#hotshithaxxorbitch

[69d]

our timeline’s discord server is an experience... a moment btwn six and @hotshithaxxorbitch​ as immortalized by @woofbeast​

[embellishedbookworm]

@hotshithaxxorbitch liked your post:omg dirk.

you had one job!!!!!!

[2tiillaliive]

sspurrfect replied to your post “2omebody tell me what ii 2hould do wiith my haiir.”

bleach it white >:00

are you telliing me two ju2t fry all of my haiir 2traiight off? huh??

yeah ii miight.

hotshithaxxorbitch replied to your post:“ 2omebody tell me what ii 2hould do wiith my haiir.”

mullet

were iit not for the law2 of thii2 land, ii’d kiill you my2elf.

ii don’t have enough haiir for a mullet anyway.

[reignedseer]

hotshithaxxorbitch replied to your post: How many fingers do you have? Are you sure?

ten attached 2 this body but theres no tellin what weird shit dirk gets up to in his spare time

Have you checked the back of your neck? There may be some hiding under your hair.

[woofbeast]

@hotshithaxxorbitch replied to your post: whats shakin everyone??

trees full of wasps :p

i mean i reckon bugs aint my forte but i can take a look for you???

[robottattooartist]

You’re lucky you weigh ten pounds.

[scamperway]

hotshithaxxorbitch replied to your post: hotshithaxxorbitch replied to your post: ...

i learned to read/speak rly weirdly and let me tell u i have said some words that i did NOT say rite and then ppl were like ‘yo wtf are you on abt’ lmao

now i’m not a linguist, but i can confidently say languages are bullshit, learning the right way to say things is really hard

go forth and be incomprehensible tbh who cares

[precognitiveignition]

hotshithaxxorbitch replied to your post: hotshithaxxorbitch replied to your post: ...

oh i do lmao the money is all from like timeloop bs bc im from the future, i fund a whole buncha shit w it

rehab progs, childcare centers, medical debt, soup kichens n shelters, etc

those are all fuckin solid choices

so do you just have like infinite money from time bullshit and thus literally cant give it all away without crashing the economy

cuz thatd be fuckin wild

[floramodus]

With a quiet zap, a present appears in Flora's house. It's a pink bag, stuffed with pink and green tissue paper, shedding glitter and confetti. There are two boxes and a card inside. One box contains a pink rice krispie treat heart, frosted to say 'ur the top dog!'. The other contains a gold necklace with a bunch of delicate little stars hanging from the chain. The central pendant is a cresent moon, with 'maid of honor' engraved on the back in script. The card, which features a pink cartoon cat and dog watching cartoons, reads "flora! i love you so much! happy vday!" 

> To say your bawling is a bit of an understatment. Your snotty and gross but your heart is so full as you finally steady yourself to put the necklace on.

> You love your friends with your whole, stupid big doggy heart.

[2twopiid]

hotshithaxxorbitch replied to your post “keep forgettiing thii2 place exii2t2.”

if only we could all b as lucky

yeah, unfortwonately nobody on thii2 2iite ha2 good luck.

[mythitics]

@hotshithaxxorbitch i just dont understand

when did these groupchats happen

[embellishedbookworm]

@hotshithaxxorbitch replied to your post “let’s be real, if a goth girl wanted me to do a thing, i probably...”

i cant believe u admitted it

wow!!!!!!

[psychcsexual]

@m9stwanted​ replied to your post: “I’M HUMANPHOBIC NOW. ”

Damara, what d9es this mean?

THEIR HEADS ARE FULL OF EXTRA FANGS!

@embellishedbookworm​ replied to your post: “I’M HUMANPHOBIC NOW. ”

do you want to learn about wisdom teeth too?

WHY DO YOU NEED SO MANY TEETH.

@hotshithaxxorbitch​ replied to your post: “I’M HUMANPHOBIC NOW. ”

has anyone told u abt the soft spots in infant skulls

😱😱😱HOW ARE ANY OF YOU EVEN ALIVE.

@iragin​ replied to your post: “I’M HUMANPHOBIC NOW. ”

let's talk about umbilical cords.

NO OFFENSE TO HUMANS. BUT HOW ARE THEY *SO* FUCKING NASTY.

[gendercucked]

@hotshithaxxorbitch replied to your post: zero exaggeration “im cute” is the thought i have...

cute party

party: ciute

colors: bright

dick: out*

[69d]

hotshithaxxorbitch replied to your post

bold of u to assume i sleep

crowteeth420 replied to your post

as if i dream

how did both of you manage to comment with the same energy but disconcertingly different implications at exactly the same time

[woofbeast]

yes its the possum his temporary sanctuary name is bodingus and he has a broken leg!