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tojiscrack · 3 months ago
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HIIII LOVELY I HOPE UR DOING OKAY 🫶🫶🫶
HEYYY, I’M DOING WELL (i’m dying) ❤️❤️❤️
how are YOU tho?? i haven’t been on tumblr for a good week ‘cause of exams, revision, classes, etc. before i knew it, october’s here and my birthday’s like 2 days away now 😟
and that meant not reading anything anyone’s sent to me so now i’m in a hurry trying to respond to everyone 💀
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tiredmoo-temporary · 5 years ago
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Doom Guy's Meathole
With another day came another neverending wave of hellspawn. This wasn't his normal diet though, he hadn't seen one familiar ugly son of a bitch since he woke up in this place. God damn gamers had a knack for getting him to run on anything and in any game. Never seemed to end up in Barbie's Adventure or Animal Crossing, god damn it. Was always some shooter or game with beasties aplenty. Whatever this place was, all the mist was starting to piss him off. Nothing was worse than a demonic son of a bitch too scared to show their ugly mug.
Snapping about the tenth twisted abomination of a pooch he'd encountered over his knee, he found himself in front of some kind of hospital. Might be a prime spot for a modder to place in some super armor or health packs. That or the motherfucker only intended it as a trap. Didn't matter either way. Whatever game this was, it seemed it hadn't been designed to handle a man of his caliber, or that of his gun's.
Wasn't long after walking in that he found himself face to face with some jacked, four sided triangle for a head, bath towel dick covering, bastard with one big mean looking sword. Probably a big problem if you weren't packing some serious heat. A couple pumps from the shotgun had the thing's chest cavity looking like a puzzle abandoned by a grandma. The creature fell hard and fast, practically splitting in two as it did. Hiding behind it's huge frame, Doom Guy made out a few more figures in rhe dim lighting, making their way towards him. Didn't look like much, pistol should be enough to take them down. Just had to wait till they got in the light so he could see where to line up his shot.
Never had any of the nurses seen Red Pyramid go down so quickly. It hardly mattered to the majority of them. The only thing on their minds was punishment, a lust to attack whatever human presence had invaded their territory. As the group quickly advanced on the new enemy, one faltered. The display of utter dominance over one of the strongest residents of this world had her feeling... odd. A grime covered hand reached down, going under her mini skirt.  Her pussy felt slick and sloppy. That was confusing. While sexual arousal was certainly a part of their existence due to the nature of their manifestation into this world, this felf different. Like something independently hers, an honest reaction all her own. She needed this human. Her sisters wouldn't keep her from him.
As Doom Guy steadied his handgun, his eyes widened as a vicious gurgling noise came from the darkness. He heard the distinct dull thunk of a blunt object repeatedly colliding with flesh, followed by a few mishapen figures falling into the light, bloodied. Maybe there was some npc out there, coming to his aid. Not that he needed the help, but he wasn't one to blow apart a friendly face. He waited for the being to step out of the darkness, and when they did his brow raised. The figure was like the one's felled, but admittedly quite a bit more curvaceous. Some kind of freaky nurse. As she hobbled quickly towards him, he raised his handgun, causing her to stop in her tracks.
"Hold it there lady. I'm not stupid enough to let you get close after that display. If you like having hands, toss away those pipes."
The nurse complied, dropping her weapons with a gurgle. Surprising. All the enemies he'd ran into here had nothing but bashing and thrashing on the mind.
"You took out your buddies out right quick there. What's got you looking out for the guy in green?"
The blood and grime covered nurse gurgled once again and folded her hands in front of her skirt, swaying back and forth, almost nervously. For hell spawn she was acting mighty cute. Like some kind of school girl being scolded.
"I'm not gonna blast you yet, but I don't speak demon. You got any other way to communicate why I should trust a turncoat?"
The nurse stood completely still for a moment, as if processing just how to best convey herself to the man before her. She then turned, bent herself over and hiked up her miniskirt with a lust filled gurgle. Doom Guy's mouth fell agape for a moment as he watched her shake her fat ass back and forth. Hadn't expected that. The freaky nurse was dripping onto the floor with excitement and he still had his gun trained on her. What a cute little slut. He made his way over to her and pressed his handgun to the back of her head.
"Stay still. I ain't keen on falling for some trick that gets me a surgical knife in the dick." With a compliant gurgle given in reaponse, Doom Guy's free hand went to the woman's pussy. He rubbes his palm against it, and damn was she ever wet. Kinky bitch must have gotten turned on from what he'd done to her simple shape for a head having daddy. He plunged his three middle fingers inside causing her to gasp. He probed in and out, listening as she gravely began to moan for him.
"You've got a real need huh? Well can't say I'm not feeling it too. Where I come from, cthe term cheek slapping is more reserved for pounding demon ass than a woman's. Ain't often I run into a girl so primed and ready as you are?" He pulled the handgun away from the back of her head. "Stand up for me. Wanna take in the view of my new cum latrine."
