#hot bitches stan gwyn

[ladydeatharcheron]

Some of y’all love to say the bonus chapter in acosf DiDn’T mEaN aNyThInG but if your ship is so threatened by said meaningless chapter, how come you feel the need to tear down the most unproblematic female character in acotar over it?

[thatrivernymph]

missed my modern acotar female characters? ;) here ya go

modern teen nesta archeron:

— greek mythology enthusiast periodt

— wants to study psychology at the university in the future, because she went through shit and now wants to help people

— reads smut while doing a math test (p.s: she doesn’t understand math)

— PLEASE her outfits are always so aesthetic and even though she doesn’t have a lot of friends and isn’t super popular, students still admire her when she enters school

— her hair is naturally curly, but sometimes she straightens it

— goes in for boxing once a week with her bffs: emerie and gwyn

— looks like a bitch, behaves herself like a bitch, but inside she’s very sensitive, caring and sweet. only friends and family know her real side

— her favourite movie is ‘ten things i hate about you’

— pretends to hate cassian, her loud and annoying (and hot) classmate. in reality she checks his instagram ten times a day

— is very good at english literature, history and biology, but doesn’t understand physics and math at all. nothing can help her

— wants to attend a greek university or go to nyc

— lana del rey stan

— her first kiss was emerie and nesta is very proud of this

— at highschool she changed a lot and started helping feyre with homework

— hates rhys with all her heart, but is still happy for her sister and approves their relationship

— has a booktok account on tik tok

[aelingalathyniusrailme]

like i’m not sure if this makes sense but i thought about it and made it so enjoy

each sjm character and their favorite sjm ship

rhys-most definitely a rowaelin and manorian shipper thinks dorian is really hot

feyre-elorcan, she loves elide and was rooting for lorcan redemption arc

cassian-quinlar, he was definitely upset that they didn’t have a sex scene and is waiting for the proper smut in cc2

nesta-gwynriel, her best friend and her mates best friend like she is on the edge of her seat waiting for this to happen she’s also the head of the gwynriel fandom

elain-choarene, secretly loves enemies to lovers but also loves how sweet this pairing is definitely a choal stan

azriel-nessian. no explanation needed

gwyn-feysand she thinks their story is just so unbelievably romantic. she most definitely hates tamlin with a burning passion

mor-choal and dorian and manon and elide thinks sjm was a pussy to not let these two happen. will defend them and die on this hill

amren-has a soft spot for rowaelin even though she would never admit it

lucien-dorian and fenrys. he’s highkey in love with both of them

aelin-diehard feysand and nessian. definitely cried at the end of acowar

rowan-gwynriel. he thinks gwyn is such a bad bitch and a queen

lysandra-thinks memorie is just the most adorable thing to ever exist

elide-dorian and aelin. she understands rowaelin but she could never get passed her doraelin phase.

yrene-nessian she secretly loves smut

nesryn-elucien. she doesn’t actually care who they end up with but she does vibe with them. she is really exited to see elain find herself and thinks she should leave the night court

manon-mor and emerie. this is how she projects her inner bisexuality

bryce-nessian. she loves the spice

hunt-feysand. he likes romance more then he’s willing to admit.

ruhn-elriel. i don’t have an explanation he just gives me that vibe

juniper-manon and elide

fury-varian and amren. the only heterosexual couple she fucks with. really enjoys the intensity of their relationship

danika-lysandra and aedion. she stans lysandra

[cardiganloser]

How I see the Shadowhunters Characters:

Jace - Angsty bitch, stop being emo and see a therapist about your Daddy Issues, you're also not better than everyone else.

Clary - Overall tolerable, sometimes too impulsive for me. Stop making out with your brother. Should probably also see a therapist about Daddy Issues.

Simon - I feel like he'd lightsaber duel me if I asked. Has a chill vibe and he's cute with Izzy. Also gave Julian a D & D figure in QoAaD as a weapon.

Izzy - Bad bitch queen who can step on me. I hope she never changes. She'd be really fun on a hen night.

Alec - Points for the bow and arrow. Has put Jace in his place as well, and he's an amazing Dad. Also "I'm not your bitch". A cool guy I like him.

