#yuuko au

[evermorethecrow]

Hey look it's yuuko au Chuuya ❤️

[iwritenarrativesandstuff]

im writing out this timeline and realising how insane i look rn

give in to your insanity

[starrynightarchive]

6 for the ask game :Dd

tay bestie bff hi!!!!

6. What’s the last line you wrote?

ooooohhhh this is a good one. I'm gonna cheat and add the last two lines i wrote-

"What was once a heart is now nothing but pounded flesh on the beige carpet. He is cold."

:D this lovely line is from the fanfic (?) i wrote for @evermorethecrow 's yuuko au. I am obsessed with their aus already. they make me go insane.

[tomato-turn]

@evermorethecrow look at the sweet child...

Sweet indeed...

[completeoveranalysis]

[3]

And now this is ABSOLUTELY fascinating. 

We’re confirming what we saw in action in Lava Lamp’s backstory that was a little confusing at the time, but now is clearer - Evil Wolverine himself can grant wishes, or at the very least he can turn back time. And so, he can grant people’s wishes to turn back time. 

AND it looks like he can just PICK who pays a price for whatever he wants to do. Which we kind of already knew in practice but getting him state it outloud really hammers home the difference between him and people like Clow and Yuuko. Yuuko in particular was very careful about prices and balancing the wish/cost ratio in every situation, to keep both the universe and people’s individual lives running without unintended consequences. 

Evil Wolverine on the other hand is willing to do anything he wants and shove the price of his time reversals onto whoever is useful. 

It is antithetical to Yuuko’s morals and also not really how the universe works. Which might also be why he hangs out so far outside normal reality to begin with, to prevent things working back around and taking any price from him instead. Which may have also in turn contributed to the universe and logic itself falling apart. 

Either way it’s completely wild to see in action. 

All that aside he’s now going to just search the entire universe for any other reality where Yuuko is still alive and that in itself is also completely fascinating to me. 

He is desperate in a way that makes me think he won’t find what he’s looking for at all, but on the other hand like… could we get him to do a search for Clow Reed? I’d like to see the results of that most of all. 

[taldigi]

mini-yosuke Yuuko Hanamura doodles

[evermorethecrow]

yes in all 25 of them

wait till you hear what ive put chuuya through

i hope the horrors.....

[captainzigo]

really thought i had something here

at least the tng one looks better

nichijou star trek au

[that-coolllama]

I’ve been thinking about a Nichijou/spiderman au

Yukko is spider women

Yukko is bit by a radioactive spider made from professor

The spider logo would look like the nichijou logo

Electro would be Kana Nakamura and her motive would be to catch nano

Mysterio would be that guy who sells rice cakes

Professor would make a shark iron man suit to fight with spiderman (not for evil, just because she wants to play)

Professor would also force sakamoto to come and make him the black cat

I would make a comic but it’s very hard, you can take my ideas if you like

[mai-is-gai]

Hello, #maigai (or #mygirls even, or my #nichijou posts ig) peruser

ive been a nichijou fan and maikko shipper for 7 years now (apparently the 7th anniversary of the first time i watched it will be on the 28th of march yippee!!!! 🎉🎉). i was 17 at the time, and as such not all of the opinions i expressed in my old posts still reflect my current views

um basically so i have grown up and my eyes have opened and now i know mio is bi, and in a committed queerplatonic relationship with yukko, mai and nano (mai and yukko are still wives though obviously) i would like to formally apologize to all the mio x yukko shippers idk how openly i expressed it but i used to really hate that ship and ive never fully known why. i was probably projecting stuff i was dealing with irl. i still dont ship it but be yourselves babes 💋 if you cant forgive me for calling mio str8 that one time i understand, i cant either tbh

also on the topic of headcanons:

nano is still aroace

mai and yukko are both nb ace lesbians (this hasnt changed in a while but what has changed is i recently started identifying as ace and lesbian again <3 recently as in like in the past week lol)

yukko is transfem + left-handed + shorter than nano + adhd and maybe autistic as well (but ik people wont fight me about that last one, same with mai definitely being autistic)

idk what everyone else is but no one in all of tokisadame is fucking neurotypical have you seen them

about mai and yukkos cats: i have thoughts about them but the short version is theyre siblings, and they adopted them together after they started dating. (is yukkos cat's name confirmed to be Chissan?? bc while it's really funny to think mai not only picked a very similar name for hers but on top of that nicknamed her the name of the other one, its confusing for writing lol and on that note, suggests names i would love that!!)

