#housethemd

[housethemd]

Do you ever think about House’s apartment?

Specifically his decor choices.

House’s apartment is filled with old books and comfortable furniture and knickknacks. There is even the island in his kitchen which is clearly something he’s chosen for that space, not something the place came with.

From the art on the walls to the funky lamps to the furniture - they are all things House picked. He’s lived in that apartment for over 15 years and Stacy moved in with HIM. He is particular about his space and his belongings.

Every crevice of his home is filled with his personality. Unlike Wilson, who struggles to furnish a home as a reflection of himself, House has made his place scream that it’s his. He didn’t go to Ikea and buy mass-market furniture. Most of his belongings appear to be antiques or at least unique things that he would have found at maybe pawn shops (where we know he frequents) or perhaps thrift or antique stores. Not to mention all his musical instruments like his piano and guitars.

The same actually goes for his office at PPTH. He has his comfortable chair and his desk knickknacks (which if you look closely are animal skulls) and his old TV.

It’s interesting to me that as much as House struggles to open up about himself to others verbally, any space he occupies regularly becomes filled with evidence of who he is.

[oddlittlestories]

Your wip Three scenarios has me intrigued!! Care to share some about it? 😀

- housethemd

Ooh yes absolutely thank you for asking!

So this is a Wilson POV fic that parallels 1x21 Three Stories.

We don’t see Wilson in the flashbacks to House’s infarction, and I have decided it’s because he wasn’t there which begs the question Why.

In three planned chapters, which I have outlined, I explore three scenarios of why Wilson wasn’t there, and the impact on his perspective on each situation.

[mumintr0llet]

A ‘The ducklings finding out about Hilson’-fic collection 

This is probably my favourite type of Hilson-fic because they’re always so fluffy and cute and domestic and funny. Especially love when the Ducklings go from ‘No fucking way, you’re not married House!’ to ‘Oh... you and Wilson… Yeah, that actually makes so much sense...’

I’ve created an ao3 bookmark-tag for myself but also thought that maybe I should put together a tumblr post as well so here we go: 

Teddy Bear Timeline - FandomsAreMyFuel: (this might be one of the best Hilson-fics in general that I’ve read!) series 4/5 (ish) ducklings break into House’s home and are surprised by how homey it is and gets an insight of House life with Wilson 

criteria - PaintedVanilla: (this is the Hilson-fic with the most kudos and I really understand why, it’s brilliant!) House and Wilson are betting on how long it will take for the original ducklings to figure out who House is married to

mutualism - PaintedVanilla: when Cameron says she’s only coming back to work for house if he goes on a date with her and later is told that House is already married to someone. 

replicability - ORiley42: a sequel to criteria: it’s the new ducklings turn to run around the hospital and find House’s spouse

Wanna bet? - movingon_exceptnot: also House and Wilson betting on who long it’s going to take until the original ducklings realise they’re married; very “aaah, that makes so much sense” feeling when they find out 

Dirty Little Secret - stasis: Cameron and Chase meet Wilson (who works at another hospital) when they break into House’s home and all of them are scared and confused and it’s very funny 

The Private Life of Gregory House - superangsty: a 5+1 thing: House suddenly wears a wedding ring and it takes five events for the original duckings to realise who House’s spouse is 

he goes to another school - Galileoleo: again the original ducklings thing House is pulling a prank when he shows up with a wedding ring, they can’t believe House could get- and let along stay- married, especially since hi supposed spouse is working at another hospital

let it slip - zlicxn: it’s Christmas time, House slips on ice, gets a concussion and in his confused state lets the original ducklings know he’s in a relationship. They’re then bet on who they think he’s planning to propose to (spoiler; I kind of think Cameron ruined his proposal but House gets his yes so it's all good in the end, hehe)

An Essay On Stupidity - DumpsterBeagle: House and Wilson have been married for about a year but the original ducklings hasn’t picked it up yet so House starts to play around with them, with Wilson kind of in on it. They hang out with Cuddy outside of work and the ducklings thing Thirteen (who’s not really Thirteen to them because they don’t know her) is House’s wife 

Expect the Unexpected - housethemd (Whiskeyrose1): short and sweet; series 5 ducklings are startled by House showing up at work with two children

Base Assumption - AmTheDreamer: House, Wilson and Cuddy think the original ducklings are idiots because how haven't they noticed that Wilson is House’s husband- since about a decked back (so, so funny!) 

