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marreddream · 4 months ago
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Housamo Fic - Two Dog Warriors Walk Into A Cafe
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Ding-a ling~
Shinya Tennoji is picking up empty cups and plates from the tables when he sees a small pink and a large brown Therian enter his cafe. Hazelnut strawberry and matcha dark chocolate. They make a rather charming pair, he thinks.
“Oh my, Tanetomo and Yasuyori! It’s so nice to see the two of you again!”
Yasuyori beams. Tanetomo scoffs. 
“We’re just here to use the coupons you gave us. We happened to be close by, so we figured we’d scope your place out.” 
Shinya’s glad to see them, and glad they hadn’t shown up until a good amount of time after the Valentine’s Snowball Fight Shinya had met the two at had passed. Days after an absence of his at the cafe were always busier than normal, to speak nothing of a missed Valentine’s Day shift. 
“Aw, I’m happy to hear that! Yes, see what on the menu you’d like, and order at the front when you’re ready.”
“Shinya Tennoji. I hope for your sake that what you just said was a simple case of you automatically rattling off whatever generic customer greeting phrases first popped into your brain when you saw us, and not you assuming me to be so moronic I never learned how to order from a cafe.”
“Ahaha, it was most definitely a case of the former, Tanetomo.”
“Well, perhaps Yasuyori might have needed the assistance, so good on you for being such a diligent and attentive employee.”
“Counselor! You have seen me function perfectly well at the plenty of other establishments we have been to together before!”
There are some minimally subdued rumblings from the regulars about the fresh faces who have entered the cafe. 
“At least...not fawning…Shinya, but…” “Treat… more respect…holes…” “...think they’re …type?” “… are pretty cute…”
Tanetomo’s ears twitch at the last comment. He does a hair flip and a whimsical 360 degree twirl for the crowd as naturally as he draws breath, which is to say: effortlessly yet with intention, before returning to scanning the menu. 
Taromaiti is at the cash register. She observes this action without judgment or reaction. Hermes isn’t here today, but it’s what you could call a slow day, so Shinya doesn’t particularly mind. Kalki is busy preparing food and cleaning dishes in the back, so he does not get to witness this 10s-across-the-board maneuver.
Cafe Asterism’s patrons tend to get upset when Shinya isn’t the server or cashier, but he wishes he could be on cooking duty during cafe hours more often sometimes. Oh well. He wishes for a lot of things that can’t come true. He returns to what he was doing before hand, and Tanetomo and Yasuyori make their order.
“Iced coffee. Grande. And a bread pudding.”
“Could I have… a venti sized matcha frappuccino? Five Monte Cristos, and two shortbreads, please.”
Yasuyori pays for them both, and they take a seat. 
“Oh, 1 hour seating?” “Well, we won’t be staying long. Anybody who could find something in here even remotely interesting enough to justify spending over an hour in this place (aside from the presence of yours truly, of course) would have to be quite the simple minded kook.”
It’s a subtle dig at Shinya, and the corners of his lips curl up a little. But, for somebody whose goal was to win over Shinya’s “adoring throng of fans to show them who was truly worthy of their love”, as Tanetomo had put it, Shinya wasn’t quite sure if…ah, what was it called? If, “negging”, was the right direction to take.
The people seated nearby Tanetomo and Yasuyori smile upside down. There are definitely some unsavory feelings to be felt in the air, but romantic rival nor direct threat to Shinya’s life/ego (it’s the same thing to them really) Tanetomo does not yet appear to be, so they keep to themselves.
Shinya drops off crockery in the sink, and Kalki has already completed the preceding order for Shinya to serve. Kalki’s insane multi-tasking skills are one thing, but that combined with his four, rugged, heat-resistant arms puts him on a whole nother level when it comes to cafe work. Shinya could sing his praises about Kalki all day long, but not out loud. Kalki would explode the world from embarrassment before any of Shinya’s fans could do it for him in a fit of an envious rage. So Shinya settles for a simple ‘thank you Kalki’ and serves Moe-chan her order, who smiles and says thanks.
When Tanetomo and Yasuyori’s orders are completed, Shinya brings their food over.
“Wow! It looks so good! Thank you, Tenn-”
“Taste test for poison.” Tanetomo spoons a scoop of pudding into Yasuyori’s mouth, and then a strawful of iced coffee. 
“Gulp. Delicious! No poisons identified, Counselor.” 
Shinya wonders if this is Tanetomo’s roundabout way of sharing his food with Yasuyori, some sort of twisted display of dominance, or if poisoning attempts really are frequent enough to be something they actually needed to watch out for. Regardless, it’s a somewhat endearing scene, in a darkly comedic sort of way. 
