#hoopy portal

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hey supa cool animation go check it out

youtube beat the shit outta the quality i apologize

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Forget the cake!

When will "The cake is a lie" be funny again?

Three years, seven months, four hours from now

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"Your entire life has been a mathematical error. A mathematical error I'm about to correct."

[ngeruma]

"Reconnaissance" | Perpetual Testing #291

By Sweepertank

Two beautifully lit and hammered, delaperture chambers. Featuring duelling piston powered elevator platforms, significant upward trajectories, abrupt changes of scenery. Oh, and a very fun button.

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Valve, Portal

Hoopy the Hoop  

[holisticpippin]

HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO DIRK GENTLY: ALL THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE REFERENCES I'VE NOTICED IN DIRK GENTLY'S HOLISTIC DETECTIVE AGENCY (a.k.a. everything is connected)

(spoilers)

this took a good couple of hours and I tried to do this in order; buckle up!!

SEASON 1:

the posters on the windows as todd is walking by the convenience store place has a silhouette of a falling whale, what I assume is a reference to the infinite improbability drive whale, and an ad that says "zaphod," a reference to zaphod beeblebrox (s1e01 'horizons')

(also todd's stance here is so funny to me)

the rowdy 3, consisting of four (and later five) members, could be a reference to how the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy is called a trilogy that happens to consist of 5 books ("there are four of them!" "I'm wildly aware")

one of the screens in the death maze has the number 42 on it (s1e04 'watkin')

SEASON 2:

there are 42 blackwing subjects

farah's awesome jacket with "D Adams" on it and the number 42 (multiple episodes)

the boretons' dog is named agrajag, which is the entity that arthur dent accidentally kills in every incarnation. unfortunately he dies here too (multiple episodes)

in the tree car, farah remarks that "the odometer's only on 42 miles" (s2e02 'fans of wet circles')

the book francis cardenas has by him as he's having the nightmare that says "PANIC!" on the cover (in what can only be large, unfriendly letters), with the subtitle "attack devil dolphins." (s2e07 'that is not miami')

the executioner guy in wendimoor calling dirk a "hoopy frood" as he helps him unload the scissor blade things (s2e08 'little guy, black hair')

the blackwing phone number on the business card, "555-424-2424" with a wild amount of 42s (s2e09 'trouble is bad')

dirk telling himself "don't panic" before jumping into the portal (s2e09 'trouble is bad')

[noellevanious]

still so funny that the original portal devs figured that the bit that would get memetic status is not the cake bit, but fuckin. a random Hoop that drops into your view during the ending

Hoopy the hoop. Failed meme of 2007.

[socksareunderated]

atm going for portal stories: mel 100%

all i have to do is beat advanced mode 😀 (god help)

but i am to chapter 3, so maybe im not as dumb as i thought

+some extra screenshots from my game

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-💖💖💖hoopy 💖💖💖

-cool art before seeing rainbow

-recreated that one image

thats about it i think

[the-friendliest-freak]

I was bored so I made a random swap AU for Portal by assigning each character a number, then going through the list of each character while using a random number generator to assign them a new role. Here we go:

Space Core is the human test subject, Rick is in the place of GLaDOS, Wheatley is Ratmann, Ratmann is the CEO of Aperture, Chell is in the place of Wheatley.

Now time to think of how this would go, I’m just gonna call Rick RickDOS and Space Core Kev for the time being:

RickDOS prioritises making his tests as cool as possible, with extra emphasis on cool stunts and near-misses.

Chell was created to keep RickDOS focused on actual tests, rather than easily distracted by explosions, which is why she’s naturally extremely stubborn and determined. Didn’t work.

Wheatley went mad due to isolation, having no one to talk to except for Hoopy the Hoop, who he carries around with him. Rather than draw on the walls, he hacks random computer monitors or even turrets to display his messages, or leaves recordings of his incoherent ramblings.

Kev is a walking source of destruction, incredibly unpredictable and easily distracted. RickDOS loathes this.

Don’t really have any ideas for Ratmann yet.

Feel free to add on any ideas if you have any.