Magnus - A king. Would let him control my wardrobe. 10/10 I worship the dirt he walks on. Also a good Dad.

Jocelyn - Idk if she had a personality beyond Clary's annoying Mom who was asleep for the first three books. She gets points for not liking Jace.

Luke - Seems chill, owned a bookshop. I guess he's okay.

Sebastian - Fucking die and never let me see your face again you alabama asshole bitch.

Aline - Lesbian Queen. Loves her wife and she has a cool vibe. The top energy is astounding.

Helen - Loves her family and her wife. A queen who put up with exile cause the clave are pussy bitches. She's cool too.

Emma - Sarcastic Queen with a badass sword. Can also step on me.

Julian - Book husband. Loves his family and can lie better than you. I feel like he could murder me at a moments notice.

Cristina - Sweetheart. Literally no flaws, absolute perfection.

Mark - Kinda wack but he was in faerie for years so it's cool. Usually funny and I do want to see him again.

Kieran - Had HAB (Herondale Angsty Bitch) syndrome for a bit but developed flawlessly. I hope he has good things in the future.

Diana - Queen. Probably pegging Gwyn and doing it flawlessly. We stan.

Zara - Pussy bitch. I feel like she'd hate- crime me. Her getting roasted was the most satisfying thing I've ever read.

Diego - Neutral. Did Cristina dirty but he was kinda forced into it ig?

Jaime - Chill af, would get stoned with me 100%. Points for being nice to Dru and Cristina.

Dru - Excited for her in TWP, badass, we stan her.

Ty - Definetly gay for Kit. He would read a book with me. Resourceful and loyal, he passes the vibe check.

Kit - Has his own bit of HAB syndrome but he's cool overall. Should've faced the fact he was in love with Ty instead of running away to another continent but ig TWP is addressing it.

Tessa - Stereotypical book mc but also cool, her brother did her dirty, I like her name.

Jem - Flawless, an icon, love him, he can hold my drink, literally has he ever been mean to anyone without being provoked ever. Another book husband.

Will - HAB sufferer but he's kinda hot ig, it's hard to tell with a book. I feel bad for him with the whole "you can't love ppl or they die" thing, but I prefer Jem. Still a fave tho.

Jessamine - Little hit of a bitch but I feel like she deserves better. Also I feel not wanting to do training it looks tiring and I'm lazy af.

Charlotte - Queen, step on me, pegs her husband, I can't wait for her to stomp on Gideon Lightwood's face

Henry - Kinda wack, same as Mark, but he's funny so it's fine. Tries his best so I'll give him a positive review.

Sophie - Literally just here to do her job. I relate to the being in love with Jem thing she has going on.

Update I spelled Jaime's name wrong so thanks to the person who lmk

[fandomtrxsh19]

So, when I read ACOSF, I made kind of play by play notes as a listened to it( I read the audiobook) so.........here’s the chaos

HEAVY SPOILERS FOR ACOSF!!

CASSIAN SAID FUCK

WHOA there’s a LOT of swearing in this

“It’s SEVEN in the morning gods damn it” -nesta archeron

OVERSIZED SHIRTS FOR THE WIN

Feyre and Rhys have 5 houses? Not surprised...

full, inviting breasts......BIG BOOBS OMG CASSIAN YOU HORNY SON OF A BITCH

7 siphons to keep his magic under control? Dayum

So, she rode this unnamed male like a fucking roller coaster?

Depression sex? Depression sex

“Her father was ashes in the wind” DAMN THATS EDGY

“A moment of release among the darkness inside her” NESTA BBY THIS ISNT HEATHY

“She avoided both of them” not surprised

OOOOH RHYS HATES HER TEA IS BEING SPILT

So, depression sex and depression alcohol? Yup

*checks chapter count* 80 CHAPTERS??!?! Oh shit this is gonna be a triiiip

OOOOOOOOO RHYS AND NESTA BEEF

Feyre trying to apologize to nesta........she’s trying

“You’re done, Nesta” The fuuuuuck.....

