#honestly was more than i was expecting💥

[swiftmitsu]

no i didn’t forget to post this and just left it in my drafts 💀🙏

anyway ART FIGHT ART I DID A WHILE AGO

TV Sans belongs to @darkxsoulzyx

[coquettebratzdoll]

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Stop scrolling. Just stop.

(A little tough love. Im going to be much more rude and blunt than i normally am. If you arent in the right headspace for that rn, skip this post)

How long have you been on tumblr today ? Yesterday ? This week ? Hell, even this month ? And, more importantly, why don't you have your desires already ?

"But, Athenaaaa. I still don't know how to manifest/shift 🥺" Decide what you want and persist in the assumption that it's yours. Mindblowing 🤯

In all seriousness, you should really check why you feel the need to know everything there is to know about shifting/manifesting. It's okay to want to know more, only if it doesn't come at the expense of ACTUALLY applying that knowledge. I've always held the belief that knowledge is useless if you do nothing with it. And as far as I see, it holds true. It's sooooo easy to get everything that you want, SO 💥 WHY 💥 TF 💥 ARENT 💥 YOU 💥 DOING 💥 IT !?!?

OMLLLLL, all of us bloggers are saying the exact same shit in different fonts (i chose pink tehe 🤭). Honestly, nobody can force you to apply. If you are content with the life you live, then that's ayt 🤷‍♀️. Like idk if you expect us to manifest for you or smth. We are already sharing our knowledge and experience on how we got what we got, for FREE. Yet you can't hold up your end of the bargain 🤦‍♀️.

Must feel nice, huh ? Getting that dopamine rush everytime you like a post. Making mental reminders to affirm this or do that or listen to that sub of whatever tf. Maybe you actually go through with it for a couple days 🎊. Yet you're still here. You're STILL liking all those posts. You're STILL doing all those challenges. You're STILL living in the old story. It's laughable actually.

For all of those who are actually SERIOUS about getting what you want, then stop scrolling and fucking APPLY. If your tired of being beaten down by your reality and circumstances - decide that you have everything that you want and NEVER take 'no' for an answer.

[crusty-chronicles]

Yu Yu Hakusho Men Reacting to Receiving Flowers

Synopsis: How the men of Yu Yu Hakusho react to receiving flowers and if they'd get you some in return 🌺

Yusuke💥

He pretends to be offended, but honestly it makes his heart melt

The fact that you went out of your way to actually buy him something makes him feel special.

Doing it just because without expecting anything grand in return.

If you give him flowers in private, he puts up less of a fuss.

“I'm not sick or anything, you know. Besides, you could've just plucked some weeds instead of spending so much money.” He says after (not so) begrudgingly taking the small bouquet from you.

Already knowing they won't last more than a week in his care. But still trying to hide the heat rising to his cheeks.

But if you give him flowers in front of his friends, namely Kuwabara, he makes a big show of it.

“What am I? A girl? Or did you just wanna take on gardening, because there's no way in hell you actually got me flowers.”

You end up calling him a jerk before leaving.

And he feels really bad after.

Despite his tough guy act, he genuinely does care about you and hates to see you upset. Especially when it's because of him and his big mouth.

So he shows up later to your house with an even bigger bouquet of roses.

“I'm sorry for being an ass. I didn't mean it I just…didn't want- Well, Kuwabara would never let me live it down.” He tries to explain.

But you weren't buying it, judging by how you still hadn't opened your door all the way. So he tries to apologize again the only way he knows how.

“I'll take you out wherever you want for a week if you let me in?” He says hopefully.

“That's not enough. You really hurt my feelings today.”

“Two weeks. And I'll buy you flowers every day. Your favorites~ sunflowers.”

He keeps true to his word and makes sure to always accept whatever you gift him with a huge smile from now on.

No matter if it makes him look like a softie or not.

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Kurama🦊

He's thrilled

Will point out and explain what every flower means.

What each part of the bouquet symbolizes

Please buy this man red roses

As cliche as they are, they symbolize love. Your love.

And he can't help but be smitten by the fact.

He's not the slightest embarrassed whether you give them to him in public or private.

Even if the others tease him for it, he'll just come up with a witty remark to shut them down.