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you fucked up a perfectly good portal gun, that's what you did. look at it. it's got hoopy the hoop

[the-dangerous-mute-lunatic]

Portal fandom for the ask meme, because I'm oh so original

Oho, my all time fav video game, what a fun option <3

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most) Oh man it's a harsh tie between GLaDOS and Chell. This *is* a Chell ask blog, so I think I'm legally required to say Chell, but GLaDOS is also right there and I love Her.

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped) Companion Cube! (does it count? Im counting it.) I have been gifted or made many companion cubes over the years, and I have a 3D keychain one I got from another creator here on Tumblr, as thanks for drawing fanart for their fic. It keeps me company at work!

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave) Oh probably Doug! He has such a big piece in why Chell survived, and his comic really shows so much of Aperture from his perspective that the game eludes to but cannot show. Delves into the lore and he deserves the world.

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week) Also Doug, I loved finding all the radio signals, paintings and signs, and dens of his. The little things that showed that this person existed at all. An impact that cannot be erased by GLaDOS's control.

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave) ...I do enjoy Wheatley, even if I would also punt him across the room like a football. (it's a fun love him and love to hate him vibe)

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason) Chell (sorry honey but I wrote angst for you for literal years) (...and still do to be fair)

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell) Cave Johnson. Bye bye sir :)

Honerable Mention: Hoopy the Hoop

[ladyswillmart]

NEW PORTAL FIC INCOMING

Here comes Kool-Aid Here comes Kool-Aid Gonna cause property damage 🎵

Okay, this one is called:

We Go Together (Ao3 Link; ~7572 words, pre-Portal)

(CW: Brief mentions of suicide, some "off-camera" deaths in flashbacks.)

It’s part of Brilliant Pillows, my Portal short story compilation. Since I’m arranging these stories chronologically, this new story is actually the 4th chapter out of 13 (just so nobody gets confused).

According to the timeline I’m using for these fics (NB: A complete timeline is all laid out on the introduction page to the compilation), this one takes place in 2008, almost three years after the somewhat problematic first boot-up of GLaDOS, and by now Doug Rattmann is the only living human being left in the Aperture Enrichment Center. GLaDOS has been dormant for most of that time, leaving him free to eke out as joyful a miserable existence as one can muster.

But he knows, or at least senses, that it won’t last. It can’t last. Now it’s January 20, 2008—his 31st birthday, and while it’s still possible to do so he’s decided to actually try to “have a good one” as the kids say. Companion Cube is also there to “keep it real” as the kids also say.

But how good can it be? Furthermore, how real can it be? Read on to find out!

No spoilers (of course) but I will say that this one also includes his personal recollection of the day he met Chell. As a reminder, I headcanon Doug and Chell as fraternal twins who were separated at birth. It is what it is (kind of a crack headcanon I know, sorry 🤷‍♀️). Also, despite being about a birthday I promise there are no “cake” jokes but I have to shamefully admit there is a birthday cake mentioned in it but it’s not even Doug’s

May or may not feature a special guest appearance by Hoopy the Hoop.

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Portal with RTX Console Commands

Welcome to our Portal with RTX Console Commands guide. Beginner-Friendly introduction into the "Portal-Bumping", "Wallclimbing", "Peek-A-Portal", "Save-Button-Glitch" & "Edge-Glitch". We know that there are people who have a hard time finishing the Portal with RTX game. If you are one of those who find it difficult to finish the game, let's take you to our Portal with RTX guide. #PortalwithRTX

