#hot scotish person

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The missing question: sorry, Michael Sheen, are you in love with David Tennant?

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HE OBVIOUSLY KNOWS.

He likes to play up the "naive dork dad" persona, but he has to know what he's doing with shit like this, right?

[lux-has-too-many-fos]

133 w/ demo maybe? Seems like him thing to say

(HOLY shet youre right)

(Be prepared for a terribly written scotish accent guys)

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The sun was slowly mixing with the horizon, and a hot breeze was flowing thru Mar's hair. He was sitting right next to Tavish, with their arms around eachother.

It was a hot day in the rambla of Montevideo, a shiny, perfect, fun and hot day.

Maybe too warm.

"La reputa madre im dying" Mar muttered while breking their hug

"Well maybe if ya weren't wearing a black leather jacket" Demo muttered back

"Shut up" Mar standed up from the Bank and fixed her jacket, looking a tad bit offended. "Maybe we should go get something to drink"

"Not beer Demo"

"I wasnt gonna say that!"

"Sure you weren't"

Tavish continued to protest, but still followed his friend as he walked thru the small piece of paviment that was used to divide the cross walk from the beach.

"So wadja want t' get n' ice crem?"

" I dont like ice cream"

"Wadja meen, yu dont like ice crem?"

"Why does everyone get so offended by that?"

As they were discussing, Tavish spotted something.

"Aye luk! Ya like slushies right?"

"Yeah Wh- oof"

"Well then let's go!" The man grabbed his friend hand and went straight into the shop.

"DEMO NO THeres to many people..." Mar immediatly hid himself behind his friend's back.

"AYE LAD!" Demoman screamed at the poor shop attendant.

"stop, this place its full of children, their parents are going to-"

"Slushies arent onle fer kiddies, fuck society!"

"That's not...not wha...... Not what I mm... Ment" Mar soon found out that talking while laughing was nearly imposible, so he just waited while hugging the taller man's back, feeling the stares of the people in the mall drilling in them.

...

The soft and almost hypnotic sound of waves filled the atmosphere as the pair enjoyed their slushies in silence, only occasionally whispering something to the other.

Usually Mar hated silence when he was with ano ther person. But it was different with Demo.

Seeing him smile genuinely made Mar feel warmer than the sun could ever make him

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Tagged by @bowiepop and @confusion-in-the-sea-of-sorrow. Pretty interesting questions, thank you for tagging me :)

Favorite snack?

Potato chips

Favorite place to go on vacation?

Anywhere near water

What’s a song that makes you dance immediately?

If Im in a mood for dancing I could even start dancing to a ringtone tbh. Recently I was joking about making a club with tool's music and somehow I found their music amazing to dance to? Other tunes that come to my mind are Everything Counts by Depeche Mode, Toxic by Britney Spears, Head like a hole by NIN, You spin me round (like a record) by Dead or Alive, Wuthering Heights by Kate Bush (could you resist trying to dance this choreography?) and all this cheesy guilty pleasure songs that awake your inner stripper, like Cherry Pie by Warrant

Tea or coffee? And what kind?

Earl Gray tea

Do you play an instrument?

Guitar

What’s your favorite type of personality?

I like people who are open minded, nonjudgemental, so you can be yourself around them. Goofballs and people that feel deeply and who are just sincere and kind.

Favorite comedian?

myself

Gummy candy or chocolate?

chocolate, Im not a fan of gummy, jelly things

What did you want to be when you grew up as a kid?

A nun or any kind of artist/performer

What’s your favorite physical feature about yourself?

Let's say my waist this time

When was the last time you watched a show or movie on TV?

Few days ago I was watching Big Little Lies

Unpopular opinion:

I think F.R.I.E.N.D.S, the tv show, is overrated. Im not saying It's really bad, It has some charm, but It's just a McDonalds of tv series.

Are you scared of bugs?

Depends of what kind of a bug

Cats or cats?

Kittens

Are you allergic to any foods?

As I remember Im slightly allergic to coca cola and chocolate, but we are here for a good time, not for a long time, am I right ladies?

Does the description of your star sign match your personality?

Yes, Im probably the most classic pisces I know. I also feel like my aquarius dom affects me and generally my whole chart make sense to me.

Favorite type of accent?

Idk, british, scotish, Irish? I love accents and I love to immitate them

Name the first song that comes to your head!

