#hope it's tasty

[cypressnmarigolds]

it’s achi!! here for my meryl meow bet but i’m too much of a coward to send this connected to my main.

nsfw meryl x reader hcs…. maybe reader getting her to squirt for the first time…. SORRY SORRY DEMONS GETTING OUT OF HAND

Oh, gosh I'm sorry this took so long. I could NOT gather my thoughts with ANY efficiency ,horny brain you understand , BUT I think I got some good ones for ya! And don't you worry, those demons are right where they're supposed to be. 😉 Enjoy~!

PS, I took some inspo from your headcanons Achi!

Contains: The obvious. Use of toys. gn! reader.

First Time Getting Her To... (Meryl Squirting HCs)

Her clit is very sensitive, so it's a bit of a gamble getting any toys for it specifically.

Meryl's an independent woman from the city, of course she has toys and of course she has them with her while traveling. Hidden away well of course.

You both have lots of fun using them with each other, and you had recently added to it on a whim. You'd gotten a clit sucker, which was a pretty penny for something that might be too intense, but c'mon. How could you not want to see her squirm and shiver?

How could you resist the possibility of getting her to squeal and cry loud enough to almost wake Roberto through a wall and his chainsaw snoring?

She's a little apprehensive at first. You assure her that if it's too much on her clit, you could always find other ways to put it to use.

You won her over when you showed her the design of the little suction cup that would hold her clit. It was fairly deep and wide, enough to avoid direct contact. The suction was created by the back wall of the suction cup being moved back and forth, so when the ring sealed around her, it would suck as it vibrated. The salesperson said it offered powerful sensation for relying on indirect contact.

It'd been while since you'd had some alone time together, so you got straight to it.

There she was, spread out on the bed, hands clutching the pillow beside her head. You'd been working her up for a bit how. Plunging her thick g spot vibe into her tight cunt while you gently brushed fingers around her clit, never touching it and occasionally blowing on it. When the sounds of the toy in her grew sloppy and slick, you asked her if she was ready.

At this point she was so worked up she was ready to beg for you to make her come. You grabbed the toy and switched it on to it's lowest setting. Before you began, you switched out the vibrator for three of your fingers, you just had to feel her twitch around you.

When you placed the suction head around her clit, she tensed up for a second with a gasp, before it was like a switch was flipped and she relaxed back into the bed, eyes going unfocused with a soft "Oh..."

"How you feeling sweetie?" The walls of her pussy were clenching, sucking gently at your fingers as you began to stretch her wider, she loved a good stretch.

"Good" She sighed, "so-oh! So good." Her hips wiggled a bit and her breathing was increasing steadily, interrupted by the occasional gasp or moan.

You decided to up the speed, and crooked your fingers into her favorite spot as you began thrusting them. The killer blow was when you slowly began to swirl the toy around her clit, never letting it make more than the slightest kiss to the sides of it.

Her hips jack-knifed off the bed, and her head shot back with a cry, hand quickly coming to slap over her mouth. "Good?" She could only nod frantically as she began to move her hips to meet the strokes and shifts of the toy and your fingers.

In less than a minute, her gasping breaths through her nose became sucking inhales. Her moans turned into high pitched whines and her cunt was clenching on your fingers like it wanted to swallow them. She grabbed the pillow beside her and shoved it over her face, and you knew this was going to be a big one.

With a high pitched squeal into the pillow, Meryl squirted.

Her pussy was clamped over your fingers and sucking while spurts of slippery release shot out with each contraction.

Your eyes were drawn to the weak little thrusts of her hips through it. It was a long one, it looked and sounded so intense.

Drool was about to start dripping from your gaping mouth when she reached the end of her orgasm. Hips jerking away from the onslaught of pressure as her hand blindly reached to grab your wrist and shove it away.

When she finally pulled the pillow away, she looked wrecked. Face flushed red, panting, and trying to meet your eyes through the haze in her head.

You immediately cupped her cheek in one hand as you kissed her forehead and let out a soft laugh. "Good Job!"

[rejoiceinsilverlight]

thinking about super cousins post-season 2 and potential effects of being exposed to kryptonite so many times

[bobellafofella]

"Vimes! Mister Civilized! Ankh-Morpork! You will run!"

been reading the fifth elephant and really enjoying angua's fucked up psycho brother. here's a take on him!

