#askhoneytea

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Question: What song best describes Reader and Ghiaccio’s relationship from Lovely Weather?

YAAAAS!! Finally! I love getting asks about my WIPs 😭😭 okay so I’ll give a couple even tho you only asked for one, because I’m excited 🤣

Lemonboy — Cavetown

Ghiaccio is prickly by nature and I imagine it being difficult for him to make friends outside of work 😂, I think even some of his squadmates can only tolerate him in small doses. But Reader is a bit different, she’s a traveler and has met lots of ppl from many walks of life. She doesn’t judge, only accepts (good, bad, and ugly). Even with the most sour lemon, she still manages to make lemonade!

Sweet Tooth — Cavetown (again)

I live for the ‘friends to lovers’ trope. This song just gives me first love sweetness and tender pining vibes. When the song goes “I like you, say it back” I just picture a blushing Ghiaccio when he finally confesses, like ‘I like you, and it’s gonna be crazy embarrassing if you don’t feel the same. So you better say it back’ lmao and of course she’s liked him since the beginning so 🤣

Talk to Me — Cavetown (and, again)

Okay, bro. This song right here gets me in my freakin feels because it’s such a real song. The lyrics are so real and beautiful. I think it fits Ghiaccio and Reader’s dynamic because the foundation of their friendship is rooted in opening up to one another, and being honest and vulnerable? I guess it’s just like finding the person who you can totally open up to without fear of being judged.

Probably the longest answer ever, but I’m just telling myself it was necessary 😌 lmao thank you for asking!! 💕

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I feel like DIO would absolutely V I B E to Lady Gaga

Anon, now you know damn well he most definitely WOULD! Like, there’s no explanation needed. Dio would have her entire discography on repeat, why, because he’s the baddest bitch (and so is she) of course!! I think Melone would absolutely love her as well

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I'm LIVING for the fuckboi head canons!! Could u maybe tell us how we could get revenge on fuckboi fugo and/or gio?? I'm the kind of girl that NEEDS to win the breakup yknow??

I FEEL YOU!! 💗 okay, let’s see here:

Fugo would be easy. Don’t let him bully you out the school you love, for one! If you want to stay, then stay and then STUNT on his ass. I mean get your shit together academically, secure your BAG, graduate and be the excellent woman you were meant to be. Be just as ambitious as he is and then beat him at his own game. Granted, you aren’t doing this for him, but for yourself. Trust me, he will regret playing with your heart, baby!

With Giorno, there’s very little winning—and just I mean that it would be hard to hit him where it hurts. He’s the don of Passione, has the entire city at his beck and call, so it would most definitely be a challenge if you’re up for it. My answer would be to not sweat it and don’t act out. It’ll be hard at first, but focus on you, elevate, and glow tf up, period!

(If you really wanna be Miss Petty, you could get your revenge by moving on just as quick and dating Bucciarati instead 😌)

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Got any fuckboi Abbachio hc’s 👀? I just LOVE these fuckboi hc’s you’ve made a little different from the usual hc’s I’ve seen. Btw you should just ignore anymore hate you get from those anons who can’t take a joke🤣

Lmfao I sure do babe, Abbacchio’s brand of fuckery is very interesting 💀 (also don’t worry, I’ll try to ignore any hate from now on)

He would be the kind of fuckboi to only call when he wants one thing and surprise, surprise when you get there he’s totally wasted too.

It’s sad boi hours 24/7 and you end up catering to him or just taking care of him in general.

Always says shit like “I don’t believe in labels”. No dude, you just don’t want to call this what it is: shenanigans!!!

Makes it seem like you’re asking for too much when you want to go out on dates or do shit that couples do

All y’all do is drink and fuck and he uses “I’ve been hurt before” as an excuse for his foolishness 😐

When you cut shit off, he’s the type to see you doing your own thing and then text you out of the blue at 4am like: “Damn, so you just forgot about me?” — UM YEAH TF LOL

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I see you avoided fuck boy Mista 👀

LMAOO!! How did I know this shit was coming??!!

Fuckboi Mista would break my heart into a million pieces, Anon!! But I ain’t no punk so I’ll give a snippet of what I think he’d be like:

Everything he says is absolute bullshit, rehearsed asf—but he’s funny as hell, silly and really cute so you fall for it too easily.

Always asking “wyd?” Or trying to get you to come over (rarely comes to your place and if he does, he never sleeps over)

You let him hit a couple of times, and then try to see if this could actually go somewhere and it’s:

ERROR 01003: The number you are trying to reach is no longer in service.

If you run into him weeks later, don’t even say anything, just keep it pushing. Otherwise, he will roast you in front of his boys.

You: WOW Mista!! You are so trash! How dare you?!!

Mista: Uhh.... am I supposed to give af? 😂🤔

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Out of curiosity, which La Squadra members would squat down if their s/o said, "You could try to see it from my point of view!" Just asking cause me and my friend've been talking about this lolol

Ooooh let’s here, those who sincerely would are Risotto, Pesci, and maybe Prosciutto. Pros might be reluctant but if you insist, he could be swayed.

Those who would, but complain the whole time is literally just Ghiaccio 😂 although he’s not the tallest either so I’m sure he wouldn’t have to bend too far.

I might be projecting, but I can see Illuso saying “hm? no thanks.” LMAO (asshole)

Formaggio would do it, but only to turn around and crack jokes about how short you are. Melone is of a similar vein, he’ll do it just to tease a little.