Kozmic blues by Janis Joplin, cause Im listening to It

Who is the sexiest famous person to you?

Jerry Cantrell around Dirt/Tripod era (what a surprise)

Cake or pie?

Cake

When was the last time you read an entire book?

Gosh, I don't remember. I start books and don't finish them. Few months ago.

Favorite junk food?

Pizza

Do you like your height?

My height used to be one of the biggest insecurities of mine, at some point I was even bullied for being so tiny for my age, but, thank goth, middle school is over, I grew a few cm since that time and height is not a big problem to me anymore. In fact, It feels like being short is just a part of my personality at this point, I don't see It as a flaw and Im not even trying to be taller as I am (I rarely wear heels and stuff). Plus my male friends want to carry me on their hands all the time and I find It funny. But there are days when I wished I was tall, hot model (instead of being a short hot model)

Apples or oranges?

Depends

What’s your favorite personality trait in a person?

Good heart

Do you like salad?

Not a huge fan, depends.

What person inspires you the most?

One of my friends and Demri Parrott I think? It's hard to describe why or in what way and I don't glorify all her behaviours, but somehow she does.

What is a song that makes you cry? 

Shame in you by Alice in chains

I tag: @aleksandroskaya @g0thbride @radiant-aether @l0w-budget

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Thanks for tagging me @chocolateauthoress! And I think @lourek did too Rules: Answer the 20 questions below and then tag 20 bloggers that you want to get to know better.

Name: Deanna Nicknames: Some people call me Dee but only people I deeply love get away with it Height: 5′ 3″ Orientation: Bi and Demisexual Nationality: unfortunately American Favourite season: We don’t really have distinct seasons where I live. We have colder and rainy or we have hot dry summer. I am all for colder and rainy. Though it’d be nice to have more cold dry days, or snow. Favourite flower: Just about any flowers. Honestly whenever someone gives me flowers I get so happy. I wish I was better at caring for them. Except sunflowers. I’ve never liked sunflowers. Favourite scent: rain, old books, that crisp smell in the air just before it snows, laundry, lemon, raspberries, woodsmoke Favourite colours: green, purple, blue, pink, grey Favourite animal: foxes. Coffee, tea or hot chocolate: Any. Depends on my mood what I’ll pick. Average hours of sleep: I’m trying to clock 8 hours. Lately it’s closer to 2 hours and a little extra. Cat or dog person: I honestly love both and don’t understand why people pit them against one another. Favourite fictional character: Honestly lately I keep thinking about Dong Chul from Save Me and how I need to rewatch that drama because my darling Dong Chul deserved so miuch better than he got from the very begining Number of blankets you sleep with: A sheet in the summer, maybe. And like as many blankets as I can comfortably stack on my comforter + a sheet in the winter. I love the weight of many blankets in the cold months. It’ll be great when I live somewhere properly cold. Dream trip: Just a trip? All the Nordic countries. I’m super interested in viking stuff. Plus, Scotland and Ireland because I’m scotish and am super interested in culture and folklore overthere. Plus all the different places sitting on Erin’s list for Asia trip. Blog created: Goodness I must have created prideandpen back in 2011? 2012? Number of followers: Around 1150 last I looked Random fact: I’m thinking about starting a youtube channel under a different handle than prideandpen but haven’t been able to bring myself to commit to the idea yet because I only have a crappy old ipod to video with and I’m not sure what i’d talk about anyway. Plus I have no editing abilities Tags: I’m not tagging 20 of you because that’d be a lot But! @papersky-pencilstars @thesincerestflattery @ghost-coven @ekinsellaauthor @catwalkninja @tsfennec Edit! I knew I was forgetting someone! @basically-a-tall-hobbit (thanks for liking it so I could remember to tag you lol)

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If Shakespeare Characters Had Podcasts

Out of The River

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  Double Double Toil and Chuckle

The Wyrd Sisters of Scotland have seen a lot! From pranking the line of succession to making soup, we three wytches know how to laugh through life. Join us on this bi-weekly podcast where we roast the latest in Scotish society and the latest pheasant. Only on Apple Podcasts and sponsored by Tide Stain Remover.

  F*ck Your Feelings

Are you living with #antisocial personality disorder? Hi, I’m Iago, and I sure know what it’s like to hate feelings. Join me as I gaslight renowned therapists, doctors, and also hot chicks whose lives I’ve ruined. Streaming on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, and Your Subconscious. Sponsored by Handkerchiefs™.

