is whine, while his eyes roll to the back of his head, entire body buzzing with pleasure.
You lick your lips happily, letting his salty semen engulf your tastebuds, "tastes so good, Steve." You praise, hand continuing to tug at his veiny cock, his mouth forming an 'o' shape.
"F-fuck... g-gonna cum, sweets," he warns with a violent grunt, making you get to work again, suckling on his cock like your favorite candy, telling him to cum, pretty praises leaving your lips, and all Steve can do is growl, lost in his own desires, in you.
"S-shit, shit, shit! Gonna fill that pretty mouth up-" he can't even finish his sentence, and you continue, whimpering around his cock, getting him to the edge, making him explode inside your cheeks, warm and thick cum flooding all the way back to your throat.
You give him a small smile right after you swallow all of him, lewd gaze meeting his while he keeps repeating how perfect you are.
His good girl.
He grabs you by your chin to make you look up at him, it's downright sinful, much more in control than he was before, you can feel your thighs dampening. "I have to return the favor, sweetheart, don't you think?"
You nod, almost in trance, all the confirmation he needs before he swiftly picks you up, throwing you over his shoulders like it's no big deal.
"Show you how strong and good firefighters are with their hands, hmmm?" He hums wickedly, carrying you to his bedroom.
#this doesnt have anything to do w my 9-1-1 obsession how dare u accuse me#steve harrington x reader#steve harrington smut#steve harrington fic#steve harrington x you#steve harrington blurb
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clocking Donnie as one of those little kids who look vaguely concerned by everything. like he could be doing the most chill activity ever but he still looks kinda worried
#I’m not projecting my tiny autistic self onto him what#how dare u accuse me of such#anyway cat ear noise cancelling headphones canon#a lil warmup doodle for the morning#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rise of the tmnt#tmnt#rottmnt fanart#rise donnie#my art#explodingstar art#e stars scribblez#turtle tots#turtle tot donnie#donatello tmnt#unpause rise of the tmnt#save rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#autism#you know i had to include that tag#the lad ever#doodles
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all the recent pictures of joseph quinn have me thinking about eddie cutting his hair and steve having FEELINGS about the cute little curls.
Steve is jiggling his keys in the sticky front door when it opens from the inside where Nancy is standing. The move unknowingly yanks him forward, sending him stumbling inside.
Why is Nancy in the apartment mid-afternoon on a Friday?
"Nance!" he chokes and promptly frowns, "What happened?"
"Umm," she hums and closes her mouth in a half smile, half grimace.
He shucks his bag off and dumps it at his feet, completely panicked, mind racing as he insists, "What happened!"
"Well…"
And that's when he catches the scissors in her left hand, light bouncing off them from the bright lighting in the building's hallway.
"What did you do!" he screeches.
"Eddie might have called me yesterday telling me he had officially decided he wanted me to cut his hair," the words tumble out of her mouth, almost entirely as a single word that she punctuates with a toothy grin and worried brows.
Steve charges inside, eyes darting around the apartment as his heart pounds.
Robin is sitting on the lounge reading a magazine and barely looking up as she gives a nonchalant, "Hey, Dingus."
He places his hands on his hips, "Hey! Hey? Rob, how could you have let this happen!"
Robin flaps a page of the magazine and stands, "Wow, sounds totally normal for you to be controlling your boyfriend's body, Steve."
She tosses the magazine (a fucking men's hair magazine) on the coffee table and walks to him, giving a condescending pat on the shoulder as she smirks.
"But his hair!" he argues, as if his hair hysteria makes total sense.
"He looks good," Nancy chimes and Robin nods in agreement.
"Hey, Steve."
He spins around to find Eddie standing in the kitchen, hair short and impossibly curled up. He taps his fingers on the counter where off-cuts sit in a fluffy pile that could easily be mistaken for their cat.
"H-Hey," Steve splutters, giving a wiggly-fingered wave.
He stares as Eddie runs his fingers through his new haircut.
