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i hate this stupid bitch
#*fizzyspeaks#hope she gets hit by a bus#i need to go back to stardew valley smapi would not treat me like this#if there's a probelm she tells me exactly what's wrong and not send me these cryptic fucking messages
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"ummmmm yeah that strike bisan called for is really rushed and leaves no time to prepare for it and its during finals season and it's just poorly organized :/" hmmm I. well. I wonder why a palestinian journalist living in palestine is calling for a strike on very short notice. i wonder why a palestinian journalist living in the midst of her own genocide for the past two months where. where disease outbreaks are rising and no one can find food or water and many of these people (including bisan herself a few weeks ago at one point) are not expecting to live more than a few days let alone weeks. I wonder why someone living in this horrific and incredibly bleak and uncertain situation is calling for strikes without planning weeks/months in advance. I wonder why! they are not planning these with weeks/months or even days of prep time in mind! I wonder why! this is quite a conundrum! lets uh. lets put our fucking thinking caps on! so to speak!
#also i hope everyone i saw calling her strike proposal 'slacktivism' gets hit by a bus every day forever#there's a difference between some microinfluencer going like 'um we're going on strike đin two weeks đ for â¨no labor day â¨'#on tiktok and making it a poorly disorganized game of 'i'll do it if you do it' to the point where it fucking flops the day of#bc of shitty organization (and just flat out lack thereof)#and a palestinian journalist who has already at one point gotten very sick and said she expected to die in the coming weeks/maybe days#who has been living in the midst of a genocide of her people that the global superpowers are actively endorsing & allowing to happen#making 'short-notice' calls for a ceasefire only a day before the planned start day bc *they do not have much fucking time*#save the 'poorly organized :/' criticism for ppl that aren't enduring a genocide that is being fuelled by shitty world leaders#mine#free palestine#bisan#bisan owda#also iirc it was mostly organized for jordan/the west bank so your criticism is even more ridiculous
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two days late but... happy birthday misacho!*
flowers :)
#taking a quick break from liveblogging my reading of vol3#if youre particularly interested in the flowers im sure the wikipedia page on flower meanings will be a treat#anyway i had this ready like 2 days ago I've just been fiddling with it#my art :d#yuuko au#plant shop chuuya au#*disclaimer: i dont actually wish her a happy birthday i hope she gets hit by a bus
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posting this snapchat i just sent to my best friend so you all can understand what i'm dealing with lmaoooooo
#she was NOT HAPPY when i said i don't care but also i don't care#don't have time. don't get paid enough. my last day is tomorrow. kindly fuck off out of my store#hope she gets hit by a bus đ
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heartbreaking: local celebrity you have personal beef with is becoming a tumblr darling
#am i the first person on here to have this exact problem. or has anyone else had this bizarre experience#all i can do is hope she gets hit by a bus đ#fuck her fr#did she effectively utilise her feminist girl power when she told my sister to khs?
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I tell ppl I'm crazy nd they don't believe me
Like bitch, I will disect u
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That hairdresser took my pride and my dignity and my hope and my money-
#i hope she gets hit by a bus so that in hospital when sheâs bedridden and defenceless someone comes in and cuts her hair so she looks like#me#and sheâll know what sheâs done to me#my posts
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mom is regurgitating TERF talking points (presumably learned from F*x Entertainment) to my dad godfuckingdamnit
#*insert Simpsons meme of kid laughing on bus saying âIâm in dangerâ*#vent#transphobia#before she was neutral/ignorant. now sheâs becoming radicalized. great.#not surprised. just angry.#I have. thoughts and feelings.#just when I was getting the ball rolling on top surgery intake too#fucking hate this house#Iâm tired of using my existence as a teaching tool for people â particularly my parents#I DONT WANT TO EXIST FOR YOU. I WANT TO EXIST WITH YOU.#hits head on wall#meposting#personal#watch my dad get radicalized too⌠my one hope of a semi-accepting parent. dashed on the rocks.#fuck Iâm so tired#I just want to live is that too much to ask?