“Maybe they think you're a girl after all,” Yusuke said, followed by another taunt from Kuwabara.

“His delicate features got to them.”

“What a funny way of saying the two of you have never thought of getting your partners flowers before? You do know Valentine's Day is coming up right?” Kurama shut down.

And the both of them start racing to the nearest boutique. Pushing and shoving each other out of the way.

When you gift Kurama flowers, they don't wither away within a few weeks.

Instead he'll use his demon energy to keep them alive for years.

Might even plant some of them to make a new bouquet for you in the future.

All in all, it's one of the few gestures that makes his heart beat just a little bit faster. And he cherishes each and every bud.

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Hiei ⚔️

He could care less tbh

He isn't all that familiar with human gestures, so he doesn't know what to make of it when you present him with a bouquet

“Are you taunting me?” He asks.

And you have to explain to him that sometimes humans like to gift flowers to their lovers as a way to show affection.

He personally thinks it's a waste of time and energy. A few weeds that shrivel up and die within a week are supposed to symbolize your feelings? Why waste your human currency when he can just show you affection through his actions. i.e. watching over you.

He tells you as much too, but the second he sees you deflate, he quickly snatches them up.

Grumbling out a ‘Don’t start sulking like a child. I didn't say I rejected your little gift.’ And a ‘Next time don't bother. Come to me directly.’

Hiei will only receive your flowers in private.

You will not be able to catch him in public to give them to him.

In fact, he rarely goes out during the day. Preferring to wait for you at home.

He will also not mention it to the others and trusts you'll do the same.

Your relationship is private, and he prefers to keep it that way.

While Hiei personally doesn't see the appeal of giving flowers, he knows you do.

Which is why you wake up one morning to see a single white orchid on your pillow

And he'll deny it was ever him that left it there.

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Bonus Jin🌪️

The purest of bois

He's absolutely ecstatic when you give him flowers

Like Hiei, he doesn't understand many human gestures. But it's the fact you're giving him something that makes him so happy.

You could probably give him a rock and he'd have the same reaction

He eventually asks you why you brought him flowers.

And when you say it's because you love him, he's practically jumping with joy. Picking you up in a strong hug and swinging you around a few times before placing a smooch on your cheek.

“You've got me ears wigglin’ and everything!” And sure enough, the tips of his ears are jittering about in excitement.

He'd like to return the favor and get you flowers just as beautiful however-

“We've got a few pretty plants in demon world, but they'd probably bite your head clean off. Woosh! Just like that.” He explains.

He settles for bringing you little wildflowers whenever he has a chance to visit instead.

He's a little fascinated to find out there's meaning behind each flower.

He just figured they were pretty and that's it.

When you tell him a baby’s breath (which he thinks is an incredibly weird name for a flower) means long lasting love, he swears he can feel his face warm.

So he tries to find you flowers that hold meaning too.

The color red always seems to mean love, so most of the flowers he gifts to you in return are that color.

He's just an absolute sweetheart all around 🥺

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HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY 💘

[luffyvace]

Hello again brook! I am the one who asked for the luffy x heroic reader! Thanks for it I liked it a lot! I wanna ask for another headcanons now, a Platonic garp x young fem reader that really look up to him and that work really really hard to achieve her dream to become an admiral and work to change how the marine work (being okay with slavery, allowing some pirates to hurt ppl and do whatever they want while chasing some for doing nothing...) And she manage to become one of the strongest and the barevest marines in such a short time

HIII AGAIN ANON!! :)

yay I’m so happy you were satisfied!!! ❤️‍🩹

AWWW your concepts are the cutest!!! I think garp with young apprentice who admires him a lot is absolutely adorable!!

