#housamo edits

[sakuragozen-345]

Undercover emperor

[marreddream]

Housamo Fic - Two Dog Warriors Walk Into A Cafe

Ding-a ling~

Shinya Tennoji is picking up empty cups and plates from the tables when he sees a small pink and a large brown Therian enter his cafe. Hazelnut strawberry and matcha dark chocolate. They make a rather charming pair, he thinks.

“Oh my, Tanetomo and Yasuyori! It’s so nice to see the two of you again!”

Yasuyori beams. Tanetomo scoffs. 

“We’re just here to use the coupons you gave us. We happened to be close by, so we figured we’d scope your place out.” 

Shinya’s glad to see them, and glad they hadn’t shown up until a good amount of time after the Valentine’s Snowball Fight Shinya had met the two at had passed. Days after an absence of his at the cafe were always busier than normal, to speak nothing of a missed Valentine’s Day shift. 

“Aw, I’m happy to hear that! Yes, see what on the menu you’d like, and order at the front when you’re ready.”

“Shinya Tennoji. I hope for your sake that what you just said was a simple case of you automatically rattling off whatever generic customer greeting phrases first popped into your brain when you saw us, and not you assuming me to be so moronic I never learned how to order from a cafe.”

“Ahaha, it was most definitely a case of the former, Tanetomo.”

“Well, perhaps Yasuyori might have needed the assistance, so good on you for being such a diligent and attentive employee.”

“Counselor! You have seen me function perfectly well at the plenty of other establishments we have been to together before!”

There are some minimally subdued rumblings from the regulars about the fresh faces who have entered the cafe. 

“At least...not fawning…Shinya, but…” “Treat… more respect…holes…” “...think they’re …type?” “… are pretty cute…”

Tanetomo’s ears twitch at the last comment. He does a hair flip and a whimsical 360 degree twirl for the crowd as naturally as he draws breath, which is to say: effortlessly yet with intention, before returning to scanning the menu. 

Taromaiti is at the cash register. She observes this action without judgment or reaction. Hermes isn’t here today, but it’s what you could call a slow day, so Shinya doesn’t particularly mind. Kalki is busy preparing food and cleaning dishes in the back, so he does not get to witness this 10s-across-the-board maneuver.

Cafe Asterism’s patrons tend to get upset when Shinya isn’t the server or cashier, but he wishes he could be on cooking duty during cafe hours more often sometimes. Oh well. He wishes for a lot of things that can’t come true. He returns to what he was doing before hand, and Tanetomo and Yasuyori make their order.

“Iced coffee. Grande. And a bread pudding.”

“Could I have… a venti sized matcha frappuccino? Five Monte Cristos, and two shortbreads, please.”

Yasuyori pays for them both, and they take a seat. 

“Oh, 1 hour seating?” “Well, we won’t be staying long. Anybody who could find something in here even remotely interesting enough to justify spending over an hour in this place (aside from the presence of yours truly, of course) would have to be quite the simple minded kook.”

It’s a subtle dig at Shinya, and the corners of his lips curl up a little. But, for somebody whose goal was to win over Shinya’s “adoring throng of fans to show them who was truly worthy of their love”, as Tanetomo had put it, Shinya wasn’t quite sure if…ah, what was it called? If, “negging”, was the right direction to take.

The people seated nearby Tanetomo and Yasuyori smile upside down. There are definitely some unsavory feelings to be felt in the air, but romantic rival nor direct threat to Shinya’s life/ego (it’s the same thing to them really) Tanetomo does not yet appear to be, so they keep to themselves.

Shinya drops off crockery in the sink, and Kalki has already completed the preceding order for Shinya to serve. Kalki’s insane multi-tasking skills are one thing, but that combined with his four, rugged, heat-resistant arms puts him on a whole nother level when it comes to cafe work. Shinya could sing his praises about Kalki all day long, but not out loud. Kalki would explode the world from embarrassment before any of Shinya’s fans could do it for him in a fit of an envious rage. So Shinya settles for a simple ‘thank you Kalki’ and serves Moe-chan her order, who smiles and says thanks.

When Tanetomo and Yasuyori’s orders are completed, Shinya brings their food over.

“Wow! It looks so good! Thank you, Tenn-”

“Taste test for poison.” Tanetomo spoons a scoop of pudding into Yasuyori’s mouth, and then a strawful of iced coffee. 

“Gulp. Delicious! No poisons identified, Counselor.” 

Shinya wonders if this is Tanetomo’s roundabout way of sharing his food with Yasuyori, some sort of twisted display of dominance, or if poisoning attempts really are frequent enough to be something they actually needed to watch out for. Regardless, it’s a somewhat endearing scene, in a darkly comedic sort of way. 

They are in dangerous territory too after all, Shinya acknowledges. He smiles at the two and leaves them to go attend to the other customers.

Yasuyori takes a small sip of his frappe before setting it down on a coaster. The drink is now already half empty. 

