#hormonal idiots

[grossillygirl]

im sad. extremely sad actually yeah. very sad indeedy.

[impossibleprincess35]

The Echo and the Stain | ch 31

[Excerpt:]

Fuming, she shoved him with her hands pressing firmly upon his chest, launching him back as she exclaimed, “Get off of me!”

The padawan stumbled backwards, swiftly regaining his footing to prevent falling to the ground. He puffed out his chest trying to catch his breath and thanked the Force that her sudden move had eliminated his arousal completely, leaving him feeling insecure but less so than he had been moments earlier.

His eyes that had been wide and embarrassed were now glaring at her as he hissed, “What is your problem lately?”

She attempted to lunge forward but remembered she was unsteady in shoes that were too small for her long, thin feet, and she flinched, holding herself as still as she could manage. “My problem? My problem? How are you capable of going through life when you are oblivious to what is happening around us?”

Obi-Wan’s fists curled shut and then opened again as he tried to center himself. He would not give her the satisfaction of scolding him again. He managed to keep his voice steady as he growled, “Do not talk to me like I am beneath you.”

Crossing her arms over her chest, Satine’s eyebrow perked up. The heat that she had felt from his lips against her skin sparked a flame within her that burned low in her belly, fueling the fire that flew from her mouth as she shot back, “You are not my equal. You are my protector. I shall talk to you anyway that I like.”

Rage threatened to consume him, and Obi-Wan bit down on his lower lip as he reached out into the Force until the urge to reply with cruel words passed; and when it did, he was struck by the depth of her feelings.

Standing across from him, the Duchess of Kalevala moved like a lithe Corellian sand panther, shifting her weight from side to side. Her eyes were fixated on him, studying him as if he were her prey, and then she licked at her lips.

Those beautiful, impossibly soft lips of hers.

And Obi-Wan’s mouth went dry and he held his breath as the Force could no longer keep her emotions at bay. The humming of her Force signature surrounded him, surprising him with both anger and desire, a craving so undeniable that it could not be mistaken for anything else. The closeness they had shared and the faux pas of his body against her own had not been a problem; it was the lack of initiation on his end that had been offensive.

His breaths grew heavy as realization and confidence made his pulse quicken and he pleaded with one word: “Cyar’ika.” The term of endearment felt natural as he uttered it, looking in her eyes, longing to be the young man who could rise to every occasion and fulfill every possible want she could ever have.

“Cyare,” she breathed.

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Chapter 31 is up.

(I am still actively writing and all. Life is just insane right now. That whole "one chapter a week" business? *laughs insanely to herself, rocking in a corner*)

[dontruinmymorning]

ATTOYE HC

Okoye and Attuma had an intense one night stand that they agreed to never acknowledge again. Until Okoye falls pregnant.

This fic would be AU in that they meet without the war but they’re not exactly close.

Attuma comes top side from time to time with Namor when he had meetings, but it wasn’t consistent.

At a celebration Okoye and Attuma get drunk and do the do.

Okoye finds out she’s pregnant but decides to keep it to herself. She has no idea how it will affect her child’s DNA, but she didn’t want to broadcast it to anyone. Only Shuri was aware of the child’s true paternity just so she can run tests and provide some answers.

Attuma has not really been top side in the last few months so Okoye figured it will be simple to keep it from him. It was a one time thing and he didn’t ask to be tied down to a surface dweller despite them being allies.

But all that goes to shit when she bumps into Namora one day and Namora looks at her curiously. She began sniffing the air around Okoye until she seemed to figured out what it is she smelled. Her eyes widened as Okoye looked at her apprehensively.

“You’re pregnant?” Namora asks with force.

For the first time in a while Okoye is speechless and just gapes like a fish.

That seems to be enough confirmation for Namora because she moves on and says, “Attuma is the sire.” And only Okoye’s extensive training stops her from fainting on the spot.

Okoye never accounted for the Talokan enhanced abilities…

Can you imagine ????? LOL

[pawsitivevibe]

Bree has a stronghold to protect her against boy crimes.

[captaindwaekki]

They are talking about Changbins weight on Twitter again.

Who’s ready to throw hands with me cause I’m about to go the FUCK off.

