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[leonbastralle]

toasts & speeches!

[nonsensical-pixels]

MY WEDDING TRAUMA: A SURELY-SIMS x ICE-CREAMFORBREAKFAST COLLABORATION, CONVERTED TO THE SIMS 2 [download - 👰🏽🤵🏽]

are you tired of brides in white dresses and toddlers with perfect pink flower baskets? is cereal packet gameplay just not doing it for you anymore? maybe you'd like your weddings to put the 'strange' in strangetown? search no more, the ingredients for the strangest wedding in sim nation are finally here!

so, since i caught that one virus, i've been playing around a bit more with ts2 cc creation and finally had the time to work on converting a big set again. but then... what to convert? the answer came to me in the links section of a random lookbook... in a sort of fever dream. a set that captures the recent theme on my blog, families, and yet completely destroys it at the same time: my wedding trauma.

everything here is remarkably versatile. i mean, i know for a fact that people aren't just going to use that jumpsuit for a wedding, elvis needs more freedom than that! there are 9 cas items and 6 buy items for a total of 17 items in this set!

the original ts4 collaboration is complete perfection; it has just the sort of trashy, nonsensical vibes that the ts2 wedding department is sorely lacking. my conversion of this isn't perfect, i'm still learning how to do clothing and there are some minor issues mentioned below the cut, but overall i think that it came out pretty good and i hope it invokes some chaos in your game. 💥

credits go to @ice-creamforbreakfast for most of the cas part of this collaboration, and to @surely-sims for the buy mode part!

keep reading for more info, rambles, and preview pics!

PART 1: BUY MODE (6 items by @surely-sims)

ITEMS INCLUDED ARE: 1 - Fancy Folding Chair - 1.7k polys 2 - Margarita Tower - 3.4k polys 3 - Pizza Party Banquet Table - 1.5k polys 4 - Tiki Mug - 1.7k polys 5 - Toasting Bucket - 2.3k polys 6 - Wedding Arch - 10.2k polys*

individual previews are also to be found in the download!

THINGS TO NOTE: - The wedding arch is quite high-poly compared to other objects (10k) but that is the max for the polycounts. - The collection file included in the 'Surely-Sims' folder should go in the Collections folder in Documents.

PART 2: CAS (8 items by @ice-creamforbreakfast and 1 by @surely-sims)

ITEMS INCLUDED ARE: 1 - Brandi Dress (YF-AF) - 3.9k polys 2 - Elvis Glasses (TU-EU) - 1.7k polys 3 - Elvis Jumpsuit (YM-AM) - 4.9k polys 4 - Goopy Jacket (TM-AM) - 2.3k polys 5 - Jess Hair (YF-EF) - 5.4k polys 6 - Kelly-Marie Hair (TF-EF) - 9.4k polys 7 - Malborough Dress (YF-AF) - 7.1k polys 8 - Newport Headpiece (YF-AF) 9 - Trashleen's Cigarette Bouquet (YF-EF) note: the Jess Hair is not part of the original set but is included because the Newport Headpiece is meant to pair with it.

individual previews are also to be found in the download!

THINGS TO NOTE: - The clothing may have some bone assignment issues (especially with straps) & mild gaps. - The 'Goopy Jacket' has a mild discoloration around the neckline. - All hairs are in @skittlessims Skittles Hair System - The 'Elvis Jumpsuit' is paired with 4t2 SP01 Pointed Stud. Converted by me :) - The 'Malborough Dress' is paired with Ice-CreamForBreakfast's Jessica Shoes.

PART 3: THANKS & RAMBLE

have one final pic of the quirky couple and their patchwork family (ex-wife and dog included) 💞

this set was such a rollercoaster to work on, but also so, so much fun! i hope you guys enjoy it as much as i do 🥺

for anyone who's wondering--yeah i'm back for now, requests are still closed, wips depend on whether im in the mood... but from now on releases should be less queued and have a more 'personal touch' 😏

i'll get around to posting the discord-exclusives i released while i was gone... eventually. there's a few that i'm keeping for myself x

anyway... happy simming, hope you enjoy these conversions, and have a lovely day simming! if you use these feel free to @ me, i wanna see the chaos and the cool stuff these are used in 🥰

love,

~ Ky (nonsensical-pixels)

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Luna-Terra Dashboard Sim

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who could've possibly guessed that the current bid for president would be a hypercapitalist anime cosplayer vs a literal fascist who wants to start a war with the aliens. truly the worst timeline

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she's not a cosplayer.