Portal with RTX Console Commands

Beginner-Friendly introduction into the "Portal-Bumping", "Wallclimbing", "Peek-A-Portal", "Save-Button-Glitch" & "Edge-Glitch". How to Open the Developer Console To open the developer console fallow these steps: 1.pause the game go to options and click on "Keyboard" 2.next click on the button labled "Advanced" 3.tick the box beside Enable developer console (And also fast weapons switch if you want to) 4.then scroll down in the menu until you find "Developer Console" 5.click on it then click edit key 6.next press the button/preferred key on your keyboard you want to use to open the developer console (personally i use the KP_ENTER key) 7.and finally save it and exit the pause menu. Then press (whatever key/button you chose) and the developer console should open. How to get it to work Open the developer console and then type in sv_cheats 1 To turn it off type in sv_cheats 0 Spawns (props) The props are as fallows: ent_create_portal_weight_box - spawns a standard cube ent_create_portal_weight_box; ent_fire !picker skin 1 - spawns a companion cube ent_create_portal_metal_sphere - spawns an edgeless safety cube ent_create prop_glados_core - spawns a core (can't be picked up) ent_create updateitem2 - spawns a radio (no music) ent_create weapon_portalgun - spawns a portal gun that you can pick up prop_dynamic_create gladdysdestruction/gladdysbody - spawns GLaDOS prop_dynamic_create gladdysdestruction/glados_junk_05_ - spawns Hoopy prop_dynamic_create props/light_rail_endcap - spawns the end of a light rail prop_dynamic_create props/light_rail_corner - spawns the pillar of a light rail prop_dynamic_create props/lift_platform - spawns a lift platform prop_dynamic_create props/door_02 - spawns GLaDOS' chamber door prop_dynamic_create props/switch001 - spawns a button prop_dynamic_create props/toilet_body_reference - spawns a toilet prop_dynamic_create props/table_reference - spawns a table prop_dynamic_create props/bed_body_reference - spawns a bed prop_dynamic_create props/pedestal_center_reference - spawns a portal gun pedestal prop_dynamic_create props/round_elevator_body - spawns an elevator prop_dynamic_create props/combine_ball_launcher - spawns an energy pellet launcher prop_dynamic_create props/combine_ball_catcher - spawns an energy pellet catcher prop_dynamic_create props/glados_stairs - spawns the stairs in GLaDOS' chamber prop_dynamic_create props_bts/glados_bunker - spawns the bunker in GLaDOS' chamber prop_dynamic_create props_bts/glados_aperturedoor - spawns an incinerator prop_dynamic_create props_bts/glados_screenborder_curve - spawns a screen prop_dynamic_create props_bts/bts_turret - spawns a hanging turret prop_dynamic_create player/chell - spawns Chell (cant be killed) prop_dynamic_create props/cake/cake - spawns a cake Spawns (npc's) Portal 1 ent_create npc_portal_turret_floor - spawns a turret ent_create npc_rocket_turret - spawns a rocket turret ent_create npc_security_camera - spawns a security camera The cores Morality Core: ent_create prop_glados_core coretype 3 spawnflags 1048904 cycle 1.00 playbackrate 1.00 sequence 2 delaybetweenlines 0.40 Curiosity Core: ent_create prop_glados_core coretype 0 spawnflags 1048904 cycle 0.12 playbackrate 1.00 sequence 3 delaybetweenlines 0.40 skin 1 Intelligence Core: ent_create prop_glados_core coretype 2 spawnflags 1048904 cycle 0.78 playbackrate 1.00 sequence 5 delaybetweenlines 0.10 skin 3 Anger Core: ent_create prop_glados_core coretype 1 spawnflags 1048904 cycle 0.91 playbackrate 1.00 sequence 4 delaybetweenlines 0.10 skin 2 Half life Barney: npc_create npc_barney Alyx: npc_create npc_alyx (does nothing) Breen: npc_create npc_breen (does nothing,also dies in 1 hit) Mossman: npc_create npc_mossman (does nothing) Dog: npc_create npc_dog (does nothing) Citizen: npc_create npc_citizen (fallows you around in groups of 4 and run from zombies,head crabs,ect...) Kleiner: npc_create npc_kleiner Eli: npc_create npc_eli Gman: npc_create npc_gman (does nothing) Metro Police: npc_create npc_metropolice (does nothing) Combine Soldier: npc_create