  The Magix of Me

Queer superstar Puck wants to make you a merry wanderer of the night. Listen on Soundcloud as he talks everything #magicpositivity, furries, telling your boss to suck it, and how to make every situation clearly, and very definitively about you. Sponsored by Big-Ass Donkey Heads and Stephen Schwartz.

  Mother May I… Not See You Sleep with My Uncle?

So your Mom sucks? Join the club. Join me, Hamlet, and licensed therapist Yorick every Monday to discuss mothers, the unexpected men she sleeps with, and living with the totally normal thoughts of matricide. Brought to you by the Pulitzer Prize-winning team behind This American Life and sponsored by Better Help.

  Something Old, Something New, Something Borrowed, Something Stabby

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  Be Your Own Hero

Slut shaming hurts, especially when you’re underwritten. Join Hero and her radical feminist cousin Beatrice as they discuss shame, re-owning slut-dom, and the best way to fake your death so you can win your man back. Sponsored by Feminism!

  Loved to Death

Are you super self-less? Do you value the happiness of others above your own? Are you basically not a person? Come with me, Cordelia, as I discuss how you too can love so boundlessly it makes your Dad hate you. With some #meditation, #beautytips and #adviceontoxicsiblingrelationships you too can start again and love others more than you love yourself. Sponsored by fabfitfun.

  Et tu, Rome!

Rome is the greatest country in the world. Or is it? Join your host Brutus, former senior political advisor to the Caesar Administration, as he comments on the news. Stabbing IS a valid form of democracy! Streaming wherever you get your podcasts, and sponsored by Your High School Debate Team.

  Catfishing for Dummies

Do you have a crush on someone? Well landing them is as easy as putting on a pair of pants. Hi, I’m Viola, renowned catfish. Listen every Friday on Apple Podcasts as a guide you through how to use drag, evading questions, and #twinning to land the man or woman of your dreams. Sponsored by boobsforqueens.com.

  Having Friends for Dinner

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If Shakespeare Characters Had Podcasts was originally published on Weekly Humorist

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My top 10 best actors

This is just my silly opinion

There are a lot of amazing actors but picked only 10 and it was very hard

This list is not: "My top 10 most handsome actors and actresses" It's based on the best acting

There are only living actors

I didn't make a list of them, I just wrote them down, because I think there is not "the best"

I am not a native english speaker so I'm very sorry for all the mistakes

Elijah Wood (39)

Elijah Jordan Wood is an american film star and producent. He was born 28th January 1981. He is well known as Frodo Baggins from the Lord of the rings trilogy. But we are not here for that. He began his career when he was a young child in the films like Back to the future II, Flipper or The good son. His newest roles are in the films for example: Come to Daddy, I don't feel at home in this world anymore, The Greasy Strangler. His big role was also Frank Zito in Maniak. He is a brilliant actor because of his amazing expressions. He can act probably almost anything. From the innocent boys to a psychpath. I really love his acting.

Meryl Streep (70)

Mary Louise Streep is an american theatre and film actress. She was born 22nd June 1949. She began her career in a pretty young age and she has acted in a whole list of films. My favourites are for example: Sophie's Choice, Out of Africa, The Iron Lady, Into the woods, She-Devil. She is an amzaing actor and she can also sing very well. You could have seen her in a films like Mamma Mia! singing the whole musical brlliantly!

Jaeden Martell (17)

Jaeden Wesley Lieberher is a very young and talented teenager. He was born 4th January 2003. I am very convinced that he has an amazing potential. His most famous role is probably Bill Denbrough from It and It: Chapter 2 and yes, he is was amazing in these but I think there were even some other great expressions of his. Even though he's so young he has acted in a lot of cool films already for example: Knives Out, The Lodge, Low Tide, Midnight Special and one of my most favourites The book of Henry. He acted an ingenious child in his 11 years, his expressions were perfect and he also acted death absolutely phenomenally. He made me literally cry for 2 hours straight.

Helen Mirren (74)

Dame Helen Lydia Mirren is a british actress and director. She was born 26th July 1945. She has acted in many great films but the most famous one is a documentary film about the queen of the UK: The Queen. Here are some of my other favourite picks: The good liar, Caligula, Woman in Gold, Anna. She is also well known for her role as DCI Jane Tennison in a show named Prime Suspect. She may look like an old lady but she has a young spirit inside of her that makes every film she is in even more wonderful. I highly recommend The Queen.

