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fatphobiabusters · 8 months ago
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Kind of nervous to ask this but I'm curious. What would you consider to be fat? I have always had body issues around my stomach and weight generally, I am about 80kg and 5'8. People often treat me as "larger" but I wouldn't say I've been called fat to my face many times. I generally wear clothes that hide my body /are oversized because I'm transmasc and I don't want to accentuate my chest anyway. I fit into UK size 14-16 which is about a US 10-12. I usually wear mens clothes though so about a 36 x 32 in trousers. Plus size generally starts at 16 so by that metric I would be plus sized in the UK but not in the US. Its confusing, man, I'm confused.
I'm obviously anti-fatphobia either way, I just don't want to say that I'm fat if that takes away from people who are larger than me or is dishonest to the consensus view of what is considered fat. Sorry if this is a weird question, I've just seen people talking about smaller people calling themselves fat as a bad thing so I don't want to be that person.
Hi!
This isn't a weird question, don't worry. A lot of people have your exact question. Honestly, fatness is slightly subjective. So there's not exactly a definitive "You must be this tall to ride" situation. Some people go strictly by clothing size, but that isn't always a reliable answer because there are definitely short fat people who don't wear plus sizes, and there are thin people who do (which is why so many "plus size models" don't look fat. They just happen to fit the clothing despite not having a fat body type).
There's also different categories of fatness, so it's possible you're fat but considered small fat. Another factor is how there are some people who are neither thin nor fat, which is called mid-size. You sound like you may possibly be mid-sized from how you described yourself. Mid-sized people do not endure the same degree or types of discrimination necessarily as fat people, but mid-size people do still endure discrimination and some lack of thin privilege.
In high school, I was mid-size myself, and it was definitely a situation of "I'm not as hated as fat people, but I'm also clearly separate from actual thin people." And if my metric conversion is correct, I think I was about your weight and height after I had extremely starved myself to get to that point of definitely mid-sized. One factor though is that, even at my thinnest points in life, I have always had a fat face and fat limbs, so I generally looked bigger regardless of my exact weight due to the fat distribution of my body. So that being said, I can't tell you whether or not you're fat, and honestly no one on the internet really can.
I also personally believe that if you're calling yourself fat because your body is at that subjective range and you identify as fat, then that's okay. Someone who's on the edge of mid-size and fat calling themself fat in a genuine, self-identification way is way different than a thin person calling themself fat as an insult because they believe fat people are bad. And no matter what, I'm glad to have you as part of this activism movement!
-Mod Worthy
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autistic-fuckwad · 1 year ago
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Oh my god my aunt just said bush did 9/11 unironically help
LMAO???? You cant save her now I'm so sorry for your loss
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ven-ugh · 11 months ago
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Yeah sorry forgot about that so another Lucy sketch but w thick eyebrows ( thanks @hotcryptidsummer for the reminder!!)
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itsclearance · 10 months ago
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Get to know you game! Answer the questions and tag 9 people you want to know better.
tagged by @jimmyanthegiraffes tysm!!
Last song listened to: Dead Star by Muse (currently listening through their entire discography)
Currently reading: If It Bleeds by Stephen King
Currently watching: Young Sheldon but im thinking abr rewatching Boy Meets World
Currently obsessed with: muse and hazbin hotel and helluva boss and the guy im talking to. ongoing obsession since middle school is my chemical romance tho of course
tagging: @kissesaccepted, @squealing-fangirl-noises, @theyrenotdeadyet,
@hotcryptidsummer, @limpbizkit, @ribbed-vault-heart,
@prettyyinpunk, @spookyspiderboiii &
@the-gargoyle-man (obvs ik you but cmonnnn)
no pressure to anyone if u don't fancy it and if anyone else fancies it who I haven't tagged, go ahead!!
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carrymelikeimcute · 11 months ago
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YEEEEEEEESSSSS @hotcryptidsummer
Bookmarked for after dark
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Curses and Love are not so far apart
by hotcryptidsummer
Edward Teach asks the help of a magical practitioner, Stede Bonnet, to break a curse his ex-lover has put on him. How is he so sure it was Izzy? Well, only he would be petty enough to make sure he could never perform sexually unless it was while thinking about him. It was a rough break-up.
Words: 2967, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
Series: Part 4 of Izzy Hands Bingo
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: M/M
Characters: Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Stede Bonnet, Israel Hands
Relationships: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Israel Hands, Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet/Israel Hands
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Witchcraft, Angst with a Happy Ending, Post-Break Up, Ed and Izzy dealing with breakup feelings, Undercover Stede Bonnet, steddyhands endgame, Curse Breaking, Rimming (eventually), Morning sex (eventually), Slow Burn, Oral Sex, Biting, Hair-pulling, Israel Hands Needs a Hug, Tessomancy, Stede loves tea
source https://archiveofourown.org/works/48395164
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autistic-fuckwad · 1 year ago
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Hello I am going to use this ask box to distract myself from being overwhelmed by my family having insane conversations around me
How are you doing today?