npc_combine_s (can attack you be hitting you and will attack zombies, also can drop a grenade on death if the players grenade ammo isnt full) Combine Sniper (Instant kill) npc_create npc_sniper (cant move or shoot behind its self but can shoot you from far away if it can see you, getting shot by them once instantly kills you) Seagull: npc_create npc_seagull Pigeon: npc_create npc_pigeon Crow: npc_create npc_crow Headcrab: npc_create npc_headcrab (walks around until it targets the player and attacks by jumping at you) Fast Headcrab: npc_create npc_headcrab_fast (same as above but doesn't have a jump cool down and is faster) Poison Headcrab: npc_create npc_headcrab_poison (instantly brings you to 1hp when it hurts you, has the longest jump cool down of the head crabs, it cant kill you by itself and only bring you to 1hp) Zombie: npc_create npc_zombie (walks around randomly until it targets something, if killed by only shooting the body or legs a head crab will jump off the dead zombie, has a chance to become a crawler if a explosive damages it but doesn't kill it) Fast Zombie: npc_create npc_fastzombie (same and above but is faster,jumps at you and cant become a crawler) Poison Zombie: npc_create npc_poisonzombie (has the most healt of the zombies, has 4 poison head crabs on it 3 of witch can be thrown, is very slow, also cant be turned into a crawler) Father Grigori: npc_create npc_monk Barnacle: npc_create npc_barnacle (does nothing but puke out bones when shot) City Scanner: npc_create npc_cscanner (flys around until targeting the player, beasculy flashbangs you as an attack, explods when destroyed and has a chance to drop a battery(used to add more health to you) Shield Scanner: npc_create npc_clawscanner (the EXACT same as above except a different look) Combine Dropship: npc_create npc_combinedropship (flys around) Vortigaunt: (WARNING:This crashes the game when spawned) npc_create npc_vortigaunt Strider: (does nothing) ent_create npc_strider Stalker: (does nothing) npc_create npc_stalker Ichthyosaur (Cut half life 2 enemy): (does nothing) ent_create npc_ichthyosaur Half life 2 Turret: npc_create npc_turret_floor (like the portal turret but can still shoot if picked up, wont shoot combine) Portal with RTX Player Console Commands buddha - you can take damage but won't die (its possible for you to die but only if you are getting damaged as soon as you first go to 1hp eg: a poison headcrab attacks you at the same time as a normal head crab does) god - invincible sv_portal_placement_never_fail # - allows you to place portals anywhere (0 = off, 1 = on) noclip - allows you to fly and go through almost anything (but not the skybox and map border) notarget - turrets won't shoot you impulse 101 - gives you weapons from half life (use mouse wheel to scroll through weapons) impulse 200 - removes portal gun texture (can still shoot) fire_rocket_projectile - fires a rocket fire_energy_ball - fires a high energy pellet cl_showfps # - shows fps (0 = off, 1 = on) sv_cheats # - enables cheats (0 = off, 1 = on) sv_gravity # - changes gravity (600 is normal) violence_hblood # - disables blood (0 = off, 1 = on) thirdperson - makes your view thirdperson thirdpersonshoulder - makes your view thirdpersonshoulder firstperson - makes your view firstperson again host_timescale # - changes game speed (1 is normal) (0.5 is slow and 1.5 is fast) change_portalgun_linkage_id # - changes the portal gun linkage id for the user (0,1,2,3,) give weapon_portalgun - gives the player a standard portal gun upgrade_portalgun - upgrades the stands portal gun to a dual portal gun kill - kills player bind - still works with only a few commands, huh showtriggers_toggle - shows the triggers in a map mat_fullbright # - disables shadows (0 = off, 1 = on) map - loads specified map crash - crashes game killserver - kills the server maxplayers # - sets the amount of players ent_remove - removes what you are looking at ent_remove_all - removes the entity specified ent_remove_all gib - removes all of the debris from destroyed city scanner's and shield scanner's Weapons