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no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, in the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy,moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious,gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tango ever bro could cause a nuclear bomb inside me and i��d still ride.
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#how can this man be this hot#omg he so hot#the things i would let him do to me#how is he real#hes not real in fact#spencer reid#spencer reid x reader#crimnal minds#doctor spencer reid
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Honestly so hot of Rogue to bridal carry Gambit
#x men#xmen#rogue#gambit#romy#rogue x gambit#remy lebeau#anna marie lebeau#the role reversal: hot! how strong rogue is: also hot!#i mean i know she can fling around trucks and stuff so carrying a person is nothing to her but still her carrying her man is hot
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theyre so good
#and this is before theyre future-married#man#insult to the rolo truthers that theyre not the main couple in 97 tbh#impartial btw (<- me when i lie)#rolo#storm x wolverine#wolverine x storm#can we talk about how hot storm is always also#ororo x logan#ororo munroe#logan howlett#storm#wolverine#x men
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no thoughts. just zhongli’s territorial instincts rising up after you return from fontaine stinking of another dragon’s scent. and neuvillette nuzzling his face in your neck to scent you every time you have to leave for liyue.
#idk man my head is filled with hot dragon men who are also old enough to be my grandpa’s great x10 grandpa#neuvillette tho…our gap moe king#tho personally i think neuvillette is gonna be majorly depressed when you return from liyue stinking of zhongli#he’ll be all ‘‘i don’t have a chance. how could i ever stake my claim when they already have someone else?’’#idk i wake up and think hm how pathetic can i make neuvi today?#the answer is very#genshin x reader#genshin impact x reader#zhongli x reader#neuvillette x reader
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okay but jjk somnophilia is like
gojo "please please pleaaaaase let me put it in while you're sleeping PLEASE i swear i'll make you cum i proooomise please let's try it once pleeaaase. YOU can put it in ME whenever you want!!! any time any place anything you want in any of my holes!! wake me up with it!! it'll be soooo hot" satoru
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nanami "i have kink charts for both of us and they have sliding scales and notes section for each one. we can mark hard boundaries for what state of consciousness we want for ourselves or our partners, giving or receiving, what sex acts, etc. we'll set up a safe word and a safe gesture and then we can start trying things out" kento
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geto "sorry i fell asleep while eating you out, it will happen again. no, i won't stop eating you out when i fall unconscious. just tear me off your pussy if you don't like it" suguru
#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jjk imagines#satoru gojo#kento nanami#suguru geto#gojo x reader#nanami x reader#geto x reader#gojo smut#nanami smut#geto smut#i am NOT a nanami girlie do not start expecting nanami content from me. however he is very funny and i love his contrast with gojo LMAOOO#to be clear gojo would not be bugging you about this unless he'd already confirmed you were into it#gojo is probably off putting for some people here but i frankly think he'd just be that desperate and pleading and thats super hot to me#geto tho. geto's just hilarious#again if you're not into somno just don't read this it aint for u. gojo will sound really pushy and creepy#tw: somnophilia#honestly i think nanami would pass out during/before sex just like geto but a lot of the nanami girlies aren't ready for that#the man is like 27 and he looks 40 AND he looked like this when he was??? 23 or smth??#nanami can definitely go super hard during sex but sometimes he will pass out on your lap while eating you out. man is tired.#lemon#sorry for the excess of tags this is such a short little thing and i kinda like how smol it is so i have to ACTUALLY tag tag it lol
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the vampire lestat in the media (1/2)
#lestat de lioncourt#iwtv#interview with the vampire#iwtvedit#userkareena#userrenee#i wanted to make this since the finale but didnt know how to go about it#but now i have rockstar lestat so i had to#too lazy to do the rest but one day!#im going to have my friend print that hot ones pic on a tshirt#anyway#graphic design is my passion~#in my head louis tries to help lestat but quits after a day#that man is getting canceled left and right that not even louis and his crypto can do anything to help#also someone on twitter said he should be on hot ones so i had to! originally his ontd post was going to be about a feud with tswift lol#but i said no let me not go there AND THEN THAT HAPPENED#*#ldlitm
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Literally me seeing this photos:
#he knows what he's doing#how someone can be this hot#lando norris#ln4#my man is better than yours#im being delusional#Lando I'm waiting for you honey#🔥🔥🔥🔥
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the lotus casino scenes were so severely lacking in shenanigans but the car part was so fun like what do you mean percy’s so obsessed with annabeth’s approval and validation that when he finally does something marginally decently after causing complete and utter terror he looks at her and meets her gaze to be like “see? are you proud of me?” and gets distracted and immediately totals her side of the car
#percabeth#pjo#percy jackson#percy jackson and the olympians#pjo tv show#they’re so!!!#they’re so reckless driving by lizzy mcalpine#but also HOW can anyone possibly be that horrendous at driving he’s only three years away from doing it regularly#paul don’t give this man your prius if you know what’s good for you it doesn’t matter if he’s ur hot gf’s son#1.06
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Kelsier: *solves everything by killing noblemen*
Everyone on Scadrial: If only Kelsier was here, he'd have a great way to solve this problem.