Here We Go Again - AmTheDreamer: follow-up to Base Assumption, now it’s the new ducklings turn to try and figure out who their boss is married to, including some hurt/comfort as well

(Added 31/03-25)

Awful Coffee Creamer And Velvet Boxes - FandomsAreMyFuel: the new ducklings trying to figure out the nature of House’s relationship to Wilson (spoiler: they both propose to each other) 

Goes the Neighborhood - Dee_Laundry: Wilson opens the door at the address HR has told the new ducklings (+news to Foreman too) House lives, tinted with a tiny bit of angst maybe? But very cute still

betting pool - eating_custardinbed: the ducklings and more or less everyone else at the hospital eventually learning about House and Wilson’s relationship, a bit angsty because of House’s canon typically self destructiveness, worried Wilson because he loves him 

(Added 15/05-25)

Witness, Witness - SkyeBean: (Wilson work at Princeton General at the start of the fic) the original ducklings not being aware of House's relationship with Wilson, but in a longfic; soo good! And I knew it would be a high quality one even from the first few paragraphs! And an incredibly satisfying end

Sweet Weather and Peacock  Feathers - Kielykao: the original ducklings finds a ten year old girl in House's office/diagnostics conference room who seems to know both House and Wilson; she was such a lovely character and I loved Camerons confusion through it all

Bonus(es) that kind of fits the brief: 

The Line of Thoughts - tevinterimperium: House thinks he and Wilson should pretend to be dating after the original ducklings asked too many investigative questions about House’s dating life. They don’t believe it at first, but slowly get more and more convince at the same time as House and Wilson realise things about themselves 

(Added 31/03-25)

House's team freaks out over a ring - thinasadlme: Under the bonus category because Hilson is only implied (but the author has tagged it as both house/wilson and house/wilson (implied) 

Oh, There Was Love in So Many Things - FandomsAreMyFuel: role reversal-au; also, kind of, or I choose to view it like it’s the Ducklings fiding out about them, or at least the original ducklings seeing another softer side of House for the first time

And if you've got any more, please do share and help me expand the list!

[hilsonficrecs]

Life After House and Wilson by housethemd/Whiskeyrose1 (<1k, M)

What life looks like at PPTH after House and Wilson are gone.

Tropes: Post-Canon, Outsider POV, Main Character Death, Implied Suicide, Angst

[housethemd]

Ouu okay!

Currently on repeat I have:

Waving Through The Window - Dear Evan Hansen Original Broadway Cast

Red Line - Geordie Kieffer

Way Less Sad - AJR

Tank! - Seatbelts

St. James Infirmary - Hugh Laurie

Cotton Candy - Yungblud

Before You Go - Lewis Capaldi

Time Of Our Lives - Tyrone Wells

I’ll Be Good - Jaymes Young

My most played artists of this year are: Seatbelts, Yungblud, Hugh Laurie, My Chemical Romance, and Fall Out Boy!

I also got really into Lofi Girl on YouTube as music to listen to while I’m writing!!

I’m tagging @queersolar @thefandomlesbian and @lovelenivy (if you want too, no pressure at all!!!)

Tagged by @hugh-lauries-bald-spot to share a few songs I like and pass it on

I'm gonna choose some songs from my wrapped so I can't pretend like I have cool taste in music lol Until the Day You Die; Abney Park, Shock Treatment; Richard O'Brien, 1816 The Year Without a Summer; Rasputina, Viva! Sea-Tac; Robyn Hitchcock, Life At Last; Ray Kennedy, Inside of You In Spite of You; Thoushaltnot, Masculine Women Feminine Men; Irving Kaufman, Saint Bernard; Lincoln

Tagging @kermit-p-hob-brainrot @halloweenriot @inocent-doodles @ghost-in-fools-garments @friedfriedchicken and anyone else who wants to

[greghatecrimes]

A while ago, I made a post about what I think the PPTH gang would order at Starbucks. This post by @housethemd had me thinking Coffee Thoughts again about House & co., so here are some thoughts about what I think it would be like to have them as customers in my cafe.

At work, there's regulars (people that come in often enough that I recognize their face), and there's THE regulars (customers that come in so regularly that I know their name, order, a couple details about their life/them as a person, and usually have a pleasant conversation with while they're ordering). For this, I'm operating under the assumption that all of the House characters would fall into the latter group (because they're all doctors at a busy hospital. Any hospital job usually goes for so. much. caffeine).

Cameron probably comes in the most frequently out of anyone, but the baristas would all know her solely as Allie. She'd be one of the regulars that makes having the early-morning opening shift worth it, because she's genuinely always happy to talk with you (and almost always carries cash so she can give you a tip directly). She'd ask how you're doing and remember little details from your conversations (like music you said you liked, or your major/degree if you ever mentioned college). She has a favorite drink for every season (Pumpkin Spice Lattes for fall, Peppermint Mochas for winter, etc.) and is so consistent with her orders that at every open, whoever's working marks a cup for her drink and sets it aside for when she comes in. At least once during "buy one get one half off" sales, she'd buy two of whatever's on sale just to give the second one (or both) to whoever's working at the time.

