#housamo mc3

[luxthestrange]

HOUSAMO Incorrect quotes#22 Family night-

Furufumi is heading to your room to let you borrow some books you were interested in...only thing tonight is family game night and no one wants to be near the siblings...when that happened...furufumi didn't know-

Furufumi*About to knock on the door*!?!

Mc2: I HATE YOUUUUU!?

Mc4: OH WELL NEXT TIME DONT STEAL MY MONOPOLY!?!

Furufumi*Jump leans closer to hear them*...

You and your other versions of yourself were playing a board game on the coffee table

Mc3*Firm gentle tone as he looks at the twins who glares back at him*Bro, Give SIs the $200 you landed on her property

Mc2: NO HE'S IN JAIL!?-I'M NOT GIVING MONEY TO A CRIMINAL!!!

Mc4:THATS.NOT.HOW.YOU....PLAAAAAAAAY!?*Shrieks smacking hands on the table*

Mc1*Abit scared but also trying to keep things civil*Guys, why are you screaming?

Mc5: STFU SHORTIE YOU ARENT GONNA TALK UP AFTER STEALING MY LAST RAILROAD!?

Mc(YOU)*On their knees*I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN!?!

All Five*About to snap*ME TOO!? YOU THINK I WANTED THIS!?!

Mc(YOU)*Flipping the coffee table*AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHRG!?!?!

Furufumi*Hears as them throws the window*...

[red-steampunk]

Things the five MCs 5 not allowed to do:

MC1-(Summoners) from Shiro & Toji

1- A stunned moment of silence means "My God, what have you done?" Not "please continue."

2- You're not allowed to skip class and meet up with Tetsuox to beat up weaker delinquents who are on both of your Guilds turf.

3- Stop "accidentally" spilling food all over Marduk, just because you think his dragon eating him is funny. Nobody wants to see that. lt's gross and awkward.

4- All though Surtr & Bablon both appreciate the somewhat kind gesture, please stop beating anyone who deliberately calls Bablon by her other "name."

5- Stop flirting with Jugo when he's in the middle of practice or egging on Orochi to rip Jugo's clothes off during practice.

6- Stop waking up Shennong in the middle of the night for breast milk. He's poisonous, you little gremlin.

7- Just like Ryota, you're not allowed to cook anything inside of the kitchen without supervision. Choji still refuses to speak to you after you created that abomination.

8- You're no longer allowed to play unwinnable games or play Mario Kart with Ahura Mazda. You knew what you were doing with that Blue Shell.

9- A lot of the outfits in Tokyo are "very revealing" were asking you nicely to stop referring it to a "pussy out" look.

10- You're no longer allowed to make an Only Fans for extra Guild money. Bribing the staff won't work again.

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MC2-(Missionaries) from Jacob & Maria

1- Whenever you're gaming with Tsathoggua and the others again, please refrain from saying, "How about I f*ck you're dad and give him a son he'll actually love" to sexist individuals. We got a ton of angry calls from parents across Tokyo from your live streams with Tindalos.

2- Stop telling Temujin that you'd rather get knocked up by Ulaan. Temujin wouldn't leave the property because he was angry looking for you in a fit of rage. Quit giving Maria grey hairs. No one wants him here.

3- Whenever you're having your girls' night, avoid going to places that are usually filled with rude men from now on. We'd appreciate it if you,Hekate,Ellie,Melusine and etc. Would stop looking for fights.

4- Stop calling Hati a simp, he apologized for being manipulated by Nyarl.

5- Stop trying to hook up Nyarl and Zabaniyya. Nyarl doesn't mind, but Zab most certainly does.

6- Stop calling Tezcatlopica, Balor's bottom bitch. I don't care how funny you and Tanetomo think it is.

7- Stop pretending to drown, just so you can either Makara or Gurangatch perform CPR on you. They're both worried about losing you forever. And I know you didn't enjoy it when Fuxi did it that one time instead, maybe that'll teach you a lesson on pretending to drown is bad, m'kay.

8- Stop taking naps on Arsalan, I know he doesn't mind, but I hate having to wash your clothes more than I should because they're covered in oil.

9- Stop letting Ellie drink your blood. I don't care how much you both enjoy it. The angels didn't like seeing that. They think it's gross.

10- I know about you and Azazel search history. Please delete that, and I mean ALL of it. I'll give you three Tickets if you do.

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MC3-(Berserkers) from Snow.

1- I'd appreciate it if you didn't always clothesline people who either accidentally or deliberately speak inappropriately in front of Echo.