So, nesta’s moving and training with cassian...........Feyre, this isn’t a good idea omg

Feyre holy shit what the fuck are you doing, you TOTAL HELICOPTER SISTER?

“I never want to speak to you again!” damn

ELAIN TRAUMA!!! Yay???

MOR FOCUSED CHAPTER!!!?

she has brown eyes? Ok

FUCK SHES WEARING A BLUE DRESS FUCK

nesta knows about mor NESTA KNOWS ABOUT MOR!!!

“I am worthless and I am nothing. I hate what I am.” DAYUM I’ve been in that exact mindset numerous times. I can relate, Nesta

Briallen? Who the fuck is that?

Scars being trapped in magic? Good fuck that’s dark

“Ooh a dark skin character? Lit

OH SHIT SHE CANT FLY HER WINGS ARE CLIPPED

Is her name Emery?

“I am the monster your fear” BBY OMG GET THERAPY

Gwyn? Seems a bit aloof

“Two gentle conversations” GOOD JOB

Fairy lights omg lol

Nesta reading smutty books.....I’m imagining this omg

THE HOUSE IS ALIVE? Sweet

OMG ELAIN SHIT!!!! BBY

“All she wanted to do was touch him” OOOOOHHHHH NESSIAN

“All I need is a hot meal and a good book.” Mood

Nesta’s worried about Mor??? REEEEEEE

“Nesta needed Feyre more than she realized.“ OOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOO FAE BARGANS

They’re bound by magic on the body?? Ooh

IT’S TRAINING TIME BITCHES

“I don’t hate you too,Cassian” OMGGGGGG REEEEE

Nesta SMILED

THEY MENTIONED VALKYRIES!!!!!

“You might be my only friend.” HMMMMMMM

*hears how cassian was born * OMG HOLY SHIT CASSIAN

*hears cassians backstory* DAMN THESE CHARACTERS NEED THERAPY

OOP SLIGHT DEPRESSION SEX

OOP CLOTHING REMOVAL

“I’ve loved you since the first moment I held you in my arms.” HMMMMMMMM

I’m loving this Nessian sparring training.

ELAIN! SHES IN THE STORY KIND OF

Elain has small boobs........same

“I thought I would drop by to see how you were doing.” AWWWWWWWWW

Yayy.....awkward sister talks........

“She was the monster.” Nesta.............I can relate.

Nesta’s angry at Elain.............

Elain’s trying to reach out and Nesta’s denying it.

MY HEART

AGAIN...THE👏RA👏PY👏

“No more seeing her sisters without her permisson.” That’s smart.

Soooooooooo......Rhys is now a German Shepard.........?

OMG CASSIAN KILLED EVERYONE THAT HELPED KILL HIS MOM........good for him

“Use that training and make me.” OOOOOOOMGGGGGG

Rhys is overprotective of Feyre and shields her......daaaaaaaaaaaaamn

“What exactly happened in the cauldron?” FEYRE BAD IDEA BAD IDEA BAD IDEA

Again, Nesta, ✨THERAPY✨

Put a stop to what, D-does the IC know of the ✨depression smut?✨

“There was touching, but with her permission” WE 👏STAN 👏A KING👏

THAT ASKS👏FOR👏CON👏SENT👏

“Who do you think I am?” “A drunk fool who’s wasting my time?” OOOOOOOHHHHH SHOOTS FIRED!!!

Emery and Nesta to Emery’s cousin: GO HOME YOUR DRUNK ASSHOLE

*hears Nesta’s grand✨mama✨* me: grandmama, it’s me....ANASTASIA

Bruh...NESTA BIT CASS’S EAR

ugh the tool

“Baby making” hehe lol

“Nesta like gwyn”...............could she also be biiiiiiiii??????????!!!!!! YAY FIRST FRIEND IM PROUD OF YOUUUUU

NESTA SMILES AGAIN YAY!!

Alright, Meryl is BITCH

GWYN’S A QUARTER NYMPH?? Cool

“She’s failed everything.” BBY

HER POWERS? HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT SILVER FLAMES

ICY FIRE??? FUUUUUUUUUCK

Nesta must’ve been petrified being surrounded by fire

It’s a dream? THE FUCK

WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT SHE WAS DREAMING????