They are in dangerous territory too after all, Shinya acknowledges. He smiles at the two and leaves them to go attend to the other customers.
Yasuyori takes a small sip of his frappe before setting it down on a coaster. The drink is now already half empty. 
“Give me some of your drink.”
Tanetomo has already snatched it before his sentence is even finished and tries some. He drinks a quarter of it, and Yasuyori nibbles on one of his cookies before giving it to Tanetomo.
The two of them efficiently dine and chat. As Tanetomo consumes the bread pudding and his drink at a surprisingly fast yet visually refined pace, Yasuyori piles three Monte Cristos on top of one another to impressively bite down on all at once, and then hands the remaining two to Tanetomo who proceeds to do the same.  
Wow. Shinya can already feel his jaw locking from just looking at them, but it also kind of makes him want to try it out as well.
Yasuyori finishes his sandwiches and cookie first, and then stares at the one he had given to Tanetomo. Tanetomo purses his lips and tells him to go buy some more for the both of them to-go. Yasuyori complies.
To Shinya’s surprise, Tanetomo calls out to him.
“Don’t think I haven't been seeing you side-eye us the entire time, Shinya Tennoji.” 
Oopsies. Looks like Shinya Tennoji got caught. He wasn’t bombastically ‘side-eyeing’, as Tanetomo had verbally interpreted it as, but he really thought he was doing good about not being that obvious observing them. He hopes the other customers haven’t been as perceptive and paranoid today as Tanetomo is in general, but he’s been pretty good about personably interacting with everybody so he thinks it’ll be okay. 
“So was the entertainment of our dining in your establishment to your satisfaction?”
“Aha, sorry, sorry. It’s not like I wasn’t looking, but the two of you seemed like you were having a lot of fun. I always want to see my customers having a good time at Cafe Asterism.”
“Hmph. Is that so.”
Well, yes. That is so, Shinya thinks. He most certainly does not like to see people having a bad time at Cafe Asterism, when the reasoning for most everybody gathering here tending to be because of him.
“Ahhh… could it be that... that wasn’t the case for you two today?” 
His hands come up to his chin. It’s an endearing pose that he finds tends to quell agitated customers, but it only serves to scrunch up Tanetomo’s expression even more. Shinya holds back a smile.
“The atmosphere here is not to my standards. The interior design doesn’t help either.” 
Shinya’s proud of his quaint little cafe, but he knows it’s just that. A quaint little cafe. That also attracted a lot of… rather strong-willed habitué . So he can acquiesce to that opinion. And besides, Tanetomo was not saying Shinya’s decorating was making the atmosphere worse! He can take that part as a compliment.
Anyways, the only opinion on his cafe that truly mattered was Retail Food Health and Safety Code’s opinion, and Cafe Asterism was up to snuff.
“Aww…. Tanetomo, I’m so sorry to hear that. I’d love for you and Yasuyori to come again sometime… but if you’ve lost all interest in returning to Cafe Asterism, then I completely understand.”
He doesn’t want them to never return again. But it’s not a bad thing to let people run while they still can either.
“I’d be significantly more incentivized to return if I had some more coupons to use at a next visit. The food is up to par, I can at least say.”
“Hehee. At least that can be arranged.” He pulls some from out of his apron pocket. “Here you go, Tanetomo.” 
He smoothly plucks them from Shinya’s fingers and looks them over. 
“You just give these out to whoever asks?” “When I feel like…I have extra, I guess.”
Shinya feels a presence behind him and turns around. Oh, it’s Moko.
“Sh…Shinya… sorry, cuz’ I overheard…but could…. I have a coupon, too…?” 
Moko gets the words out just audibly enough for only Shinya to hear, but Shinya knows it’s only a matter of time before people will begin to gather round, and Tanetomo seems to sense this looming phenomenon as well.
“My, one’s heart can't help but be tugged at by such pitiful displays of desperation…”
Yasuyori returns with a paper bag of confections in hand, and Tanetomo gets up to leave.
“I’m off.” He spins, his hair elegantly following in a curve, and heads to the exit.
“Farewell Shinya!” Yasuyori gives a friendly wave goodbye, and Shinya turns around to reciprocate.  
When he turns back to respond to Moko, and Sumael, Amon, and Rue who have also begun to crowd around Shinya, he hears the bell of the exit door ring as it is opened and Tanetomo calls out from behind.
“Customer service wasn’t bad either. Give my regards to Miss Taromaiti and the chefs.”
