#hoodies-pokemon-ranch

[penumbramewtwos]

Fanart promise, from the competition set the other day

LINK HERE

Thanks @hoodies-pokemon-ranch for playing along! You were the absolute closest (Via Discord)

Sapphira belongs to @hoodies-pokemon-ranch

[a-shy-mimiktwo]

(Response to this)

“For the record, wasn’t threatening anyone. If I was threatening someone, it’d be abundantly clear.”

He turns to UV.

“I know you’re lying. I hate it, but I respect it.” He turns to leave (the situation). “I’ll find out the truth eventually. Sooner than you may think.”

He begins walking, but stops.

“Oh. One more thing. Next time you see Kura, and by extension VOID, tell him… he can’t hide forever.”

And just like that, that whole thing is over.

@distortionmewtwo @hoodies-monster-ranch

It seems someone was watching that whole thing…

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[idolmelodies]

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Magpie releases an excited gasp, eyes widening as lights start to liven the space around Helix, reminiscent of an aurora, a phenomena she's never seen in person before. Seeing it now, on a much much smaller scale and seemingly made by a single indivdual, well, that doesn't make the sight any less remarkable to her. It sparks her curiousity immediately and she moves to get a closer look. "Are you making these yourself? Is it a move or just something you can just do? Is it simply a manipulation of light or are you bending space-- can you bend space?"

Buzzing with excitement, she spouts out her own string of questions, and reaches a hand out to touch the lights rippling around them. But she stops short, thinking better of it, remembering herself and the concept of personal space. She clasps her hands together to keep them in line, still clearly itching for answers, but trying to get the conversation back on track. To address Helix's own question before she started going off with her own.

"Apologies, that was rude of me," she says. She takes a few steps back to return Helix's space to them, but it takes a few moments longer for her to pull her gaze from the lights. "A picture, yes? That is something I can agree to! What type of picture would you like? Most pictures of me are taken while performing, but I've done a fair share of professional portraits!"

"Ah, but I suppose those were all taken in my true form. I've never had a photo taken in this form. I'm less able to manuver myself which definately puts a limit on posing." Her brow furrows in thought, thinking of ways to best fufill Helix's request perfectly. Her unfamilarity with her current form throws a wrench in what she can think up, but she eventually comes upon an idea.

"Oh, I know! I can change my appearance! Changing my attire completly might push too close to the limits of my energy, but I should be able to change a small thing to better suit your vision without drawback. Just say the word and I'll change it!" she chirps, lips spreading into an easy grin. The jewel in the center of her chest starts to glow and sparkle, prepared to change appearance as instructed.

[askfatesguardian]

Previous / / @hoodies-pokemon-ranch

-x-

She... had to guess?

From color alone she couldn't really think of any Legends she knew. Yet she had a strange feeling this person wasn't one of the mortal races of Pokémon. There was... an almost otherworldly feeling.

Kreilanna was... vastly lacking in knowledge thanks to her lifestyle.

"Erm... I'm quite certain you're another Legend, but forgive me if I cannot place what you are. I know very few of them, actually."

[ask-team-misfit]

For a moment, watching Destino rise back up, looking pained almost, seemed to bring him back to reality a little. He stood a little straighter. His tail lowered somewhat, and his fur stood a little less on end. His breathing was a bit heavy from shouting so much.

His voice lowered to a growl at their initial response.

Lief: "Ohh, I am not taking this from you..."

His tail flicked behind him, hard as a whip. Quite a few more berries came tumbling out as they were shaken loose from his fuzz.

Lief: "I have half a mind to... t-to..."

They had started stepping closer. He took some steps back, now struggling to keep up his glare the longer he maintained eye contact.

As quick as it came, that burning anger faded. At best, he was moderately annoyed with how Destino was talking down to him.

At worst, he felt afraid. The calm tone of voice, the talk of execution... it brought forth a familiar, sickening feeling in his gut.

Lief: "Get away from me."

He wanted to sound firm and stand his ground, but instead his voice came out lower and audibly shaky.

Speaking of shaking. He tried to ignore that he may have literally been shaking.

Lief: "I-I said, get awa-!"

Then he saw it. The thing from his dreams.

He scrambled back in shock, nearly tumbling backwards.

[ ID: A sequence of three grayscale drawings, arranged in one big panel above two small ones. The first panel shows Lief, a hybrid of Sylveon and Ribombee, recoiling in fear and directly facing the viewer. The background shows various, greyed out scenes including Monarch Destino, notably the ones where they attacked him. The second panel shows Lief again from his right side, reacting with shock and an italicized "-?!" floating by his muzzle. The final panel shows Destino as their regular self, looking somewhat surprised. End ID ]

And in a blink, it was gone.

Destino was talking to him again like nothing happened...