"Your mousse made it curlier than we were expecting," Nancy explains, sounding almost apologetic. But she doesn't have to be, like, at all.
Eddie raises his hands above his head, balling them into fists in frustration, "He doesn't like it!"
He looks between the girls, eyes wide as saucers and beginning to glisten.
Oh shit - Steve is still staring. Gawking. All slack-jawed even.
"No, no, no! Eds, I-I do!" he promptly rushes to Eddie and cups his reddening cheeks, "It's just… different s'all."
Robin gives a hearty scoff and Steve ignores her, refusing to listen to whatever quip she mutters to a giggling Nancy. He doesn't care that the pair find him and Eddie to be sickly lovebirds who never left the honeymoon stage of their relationship. He looks Eddie over, trying to read his mind to get a sense of anything else that might have influenced his decision.
"You sure nothing else is worrying you?" he continues, chewing at his bottom lip, for once wishing he had El's powers, "Remember when you were going to tell Wayne we wanted to move out and instead of telling him you dyed your hair blue? Or at least, tried to," he chuckles, "And Henderson and Claudia had to come over with their toxic concoction of cleaning supplies to get the stains off every surface in the kitchen?"
Eddie buries his face in the crook of his neck, snickering, "Nothing else. Promise, Stevie. I just wanted a change."
Steve soothes his hands over his back, his fingers gathering up loose strands of hair. He reaches up to his neck, massaging there too and feeling the hair at the nape of Eddie's now-exposed neck, the fresh ends slipping easily through his fingers.
Eddie detaches himself, keeping him at arm's length as he adds, "I was starting to feel like a bit of a has-been, anyway."
"Well, I don't like that part of it at all," Steve frowns, petting the curls at the front that were once Eddie's brow-hitting bangs.
He grimaces as that nagging part of his brain he has never been able to shirk (some combination of his mother's vanity and a built-in bitchiness) zeroes in on Eddie's possibly receding hairline. Steve shakes his head, willing away such a shallow thought as he cups his hands over Eddie's exposed ears, shifting to worrying about the upcoming winter and how his ears will most certainly get cold.
But Nancy did a good job. Great, in fact. She even applied the mousse properly so it isn't making Eddie's hair all tacky and clumped together. It is cut evenly too. Although Steve might need to use the electric razor to clean up around Eddie's sideburns a little.
Eddie looks impossibly cute like this, perhaps more than he ever did when he tied his hair up (the very first time sending Steve into cardiac arrest). His cheeks look rounder, more cherubic. And when those dimples inevitably come out, it will be an unholy combination...
God help Steve.
"Should we get going?" Robin wonders aloud.
It makes Steve jump - he had forgotten they weren't alone. Eddie barks a laugh and manhandles him into turning around to face the girls. Nancy points to herself, her other hand defiantly propped on her hip.
"I need to get paid."
Eddie hushes up demands of payment as quickly as possible, grumbling away as he gives Nancy some cash he had apparently retrieved from the bank and hidden in their sock drawer two weeks ago. He had promised to buy her a dress at a swanky boutique she had been eyeing, even though Nancy complained that he wasn't going with her to buy it. Even years later, the pair were inseparable shopping partners, a duo that could easily give Steve and Robin a run for their (in this case literal) money.
Steve can't help it, as soon as Eddie shuts the front door, he pounces, knocking them both into the coat stand as he peppers kisses onto the back of his neck.
"So you do like it?" Eddie laughs, stumbling around to steady them while Steve wraps his arms around his middle.
"Absolutely!"
Eddie manages to turn around despite the tight hold on him, smiling in that lethal way that showcases his dimples.
And yeah, Steve is most definitely a goner.