Idk whether to make this old or young garp really so you choose :P

ENJOY!! You have such good ideas~

😋

You look up to garp so much!!

he’s the hero of the marines who doesn’t?!

you’ve admired him for a long time now and he motivates you even more to achieve your goal!

as soon as you get as good as him, you’ll put an end to all the corrupt things the marines let slide!!

your gonna be a hero in your own way!! 🦸‍♀️

and make things right in the way the government does things!!

to make this true justice!!!

you’ve read all about garp’s past a million times

to the point where you could probably tell it backwards and upside down without reading it 😅

you subconsciously ramble and talk about him a lot

not in a creepy way

in a cute puppy like way where you just like to talk about the one you admire!

you always think “what would garp do?!” in tough situations!

and it works too

he’s the type that comes up with simple yet effective plans that mostly involve brute force

but hey I mean sometimes that works 🤷‍♀️

Garp honestly doesn’t mind one bit that you look up to him so heavily

he wouldn’t care so much if you weren’t his apprentice but you are

And while he doesn’t mind, he does want you to carve your own path, not or just limit yourself to his if you can surpass him

he stooped to one knee, put a hand on your shoulder and told you that one day as you were training

you’ve gotta admit it was the coolest day of your life and you’ll never forget it

you’ve engraved into your mind and make sure never to obsess over becoming like him, but strive to be as good as him

you couldn’t stop thinking about that moment for a solid week

garp could tell because you kept spacing out way more often than usual 😂💗

Ngl you kinda view garp as like a uncle or second father maybe, or even your grandfather (but of course you don’t dismiss that your not actually family)

garp’s training is honestly- REALLY INTENSE 😃

like he does you how he does koby, helmeppo and younger luffy

but WORSE 😆

why? Because he has high expectations for you <3

and while he might come off as too harsh at first, as you soon as you found that out you stop complaining 😂

It’s honestly a good thing your a natural hard worker cuz garp was gonna make you one anyway 😂🤷‍♀️

now he doesn’t have to worry about you slacking or being lazy

but he does warn you about overworking and that rest is just as important as working, as odd as it may seem

your dream to become an admiral seems totally in reach for you to him

your like the perfect specimen to do so in his eyes

You have a moral sense of justice, your strong and hard working

you’d be an ideal admiral!

and the first female one at that!

he honestly hopes you do become an admiral

its time for a change of pace as far as the governmental rules anyway

you’d bring that about perfectly

and give regular people a hope that there is good in the marines, specifically uncorrupted ones they could trust

And you’d teach a good lesson to those darned pirates too!

-according to garp

He’s given you all the training and has set you up to become a successful admiral—just like you wanted!

Now you’d better become one and achieve your dream! Or he’s gonna beat you!

(Fist of love 🤜💥)

literally 😋

he cares so much about you, he doesn’t want you to fail!

so he’ll force you to not to 😊

one way or the other :P

and besides, your practically his successor!!

he ain’t getting any younger (not that you like when he says that) so your gonna have to take over a lot of responsibility from his shoulders when he leaves!! >:(…. (❤️‍🩹)

And if he leaves this earth and you embarrass him by being weak he’s gonna come BACK down here and teach you a lesson!

”understood?!”

”YES SIR.” (｀_´)ゞ

He’s also straight forward about warning you of the dangers that comes with this job

number one is strong pirates and two is breaking the rules!

don’t be afraid to break the rules because you’ll loose your job, but because HE’S gonna get you >:/

That aside there’s also the grand line in general but the marines have the advantage of special travel routes and technology

So to put it short as long as you ain’t doing nothin you ain’t got no business you’ll be fine :)

the whole slavery thing is beyond garp

Not in the sense that he doesn’t know about it

but that he just can’t believe others are doing that??

like what’s the purpose

if you were gonna do illegal things anyway might as well become a pirate so he can beat you for it

but because they’re in a position of power too it makes it harder

you have to gather solid evidence and go to court and blah blah blah……*tunes out*

(bro just wants to eat his crackers)

but not to worry for the slaves!

you’ve got a plan!

what it is? don’t ask, garp wasn’t listening 🧍‍♀️

but just know you’ll be saved soon! 👋

He understands your want to save others in general

now idk what garp’s drive is

but even though your goals may be different

he totally sees where your coming from

but take some advice from a guy who gets called a hero all the time—don’t get ahead of yourself.