Cassian saw HER TRAUMA?????? FUUUUUUCK

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HER POWER IS DEAAAAATHH FUUUUUUCK

THE BABY HAS WIIIIINGS!!!!!!

Why is Rhys angry about the wing thing?

Ohhhhhhhhhh shiiiiiiiiiit the tool

*hearing the possibilities of half Illyrian baby* OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH FUUUUUCK OMG

“I loved it when you fucked my mouth cassian?” GAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH NEEESTAAAAA THIS ISNT HEALTHY

“What could go wrong?” DONT JINX IT

fairy monsters? OHOHOHOOOO

NONONONOOOOOO NOT AN ASH ARROW

BLACK EYES???? Fuck fuck are they in the cauldron?

OMG THE KELPIE IS DOING SHIT TO NESTA!!! Are they on the cauldron?

the MAAAAAAASK

ohOOOOOOOMGOMGOMGOMG SHE SUMMONED THE FUCKING DEAD REEEEEEEEEEE

Omg NESTAS POWERS ARE SO FUCKING COOL

She LITERALLY HAS AN UNDEAD ARMYYYYY

death HERself........badass

“Because you and cassian has been giving each other sultry looks all morning” SHE KNOWS

“For the first time in her life, she finally felt good in her own skin.” GROWTH

Omg Nesta created a swooooord!!!!! Cool

ITS INFUSED WITH MAGIC??? HELL YEAH

“I can’t lie to her!” SIIIIIIIMP

“I’d be careful when fucking her.” Oh amren

FUUUUUUCK FUCK BOOOOOOOOO TAMLIN

“You will not touch us.” YES TELL HIM

“I can’t believe Feyre ever loved tamlin.” ME TOO

“Elain saw everything Nesta did.” Daaaaaaaaamn

OOOOOOOO NESTAS PIIIIIIIISSED

OOOOOOOOOOO SECRETS FEYRE’S PIIIIIIISED

Nesta messed up and I think she realizes that

Rhys is pissed now and wants to kill Nesta....SHIIIIIIIT

Nesta: heads for a tavern me: NONONONONO GODS DAMN IT YOU’VE COME SO FAR

“I will fight for him. For us. Until I can’t anymore.” FEYRE IS GONNA BE A GREAT MOM

“Wishing to disappear into nothing.” I’ve been there.

“Cassian knew Nesta hated herself, but didn’t know how sometimes she wanted to unexist.” I RELATE TO THAT SHIT

“She had been born wrong.” AWWWWW BBY SHIIIIIT

“Was she worth being counted?” I CAN RELATE

*hearing Nesta blaming herself for her fathers death and for the horrible things she’s done, saying she can’t fix it* SHIT IM CRYING (I’m not joking)

“ I deserve nothing.” I CAN RELATE BITCH IM ACTUALLY CRYING

*hears Cassian calmly reassuring and comforting her* AWWWWW I NEED THIS QUOTE

CASSIAN CARES SO MUCH FOR HER I LOVE THIS

(I really needed that cassian talk. I literally wrote most of the quote down just in case. Thank you SJM)

EMERY CAN SENSE THE SEX HOLY SHIT

“After he’d fucked her with her fingers...” O NONONONOOO

*skips to chapter 52*

Lanthis??? Who the fuck is that?

“Gwyn and Emery are my friends” SHES GROWN SO MUCH!!!

26 dimensions? OH THIS IS SOME DOCTOR STRANGE SHIT

IT CANT BE KILLED

cassian and Nesta really went *yeet* .......... I’m sorry

THE SWORDS NAME IS ADORAXIA!!!!!!!!!!!sounds like a dnd character IDEAS

OHOHOHOOOOO BLACK THRONE AND A CROWN DEATH QUEEN NESTA WITH HER HAIR DOOOOOOWN

Rhys vs Cassian standoff *western duel music starts*

NESTA APOLOGIZED FOR EARLIER IM SO PROUD

Did Elain have a vision? DID SHE???