Chase would probably come in at least a couple of times per week. For some reason, he'd make his appointed Starbucks/café name "Bob" instead of Robert/Rob/Robbie, and every single barista he's met would agree that "there's no way his name is actually Bob. He's way too attractive for that." My coworkers (somewhat surprisingly, not a group of college-aged girls. We are a group of incredibly gay and/or trans 20-somethings LMAO) would absolutely talk about how hot he is when he's not around and swoon over the accent (if there's a list of Hottest Regulars, he's absolutely #1). He'd mention having a girlfriend and order coffee for her occasionally, but everyone would refuse to believe she existed until they saw her for themselves. One day he'd come in with Cameron, and it would make the barista group text explode. (Bob and Allie know each other? And not only that, but Bob and Allie are actually... Bob-And-Allie?! Allie is the mysterious girlfriend?!) There would be full on MOURNING. At least one person would joke about calling in sick from the grief of Aussie Golden Retriever Boyfriend's girlfriend being real. Inexplicably, he'd enjoy Taylor Swift's music and the baristas would love him even more for that.

More characters to come in another post :) I'm thinking probably House, Wilson, and Cuddy next? (Also: thank you to @samathekittycat for your tags on the reblog of the House frappuccino post; it was a small thing but the eyes emoji gave me the motivation to get a bunch of stuff done so I could come back and write this, lol)

[suhossineun]

32 + 35 for House and 48 + 49 for Wilson!!

- Housethemd

32: something guaranteed to make them smile/laugh

I mean there is one easy answer- james evan wilson. it doesn't matter what they're talking about, wilson always makes him smile the most genuine, carefree smile. and monster trucks, I'd imagine. I mean this is a really boring answer but it's true!

35: their idea of a perfect day

ideally- a day without pain. house is willing to go to extreme lengths to avoid pain, and he's a different person when he's pain free. anything else on top of that is a nice bonus; monster truck rally, getting a $12,000 guitar, getting high on something new and exciting, converting a priest to atheism.

48 scariest moment of their life

this is a tough one! wilson is always worried for house and house certainly gets up to a lot of stupid shit, but I don't know if wilson is ever scared for him. maybe the days they spent trying to save amber- he was scared then, of making the wrong decisions, of her dying, and it's that fear that clouded his judgment in an awful, awful way.

49 favorite toy as a child

I feel like wilson would have really enjoyed legos, like the really tiny ones that you can build like the death star with. I mean, canonically he might be too old to have had that stuff, I'm not sure when lego started doing collabs with star wars and stuff, but let's just pretend. house makes a comment about wilson having been a nerdy child who spent most of his time watching obscure tv shows, so I feel like this would tie in well.

[bluemoonperegrine]

Hat tip to @housethemd for the "if I got possessed" text post

[long-days-pleasant-nights]

@housemdgiftexchange

@housethemd

I bring you holiday cheer in fic form!

[lovelenivy]

Hey! I’m @housethemd (this is my main blog) and I just wanted to tell you that I only just realized that you are PewDiePie on AO3.

I have read your fics for Haikyuu, Sherlock, and House MD!! You are one of my favourite multifandom writers!! Once I realized that I just had to to tell you!

OH WAIT FR ?? that's so cool omg ???? thank you so much !!! (': <3

[team-sleeps]

This scene always makes me laugh because Same but @housethemd 's tags were so real I had to rb them

[housethemd]

[oddlittlestories]

42 + 44 for House, 27 + 37 for Wilson!!

- Housethemd (can’t ask from a sideblog, how annoying)

@housethemd

Ooh making me work for it with Wilson

House

3 comfort items:

The softball canon answer is (1) his ball of unknown origin (2) his motorcycle and (3) his instruments. (Add to that his t-shirt collection, his favorite fruit apron, and his assortment of desk items collected randomly over time. House is a secret collector. He loves his things.)

But I think I can push it further with 3 fun headcanons / fan ideas.

1. Favorite book—maybe Moby Dick (for obsession and a flight of fancy, characters who are even more intense than he is as a way of release) or Twelfth Night (yearning and gender fuckery plus you know he was that kid who devoured Shakespeare in middle school just to prove he could). For a genuinely “really, Bee,” option—the collected works of Sherlock Holmes. There are lots of Sherlock adaptations House wouldn’t relate to but the original works are not one. Anyways whatever it is it would be some old fancy volume with paper thin pages and a leather binding. Smells great. Feels great. Looks great on the shelf. He’s read it so many times he can quote from it so he doesn’t pull it out much anymore.

2. Weighted blanket. This man would love and needs a weighted blanket, but maybe he has one already. He would use it an unreasonable amount. Imagine the Ducklings rolling up to ask him a question and he’s in Thinking Mode but with a weighted blanket.

3. French press. He likes the way it makes coffee, it’s copper and he likes the way it looks. He likes the ritual of it. Yeah. French press.

Also he should have a tiny comfy (as much as possible) folding chair in his kitchen. Just saying.

