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How we feeling EN twst?
#twisted wonderland#percy's bullshit#as someone who's f2p and whaling is not even an option cause had to download to bullshit the 'not available in country'#august gonna be rough :')#literally I spend quite some keys to get master chef malleus thinking 'they're not gonna release Club Floyd yet'#also forgetting the birthday promotions#honk honk I'm a clown
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Public Enemies (2009)
Directed by Michael Mann
Cinematography by Dante Spinotti
#sat through 2hrs and 20 mins for less than 4 minutes of giovanni#honk honk i'm a clown#michael mann#dante spinotti#public enemies#2009
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#bg3edit#gale dekarios#gale of waterdeep#tara the tressym#baldur's gate 3#bg3#baldurs gate 3#gamingedit#dailygaming#ch: gale dekarios#ch: tara the tressym#vg: baldur's gate 3#series: baldur's gate#gif: mybg3#there's no way tara wouldn't come flying if she heard that#i'm still salty larian cut her content from companion gale#honking my own clown nose 🤡
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#tbdate#I'm such an honest to god CLOWN#honk honk#they both die at the end#rufus emeterio#mateo torrez#adam silvera
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Oh what to Paint.. Hmm..
This is very messy!!! But.. I think I like it like that! I have realised that its fun to mess around a lot more with my style! Even if that does mean I'm switching between styles day to day.. AH!
Remember, friends! Have fun with your doodling and take Good care of yourselves! Now I'm going to get a nice long rest.. Sleep well or have a very Nice day!
(Ooh! Also! In future I may have my signature as my regular one, with my Name! Rather than catliker49! So.. beware of that! haha :o))
#my art#ufff my fingers hurt too much to ramble....#I do want to go on about the Film I watched the other day with my Friends#I will do that in the morning!#and by that I most likely mean#1PM!#or whenever I wake up..#and if I remember...#AAH!#I want to sleep so I'll wrap this up super quickly!!!#take care!#welcome home#wally darling#welcome home arg#welcome home fanart#wally darling fanart#wally welcome home#eye strain#(I love this outfit so much by the way..#yelling a lot!!#if I wasnt exhausted#haha!!)#last last thing#BACKGROUNDS PLEASE COOPERATE WITH ME#IM TRYING SO HARD#PLEEEAAAAASE#ooh! and I have a clown horn now!#honk honk!#my friends are already fed up#and NOW I'm done rambling...
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Not me writing a short fic about Lavellan reuniting with Solas in the Lighthouse only to find out the very next day that Solas is, in fact, not there.
Ah well. It can be after we spring him from the Fade.
#because we WILL spring him from the Fade and he WILL get back together with Lavellan or SO HELP ME#Dragon Age#DA:V#DA:TV#Dragon Age: the Veilguard#Dragon Age: Veilguard#Solas#i'm the clown#the clown is me#no regrets though#join me in the Solavellan Clown Car#honk honk
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anybody else suddenly reminded of the days when JKR first began showing her transphobic ass and a whole lot of people smugly came out of the woodwork to proclaim they never liked her and they knew she was ~problematic~ and they always thought her writing sucked
#jfc guys. seriously?#i'm not even gonna touch the whole 'well OBVIOUSLY he was awful because he was a filthy PROSHIPPER' debate#because at that point i'm just putting on a clown nose and honking it
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that moment where buggy took his coat off, started pacing around and then showed off his power and whispered "wanna see what else i can do?" ohhhhh the good lord won't like these thoughts i'm having. no, i shan't say them out loud.
#buggy the clown#opla#one piece#opla spoilers#sorry god i'm not even tryna be your strongest soldier like i'm waving my white flag here#i just wanna go honk honk on his d-*gets shot*
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Haunted Honk Updated Bones 2 - Return of the Honk
Hello Internet Stranger looking up G Gundam on Tumblr dot com!
This is an idea for a Horror Alternate Universe involving Queer Non-Canon Relationships between the characters of the series.
It is based on the idea in the post that is linked above.
If you are not looking for this content please scroll on.
If you ARE looking for this content - and you're ok with reading my and other's Headcanons for this Alternate Universe I've haphazardly spun up -
Then go ahead and feel free to:
Check The Tags Of This Post For The Pairings
and click the Read More below!
Also the majority of the brainstorming is happening in the replies if you're so inclined.
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Behold! The Second Update! 🎉🎊🎉🎊
Some of this is just straight copy and pasted from the notes and other bits have been lightly reworded or built upon to connect to other bits.
I'll see y'all in the replies for ideas on new plot points! 🪦💥🌩
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This is backstory and general outline for the most part. There are some sort of written bits mixed in.
It is barely edited. Typos abound.
The dialogue is extremely minimal and it is a framework upon which to build the fic. 💖
I am giving this explanation for the benefit of internet strangers as all parties working on this fic are already familiar.
Hello Internet strangers! 👋
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Wherever the tendrils of the Devil Gundam hovered over the earth, and subsequently were destroyed, are places that may have had DG cells distributed through the atmosphere.
Atmospheric DG plumes have lead to DG infection in those areas. There's also likely tendril debris.
