#hottest man to ever live

[nonchalant-redhead]

He makes me lose my mind

[joesalw]

imagine fumbling this man! i'd go insane

[phoebecatesl0vr]

Imagine waking up next to him after having the most amazing sex from the night before and then going at it again not long after waking up 🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️

[riickgrimes]

I thought about ending it, just stopping it all. But then, then it would just be nothing, wouldn't it? All of it for nothing. I couldn't do it, but I still decided to die.

I've been writing you letters the whole time, reaching out to feel something. Writing, just to imagine you could read them. This is my last one, the last letter I write to you that you'll never see. I love you.

I don't see the dead anymore. Or the ones I lost. Or the sun, the sky, or the water. I don't see you anymore. I just see what's ahead- metal rotors and gun oil and blood, what I have to do, what I can do to help save the world, even if you don't know I ever did that. I love you so much. I love you so, so much.

I tried. Please, just know I tried. I tried- but I failed.

ANDREW LINCOLN as RICK GRIMES THE WALKING DEAD: THE ONES WHO LIVE 1.01 - "Years"

[maruren]

Me and new GokuLuck song literally Untranslatable high-pitch cat noises

It's five in the morning, my neighbors won't know what sweet dreams are today because I'm going to listen to this forever

[leonbastralle]

toasts & speeches!

[thegreenwallrabbit-blog]

If reincarnation exists then Carlos Oliveira was a golden retriever in a past life and I refuse to hear otherwise.

[acotars]

giggling and kicking my feet thinking about miles funnystory

[batsplat]

fucked up that italian is at the top of atp tour rn but he’s like the most boring italian possible. wtf.

so boring he's basically an austrian

icl, by some irony my top three most beloathed sporting nations are spain, italy and australia, so for me the way motogp works is that the most moral way to deal with those countries is to just put them in a containment zone and have them tear each other to shreds. perfect. a victimless situation, except for the spanish, italian and australian athletes in question, and crucially it is Good and Valid for them to suffer

so I typically root against italians anyway across sports, just for vibes. I don't massively have anything against the other half dozen italian men bumbling around the upper end of the tour these days, but I also know I'd generally find them annoying if they happened to be as good as sinner. (I do like paolini!! and was a schiavone appreciator as a kid, so it's not a militant anti-italian stance.) I'd find almost anyone who is as good as sinner annoying. like motogp is a very rare exception to me as far as dominant athletes go, and those guys have to be actively insane for me to not get pissed off at them. my stance is that italians are not inherently interesting.... it's just valentino specifically, and then his reflected rizz also making his various proteges interesting. motogp features an above average number of interesting italians even amongst the non-valentino-affiliated, but that's just because you have SO many of them I reckon. whereas sinner is exactly in the mould of what we've come to expect from men's tennis stars: dull professionals allergic to controversy (minus the occasional unwisely applied anabolic steroid). craziest bit has been the atp pr push to shove that man down all of our throats. they're trying to sell us hair colour as an actual personality. the carrot boys thing is literally the most obvious psyop I've seen in my life. you can't fool me, that man has not had a single mildly interesting thought in his life. I'll say it: even his tennis doesn't really move me. at least I now know better than to expect more from that stupid fuck ass tour

[ruelpsen]

My recent fantasizing clearly runs deep in my mind, at least if my dreams are any indication...

I dreamt about my fave last night. Actually, it involved a dream within a dream. In the first part, I was working on a zoo? Farm? Something along those lines. Anyway, I was taking care of some pigs when I realized I felt somewhat envious of them and how they live. They don't have to worry about taxes, deadlines, or any other shit like that- they get to simply lounge around, eat, and fuck. I found myself longing for such a life, a life of pleasure and relaxation instead of one this stressful...

And then I 'woke up' into the other dream. I'm a little fuzzy on how it happened, but I ended up with my fave and he became very aware of this dream I'd had- and for whatever reason, I was also starving as if I hadn't eaten in days. His response to all this? With my consent, to treat me like a pig, since I was 'so desperate to be like the lowly beasts who live to eat, fuck, and serve' as he put it. Before I knew it, he had me on all fours, force-feeding me cookies, cake, and other sweet treats as he fucked the daylights out of me and tore into me verbally. Reminding me that I belonged to him, teasing me as I burped, growling at me to loosen up and keep eating since that's what I was good for, calling me all sorts of degrading things as I gave into my desires. I was gross, lowly, piggish, and I was his. His to fatten, fuck, and use. And letting him treat me like that was nothing short of blissful.

I've never felt so good about being dehumanized before, holy shit. I was personally indifferent to this kind of kink dynamic before but now I Get It. To say I'm turned on irl by all this is an understatement!

[1-ufo]

The way Matt must probably realize now that he’s got kids how absolutely torturous their grueling touring schedule was on Chris

I don’t even have kids and I can not imagine how hard that was on him. No wonder he struggled with addiction.

It’s clear that Matt wants to slow down now that he’s a dad. the tours are shorter with more long breaks between legs and generally screwing the north and northwest of America plus Canada, Australia and east Asia have been pretty badly neglected since like 2010 and even shorter European legs.

And that’s fine! Like I’m glad they deserve to take a break and spend time with their families. But it really makes me reflect and I’m sure Matt too, on how hard that was for Chris who’s been a dad since his early 20s.

I mean. On the other hand it’s certainly his choice to have a soccer team sized gene pool but still.

[6mayhem]

zerophilia

[phoebecatesl0vr]

SOME MORE!! :3

[sapphire-weapon]

am i really about to fucking sit here on my day off and rewatch fucking infinite darkness

lord help me

[joziokowalski]

i am convinced my younger self would find me pretty cool tbh. that girl adored ladies that looked like young men (check), people with a shabby yet elegant sense of style (check), nerds who had no systematic knowledge but knew tons of random niche stuff (check) and thought being a perpetual student with little purpose in life was really sexy and intriguing, as well as being lonely and moderately mentally ill. so maybe for all the wrong reasons but she would be in awe of me

[beesleyh]

my rule in life. i have met a handful of cops and they are so unfuckable. do! not! fuck! cops! please for the love of god. they are so obnoxious and patronizing. they are so demeaning and they do it in every day conversation. cops make me drier than the fucking atacama desert.

Should go without saying but never date a cop and christ never marry one. Rule of thumb if he's legally untouchable he's ethically unfuckable. You don't like that cop, you like buff men in tight clothing. I can show you more of those, better ones. Take my hand.