Tom Hanks (63)

Thomas Jeffrey Hanks is an american film actron, director and producent. His most famous role is probably Forrest Gump which is an amazing one. He is an acting legend and one of the actors in the whole history of acting with the highest salaries. He also acted in wonderful films like Philadelphia, A beautiful day in the neighborhood, Apollo 13, Turner and Hooch (my favourite), Everytime we say goodbye and Cast away. His perceft expressions and movements are just legendary. Unfortunately he has been infected by the COVID-19. I only wish him to get well soon. I wish that to all people that are infected. Act wisely people so we can live all together in peace.

Uzo Aduba (39)

Uzoamaka Nwaneke Aduba is an american actress. She was born 10th February 1981. She way not be one of the most famous actors but she is phenomenal. Her most famous role was in a TV show Orange is the new black as Suzanne Warren who is diagnosed with schizophrenia and some other diagnosis which aren't mentioned in the show. She also acted in for example: Tallulah, Beats, Mrs. America, Miss Virginia.

Sean Connery (89)

Sir Thomas Sean Connery is a scotish actor and producent. He was born 25th August 1930. He is famous for his role James Bond. He was the absolute first actor who playied James Bond in the history. He is brilliant and awesome, his huge charisma makes him even cooler. He acted in for example: The Untouchables, Past, Never say never, Dr. No, Goldfinger, Thunderball, Diamonds are forever.

Millie Bobby Brown (16)

Millie Bobby Brown is a british actor, singer and model. She was born 19th February 2004. Even though I don't like her much like a person (I am sorry, don't blame me, it's just my silly opinion) I have to admit she is a fantastic actress. She is well known for her role in a TV show Stranger things as a mysterious girl Eleven. Her expressions and acting are unbelieavble for that young person. She's amazing! She acted also in for example: Intruders, Spheres, The year: 2016, Godzilla II: King of monsters.

Timothée Chalamet (24)

Timothée Chalamet is a french-american actor. He was born 27th December 1995. His career started a few short films like Spinners. I think he doesn't have a one the most famous role because he's fantastic in every film. He acted in for example: Call me by your name, Lady Bird, Beautidul boy, The king, Little women, Hot summer nights. He will also appear in an upcoming comedy-drama film The French Dispatch.

Jennifer Lawrence (29)

Jennifer Shrader Lawrence is an american actress. She was born 15th August 1990. Her most famous role is probably Katniss Everdeen from Hunger Games. She is one of the highest-paid actress and she is also one of the most influenting people in the world. Her acting is amazing. She also acted in other films for example: X-men: Dark Phoenix, Joy, Mother!, Red Sparrow, Passangers.

Honorable mentions: Morgan Freeman, Tom Holland, Johny Depp, Jack Nicholson, Kate Winslet, Cate Blanchett, Kathy Bates, Natalie Portman

[goodnighthunnny]

20 Questions Challenge

rip @thesongbirdyil tagged my demon ass lmao

Name: Esther (no easter jokes pls)

Nicknames: Est, Whore, 

Zodiac Sign: Tauras

Height: 5��5

Religious* Orientation: Wiccan, if you can call it religious

Ethnicity: Maori, English, Scotish, Samoan, Spanish

Favourite Fruit: Apples

Favourite Season: Winter

Favourite Book Series: Trixie Belden, Harry Potter, The Series Of Unfortunate Events, The Floods

Favourite Flower: Black Rose

Favourite Scent: Lavender or Sandle Wood

Favourite Colour: Black

Favourite Animal: Bat

Coffee, tea, or hot cocoa: tea either green or earl grey

Average sleep hours: can vary from 4-5 to 6-8

Cat or dog person: puppers

Favourite Fictional Characters: Vega Jane, Trixie Belden

Number of blankets you sleep with: One thin one and then a regular duvet blanket.

Dream Trip: London, Germany, America

Blog created: March - April 2016

Number of followers: 88

*I added the religious bit cause orientation but itself didnt seem fitting

I tag @thedepartedqueen cause ik her and im too scared to tag someone i dont know

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Alec Hardy's presbyopia is really worrying.

I LOVE HIM SO MUCH.

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Look at you. You're gourgeous.

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Another photograph from crowlified David Tennant <3