Neo-Japan, since the Devil Gundam's destruction, has been working with Neo and world governments on a cure for DG infection.
At the moment the current treatment involves Kyoji or Schwarz controlling the DG cells of the individual and shutting them down; however, they are making breakthroughs with advancements on a nanocite injection that they're synthesizing with an executable program that shuts the DG cells down.
The biological compatibilities are the hurdle at the moment as evidenced in animal testing.
Kyoji and Domon are traveling to some sites in the USA that were affected by tendrils. Domon is there as a body guard since Schwarz is handling infection cases elsewhere (unspecified).
Chibodee is their escort. America is a Different Beast to Japan even in the future. So they'll need an escort to get through the militant landscape and across the sheer distance of it all.
Rain wanted to come with them, but with the volatility of the current landscape of the US - Especially where they're going - Kyoji didn't want to needlessly risk her safety.
He's assured her that Domon, Chibodee, and Chibodee's team will be watching his back.
Dr. Kasshu will be with them for the first days in New York to help with setup of the mobile lab before heading back to Neo Japan to continue working alongside Rain.
Once they've rested and are ready to head out, Domon, Chibodee, Kyoji, and The Gals will take Neo America's Core Lander and a mobile lab to the TD Site and it should be a fairly straight forward affair since they've gotten permission from the national and state governments, as well as permission from Gunsinto to be in the area.
They shouldn't be more than a few days travel to get there and retrieve samples and data and get back. He should be gone a week at the absolute most.
Kyoji gives rain the contact info to their hotel in New York as well as their sponsored Gunsinto accommodations in the Midwest and lets her know that he'll call once they've arrived palnetside.
He makes good on that promise the next day, letting Rain know that their shuttle landed, Chibodee and the girls picked them up without hassle, and lets them know that they're set to have a great dinner at a favorite restaurant of Chibodee's that evening.
Seeing Chibodee is like a breathe of fresh air that Domon didn't know he needed. Life has been so needlessly complicated lately but after Chibodee releases him from the bear hug given in greeting and throws an arm over Domon's shoulders they fall into step as if they'd never been apart.
Keeping in touch wasn't exactly easy. Domon doesn't respond quite as often as Chibidee would like, but every message Chibodee left was listened to and saved.
Ever since they got wind of this mission it's all either of them has had on their minds for days.
I need some help here with feelings and dialogue and inner thoughts but Basically
They both independently realize with clarity over the days leading up and the time in New York how much they've missed each other and how easy and comfortable it all is - being teamed up again.
Domons semi-recent revelations and feelings fresh on his mind. Chibodees crush ever looming.
Hearts racing. Feeling lighter than they have in God Knows How Long. Chibodee smiling so much his face cramps. Domon feeling so comfortable and nearly zen he loses his permanent frown from constantly thinking and just vibes. Smiling occasionally even!
Chibodee proposes they spar real quick before dinner "To work up an appetite! And C'mon! I wanna see what I'm up against in the upcoming Gundam Fight!" With a grin slamming his left fist into his open right hand. (He's left handed right? Or was that someone else?)
They Spar and there's Feelings
@thedragonchilde has written a beautiful scene that I've linked below
Then they have dinner together and later part to settle in their hotel rooms for the evening.
The next day they focus on briefing the expedition and setting up the Mobile Lab that The Gals will be in charge of transporting.
Once the lab is set up, they see Dr. Kasshu off on his shuttle back to Neo Japan that has been on standby since they arrived.
Kyoji volunteers to ride with The Gals under the excuse of getting a head start on some data processing - but really it's to give Domon and Chibodee some time alone together.
Chibodee is not about to let himself be alone in a Core Lander with Domon for HOURS. He may blurt out something he regrets. He insists that Kyoji ride with them and leave the Gals to themselves.
As they make their way out west, Chibodee starts explaining why they'll want to keep their guard up.
There's been a lot of unrest recently and especially the last 10 years since Gunsinto bought out the last of their land and displaced so many communities.
Domon asks occasional questions but Kyoji isn't saying much of anything at all. Opting to rest most of the journey.
Domon seems tense, which is understandable considering the events before they left New York.
A thought: can Kyoji and Schwarz communicate via cellular connection similar to a human cell phone situation? They'd both be planet-side so I feel like it ought to be possible
With that in mind - maybe Kyoji and Schwarz have been catching up whenever they have free time and part of Kyoji being to silent is he's messaging Schwarz and lamenting his fate being stuck in the Core Lander with these two.
Schwarz pities Kyoji but can't help the schadenfreude at what Kyoji is going through. Kyoji is understandably less amused but sees the humor in it and they start discussing progress that Schwarz has made with calming and healing people abroad.
Kind of a nod to what will come in the scary bits.
I'm thinking that when the emp goes off, maybe a signal scrambler starts after that interferes with cell and radio signal in the area so when Kyoji tries to reach out to Schwarz he's cut off.
Thoughts?
Suddenly they hear gunfire and what might be a canon of some kind.
They expected resistance outside of Gunsinto territory but they didn't expect it after they crossed the border!