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what are you talking about. anime is literally not real

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coming from tumblr user "summersfamily". do you endorse the crimes committed by the mafia that runs space las vegas? come the fuck on.

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do you really think we can nuke the aliens??? bro they have a spaceship larger than the fucking moon. we have nothing on them

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Typical Luna-Terrans. Always thinking their politics are universal. Some people don't live on the moon. C'mon.

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this bitch blogging from the terran exclusion zone

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I was talking to my daughter the other day and she said she didn't like my new sweater. I told her it was Gucci, but she said Gucci was for boomers, and Gen Luna is really into Stigma. Does anybody have links to their website? Gleepe isn't working right now.

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you fucking killed him

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CALLOUT POST FOR COUNT DRACULA

hey i know we all love count chocula, but there's some serious allegations against the count that i really don't want to disappear under the radar. he's a landlord, and he's a huge asshole. he uses sweatshops in the production of his cereal, and i have it on good authority that he murdered his wife.

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"average person has 5 geists in their lifetime" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person has 0 geists. Geists Jessica, who is the daughter of dracula and has 10,000 geists a day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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[spiralsta1rcase]

★ hello i am rookie welcome to my blog!!!!

(°)#))<< oh but you can call me benny or max or mimi if you'd like. i like those names. i am a nerdy autistic tboygirl thing from portugal. i luv sea otters i lovee to draw and listen to music... im a freak about music! don't mess around!

btw i doubt there's any of you😭 but don't interact if you selfship w/ phone guy. specifically a human design of him . it's not personal in fact i bet you're very awesome for liking him i am just Not comfortable with that.dont call me cringe

V click here if you care V (interests) 〜〜(／￣▽)／　〜ф

thanks (＾▽＾) ok well here r the things i like.. (bold = i love you forever and ever)

MUSIC: oh my goddddddd honestl i could just put music and then leave it as that but NO. adam and the ants, andrew w.k., animal collective, arcade fire, au pairs, the b-52's, the beach boys, the beatles, the clash, the cure, daft punk, de la soul, devo, the fall, family, gnr (the portuguese one!), green day, heavenly, helen love, the housemartins, jack stauber, joost klein, joy division, juniper moon, kraftwerk, ladytron, los lagos de hinault, lcd soundsystem, lemon demon, logan whitehurst & the junior science club, the men they couldn't hang, new order, oingo boingo, papa topo, the pogues, serge gainsbourg, the shop assistants, siouxsie and the banshees, sparks, the specials, stereolab, talking heads, terry malts, they might be giants, to my boy, xtc, weird al yankovic. there's more i think but God who CARES!

VIDEA GAMES: ok lol. i love games so here we gooooo.. club penguin, deltarune, fnaf, a hat in time, lego city undercover, MOTHER, parappa the rapper, pokemon, pony town, portal, postal, psychonauts, the sims 2, slime rancher, splatoon, stardew valley, toontown corporate clash, UNDERTALE!!!<3 <3

TV/MOVIES: i tbh dgaf about watching stuff. but ummm i like adventure time, arrested development, beavis and butthead, clone high, eddsworld, gravity falls, lego masters australia, the lego movie, lps, lucky star, milo murphy's law, the mitchells vs. the machines, mlp, mp100, moomin, nyan neko sugar girls, phineas and ferb, re-animator, seinfeld, succession, ted lasso

OTHER STUFF LOL IDK: hlvrai, homestar runner, 2000s-early 2010s internet, old tech, pixel art, sea otters, sylvanian families, the nintendo ds

HEY. do you want to find me anywhere else

click this freak to see my webbed site ⸜( ´ ꒳ ` )⸝. im also on artfight

oh also if you gaf.. "#rookies art" is my art tag. "#rookie talks" is my Fuckign Whatevre. idk. tag. "#rookies html adventure" is my website tag. "#cultcraze" is my oc tag. and "#saving for later" is stuff that im saving for later. Update: and "#phone guy wife now" is my Lols . Selfshipping tag . hello .LOL

[ajspeakssimlish]

legacy challenge...

so, I started a test run of the legacy/10 gen challenge, and hoo boy.

so im currently on the 3rd gen of the Hutton family. the founding matriarch and patriarch, Ximena (an alien sim) and Quincy(human sim), have died. They had 5 kids, their heir Theo, triplets Noelle, Tegan and Cecilia, and their baby son, Adriel. Now, the triplets and Addy have moved out and Theo and his now ex wife, who he’s rebuilding his relationship with, Helene have a child named Dream. Okay? Got the family tree? I hope so cuz we’re moving on!