and, okay. the ship is not literally canon. it's dubiously canon at best, but like there's a lot of fuel and it's real in my heart </3 (all those posts and tags about it being canon were 100% genuine though)

PLEASE DONT SAY ANYTHING ABOUT CITY I HAVENT READ IT

but anyway more importantly, like i said in a recent post the maikko hyperfixation is back in full force and im reviving the idea of making a big long video infodumping about why, bc it's something ive genuinely wanted to do for years but also GOD the original post about noticing mai is on yukko's bed in that one "subliminal" panel (which i made on the same year i first watched the show and read the manga) HAUNTS me i hate the way it's written. again reiterating another recent-ish post im happy people are still finding it and giving it notes bc of the message (obviously the thing its about but lowkey also me flexing that i knew the episodes rly well lol) but the words ew i hate it

if youre new here, hi, yeah im talking about this:

i have no recollection of when i first read volume 10 but i know i didnt immediately notice it. i just screamed like "omg what is happening why is she like that???? :0" but then one day it hit me- that is not her bed. this is:

i also liked joking about the big panel of that same page

"there's a high likelyhood that those are mai's legs- ohohohho so that's why she's so happy 😳😳😳" (notice how ive realized im ace since making that old post. i hate it 😭) but i mention it bc it definitely fueled my reaction

anyway yeah that was indeed yukko's bed

that's it. i noticed that mai is blushing on yukkos bed and it blew my mind. i mean it is huge like WHAT DOES IT MEAN IF NOT GAY, my point is i hate that original post if it wasnt clear lmao

anyway like i said it's still real in my heart and i intend to talk your ears off about why so stay tuned <3

[iwritenarrativesandstuff]

character opinion: misacho /hj

she scares me...

[evermorethecrow]

this is what i sound like to other people

spend long enough being an OC Guy and you will eventually inevitably become a sincere recreation of the gregory berrycone 4chan bit

[baccan0pe]

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[completeoveranalysis]

[6]

SCREAMING

EXCUSE ME

EXCUSE ME?????

OK OK OK OK OK FULL CONFIRMATION: LAVA LAMP, SON OF CARDCAPTOR SAKURA AND SYAORAN LI

AND SHE TRADES HER STAR STAFF AWAY FOR THE TSUBASA PLOTLINE TO WORK????

I…

DOES SHE STILL HAVE THAT STAFF?

EXCUSE ME I NEED TO CATCH UP ON CLEAR CARD VERY BADLY

I suppose that could be a future event I haven't read yet

Oh my god if Lava Lamp Guy and his [redacted] are children of The Cardcaptor Sakura that means an absolute WILD family tree branching over 2 to 3 different manga.

Move over timeline chart I’m making a proper family tree of this lineage and it’s going to be so confusing

[hitsvzen]

trigger warnings ! alcohol

BIO

name ! [ redacted ]

nicknames ! ichihara yuuko

titles ! witch of dimensions / spacetime witch / far eastern witch

description ! a witch who can only be found when her services are required . her shop that seems to be located in modern day tokyo, too, operates in the same manner - that is to say, they must have a wish for her to grant .

ABOUT

birthday ! unknown

age ! unknown, considered ageless by most

region ! tokyo, japan (?)

