#hotwheels shipping

[gh0st-t0wn3]

Lmk ss edits + headcanons, Part 5 (Porty MK, Artist MK, Delivery MK)

- He/They

- Gay

- Calls Redson either Wildfire or Firecracker

- Whenever something goes wrong he says "called it." (He did not, in fact, call it)

- Calls everyone "Dude"

- Once took Redson out to the Anti-gravity Arcade and got mad when he passed out after almost 32 hours of non-stop dancing and playing arcade games

- Tells MK that he has no fashion sense but will wear the most atrocious combination of colours and patterns himself

- Has multiple ear piercings as well as a bellybutton and tongue piercing

-  Once threw a party that got busted by the police and dispelled himself to avoid getting caught

- Has so much energy, if he's not at a party he's constantly walking around the apartment, if his legs start hurting he'll sit down for like 8 seconds before getting up and walking around again because he still has so much energy left

- Makes the dirtiest jokes known to man kind

- Makes the others do karaoke night with him. every. week.

- Will sometimes put on lipstick and kiss all over Redsons face and neck to make og MK jealous (trust me guys, please🙏)

- Absolutely HATES dark chocolate, it's too bitter for him

- Despises the claw machine games at the arcade, if he gets something and then it falls out of the claw he'll literally break the glass and just take it

- Lives on energy drinks

- Will refuse to drink any soft drinks when they run out of bubbles

- Loves those cringey alpha wolf memes

- Laughs at those firemen saving people in reverse videos and always sends them to Redson, who also laughs at them (yes it does concern MK and the others)

- Smells like sweat and cotton candy (its from flavoured vape smoke)

- Love language is Quality time (and by quality time I mean partying)

- Has a whole box of glowsticks

- "Hey, hey, hey guys, watch this!!" *fails at trick*

- Loves candy, especially hard candies

- Scams kids out of their tickets at the arcade

- Paints his nails a different colour every week, and almost always uses glow in the dark nail polish

- Tried to make his own firework show once and set three houses on fire

- Would rearrange someone's whole room just to mess with them

- Has a monkey form just like og MK, he uses his tail to take prizes from the claw machines without having to actually play them

- He/They

- Gay

- Calls Redson his Muse

- Would probably collect bones. It freaks the fuck out of MK and the other clones

- Will destroy any and every art piece if it doesn't turn out exactly how he envisioned it in his head

- Writes fanfiction

- Constantly covered in paint splatters, charcoal, glue, etc

- Hates baths, lives off dry shampoo

- He acts like a cat whenever he gets wet

- Takes great care of all his art supplies and will flip out if something is out of place

- Agreed to help Sandy paint his boat again the second time he was summoned but only if Sandy stopped changing what colour he wanted it to be after every new coat of paint (Sandy learnt his lesson the first time art MK was summoned)

- His advice is always "just kill them"

- Bites ankles

- Was almost arrested for vandalism (he ran away from the cops)

- Once painted a picture of Redson, who only said "this is pretty good" (it was in fact a genuine compliment, he loved it), and Artist almost killed him

- Analyzes his dreams as if he's the prophet predicting the end of the world

- Won't let anyone use his art supplies

- Growls at people

- Perfectionist

- Smells like paint fumes

- Love language is gift giving and words of affirmation

- If he's focusing on something really hard and something startles him, he'll jump in the air like a cat

- Was drawing at a park once and a bunch of kids were being annoying so he tripped one when it ran past him

- Collects concept art books from literally anything, movies, video games, TV shows, it doesn't even matter if he's played/watched them he just likes looking at the concept art

- Insomniac who 'cures' it with an unholy amount of caffeine

- Has drank paint water before, will do it again

- Extremely passive agressive

- MK yelled at him once for getting paint all over his bed

- Has a monkey form just like og MK, he uses his tail to reach higher places when painting on walls and shit

(Had to use og MK has a base ref because the show did delivery MK dirty)

- He/They

- Gay

- Calls Redson Paprika

- Loves straws, will only ever drink something if he uses a straw (I did this as a kid)

- Is constantly listening to music while doing deliveries and has absolutely passed his destination on multiple occasions

- Surprisingly witty

- Is the only MK who knows how to cook and genuinely loves it

- Has a little bit more chub than og MK does (duplicatnation did him dirty and I will never forgive them for his design)

- Has gotten into physical fights with rude customers before and would do it again

- Absolutely HATES eating fish

-His shoe laces are never tied, the amount of orders he's ruined because he tripped on his stupid laces is insane

- If he gets bored he'll just lay on the floor and do nothing

- Has accidentally eaten dog food before

- After a long day of delivering he'll pass out for hours at a time then wake up again at like 2am