I'm doing good so far! I cut my hair for the first time and I did a really good job so I'm pretty proud of myself. I'm also having some coffee.
A chip decided to attack my throat last night so my throat hurts but I'll be fine.
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Cryptid Hunter Extraordinaire Stede Bonnet
by hotcryptidsummer
Stede drags his long-suffering irritable husband on a hike in the peak district, hoping to become the most famous crypto-zoologist of all time. They discover something unexpected in the wilderness, and perhaps more than they bargained for. Who ever said hiking was boring?
Words: 1845, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Series: Part 3 of Izzy Hands Bingo
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: M/M
Characters: Israel Hands, Stede Bonnet
Relationships: Stede Bonnet/Israel Hands
Additional Tags: Married Couple, cryptid hunter au, Stede and Izzy need couples therapy, Fluff, Tentacles, Midlife Crisis, Modern Era, Stede has almost as much of an obsession with biology as I do
source https://archiveofourown.org/works/48156820
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letsgethaunted-catalogue · 1 year ago
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@hotcryptidsummer @tigerdream42 @theoneandonlypip @zctv  @overjoyedthoughts
CALLING ALL HAUNTIES!!!!
WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE ON THE LET'S GET HAUNTED TAG LIST???
Going forward we're going to have a tag list for LGH content. So every time an LGH episode, photodump, tiktok, etc is posted, you will be notified!
We'll have multiple tag lists in case you don't want to notified for every single thing!
Category 1 - Episodes
Category 2 - Episodes, Photodumps, Announcements
Category 3 - Episodes, Photodumps, Announcements, TikToks
Category 4 - Episodes, Photodumps, Announcements, TikToks, Fanart
Category 5 - EVERYTHING LGH RELATED
If you do want to be on a tag list, please reblog with the category you'd like to be included in, in the tags or DM us
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Don't poke a sleeping Kraken
by hotcryptidsummer
Israel hands is reaping the rewards from waking the Kraken inside of his Captain. In unexpected ways, perhaps, Edward is Crueller to him than he has ever been before as he deals with the (supposed) death of Stede Bonnet.
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Blackbeard smiled a fierce smile. “But you would say anything to please me right now, wouldn’t you?” They both knew it was true. Israel Hands would never, ever deny Edward, not if it cost him a world of pain, his dignity, hell he had sacrificed body parts for this. For his Blackbeard. So why did the fact of it turn his stomach as much as it turned him on? “Anything to stop me from hurting you- like you don’t secretly enjoy it.” Izzy swallowed. “Oh, don’t think I don’t see how every time I slap you, when I choke you almost until you fall on your knees, how much you love every. Second.”
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Words: 1965, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Series: Part 2 of Izzy Hands Bingo
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Rape/Non-Con
Categories: M/M
Characters: Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Israel Hands
Relationships: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Israel Hands
Additional Tags: Rape/Non-con Elements, Cock & Ball Torture, Orgasm Denial, Extremely Dubious Consent, Dubious Morality, Blackbeard | Edward Teach's Kraken Era, Knife Play, Post-Season/Series 01, Angst, Character Death
source https://archiveofourown.org/works/48058507
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Daddy in the Dorm room
by hotcryptidsummer
Izzy Hands, an exchange student at a university in Chicago, resorts to starring in pornography to pay for his student tuition. When he Meets the Captain of the football team, Edward Teach, however, Ed recognises him from somewhere...
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“You know, I feel like I know you from somewhere.” Ed murmured, smoke pouring out of his mouth as he spoke
Izzy blushed at that. “I mean, I suppose I feel the same. It feels like I’ve known you for longer than a few hours.”
“Well, yes, but that isn’t what I meant. Your face is familiar, you don’t take sports science do you?”
“Urr… No.” He felt that warm feeling slowly be replaced by panic. “I do computer science.”
“Odd.” was all Ed replied.
Fuck he knows- but how could he know? He would have to be watching gay porn to know. “Maybe I just have one of those faces?”