Every nobleman on Roshar when they meet an assassin: I bet Kelsier planned this, it feels like something he'd do.
#cosmere#stormlight archive#cremposting#mistborn#kelsier#meridas amaram#gavilar kholin#mistborn era 1 spoilers#mistborn era 2 spoilers#stormlight archive spoilers#way of kings spoilers#rhythm of war spoilers#spoilers#how many spoiler tags can I include in one post#yumi and nikaro kiss#look!#yumi and the nightmare painter spoilers#nomad is hot#too hot#the sunlit man spoilers#i can keep going#do you think kelsier is a good kisser 🤔#wayne is most likely a better kisser#depending on which hat he's wearing#i already did mistborn era 2 spoilers#sazed probably isn't the best kisser
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Tbh, given how the state of healthcare in the US looks like, I'm not surprised that Will Graham clocked in to work in the state like that and no one batted an eyelid. Swallowing simply some painkillers is both easier and cheaper.
#hannibal#nbc hannibal#hannibal nbc#will graham#hannibal shitpost#sickness#my poor babygirl#(almost 40 yo man)#pesky--dust thoughts#hannibal thoughts#how anyone can be so hot while suffering?#hugh dancy#that's it#encephalitis
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im gonna populate the Kent tag if it’s the last thing I do 👩💼
#stardew valley#sdv#sdv fanart#stardew valley fanart#sdv kent#the things that should be done to this man r heinous in nature#pookieeee pspspsps pookieeeee#can u imagine him in that sauna. oh damn#sdv farmer#farmer kendall#sdv sam#ive never drawn sam before it’s a miracle#deviously fiddling my fingers during every convo with sam to figure out how i can bring up his hot dad#very messy and quick sorry!!!!
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#how can this man be this hot#omg he so hot#the things i would let him do to me#hes not real in fact#spencer reid#spencer reid x reader#crimnal minds#doctor spencer reid#spencer get back homeeee#criminal minds fandom#criminal minds#R.I.P to me
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every time i watch anything with him in it (admittingly, predominantly from the Dropout app), i am reminded that Lou Wilson is the most handsome man to have ever lived. like, objectively. he just is. i will hear no arguments for any other person to be ranked higher. Lou Wilson: whose face single-handedly shows humanity can go no higher in beauty. he is THE most attractive man in the world. argue with the wall lmao
#lou wilson#dimension 20#dropout#game changer#i feel compelled to mention this comes from (a) me having had this opinion 5ever and needing it published as i rewatch Neverafter#and (b) that i am on aroace spectrum (im a demi-bi/pan-romantic asexual. mouthful. ugh) so like#the ''hot tingling'' feelings y'all alloromantic-allosexuals get? i dont get those. i feel like this somehow equips me to be#objective while y'all have subjectively biased preferences. dont ask me questions about this flimsy defense. im so objective. all the time#(if you need a tone indicator here: im being sarcastic and joking. i know my queerness does not make me objective. but let me joke about#this because i feel like i am SO RIGHT ABOUT HOW GODDAMN ATTRACTIVE LOU WILSON IS. PUT THIS MAN'S IMAGE IN MUSEUMS TO LAST FOREVERMORE)#how can a man still be hot after voicing Pinocchio. idk. ask Lou Wilson the most beautiful man to ever exist#he's just so stylish and pretty and funny and he has a great smile. A++. put him on the cover of magazines#my post#mine
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"Penelope should have chosen Debling!"
My sister in Christ. . .he literally dumped her???