The door closes shut. 
“I was still right here to give regards to, you know,” Taromaiti remarks amusedly from the front register. 
Shinya proceeds in the distribution of coupons to his patrons who have circled around him.
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superchaipa · 1 year ago
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I'll go with Masanori's plan. Just this time, of course.
List of responses for Hakkenshi going out to getting burgers.
MC: "Aww, they put pickles on my burger, I'm allergic to pickles."
Moritaka: *Goes to front counter* "Excuse me, may I kindly request a different burger with no pickles."
Tadatomo: "Excuse me my lord." *goes to counter* "One of you fix this now before I burn this place down."
Yasuyori: *Nearly chokes on burger* "I'll save you commander!" *Picks MC up and runs to Shennong's office*.
Tanetomo: *Gets a refund and a new burger with no pickles*
Masanori: "Take a bite, I have an EpiPen on me, and you file a lawsuit later"
Yoshito: *Buys another burger with no pickles*
Nobumichi: *Takes off the pickles* "I'll get you ice cream after."
Shino: *Attempts to decapitate employee*.
Accurate
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kumatoron · 5 months ago
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"Splits and Focus: Yasuyori's Sumo Training🐕🍍"
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shujinkomononobe · 4 months ago
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red-steampunk · 10 days ago
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@dorokora
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farmbears · 2 months ago
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"The time has come. You have all done well and deserve compensation." Chernobog speaks out to everyone gathered after hours.
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"Putting on a show is always a pleasure! And munching on Volos' veggies on break is always a treat, literally."
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"Most of what I brought are classified as fruits, but I'm happy to hear you say that, nonetheless. I'm glad the dishes that used my crops sold so well."
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"My dear friend, Andvari, has bestowed upon me the honor of giving you all your due paychecks," he says while holding a group of envelopes.
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"Hell, yeah! Payday!"
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"It is nice to see you so happy, friend."
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Chernobog walks around, handing everyone their payments. Volos, Kimun, Goemon, Ashigara... before returning to where he once stood.
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"Yo! You forgot Yasu and Barg!"
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"I have not forgotten, Ashigara. Yasuyori's was nullified with all he spent on you for your birthday surprise. Barguest's is due, but my last pen ran its course with its ink; it will take a short time before I can give him what is due."
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"That checks out..."
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"I figured already. My payments never come in on time when I do work." "Send me an email when you have it ready, Chernobog. I'll come to grab it myself; sending mail to me takes months."
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"I thank you and Andvari for this opportunity. I've gained valuable experience and funds to spend on my cubs."
"It has been an honor to work alongside you all."
// End of Event (long overdue, sorry)
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summocrap · 10 months ago
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askasummoner · 16 days ago
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Hey Dog Warriors, Halloween is coming soon and I'm curious, what costumes are you planning to wear this year?
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"I am going to dress up as a knight. I am quite interested in their swordplay as well as their code of honor and chivalry."
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"I chose to be a demon, I can make quite the array of special effects with my flame ninjutsu."
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"I'm choosing Frankenstein's monster. The story of a monster searching for identity and love was quite captivating."
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"I am going as a vampire noble. I had some inspiration from a certain acquaintance in Kabukicho. The notable trait of beauty and allure amongst vampires suited me well."
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"I chose to be a werewolf. Werewolves in their own right are a symbol of revolution within oneself. The thin line between the boundary of humanity and wild beast is one I understand quite well.
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I will be a jester. It is fitting for me to play part as a fool, one who hides their face beneath a mask and a dagger within their cloak.
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"I'm going as a mummy. Just need to make sure not to secure the wrappings with so many knots this time so i dont get my hands and feet a little too wrapped up again hehe."
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"I'm going to be the grim reaper. It seemed appealing to dress as one who weaves the meticulous plan of the life of every living being. As another advantage, the scythe will help me reach the doorbell."
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"I am not one for costumes. However, I have chosen to go as a "slasher killer" as they would call it."
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ganglie-lover · 9 months ago
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Relevant
Link to where I found it
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pof203 · 3 months ago
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A Summoner Birthday
Special Quest: Yasuyori
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This is a nice place. I can see why you wanted to bring me here.
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Yes, this place is unique.
You brought Yasuyori to the virtual fairytale world for some fun.
Yasuyori: I hear there's a pool in the desert. I'd like to see it.
Lupin: Okay, let's go.
With that, you and Yasuyori head off to the desert palace.
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A little later, you and Yasuyori arrive at the pool by the desert palace without fail.
Yasuyori: (amazed) This place look wonderful. I know this place is just zeros and ones, but it's still amazing.