The nurse quickly righted herself, clearly overeager to serve. Doom Guy cracked a grin. Man alive was she a cutie. He raised his hand and unbuttoned her tight top slowly, enjoying the anxious rise and fall of her chest as he did so. The last button undone he pulled her shirt open and was pleasantly surprised by how much tit meat she was packing. Beautifal fat breasts with a nice natural sag. She had some pretty purple areolas too, which he gave a tweak to, which had her shivering and gurgling like crazy. He quickly disengaged his armors locks and pulled down the front of his pants, pulling her against him. He hiked up her left leg and watched as she squirmed at the unmistakable sensation of his man hood resting against her sex.
"You feel that?" He asked, recieving a quick nod in response. "You want that?" The nurse gurgled ecstatically. "You need that?!" She gripped his waist hard, only to be pushed down onto her knees hard. She glanced up at the human who now loomed over her. He placed a hand on her head and grinned. "Then you better show me how much you do, grunt. Use those fat lips of yours and earn your first taste."
The nurse's gaze fell back down to his crotch. Oh god, the sight of it. So massive. The  girth and length was everything she could have hoped for, and his balls were so fat. Her long tongue snaked out of her mouth, wriggling into his foreskin. Oh god. The texture and taste of what awaited inside had her heart beating like a drum. She raised a hand and peeled back his foreskin, exposing a thick layer of smegma that made her eyes go wide. The mark of a real man on the move constantly due to the heat of battle... Every lick of his dick cheese had her senses reeling. She'd be honored to clean him like this whenever he needed. Swallowing the first bit, she began to pump his cock gently with her hand. The nurse went back in, lifting his penis to lick his undercarriage clean. He could feel her tongue caressing his tip, and even felt a few careful scrapes of her teeth as she removed his smegma thoroughly and completely. He'd reward her by growing all the more erect and pressing against her cherk. By many's standards he was sure she was hideous, but he had to admit he found her damn sexy. The mishapen and lumpy covered face added a certain flair. Feeling her finish up with her meal he bucked against the plushness of her lips , and was met with a few tender kisses before she took him into her mouth. God damn. For all the sfm animations he'd been put in over the years, this monster's mouth took grand prize. He quickly pushed his full length down her throat, listening as she gagged and sputtered. The nurse hugged his legs before beginning to bob her head back and forth on his length. The occasinal brush against her back teeth had his head reeling as her wet mouth and keen to explore tongue enveloped his penis in a drool and spit bathed heaven.
After a few minutes of that kind of treatment he felt himself close to busting. He quickly pulled out of her dream like hole and slapped his dick against her face letting it rest there. "You ready for desert?" The nurse rubbed her face against his slick cock and gurgled lovingly. He chuckled and pulled off her face, letting her once again take him into her wet mouth. His cock pulsed as more of his huge dick slid across her slip and slide of a tongue down her throat. As his balls crested against her chin they tensed and his dick pulsed hard, unleashing a torrent of hot alpha cum down into her guts. She eagerly sucked as hard as her mouth was physically able, wanting to drain every last bit of his load. Doom Guy bit his lip and bucked his hips against her face. Damn was this good. Almost beat ripping imps limb from limb.
His load fully drained he pulled out of her mouth once more and looked down at the cum hungry nurse. By the way she kissed and licked at his half hard member, she was hardly sated. Good, cause he had plenty of baby batter left to feed her. "Stand on up. It's time for your other mouths to get a taste." The nurse stood so quickly she stumbled and fell against him, and he caught her with a hearty laugh. "Easy now. No need to rush for your dinner, grunt. you're gonna get plenty to eat, I can promise that." He hiked her leg up again and pressed his masting  erection to the folds of her pussy. With her tits pressed against his chest he could feel how fast her hearbeat was. Hopefully she could take all the fun he had in store for her. Without futher warning he plunged inside of her and she screamed in ecstacy. She was more than ready, her hole so wet at this point it was fucking sloppy. "Hah! That big ass has a big pussy to go with it! Gonna shape your meatholes to my cock, so get pregnant you dumb demonic bitch!" The nurse panted and nodded in absolute acceptance. Doom Guy gritted his teeth in a huge grin. Golly gee was this broad just the absolute best. He held her tight against him as he ravaged her tight messy vagina, their wetness splashing out coating one anothers thighs. A loud gravely moan was accompanied by her clenching like a vice on his dick. "God damn, milk me dry you slut!" His cum shot out like a rocket, coating her insides and flooding up into her vulnerable womb.
As the two rode out their orgasm heavy, a loud clattering of spinning metal came from fown the hallway, making the lights flare bright. Doom Guy glanced over his gals shoulder to see a massive hulking corpse in a wheelchair flying down the hallway in their direction. "Well fuck. Sorry babe but we're gonna have to find a safer place to shack up." Doom Guy quickly took out his skateboard, gifted to him by his good friend PS2 era Tony Hawk and jumped on, the nurse wrapping her legs and arms around him tightly. He chuckled and pulled out of her cunt, thrusting into her asshole instead, earning a surprised high pitched scream from the nurse. "There. My dick up your tight ass should help you hang on." Now with the nurses anus clenched on his dick, Doom Guy skated and grinded down the hallway, lobbing shots at the life support systems of their pursuer and doding his lighting strikes, Doom Guy couldn't help but grin like a god damn madman. This place might be hell, but he'd found one helluva good gal in it! He'd be happy to stick around and rip and tear up this nurse for a good long while.
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