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This is about the tiktok one I can just see s/o being so serious when learning a dance she’s like “it’s not that fucking hard swing snap ROCK” and I can def see s/o doing like the “I like the view” Tik tok with jotaro

LMAOO 😂😂 so freakin true!! Idk why I keep picturing Jotaro’s s/o trying to teach them and like 💀 Jotaro is barely doing anything, Kakyoin is trying so damn hard but 😩😩🤣🤣 and Pol is just fucking it up like 🤪 he was made for this shit.

And imagine this 🤣

Jotaro, as the crusaders touch down in Arabia: I like the view

S/o: You do? 👀

Jotaro: Yes...?

S/o: You’re my best view 🥺👉👈

Jotaro:

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imagine the gang just coming in on avdol and his chickens completely BOPPING to Tempo by lizzo, like polnareff thought he was dead and there he is, dancing with his chickens to lizzo without a care in the world

😂😂😂

All you hear is Avdol like “Slow songs they for skinny hoesss—” 😌

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polnareff listens to ABBA bc he’s a dancing queen

Lmao anon, I am unironically agreeing with you on this, oh my goodness.

Why did I just picture Polnareff driving the crusaders in the jeep and Dancing Queen starts playing on the radio. Polnareff starts singing along, winking at Jotaro and Kakyoin in the rearview mirror 😂 Avdol is bobbing his head, Joseph is trying not to sing along but then says “Aw, what the hell,” and starts singing but misses half the lyrics. Kakyoin’s heard the song only once before on a family vacay, and Jotaro only knows it because of his mom. Eventually they all kinda vibe to it. And it’s like one of the most memorable moments they have together before facing Dio 😢

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Risotto?

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY | SO DAMN FINE, HE COULD RUIN MY LIFE AND I’D SHAKE HIS HAND AFTERWARDS

Me: Good doing business with you sir. May I schedule another session for you to come rearrange my guts?

(Y’all I have to make up a whole other category just for him—he’s that fine!)

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Okay picture this asking risotto for the day off bc it’s wash day and he doesn’t understand til you show him the tedious task

PFFT HONEY!! 😂😂😂😂

Wash day is no joke when you have natural hair (I have a mix of type 4a/4b and it literally takes me almost the whole damn day). Like you gotta clear your whole schedule for this shit 💀

Risotto thinks it’s a joke until you drag him into the bathroom one Saturday morning. You show him how you undo your protective style, detangle, wash, deep condition, then style and he’s staring like: 👁👄👁

Risotto: That seems like more effort than necessary, cara. If it’s such a big task, why don’t you cut it? *proceeds to bring out scissors*

You: Huh??! 🤨 You better not even try!

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I've been at a grocery store, so suddenly an idea popped up in my head: some guys or mommies from part 1,2 or 3(4 maybe?)get into modern time, and... Ooooh boy. Imagine their shock, when they'll see, how much everything costs and how long it remains not-rotten!(Milk for such a price?! Why, better buy yourself a whole cow! And really, natural milk can't be fresh for that long! Cola tasted better at those years and etc.) Honestly, I imagine that and just... Oh. Laugh my head off.

Oh my goodness, Anon your brain!! 😂😂 that is so valid!

The only person who probably won’t bat a lash is Suzi Q, like I just think she doesn’t bother herself with price tags lmaooo Joseph would definitely complain about the cola!! 😂 (imagine him going to a restaurant and being served off brand cola, you can’t even tell me he wouldn’t pitch a fit!)

Cursed thought: the JoJo’s doing grocery shopping during the pandemic 💀💀 (no water, milk, or toilet paper, I cry 😭😭😂)

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For real, dancing on Mista and seeing how long he can keep it together is the dream~~~ 🥵👀

LMAO honey Mista can’t keep shit together!! This man is too busy trying to hide his stiffy 😭😭 “Babe w-wait, I uh, gotta take a leak—”

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Different anon to the WAP ask.... but who’d dance to it?!!!

Lmaooo well let’s see here,

As a meme/joke: Josuke, Okuyasu, Pt 2 Joseph 🤣

In a serious-ish attempt: Narancia and Mista, Jolyne because she was dared. Also Pt 2 Joseph.

Only a select few do it for real and actually nail the dance perfectly: Lisa Lisa, Polnareff, and Melone lol

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Y'all get to tiddy window shop? My 4'11" ass doesn't reach Risotto's tiddies. I gotta tippy toe for that, maybe even get a stool.

This is 6’8 compared to 4’11 😩 lemme go get you that stool lol (or we could just have Risotto pick you up 😏)

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Ooh!! Not the same anon but same hat with the hype music dancing like no one is watching! Sometimes i put on the most over the top music, and it’s just a funny thought to imagine if Mista caught you dancing like he never imagined you would hehe.

Lmao anon!! 💗💗 this scenario cracked me so I’m going to run with it.

So, you were supposed to be cleaning up, over the week your apartment had gotten quite cluttered and disorganized. There was music playing in the background while you swept up the floors as quickly as you could. Every once in a while, you found yourself pausing to belt out a lyric or dance.

That was the exact moment Mista chose to waltz in. You were dancing like no one was watching, unbeknownst to you, there was an actual audience to your one-man performance. It wasn’t until you felt a body press you from behind that you realized you were not alone. In your surprise, you nearly took Mista’s head off with the broom.

“Whoa, babe! Watch where you swing that thing!”

“Mista!” You chided, “What the hell are you doing sneaking up on me?!”

Mista only laughed and took you by the hand, letting the broom clatter to the floor. “Don’t get all shy on me now, come on, let’s dance!” 🤩