Aren't the Greenlords supposed to be patrolling the area???
So they're on the run from a group that blames Domon and Kyoji for all the bullshit post DG Incident. The group is made up of various parties working together to hold Neo Japan responsible for their crimes against humanity since nothing held up in court and Neo Japan is currently in control. Plus near endless bitterness at America's loss of Super Power status for decades and the effect that that has had on their economy and natural resources put under stress from these Big Space Battles.
Chibodee and The Gals are aware of THIS group of violent individuals… but they're not aware of the OTHER group of violent individuals. (The Clown gangs are kept under wraps by the Greenlords - Gunsinto's private militia similar to to the Pinkertons as going public would be an embarrassment and an open invitation to more trespassers.)
They have a good idea of what weapons they have at their disposal and what their general tactics are.
They decide to split up and have The Gals create a distraction to lure the majority of the aggressors off before rendezvousing close to the TD Site in this region.
After they split, the core lander has some issues and breaks down in the middle of nowhere. As they break down Kyoji has an awful headache. There's a terrible signal he can feel and he knows it affected the core lander's processors but he's not sure what it is.
(It's a device that broadcasts a malicious signal that infects the processing units of hovering vehicles - was gonna be an emp but realized that would mess up their gps. It has only a very mild effect on DG cells it seems. Their GPS was made by the Kasshus with DG tech so it's unaffected. - Their communicator was issued by Gunsinto and was not so lucky - it's dead.)
Luckily for them their map data integrated into their GPS shows there should be a former town nearby.
The nearest town is seemingly abandoned. There's simply not enough water here according to Chibodee.
The only building not completely crumbled is a lone Motel. Chibodee curses his Rotten Fucking Luck. (Clown Music!)
They're exhausted from carrying their emergency supplies through the heat of the day. They're not going any further. This will have to be it. Domon is clearly tense and Chibidee seems about to jump out of his skin but Kyoji doesn't really know why. He could be over sensitive after sitting with their tension in the core lander and then walking with them through the heat.
Chibodee considers attempting to convince them to camp outside but with the wind picking up as bad as it is, he has no leg to stand on. They'll be sleeping inside.
Strange though. There's a light on. That's odd.
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While the guys were crashing and walking The Gals have incapacitated the pursuers after radioing in help from the Greenlords who are cooperating on this mission.
They're of course like “Whaaaaaat? That's Crazyyyyyyyyy.” And don't breathe a word of The Other Issue Inside The Fields. Instead electing to simply refuel the mobile lab and send some extra men with The Gals as an escort.
The Gals start back on their journey to Rendevous with the guys.
They arrive at the TD Site with no sign of the guys. After waiting 2 hours they decide to try and ping Chibodee's location.
There's no result. What they assumed was poor signal is worrying them now.
As they double back in the direction the guys should have been coming from they discover the crashed Core Lander and some prints headed South West.
They check their maps of the area which indicate a former town a few miles south west. They hop in their mobile lab and head that way.
When they make it to the town, the only standing structure is a Clown Themed Motel that looks like it was pulled straight out of a historical classic horror film.
They share a look then laugh. There's no way Chibodee would be here. They decide to check for other towns and head further south. Eventually as it starts to get dark the escort advises that they head to the designated accommodations for the evening and the Greenlords will start a search.
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Meanwhile, Kyoji kept his word to Rain that he and his father would check in when they arrived in New York. When the second day stretches on with no word - Rain starts to worry.
Her father has made it home, but she's still heard no word from Kyoji.
On Rain's 5th call in as many hours -at about 2:00 AM- The Gals answer.... it's Bad News.
They've been separated by a roaming militia group hellbent on serving American Justice to these Neo Japan Planet Destroyers. The Gals were supposed to Rendevous with Chibodee and the guys at the TD site but they never showed and they didn't find them on their way to the Gunsinto Accomodations either.
The Gals reassure her that the Greenlords and Gunsinto are starting a search and they should have word soon.
Dread starts to settle in the pit of Rain's stomach.
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Meanwhile The Guys walk into the Hotel expecting it to be abandoned. It certainly looks that way from the outside.
As they walk in though, they meet a rather average looking man smoking a cigar and watching some movies on a TV in the corner of the dark Lobby.
He looks surprised (he isnt) and quickly stubs out his cigar in the ash tray nearby before walking into the only light in the lobby by the front desk.
He welcomes them with a smile and asks how many guests. Letting them know that unfortunately he's only got one room available and There's Only the One Bed. He asks if that's alright.
Chibodee sputters. Shocked that there's someone here at all. He asks as much and the man says that the Hotel is a side business of the Greenlords’ for “Employee Services” if you catch his drift.
Average guy asks after them as he's never seen them before. Kyoji has a bad feeling and smooths things over by advising that they're there as horticultural graduate students studying genetic modification with their Professor and a few other students. Kyoji tells a tale of how they got separated in the fields and this was the closest area with shelter according to their map data.
The Average guy is surprised to hear that they have a functioning GPS and says that this area has bad signal. It's a blessing they can find their way.
He directs them to their room and leaves back toward the lobby.