[ ID: A sequence of two grayscale drawings arranged in one wide panel on top of another. The first image shows a zoomed out view of Lief looking towards the viewer nervously, with some onlookers represented by a black silhouette in the foreground. The second image shows the onlookers in question, with varying expressions of shock, surprise, worry and even anger. End ID ]

Did they see what he saw?

Upon seeing their faces, he dreaded the answer.

[ featuring Rimi from @ask-the-shiny-pokemons ; Impmon from @hoodies-monster-ranch ; Wo and Oki from @the-feral-one ; Sirius from @book-of-legends ; Athena from @ask-a-wooper-n-mew bg drawings by @/ask-the-royal-absol; edited by me ]

(Response to: https://www.tumblr.com/ask-team-misfit/747248524259885056/destino-approaches-lief-carry-a-body-pillow-of )

Seems that this evening was going to be full of surprising events. First they had made someone cry and now Lief, someone who Destino had heard could have a little fun, shoved them and became angry at their words. Not just once, twice. What was happening? What they had said wasn't even the worst insult they could have come up with. Oh great, Felix had warned them before about the consequences of their actions. Perhaps they should have taken his advice for once. Then again, Destino didn't really want to think about their so-called friend at this current moment.

Slowly picking themselves back up from the floor after the second shove, Destino brushed themselves off with their paws, taking time to ensure everything was back in place. They turned to check themselves. Seems everything was in order, except from the pain from being pushed over. They were going to feel that for a bit. Destino placed the pillow down, looking directly into Lief’s eyes. No smile, not even a smirk. Their eyebrows furrowed and their tone was of a more serious nature.

"You know if I was given poor advice, I wouldn't take it. I would choose to ignore it. It's like if I was to tell you to jump into a fire. Would you do that? No, I doubt you would. You'd use a little bit of that initiative to consider whether it was a good idea or not. You were the one that chose to take my advice. I don't see how I could be the one to blame for all of this when you decided to act on the advice I gave you. It was your choice. Not mine."

The urge to throw an insult in there was strong. Very strong. However, it didn't seem the right time for it. Destino didn't want to cause this fairy to come at them again. They already had a deep-rooted fear of them in the first place. Who knows what this one would do if they continued to push? He seemed rather volatile at the moment. Destino had to show him they were more powerful. They couldn't let this fairy think he could do as he pleased. Destino stepped forward, getting closer to Lief. Their voice felt rather calm in tone.

"I really don't appreciate being shoved, fairy. Especially not by one of your kind. It's not often I allow someone to touch me. And for someone of your status to feel it's ok to push around royalty for the sake of your anger? If we were in my kingdom right now, I guarantee that would lead to immediate execution.”

Destino felt a little surprised that that last statement left their lips. It felt incredibly weird. They needed to dial it back a bit. Bring the vibes of the evening back. Shaking off the feeling, they brought a slightly more light-hearted tone to their voice.

"Sadly, this isn't my kingdom. I don't have the power to carry out any threats should I so desire. However, perhaps you need to consider if you should be using physical action in a place like this. I mean, looking at the amount of legends here, I doubt they'd be most pleased with some lowly mortal trying to cause a fight at a peaceful event like this. Trust me, I've had my share of legends kicking my ass. It's a pain to recover from. Go get a drink or something to calm that anger of yours, buddy. I thought maybe I'd be able to have a bit of banter or something with you but if you're going to take out your issues on me, I don't want to be a part of it. I've already got enough on my plate to deal with without having another to stack on top.”

Destino felt gross. That was too friendly for them. Urgh, this evening was turning out to be more troublesome for them than what they had hoped.

@ask-team-misfit

[blues-sues]

Did another art style challenge!

The styles are in order;

@the-mew-crew

@inaris-pokemon-world

@thatt-bored-artist

@kantaroth

@hoodies-pokemon-ranch

@phlurrii

@mewtwoandme

@loupy-mongoose

@dxzziie

And finally, @distortionmewtwo

These were genuinely super fun to do! I took suggestions from ppl for which styles to draw so thanks to everyone who suggested one!

[pokemon-ash-aus]

Was doing some snoot studies of some peeps mews!

Leek (green) belongs to @hoodies-pokemon-ranch

Fang (dark pinkish) belongs to @blues-sues

Perzi and Rosemary (orange and pink) belong to @loupy-mongoose

Lucifer (light pink) belongs to @distortionmewtwo

River (brown) belongs to @moondropcat

Ark (dark gray) belongs to @the-mew-crew

And finally “Cool Mew” (light blue) belongs to @tazerpones

[distortionmewtwo]

-The Unown shifts from next to Uv to spin and rotate their body in frustration outlet needing to move as they think-

How could that detail even slip your mind?? Oh this is what I shall claim as my champion this is my champion then just oop this is a child huh how did I end up with a child oh well. Just,! I cannot comprehend such a detail slipping I know time moves differently with God's when you're alive so long years can blink into seconds or months can feel like a lifespan it's all complex and disproportionate but you didn't even make plans with yourself on what sort of training you'd provide your champion when old enough?! I can understand waiting while Uv was a child but did you never set anything up in advance?? An area to play to learn coordination to dodge and dive and be wary of flying obstacles nearby, when Uv learned their first move did that not remind you that he needed to know more?? I'm sorry Giratina but your love for Uv and forgetfulness has endangered Uvs safety!