“Give me some of your drink.”

Tanetomo has already snatched it before his sentence is even finished and tries some. He drinks a quarter of it, and Yasuyori nibbles on one of his cookies before giving it to Tanetomo.

The two of them efficiently dine and chat. As Tanetomo consumes the bread pudding and his drink at a surprisingly fast yet visually refined pace, Yasuyori piles three Monte Cristos on top of one another to impressively bite down on all at once, and then hands the remaining two to Tanetomo who proceeds to do the same.  

Wow. Shinya can already feel his jaw locking from just looking at them, but it also kind of makes him want to try it out as well.

Yasuyori finishes his sandwiches and cookie first, and then stares at the one he had given to Tanetomo. Tanetomo purses his lips and tells him to go buy some more for the both of them to-go. Yasuyori complies.

To Shinya’s surprise, Tanetomo calls out to him.

“Don’t think I haven't been seeing you side-eye us the entire time, Shinya Tennoji.�� 

Oopsies. Looks like Shinya Tennoji got caught. He wasn’t bombastically ‘side-eyeing’, as Tanetomo had verbally interpreted it as, but he really thought he was doing good about not being that obvious observing them. He hopes the other customers haven’t been as perceptive and paranoid today as Tanetomo is in general, but he’s been pretty good about personably interacting with everybody so he thinks it’ll be okay. 

“So was the entertainment of our dining in your establishment to your satisfaction?”

“Aha, sorry, sorry. It’s not like I wasn’t looking, but the two of you seemed like you were having a lot of fun. I always want to see my customers having a good time at Cafe Asterism.”

“Hmph. Is that so.”

Well, yes. That is so, Shinya thinks. He most certainly does not like to see people having a bad time at Cafe Asterism, when the reasoning for most everybody gathering here tending to be because of him.

“Ahhh… could it be that... that wasn’t the case for you two today?” 

His hands come up to his chin. It’s an endearing pose that he finds tends to quell agitated customers, but it only serves to scrunch up Tanetomo’s expression even more. Shinya holds back a smile.

“The atmosphere here is not to my standards. The interior design doesn’t help either.” 

Shinya’s proud of his quaint little cafe, but he knows it’s just that. A quaint little cafe. That also attracted a lot of… rather strong-willed habitué . So he can acquiesce to that opinion. And besides, Tanetomo was not saying Shinya’s decorating was making the atmosphere worse! He can take that part as a compliment.

Anyways, the only opinion on his cafe that truly mattered was Retail Food Health and Safety Code’s opinion, and Cafe Asterism was up to snuff.

“Aww…. Tanetomo, I’m so sorry to hear that. I’d love for you and Yasuyori to come again sometime… but if you’ve lost all interest in returning to Cafe Asterism, then I completely understand.”

He doesn’t want them to never return again. But it’s not a bad thing to let people run while they still can either.

“I’d be significantly more incentivized to return if I had some more coupons to use at a next visit. The food is up to par, I can at least say.”

“Hehee. At least that can be arranged.” He pulls some from out of his apron pocket. “Here you go, Tanetomo.” 

He smoothly plucks them from Shinya’s fingers and looks them over. 

“You just give these out to whoever asks?” “When I feel like…I have extra, I guess.”

Shinya feels a presence behind him and turns around. Oh, it’s Moko.

“Sh…Shinya… sorry, cuz’ I overheard…but could…. I have a coupon, too…?” 

Moko gets the words out just audibly enough for only Shinya to hear, but Shinya knows it’s only a matter of time before people will begin to gather round, and Tanetomo seems to sense this looming phenomenon as well.

“My, one’s heart can't help but be tugged at by such pitiful displays of desperation…”

Yasuyori returns with a paper bag of confections in hand, and Tanetomo gets up to leave.

“I’m off.” He spins, his hair elegantly following in a curve, and heads to the exit.

“Farewell Shinya!” Yasuyori gives a friendly wave goodbye, and Shinya turns around to reciprocate.  

When he turns back to respond to Moko, and Sumael, Amon, and Rue who have also begun to crowd around Shinya, he hears the bell of the exit door ring as it is opened and Tanetomo calls out from behind.

“Customer service wasn’t bad either. Give my regards to Miss Taromaiti and the chefs.”

The door closes shut. 

“I was still right here to give regards to, you know,” Taromaiti remarks amusedly from the front register. 

Shinya proceeds in the distribution of coupons to his patrons who have circled around him.

[slayahbaba]

sighs* i miss august

[dan-the-adiposer]

Does anyone else remember this game? I vividly know of it but looking for info online is nigh impossible. All I remember is that it was like... ultra-gay??? Okay in all seriousness, I had fun making this little thingimajig.