Kyoji has a bad feeling. He can sense a ton of corrupted DG cells nearby. Somewhere underground, but isn't sure why or what it means.
He also keeps getting flashes of screaming men and women in clown costumes….
He relays as much to Domon privately as Chibodee is clearly already on edge and doesn't need any more stress.
Kyoji asks Domon if Chibodee is alright. Domon informs him that clowns and clown imagery is a problem but there's really nothing they can do about it in this situation. His fists are clenched. Domon i's pissed they have to stay here.
Kyoji takes a moment to let Domon know he'll take the floor and for Chibodee and Domon to take the bed. This throws Domon for a loop, but before he can argue Kyoji insists that out of the 3 of them he can probably take the most stress and that Chibodee looks like he needs someone to sleep next to.
Kyoji also mentions that he'll be blocking his hearing on a nano level to give them privacy in case they need to talk. Domon is a bit flustered by this but decides to take it in stride and go to Chibodee who is pacing and silently melting down. He looks like he's about to both through the window and back into the fields.
Domon puts a hand on Chibodee’s shoulder and suggests they go ahead and bunk down for the night.
He and Domon each take a seat on the end of the bed while Kyoji remains standing and they discuss Watch Rotation.
It'll probably be better to have 2 people awake and 1 person resting at any given time.
None of them trust this guy at the front desk. Especially not Kyoji.
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Not sure how to segue from bunking down to the horror bit below gracefully; but I know we need to.
I feel like it's the perfect time for Domon and Chibodee to take Kyoji up on his offer of audible privacy to have a quick heart to heart..... before it's unfortunately and terrifyingly interrupted. 😨
Mostly because I'm mean. 😂
Domon clumsily offers comfort / encouragement.
(Watch him actually offer to beat up any clowns that show up.) That allows for a nice bit of irony when things suddenly get Worse.
Idk how Domon would say it but something along the lines of "I'd never let another clown near you" or "I'd beat down any clown any day. Don't worry.”
That would actually get a shaky laugh out of Chibodee, and maybe a joking "my hero", a sincere thank-you, and an apology for being so on edge (kind of a "thanks for putting up with me" type of deal)
Domon takes both of Chibodees hands in his much smaller ones and Chibodee really feels So Safe in that moment
"Hey, I mean it. You're not doing this alone.”
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My first thought for 4 is that it probably looks like a normal-ass bed but in the middle of the night when both the guys are like half asleep, a clown hand bursts up from the center of the mattress in a classic zombie style Then an improbable amount slowly crawl out of that same hole as Chibodee drags Domon to the door (Domon for his credit is ready to beat a clown with another clown)
Since the FC does have the lightest touch of Newtype bullshit (mostly seen in the Schwarz/Rain chase scene where Schwarz gets the newtype flash), I'm interested in it being ghosts because the NT thing sometimes goes that way.
Ghosts usually have some kind of backstory as to why they're around, and I think it fits the setting to have a sort of clown culture war going on
so you have gangs like the one that killed Chibodee's mom, and then you get ordinary clowns going vigilante to hunt the ones that do that down for flagrant violation of the clown code
But the problem with vigilantism is you sometimes get the wrong guy, so that eventually happens and another group of clowns goes vigilante to go after the first group because they've gone bad (doesn't matter whether or not this is true for our purposes). And then you get more guys like the original circus terrorists playing themselves off as vigilantes as an excuse to kill people.
So now you have a clown gang war and more clown terrorists than you started with. And with the other problems Earth and the Colonies have it isn't *really* a big enough deal for anyone outside of the business to really care, so you get a sort of uneasy status quo with occasional bursts of clown violence.
The motel in question has a ghost problem because it's a former base of operations of a clown gang, where they would frequently dispose of their clown victims.
Chibodee is not at all aware of this. Or else he never would have agreed to this. He would have had some sort if Military backup. Gunsinto and The Greenlords have kept this under wraps to avoid broadcasting their farm territory as terrorist territory.
The clowns were affected by DG cells pre-murder and with Kyoji nearby they seem to be activating.
Yikes.
Kyoji can affect DG cells in a lof of situations... but can he affect them to his advantage now?
Here's the scene:
The guys are getting comfortable and about to sleep when suddenly the lamp they'd left on switches off and they start to hear a circus melody from somewhere out in the hallway.
Chibodee freezes up and starts to breathe heavier. Domon figures the music may be part of the model's gimmick and tries to turn the lamp back on. It doesn't turn back on. He tries again. It doesn't respond.
Concept: the arrival of the clowns is preceded by *laughter*. Just voices getting louder and nearer and more numerous, building up to a goddamn chorus of infernal cackling that triggers Chibodee halfway to a panic attack, with Domon's tight grip and shouts of "stay with me" just barely keeping him in the present, and as the laughing reaches a fever pitch, THAT'S when the first hand bursts through the bed.
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Kyoji hears it first via Newtype tomfoolery but shrugs it off as just not controlling his cells well or something at first and maybe Domon getting Chibodee to laugh or something.
Then as it becomes more numerous and he's like "Uh Oh!" And stands up to alert the guys.