And stars above but all three of you are so stupid! You picked yours first, who's to say Dialga couldn't have foresaw these events with time powers?? I don't know if you three took an honorary oath to not use your respective ability to your advantage when picking a champion but even if you didn't you didn't even pick at the same time! If Dialga and Palkia knew and saw and sensed you picking Uv that immediately gave them both an edge in their choosing and with Palkia choosing last that gives an advantage over you and Dialga!

Non of these champions are going to be proportionate to the battle they need to partake in, Uv no training, Dialgas champion HAS had training and if Palkia has only just picked a champion who knows what kind of creature was found that Palkia feels so confident to call for a battle effective immediately. This little proxy war isnt fair by any means in terms of power levels experiences equality or anything! Save for Uv everyone else has an advantage if Dialga checked the flow of time and found a timeline with a champion which guaranteed victory and if Palkia already saw what you both picked and waited to choose a champion with power and typing advantage over the pair of you!

God's this is so stupid all of it and I hate it I hate it so so much because I know there's nothing I can say even if I convince you I don't know if your siblings will listen be reasonable and I don't know what sort of empathy and care your father has if Arceus here would even step in, you all need to be thrown into a pocket dimension away from everything where you can fight it out and sort out all your shit!

-The Unown heaves heavy breaths-

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, just, I don't know, this fight isn't fair I've already raved my piece about it and I still stand by the idea you three should just ask 3 rattata to have a play fight but I know your egos will get in the way and there's always going to be subtle differences between each of their strengths due to natural variation nature's what not, and you can't exactly ask a mew to create three pokemon of completely identical stats purely for this battle as creating life just for the benefit and satisfactory pleasure of God's wanting to know who's better is all kinds of messed up. Not to mention I don't know your siblings I don't know how liable any of you are to cheating which could just urg break everything in the everywhere all at once. -The Unown floats down in a sigh exhale drooping after their rant, no matter what they thought of they couldn't see anything working out, they already felt as though this was an event that could not be changed and it only made them feel worse-

- U

IV belongs to @hoodies-monster-ranch !

[kahurangithemew]

AH! THANK YOU! <3

also, I'm so sorry it took so long to reply/repost I kept forgetting ^.^;

Also, I haven't mentioned it, but she's not very good at bubbles, so she's concentrating super hard to give this wonderful pose! XD <3

For the drawing, my mew girl https://www.tumblr.com/kahurangithemew/722792453990727680/hi-there-my-name-is-kahurangi-i-live-in-a?source=share

And, any and all asks are appreciated!

Bubble time!

[lightofunova]

from distortionmewtwo- yknow what, I'll bite- we can swap the Giratinas ;3c

(art by @hoodies-pokemon-ranch !)

"Mind if I take this for a bit??"

I think he likes it!!

[singularity-and-co]

( @hoodies-pokemon-ranch ???)

A white Arceus curiously observed this realm before seeing the other Arceus, taking a human form oddly, they heard something about… timelines? Which made their throat tighten as they asked gently.

“So you too? How many timelines are you on?” There was a twinge of melancholy before a question was asked after.

“Did you… keep making new versions of your children? I don’t see any others.”

The Arceus noticed this one take their regular form. He supposed it would be more fitting to answer in his too. His form shifted and changed.

Arceus: I do not wish for this one to fail. I can’t let it fail. I just can’t. It meant my children perished with each universe that was destroyed. I couldn’t save them. I had to make new ones each time. I tried to make them similar to the last. But, when the length of each universe varies, I just can’t quite get them the exact same. That’s why I have to be strict with my children, to prevent anything going wrong that could lead to this universe ending up with the same fate as the others.

Arceus: It’s bad but it’s been so long since my first universe that I can’t remember the face of my original children. It’s probably similar to their current iterations but I can’t be certain. Seems you are also in a similar boat. How many for you?

[the-last-of-alto-mare]

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@hoodies-pokemon-ranch

"S-sure, why not? If it's helping you with your painting. Umm...sorry, should I keep my eyes open or...close it? Kinda got tired of kept them close....I-I just close them in a second..."