- "Not to be rude, but.." proceeds to say the most disrespectful shit you've ever heard

- Either cannot keep a secret for the life of him, or will immediately forget the secret 5 mins after being told what it is, no in-between

- Him and the other clones accidently broke into a strangers house once, and he felt really bad so he cleaned the dishes before leaving (it was on the news)

- Will @ a specific person in a group chat instead of just dming them

- Sometimes eats out of the noodles he's delivering, no one has found out yet

- Smells like noodles

- Love language is Acts of service

- If he gets into a fight with someone he is fully willing and ready to resort to biting

- Saw Monkey King eat his own hair once and almost threw up

- Sometimes if a customer is being rude while ordering over the phone he'll purposely drive slow or take a longer route so their noodles are cold when they get them (og MK has told him to stop multiple times because he's scared of Pigsy thinking he's the reason they get any bad reviews)

- Has a Spotify Playlist for every possible occasion

- Gives out really good hugs and will hug people for really long periods

- Cries when he sees sad animal videos

- Can't whistle to save his life

- Has a monkey form just like og MK, he uses his tail to hold more orders to get work done faster

[smshiptournament]

Spooky ship tournament - Round 2, Matchup 25

[thelegolashairappreciationclub]

Maedhros: *pulls up to barad eithel riding one of these.*

Fingolfin:... I know you gave ours back but... you dont need to resort to stealing beasts from the enemy. I can provide you a horse.

Maedhros: no, it works for The Brand (TM).

Fingolfin: *deadpan* The brand of extremely reckless and dangerous fools?

Fingon: *sprinting from around the corner* I W A N T O N E I M M E D I A T E L Y.

Maedhros: yes, exactly.

I've recently seen a video about hypothetical carnivorous horses, and I was just thinking- What if horses in Angband weren't normal, docile herbivores? What if they were twisted, corrupted things, all too-sharp teeth peeled back in an almost cruel grin? Melkor bent all sorts of creatures to his will, breaking and reshaping them into whatever malicious war ustensils he wanted. That's how Orcs came into being; the aftermath of prolonged torment, mutilation and corruption of Elves. It's implied that's what happened to many other beings. So why wouldn't he do that to horses as well? Surely, having a mount that bites and tears through the flesh of the enemies, a mount that grows thirsty at the sight of blood, is more useful -and admittedly more aesthetically pleasing- to a Dark Lord.

Anyway, here are some amazing works included in the video I saw:

[damespock]

hey which moon is your favorite

which hotwheels is your favorite cruise ship? which toddler is your favorite poet laureate??

i rebuke this question, the various invisible rocks in earth's orbit are just junk, my love. we only have one Moon.

[self-indulgent-paw-patrol]

Watched the first Paw Patrol movie with my dad, this time entirely in Brazilian dub (first time I watched was entirely in English), in the early hours past midnight today. Have the best of his reactions. Honestly, most were the same as mine when I watched the movie for the first time too, so let's go XD

"How did he SEE that tiny turtle up ahead???? Oh geez, there goes the bridge."

"I decree this trucker as the only sane person in the entire movie and the movie didn't even start for real yet." "Dad, he spilled his ice tea or whatever was that on himself." "It was the road's fault." "........ Ok you got a point."

"Lary, pause." "They look cute sleeping, right?" "They look like us after we eat. Post-dish depression." (It's our personal pun with "post-birth depression") "Tag yourself, I'm Marshall." "I'm Chase. Your brother is... What's this one's name again?" "Zuma? LMFAO YES HE IS"

"When did he have time to get this thing built?" "Who knows. I always joke that he's out there spawning stuff at will." "Are his parents like millionaire or something?" "No one knows about his parents or family, not even the official website gives any info on that." "HOW DOES HE PAY FOR ALL THIS--" *Cue Skye asking the same thing and Ryder responding* *Dad chokes on nothing and I have to pause so he can cough it out and drink some water*

"Oh fuck. He's-- He's lighting up all the fireworks." *Stops what he was doing in the living room to pay full attention* "THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD."

"Sure, block the roads to launch the cars. This is so HotWheels. They have THEIR OWN LANE."

"WELCOME TO THE BIG CITY, PUPS. WE HAVE LARGE ROADS AND WE STILL HAVE TRAFFIC JAM. YOU'LL LOVE IT."

"Isn't-- Isn't Chase their POLICE dog?" "Yeah" "Chase why are you ALLOWING this, how many traffic laws did they JUST BREAK"

"Sweet Jesus, don't mess with Marshall. He's got a mean cannon and he's LOVING it."

