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Untitled.docx, La Squadra x Reader

A/N: when you should be sleeping but you’ve got Jojo on the brain and an itch to write a drabble.

Warnings: Survivor’s Guilt? Canonical Character Death, Referenced Character Death

Word Count: 227

Summary: They died, you didn’t. It’s killed you ever since.

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There’s a sparrow perched on your window sill.

It’s still early in the morning, dark enough that the sky looks like a wide canvas of blue-black and the little speckles of starlight are soon to be overshadowed by the rising sun. One of the many perks of living in the city is that you wake when it does—to the sound of car horns, morning commutes, traffic jams, and radio hosts. Somehow, in the most illogical and incomprehensible of ways, it reminds you of them.

Of teasing smiles and parlor tricks; cigarette smoke and pale yellow hankies.

Of freshly brewed coffee and a quiet nod of acknowledgement; the still reflection of a mirror and the smell of French parfum.

Of gaudy, matching toe polish and bone-crushing hugs.

Of shy looks over the brim of a favored book or even a mere conversation, be it a heated discourse on government legislation or simply which goes first—cereal or milk.

Not a day goes by that you aren’t reminded of them. By their memories hidden in the subtleties of daily routine. Each one is handpicked, loved and cherished. This is how you commemorate the only family you’ve ever known.

They made you who you are, and gave you the tools to survive.

So, how come they never told you, ‘Gone but never forgotten’ was the deadliest form of execution?

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you already got the sanrio amiibos???

Ye!! I bought some custom amiibo cards from etsy, this shop specifically! They’re very cute and work perfectly, tho i think there are other etsy stores selling custom Sanrio amiibos too ^^

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Taribirb > Taribunn!

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There’s just something about Jotaro Muthafricken Kujo! And I CANNOT get over it!!!

Look. At. Him!

He is FINE as hell! And you’re lying if you say otherwise! LIKE sir 🥺... don’t mean to bother, but I think you dropped this 👉🏾 👑

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Prosciutto Appreciation Post✨

I love to joke about how Prosciutto’s a mother hen and he is of course—but frfr he’s probably the most gangsta out everyone in La Squadra. He’s a straight up thug (in my book) and I absolutely love it

Theme song?

SICKO MODE by Travis Scott

Most notable scene?

Personally, I think it was when he unflinchingly shot Mista in the head 3 times. (shooketh 😩)

Best Quote?

“We don't need to say "I'll kill you"... because by the moment those words come into our minds... our target's already dead and the deed is done!”

Headcanons?

He can’t cornrow or braid for shit so he does the little buns instead

Probably drinks scotch and cuts it with a bit of water (he’s got work in the morning and it tastes better). Will drink a glass of wine occasionally too but whiskey is his go-to

Still holds onto some old Italian traditions; is fluent in many of the Italian dialects and teaches Pesci how to pick them out

Did really well in high school. His ma bragged about his smarts a lot growing up (and embarrassed him to no end)

Favorite childhood pastime, playing soccer (or football as they call it) and surfing (only did it a few times, but still loved it)

If he hadn’t gone the mafia route, I think he might’ve gotten a degree in something business related, or maybe economics.

(I’m infatuated with the idea of him teaching high school Econ/Government, that nurturing energy of his has to go somewhere. Also complaining about the school’s crappy budget just seems like something he’d do. His students deserves the best, you know!)

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Mista uses “2-in-1 body wash-shampoo” but drops racks on Balenciaga sneakers and I cannot be convinced otherwise.

Narancia and Fugo hate it because he floods their groupchat on pay day with a million pictures and texts

“GUYS! Look at these!!! Which ones should I get??”

“FUCCKK! These loafers are so sexy 😩”

“Someone heeelp! Which oness?”

*10 mins later*

“I bought all of them, fuck it, I’m treating myself. Self care ya know.”

He’s a dummy, but I love him 😅

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Question: What song best describes Reader and Ghiaccio’s relationship from Lovely Weather?

YAAAAS!! Finally! I love getting asks about my WIPs 😭😭 okay so I’ll give a couple even tho you only asked for one, because I’m excited 🤣

Lemonboy — Cavetown

Ghiaccio is prickly by nature and I imagine it being difficult for him to make friends outside of work 😂, I think even some of his squadmates can only tolerate him in small doses. But Reader is a bit different, she’s a traveler and has met lots of ppl from many walks of life. She doesn’t judge, only accepts (good, bad, and ugly). Even with the most sour lemon, she still manages to make lemonade!

