#house greyjoy.

[kudriaken]

House Greyjoy. Another fanart for Great Houses of Westeros. Sorry for not posting here for so long!

[laurellerual]

Our Blades Are Sharp

[hylora]

Went on a proper reread of ASOIAF in english recently and I don't know what happened.

Never really cared for Theon, never understood the obsession some had with him, and when reading his chapters in ACOK he was even worse than I remembered.

Then I got to ADWD again, and now I understand....

[asoiafpalestine]

our twenty-sixth piece is…

balon with his last remaining child, asha by host @wodania

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[joekeerys]

House of the Dragon — 2.02 "Rhaenyra the Cruel" Game of Thrones — 2.08 "The Prince of Winterfell"

[ggreyjoy]

[naggascradle]

i got reminded how funny the greyjoys are again its so awesome how throughout acok youre like god theon you are insane and a weirdo and like sure asha is there and also insane and weird but she's kind of serving with it and yeah aeron is there for two minutes but he seems like he's been through it so its ok he's kinda odd. so you let it pass and then you hit affc and you finally get more greyjoy povs and you realize Oh. They're all like batshit insane. Theon is on the normal side here. Conceptually Imagine being jon and haaating theon growing up because you think he's an asshole and he is yeah and then you meet literally anyone else in his family and theyre like that but worse and also command ships of hundreds of men. SUCH a tragedy we never got any of the starks to meet literally any other greyjoy to have a point of comparison here on what theon couldve been like

[kataraavatara]

“these secret meetings are RIDICULOUS can you imagine if cersei and catelyn met after ned was beheaded to negotiate for peace” FALSE EQUIVALENCE RED FLAG ON THE FIELD, catelyn and cersei were never homoerotic childhood best friends. the comparison you’re looking for is theon sneaking out to meet robb in secret after he takes winterfell and pretends to kill bran and rickon. still ridiculous and implausible but at least thematically consistent.

[amuelia]

Greyjoys + animals

"Does he have a name?" Esgred asked Theon as he mounted. - "Smiler. [...] I knew a man once who told me that I smiled at the wrong things." - Theon II aCoK

Tris Botley said that the Crow's Eye had used a seal to stand in for her at her wedding. - The Wayward Bride, aDwD

Once he bet his new longship against a herd of goats that he could quench a hearthfire with no more than his cock. Aeron feasted on goat for a year [...]. - The Prophet, aFfC

The monkeys, though … the monkeys were a plague. Would that I had a crossbow. - The Iron Suitor, aDwD

Happy Birthday @welshrugby !! ❤❤

[tell-them-the-north-remembers]

When you think about it Euron Greyjoy is actually the villain of all time, GRRM's magnum opus. He opens his eyes to the world and decides sibling abuse is gonna be his thing for a while. He fucks his brother's wife, gets exiled for it, fucks off to god knows where. Then allegedly finds a dragon egg, tries to get a wizard to hatch it, gets mad, randomly throws it into the sea. Commits war crimes, captures warlocks, makes them cannibalize each other for shits and giggles. Steals a dragon horn. DEMOCRATICALLY GETS ELECTED KING. Raids a man's castle, ties up the man, sees his daughter who goes "hey my step mom and step siblings suck strip them naked and make them serve dinner to ur men like that" and he goes "ok." and then is like "hey that was fun im gonna like kinda marry you and make you my salt wife". But she will be his SALT wife (she actually wont he will literally CUT her tongue bcs he evil) bcs he literally thinks oh yes i will marry daenerys and then tame a dragon using my dragonhorn and conquer westeros on dragonback aegon-style. He gets fucked up on shade of the evening daily, sees hallucinations and visions and plans on summoning eldritch horrors. He is an edgy pirate with a ship called "silence" bcs he fucking tore out the tongues of his entire crew and the ship is painted red so it conceals the BLOOD. Martin went "i have enough morally grey antagonists" and then created euron fucking greyjoy.

[getyouanearthygirl]

Game of Thrones House Aesthetics:

House Stark 🐺

House Lannister 🦁

House Arryn 🪽

House Tyrell 🌹

House Martell ☀️

House Baratheon 🦌

House Tully 🐟

House Targaryen 🐉

House Greyjoy 🦑

[laurellerual]

Sansa as the fair Jonquil, Jeyne as Jonquil's sister, Theon as the Grey King, Rickon as a direwolf, Robb as King Daeron the Young Dragon, Bran as Ser Barristan the Bold, Arya as Nymeria of the Rhoyne, Jon as the ghost of Prince Aemon the Dragonknight.

When the spirit stepped out of the open tomb, pale white and moaning for blood, Sansa ran shrieking for the stairs, and Bran wrapped himself around Robb’s leg, sobbing. Arya stood her ground and gave the spirit a punch. It was only Jon, covered with flour. “You stupid,” she told him, “you scared the baby!” but Jon and Robb just laughed and laughed, and pretty soon Bran and Arya were laughing too.

[swanlambb]

[anxiousnerdwritings]

Quick question, quick question!

What if Dream/Modern!Reader have similar features of… for example… House Baratheon????

I mean just imagine. House Targaryen saying that Reader as their sacred treasure, but Reader didn’t look like any one of them. But Dream/Modern Reader has some features of House Baratheon and imagine Baratheons wanting to spend their most time with the Reader, who is “one of their own”. It’s a great problem as Targaryens don’t share their Dream/Modern Reader to anyone, but it can also be a great advantage. House Baratheon will support whoever Dream/Modern Reader supports.

Dream/Modern Reader: support Greens/Blacks.

House Baratheon: support Greens/Blacks.👀👀👀👀👀

Dream/Modern Reader doesn’t support anyone in this bs.

House Baratheon doesn’t support as well.

I really like the idea of Dream!Reader looking similar to one of the great houses. To the respective house that the Reader shares similarities with outside of House Tragrayen immediately solidifies that houses claim to the Reader no matter what anyone else says. I love the pack mentality that it gives off too. Like, if Dream!Reader doesn’t like you then we don’t like you either.

This how I pretty much imagine all the great houses being with (House)-looking!Dream!Reader when the Reader doesn’t like someone.

House Targaryen: Fire and Blood, they will paint the land in whoever’s blood and then burn everything they have to the fucking ground

House Baratheon: If Baratheon-looking!Dream!Reader has beef with you then so do they, square up bitch

House Stark: Bombastic Side-Eye of whoever and their entire ancestry

House Lannister: Petty, Petty. PETTY! Takes ‘you can’t sit with us’ too literally.

House Martell: If Martell-looking!Dream!Reader hates you, you’re getting buried somewhere in the Dornish sands. Alive. And surrounded by nothing but scorpions and snakes.

House Greyjoy: Murder. Murder. And more MURDER. Like, I imagine the same type of relationship (or rather lack of) that the Blackwoods and Brackens have with each other but with the Greyjoys and whoever dared get on the bad side of Greyjoy-looking!Dream!Reader.

House Arryn: Another Bombastic Side-Eye who also takes ‘you can’t sit with us’ literally. (But not nearly as literal as the Lannisters.)

House Tyrell: Petty. Petty. And even more petty. Some side-eyeing but not quite as bombastic but certainly still very effective.

House Tully: Tully-looking!Dream!Reader is baby and House Tully will protect them at all costs. If their darling’s got beef then so do they.

[fangrurin]

Fashion of the Great Houses of Westeros: House Greyjoy of Pyke

[jeyneofpoole]

no other god before me

HAPPY HARLAWEEN @mlmaegon !!!