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Words: 2711, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
Series: Part 1 of Izzy Hands Bingo
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: M/M
Characters: Israel Hands, Blackbeard | Edward Teach, "Calico" Jack Rackham, Lucius Spriggs
Relationships: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Israel Hands
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - College/University, Porn With Plot, Pornstars, Pornstar!Izzy, Jock!Ed, Masturbation, Masturbation in Shower, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Anal Play, Everyone Is Gay, Rimming, Fluff and Smut, Pining, Mutual Pining, Verbal Humiliation, Dom/sub Undertones, Daddy Kink, Daddy Issues, Alcohol, Oral Sex, one bed
source https://archiveofourown.org/works/47740240
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thel0nliestsp1ral · 1 year ago
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Whoa :0
I don't interact with a lot of people but!
@hotcryptidsummer @izzy-enjoyer @lazywriterontherun @laceratedlamiaceae and my amazing boyfriend @redleaderdoll
Send this to ten other bloggers that you think are wonderful. Keep the game going, make someone smile!!! ♡
I missed you!!!!!
Hey! Happy Halloween :3
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liesmultixxx · 1 year ago
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thanks for tagging me @smol-being-of-light 💖
☺️🥲🤡🤓
lol
no pressure tag: @arsenicalbronze @wannabetokiorockstar @tyrramint @unlifeira @urfav-mirrorball @fallinginlovewithbeingaliveagain @hotcryptidsummer @jshadow01 @little-tattletalerat @lauenderhaze @zoya-withthepoodlesalready @caityrayeraye @blujfire @nachthimmelschwarz @macstarli @mrsklockwood @lvockwoods
and anyone else who wants to join!
❗️NEW TAG GAME❗️
pick 3-5 emojis from your recently used that you think describe your personality
i’ll go first ^^
🤨🪿⁉️💜⚡️
gently tagging (and anyone else can join)
@enderdragon-1030 @soda-shark @marsisrealscared @ballad-of-a-homeschooled-girll @niallermybabe @sad-trash-pigeon @randomescapingwords @legendofthe3divas @underappreciatedtomato @avie-pigeon-cheese @a-portal-to-nowhere @a-trench-coat-of-confused-worms @waitingforthesunrise
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carrymelikeimcute · 11 months ago
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Like free samples at costco - stuff your pockets.
Also, excellent tags from @hotcryptidsummer under the cut, plus some of my...musings...
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I raise you Izzy topping but still not quite being able to last long enough, begging to be allowed to come inside but being told to 'do it on the sheet' because that's all he deserves if he can't get his dom to come first.
Then being fucked belly down into the wet patch, whilst being reminded that he *should be able to do this* but he can't, and getting off on the humiliation as (in my head, Stede) keeps going for as long as he possibly can, until Izzy gets hard again - fucking his own wet patch until he comes and probably also cries a lil bit.
Subby top Izzy combined with premature Izzy is just...my comfort zone. He's so pathetic and desperate and hot. Can't explain it.
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UPDATE - I wrote it https://archiveofourown.org/works/52749505
We all love bottom, subby izzy hands but - subby top izzy hands is like crack to me. He's so desperate to please he could be employee of the month at a themed chain restaurant.
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darlenicy · 11 months ago
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Update: today I asked my "best friend" why she did not got in touch with me for so long. And she only replied that she worked a lot and had a lot to do. A "sorry" came only after I said she could've at least texted me for my birthday. And that sorry didn't seem wholeheartedly. But now I know my position and can forget about it.
I want to thank everyone here who tried to cheer me up and who left kind words. It means a lot to me and I'm so glad I have such wonderful mutuals! You made me feel loved and I thank you all for that!
@witch-cauany @cerisia76 @hotcryptidsummer @d-arcyky @evdizav and everyone who liked the post. Thank you all!
so it's my birthday today and the person i considered my real life best friend didn't text or call me. nothing. i can feel this friendship break again and that's just so hard
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Okay but @hotcryptidsummer your tags:
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Not to make a silly haha post kinda sad but like. Imagine that he starts running over more type 1s over time and at first, the team thinks it’s because he’s become increasingly upset with the whole Problem situation.
But then slowly they realize it’s because he can’t see them anymore, that his talent is fading. Kat and Bobby and Ned just giving each other sad, knowing looks every time Kipps runs over/through another ghost because it tells them more about his fading talent then he would ever admit.
(That’s why Bobby makes a fuss when they run one over, to let Kipps know he’s run one over, because otherwise Kipps would have no clue)
Wait. Hold on. Lockwood and Co. regularly take Night Cabs, and it’s implied that the Night Cabs are there specifically for Agent use.
Do the big Agencies like Fittes and Rotwell have their own brand of Night Cab transportation?? Or do they make their Agents pay out of pocket?? Does Kipps pay for his team to get home safe after a long case? Does Fittes offer a reimburseable Night Cab fund? I have many questions.
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