While he's searching for a way to warn them that won't immobilize Chibodee the guys start hearing it and it's sort of too late.
So for this section we have 2 different options from two different post threads.
In the first post thread we had the idea of kyoji having the newtype flash awareness of the zombies mentally
In the second post thread we have the idea that since Kyoji has closed his hearing off that he doesn't hear the clowns laughter so he's unaware of their approach and Domon has to alert him when he jumps put of bed.
This specifically:
It might be more effective to have Domon forget this and be really confused over why the noise doesn't seem to have woken his brother.
And yeah well have Domon jump out of bed at the first sign of the noise and shake kyoji awake with his foot while he keeps a hand on Chibodee to try and ground him
We can find a way to combine these or we can go with one or the other.
I'm cool with all 3 options but I will say that I'm finding it hard to combine them.
The only idea I've had for combining them is that Kyoji has genuinely fallen asleep first while Domon and Chibodee are on watch and interprets his Newtype Flash of the horde as a stress nightmare.
And then when Domon jumps out of bed and kicks him awake he turns on his hearing and realizes it was real after all.
He doesn't have time to explain what's coming before the hand pops out if the bed between where Domon is standing at the edge of it and Chibodee is laying and panicking.
I'm good for any of the 3 options though.
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Domon's instincts are screaming at him to get standing and in a ready position to fight but he's trying to get Chibodee - who has frozen- to snap out if it and stand with him when BOOM!!! 💥✊🦾🧟 The hand and several others follow.
Domon would have been focused on Chibodee and Kyoji’s hearing would have been terminated so they wouldn't have heard a large metal bar latch into place while the laughter was building.
Because lobby guy is outside their room's exit door planning to come in through the door to the adjoining room - not knowing his past victims have come shambling back into existence. (He can't hear them from his position in the hallway and the music he's got playing)
Chibodee's flight instinct finally triggers when the hands pop out and he's off the bed and across the room at the door in a flash, struggling to open it - finding it locked. Domon is hot on his heels with Kyoji close behind and he kicks the door when he gets to it.
What they thought was a normal metal door seems to be solid - not hollow - and won't budge. Domon takes half a step back, and looks to the window. On the way in they noticed it was boarded up. Tornado precaution the Lobby Guy had earlier explained. That couldn't be hard to break through!
He opens the curtains to steel panels bolted into the reinforced steel window frame. Domon is stunned.
Someone planned this. Someone is trying to kill them.
He slowly looks behind him at the bed and the platform beneath it jumping wildly. They're trapped in here, with something Truly Awful, and There's No Escape.
He has to protect Chibodee and Kyoji at All Costs. His crest is flaring as he steps between them and the bed.
(Figured that was a good place to note the state of the Crest Connection)
But at that moment when Chibidee is frantically slamming and kicking the door and Lobby Guy thinks that all of them are focused on that door he busts open the adjoining door with a knife in hand planning to stab and kill these mid twenties and early 30s college kids.
So the room is pitch black when they hear the other door fly open and slam against the wall while they hear the bed jumping and ripping apart and what sounds like giant metal doors straining under the platform that the bed is on top of.
When lobby guy lunges at them, Domon blocks him and kicks him towards the bed. The knife falls out of his hands and as he reaches for it the platform and bed bursts apart and he's grabbed and pulled back by what is clearly a dead clown into what sounds like a crowd of clowns behind them.
As Lobby Guy disappears screaming into the tangle of limbs clamoring for him,our guys get an eyeful of the threat.
Chibode bolts through the door Lobby Guy came from and into a dark winding corridor. The only thing on his mind is putting as much distance between himself and these clowns as possible
But this guy has made some awful maze to chase people through the remains of the motel and the surrounding town in case his victims slip past him.
And it's absolutely heinous with bits of the people he's taken for trophies and very saw-esque. Just like truly Nightmare Fuel that NONE of them would be prepared for.
Chibodee, however, is already running through the flames of his own personal hell- so he's still just booking it down the tunnel and straight into the start of the maze while Domon and Kyoji have taken a moment to try to fight off the pursuing horde.
I think the part where Chibodee starts booking it might be a good time to have Domon beat a clown with another clown. Rather than freezing, he gets distracted and doesn't realize they're getting swarmed.
Kyoji is yelling at Domon to move and finally physically grabs and turns Domon's head towards more clowns than even he can keep back.
Chibodee doesn't stop running until he reaches some bullshit puzzle barrier that Lobby guy had set up.. when he turns around he's ALONE.
But not for long, as another arm shoots out from his right!
Chibodees screams of course
It might be scarier to have Chibodee's scream get Domon hurt; The scream comes from an unexpected direction (because maze) and Domon whirls back around trying to locate Chibodee just in time to get a good zombie claw rake down the arm.
Ooh, might be one of those cases where adrenaline keeps him from registering the extent of the injury at first?
At this point Kyoji's retreating, telling Domon to get moving, and given no alternative direction - Domon rockets down the tunnel after them both.
Domon rockets forward full tilt into the darkness down into the tunnel (it goes down) to find Chibodee fighting for his life at the end of this nightmare tunnel in front of some strange gate in the middle of what seems to have been a section of a have caved In basement laundry room.