[kazz-brekker]

blue eye samurai writers were so valid for having a rivalry between main characters in which someone literally utters the phrase "i'm the only one who gets to kill you" right before they mutually save each other's lives

[fumifooms]

Hien & Benichidori compilation

Okay so I put a & but this absolutely a shippy post, the hienichidori community is quiet af and there is no discourse but their comics in their Adventurer’s Bible profiles…!!! Many may ask, does Benichidori canonically have a crush on Hien?! Straightforward answer: It’s left heavily implied but yes. Alternate answer: If the framing of Falin in an explosion as Toshiro says that he loves her isn’t meant to associate the explosion with falling in love when it is mirrored in the next page, then… I think it’s a mix of both, I don’t think just this is true because Hien wouldn’t know who Shuro is talking about or even what Falin looks like, but it could be that the explosion is instead meant to show a world vision being shaken, the thing blowing you away. So for Hien, having Shuro say that breaks this unsaid assumption she’s always had that they might end up together, and thus Falin is taken like an explosion to the face. Similarly, for someone with facial dysmorphia and for who appearances and being subservient are everything, having Hien be confident and totally assume her plain looks, even uplifting herself, that also shakes her world like a bomb. And yes it’s not just about the makeup!! Benichidori’s drawn to her confidence, to her unapologetic attitude, to her attitude. Benichidori unexpectedly snapped at Hien too, but she was totally unshaken and she replied casually and lightheartedly even then; Benichidori saying she can be herself with Hien is about Hien not caring about her mask, both her makeup and her subdued demeanor. Hien is canonically special to Benichidori.

And on the note of that comic, I took a picture from my Adventurer’s Bible for this but I think the fantranslations I’ve seen are lovely too, really gets across all the meaning of the original sentence… Where Benichidori said "She was the only one I could be my unadorned self in front of" (which is my fave) or "I’m able to act my honest self with her". Benichidori having body(more specifically facial) dysmorphia is explicitly stated in the Adventurer’s Bible btw.

Pleasee how Hien’s extra is her talking about her life story and Toshiro to Benichidori… How Hien says "That guy is blind!" and Benichidori says "I’ve noticed that 😊" as if saying that Toshiro is blind to what a catch Hien is… Also in the ninja girls’ shared inn room Benichidori puts her futon next to Hien’s bed.

[housederiva]

I literally just made this an hour ago because I'm making churros for the first time (because of Lucanis banter)

How dare you be funnier than me

[housecow]

i hope everyone had or is having a lovely thanksgiving!!

[saturdaysky]

hunger is whatever shape the moonlight pulls your shadow into.

The cover and first two pages of a comic about Essek and touch, set just after episode 97 and the reveal of his treachery.

There are nine pages. I will post them in batches as I finish them, and each post will be updated with the links to the other pages. 💜

I've had this idea sketched out for several years (check out my user icon, which hasn't changed since I made this account 😉 ), and I am excited to finally sit down and finish it! Here's a close-up of the Rosohna and Xhorhaus panel on page 2.

An absence is also a presence, no?

Poetry source is ONE SIDE OF AN INTERVIEW WITH THE GHOST OF MARVIN GAYE by Hanif Abdurraqib.

[xx-sketchy-xx]

an ask from @slow-ghostooo

This is just how I’d think he’d react in a shipping with Y/N lol. Nothing to do with y’all, you guys are great 💜

[ikkoros]

Cactuars are the sanrio of eorzea... now in sticker form!

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[brainrotcharacters]

I committed the sin of not knowing about Patti LuPone before Agatha All Along can the fandom forgive me

[saragrosie]

Are you normal or did Disco Elysium make you like the color orange

[akkivee]

HAPPY 7 YEARS OF HYPMIC THEYRE CELEBRATING WITH A CAFE

[expelliarmus]

[intermundia]

so i think stats on ao3 stories say more about the size and activity of the fandom at the time of posting rather than anything terribly meaningful about the quality of the story in particular, and as a result i don't take my own numbers very seriously, but i think taking them instead as a metric of the community, it can be very fun and meaningful to see certain milestones passed. i just saw my obikin stories have more than 750k hits from over the last four years, and that's amazing proof of community to me, like it's so cool that i could be in the right place at the right time to be a part of that movement, something so much bigger than myself. the fandom has been through so much, from the pandemic activity boom and the end of tcw to the kenobi show doing its propaganda work, so many brilliant people coming and going, it's been a real journey haha it's got me feeling nostalgic and proud to see proof of just how many people over the years have explored the ship and loved it as much as i do!!

[post-it-notes7]

So given how oblivious dmk is, has he ever accused Mir Falspar of copying his style with the cracked armor?

It didn't go over very well.

Bonus: