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guess i'll be getting pregnant because it makes "thematic sense" now. whatever

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I will be the one to defeat you

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i think fiction should be abolished. if yo uwrite about a character dying you should be put on trial in real life for murder

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losing my shit over this

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“apjvff’s not gonna fuck u bro”

i will.

thank you for defending me.

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good morning. let's get this bread

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did you hear theyre not even doing anything any more. nobodys doing shit

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we usually think of mood as a scale from 1-5, but there's actually a negative scale too, where the frown turns back into a smile, but just a little insane !

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Underwear party at a friend's 😈

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Merry Christmas🎄🧸🎀

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customer was a shitlib, and treatlerite. one night she orders grubhub, drunker than usual. kamala harris had lost the election. i delivered chipotle as a male driver. she didn't like that. not. one. bit.

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Reading sports headlines while pretending sports doesn't exist suggests a fascinating world of magic and whimsy.