AAA I had no idea this challenge was so emotionally taxing lol! Like when my founders died, I cried real tears lololol! But mostly Im just shocked that its not taking as long as I thought. like Im super invested in the story I've made, and I love all of the hutton’s(even if I don't play the kids who moved out lol) .

I’ve been kinda loosey goosey with the rules though.. I followed the main rules, 

-the first born must be the heir to the next generation

-must start with 1800 simoleans

-get the potion of youth for every heir

but other than that, I've just been kinda playing it loose! Of course this was only intended to be a test run, but I fucked around and got attached to all of them lol! But now I think im ready to start a really LP playing by all the legacy rules and stuff! It’s gonna be hard but... worth it. 

What if I just pick up with Dream? and do 10 gens from her, making the Hutton family 13 gens deep? nah... she already lives in a mini mansion and have a trust fund pretty deep. I’ll just start over...I’ll update the blog when I begin my new fam!! 

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@astolen98saturnsedan tagged me (but i’m not doing all the questions bc it felt too long)!! thank u ant!!!!

1. nicknames: if ur not my mom the only nickname ur allowed to use is Abi or some variation on my url

2. Height: perfect-sized

3. Last movie I saw: In theaters I think it was Captain Marvel

4. Last thing I googled: the third wife. i saw a gif set that looked cool so i looked up the movie to see what it was about. i’ll probably watch it if i can find it somewhere

7. Other blogs: the only one i use anymore is my sims side blog @abiknightsims. follow for custom content reblogs and screenshots of my super gay sims

9. Lucky numbers: 18

10. What am I wearing: jeans tee-shirt sweatshirt. you could ask at any time and the answer would be the same

11. Dream job: An author maybe, or a literary agent. sometimes i think about being a professor but i don’t really want to teach i just want to continue being immersed in judaic studies

12. Dream trip: going to some European city with my best friends and just having no pressure and exploring and going to all the museums and old buildings and i don’t have travel-anxiety in this scenario

13. Favorite food: latkes. i’ll take unhealthy potatoes in any form tho. potato kugel, curly fries,,

14. Instruments: I played clarinet in middle school and never since

15. Languages: only fluent in English. have taken French for quite a while but would not consider myself good at it. will be taking Hebrew in the future

16. Favorite song: im gonna go with Brilliant Disguise (springsteen) or maybe She’s Always a Woman (billy joel) but that’s just rn

17. Random fact: i should be doing math homework right now

18. Aesthetic: the only aesthetic i have is book-hoarding and oversized-sweatshirt-wearing. maybe add in embroidered denim jackets and tangled wavy hair. like,, abstract shitty modern witch. the sweatshirt is a cloak if you look hard enough

[alicedoessurveys]

44 Questions

1. Do you answer texts quickly? im normally quite quick. if I dont answer right away then im either busy or just dont want to talk right now

2. How many is “too many” balloons? one balloon is too many balloons for me.. I have a stupid fear of balloons 3. Call a random person or friend. Tell them wonderful things. What did you or they say? its too late to call anyone 4. Do you like helping the environment? yes

