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Mutual maturation doesn't work with Leander or Vere. Leander is too greedy to get his hands on you as soon as possible. He wants to be the one drawing moans and sighs from your kiss bruised lips. He wants to be responsible for making you writhe on the sheets. He wants to savor the taste of you and know he has rendered you into a limbless, drooling mess. It's one of his few joys in a world devastated by death and disease and soulless. Would you really deprive him of that?
Vere on the other hand settles against the veritable mountain of pillows he keeps at the head of his mattress, pinning you in place with that keen, hungry gaze. He tracks the slow drag of your hand as you smooth it over your chest and down your stomach, eyelids dipping low. He can appreciate a good tease, but you get to the actual masturbation part for only a minute before he's on top of you, knocking your hand aside and muttering about how you're doing it wrong.
There's no need to worry, though. Why are you looking at him with those big, scared eyes? (Already so frightened of earning his disapproval) There's no need to fear, he's just going to show you the right way. So sit back and let him make you feel good. Because you obviously couldn't have handled it yourself.
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Shen! Qing! Qiu! 🍃
#svsss#scum villain fanart#shen qingqiu#i picture him having his hair up on hot summer days#he already wears too many robes as it is imo#👀#take ur clothes off Shizun#hoot art
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sweet boyyyyy
#every time I see a horrible spike edit on tiktok I hoot and holler and bark#he’s so baby girl I can’t stand him!!#my own sweet syrup pie#I wish I had the ability to draw him in a way that shows his pathetic dorkiness as well as his hotness#spike#william spike pratt#spike btvs#btvs fanart#spike fanart#my art!#tubesock86
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Varian has a thing for people who wear glasses (think megane). To him, a person's attractiveness goes up when they wear glasses because it helps frame people's faces so well. Sadly, when he tries wearing glasses himself, he just looks dorky, so he's low key jealous of people who pull them off so nicely. Instead, he wears goggles for their more practical use until maybe one day when eye glasses won't look so off on him.
He would rather die than admit this to Hugo.
#kid gets owl eyes when you put some glasses on him#hoot hoot#dumb varian tangled ramblings#im not sure why my brain is adamant i post this#i think im just sleep deprived#Varian finds it attractive when Hugo adjusts his glasses when they slide down his nose sometimes#in fact he's certain he only thinks the blonde beanpole is attractive only because of the glasses#so its a shocker when Hugo removes his glasses and Varian still has a “oh no hes hot” moment#vat7k#hugo vat7k#varian#varigo#varian and the seven kingdoms#tts varian#varian and the 7 kingdoms#hugo rottewange#varian vat7k#tangled the series
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Cody Linley in photoshoot for Brett Erickson.
#cody linley#cody linley gifs#photoshoot#hoot#hannah montana#jake ryan#forget me not#my dog the champion#the playroom#hoovey#sharknado 4#sharknado 5#actor#model#talented#hot guy#gorgeous guy#nice arms#biceps#one of my faves
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genuinely and for real: 1. love the aesthetic of this wedding soooo much, lauren had a Theme and a Focus and it went off. 2. love that one of the personal photos in her post only was like. the one where connor's shirt is a lil unbuttoned cutting cake. flaunt it!!!!! you Married that awkward ginger cutie!!
she really said i'll have my cake and eat it too !!!
#anon#appreciate u & the energy u bring to the function#mckyle wedding#we need more debauched connor#im telling you im and celeste must be a hoot together#lauren and leon those two type a's jesus thats hot
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A-L-F-I-E-B-O(E)
he can take me hot to go
#owl hoots#yes this is the video I’ve been talking about#i have no regrets#alfie boe#edit#chappell roan#hot to go
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pomgangs gijinka doodle dump
#some pomni/gangle... as a threat#i am a chubby pomni truther#i just think gijinka pomgangs is *digs fingernails into table* fucking. hot.#they'll make it to the aaafterhours page soon (im writing so i dont forget)#gijinka!pomni#gijinka!gangle#sketch sloppy oppy sketch#never to be cleaned#my art#digital rough sketching#*sighhhh* everytime i venture out of the popular tadc ships i have to run to find the “silly” name#WHATS THEIR SILLY NAMMMME!?#SHUTTTUPPPPPP ITS “”“SCAREDYLOVERS”“”“#THATS SO FUCKING CUTEEEEE#my name 4 them is still “pomgangs” just for hoots and hollers#tadc posting
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Went to the RSC's production of A Midsummer Night's Dream starring Mat Baynton as Bottom this evening. As we crossed into Warwickshire a road sign that was clearly not quite high enough off the ground welcomed us to Shakespeare's cunty, and that was foreshadowing because the show SERVED
#girl playing Puck was UNBELIEVABLY hot like her swagger was off the charts#Oberon's outfit STELLAR#Mat B superb and incredibly tall and skinny#the whole cast were great but Puck and Lysander were just about my favourites#much hooting in the car at that sign#mat baynton#mathew baynton#a midsummer night's dream#shakespeare#theatre#royal shakespeare company
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internet find
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#overalls#dungarees#sweatshirt#cute#cute guy#cool#cool look#carhartt#carhartt overalls#sneakers#black overalls#hot#hot guy#hoot guy#sunglasses#bathroom
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The sound of Aventurine's shoes against a hardwood floor as he comes up from behind you. The slow n steady glide of his finger tips over your sides as he sneaks his hands around to cup your chest. The metal of his rings kisses your skin cold, shocks a shudder down your spine. It's such a harsh juxtaposition with the smooth heat of his eager palms as he squeezes.