(he knows you won’t he just wants to make sure he tells you in case you do, then he can say he warned you)

lots of people loose they’re way on they’re path to power

but your so headstrong he knows you won’t

as far as the whole thing were some of the marines attack pirates who have barely just started calling themselves so but won’t take down the ones causing REAL chaos

is real phony and bogus to him

and to you too

(it low key makes you giddy when you and garp have the same opinions because you admire him so much 😂💖)

but yeah he personally beats any pirates he comes across, big or small

but he will prioritize the bigger ones

he’s a big shot himself, so he ain’t scared 😎

his missions is never to chase around roaches anyway

he only gets the real deal 💪

garp was so proud when you became one of the strongest and bravest marines

he had no doubt in his mind you could do it

But so soon? He’s impressed!

”guess you worked harder than I thought you did, sport.”

that was your first ever sense of praise from him and from that very second on you never forgot

you think about it every night before bed and during every battle

You let it drive you and push you further towards your goal

which is also when you may have realized his soft spot for you

At first he never really displayed it, but ever since then you knew it was already always there <3

you felt so honored and grateful in that moment

he treats you to some crackers to celebrate 🍻

koby and helmeppo love to train with you!!

they think your so strong

and that it’s cool that your basically garp’s successor

they definitely believe in you, especially since all the times you beat them in training

In fact, they look up to you

btw you, garp and Sengoku are also like a silly little family 💗

your family bond between you, garp, Sengoku, Koby and Helmeppo is adorable, goofy and inseparable all at the same time

he’s proud, you’ll never hear him say it, but he doesn’t have to. ❤️‍🩹🤝

This is my first time writing for garp and it was my pleasure! This was so heartwarming and I’m honored to have done the job <3

I hope you enjoyed these hcs as well dearest anon!

[meiliarotten]

What's your hcs abt every merc's kinks?

Kink Headcanons (All Mercs!)

🔞Minors DNI🔞

The Masterlist

👟 Scout 👟

Very stereotypical interests, I honestly see Sout as kinda the most vanilla of the mercs

Not completely vanilla though. Not by a long shot

He’s definitely adventurous, and would he willing to try almost anything once as long as he’s with someone he trusts

Plus he’s an addict when it comes to praise

Tell him how good he’s doing while he’s fucking you, and he’ll have a very hard time keeping himself from coming right then and there.

If you’re willing to explore with him, I feel like you would witness quite a few kink awakenings.

Some things I think he would grow to enjoy are pegging, pet play, and femdom, but those are just my opinions!

🦅 Soldier 🦅

America is this man’s kink.

Ok, I’m joking. Kind of.

Soldier likes discipline, and he’ll definitely use his riding crop on you if you let him

However, that discipline goes both ways

He’ll start out with you as the bottom, so prepare to be the receiver of many spankings and swats

Then one day, he comes up to you, uncharacteristically bashful, and hands you the riding crop with a pleading look

He’s too ashamed to say that he wants you to top him, but you get the message real quick.

Once you unlock his switch side, you might even convince him to try pegging. He’s a real “man’s man” though, so make sure you’re delicate about it

🔥 Pyro 🔥

Thankfully, while Pyro is more than eager to play with fire on the battlefield, that fire does not translate into the bedroom (at least, not literally)

While Pyro doesn’t have a mask kink, a partner with a mask kink would be ideal for them, as they don’t like to show their face

However, if you don’t have a mask kink, blindfolds are always an option, and Pyro happens to like those very much

They love watching the way you squirm as the lack of sight enhances all of your other senses

Pyro also has a huge praise kink as well. They like to be told they’re doing a good job.

If they have an especially good day on the battlefield, you could offer to reward them later that night

💥 Demoman 💥

I’m gonna be honest, I was stumped on this one for a while

Eventually I finally settled on pegging

Allow me to explain

Watching the Meet the Demoman I just saw a man who, while he definitely enjoys his job, probably has a shit ton of stress

Add in the comic lore, and you’ve got all these familial expectations he’s gotta live up to as well

Basically, I think a night where he just gets to sit back and get ravished would be good for him

He would also probably have an affinity for oral, as he likes to eat you out in return

🥊 Heavy 🥊

This guy has a size kink. He likes smaller partners, and lucky for him, almost everyone is smaller than him, so he has quite the pool to pick from

There’s almost a kind of protective aspect in it for him. He likes to be able to protect his partner, to shelter them, and most importantly, pamper the absolute hell out of them

Seriously be ready to be waited on hand and foot by your own personal Russian bodyguard

I guess you could almost see it as a kind of service submission

Wow, service sub Heavy was not a take I was prepared to make but it does oddly make sense…

But as for his more dominant side, he doesn’t show it often, especially since he often worries about causing you pain during sex.

Usually you’ll be riding him

However, on the rare occasions when he’s willing, and you’re feeling especially comfortable and receptive, he will allow himself to be rough with you, teasing you about how small you are beneath him

🔧 Engineer 🔧

Toys. Specifically, ridiculously high tech toys.

Say what you will about a mercenary salary, it sure as hell lets you splurge sometimes.

And Engineer has definitely splurged, both on actual toys and on parts that he used to make his own

Yes, you heard (or rather, read) that right, this overachiever is out here making his own sex toys.

You and I both know that the Gunslinger probably has a vibrate function 😏

That said, I think Engie would have a particular kink for the classic “vibrating panties” scenario

Basically you are wearing the panties (or just a bullet vibe inside- it can really be anything that vibrates and stays put, it doesn’t have to be underwear) and Engie gets to press the buttons controlling the vibrations whenever he wants

He likes watching how you squirm and start to talk faster and louder, trying to cover up both the noise and your embarrassment.

He is the king of aftercare though, always letting you know how good you did.

🏥 Medic 🏥

Let’s get the obvious out of the way

I feel like Medic likes a lot of edgeplay. Possibly including blood, scalpels, and a few itty bitty surgeries here and there

Of course, it’s all consensual, but some people could still find it morbid.

On the more chill side, his kinks are actually pretty common.

These include impact play, edging, and sensory deprivation (for example, blindfolds). All of these go for both giving and receiving, btw

However one kink that I think is specific to him is how much he seems to love, and even prefer fucking you in the operating table.

Something about it just seems much more erotic than a normal bed

🦘 Sniper 🦘

Primal play, specifically being the predator in the scenario

Sniper is a pretty outdoorsy guy, so it figures that he would enjoy tracking you through a dense forest while you act as prey

Along with this comes outdoor sex as well

Something about taking you outside just seems so carnal and raw, it really gets him going

Plus, the chase just makes the final capture all the more satisfying, for both of you

Afterwards he’s immediately chill, carrying you back to the van for some much needed aftercare

And I just know someone out there is upset that I didn’t mention piss. I’m sorry. I’m still not gonna mention it.

🌹 Spy 🌹

A weirdly specific idea I’ve always held for Spy is that he likes waxplay

Something about the way the melted wax drips and solidifies in your body is very elegant and erotic to him (I have written a fic about this 👀)

Another big one is knife play. It definitely fits his theme

However, he never uses a sharp knife. The blade is always too dull to actually break the skin. But the way he builds up a scene is effective enough to make you feel as if you’re truly at his mercy

Basically Spy seems like a very formal dom to me, the kind that will lavish you with gifts while also making sure you never act spoiled. Brat tamer Spy, anyone?

Oh, and he likes to be called “sir.”

[semisolidmind]

some ideas i had regarding the edgy monke

(@theweepingegg and @skittlescripts ;))

-macaque stealing reader and putting her into the shadow lamp to throw wukong off his game; (prefaced with wukong liking reader but not confessing, and macaque getting attached to her too, so it really just comes down to mac wanting to keep reader for himself). he talks to her, maybe he can go into the lamp to see her

-honestly any plot line that has macaque stealing reader to piss off wukong. maybe it's a situation where reader befriends him during her captivity (and being the affection-starved loser that he is, mac becomes infatuated), and when she tries to convince him to let her go, he either

A. does let her go peacefully (cause she used the "power of friendship " on him), or

B. doubles down and swears that he won't let wukong "take her from him too"

-wrapping reader in shadow tentacles 👀

-reader being completely surrounded by shadow. there's nowhere she can turn that macaque isn't. his voice taunts her, he knows she likes him too, why don't you come with him? switch sides, leave wukong behind. not like he really likes you anyway, don't you remember how cold he was to you in the beginning? he would've let you become demon food if not for the monk, so why be loyal? join up with macaque instead, plum blossom, he won't let ya down~

-not being cool with touch for obvious reasons, but he lets reader pet him as a "show of trust" and he just...melts instantly when she pets him. he didn't think he'd enjoy it this much 👉👈 he's more of a cuddlebug than you'd expect from someone so 💥💀edgy💀💥

-on that note, i think that once hes comfortable and you've opened the touching floodgates, there'd be no turning back. this guy would have his hands on reader every chance he gets; arm around her shoulder, tail wrapped around her waist or arms and legs, nuzzling up to her when they're alone...