#no i'm not using steve to talk about joseph's impossibly cute hair#how dare you accuse me of projecting like that#it's not like i also did that with joe keery a while back... absolutely not#steddie#steve harrington#eddie munson#steddie ficlet#lilys ficlets#steddie headcanon#platonic edancy#nancy wheeler
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I love it when cis people add pronouns to their bio i love it when cis people don't contribute to that whole shitty "well OBVIOUSLY they can tell who I am" I love it when cis people are supportive of trans people in such casual ways
#It's also so upsetting when someone doesnt have pronouns in bio but then when they reblog terf-adjacent posts and u ask them if they are one#They act so offended and go 'how dare you accuse me of being a terf' but how are we supposed to know......#pogaduchy
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End of P5 Spoilers Under Cut
Ferdinand, after Rozemyne agrees to be his fiancée even though his spent the last 3 days doing everything and anything to ensure she says yes:
#ascendance of a bookworm#honzuki no gekokujou#spoilers#ferdinand aob#rozemyne#p5v8 is so funny in retrospect when you know what he's doing#bc even myne pauses and is like wtf are you scheming?#and he's like#first of all how dare you accuse me scheming#lol bc we know you#stupid Ferdinand#he's like#you want to turn ahrensbach into a library city?#myne:👀#but our girl has been burned too many times and is like I know your on some sneaky shit Ferdinand what is it?#he’s also doing the mostest with sharing mana#riding the highbeast together#he’s staking his claim and Myne is really the only one who doesn’t see it#Cornelius is trying but Eckhart is looming behind him like#👱🔫 I dare you to say another fuckin word#hes the king manipulator#you can't out do the doer#though Myne comes in at a very close second#if he wasn't playing 4d chess she probably would have seen right through him
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radical feminists be like "we are the daughters of the witches you couldn't burn uwu" when in reality they are the daughters of the ancestral karen that falsely accused black men and got them lynched lmao
#please tell me im not the only one who noticed HOW QUICK they were to buy the brown savage rapist narrative of zionists#but never had the same energy to call out the rape accusation against Israel#like stop lying to yourselves you are not the ideological descendant of fierce & revolutionaries elders#youve shown yourself to be the biggest supporters of the statuts quo and white supremacism#as i always said you seethed against the karen meme bc it dared calling you out fr what you are#papi watch#radical feminism#radfem do touch#radblr#radfem#terfblr#terfism#papi truths
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… I WOULD LIKE TO FORMALLY APOLOGIZE FOR STARTING THE CHAIN OF EVENTS THAT ARE CURRENTLY FUCKING UP YOUR QUALITY OF LIFE.
UH.
YEAH.
I DO NOT FEEL REMORSE BUT I CANNOT HELP BUT REGRET WHAT I HAVE DONE AFTER THIS RATHER PITIFUL DISPLAY OF.. ALMOST BEING DEAD FOR SEVERAL DAYS ON END.
👋👋
🏃♂️
I have felt it before, that certainty, that death knell of the self. Knowing, because you are being warned by your own body as it barely fights to stay alive, that you could close your eyes and never open them again. Drift off as easily as falling into sleep, or perhaps easier.
That young woman I used to be, I recall her—disoriented and bloody, head wrapped in bandages, laid upon a clinic bed. Resting there in the nothingness that resides between two life-changing points, the stretch of time after the infliction of a terrible hurt but before the healing. Survival. Being struck with that profound numbness.
How dare I be put through this again?
Anyway apology acceptead i appreciate it
#HFSHGSLGKSG love you celestial spectre shuigui#sorry my favorite bit to do is have eigong write an entire long disproportionately serious response out of nowhere#i wanted to put ''how dare you put me through this again''#because that makes the punchline of her immediately going ''anyway apology accepted'' way funnier but also ARHGHHGH i don't think she would#actually say that and also then it sounds like she's accusing shuigui directly even though she just means the general you#so alas i'll sacrifice some of the comedy but just know that was my intention#well i mean. not that anything on this blog is ever anything eigong would actually say. you know what i mean though#don't worry about her she's very delirious and half conscious and embarrassed that she almost got killed by jiequan of all people#that's one of her own hospital beds by the way she probably has a few in the tiandao research institute#ask to tag
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Guess when Jesus made the blind see he wasn't talking about you *eye roll*
#i usually try to be polite#i hope i was#but god am i angry#how DARE you!#accuse me of racism!?#are you fucking kidding me!?#on my post about why christianity is fundamentally for all people#you accuse me of being racist and elitist!?!?!?!?!!