Sweet Tooth — Cavetown (again)

I live for the ‘friends to lovers’ trope. This song just gives me first love sweetness and tender pining vibes. When the song goes “I like you, say it back” I just picture a blushing Ghiaccio when he finally confesses, like ‘I like you, and it’s gonna be crazy embarrassing if you don’t feel the same. So you better say it back’ lmao and of course she’s liked him since the beginning so 🤣

Talk to Me — Cavetown (and, again)

Okay, bro. This song right here gets me in my freakin feels because it’s such a real song. The lyrics are so real and beautiful. I think it fits Ghiaccio and Reader’s dynamic because the foundation of their friendship is rooted in opening up to one another, and being honest and vulnerable? I guess it’s just like finding the person who you can totally open up to without fear of being judged.

Probably the longest answer ever, but I’m just telling myself it was necessary 😌 lmao thank you for asking!! 💕

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To this day,

I still think about Shigaraki, Dabi and Toga’s first meeting 😂😂

Shigaraki: Well ...aren’t you going to introduce yourself?? even the weirdo high schooler had the decency to do that at least!

Dabi: ...For now, I go by Dabi and that’s all you need to know

Shigaraki:

Meanwhile,

Giran: am I still getting paid... or?

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So, discord was too hype this fine evening, and my lovely JoJo compatriots got me going on this crackship.

(If you ship a crack pairing and you KNOW it’s a crack pairing, this ones for you lmao! Live your dreams, boys 🤠 this is fanfiction)

Yeah, so here’s my little AbbaMis scenario raw and unedited. All I ask is that you humor me for a sec 😂 

Okay so boom: let’s say it’s some time post-series and everyone lives, yay right? Wrong! Because Abbacchio is still stuck pining after Bruno and you know what Bruno does? This dude gets MARRIED! The ship has sailed and Abbacchio never got on it. He can’t be upset because, he loves Bruno for real so if his old Capo is happy then Abba is too (insert air-quotes). He considers skipping the wedding but Mista won’t let him. The two have formed this weird friendship thing since Bruno is no longer affiliated with the mafia. Mista has assumed the role of helping Abbacchio stay afloat given the circumstances.

Abbacchio manages to suffer thru the wedding (he vomits only once so he calls it a win). All the festivities happen and it’s over. Abbacchio is hurting bro, like he’s losing sleep, can’t eat or function. He’s actually LOVESICK! Fast forward some months and he and Mista are on a mission. They’re staking out some building (a rival gang’s HQ, idk lmao).

It’s midnight, they’re both sitting in the car, nothings happening. But you know how Mista gets, this dude loves to have random conversations. So somehow (by magic probably) Mista gets Abbacchio to talk about his high school days. About how he used to wear dark, grunge makeup and lipstick, etc. They talk about the stupid shit they did as youth and eventually they fall on the topic of love.

It ain’t no secret that Abbacchio loved (loves?) Bruno. Mista knows this and tries to get him to open up. (I have this theory that Mista’s silliness makes it easy for ppl to confide and talk to him). Abba opens up and actually breaks down crying. Like smeared mascara, bleeding eye liner. He says one thing that nearly breaks Mista in two.

“I fell so in love with him. And I-I fucking thought he would catch me, but he didn’t.”

Mista pulls him in for a hug, because that’s all he knows how to do. When Fugo is having a hard time, when Narancia’s going thru shit, even Giorno on a rare occasion, Mista will come thru with the hugs!!! So he’s petting Abbacchio’s hair (the hat falls off lmao). And Abba is just sobbing into his sweater, nearly drenching the thing. Mista starts to worry because, humans shouldn’t be able to produce this many tears, right? But then he remembers that this is YEARS of stockpiled pain, regret, and self-loathing.

Suddenly Abbacchio shoves him off. He’s wiping at his face, which is a whole red (makeup-smeared) mess by now. Mista just levels him with a look, like stop building these walls around you, bro, you’re trapped!

“You judging me now, Mista?” Abbacchio sneers, but if anything he looks like a cornered animal.

“Dude, of course not. I would never...”

Mista scrubs his head with his nails, through his beanie before pulling it off an fanning himself with it (car ain’t got no AC).

Abbacchio is silent, brooding and put out but mostly regretting his outburst. He’s thinking ‘Fuck, this is pathetic, even for me’

Thankfully, they don’t bring it back up. They don’t talk about it but neither of them really forget. So it just sits in the back of both of their minds. Simmering and building up to... something, but they don’t know what. It’s a door that’s been kicked wide open and they can’t shut it.

To cut a very long and convoluted story short: They all share a house (in this stupid scenario) and it’s a rare chance where only the two of them are home. Mista eats dinner and promptly conks out. He swears only five minutes pass before there’s a knock at his door. Glancing at his clock, he sees it’s been about two hours and it’s thundering like crazy outside so much that it’s rattling against his window.

He stumbles to open the door, it’s Abbacchio. But not just that, this is Abbacchio bare-faced and au natural. No heavy makeup or dark lipstick. Just him and his little freckles, ash white eyebrows, and pink lips.