-ooohoohoo the sass. he'd fluster reader so, so easily, i mean, wukong likes to fluster her too, but this guy is on another level entirely 😏

-just...macaque being soft. being comfortable enough with reader to be gentle and let that deeply (deeply, deeply) buried playful monkey-like side show

[namis-gf]

HELLO NAMIS GIRLFRIEND 🫡🫡💥💥💥💥💥 would love to request some general mihawk x reader hcs !!!!!!! gn or masc reader if you please ^_^ love him and his bigass unblinking eyes . thanks in advance !!!! 🧡🧡🧡🧡

hi hello anon!! this was rlly fun to work with, i think mihawk and a silly little creature is truly the dynamic ever.

summary: meet-cute turned meet-ugly on kuraigana island. collective hc thing about awkward!mihawk and a gn!reader who doesn’t know when to shut up to save their life.

word count: 580 words // 0.5k

cw: none!

with roronoa zoro returned to his captain, and perona’s soul floating far from her body as usual — dracule mihawk is perhaps a little lonely. while it's something he wouldn't admit, or truly let bother him in any way. but it is strange, the lack of noise and clatter around the castle. at first, he takes the opportunity to relax. read more books, lounge around, train every once and a while.

the routine is boring. he feels as though he may crawl right out of his skin. however, one morning, he discovers a surprise. on the way back to his makeshift training grounds, after feeding the many monkeys with swords, obviously — he finds an intruder.

and, well, maybe that isn't exactly the right word. you're young, have an androgynous air about yourself, and are currently hanging from one of the bear traps perona set up on a whim. he has to stifle a laugh, albeit small, since he'd warned her that roronoa would most likely fall victim.

but it isn't his ward, back from travelling already. he cuts you down from the tree, and offers a gloved hand. you get to your feet with a grin, looking him up and down.

"ha! i didn't actually think i'd find you here," you laugh, bending forward a little to catch your breath.

he only stares back, blinks once, and then twice.

"i just mean- uh, there are a lot of rumours, you know! when i was travelling around the neighbouring islands, they told me this place was haunted."

mihawk sighs. tourism, one of the most dreadful crimes of all. maybe even worse than piracy, or men with red hair who don't know when to stop talking. you remind him of one in particular, which doesn't help his already souring mood.

"i am not surprised," he says, tone measured, "many fear the unfamiliar. kuraigana is home to no phantoms, or vampires for that matter."

you can't help the smile that spreads unwillingly across your face. the barkeep at the last inn you'd slept in had indeed spoken of a vampire lord. "heard that one through the grapevine, huh?"

that stare is back on you again, and the moniker 'hawkeye' is starting to make way too much sense. "i beg your pardon?"

"don't worry about it," you snort, waving a hand in dismissal. "but i do have a favour to ask, you mind if i stay over for a bit?"

"..."

"listen, i have a good reason, okay?" you plead.

"and that is?"

"well, i may have taken something kind of important. from someone important. by accident, obviously, i'm totally not a pirate. i don't believe in piracy at all," you explain, gesturing to the ocean far behind you both. "and honestly, the guy seemed pretty mad, so i kinda just uh-"

"i get the feeling that if i let you continue on like this, we'll be here all day," mihawk says, before turning abruptly and heading back toward his original destination.

you run after him on a whim, expecting either rejection entirely or the cool steel of the sword he has strapped across his back. "hey, hey, wait up! i thought we were getting to know each other!"

"no time for that now," he replies, doesn't even turn to check you're following. "if what you say is true, i suppose leaving a poor mouse out to be eaten alive is unbecoming of a warlord."

"whatever you say, mr captain warlord sir."

"..."