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watching paranoia while high is such an amazing experience
#am i high rn? umm ofc not. why are you accusing me like this? how DARE you actually#but i am watching paranoia so you be the judge#also ally beardsley is so hot AND pretty. i want to hold their hand.#paranoia#paranoia dropout tv#dropout#dropout tv#ally beardsley
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Eclipse reverting to more instinctive and feral behaviors when feeling overly frightened/unsafe......................
#no this isn't foreshadowing wdym#i just really like that headcanon#how dare you accuse me of such things#eclipse the darkling
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Last Line Challenge
Rules: In a new post, show the last line you wrote (or drew) and tag as many people as there are words (or as you feel like).
Forehead kisses to @cookiemonsterv3 for the tag and for helping me solve a plot hole in this fic that’s been bugging me since last April
This snippet comes from a fix-it fic set after The Mandalorian S3 that follows Axe Woves on his journey to become a better man for his new ward, Ragnar Vizsla
But for him, there are no ade to come home to, to chase around the karyai, to tuck into bed with stuffed tookas and stories of Mandalorian heros. There is no riduur to kiss on the cheek, to brush shoulders with while making dinner together, to slip off with for a quiet moment alone after the children are fast asleep. No, Axe had given up his dreams of domesticity a long time ago. So then why is he still thinking of Ragnar kneeling at the foot of the funeral pyre, kissing the memory of his father goodbye?
No pressure tags: @thenookspace, @ferretrade, @lightasthesun, @artisticallyill, @vytels, @themonopolyhat, @meebles
#am I procrastinating writing my cww fics???#nooooo how dare you accuse me of that#axe woves#ragnar vizsla#the mandalorian
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if you wanna hear about ocs ,,,, this is my oc evelyn! this is literally the only photo i have of her because i keep forgetting to draw her design fully lmao 😭
but! much like vaggie, she’s a fallen exorcist - she was originally fine with being an exorcist because she believed she finally had something that showed she had skill
then as the exterminations went by she slowly started to realise how messed up the whole thing was, causing her to start being a lil shit like 24/7 to adam ,,,, she tried to argue about the exterminations but the moment she questioned it she was kinda doomed to fall
when she falls she’s immediately met by Angel who just so happened to be passing by the alley she landed in lmao! i currently don’t have much more than that for her story yet 😭
joke of this drawing is just when people are telling her to take the exterminations seriously but she doesn’t lol
HNNNNNNG I love any character who gives Adam trouble- AND SHE'S BEAUTIFUL???
Characters who are initially resolute and believe in their cause only to slowly doubt themselves until they're disgusted by it? YES!!
I also just picture her landing right on top of Angel and fucking SQUISHING HIM
#she's precious#she's so baby#I just know it#look at that face#and tell me she's not baby#she can do no wrong#no matter how much#shit she messes up#*fire blazing behind me*#How DARE YOU accuse her#of any of this#*in private*#okay what did you do
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okay but what if we actually talked about the nine nymphs of magix
#like for scientific purposes#DEFINITELY not for fic purposes whaaaaaaat#how dare you accuse me of such a thing#I would never#👀👀
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I bet you've eaten Pepper's dog food before haven't you
When I find out who you are I’m going to get you.
#anonymous#anon#saint speaks#ask#also no i havent eaten her dog food before how dare you accuse me of such.#i stop that shit when i was six
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Oh my god, they're onto me
#not skeleton stuff#rambles#/joke post#no officer#there is in fact. no boop laundering happening here#i am a star citizen#how dare you accuse me of laundering my boops#/joking tags
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