#how am I supposed to go to sleep now

[starmocha]

The chokehold these crumbs have on me 🥲😭😩

[nerdyenby]

I forgot real life was a thing… like Real Life; like the sixth installment of the Life Series — the April Fool’s special: Real Life. I just abruptly remembered that happened.

[stvharrngton]

Hear me out. Steve letting you ride his chest and you’re so needy you stick to one side to focus on and you desperately fuck against his pec (left or right, idc, whatever works), and you drag your hips down rough enough to get yourself easing closer and closer and you accidentally brush your clit against his nipple, causing him to cry out and it goes straight to his cock so he begs for you to do it again and it opens a whole new world of satisfaction for you both. Goodnight 😩😵‍💫

i’m listening 🤨

fuck yeah okay so your clit catches against his nipple and you both moan out so fucking loud and his cock twitches at the sensation of his nipple rubbing up against your clit and you sorta slow your hips as your eyes shoot open cause you’re not entirely sure what’s just happened, too lost in how good you’re making yourself feel grinding on his chest and he grabs your hips and blinks up at you like ‘fuck, can you— can you do that again?’ so you do and he’s arching his back and fucking his cock up into thin air as he reaches around to squeeze his tip and start tugging on the length and he’s just like ‘oh my god, oh my fucking god, jesus christ’ LORDDDD

[sunflowerscottie]

OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD

THEY ARE D E L I V E R I N G ON THE ROMANTIC ANTAGONIST OHHHHHHHH MYGOD

[the-eclectic-wonderer]

Just saw the young!Greg doodles Rebecca posted on tiktok. What the fuck. Like seriously they can't just drop the fact that Pearl shapeshifted into Greg like this I can't cope Rebecca what the HELL

[agnmag]

I may die from grief. Jann didn’t win the national final.

Jebać tvp i pis.

[mountmasns]

[just-a-funny-little-brain]

Orym realizing that his husband and father died and the Tempest wasn’t even the goal, she was the bait

[katsu28]

are you kidding me

[freebooter4ever]

As if i wasnt already nervous enough for tomorrow....a GIANT black shape was looming on the wall next to my bed and i didnt notice till i was about to try and fall asleep and then UGH. It was so gross, it turned out to be a huge moth, and i dont care if my old bestie used to put scientific backpacks on moths and research shit and thought they were cute, i swatted that fucker ;_; i hate bugs.

[uglyseasonmp3]

MITSKI

[ryxkenkxgami]

i finished editing satosugu to the story of us and now im EMO

[astro-b-o-y-d]

THAT WAS SO GOOD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[lesawrites]

I was about to go to bed and saw a centipede on my wall and now I am so awake and I am hating that my room is in the basement

My brother killed the centipede for me but it’s corpse remains under my bed where it died and what if it somehow survived getting sprayed by so much bug killer and attacks me in revenge for hiring someone to murder it

This would be so much better if my dog, who typically loves to eat bugs, actually decided to eat the centipede instead of just staring intently at it. If it was eaten it would have no way of remaining in my room possibly alive

[albiclalepsza]

IT'S NOT EVEN 3 AM WHY ARE THE BIRDS CHIRPING???

[future-oscarwinner]

I was like one more episode aND THEN IT MADE ME FUCKING BAWL