#hoot hot#aventurine please aventurine.#sorry reader insert here has huge naturals because i do and im indulgent and insane
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what a fucking awful experience
#the cop outright lied on the phone about why my ID was confiscated and almost charged me another $40 for a new one#she called me sir when i sat down then realized i was there bc my male ID got taken away and she started using she#but she would drop her voice every time she misgendered me so my phone sitting on the counter recording couldnt hear her do it#there was a full lobby when i got there and they held me until literally everyone else had been cleared out#and then every cop at every desk came over and stood Around Me while i sat at her desk waiting. and waiting. and waiting.#it was just. nasty.blikr they were putting me in a situation to goad me into arguing#why else would they hsve taken up that posture Around Me. and made me wait for 30+ minutes for a supervisor#even fucking worse i wasnt the only one there getting harassed#the last other person they saw was this like 20yo dude who had the tall gangly thing going on#and 2 of the 40smtn cops were going back and forth hooting and carrying on about how skinny and hot he was#and the dude was so fucking uncomfortable it was palpable. lo came in as he left snd said his face was pale and upset#and thank fucking christ lo came in bc otherwise it would have just been my stupid tranny ass sititng there with a ring of cops around me#i get my female ID soon so we can finally get our fucking passports together at least#god. nightmare. nightmare that was awful#my mil bought me tacos on the way home and theyre in fucking flour tortillas i want to DIE
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okay minor delay. u dont know my. wife? with the bodyyyy.... who is a bitch.
[ID: Four pics of CV Deadend, a red sports car alt moded decepticon. He's quite built in the torso, windshield chest, chunky backback. Squared blocky arms, sleek but still thick black thighs and red chunky boots. END]
dont. dont look a the toys. just look at him. hes hot.
#some shit#its not called cisformers#im always saying or at least its integrate to how i see em. u gotta compare in context. cv guys are often. very tappered. not like.#animated levels. but yeah even like oppie they put the waist.. this guy. slightly less. fghfdjgd#hes hot he sucks i love him#not sure why he DOESNT have a fully body promo type render#like whirl has one and hes. not in it as much. i thought. pretty sure.#anyway i think im on the record abt this but cv being the show that really. what if we were normal about women. mostly#but theres a lack of lady CARS specifically#and i always thought roddy or this fella woulda been. shoe in for. relevant enough side/main. to be like. nice! a woman car in the story#tho. their designs AS IS. if suddenly as a female character design. well. i would not complain i would hoot and holler#but i would also raise one knowing brow.
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#hooting! hollering! cheering!#i will not complain too much about the witchcraft trial in 1795 in the middle of my 50 year old soap opera's time travel by seance plot.#i will not. i'm better than that.#anyway. go vicki! hit the inexplicably hot puritan minister again!#the news from collinsport#victoria winters
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Cody Linley taken by Brett Erickson.
#cody linley#photoshoot#hannah montana#jake ryan#hoot#my dog the champion#forget me not#the playroom#sharknado 4#sharknado 5#hoovey#actor#talented#hot guy#gorgeous guy#one of my faves
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Look I don't know what the fuck antarctica is.
It's like stuff your ass ain't surviving past though
#I could see myself as a dragon the sixe of creation watching you breathe fire for me though#the little dragon female is like whaever you want master *poof* *puff* *snap dragon*#and the master dragon breathes into creation once again#look honey I had to grow it process it and sometimes ship it over the Christopher Columbus route#it's the most crazy part of it all and I already know it's true because I was there and I am going to be there#it was a simple time#car ride and some food#the old man that I like is there and things go well usually#I kinda remember me thinking about myself man what is this guy's deal#like after seeing myself selling nothing can ever compare#me: dude I would NEVER work at a restaurant that is for chicks#and yet there I am pretending I suppose#like how about I retire and go manage a restaurant like no mother fucker that's not what he does....he does those two#waitresses#uh well if anything gets a bell 133 I can claim it solo or in pair#I want to take extra sugar with you and one hand on each hood just gently letting you both feel my spark#connecting one hand with two hands#it's like water if you stare at each hydrogen right you gave two hos#but yanno let's get naked and get high and have fun and if you want to call it magic then that's what it is#she says wait til you taste that meat#shot out to your pics with your eyes red as fuck though.... that's hot#one thing you don't want to do is bring a dreamcast into my domain and not expect me to unlock the company logo to fight you#like logos ethos pathos.....like more than they claim but they don't know shit#like yeah.....I wanna slowly feel my bulge as you both demonstrate and begin the way of the hiot#yeah you've been doing it for years let's see it first#first time for me anyway#which makes it your most important teaching hoot#drugs teacher student relationship#sex: owner slave (s' down the line) relationship#I never wanted to be a phlebotomist but for you I will learn
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