#horoscope meme

[chiaralbart]

the signs as my witchy illustrations 🦋

[thestarsarealigning]

The signs when they are sharing French fries with a foodie sibling and they leave the room for a moment and then when they come back ALL the fries are gone

lmao alright lets do it

The signs when their fries were stolen by a sibling

Aries: *orders three more packs that they will not share one single piece of out of principle*

Taurus: "Did you know that a single fry has over 300 calories? Good luck loosing that again. What? I'm just being informative!"

Gemini: *makes fun of their sibling and steals their toy*

Cancer: doesn't realize there were fries before, forgot all about them during their daydream break

Leo: "How. Dare. You." (starts fight in the middle of the restaurant)

Virgo: "yeah whatever let's go get icecream next you punk"

Libra: *sighs very deeply* "...i guess you needed these more than me"

Scorpio: (offish) "cool cool cool. You'll pay for a new pack for me, or i'll tell mom you snuck out last week. No i'm serious."

Sagittarius: *stands up and leaves and doesn't stop until the sibling runs after them with sincere apologies*

Capricorn: (a single tear rolls down their cheek) "I literally worked for these. What did you do? Did you ever work? I don't care that you're nine, Charlie, doing nothing won't get you ahead in life"

Aquarius: "These fries were honestly the only good thing about today. How could you do this to me"

Pisces: (lovingly) "Are you finally full now?"

[throatgina-sausage]

Taurus: You could dedicate all your life to philanthropy. You could be a literal saint in the flesh and someone somewhere would still find an issue with you. You can't please everyone.

Libra: yOu cAn'T pLeAse eVeRyOnE Yes I can. I just need to try harder.

[harmoonix]

Sagittarius/Gemini/Aquarius/Capricorn/Aries/Scorpio Risings/Mercury/Moon trying to communicate their feelings;

[etherealyoni]

when you meet someone and y’all are already discussing horror films, astrology, energy, aliens, and ancient civilizations

[multidimensionalguidance]

saturn women and their baby girl (lunar or venusian man)

[horoscope1726]

How do Saturn and Venus affect each house in astrology?

Saturn and Venus are two very different planets in astrology, each with its own set of qualities and influences. Their effects on each house in a birth chart can vary depending on the specific placements, aspects, and individual dynamics of the chart. Here's a general overview of how Saturn and Venus might influence each house:

First House (Ascendant):Saturn: Can bring a sense of seriousness, responsibility, and self-discipline to the personality. Individuals may appear reserved, cautious, or mature beyond their years .Venus: Enhances charm, attractiveness, and a love of beauty. Individuals may be diplomatic, socially graceful, and have a strong sense of aesthetics.

Second House: Saturn: Emphasizes financial stability, discipline in money matters, and a cautious approach to earning and saving. Can indicate delays or challenges in financial matters. Venus: Enhances material comfort, enjoyment of luxury, and artistic talents related to wealth accumulation. Can indicate a love of beautiful possessions and a talent for making money through artistic pursuits or diplomacy.

Third House: Saturn: Brings a serious and methodical approach to communication, learning, and intellectual pursuits. Can indicate challenges or delays in early education or relationships with siblings. Venus: Enhances social communication, charm, and artistic expression in writing or speech. Can indicate harmonious relationships with siblings and a love of learning through artistic or cultural activities.

Fourth House (IC):Saturn: Emphasizes a need for security, stability, and tradition in the home and family life. Can indicate responsibilities or challenges related to parental authority or the family legacy. Venus: Enhances domestic harmony, love of beauty in the home environment, and a strong emotional connection to family. Can indicate artistic talents or a love of cooking and entertaining at home.

Fifth House: Saturn: Brings a serious and disciplined approach to creativity, romance, and self-expression. Can indicate delays or challenges in matters related to children, hobbies, or romantic relationships. Venus: Enhances creativity, romantic charm, and a love of pleasure and leisure activities. Can indicate a talent for the arts, a love of romance and dating, and a desire for enjoyment and fun.

Sixth House: Saturn: Emphasizes discipline, hard work, and responsibility in matters of health, routine, and service to others. Can indicate challenges or delays in health matters or difficulties in the workplace. Venus: Enhances cooperation, harmony, and aesthetic appreciation in daily work routines and relationships with colleagues. Can indicate a love of service to others, artistic talents in healing or therapy, and a desire for balance and beauty in the workplace.

Seventh House (Descendant):Saturn: Brings a sense of seriousness, commitment, and responsibility to relationships and partnerships. Can indicate delays or challenges in forming partnerships or difficulties in marriage. Venus: Enhances harmony, cooperation, and a love of beauty in relationships. Can indicate a desire for romance, partnership, and artistic collaboration, as well as a strong appreciation for beauty and aesthetics in others.

Eighth House: Saturn: Emphasizes a need for control, discipline, and security in matters of joint resources, intimacy, and transformation. Can indicate challenges or delays in matters related to inheritance, taxes, or shared assets. Venus: Enhances sensuality, intimacy, and a love of luxury in matters of shared resources and transformation. Can indicate a desire for deep emotional connections, financial partnerships, and a love of luxury and sensual pleasures.

Ninth House: Saturn: Brings a serious and disciplined approach to higher education, philosophy, and spiritual pursuits. Can indicate challenges or delays in long-distance travel, higher learning, or philosophical beliefs. Venus: Enhances cultural appreciation, artistic expression, and a love of beauty in matters of travel, higher education, and philosophical exploration. Can indicate a love of foreign cultures, a talent for languages or the arts, and a desire for beauty and harmony in one's belief system.

Tenth House (Midheaven):Saturn: Emphasizes ambition, responsibility, and a serious attitude toward career and public reputation. Can indicate challenges or delays in career advancement or difficulties with authority figures. Venus: Enhances charm, social grace, and artistic talents in matters of career and public image. Can indicate success in artistic or creative professions, a love of beauty and luxury, and a desire for public recognition and admiration.

Eleventh House: Saturn: Brings a sense of responsibility, discipline, and structure to friendships, group activities, and long-term goals. Can indicate challenges or delays in achieving social or humanitarian objectives. Venus: Enhances social charm, cooperation, and a love of beauty in friendships and group activities. Can indicate harmonious relationships with friends and social groups, a talent for networking or diplomacy, and a desire for shared aesthetic experiences.

Twelfth House: Saturn: Emphasizes solitude, introspection, and discipline in matters of spirituality, hidden strengths, and subconscious patterns. Can indicate challenges or delays in spiritual growth or difficulties with hidden enemies. Venus: Enhances compassion, sensitivity, and a love of beauty in matters of spirituality and hidden strengths. Can indicate a desire for spiritual connection, a love of beauty in seclusion or meditation, and a talent for expressing beauty through charitable or humanitarian activities.

These interpretations provide a general overview of how Saturn and Venus can affect each house in astrology. However, it is necessary to consider the entire birth chart and the individual's specific circumstances to understand how these planetary positions manifest in their life. The aspects, planetary dignities and overall configuration of the chart will also play an important role in shaping the experiences and personality traits of the individual. For more information you can take help of Kundli Chakra Professional 2022 software. which can give you a good information

[scorp-simran]

Venus in Signs as movies

[heyitsmeyourfavoritechick]

* ˚ ✦Capricorn observation* ˚ ✦

• Like any earth sign they like a timeless look or something fitting to their environment (messy environment messy look, clean environment clean look, picking up what I’m putting down?)

It also kind applies to when they’re looking for love interests.

• Very “old school” probably has a collection of some kind, maybe along the lines of retro memorabilia or collections of antiques (that they only think looks good) or they’re place looks bare because they could never spend money on “that pointless crap”

(I’ve almost met a lot of Capricorn placements who collects comic books.)

• They could never spend large amounts of money unless it’s apart of their “whole master plan” aka they will do anything to get ahead in their job or career even if it means hurting your feelings or taking your position!

That’s earths sign kinda of competitiveness.

• I personally feel like thrifting was invented by a Capricorn or the Russian mail order bride service, both ends mean business for one common thing, not love…. But money.

In some cases it means love.

• Capricorn in love is like a strong tree trunk if you appreciate it enough and have enough patience.

Can you stay all 4 seasons?

• Can you handle a Capricorn’s depression or seasonal depression because they rather get the bag than celebrate holidays including if they live far away from family.

•Free time for Capricorn means learning/ planning how to get more money when they DO have free time (which is never, they’re always busy) or tinkering around trying to make something (crafty) or fixing something that needed to be fixed 6 months ago.

They procrastinate a bit here and there.

• Just like a cancer they like they’re space and personal space but not carrying they’re home on they’re back like cancer, that’s what they lack and leads them to depression, dating a cancer can help them gain that nostalgia back for them but won’t solve there depression! (Don’t use water signs as emotional body bags.

• They do love the used, daddy issues, mommy issues people, because earlier on their life or childhood they had to grow up fast and never really shown love or proper love towards them. So they do the same.

Whata cycle Capricorn!

• They mentally think like a teenager but have a body like a 80 year old. Having back pains in highschool? And problems with they’re knees?

• Do you have crooked teeth? Deep voice? Sometimes raspy? Small face features but a long nasal cavity? Did you ever have those gold/silver caps in your teeth while growing up?

• The males are into older women, and women are into younger guys.

• Shy when it comes to love but very confident when it comes to money.

• Once when you have everything why do you feel like you gotta keep searching?

•How does it feel to chase something you don’t even know what your chasing?

[throatgina-sausage]

A little comic I made, I hope to make more

[highlyspecificsigns]

the signs as places sims can woohoo

source

ARIES: Dumpster TAURUS: Resort building GEMINI: Time machine CANCER: Hot air balloon LEO: Photo booth VIRGO: Shower LIBRA: Vibromatic Heart Bed SCORPIO: Sarcophagus SAGITTARIUS: Party bush CAPRICORN: Money vault AQUARIUS: Anywhere, as bats PISCES: Underwater cave

[8thhousepriestess]

[ PT. 1 ] — A SERIES

🪐 PLANETS IN ASTROLOGY

[shopwitchvamp]

July's tarot horoscope reading is here, in haiku form!

This month I'm finally living out my long-standing dream of becoming a beatnik 🖤

[harmoonix]

"I'm a very calm person"

Aries/Cancer/Scoprio/Taurus/Pisces/Leo Placements behind closed doors:

[etherealyoni]

when they hate & call you stupid for being delusional about life but the manifestations say otherwise

[n-u-b-e-s-n-e-g-r-a-s]