His happiest memory:

I think this strongly depends on what time in his life we’re talking about, so I’m gonna play with that a bit.

Pre-infarction: the paintball game with Stacy. Can you imagine the sexually-tense snarking? The glowing feeling of meeting someone who implicitly understands you - or at least can match your blunt deviousness? A fun way to meet someone so much like you.

Post-infarction to s3: I like to think that somewhere in there was a fun & tender moment with Wilson that something reminds him of and makes him smile on occasion.

s4-5: his whole relationship with Kutner tbqh. Kutner blowing up patients. Kutner switching to no. 9. Screwing with Kutner in the cat episode.

s6: when Wilson buys the organ.

Thereafter I think his happiest memory is doing the spud gun thing with Thirteen and when she tells him that promising to kill her was the best way she’d ever been loved.

Wilson

Guilty pleasure:

I’m just gonna redefine this as “embarrassing pleasure” for my own sake.

Canon: Telenovelas. Look at his defensiveness. Look at the plea in his voice when he begs for the season finale. This man is not learning Spanish. He knows Spanish. And loves telenovelas.

Headcanon: stuffed animals. He doesn’t keep any in the house for a long period of time, but he buys them as gifts as often as possible. He can’t help but anthropomorphize them and likes to hug them and do funny voices. If he was more able to allow himself to do what he wants and fly in the face of convention, he’d have quite a few. (Not hundreds or anything, bc he’d connect with each one, but maybe four or five. They’d live on the bed or the couch.)

What he really thinks about himself:

See now this is the tough one. So many (all?) of the House MD characters are layers within layers, and Wilson is tough bc he’s often unaware of what’s going on with himself. So what he *really* thinks of himself? Hmm.

I think he thinks he deserves better in so many situations. I think sometimes he might be waiting for someone to save him, that if he’s good enough maybe he’ll deserve it & it’ll happen. I think he believes he has to be as giving of a person as he can be or else he is committing a crime / causing harm / not fulfilling his moral and ethical responsibilities. I think he knows he goes above and beyond but is terrified that isn’t true. (And I do think the one hc that he has moral perfectionism OCD makes a lot of sense.)

[hilsonficrecs]

Can you recommend any fics where ducklings (chase/cam/4man) are really involved in house's love life

Absolutely we can! Thanks for being patient on this one, we've got a big list for you, sorted by duckling

Multiple Ducklings

anniversaries, kidnappings, and other such sentiments by taliamytalia ->Thirteen and Chase team up to ambush House in preparation of his wedding anniversary. 

Dirty Little Secret by stasis -> Cameron and Chase break into House’s apartment and discover his husband

systemic by ictus -> House uses his ducklings to diagnose his feelings

The Line of Thought by tevinterimperium ->The team starts meddling in House’s love life, so he recruits Wilson for a fake-maybe-not-fake relationship to get them off his trail. 

what's expected of you, what's expected of me by bonesdyke -> House’s team starts to get suspicious of his relationship with Wilson, and they take matters into their own hands 

 this year’s for you and me by itooaminthisepisode/silasthylacine -> Wilson enlists the help of the ducklings and some mistletoe to mess with House

Criteria by PaintedVanilla -> The ducklings don’t realize House is married. 

replicability by ORiley26 -> House recreates the shenanigans of Criteria with the 2.0 ducklings

The Private Life of Gregory House by superangsty -> The ducklings try to solve the mystery of House and Wilson’s personal lives

An Essay on Stupidity by DumpsterBeagle -> House starts wearing his wedding ring to work to confuse the team.

Chase

It’s Never Lupus by lovemishjen -> Chase convinces House to make a slideshow on why he loves Wilson

Behind Closed Doors by housethemd/Whiskeyrose1 -> Chase gets an insider view of House and Wilson’s relationship

The Australian Maneuver by Oriley42-> Wilson and Chase make House jealous

Business of Misery by Kileykao -> House overhears a fight between Chase and his dad, and he and Wilson “adopt” Chase

Cameron 

Differential For A Turtleneck by Nemesis/ThetaSigma -> Cameron does some spying after an observation on House’s attire

Bending You(r logic) by scribespirare -> Cameron finds out House got married in Vegas and the team speculates.

 what’s important by lohoron -> Cameron gets a hunch.

Sadly, we couldn't find any focused on Foreman, but here's a Foreman-centric bonus to make up for it

future planning by remy/iamremy -> Foreman asks the team for advice on his relationship with Chase, and House meddles. 

[queersolarfandompage]

@housethemd This meme is heavily influenced by by the fic you wrote. I think about it every time Wilson is written as both drunk and horny. It is such a good fic!!!!!

If you haven’t read their fic yet you really should. I’d 100% recommend it. I think about it way too much.

[housethemd]

Finally customized my blog so it looks like it’s actually run by a human being 😂