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my boss is such a massive fucking asshole to everyone, but especially to my very sweet new coworker
#she has been here for less than two weeks and he's being deeply condescending because she doesn't know the code of his stupid broken app#i hope he gets hit by a bus and i truly genuinely mean that#my life rn
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craziest thing that's ever happened to me is after i stopped being friends with this bitch in high school She started going my old name
#she's not even trans ........... she just liked my birth name#like all her social medias are just my first name#like girl what#is that not fucking crazy#also i'm pretty sure she was only friends with me to make her dad mad .#i hope she gets hit by a bus#.r
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wheres the âi go to a catholic schoolâ option?
i feel like the going to catholic school experience either makes you HATE catholic people or be a catholic people or one of the many options in between itâs extremely nuanced
Random thought I had. Hopefully church is the right word, I donât mean just for Christianity I mean for all religions
#guys i was traumatised by catholic people ok#like#trauma dump ->#my undiagnosed autism went undiagnosed and the teachers made my life hell for it#i got punished for the times i had meltdowns in like year 2#i was treated by a reality tv character by one of my friends who would say âweâre not friends anymoreâ over the dumbest shit#hate that bitch hope she get traumatised by an autistic person for me#for me specifically#i want her to burn#she will be boiled in satans piss#i hope she gets beat tf up and takes enough brain damage for it to be irreversible#like idc i fucking hate her she ruined my life#hope she gets squashed by an anvil#she would always cosplay mean girls (not rlly cosplay she would sing the songs with her goons and i would just stand there kind of just#feeling out of place)#so like#i hope she gets hit by a bus like regina or whatever#or heather? i dont remember it was one of them
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If the 45 y/o man grooming that high schooler at my job has zero haters assume I'm dead
#vent ig??#im just so tired#was talking to the girl on my shift#and just#shes a just a girl!! a kid!!!!#like shes literally a child#like how can you do this?#selfish pos#wtfwtf#he makes my skin crawl#i hope that man gets hit by a bus
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In my time at high school there have been (at least) two student accidents directly caused by phone use WITH THEIR YOUNGER SIBLINGS IN THE CAR because apparently texting is more important then human life.
#Iâm just so pissed especially because of the siblings#like itâs one thing to put your own life and the lives of strangers in danger#but your own SIBLING#Iâm just glad that these accidents had no severe injuries#and I hope that these people learned their lesson#although the most recent one probs isnât getting her license back soon because she hit A FUCKING SCHOOL BUS#WITH KIDS ON IT#sheâs also 18 so she got zero confidently and had her full name in the local news lmao#j.txt
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I'd joke about Feinstein but tbh I think its actually really sad how she was taken advantage of by our political system. She should have been retired and spending time with her family, instead she was puppeteered for political gain literally until the day she died. Its sickening.
#death#serious post#yeah she was a bad person & career democrat#but what was done to her is unironically horrifying#and i hope everyone involved gets hit by a bus <3
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Meddling Mr. Munson
Eddie Munson x F!Reader
Word Count: 1.7k
Summary: Wayne is your favorite regular at work. Plus- his nephew is really cute.
Warnings: fluff, so much fluff and good feels youâll get a toothache, allusions to pregnancy, alcohol mentioned, mentions of bullying
The first time you meet Wayne Munson, youâre eight hours into your six hour shift at the only diner in Hawkins that's open twenty-four hours. Youâre working the overnight shift, and you were supposed to be relieved at 4:00am, but the waitress who was supposed to relieve you called from a payphone to tell you her bus broke down and she canât get to work until the replacement arrives. So now, youâre brewing a fresh pot of coffee for the only patron youâve had before the breakfast rush- which hopefully youâll be missing.
You chit chat with Mr. Munson while he sits at the counter nursing his black coffee. He works overnight at the plant youâve learned, and he asks you questions about your college classes. He doesnât admit it, because heâs not the type, but he really enjoys the daily chats with you as stopping at the diner after work becomes one of his routines.