"Wait, Liberty's a street dog?" "Yup" "I thought she had an owner. So she's like one of those lovely strays who make friends with just about everyone they cross paths with." "YUP"

"... What the actual fuck is wrong with Humdinger?" *Shrugs* "He shouldn't be allowed to run for elections on anything."

"Oh no, Chase froze. Looks like those panic attacks you used to have." "........ You remember those too, huh" "Yeah. You made me freeze a lot too. I didn't know what to do with you so I'd freeze like that too." "Oh."

"There goes Marshall saving the day again. I see why you like him too." "He's cute." "I like his fire truck. Are you going to buy his toy too?" "You bet it." "Nice. As you should."

"Okay now I'm afraid of Liberty." "Why?" "Did you see how sure she was about her bait plan?" "Yeah?" "SHE'S GONNA HAVE THE TIME OF HER LIFE MESSING UP WITH HUMDINGER I'M CALLING IT"

"YUP I CALLED IT"

*Liberty calls Delores a toilet brush* "OUCH THAT WAS BRUTAL I LOVE HER EVEN MORE NOW"

"Literal prison BREAK. Nice." *Thumbs up to the TV*

"Aw that was cute. Ryder is a good boy."

"That thing is sucking way too many clouds."

"THAT THING IS SUCKING WAY TOO MANY CLOUDS."

"THIS IS GONNA CAUSE A STORM, RIGHT?"

"YUP CALLED IT."

"Omg she's so excited HER FACE IS SO CUTE! Repeat this entire scene please."

"GODDAMMIT RYDER YOU'RE SO MEAN LAUNCHING HER LIKE THAT ASUASHAUSHAUSHAUSHAU"

"Why is her number 22?" "Ryder numbers the vehicles, not the pups." "So they have 21 vehicles before hers." "Yup." "How many are there?" "Last I checked, last one was an Aircraft Carrier ship, number 25." "Wow."

"Did-- Did Zuma just BREAK his-- Oh, it's a boat too. Two-in-one. Ryder DOES really think of everything, huh?"

"Okay that was nice, I thought we wouldn't get to see Zuma doing anything in this entire movie at all." "Aquatic rescue dog in the big city, right?" "Yeah it's not exactly his natural habitat." "I feel him." "... I forgot you were a beach kid." "In my heart I still am."

"PULL THE LEVER, KRONK!!!!!" *Hysterical laughter* "OKAY HE DESERVED THAT."

"Chase KNOWS how to drift-- MOTORCYCLE???-- DRIVING UP THE WALL???????" *Slowly clapping for the entire scene*

"Is he afraid of heights? He didn't seem to be when he rescued the trucker and I see him doing a lot of stuff in the show." "I think it's not the height itself, it's mostly the panic remembering the times he failed at these tasks." "Trauma, then." "Yeah."

"Is he gonna-- Yup. Spirit jump. Of course." (For reference, the leap of faith scene from the movie "Spirit, Stallion of the Cimarron")

"Okay now I'm afraid of Skye too-- Did the clouds just went POOF." "Yeah they did." "Damn, we just had such a badass scene, it killed the badassery."

"Ouch the helicopter-- DAMMIT ROCKY AHAHAHAHAHA"

"Awwww Liberty! That's my girl. Nice." "That's literally the name of the song that was playing when she was riding her new scooter for the first time." "Perfection. So she officially joined the team?" "Yeah I didn't get there yet but she's in the show after the movie came out too." "Did they do that because there was only one female pup in the show?" "Actually there's Everest too, that Husky Siberian! But she doesn't live with Ryder and his pups, she was adopted by the guy who lives in the mountain. In the main team, yeah, it's only Skye." "Still too few girls, they need more." "Tell me about it..."

[hardcore-direwolf]

#Starbolt, #Cyfire, or #Hotwheels?

[itsnotmourn]

Hi saw your ship chart i have a few

StarrySavior for Skiddad and Stars

Polygeeks for Kevin, Streber, Ethan and Radford

Also heard that some people also call the ship for Skiddad and Ignacio Fieryworship cause of the whole thing with Holyfire being used for two ships

Also Hotwheels and Batmobile are peak names whoever came up with them is amazing for that

Thanks for your suggestions! StarrySaviour is a nice name~

Yeah, Holyfire is a double which is an unfortunate thing. I think Twitter was trying to replace the Skidad x Ignacio Holyfire for a while now but it kinda stuck hahah.

and Batmobile was given to me by a friend! I’ll pass the note from you to him <3

[westaysilly]

Ask game :D

Ink and/or error?