After a bit of distance Kyoji stops to try and corral his mind to think for half a moment. He's had a feeling that he's connected to these things and wonders if it might be DG related somehow.
And so he starts trying to tear some of his surroundings down to slow approaching clowns and shambling corpses. If he can test on one of them, then he might stand a chance of figuring out a way to get them out of here in one piece.
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meanwhile, scattered across the cosmos, George, Sai, and Argo wonder why their crests are going crazy.
They're all wondering what the hell is happening and I bet George calls Rain up to be like "What In The World???" And once Rain hears that their crests are going off she knows for sure that something is going down and tries to get in contact with the girls again.
They don't have any updates. :(
Schwarz Meanwhile has gotten to a phone and lets Rain know that his contact with Kyoji was cut off and he hasn't been able to reach him for hours.
Rain gives him the bad news.
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Previous brainstorming:
I think once they get to the SAW PARTY gate they should be together for a little bit, but the maze should either have a puzzle or a trap that splits them up again after a room or two.
Could be a classic wall or bars drop down, isolating one person and forcing them to go a different way, could be some kind of enclosed space with some bait (a key? a fuse?) that drops the person who enters to retrieve it through the floor, could be a fucked-up puzzle that doesn't let you continue unless you split up (forked "airlock" with buttons that need to be pushed at the same time maybe?)
Work that in as a trap room
...I wonder how it might affect the traps given that there's no longer a person controlling them. Will that make them easier or harder to get through?
Yeah I think the fact that Murder Manderson is dead will absolutely be a problem for them but I also think that Chibodee has the lock picking skills necessary to get them through some basic doors should they have the opportunity to get to some more normal locks which may or may not be scattered in the maze to allow him easy and quick ambush access to his victims. The added bonus if they can notice one of these is that there would be few to no dead bodies in those passageways.
So it would make their final escape just a matter of blocking the passage - dodging incoming bodies from the other doors (if they're weak or open) and speed.
IF THEY NOTICE. if not it's All Maze All The Time. GREATEST SAW HITS *BZZZZZZ*
All right, here are some notes I took between patients:
-as well as the outside Shuffles, the crests are definitely burning on our maze boys for each other. (How do the shuffle empathy powers work anyway?) They also may indicate the presence of DG cells with the zombies?
-is the manager at risk of becoming a DG zombie?
-can they magically cleanse DG cells where Kyoji can't cover with his tech? -i mentioned to you before that there's likelihood of a Moment under fire,
an "I can't lose you" confession or "thank God you're alive" embrace or something -ohh we're gonna have fun with personalized torture methods for each of them, aren't we
I definitely think that has to happen! It would be so sweet and also I don't think either of them has the impulse control to stop themselves at this point lmao
Hmmmmm. I'll have to check the wiki for that one.
A) I believe he would be prime for a zombie yeah because he just died and got jumped by all the cells but I also think that because of that he'd be much more sentient and Kyoji may even be able to sense his thought which might be how he finds one of the doors in the first place.
B) I think they'd be limited to what he's directly in front of them
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All of my mutuals are welcome in on this!
#Ended up doing errands for family most of today and trying to edit from the car. 🤦♀️#This might look like hell but it is Posted and I'm happy that it's at least posted#I will say that google docs is surprisingly cooperative on mobile data which I wasn't expecting.#Royal Flush Haunted Honk AU#Haunted Honk#Royal Flush#Domon/Chibodee#Chibodee/Domon#Kyoji/Rain/Schwarz#The Gals#domon kasshu#chibodee crocket#There's Only One Bed#At The Clown Motel
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I don't like that there's an entire month where it's socially acceptable to scare people
#its not funny to me!!!#my bf showed me a video of art the clown walking around a convention scaring people and while most of it wasn't bad he was just honking his#horn behind people to jumpscare them (still not cute and funny imo) but there was a girl who was legitimately scared and covering her face#and he was pointing and laughing at her!! that's not funny!! that's just cruel!!#and I just have always HATED the idea in general that the entire month of October it's okay to just randomly scare#strangers. that's not fun for everybody!!!#if that's how you get your kicks go work at a haunted house or six flags during fright fest where people are opting in to be scared#not just random people at a con trying to have a good time#(I'm also salty bc a fright fest person was at a con once and jumpscared me in September and I was NOT cool with it)#(and they were standing in the middle of this big aisle where you HAD to walk past them and had no choice but to get jumpscared 😒)
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Payasos de rodeo
The rodeo clown (payaso de rodeo), like regular clowns, has the function of entertaining, with the difference that instead of doing it to an audience, their function is to distract the bull to help the cowboy who rides it.
In his defence, then fucked around and find out, and maybe fucking around was "living their life" and finding out was "a very painful and horrific death", but that's not part of the conversation.
Don't jump in front of a bull (train), mostly if the bull it's a Fire Genasi who can swish a human head with his pinkies.
