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howdy :V

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But what if we still had the dodo

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my life would be a lot less complicated if i wasn’t the victim of god’s personal idiot plot

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might fuck around and let nature reclaim me

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dolomere​:

aw, why you’re pretty charmin yourself, miss!

also gosh theres a lotta beanie babies ain’t there. i ain’t got time to go through the whole catalog but i do like these lil guys. him and the lil cow named jersey but i cant get the picture to work quite right.

a VERY excellent choice, you pass the test

he looks like a little man who would be a desktop buddy in the early 2000′s and i respect the grind of that i really do 

i love too many beanie babies to give a favorite, but i do have a soft spot for the more oceanic ones given i was raised on an island so, have digger the crab!

@technowizardbitch started following you @heiretic started following you @floramodus started following you @hiraspex started following you @c12h12n2o3 started following you

woah there! howdy all! hope it aint rude to greetcha all at once, seems like y'all slid on in en masse! pleasure to make y'all's aquaintances.

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Cosmic Toast, Knife and Jam Pins

Alum and Ink on Etsy

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the moobloom has all my love

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i hope its not rude to say i want to put you in my pocket!

the names flora :>

@technowizardbitch started following you @heiretic started following you @floramodus started following you @hiraspex started following you @c12h12n2o3 started following you

woah there! howdy all! hope it aint rude to greetcha all at once, seems like y'all slid on in en masse! pleasure to make y'all's aquaintances.

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im horrible still at greeting followers so to every one whos followed me: whats your favorite beanie baby and why. this test is graded

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technowizardbitch​:

yikes bro! that sounds awful tbh like my wisdom teeth came in wrong n even that shit blew i cant imagine more teeth than im supposed to have in my jaw idt human bone is meant 4 that

could b worse tho ur tooth dna could b bein overridden by shark teeth can u imagine?? nitemare fuel tbh

as much work as ive done with sharks id agree but at least thatd be SICK as hell on an aesthetic scale!!!

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is it so bad to want to kill everyone at all times

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scared-e & fraidy beanie babies 🧡

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abapically​:

i am curious about both concurrently. am i correct in assuming you were not always this way? do you have patronages other than dogs?

oh boy

well its a very convulsed and long answer, no i wasnt always like this. when i was 13 i played a reality altering game that was centered upon destroying my original universe and breeding a new universe. becoming a god is a optional but optimal game mechanic, i was unfortunately murdered and ascended via that situation!!! as far as the dog thing goes my dream self- my second chance - was fused with my childhood dog who was also, by his own means, the first guardian of earth and by that title, godlike. so when i ascended i also fused with him!!!

i guess i am the patron of space?

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are you aware you are a living example of the noble emordnilap?

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