INK!

Sexuality Headcanon: aroace pan :D

Gender Headcanon: demiguy (he/it/they)

A ship I have with said character: errorink <33

A BROTP I have with said character: ink 🤝 dream 🤝 swap and ink🤝fresh

A NOTP I have with said character: dunnojhsh

A random headcanon: has all the hotwheels sets

General Opinion over said character: so very skrunkly <333 me irl frfr

ERROR!

Sexuality Headcanon: doesn't really like labels but can be attracted to guys and nbs occasionally

Gender Headcanon: cis guy

A ship I have with said character: errorink my beloved <3

A BROTP I have with said character: error🤝nightmare

A NOTP I have with said character: not a big fan of error x classic or error x reaper

A random headcanon: secretly drags

General Opinion over said character: I LOVE HIM SM!!!!!! his design is so yummy <33

[theminimalisman]

Into the forever, one last time. 🚀❤️

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GOTG Vol. 3 will be out in may and I wanna do a shot related to Guardians’ ship. I photographed using my phone and it turns out really great! 😄📱

#starlord #gamora #rocketraccoon #drax #groot #mantis #nebula #guardiansofthegalaxyvol3 #marvel #guardiansofthegalaxy #themilano #milano #hotwheels #hotwheelscollectors #shotoniphone #toyphotography #toyphotoblog #toy_photography #photoshop #art

[orions-hound]

4, 20, 22

(part of this ask game) 4. Is there an f/o you have never/rarely talked about publicly? Tell us a little something about them! breakdown, actually. im a poly bitch with both ko and bd, and i wish i could talk about him more but HONESTLY my brain just never lets me LOL but hes such a sweetie, big hugger, loves playful nicknames 20. Are you a polyselfshipper? If yes, are all your ships poly? see above, my only selfship is them (and its delightful) 22. Do you own a trinket you associate with your f/o? yes, a little old custom painted saleen s7 hotwheel, even though its scuffed i love looking at it

[winterparkcollectibles-blog]

Check out this listing I just added to my Poshmark closet: Hot Wheels Fire Chief Red Diecast Car 1:64 Scale Vintage 1977.

[smshiptournament]

Spooky ship tournament - Round 1, Matchup 47

[alienationportalllcresell]

Check out this listing I just added to my Poshmark closet: New Bundle Of 5 Batman Hotwheels Collectibles Different Series.

[mffanrodders]

"Racer Verse" cars from Mattel

Hotwheels have a new line of character cars from both Marvel and Star Wars called the “Racer Verse”. Like the battle rollers before, these little cars are a mixture of both ship and character and i’m hoping for more Millennium Falcon related ones. There are only a few Star Wars ones at the moment and i’m not too sure as to how popular Star Wars is at the moment, so we’ll have to wait and see if…

[roxannarambles]

Did you ever play with polly pockets too? Or Bratz dolls? Had them as a kid too. Never played with moster high or the other type dolls. That was after my time. What type of barbies did you have? I had lots of disney princess, brats, and ballet barbie dolls. One doll I remember most is esmeralda doll I found at flea Market that was actually a spice girl doll dressed as Esmeralda from the Disney movie. Imagine my surprise when that barbie had a snake tattoo on her back! Also did you ever use markes to add highlights to your dolls her? My last barbie doll was a Sharpay doll from High school musical.

I had a couple Polly Pockets, yeah! I loved teeny tiny stuff so I loved those, I had some Star Trek polly-pocket style thingies too (teeny tiny space ships that opened up). Bratz dolls came out when I was too old for dolls tho; also I lost interest in dolls very fast anyway, I was pretty tomboyish so most of my toys were considered "boy's toys."

I've been unpacking my real old boxes so here is a sample of some of my old toys to show you what I mean, haha:

Dinosaurs, dragons, transformers, hotwheels, any kind of badass looking animal was more my thing XD

The upper corner you can see my old MLP collection, but again that was from my era of VERY young (3, 4?) when folks just bought me girl's stuff because I was a little girl and so that's just what people did. 😂 But yeah I do NOT remember my Barbies very well at all bc like I said I was 3 or 4 and didn't have them for long and they didn't leave much of an impression on me. As soon as I got a little older I ditched them and gravitated towards boy's toys. The girliest things I had when I was older were probably Beanie Babies?? (because I loved anything to do with animals) Oh, also the Littlest Pet Shop, but OLD Littlest Pet Shop, back when they looked like actual animals and not the current abominations they sell

[paincorpsrarefinds]

Hotwheels Fast & Furious Nissan 240SX (S14) Original Fast 1/5 M01 Real Riders

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