[alexkablob]

Other favorite bits from the Dorley reread: Lorna's Paranormal Investigator Arc™

[husberttee]

I'm cat-sitting again and had the bad luck to run into these people's neighbour while trying to get the cat back inside the house and he just casually mentions Oh She Hates Me HaHa I Decided To Chase Her Around To Give Her A Taste Of Her Own Medicine After She Chased A Mouse Once :) and I didn't get her inside for another three hours just because this absolute troglodyte thinks he can teach a fucking cat. with hunting instinct. 'a lesson in morals.' like bitch are you fucking stupid or just casually evil ?

[beastsovrevelation]

Not only does it happen AGAIN (a post I had randomly remembered shows up on my feed), it's a post of utter clownery.

[sinners-go-to-drink-the-wine]

I'm feeling an intense urge to remind everyone you are loved. if you see this you are so loved, and anyone who's ever tried to convince you otherwise has yet to realize all the love there is in the world.

[nightowlmila]

Spoiler warning for Hogwarts Legacy's Sebastian Sallow & Natsai Onai quest lines!

So, I haven't seen anyone talking about the two crucio moments yet - I've decided to just do it myself. (English is not my first language.)

I've always felt like Sebastian was pretty much smitten with the MC from the moment they bested him in that duell in DADA on the first day. (As was the MC with him. Really, you can't tell me otherwise xD)

Which made it very weird for me that he so easily was able to use the cruciatus curse on the MC.

But, after witnessing crucio being cast on Natsai, it makes a whole of a lot more sense.

You see, when Natsai was hit with the curse by Harlow, she broke down spasming, apparently even loosing consciousness, ending up in the hospital wing in a wheelchair. She said it was mainly because her mother insisted, but when you compare that to how the MC was effected by the curse - she seems to be a whole of a lot more damaged by it.

Because MC, while obviously being hurt by it - considering the life bar dropped into the red area - took just one healing potion and was walking and talking like nothing happend. No spasms, no loosing consciousness. They just dropped to their knees in pain. Which means that Sebastian using that curse was not half as bad as Harlow using it.

It reminded me of when Harry used it on Bellatrix in Order of the Pheonix. While she too broke down from the pain, she was basically unharmed by it - because Harry, while furious because of Sirius's death, didn't mean it in a way that would cause unspeakable pain.

I see the same for Sebastian. He didn't want to hurt the MC in that way. That boy has by all means a lot of unresolved issues. Anger issues even. And he definitely is drawn to the dark arts. But he is also a loyal, reliable friend who cares deeply (maybe even a bit too much, considering how far he is willing to go for his sister) about those he loves.

My point being - Sebastian may have used the cruciatus curse on the MC to escape Slytherin's maze - but it was a really weak one compared to an actual dark wizard using it on someone they hate.

Therefore I don't see Sebastian actually wanting to hurt the MC but merely channeling his anger and frustration into the curse to escape a death trap.

He definitely meant to kill that goblin and his uncle, tho. Like I said. Lots of unresolved (anger) issues. Get him lots of hugs and a therapist, please. Why couldn't my MC give him more hugs and therapy sessions? I want more meaningful decisions in that game XD

(No, seriously. The way it most of the time doesn't even matter what you say because the characters answers will not differ is just plainly frustrating at times. No, douchbag Solomon, I did not defend Sebastian, I said he went the hell too far, you moron XD)

[consequenceofcuriosity]

Felt like doodling one of my favourite Messenger Bug specimens. This one has iridescent wings! Shes very pretty, and rather intelligent too :)

[gentlethorns]

scared and worried and anxious and nervous and fearful etc etc

[kiwinatorwaffles]

i transbeam my faves regularly but sometimes i just gotta headcanon characters as cis when there’s potential for it to be funny as fuck

[moonchild-in-blue]

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[bitchapalooza]

The little voice in my head is telling me to see a doctor and regulate these pms symptoms and tell them how erratic my hormones levels drop and rise before my cycle starts and how that effects my day to day especially at work, but the bigger voice in my head is telling me I’m a disgusting faker with a disgusting body and I’ll never be a real man, if I’m put on birth control or whatever else I’ll only look more like a woman and I’ll be trapped as a woman, a miserable woman who only dreams of a dirt nap and a new life where I’m reborn as a man. Can something just hit the earth already and eradicate us all already?

[projectjasper]

my thing is i will always be far more annoyed by people who make a point i actively agree with in an extremely patronising and condescending way than people i just disagree with. if you say something that sounds like it was transported directly from my brain, but dress it up in the most fucking self-aggrandasing "look how smart i am, you are all so anti-intellectual for thinking differently" way, i WILL hate you SO much and i will even consider whether the opinion is correct just because you're such an unbearable piece of shit.