2- Please be careful whenever you're complimenting or flirting with with Cthuga again. You caused him to create a massive forest fire near Chernobog's Moutain, and you're both lucky the authorities haven't found out about it yet, thanks to Claude covering for you.

3- Garmr is not your personal attack dog, and he's not allowed to sleep in your room anymore. His howling is too much, especially at night.

4- No, I won't tell you where the milk from came from. It's a secret.

5- Stop giving Claude dumb ideas for events. Please come to me first for any ideas you have in mind from now.

6- Just because you can doesn't mean you should. And just because you should doesn't mean you can.

7- No ice cream sandwiches inside of the toasters. I don't care if you and Bathym managed to get Ikutoshi to laugh because of the result of it. It wasn't worth it.

8- Asking Belphegor to "clean out your pipes" is right out, when his shift is over. You stop that. Let him rest.

9- Stop calling yourself Tokyo's Hottest Himbo. Echo won't stop repeating it.

10- If you,Bathym, and Cthugha would find somewhere to smoke a "joint," then I'd stop dousing you with water. We don't need you stinking up the place. Maybe that'll teach you that doing drugs is bad, m'kay?

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MC4- (Tycoons) from Gyumao

1- Even though I appreciate you as my business partner. Please stop complimenting the employees so frequently. They're fishing for your favoritism now.

2- Shino and Choji aren't allowed to get special treatment from me. I know you love them a lot, but I have Barguest and Snow. I need to treat them like that. When you start your own business, then you can spoil them. Other than that, refrain from asking.

3- I appreciate you calling me your dad, but please don't call me "Big Daddy" it's embarrassing, especially in front of our employees.

4- Please stop joining in the fights with the other head Tycoons. Stuff around here is expensive.

5- Licht isn't allowed to paint you naked anymore, thanks to a certain fight breaking out at the museum because everyone wanted to steal that painting of you.

6- We're allowing you to keep all that money you won, but you're not allowed to use anything at the Casino anymore. Your luck at the slot machines and gambling is unnatural, and we don't want to make others think you're cheating.

7- Stop sleeping around with your besties at the same time, you're all loud as hell, Bohemio and Sanzo are rubbing off on you.

8- Unless you actually plan on adopting them, stop referring the 8 Dog Warriors as my grandchildren. I already had Yoshito,Yasuyori, and Mussashi call me gramps. I don't like feeling old.

9- No, we are not doing a Maid Café, Melusine thinks it's degrading. And it doesn't matter what the other maids think because they'll just blindly agree with you.

10- No, you can't suck on my breath for milk just because you're too lazy to go downstairs and get some milk in the fridge. And stop asking Barguest if either my milk or Snow's milk tastes better. It's inappropriate... It's his.

10- Stop calling Korpokkur and Micheal a "lying little abortions" I can't risk having my business partner get canceled for insulting ageless children.

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MC5- (Outlaws) from Gyobu

1- Even though we know Ryota is completely harmless and means well. Please let us know when he's coming over, Tetsuya still gets upset when you invite him over.

2- I know how much you hate Fuxi and the World Reps in general compared to your siblings. But please stop calling the Cops on our turf to arrest him because he broke into your room. We can handle it ourselves. We're meant to help you.

3- Please don't ever point out how all of the Outlaws have friends outside of the Guild who frequently visit unannounced. Tetsuya clearly didn't appreciate that being pointed out to him.

4- Marchiosias doesn't want Ellie following you to the Gurus Guild because he's very adamant about it, too. So please carefully watch your surroundings. She has a habit of following you. Same with the Summoners Guild.

5- You're not allowed to sneak over at the Warmonger's base to leave multiple cardboard cutouts of Yoshitune surrounding Yoritomo, just so he can suffer from a massive panic attack... again.

6- You deserve getting punched in the face for calling Suzuka a tsundere. She's your friend who asks to be treated with respect, please treat her accordingly.

7- Please stop making passive-aggressive comments to rude customers. We still appreciate you making everyone laugh because of it, but we don't need bad reviews.

8- Tsukuyomi appreciates you being his brother, stop coming up with fancy names for him. They're dumb regardless of what he thinks. You can still call him "Moon Man"

9- Just because Tetsuox calls you boss doesn't mean you should pay him, he already has a job.

10- Stop calling me your dad just because I'm dating Marchiosias. I already have 808 kids plus his child. I'm not sure I'm ready for a trouble magnet like you.

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All Five from Mr. Mononobe

1- Please calm down and stop being extremely hostile towards Christine, I don't prefer her over you five. Same with Kirito.

2- No, I'm not paying for any of future weddings. You guys have an alarming number of people you're dating. Especially MC2 and MC4.

