#hot college guys

[malegayse]

Collin Abbott

[bunkmatexxx]

Hey there tumblr

[jesuistrestriste]

sometimes i dream of this version of mike’s hair and i wake up with tears in my eyes .

[beeduoo]

i really like that one tiktok

[thesecretw0rld-blog]

Consider this your reminder to floss

[mblue-art]

You made Killer such a cute little sad boy omg I am screaming. Please hug him or something, or trap him under a content little kitty idk but he needs it.

I love your art, it's so soft, sweet, warm, and cozy. Like marshmallows in warm hot cocoa <3

awe, ur sweet anon, thank u i appreciate this very much <333

belated cuddles from a kibby and his crush!! for the birthday boy! (napping at the coziest corner at ccino's 😎)

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[undermine-the-instinct]

Ive seen Highschools AU's where Xie Lian is a soft uwu sort of person who wears cardigans over his sweaters and is so clueless but nice and nerdy---GUYS. Are we fr??

Xie Lian is definitely the type to be on all the sports teams and be captain while also sprinting down court during Halftime because he's also in band and he's got a solo dammit

[incorrect-green-lantern-quotes]

Spoilers for Absolute Green Lantern issue #1!!

you and me both buddy

So unlike the other books in the Absolute universe, we don't know for sure what was taken away from the Green Lanterns. Like, I've been joking that it's Jo's iconic sense of style (tho the Absolute version of her has been growing on me) but from the interviews and previews it really hasn't been as clear cut as Absolute Superman growing up on Krypton or Batman not being a billionaire.

Even after my initial reading of issue #1, I'm still not entirely sure. But I have a theory: Absolute Green Lantern is missing Hal Jordan's courage.

From the setting and conversation between Hal, John, and Jo, we know that they all live in the small town of Evergreen rather than Coast City. This version of Hal is not a test pilot, and his very first lines are about how terrified he is.

Now, these things on their own simply highlight how Absolute!Hal is very different from his main universe counterpart. But Absolute!John is an architect and Absolute!Jo used to be part of Evergreen's police department. Absolute!Guy, though not actually seen in this issue, is also a cop. All consistent with what their pre-GL careers were in the main universe. Absolute!Hal is the only outlier in this regard.

(If I had to make a prediction, it would be that we'd find out that this version of Hal either didn't lose his father or simply didn't follow in his footsteps- assuming the Absolute universe's Martin Jordan is similar to his main universe counterpart.)

But why Hal specifically?

For better or worse, Geoff Johns's Emotional Spectrum saga made Hal Jordan the linchpin of the Green Lantern mythos. For the past two decades, he has been the de facto Green Lantern of DC Comics, and it has been his ability to overcome great fear that has virtually defined the mantle for an entire generation of comic readers.

Now, I could be wrong about this. But I don't think I am, and that's because of one other thing: the Yellow Weakness.

It's a bit of a blink-and-you'll-miss-it, but there are at least four instances of it in the comic. When Hal vaporizes the state trooper, all that's left of the guy are his badges. When the biker speeding through Evergreen slams into the giant Green Lantern, he and his bike are obliterated, yet his golden ring is clearly shown lying unscathed on the ground. When the man in the diner confronts Hal and gets sucked into the black hand, his necklace is what remains. And when Hal accidentally destroys the diner, the bell on the door can be clearly seen still hanging until Jo comes in.

In the main universe, the yellow weakness is mostly a thing of the past. Virtually none of the Green Lanterns we see are as susceptible to it as they were pre-Emerald Twilight. But technically, it does still exist in the modern day, albeit only for rookies who "don't know what they're doing."

It's too early to say for sure whether the Absolute universe's version of the yellow weakness works the same way. But given that Absolute!Abin is responsible for the black hand and the giant lantern symbol, and both of those are very clearly shown to be unable to affect objects that are the color of fear, it lends credence to the idea that the missing factor for Absolute!GL is Hal's courage.

[cakeonthemind]

Throwback Thursday

March 20, 2019 - March 20, 2025

[horny-athletes]

He is an excellent basketball player and at the same time plays an important role in satisfying his teammates' sexual desires.

[wildfire072]

Damn it!

[wink-and-whisper]

Guys aren't alone in being attracted to younger fuckmeat. I'm almost (but not quite) embarrassed sometimes by my desire for a guy 10 years younger than me to wear me out and use me up. I often wonder if a couple of the baby faced boys who work for me can smell my excitement when I notice them checking me out.

[jackdanielss640]

do u like my bulge ??? 🙈

[reineydraws]

i just. wanted to draw them kissin'. so here's a modern au mistletoe thing. :') happy december!!! also i think shanks would look amazing in a cream-coloured cable-knit. 😌💞

[cakeonthemind]

Net WT 1 lb 0.2 oz (16.2 oz) 459g