Lupin: We can go swimming if you like.
Yasuyori: I don't see why not... (happy) Beside, I really like to try that waterslide.
Lupin: Okay, let's go.
So, you and Yasuyori go someplace to get changed before going into the pool.
A while later, you and Yasuyori get changed and are reading to swimming.
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I can't wait to try that slide. Can we?
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We can go together. I'm usually unsure about these things, but maybe if I went with someone, I can ride it.
Yasuyori: (a bit unsure) Really? Are you sure you want to go down with me?
Lupin: It's okay, I trust you.
Yasuyori: ... (cheering up a bit) Okay, let's go.
With that, you and Yasuyori go up the slide. Together, you two slide down the tube and into the water. You both had a fun time.
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After going on the slide a few more times and swimming in the water, you and Yasuyori sit down to enjoy the sunset.
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This was a great day. I never really knew you could have so much fun on a slide. Especially if you have someone to share that fun with.
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What are friends for? I'm just happy that you're happy.
Yasuyori is happy for a bit, but quickly looks down.
Lupin: What's wrong, Yasuyori?
Yasuyori: It's just... I don't understand. Why would you invite me to come here with you? You know I'm not a good person. Anyone I'm with, I usually betray.
You see what Yasuyori means and place your arm around him.
Lupin: Because you're wrong. I know you're not really a bad person. Tadatomo, Shino, Masanori, Yoshito, Nobumichi, and Moritaka said you just have hard times. It's no one's fault. You shouldn't beat yourself up over things like that. Wakan, Daisuke, Kyuma, and everyone at Yoyogi say you're the best student there. Even Hombre Tigre, Tezcatlipoca, Gramps, and everyone at Penitentia said so. You're a good person, Yasuyori Kobungo Inuta. Never doubt that for a second.
Yasuyori: ... (cheering up again) Thank you, Lupin. You all see the good in me because you got to know me. For the longest time, I've been afraid that if I made friends or got too close to someone, I would only turn on them. But after meeting you all, I don't think that's true. You showed me so much kindness and I'm trying to repay that kindness as much as I can. I guess that shows that I am a good person. But only because you all made it so... And I'll always be grateful for that.
You both hug each other tightly, knowing that your friendship will never break, even with betrayal, because trust has solidified it.
After spending some more time together, you both decide to get changed before making your way back to Candyland to return home.
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mamaito · 1 year ago
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The flirty options is so funny with Yasuyori, I love it.
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Nothing but lovey-dovey, makes you want to gobble this man up.
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kairunatic · 2 months ago
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He does have a point
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sunset-unbound · 7 months ago
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a significant amount of housamo characters could be fixed by wearing a dog collar and being called a good boy
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shujinkomononobe · 4 months ago
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red-steampunk · 5 months ago
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farmbears · 2 months ago
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Hello, Kimun. Just dropping by to remind you to just be yourself, unapologetically.
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"..."
"I think they're right. This is more of a job for you, soft one."
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"I thank you, Wen. This circumstance does require a more gentle touch." Kimun walks over to Yasuyori, sitting on the sand and looking at the sky.
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Hearing Kimun approach, he speaks without turning to face him; "I've done it again..."
"In trying to become closer to Ashigara, I've only pushed him further away."
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"It's clear as day that you care deeply for him.
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But if you'd tell me, why do you behave this way towards Ashigara? You seem to be a respectable young man, so I must guess there is some deeper reason for your persistence."
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"It is because of this game."
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"You breach his boundaries for a mere game?!"
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"Tokyo's game. That which concerns the app and the guilds. I've been exposed to secrets the majority are not aware of. Tokyo has been reset billions of times, all with different outcomes. In many, I am the direct cause of dire events involving those I hold dear. In others, I stand at the altar with Ashigara. My perseverance is that in some miracle, someone as undeserving of a happy ending as me can somehow find that which I desire: a beautiful life with whom I care for most."
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"..."
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The three eavesdroppers look in silence with jaws dropping to the ground.
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"Even... so..." his speech begins slurred, trying to recompose himself from the bomb Yasuyori dropped. "One should always act within reason and respect to others, more so when the acts are toward those you desire a relationship with."
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"From Ashigara's behavior, I suspect his anger is caused by the skipping of many... many steps... that come in a developing relationship." "Perhaps prior to a kiss or a marriage proposal, you should try a compliment to flirt with him or ask him to join you for some intimate outing?"
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"And if he sees who I truly am and abandons this monster?"
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"You are dear friends. I could not imagine anything similar happening."
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