“I want you to seduce him.” NESTA THE HIDDEN BARD ROLL FOR PERSUASION

Mor teaching Nesta the waltz? NESTA AND MOR CAN NOT HATE EACH OTHER

Are they back at their childhood home? Because oooooooooooof ✨ childhood trauma✨

MOR AND NESTA HAVING A CONVERSATION YAY!!!!! (This’ll make rping them so maybe easier)

“We’re in a book!” Holy shit they know. HIDE THE FANFICTION

The relationship between Nesta, Emery, and Gwyn is so wholesome

“Oh FUCK you” .... NESTA

“I was just checking on dessert” MOOD

MOR AND NESTA ARE HAVING A FRIENDLY CONVERSATION

I sense tension between amren and Nesta

ERIS WANTS NESTA????

“I’m not with you.” Lier

A SNOWBALL FIGHT WITH THE BATBOIS??? Holy shit they do have one(1) brain cell

A sleepover with Emery, Nesta, and Gwyn? SIGN ME UP

“Do it for the miniature Pegasus!” INSIDE JOKES

OOOOHHH i see the gwynriel ship

Wait....HER POWERS MADE THE HOUSE BE ALIVE??? Sweet

Alright 2 months til FEYSAND baby

The mating bond between cassian and Nesta?????.............

“Say it, SAY IT” GODS DAMN IT NESTA SAY THE FUCKING THING

So, Nesta’s afraid she’s gonna loose her humanity?

EMERIE NESTA AND GWYN ARE IN THE BLOODRITE? Fuuuuuuuuuck

OH NO EMERIE!!!!!!

“High Fae bitch” PUT THAT ON A SHIRT

OMG OMG OMG HELL YES VALKRIES

oh Cassian you restless bastard you

*hears Emerie’s backstory and their heart to heart* AWWWWWW I LOVE THEM

“The morrigan.” The fuck Eris?

“She’d hit the archway of stone” OOOOOOOOOOF

“For being my friends when I didn’t deserve it.” AWWWWWWWWWW

What about Feyre’s pregnancy???? Hewwo?

“Lord of bastards” heh true that’s cassian alright

Wait, OTHER set of wings

CASSIAN!!!!!!!!!!

“Now, I’m going to slit your little throat.” FUUUUUUUUCK NONONONOOOOO THIS ISNT CASS FUUUUCK

What’s the trove?

NONONONONOOOO WHYD HE GET STABBED SHIT HE GOT STABBED

Nesta’s pissed.....MAGIC TIME

wait wait wait wait wait HES NOT STABBED HELL YEAH!!!!

“You are my mate, Cassian.” ITS ABOUT FUCKING TIME

Nessian: kissing when the world is in ruin

“She started bleeding hours ago. “ BABY TIME???

*hears the blood and feyre’s appearance*!FUUUUUUUUUCK

So, no C section? OOOOOOH SHIT THEYRE DOING IT

IM SCARED IM SCARED IM SCARED

“Silent babe?” Shiiiiiiiiiiiiit

Nesta Nesta Nesta What the fuck are you doing???????? FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

SHE HAS ALL 3! ONONONOOOOOFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOOOOOSHE PLUCKED IT FUCK

SHE STOPPED TIME?????????

WHOS the female voice?

“ I love you, Feyre” SHE DID IT IM SO PROUD!!!!!

What is she doing what is she doing what is she doiiiiingggg?

GIVE WHAT BACK?????

WHAAAAAT? A BARGAIN WITH THE FUCKING CAULDRON???

feyres alive? FEYRE’S ALIVE!!!!!!!

NESTA THE MVP!!!!

*the sister hug* AWWWWWWWWWWW

AWWWWWW I LOVE THE NAME NYX!!!!

How much did the Cauldron take from Nesta, tho?

FEYSAND IS BEST PARENTS

Alright, I want to see LOADS OF WHOLESOME FANFICS AND FANART ABOUT DOMESTIC IC AND ELAIN AND NESTA GOT IT?

[azrielsfavoriteshadow]

Gwyn haters better know how to fight

Some of y’all love to say the bonus chapter in acosf DiDn’T mEaN aNyThInG but if your ship is so threatened by said meaningless chapter, how come you feel the need to tear down the most unproblematic female character in acotar over it?