âYou should come meet me for breakfast on your way to school,â Wayne suggests one night when he and Eddie are watching TV. His suggestion is met with Eddie blowing a raspberry and a grumble about not wanting to wake up that early. Wayne tosses his hat at Eddie, harmlessly making Eddie jump. âI ainât asking,â Wayne reiterates and Eddie nods sheepishly, sinking into the couch.
Your eyes light up when you hear the bell on the front door. You already know itâs one of your favorite regulars before you even look up. ââMorning, Mr. Munson,â you say cheerfully, âTake a seat, I just put on a fresh pot.â You look up and youâre surprised to see he isnât alone. âOh, hi Eddie,â you say with a grin, surprised to see Wayne isnât alone. Eddieâs brain short circuits because he doesnât know how you even know him, and you are very pretty.
You step out from behind the counter with two mugs in hand as they slide into a booth. âYou donât remember me,â you tease, filling both the mugs with coffee. Eddie fumbles over his words apologetically and Wayne smirks to himself. âThatâs okay, we werenât really friends,â you explain and tell him your name, âYou sat in front of me last year in Ms.OâDonnellâs class. We didnât really talk much.â Heâs silently thanking you for omitting that you didnât talk because he was hardly there. However, heâs practically soaring that despite that you somehow remembered him and arenât recoiling in disgust.
âEddieâs got her again this year,â Wayne interjects and Eddie wants to roll under the booth. Heâs suddenly embarrassed that heâs repeating senior year again and he wished you didnât know that. Wayne means nothing by it, literally just making conversation, and the news Eddie is in her class doesnât seem to even phase you.
âSheâs brutal,â you exhale, âIf you want, I think I still have my notes somewhere. Theyâre all yours.â
âT-thatâd be great,â he manages to get out. You smile at him and his limbs feel like clay.
âYeah, of course,â you wave it off like itâs nothing. âIâll come back in a few and grab your orders, take your time.â
Wayne is using his menu to hide his grin from Eddie. He didnât know if Eddie and you would hit it off, he just had hopes. Heâs not one to meddle, especially in his nephewâs love life, but when you had told Wayne you didnât have a boyfriend, he immediately wanted to introduce you to Eddie. He knew Eddie would just reject the idea, so he didnât say anything.
âSheâs cute,â Wayne says after a minute when you disappear behind the door to the kitchen.
âGod, cut it out,â Eddie exclaims, dramatically covering his face with his hands. His face is bright red. This seriously can not be happening right now. âWayne, seriously, you are not seriously trying to set me up right now?â
âIâm just trying to treat my nephew to breakfast, I thought it would be nice. We havenât done this in a while,â he says evenly, but Eddie knows the truth. âI think Iâm gonna get the meat loverâs omelet,â he muses, acting oblivious to Eddieâs antics.
Eddieâs nervous bouncing of his leg is making the booth shake, and the coffee spills out over the rim of the mugs ever so slightly. Wayne slides over extra napkins, and chastises Eddie about leaving rings on the table.
âAre you all set?â You ask, getting your notepad out of the front pocket of your apron. Wayne nods and Eddie is staring blankly at the menu in front of him, paralyzed.
âThe pancakes are really good if youâre still trying to decide,â you offer, thinking Eddie is actually reading the menu.
âU-uh yeah, that sounds good,â he replies. You nod and scribble it down on your pad.
âYour usual Wayne?â You ask and he nods.
âYouâre the best,â he smiles, passing you the menus.
âItâll be right out,â you reply, âDo you want me to top these off?â Wayne offers you his empty cup and Eddie manages to shake his head no. You disappear behind the doors again to ring in the order, and Wayne nudges Eddie to snap out of it.
âYouâre being rude,â he says, âLook I get it, Iâll stay out of it. But you donât have to freeze her out. Sheâs being lovely.â
Of course youâre being lovely, Eddie screams internally. You are lovely! He canât bring himself to correct his uncle that heâs not ignoring you to spite him, but heâs actually tongue tied and completely fumbling. He canât give Wayne the satisfaction of being right and he also doesnât want to say anything out loud in utter fear youâd hear him.