Here are the rips I made for it if anyone would like or need them

[littlest-salomon]

VOLOS ONLY ZONE

[macrieally]

[lenkirisame]

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[mail-forwarding]

When WRs don't care about the Exile

[vegetarian-macan]

autism cringe white boy wallpuncher. get sunburnt idiot

[summocrap]

callout post for musashi: is 20% british

Me @ Musashi:

[hati-hroovitnisson]

Hati! Your grandpappy Loki is coming to town!

" Oh that's nice..."

" . . . . . . . . . . "

" WAIT YOU'RE NOT JOKING, ARE YOU?!!"

" He's actually coming?! Wait wait, I didn't answer this when you actually sent it–"

" Is he already here? Please tell me he isn't...I-I don't mean that as in I don't want him around, but I'm not ready yet! I still have so much progress to make with father and uncle!"

" Ah man, this is all happening quicker than I thought it would..."

" Loki. . ."

" Father, Jörmungandr, and now Loki. I actually can't believe so much of my family is actually here in Tokyo now. I wonder what father must be thinking about this news."

" I was always wondering about my relationship with Fenrir, but now his dad is also here!"

"I wonder if it's not a long shot then to think that Sköll might actually show up here too...."

[bellybiologist]

I still have commissions to post from the 2nd half of 2022, so I’m going to queue those I have permission to post up since this January doesnt have Patreon fills being released.

Here’s one of the later ones done during fall of a WG of Wakan Tanka and Gunzou from Housamo!

EDIT: OH and forgot to mention that All the ones i plan on posting have gone up on my pixiv. so go there if you dont want to wait on me to post them.

[kairunatic]

Broback mountain Housamo edition

[marreddream]

Tokyo Afterschool Summoners - HOUSAMOTOBER 2024

a daily creative challenge for October, with Housamo prompts! 31 days of prompts, 7 days, 1 day, or anything in between; any and all participation is welcomed and encouraged!

feel free to use/pull from last year's HOUSAMOTOBER prompts if you'd like, or even from another list entirely

drawing, writing, photo editing, GIF making, commentating; anything goes! use the tag #housamotober (spelled HOUSAMO + TOBER) looking forward to everybody's works!

Explanation of prompts under the cut.

31 DAYS VER. 1-11. Housamo Attributes Something with a character, vanilla or variant, with the corresponding attribute. Why not take a look at your Support Member List for inspiration? Of course, a piece inspired by the concept of the word itself is cool, too.

12-20. Housamo Weapon Types Something with a character, vanilla or variant, with the corresponding weapon type. Of course, a piece inspired by the concept of the word itself is cool, too.

21-24. Seasons Winter Wonderland, Spring Cherry Blossoms, Summer Swimsuits, Autumn Woods; something with a character and corresponding season.

25. Dream Event What type of Event would you most want to happen? And with what characters? The type of event you'd shell out all of your gems and tickets to pull on the gacha for. If nothing comes to mind, something inspired by the Ueno Fluffy Dream Kingdom event, Melty Dream with [X], or anything with the word "dream" in it is cool, too.

26. Role Swap What if Shiro Motoori had Kengo Takabushi's Belt of Power? What if Kengo Takabushi had Shiro Motoori's Necronomicon? You can interpret this prompt as an backstory swap, outfit swap, anyway you'd like.

27. Fairytale Stories of princess, witches, knights! Folklore of fae and more! Something with a character and a concept from a fairytale.

28. Monster Zombies, vampires, werewolves, ghosts! Too many to count, so many to choose from. Something with a character and a monster motif.

29. Candy Chocolate, taffy, lollipops, and hard candy! Too many to count, so many to choose from. Something with a character and a candy motif.

30. Mob Unit Show the mobs some love! Something with a 1-2 star character.

31. Halloween Free Space Happy Halloween! Anything goes here!

7 DAYS VER. 1-5. Beast Werewolves, werecats, werewhatevers! Something beast related. Could honestly just be any Therian character.

6-10. Undead Zombies, ghosts, vampires, skeletons; something related to being brought back from the dead. Or something with any character that has "died" in the story alive again, lol.

11-15. Slasher Michael Myers™, Ghostface™, Chucky™, M3GAN™; something related to the iconic slasher trope. You could even turn a character into their own original slasher!

16-20. Sports Baseball, Basketball, Cheerleading, Hockey; something related to the concept of sports! I thought sport Halloween costumes were more popular than they actually were, but upon further research, does not appear to be the case. But I've already made the list, so sports it is.

21-25. Outfit Swap A character wearing another character's outfit. Outfit Swap and Role Swap are basically interchangeable, so feel free to get creative!

36-30. Candy Chocolate, taffy, lollipops, and hard candy! Too many to count, so many to choose from. Something with a character and a candy motif.

31. Halloween Free Space Happy Halloween! Anything goes here!

[trashbox-meow]

Macan Housamo (real)

Here’s the original sketch color that I edited because it’s kinda eye strain

Don’t ask me why I sketch in eyebleed red, I don’t know either

[macrieally]