Like just before Colin Bridgerton was on his knees after outrunning her carriage to profess how he can't stop thinking about her in his love me, choose me, I'm yours speech, Debling did the Regency equivalent of calling her a floozy who would undoubtedly cheat on him when he abandoned her for several years to chase his passions (because she would never be one of said passions since she asked outright if he could ever come to care for her and he went 'hmmmm seems unlikely! good thing you have solitary hobbies to occupy you instead!') when he has been given 0 evidence of such other than realizing she liked to look out the window because she had a crush on the boy across the street. I was ready to challenge that man to a duel for Pen's honor
His feelings for her were middling at best, I mean Christ on a Pogostick, after he asked her mum for permission to propose he isn't even happy when he opens the door and Pen is there? She's looking like a snack- nay, a whole ass MEAL, and he can't even smile? He just nods at her and dips the fuck out? You don't think it would kill Penelope to know that both her sisters have husbands who absolutely adore them and she's out here with an absent dude who likely won't even write to her?
Portia's 'Love is make believe!' speech is so transparently full of shit when you realize that we've got Dankworth who is so obsessed with Prudence that he makes heart eyes at her every waking moment and considers her his little bonbon and Albion who loves Phillipa so much that he was waiting for her to consent to sex (not realizing she didn't know what it was) for two entire years because he would never pressure her and so he was content with finishing in his pants when he kissed her to make sure she was comfortable. And you want Penelope to settle for a life of loneliness? When Colin is so besotted with her that he dreams of her and breaks every societal expectation in the book as a notorious People Pleaser to run after her and cannot even wait for the morning after being intimate with her to introduce her as his wife to his family in the middle of the night? You want her to turn down Mr "When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible" Bridgerton? For LORD PENGUIN?
Be so serious right now
#polin#bridgerton#penelope featherington#colin bridgerton#lord debling#good old alfie d giving us absolutely NOTHING#'it would be so great to have a husband who is never there so I can live my life in peace!!!!' like. . .are you sure. . .you like men?#as a queer woman i get it: he'd be great for a wlw because like byeeeeee who needs love from a man when i can be left alone w/ my hot besti#but like. . .penelope wants love. . .and she DESERVES love and she wants her husband to love her!!!!#the featherington husbands are obsessed with their wives and you want pen to be out here alone in a big house? for why?????#tell me you hate penelope featherington without telling me you hate penelope featherington#she deserves her hot ass husband who finds her in every room and event they're in and hypes her up and eats the same food she does#so he can taste what she tastes#and kiss all over her and take her on his travels and show her the world and inform her that she's fantastic and kiss her all the time#and show her how much he wants her no matter where they are#LIKE BE FORREAL#you really want penelope out here with an absent husband so she can keep writing a gossip column that makes her cry all the time?#byeeeeeeee
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THEE audiodrama disguised as podcast
#sherlock and co#s&co#sherlock holmes#john watson#mariana ametxazurra#Ive been thinking abt these design SO much lmao. even while doing other things#decided to take cues from acd/granada more. hence sherlock's headband to mimic slicked back hair#and I went with Colors bc. well first of all Im a clown. but second of all I recall some stuff abt victorian fabrics and uh. the wonder of#arsenic green etc#they were enjoying the colors I can commit to some#and. okay Im so real with u Im also a long haired john truther bc he has a podcast of course he'd have long hair but#I think its gonna take a Hot minute. currently this is still like the slightly-grown-out regulation cut#john's jacket is bc he and sherlock are 90s kids. this was a moment of enlightenment to me. I can give john every windbreaker on earth#mariana gets the jean jacket bc I like to imagine she's a y2k kid#(sherlock I think is only 90s kid in year of birth that man's childhood was skipping class to burn shit in the wood)#(but he canonically sews which I fucking love so much. he has not bought new clothes for almost a decade#if a shirt's disintegrating no it isn't. not on his watch)#a lil sad I cant figure out how to give them hats lol I feel like thats the most victorian thing there is. a stupid hat#I can at any moment give one of them a beanie. but I refuse#there are. like a Hoard of other scribbly sketches I did to get used to drawing them. but those are for me those are not for the public#and also theyre in my sketchbook and Im too lazy to scan them#happened mostly during lunar new year lol. I was getting Hard whipped then thank u s&co for carrying me thru#ok I do other things now. have this for a while ok? thank u#have a good night lads. enjoy motion
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The King of villains 👑✨
#did I cook?#i think i might've with this one#i love how it came out#I went a little hog with the rendering#I adore this man so much#I'd bow to him any day#I'm in the part of hyper fixation where i can only draw him nothin else sorry#he's just so pretty#and hot#my lil skrungle#anyways enjoy the food#my art#shigaraki tomura#tenko shimura#shiggy#mha shigaraki#bnha shigaraki#bnha#my hero academia#paranormal liberation front#plf#league of villains#lov
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