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[knightofleo]

Magdalena Bay | Image

[suntails]

GAME START

[drawsmaddy]

[ID: A digital illustration of Lieve'tel Toluse and Cerkonos from Critical Role. Cerkonos is holding Lieve'tel's left arm and she's resting her right hand on top of his. He's looking at her with a flustered expression and holding up a handful of berries. She's looking back at him with a smile. End description.]

Luckily for Cerkonos Lieve'tel LOVES pathetic men

[inkskinned]

he says i hate everyone except you and that is addictive and that is kind of romantic and beautiful because you're young and you're kind of a sarcastic asshole too and you don't like bad boys, per say, but you don't really like good ones either. and you like that you were the exception, it felt like winning.

except life is not a romance book, and he was kind of being honest. he doesn't learn to be nice to your friends. he only tolerates your family. you have to beg him to come with you to birthday parties, he complains the whole time. you want to go on a date but - people are often there, wherever you're going. he's just so angry. about everything, is the thing. in the romance book, doesn't he eventually soften? can't you teach him, through your own sense of whimsy and comfort?

at first - you know introverts often need smaller friend groups, and honestly, you're fine staying at home too. you like the small, tidy life you occupy. you're not going to punish him for his personality type.

except: he really does hate everyone but you. which means he doesn't get along with his therapist. which means he has no one to talk to except for you. which means you take care of him constantly, since he otherwise has no one. which means you sometimes have to apologize for him. which means he keeps you home from seeing your friends because he hates them. you're the single exception.

about a decade from this experience, you'll type into google: how to know if a relationship is codependent.

he wraps an arm around you. i hate everyone except you. these days, you're learning what he's actually confessing is i have very little practice being kind.

[machinegrl]

bini💘

[mananea]

a lot has happened the last few months and it won't slow down until september or so. if i die, heres some things left in my PC

[aka-indulgence]

@llamagoddessofficial HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME FALL IN LOVE WITH (ANOTHER) PURPLE DIFFICULT TO DRAW INHUMAN MAN WITH A SNATCHED WAIST

HE IS SO GORGEOUS, HANDSOME MAN OWAUAUAHEUAAHH I WANT HIM TO STEAL ME

(retaining psychic damage) AUAOEUAEAAUUUGHHHHHH

[fisheito]

is oli gonna be a maid bouncer. like. customers are gonna try to get handsy with the maidboys and dante's first reaction is to snap someone's wrist in twain rei becomes an unpredictable liability bc he could do SO many things. he could not care. he could escalate the inappropriate touching for personal gain. he could poison their drink (with higher chances of fatality than usual)

so oli needs to be the mediator of all making sure customers don't act out of line and that staff don't kill someone . all he has to do is wield a menu like his holy book and everyone will behave

[cupids-stimboards]

day 25; jasazel (jasmine tran x hazel wells)

🧸 🐱 ☕ / x 💌 x / ☕ 🐱 🧸

[annasinfatuation]

Felt cute

(If I'd my boobs showing this would get notes)

[yanderedrabbles]

What happens if yandere soldier finds out she’s pregnant? I love your writing so much!

Thank you! But I don't write on pregnancy. It severely icks me out.

[batsplat]

following on from this. not to always bring marc into everything (sorry marc) but if assen 2015 had happened against jorge, valentino would have very likely pulled something similar again imo. rather than what he actually did, which is approach marc almost immediately for a nice normal friendly handshake and backing off during the podium celebrations. should be noted that during laguna seca '08, valentino was very much committed to yapping at casey on the podium with the world's biggest smuggest grin on his face

partly that disparity is because jorge not marc was the direct title rival, partly it's because valentino was treating marc with kid gloves right until the second that he wasn't, which marc was seemingly entirely oblivious to. if anyone other than marc had said what he said in that presser, had then continued on with similar rhetoric during sachsenring, valentino would quite likely have gone nuclear. he's done it over less than that. his fondness for marc made him continue to exhibit uncharacteristic restraint... except that fondness unfortunately is what left valentino feeling so very betrayed when (to his eyes) marc could not leave well enough alone

[tsuchinokoroyale]

Unfamiliar showers

[cristinakid]

Dual hair colors

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

JAKE: I would make an excellent goon.

JAKE: Id be like on it boss and then id fuck it up instantly.

[tenwhiteandalusians]

so no one was going to tell me if i got literally one episode further tenax drops that he’s the one who saved scorpus from his mom’s pimp AND that he’s intimately familiar with scorpus’ dick when he was younger. guys. guys.