#legends of avantris#tw body horror#tw blood#once upon a witchlight#gideon coal#chuckles the clown#the honk legion#put him into a cowboy oufit I'm begging you--#just the hat--#tw swearing#tw violence mention#tw murder mention#tw death mention#dnd art
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𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐏𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐈𝐍𝐅𝐎. answer the following for your muse(s) so people know how shipping works on your blog.
𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓'𝐒 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐎𝐓𝐏 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄𝐒? — It's all of my current ships, I'm not even joking when I say that they do live rent free in my head even if i take forever to write them out. I do have a few ships i am more inclined to, but over all I love all of them since it's often the result of the person i'm interacting with making me love the character they portray. Such has been the case with all of my current ships and even the ones that are still on a planning or building up stage.
𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐎 𝐑𝐏 𝐖𝐇𝐄𝐍 𝐈𝐓 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐒 𝐓𝐎 𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐏𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐆? — the no no's are obvious. No incest, pedophilia, transphobia, racism, etc. I should also add anything adjacent to tones of master/slave for more than obvious reasons.
As for the rest, I'm mostly comfortable with anything so I'm not very squeamish besides those hard no's. However I will draw a line should I see that my character is being disrespected without prior consent or discussion with me. I am someone that does like spontaneity as I feel that it's easier to let the characters roll than to have everything planned to a detail, but there are limits to what that may entail. A small heads up is enough for me, or at least asking if it's ok. Other than that, like i said, I am very chill and open to various scenarios & relationships, they don't have all to entail positive feelings.
𝐇𝐎𝐖 𝐋𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐄 𝐃𝐎𝐄𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐀𝐆𝐄 𝐆𝐀𝐏 𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐁𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐌𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝐈𝐓 𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐅𝐘? — I guess it depends? For me as long as the characters are all legal consenting adults it's fine, specially when in relation towards immortal characters since it's bound to have massive age gaps. However I do feel a bit of an ick if the character is barely an adult, so i'd say if the character is 20 up is ok.
𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐒𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐕𝐄 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐏𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐆? — Kind of? I am selective in a way that all of my current ships are because i specifically reached out to the person and talked about it. So in that way, I am picky.
However I am open to ship should anyone reach out to me. But it does entail a lot of communication with us ooc for me to be comfortable with you enough to consider it. Also a lot of back and forth since you'll have to paint the picture for me to see in a sense. But don't worry cause most of the time I do enjoy bouncing off those ideas and tend to accept them. If it happens that i'm not feeling it, I also don't have a problem explaining it and just creating a whole new dynamic for the interaction to still happen (not everything needs to be a ship).
𝐇𝐎𝐖 𝐅𝐀𝐑 𝐃𝐎 𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐌𝐘 𝐌𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐒 𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐆𝐎 𝐁𝐄𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐘'𝐑𝐄 𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖? — Clothes go off and it's under a read more. Though, heavy suggestive description may also fall into this category since reactions are indicators of it (or a very good prank looking at you daisy with your sunday read mores)
𝐖𝐇𝐎 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄𝐒 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐏 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇? — My friend I am someone that is so easily sold that I can even ship Aven with a lamp and it'd be romantic af. But seriously, I don't exactly have any preference since I do believe that anything is possible with a lil bit of plotting. With that said though, you can't assume my portrayal of Aventurine as an invitation for auto ship (With this I mean, immediately assume Aven is into your character just cause he flirts or is hugely shipped with within the fandom). I don't do that, you still have to convince me that you're here for what I have to offer rather than your idea of my character.
Other than that, i do tend to enjoy the most shipping with ocs/crossovers since it has more freedom as it's not heavily constricted to lore and i can indulge in my writing partners ideas freely. (kissing the big juicy brains of the oc's muns im currently interacting with and following. you guys are amazing i love seeing your creativity flow.) But even then, if there's a will, there's a way, so as long as our characters have chemistry and we're both having fun, we gucci.
𝐃𝐎𝐄𝐒 𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐀𝐒𝐊 𝐓𝐎 𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐏 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐘𝐎𝐔? — yes please ! i'm not a mind reader, so if you feel that you want to ship with me just nudge me and we'll see how it goes.
𝐇𝐎𝐖 𝐎𝐅𝐓𝐄𝐍 𝐃𝐎 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐏? — i love shipping, it's one of the quickest and most fun ways to flesh out a character because it's one of the most intimate way to explore them when facing the subject of love. However, I also really like to explore other forms of love, like platonic, familial, friend, and although those aren't considered "ships" in a common sense but they are for me!
𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐌𝐔𝐋𝐓𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐏? — Yes! Unless my partners ask me for exclusivity for their character, I have a limit of shipping with at least 2 of the same character since not everyone's portrayals are the same and they will have different dynamics (cause i refuse to write the same flavor twice).
𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐏 𝐎𝐁𝐒𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐄𝐃 𝐎𝐑 𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐏 𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐄 - 𝐎𝐑 - 𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐒? — I'd say more or less. I do suffer from obvious ship brainrot but over all i have more fun planning out other stuff than just ship.
𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓'𝐒 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐅𝐀𝐕𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐏 𝐈𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐂𝐔𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐅𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐌? — Looks at my icon i mean... it's a dead give away since i am matching. Sorry but Avenday does have supremacy i won't hide that. I am playing favoritism here but if i am writing Aventurine it's because of Pandora, and even if we didn't start with plans to ship at all it has become very important to me. But like i've said, i do genuinely love all my current ships. Even if i'm not actively writing some of them at the moment, they still are very special to me.
𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐘, 𝐇𝐎𝐖 𝐃𝐎𝐄𝐒 𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐏 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐘𝐎𝐔? — Just ask. It's mostly just that. I'm a very low maintenance shipping partner. I don't need constant reassurance or to be talking 24/7 or writing the ship all the time for me to still enjoy it (cause trust me i have no qualms speaking my mind if i dislike something) but i do understand that not everyone rolls that way.
As long as people are honest and talk, everything is ok. But do let me know if anything is uncomfortable or if there's no longer a feel for it. I'm not unreasonable, and i understand that sometimes it just doesn't happen and it's ok. As long as we can still talk after, we can plot something else and keep it rolling, ship or no ship.
At the end of the day we're all here to have fun.
tagged by : @lumoire <3
tagging : @fctedivided , @wolfkcst , @shrineofprophecy , @hubofhellfire, @eternalbxtterfly & you!!!
#spades and diamonds ;#i always stress with these i never know how to explain myself pfff#but yeah i'm just a tired clown#tired honk noises
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Guess who remembered they're cute?(And craves validation for it)
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I lie in bed, legs tangled in damp sheets, phone hovering just above the tip of my nose, eyes unfocused, listless in the late-afternoon summer heat
my thumb flicks rhythmically upward as I passively scroll through the barrage of unpleasantness that is twitter in 2024
biden's out of the running, covid's on the up again, still no ceasefire
suddenly the newest Deadpool trailer starts to play
I stare, transfixed
B-15
B-15's there
the trailer finishes and I rise from my bed as if possessed by some spirit, phone falling from fingers to floor with a distant thud
my legs carry me weightlessly to my vanity and I sit down in a daze
shaky hands reach for a bag stamped with cheerful, childlike imagery; rainbows, carousels, rosy-cheeked faces gasping with glee as a trapeze artist swings above their heads
the zip is pulled back and the room is filled with the sound of horns, whistles, and a familiar, jaunty piano tune
I look fixedly at my own reflection in the mirror and meticulously apply a liberal coat of thick, white greasepaint to my skin, muscles taut across clenched teeth
the clouds outside part and golden light pours through the open window, illuminating the scarlet rouge now adorning my cheeks and lips
If B-15's there then-
I open a drawer and pull out a wig; its tight, synthetic coils spring out with a BOING and sway comically from side to side as I place it on my scalp and tug it down toward my ears
I slide my feet into a pair of oversized shoes and stand up, hopping from one leg to the other in a grossly exaggerated manner
If B-15's there then we're probably getting-
my hand slips into the pocket of my trousers—now decorated with polkadots in primary colours—rummaging through an improbably large selection of items until my fumbling fingers grasp what they were searching for
I raise the bright red foam to my nose and secure it firmly in place
there
perfect
with some difficulty I bend down to retrieve my phone from the floor and open twitter once again
I type out my missive and press send
"IF B-15'S THERE WE'RE PROBABLY GETTING MOBIUS, RIGHT?? RIGHT???? AND LOKI??? THE GREEN SHIRT OMGGG WE WON ARE WE GETTING ARE THEY GONNA OMG ARE WE ASKFJDHALAHAJK LOKIUS NATION HOW ARE WE FEELING?????"
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"Won't you die for their lie?" ━ The greedy hunter cried. "We rely on your light,and leave your love behind"
Valentin & Mitch | 641/?? 💙 Le Cinquième Élément
Inspired by The Fifth Element's passionate ending hgfhhghf 😩✋
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#Cyberpunk 2077#Mitch Anderson#Valentin Da Silva#Aldecaldos#OTP: High Voltage#MLM#Screenshot#Virtual Photography#NSFT#KINDA??? KINDA... We don't see anything but-- Godddd hhgfhh ghfhgf#I'm obsessed with that- love making in the TUUUBE DUUUDE hghfuhugf#Clowns been honking me HERES THE BLUETUBEFUGG ALRIGHT. ALRIGHT. Alright#but yeah that scene gives me chills everytime#they don't make love makin like this anymore maaan#the SOOONG THE VIIIBES OUUUUUH GODDDD. GOD#going Insane hgfh#fav
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IT'S REALLY GIVING KALLUZEB
now go read the rest of the poem because believe or not the whole thing gives Kalluzeb 🫰
#je t'adore#Wayne visser#literally one of my favorite poets on the planet#the way he Does Words makes me want to scream#I'm becoming less hinged about kalluzeb the more weeks drag by where I have seen no purple hide nor blonde hair of them#maybe this week?#*clown music plays mockingly in the background*#well honk honk I'm still going to wake up on Wednesday and go straight to the Tumby to see if kalluzeb has happened yet#kalluzeb#garazeb orrelios#zeb#alexsandr kallus#star wars#Star Wars rebels#ahsoka show#ahsoka series#poetry#martianbugsbunny ships
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