ORIENTATION

gender ! feminine

pronouns ! she/her

romantic orientation ! demi

sexual orientation ! pan

PREFERENCES

hobbies ! teasing others / visiting (and annoying) a certain species of birb

likes ! alcohol / snacks that go well with alcohol

dislikes ! running out of alcohol (and snacks) / people easily saying that they would pay anything for a wish

fears ! close bonds with others / making a mistake on the cost of a wish

PHYSICAL APPEARANCE

faceclaim (fc) ! n/a

height ! 5'11" (180 cm)

mma weight class ! flyweight

eye colour ! fluctuates according to her whims, usually red

hair colour ! black

hairstyle ! straight, length also dependent on her whims but usually past her hips

usual attire ! elaborate and over-the-top clothing

notable features ! butterfly and eye motif

INVENTORY

personal affects ! kiseru pipe with interchangeable metal bits

gifts ! sake bottle from hiroto (unopened)

FACTION

alignment ! lawful good

allegiance ! the order of the universe

profession ! shop owner / wish dealer

RELATIONSHIPS

ancestry ! unknown

same generation ! unknown

progeniture ! -

romantic ! mm falkner / hiroto (presumed unrequited on his side) / cf falkner (???)

platonic ! true mokona / obaa-chan / watanuki kunihiro (former employee/ex-minion) / bird man, lth falkner

regular clientele ! tsubasa gang (*insert trc plot here*)

antagonistic ! fei wang reed

other ! clow reed (complicated) / marudashi and morodashi (created to anchor the shop, assists the witch and can be used to speak for her) / soel and larg (created with clow reed, based on an old friend) / sassy peacock, pp falkner

MAINS

bird man / (lth) falkner (ancient-pokehistorian) ! her oldest friend, and one she regrets she cannot simply steal away from his world . short of death itself finally taking her, she will be there for him to the very ends of his world . / "hey, little bird . up for another trip ? i promise there won't be clotheslines involved where we're going ! nooo promises on the jam, though ."

(mm) falkner (ancient-pokehistorian) ! chanced upon in the woods one day, and she has not left his irritated self ever since . she has also yet to stop annoying him to this day, come what may of their doomed future . / "aaaam i really annoying you, hmm ~? awww, you're embarrassed ~ c'mere, c'mere, i just want to see that cute face of yours !"

hiroto / (ss) falkner (ancient-pokehistorian) ! she had been a former "client" of his in the brothel he worked at until they formed a contract, and now he works for her in the shop . a bit distant from him due to a certain incident, but she has been getting over it and now he has to watch out for her little pranks like everyone else (a shame she couldn't just make him do the groceries since he's new to the world, and he's surprisingly more overdressed than her) . / "if you open that, it will turn you orange ! waaah, if you know i'm just joking, you don't have to level me with that look - insubordination, insubordination, i tell you !"

(cf) falkner (ancient-pokehistorian) ! what started as a curiosity became an actual business venture as well as whatever she has going on with the son of her new textile merchant business partner . she will still tease him about that one time with his dad at work . / "the rumors are still getting to you ? why don't we give them something to actually talk about ? waaaaait, come back ! i was just teasing you ~"

SKILLS

magic ! the exact scope and nature of her magic is unknown . as her titles suggest, she can travel across different worlds . her magic circle is also uniquely complex, implying that her capabilities are extensive and perhaps beyond the understanding of fellow practioners of magic ; alternatively, it could be said that her magic was lost to time .

wish granting ! with but a few exceptions, she can grant the wishes of others . however, it always comes at a price (that is not necessarily paid by the beneficiary of the wish) of equal magnitude or value .

VERSES

clamp ! default verse, open to crossovers . the witch is said to be an eccentric character running a specialty shop in the heart of tokyo and can only be found by certain individuals .

pokemon au (sort of) ! yuuko is a wish dealer who travels across space and time to do her job . often found in the presence of a certain bird man whether or not he is actually a bird in that specific world . pay no mind to her ruffling his feathers in some manner or another, because they have something going on there .