3- I appreciate you guys treating Furufumi as a seventh sibling, but maybe hang out with one or two at a time. He's still not comfortable hanging out with all of you at once.

4- Even though they deserve it, stop manipulating and gaslighting the Worlds Reps by using any information you have of the Exiles. I don't care if Micheal,Tez or Perun deserve it.

5- I swear, if I get another noise complaint from you're respective neighbors, because you five don't know how to keep your legs closed.

6- No, I won't ever make duplicates of Lil' Salomon. I know you love him. He does appreciate that you guys like him that much.

7- Hearing anyone make a racist comment directed to any of your friends isn't an excuse to jump them at once.

8- I'm not abusing my power to eliminate all of the World Reps at once, I have rules against me for that.

9- Stop trying to get me another romantic partner. Chernobog is great as is, I'm not you five. I have standards.

10- Once you five do finally graduate, then I'll allow you to drink with me. Just don't let anyone else know. Other than that, stop asking asking to go to the bar with me and the other teachers.

[werehoggin]

This probably happened at some point

[olympusgenius]

Happy Halloween! Here’s your treat!

*points to Jutaro tied up sitting in a giant pumpkin filled with candy*

And your trick!

*a second Jutaro pops out of the candy*

Which is Jutaro and who is the imposter?

"Creator, this is difficult even to me...both Mamas are almost like twins, it will be defying to discern one from other!"

Hephaestus is thinking very deeply, concentrating in find who's the real Jutaro, but suddenly he comes with an extravagant idea...

"I KNOW HOW TO KNOW WHO'S MY REAL MAMA!...Talos, untie Mama #1 first and take both Mamas to us!"

Talos obeys and bring both boys with him, both boys take seat at the sofa, later Hephaestus takes his overall to lower it to discover his underwear and lower it to under his butt

"That jester may copied Mama's image...but not his touch! Mama...SPANK ME THE HARDEST YOU CAN!"

"WHAT?! Heph, you can't ask me that!"

After a some minutes hesitating...both Jutaros proceed to slap Hephaestus' butt, the first one was the one trapped inside the pumpkin, slaps Heph like he asked, Heph tries to don't moan and let rest a little his butt to receive the second slap, Jutaro #2 (the one who came up from the candy like a cake girl in a bachelor's party) slaps Hephaestus' butt...after receive the slaps, Hephaestus dress again and starts to calculate the result while Talos shows him a video of the slaps...it takes some hours, but Hephaestus comes with his answer

"The real Mama...is Mama #...2!"

"FUCK!!"

Jutaro #1 screams and its body dissolves into candies in an explosion...

"Heph, how did you know I was the real one?"

"Heheh...it was easy! When the imposter slapped me, I felt its touch was cold and rough, it hasn't the natural softness and temperature of human skin, and after having your slap, I noticed your warmness and soft skin, besides...I noticed you change your usual body lotion to a non-greasy lotion"

"You noticed my lotion? But you could only asked for a handshake instead of a slap...right?

Hephaestus stays silent while smiles and proceeds to get out from the lab, leaving Jutaro thinking about his lack of answer

[summocrap]

[kairunatic]

[honestly-burning]

Toji: Ryota, what is the ONE thing I asked you NOT to do tonight?

Ryota: Raise the dead.

Toji: And what did you do?

Ryota: Raise the dead.

.............

Shiro: COMPANY IS COMING! I WANT THIS PLACE LOOKING LIKE DISNEY ON ICE IN ONE MINUTE!

Shiro: MC3 IF YOU HAVEN'T MADE YOUR BED THROW IT AWAY IT'S TOO LATE TO MAKE IT NOW!

Shiro: GET RID OF THE COUCHES, WE CAN'T LET PEOPLE KNOW WE S I T !

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Mc3: Apparently, it was Rude™ of me to pitch in my two cents on a conversation I happened to overhear, despite agreeing with them.

Mc3: On an unrelated note, I am no longer allowed in the ceiling vents

.........

Mc3: I can do anything I put my mind to. I once figured out Toji's phone number just by choosing random numbers

[bisexual-wanderer]

My Housamo MC main pairings.

I am a man who does multi/polyshipping quite a bit, but if you had to ask me what my favorite ships are in the series, it'd be this. MC1...actually don't have any for MC1

MC2 x Hakumen (female human x female furry is very underused)

MC3 x Xolotl (hunky sweethearts together. Why not?)

MC4 x Shino (not very original, but I love it)

MC5 x Ryota (thanks to @dorokora and @red-steampunk for getting me on this one)

[mirio-k]

私の放サモの主人公・My 5 Housamo Protagonists

Akari, Kiza, Takao, Mirio, Mono.