“You gonna let me in, or are you just gonna stare at me like a zoo animal?” Abbacchio mumbles.

Mista snorts and steps aside so Abbacchio can come in. He’s still half asleep and he’s not even sure this is real or not lmao. It’s only when Abbacchio takes a seat on his bed that he realizes that he is awake and this is actually happening. Mista suddenly remembers he’s only in his boxers so now he feels a bit self conscious. Abbacchio isn’t staring or anything—but it’s still weird as hell.

“Was there...something you needed?” Mista yawns. Abbacchio doesn’t reply but he’s doing that thing where he expects Mista to just figure it out.

But it’s like 2am, and raining, and he honestly doesn’t have the patience to just wait and see what happens.

Mista nudges Abba aside and pulls back the covers, “Alright, get in.”

Abbacchio wants to argue, his face says it all, but he really doesn’t want to be alone right now so he complies. Mista gets in after him and you know what this guy does? BIG SPOON! To him, it’s the same as hugging and hugging has worked all this time so what’s the problem?

He snakes his arms around Abbacchio’s waist and pulls him in. Even tucks his chin on his shoulder.

“Comfortable?” Mista asks.

“Y-Yeah...”

For a split second, Abbacchio closes his eyes and imagines its someone else holding him like this. That it’s someone else holding him like they actually want him rather than letting him fall hopelessly in love just to abandon him.

Doing this to Mista isn’t fair. Mista isn’t a replacement, but a friend. A loyal one who’s been there literally every step of the way. 

In a lapse in judgement, he brings Mista’s hand to his lips and kisses it. Mumbling a ‘thank you’ against his wrist.

(And the rest is n/sfw...lmfao, so yeah... yay, for crack! We love to see it 💓)

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No one:

Me: You know what, I think I’m gonna start referring to Abbacchio as “Piss Papi” and see if that sticks 🤣😂

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Prosciutto having an overbite/big teeth is probably the cutest detail about him 🥺

His lips barely close 🤣 that is too cuteeee

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Okay, but now I wanna make a list of songs the crusaders would listen to 😭 we already know Avdol listens to Lizzo

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This is about the tiktok one I can just see s/o being so serious when learning a dance she’s like “it’s not that fucking hard swing snap ROCK” and I can def see s/o doing like the “I like the view” Tik tok with jotaro

LMAOO 😂😂 so freakin true!! Idk why I keep picturing Jotaro’s s/o trying to teach them and like 💀 Jotaro is barely doing anything, Kakyoin is trying so damn hard but 😩😩🤣🤣 and Pol is just fucking it up like 🤪 he was made for this shit.

And imagine this 🤣

Jotaro, as the crusaders touch down in Arabia: I like the view

S/o: You do? 👀

Jotaro: Yes...?

S/o: You’re my best view 🥺👉👈

Jotaro:

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Mista: *does absolutely nothing, or picks his nose, or says some dumb shit, or rants about the number 4, or doesn’t even exist because he’s fictional*

Me, a woman of age with common sense and reason: LOOOK AT HIM 🥺❤️❤️❤️ my baby!!! ✨✨👌🏾 he so—ashksksdkd. AHHHH 🤯 Mistaaaaa! I love you so much!! 😩😩 🙌🏾

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Bro, I can totally see Narancia blasting MIDDLE CHILD by J. Cole to pump himself up before a mission. He literally blows everyone’s ears out with how loud it is, and he plays it every single time, so Fugo begrudgingly knows the words by heart 🤣

Personally, I think Nara’s playlist is all conscious/woke rap with the occasional turn up song. A little Post Malone for when he’s doing math. Migos, Future, or Drake when he’s chilling in his room. Lmao he plays Lil Uzi while doing chores only because Abbacchio hates it 💀💀

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I've been at a grocery store, so suddenly an idea popped up in my head: some guys or mommies from part 1,2 or 3(4 maybe?)get into modern time, and... Ooooh boy. Imagine their shock, when they'll see, how much everything costs and how long it remains not-rotten!(Milk for such a price?! Why, better buy yourself a whole cow! And really, natural milk can't be fresh for that long! Cola tasted better at those years and etc.) Honestly, I imagine that and just... Oh. Laugh my head off.

Oh my goodness, Anon your brain!! 😂😂 that is so valid!

The only person who probably won’t bat a lash is Suzi Q, like I just think she doesn’t bother herself with price tags lmaooo Joseph would definitely complain about the cola!! 😂 (imagine him going to a restaurant and being served off brand cola, you can’t even tell me he wouldn’t pitch a fit!)

Cursed thought: the JoJo’s doing grocery shopping during the pandemic 💀💀 (no water, milk, or toilet paper, I cry 😭😭😂)