[shimmeringtidepools]

The tall man was busy flirting, face ablaze when he heard someone ask him a question. His smile falling in annoyance, he turned on his heels to see who it was, only to be met with a younger smaller giratina.

Curious. He found himself curious about her, like they were him. Huffing, he resigned that it might not be a so bad to answer her question.

“Actually, no. I’m not. I believe I can understand the misconception though…” he started, before kneeling down to her height. “My… father, deigned it that the legendaries of my world would be made as humans as to become closer to his precious creations. That is why I am in such a form.” He explained, his tone and demeanor gentler than previous. “Little did he know that humanity would be able to do such horrendous acts.”

“I may not have a pokemon form, however I am still just as powerful as anyone else here.” His brow furrowed a bit. “I do have a different appearance, however if I were to relax dear old dad would have my head on a platter, so.”

“Not that it concerns you, or anyone else.” Suddenly, he realized something in his heart had grown colder. The warmth and fluttering he had felt prior had left, leaving him lonely and desolate. Looking over at Parisa, he felt almost nothing looking at her. Sure she was pretty, however he hardly knew her.

And yet, as it dawned on Giratina what had happened, he felt embarrassment and anger well up in his chest. How dare that enamorous do such an act?! And not only that, but the torment he recieved from Parisa leading him on?! He glared at her smirking face that spited him. Gods, how uncouth. How could this world’s arceus let a legend run rampant as such?!

“Get control of your Enamorous. Before something dangerous happens.” He spoke low, a growl. “What might be fun and games can quickly change to emotions being toyed with.”

Turning to leave, he catches sight of the younger legend, eyes unreadable as he melts into the shadows of the floor. Not a trace of him is left behind.

Cursed Crush: 3/3 Curse is broken!!

@sinnohsiblings @hoodies-pokemon-ranch

[johtobcrn]

@unovasrose liked for a starter!

Winter Break for Naranja Academy had started and Connor took the opportunity to go home back to Johto to spend time with his family, but the trainer found himself back in the heart of Ecruteak City to reabsorb all it had to offer. He had always been fond of the city, and it felt good to be home. Sirius returned back to his side, the melanistic Raichu not leaving it since his trainer came home from Paldea.

While munching on a snack, Connor blinked when he spotted a girl with her Serperior. Whoa, he hadn't seen a Serperior since his adventure in Unova. He made a mental note to check on his team back at the ranch once his excursion was done. Swallowing his food, he walked over with his hands in the pocket of his hoodie as he grinned.

❝ Hey there! Welcome to Ecruteak City! ❞ He motioned to the snake-pokemon. ❝ Hah, I haven't seen a Serperior in years! Makes me want to visit Unova again. ❞

[askfatesguardian]

<Previous / @hoodies-pokemon-ranch>

She gazed up at the night sky, taking in Helix's words with silent awe. When was the last time she simply... took in the world around her? Embraced the nature and life she guarded?

Kreilanna smiles to herself, eyes shifting their gaze to the quietly swaying grass beneath their feet. For being taught to re-examine her surroundings... She wished to repay this new friend of hers in kind.

Slowly, she took some steps forward, a soft blue glow emanating from her body. Buried deep within her soul she called to her sleeping power. The blood of her fallen adoptive father. Her arms she raised as she turned to face towards Helix as her smile grows warmer.

"Then... let me give you a gift of my own, Helix. In exchange for showing me how else to look at the world around me." Her voice is soft, though somehow isn't lost in the gentle wind that blows.

The moment she is done speaking, a small ring of glowing white-blue flowers form at their feet. Blue particles of light flutter off their petals in response to Kreilanna bringing them to life. Once settled the glow fades from her body as she turns her smile up towards them.

"I hope you like them."

[ask-the-royal-absol]

(Reply to this: https://www.tumblr.com/hoodies-pokemon-ranch/731212175718449152/long-post-ahead-with-some-creepy-imagery-viewer )

(Note: this takes place just after Singularity left the library.)

Singularity stopped as soon as he saw the painter blocking his path. They looked incredibly different. He was curious about the form they had taken. What was the reason for it? The painter seemed pleasant earlier. Singularity could feel some hostility coming from them. He didn’t want to fight them at all but he had to do something. They were in his way.

He approached the painter, each step creating more and more distortion around him. He lowered himself slightly so he could get a good look at them. It was fascinating really. He actually had a form similar to this. He wondered if the painter’s form was influenced by their world’s Giratina.

His deep voice became more distorted than it usually was. The air around him warped and twisted.

“If you go around looking like that, who knows who you’ll frighten. I’m sure the guests here wouldn’t appreciate it. I’d suggest you revert back to normal. I’d certainly much prefer seeing that gorgeous face of yours.”

He touched their face, inching closer toward them.

“Unless you really want to see something truly terrifying.”

@hoodies-pokemon-ranch