Annabelle: give weapon_annabelle (uses the same model as the shotgun but only holds one bullet in a chamber (two if you use press your reload key/button) (cant fire 2 shots at once but if you hold down your reload button and hold down right click it will basically becomes full auto) (for max fun bind your T key to givecurrentammo: Bind t givecurrentammo so you can keep on shooting for as long as you want) Alyx gun: give weapon_alyxgun (its below you, and you need to press the pick up button the use it) (left click on the mouse to switch from full auto to 3 shot burst) (witch only uses up one bullet despite shooting out 3) Hopwire (Cut hl2 weapon) (A LITERAL BLACK HOLE GRENADE) ent_create weapon_hopwire hopwire_vortex 1 - required to make it work Cubemap (debug weapon) give weapon_cubemap (ironically is 6 spheres of different things they are as fallows: Top left: light metal sphere (reflective) Top middle: darkened metal sphere (reflective) Top right: moving water sphere (ripples and is reflective) Bottom left: disco ball(i think it looks like one) (not reflective and has bits that stick out) Bottom middle: red tinted metal sphere (reflective) Bottom right: corroded concrete sphere (not reflective) givecurrentammo - Gives you ammo for the weapon you are currently holding (wont refill the smg's grenade lancher and the plamsa rifle's energy ball shots) These (vvv) are gave to you by typeing impulse 101 Aperture Science handheld Portal Device: give weapon_portalgun upgrade_portalgun (Orange portal) Gravity Gun: give weapon_physcannon (the upgraded version aka: the charged gravity gun) (left click brings curten things to you but only if your close enough and then shot back with force by right clicking) (right click also shoots curten things Eg: vehicles, turrets, headcrabs (but not zombies for some reason), and more) Crowbar: give weapon_crowbar Pistol: give weapon_pistol (repetitively clicking mouse 1(right click) makes the pistol shoot faster than holding down the right click) 357 Magnum: give weapon_357 SMG: give weapon_smg1 Pulse Rifle: give weapon_ar2 Shotgun: give weapon_shotgun Crossbow: give weapon_crossbow Grenade: give weapon_frag Rocket Propelled Grenade (RPG) give weapon_rpg Bug bait: give weapon_bugbait Vehicles Airboat: ch_createairboat ent_fire airboat enablegun 1 (add gun) Jeep: ch_createjeep ent_fire jeep enableradar; ent_fire jeep enablegun 1 (add gun) Jalopy: (WARNING:This crashes the game) ch_createjalopy ent_fire commands ent_fire !picker skin # - changes the skin of an object (0 - 10) ent_fire !picker open - opens doors ent_fire !picker close - closes doors ent_fire - will pick up the entity which is specified ent_fire prop_portal fizzle - removes portals you placed ent_fire npc_rocket_turret toggle - toggles rocket turrets Maps and how to load them To load the maps type in: map (Eg:map testchmb_a_00) Chambers 0 to 1: testchmb_a_00 Chambers 2 to 3: testchmb_a_01 Chamber 4 to 5: testchmb_a_02 Chamber 6 to 7: testchmb_a_03 Chamber 8: testchmb_a_04 Chamber 9: testchmb_a_05 Chamber 10: testchmb_a_06 Chamber 11 to 12: testchmb_a_07 Chamber 13: testchmb_a_08 Chamber 14: testchmb_a_09 Chamber 15: testchmb_a_10 Chamber 16: testchmb_a_11 Chamber 17: testchmb_a_12 (first part) testchmb_a_13 (second part) Chamber 18: testchmb_a_14 Chamber 19: testchmb_a_15 GlaDOS Fight: escape_00 escape_01 escape_02 Read the full article

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ALL THE FUCKING ROBOTS FROM PORTAL 2 ARE GAY AND TRANS AND NONBIANRY. FUCK YOU THEYRE ALL GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I KNOW IT INMY HEART

[noellevanious]

valve fighting games

playable characters (base roster): CT (counter-strike), louis (left 4 dead), g-man (half-life), headcrab (half-life), pyro (tf2), p-body (portal 2),

unlockable base characters: dr. kleiner (half-life), axis sniper (day of defeat)

first dlc pass: the cardboard cow from 2fort (tf2), hoopy the hoop (portal), the little orb monster neutral dudes (deadlock), the guy from ricochet

when are they gonna make counter strike fighting game

[dyggot]