#housesitter

[green-ajah]

Housesitter (1992) ⤷ Goldie Hawn as Gwen

[angelstills]

Housesitter (1992)

[aspirationalbrand]

housesitter (1992)

[wolveswolves]

LOOKING FOR A HOUSESIT IN THE UK

Is someone looking for housesitters around Christmas and/or New Year in the UK? 😄 For about 1 to 2 weeks?

I have much experience house- pet- and gardensitting in different countries and can of course offer references 🌳🏡🐕

I would love to come housesit, my boyfriend might want to come along too.

I work from home. I make nature videos, so I’m looking for a place with beautiful nature around ☀️

If you know anything, please message me. Thank you! xx Anne 

[colbertt]

Steve Martin & Goldie Hawn as NEWTON DAVIS & GWEN HOUSESITTER (1992) dir. Frank Oz

[cinemajunkie70]

A very happy birthday to Goldie Hawn!

[lexiklecksi]

Happy STS! You need a housesitter while you're away. Which one of your OCs DONT you choose for the job and why?

Thanks for your funny question and sorry for the very late reply, your STS ask got buried in my inbox. :-/

The real question is, which oc DO I choose because I wouldn't trust most of my characters for house-sitting. Enya might accidentally set my flat on fire, Meara would flood the whole flat while taking a bath. Talib would bring so much dirt on the carpets and stamp the parquet floor with his hooves. Maybe my safest option would be Saoirse, but her feral cat Aibhilin might bring some chaos and tear down the couch. Well they all live in the wild, so I can't blame them for not knowing how to take care of a flat.

[wandernde-welt]

Wer kann Haussitting anbieten? Nahezu jede Person. ❣️ Es gibt ein paar Dinge, die sollten möglichst gegeben sein in meinen Augen, aber es sind nicht viele 😉 😎1. Ihr solltet entspannt damit umgehen können, dass ein oder mehrere Menschen in eurem Zuhause alles nötige nutzen. Klar könnt ihr Sachen auch wegräumen, Zimmer abschliessen und co. Aber grundsätzlich solltet ihr euch wohlfühlen können damit. 🙂2. Ehrlichkeit: Eine genaue Beschreibung von Wohnraum und Tieren ist wichtig, damit ihr sicher sein könnt, dass alle mit der Situation zufrieden sind. 🗑3. Sauberkeit: Nicht blitzblank und auch nicht super ordentlich, aber Essenreste, Müll und Co sowie Schimmel sind No-Gos für so ziemlich alle, versteht sich eigentlich von selbst. Wenn das gegeben ist, steht einem erfolgreichen Haussitting in eurem Zuhause nicht mehr viel im Weg 😊 Würdet ihr eure Tiere von anderen Menschen in eurem Zuhause betreuen lassen? Könntet ihr Vertrauen haben? #haussit #haussitting #haussittingfamilie #haussitter #haussittingleben #hundesitter #katzensitter #housesittingfamily #housesittinglife #housesitting #housesit #housesitter #petsitting #petsitter #petsit #dogsitting #dogsit #dogsitter #catsitter #petparent #familieaufreisen #reisefamilie #reisenalsfamilie #familienreise #reisenmitkindern #mitkindernreisen #reiseleben #travellife #travelfamily #nomadenleben https://www.instagram.com/p/Cp8IN8NIuO3/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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[pagangamerofficial]

I GUARANTEE You've NEVER played a game this SCARY

[green-ajah]

Housesitter (1992) ⤷ Goldie Hawn's Jeans

[angelstills]

Housesitter (1992)

[marc--chilton]

had a dream that house and wilson had a huge fight over a misunderstanding, can't remember what about, and they were friends with benefits so going cold turkey after having a taste of something More with wilson had house pretty messed up. he like vanished for a while too i think?? then out of nowhere wilson gets a text from him to check the details of this specific cot in the pediatric wing and he's just like ??? so he does. and finds out the reason why house had been gone was because he was harboring a secret pregnancy and was too ashamed to admit he was wrong so he suffered through carrying a child alone to punish himself. i woke up to them reconciling with wilson holding their daughter (who already had some crazy curls like house and big sad wet brown eyes like wilson) while house was showing some very apologetic and embarrassed body language

[karizard-ao3]

What about the pool boy AU?

All I've got is this, which is a very short continuation of Historia and Mrs. Reiss' conversation after Mikasa hung up on them that I posted for someone in the comments of Poolboy 3:

Bonus: Mrs. Reiss and Historia Convo, continued

Historia gasped indignantly. "That little bitch hung up!"

Mrs. Reiss raised an eyebrow. "It sounds like she has better things to do," she said, unable to stop the smile that twitched at the corners of her lips. "And are you sure it was a drummer? I thought it was a bass player."

"He was after," said Historia. "I'm pretty sure she broke up the band."

Mrs. Reiss shook her head admiringly. "That girl is living the dream." She cast her daughter a conspiratorial look. "Eren's an excellent pool cleaner but the real reason I hired him was so I can watch him work from the upstairs window."

"Mom! Ew!" said Historia. 

"If only I was 20 years younger and single," Mrs. Reiss sighed. 

"Try 40 years younger," sniffed Historia.

Mrs. Reiss gasped, looking wounded.

Mr. Reiss glanced up from his newspaper. "What are you girls talking about?" he said.

"Mom is daydreaming about fucking your poolboy," said Historia.

"Just use protection, dear," said Mr. Reiss, dryly. 

"That won't be necessary," said Mrs. Reiss. "Mikasa got to him first."

"Oh, did she?" said Mr. Reiss, raising an eyebrow. "Good for her. Do you remember the time she was fucking that drummer?"

[cookinguptales]

lmao

okay SO I'm going to be in Texas for a few days in a couple weeks and here's how all this happened:

I was given a "please don't sue us" credit from an airline

I remembered that Meow Wolf had a new exhibition right next to DFW

so maybe a day or two there just to see that and then leave

fun little weekend trip

then I remembered the eclipse and that dallas is in the path of totality

so okay cool let's move my trip to coincide with the eclipse

MY DAD HEARS ABOUT ALL THIS he wants to come

he wants to rent a car and add on a few days

okay we'll go to the state park nearby where you can see dino footprints and do some stuff around dallas

we are now there for five days

dad just injured himself (poor thing)

now I will be going on my own most likely and will not have access to a car (as I can't safely drive) so no dinos for me ig

it's kind of a weird situation, I guess. my little weekend trip grew into five days alone in a location I don't have a ton of knowledge of or interest in, RIP.

so uhhhhh does anyone know the DFW area? any advice on fun stuff to do that doesn't necessitate a car? I can take an uber if it's not too far, but like. nothing outside the city.

also like. anyone know any fun eclipse-themed stuff going on between the 7th and 11th? I fucking love a theme, I'll be real with you.

[frogspawned]

I was about to reblog the poll about the cats and I read your tags on it. Oh my god do you have or had a cat named Wobble? I have a cat named Wibble.

i did! he was born with an extra long tail that threw off his balance. eventually he grew into it, but the name stuck.

^ the man himself