âFood should be right out,â you say with a sweet smile. You walk over to the opposite side of the diner and wipe down a few of the empty booths. Eddie flexes his fingers over his thighs repeatedly to try to relax. Wayne watches Eddie, starting to notice heâs a lot more twitchy than he usually is. Eddieâs always animated but this is new. Maybe, Wayne muses, his little plan might actually be working.
Wayne really only ever wants Eddie to be happy. Heâs had a front row seat to the abuse Eddie has received from his peers his whole life. Under the tattoos and the hair and the ripped jeans, Wayne still sees the little boy he tucked into bed and the little boy who sat on the kitchen counter while he helped clean his scraped knees. He wished the pain he had to help Eddie navigate was still that simple. Wayne thought maybe youâd see Eddie the way he did.
Youâre nice, and genuinely so. Wayne thought if anyone could see Eddie, truly see him for the amazing kid he was, it would be you. Even if this whole stupid plan of his amounted to nothing more, youâre treating Eddie with such a normal level of human decency and you have no idea how much that means to the both of them. For Wayne, thatâs more than he could ever ask for. He knows as much as heâs resisting, Eddie will leave here and go to school feeling a little bit better. For a brief moment in an empty diner, he can see the world isnât always out to get him. Sometimes, the world is nice- with pretty girls to talk to and uncles who love you more than life itself.
When you bring out the food, Wayne watches the way your eyes linger on Eddie. Youâre also being a little shy. He smiles to himself, keeping his head low while he starts to dig into his food. You ask Eddie about his band, and Wayne watches his nephewâs eyes light up, his usual confidence returning to the forefront as he tells you all about Corroded Coffin. You listen, and Wayne realizes youâre not just placating Eddie, you actually care.
âIâll have to come to another show sometime,â you say, âI say you guys at The Hideout like a couple months ago actually.â
âReally?â Eddieâs eyes widen in disbelief. You giggle, and nod.
âYup, you guys were awesome,â you assure him. âIf you guys ever sell a tape, let me know. I want one.â
As they finish up their breakfast, you drop off the check, and Eddie thinks he might die when he sees youâve scribbled your number on the receipt for him. The check has been comped and the note read:
âWayne, Happy to treat my favorite customer! Eddie, in case youâd want to go out sometime? No pressure.â With your number underneath.
The most recent time you saw Wayne Munson, he pulled you into a hug and thanked you for inviting him over. Itâs the first time you and Eddie are hosting a holiday in your new apartment.
He smiles as he looks around. You and Eddie have really done an amazing job making a cozy little life together. He smells the turkey finishing up in the oven and he canât believe he can finally witness his nephew this happy. The two of you insist he sit in the living room while you both finish cooking for him. Heâs enjoying watching the two of you work in the kitchen together, moving synchronously like youâve done this dance a million times before- and you have.
He settles in and Eddie brings him a beer. Wayne looks around at Eddieâs and your new home and he canât help but beam with pride. This is all he couldâve asked for Eddie- all heâs ever wanted to see him have. Eddieâs still as dopey grinned and smitten as he was the first day back at the diner. Wayne knows youâre the one- he knew before you or Eddie knew.
Eddieâs his son, even if heâll never be called Dad. He doesnât want that anyways. But, he knows your the best daughter-in-law he could have ever asked for. A best friend and a confidant from the first day he met you. Heâs so glad to have you both together in his life. Little did he know, that tonight after dinner when heâs long past just full- but not too full for pie- Eddie would hold your hand and youâd both sit across from him, giving him the best news he could possibly hear in this lifetime.
His small trio, will shortly be adding a fourth band member.
#eddie munson x reader#eddie munson x you#eddie munson#eddie munson fanfic#eddie munson stranger things#eddie munson x female reader#eddie munson fluff#eddie munson x f!reader#wayne munson#joseph quinn stranger things#joseph quinn eddie munson#joseph quinn characters#stranger things fan fic#stranger things
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[Rhianna disturbia voice] dysphoria!!!
#if i dont get a flatter chest idk if ill ever be comfortable in my own body im so tired of back pain#hope my reduction surgeon is hit by a fucking bus for refusing to do what i asked after saying she would!!!#cassidy.txt
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