5. What are four things do you do for fun? tumblr, sims, bake, hang out with my friends

6. What is the last video game you’ve played? ps3 lego batman

7. Post a picture of your handwriting. no thanks. it’s messy anyway.

8. What are 5 things you like about yourself? I cant think of anything I like other than my eyes. 

9. Tell us a joke. purely because I literally just heard this joke on the telly... “why did the man chose not to report his stolen credit card? because the thief was spending less than his wife” 10. What did you want to be when you were little? I wanted to own a cat hotel 11. What are three things you like doing? sleeping, tidying, these survey things 12. When was the last time you crafted something? I made poppy badges for remembrance day  13. Tell us 3 good things that have happened this week. I started doing volunteer work at a charity shop where the money goes to poorly animals, I spent a lot of time at theatre rehearsals, today I bought a boxset of the kingsman films for £13 14. Name 3 important people in your life. my fam (mom dad sis), rhys & nick 15. Do you enjoy a quiet or loud environment? not too quiet and not too loud, somewhere in the middle 16. Do you think there is a reason behind everything? yes 17. Do you like the beaches or the mountains? beaches 18. How do you spend your time these days? im barley at home lately since joining the theatre and volunteering at the charity shop 19. Where did you go last for vacation? bournemouth 20. When was the last time you wrote a meaningful letter to someone? in august when our first foster baby left us my family all wrote letters for him to keep in his memory box and look back at once he's older. him leaving was probably the hardest part of 2017, and I dont think ive ever cried as hard as I did when I was writing my letter to him  21. What are you doing tomorrow? What did you do today? tomorrow im planning to just do nothing. ive had such a busy couple of weeks I would like to just spend the day on the sofa 22. What is something you don’t have, but want? money. just because its the thing that is worrying me the most right now 23. What song do you listen to when you’re feeling down? dont have one specific song, it depends on the situation and what is making me feel better that time  24. Do you drink tea or coffee? neither 25. How many languages can you speak? one 26. Tell us three fears. balloons, losing the people I care about, being on my deathbed and having regrets about not doing stuff 

27. What was the last board game you played? Harry Potter Cluedo 28. What was the last book you read? Calm by Fearne Cotton 29. Have you ever walked into a glass door? yes. we have big glass doors from the living room to the garden and ive walked into them too many times  30. Do five jumping jacks/star jump. nah im comfy  31. Who’s your biggest celebrity crush? Eddie Redmayne 32. Do you believe in marriage? yes 33. What would you do with 1 million dollars? buy houses for myself, my parents and my sister. give some to my grandad. give some to my church.  34. What is one thing you’d like to change/fix? my lack of talent 35. Post a pic of your lovely face. no thanks

36. Name three of your favourite blogs. I dont really follow any blogs. one I do read belongs to a girl I went to college with thealiceedit 37. Name three Disney movies that you adore. Aladdin, Tangled, Moana  38. When’s your birthday? 11th June  39. What do you aspire to be? happy 40. Do you sponsor a cause? dogs trust 41. Do you play/watch sport? nope 42. Do you play an instrument? ukulele and a little bit piano 43. What’s your favourite colour? im a sucker for anything rose gold 44. What is your favourite animal? dog

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Get to know me tag <3

I was tagged by literal angel @librasunpixels​ to do this cute lil tag!

Rules: Tag the people you’d like to know better

Zodiac sign: sagittarius

Height: 5′4 ishhhh

Time right now: 3:23 pm 

Last thing googled: “children of greek god pan” and “how to use farberware percolator” lol

Favorite music artist(s): Kesha, Emily Kinney, Pendulum, P!atD, and soooo many more

Last tv show watched: SNL’s Weekend Update Summer Edition

What i’m wearing right now: PJ pants and a comfy shirt

When did i create this blog: may 2017

Do i have any other blogs: oh heck yeah. i’ve been on tumblr since like 2010??? i met my wife on this fucking website lol. i have a personal blog, a few random side blogs, a couples blog my wife and i made together that we never update anymore, plus a CC finds blog now that i’m simblr-ing.

Do i get asks regularly: not really, but i do get tagged a bit! it’s so fun how this community interacts :)

Why did i choose this url: i like terrible puns and im shitty at edits so it seemed appropriate 

Pokemon team: yeah not really into pokemon soz

Favorite color: Yellow!

Average hours of sleep: 6??? idk i don’t really count but i have to get up early now with my new job so i’ve been napping more lol

Favorite characters: don’t ask me that omg. i like my D&D oc because im lame but also im pretty partial to book!ginny weasley, the baudelaire orphans, magnus bane, EDI, draco malfoy, karolina dean, garnet, trixie mattel (if that counts??) thane krios, alisha daniels, leia organa, hermione granger, nomi marks, asami sato, toph beifong, louise belcher, ellen ripley, killian jones, elle woods, jamie fraser, ramona flowers, lydia martin, and so many more... 

Dream job: i just wanna do history and get enough time to work on my own personal projects and be with my family.

I’m not sure who has done this yet, but I’d love to get to know @radioactivecowplant, @feme-rebelle, @vicarious-sims, @cherrygrapesims, and @shachum-cha if they feel like doing this tag!