Character profile in Twitter link.

[many-loops-later]

Broken away and warring

this is basically a sibling war au, based off another one that's been around here. Wasure (MC5) joined with the rulemakers, they treat him well and he's no longer as stressed as he was. but he's very relaxed and became much less able to work much on his own. after so many loops he doesn't care if he kills one of the others anymore, just doesn't care much except for what work they give him. Kaku (MC1) Take his personality and turn it up to 11, as he joins the Warmongers, but originally joined after they gave him memories from past loops (wow that wouldn't go wrong for him...) he just wanted to be close to the others again so he will fight them for that if he must. Sora (MC2) She wanders around with no real direction anymore, but either allies herself with the genociders or the entertainers, thou she makes it her prime duty to hunt down the others when in battle. Dare (MC3) he joined up with the Invaders and became a pretty popular idol, but this is also due to his songs and shows having a certain hypnotic effect added to them. he knows this but doesn't care, as long as attention is on him, he doesn't care. even if he misses the others more than he admits. Mugen (MC4) The only one left to form the summoners, he's not ready for that type of responsibility left to him. regually's breaks down over it all, he does suck it down and lead them, but that's after any loops he's had to kill one of the others. no matter what Mugen will always just be there, quietly praying they can all stop fighting each other.

[incorrecthousamoquotes]

MC3 narrates a Lego City commercial

[red-steampunk]

@boundlesshousamo I blame you making the Furufumi x Ebisu and MC5 x Ryota ships, they're actually cute.

[werehoggin]

I feel like the reason why that one button on Kentaro's shirt is left unbuttoned, is because of Kentaro's chest size being too big for the shirt he is weaing.

100% his jacket also doesn’t fit him either so he either carries it or wraps it around his waist. He’s a beefy guy

The only time he wears it is when he’s in battle

[olympusgenius]

Jutaro talks with Hephaestus about their plans in Halloween

Jutaro: ''...who could have guessed Kengo and Oniwaka would fight to be Conan the Barbarian for this Halloween?, by the way I'll be Jon Snow...do you have any plans for Halloween, Heph?

Hephaestus:''Me? w-well...''

*Hephaestus' Inner Cinema activated*

A darkened room, a horror movie is playing at a screen, a bowl of popcorn, a bag of chips and a pair of glasses with cola at a little table, and a couple watching the movie at a sofa...

Jutaro: ''Ah!! So Scary!!''

Hephaestus: ''are you ok, Mama? something happened?''

Jutaro: "I- I'm scared! I did'nt know this movie would scare me a lot!"

Hephaestus: ''I-If you wish... I-I could hug you if you want''

Jutaro: ''Heph...''

Then, the scariest part of the movie happens and Jutaro gets so scared he suddenly hugs Hephaestus looking for comfort

Jutaro: "Hephy, save me please!!"

Hephaestus: ''Mama! it's fine, is just a movie''

Jutaro: ''Sorry...but...can you hold me...please?''

Hephaestus smiles and takes a blanket to cover themselves and cuddles Jutaro closer

Jutaro blushes and smiles while feeling Hephaestus' warmness during the rest of movie, then both of them look at each other and both are getting their faces closer to almost have a kiss...

*Hephaestus' Inner Cinema deactivated*

Hephaestus fidgets, laughs and acts the fool while he still imagines that ideal scene...

Hephaestus: ''heheheh...It's ok...I'll keep you safe...heheheh''

Jutaro looks at him wondering about what's going on on his head until he taps his shoulder, waking him from his illusion

Jutaro: ''So...what plans you have?''

Hephaestus: ''W-what? oh...my guild will be hosting a party here at the college, and Talos and I will dress as Michael Jackson...''

Jutaro: ''Michael Jackson?, and which outfits you'll use?''

Hephaestus: ''from Thriller...Talos will be the werecat Michael and I will wear the red leather suit''

Jutaro imagine both crafters in their costumes and has a massive nosebleed

Hephaestus: ''MAMA!! TALOS, BRING THE FIRST AID KIT, MAMA HAS AN EMERGENCY!!

[summocrap]

[nemo-legrande]

MC3: (coming to the room with bloated face)

MC2: Woah, what the hell?! How come, my brother?

MC3: I was...inspired by your story yesterday. You know...when you tried to rub Ryota's belly.

MC2: Uh-huh?

MC3: I tried it on Kengo.

MC2: Kengo has a set of abs, not a belly.

MC3: Uh-huh.

MC2: ...and?

MC3: He punched me in self-defense. Reflex...he said.

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