"sorry, sorry! oi, watch it-"

FIN

happily ever after. he only kills u a little bit

[violottie]

My biggest enemy when it comes to fandoms is people shipping canonically aromantic/aroace characters with other characters and using the same pathetic lameass excuse of

"OH BUT ARO/AROACE PEOPLE CAN STILL BE IN RELATIONSHIPS SO TECHNICALLY ITS FINE TO SHIP THE-"

GETS SHOT 🔫🔫🔫🔫💥💥💥💥

HONESTLY!!!!

nothing boils my blood more than people forcing that on aro/ace/aroace people all because theyre so desperately to cling to the heteronormative expectation of being in a relationship

its perfectly normal to be non partnering and not only content, but happy and fulfilled.

and yes i agree with you, they should get shot dhsjmsfjmdfnr

[crimsonroxq]

How to Train Your Dragon… to Shut Up 🤬

FANDOM: My Hero Academia

SHIP: Katsuki Bakugo x Eijiro Kirishima 🐉

TAGS: Teen & Up Audience — Dragon Kirishima, Dragon Hunter Bakugo, Flirting in the Middle of a Fight, Bakugou Doesn’t Know How to Deal with Flirting, Power Dynamics, Kirishima Is Too Hot For His Own Good, Bakugou Being an Angry Disaster, Bakugou Lowkey Wants to Punch Him, But Also Maybe Kiss Him??, Sassy Dragons, Reluctant Attraction, Bakugou Is Trying So Hard Not to Like Him, “Why Do I Like This Idiot?”, Enemies-to-Something-More (3.6k words)

CW’s: Violence/Fighting (physical combat and explosions), Sexual Tension/Flirting, Suggestive Content, Strong Language/Profanity.

SUMMARY: Bakugou hunts a dragon, but when he finally finds it, he’s not prepared for the smug, infuriating man it transforms into—especially one who won’t stop flirting with him.

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The dense forest stretched out as far as the eye could see, a sea of green dappled with spears of sunlight filtering through the canopy. Katsuki Bakugou trekked through it, pushing past branches and leaves with practiced ease. His scowl was set in place, like always, as he moved, his hands twitching towards the axe at his back out of habit.

He wasn’t here for trees, though. He was here for the beast.

That damn dragon.

Rumor had it that one had taken up residence near the outskirts of the village, somewhere deep in the forest’s heart. That was all Bakugou needed to hear. A challenge? A dangerous one at that? It was right up his alley. And it wasn’t like anyone else in the village had the balls to deal with it. So here he was, on his day off, stomping through the forest like an idiot, hunting a dragon.

“Fuckin’ perfect,” he muttered under his breath, kicking a root out of his way.

As far as Bakugou was concerned, curiosity might have killed the cat, but it could definitely injure the shit out of dragons.

The thought of slicing through scales, hearing the roar as he slayed the beast, lit a fire in his chest. It’d be a good fight, he knew that much. And it’d be a story to tell the village idiots who’d doubted him.

If there even was a dragon.

He’d been walking for hours now, through the thickest parts of the forest, and still no sign of the thing.

And honestly, Bakugou was getting pissed.

“Where the fuck are you?” he growled, stopping to look around. His sharp eyes scanned the area, waiting for a hint of movement, for a gust of wind that would signal wings, something to tell him he wasn’t just wasting his damn time.

He was about to keep walking when something moved. A flash of red between the trees, so quick he almost thought he imagined it. Bakugou narrowed his eyes and stalked towards it, his senses on high alert.

Then, all at once, the trees opened up into a clearing, and there—curled up on a rock like he was napping, of all things—was the dragon.

And fuck, if it wasn’t a sight to see.

Scarlet scales glimmered in the sunlight, each one edged in a darker crimson that looked almost black. The dragon’s body was massive, but not in the way Bakugou had expected—its form was more… compact, almost like it was built for speed and agility rather than pure bulk. It had a tail that looked strong enough to take out a tree in one swipe, and claws sharp enough to cut through steel. But the most striking thing was the eyes—when they opened, they were a burning, molten gold.

And those eyes were watching him with way too much damn interest.

Bakugou grinned, the thrill of the hunt shooting through him as he unsheathed his axe. “Well, well, well. Looks like I found you, you big-ass lizard.”

The dragon blinked slowly, like it wasn’t the least bit concerned. Then, in the most casual voice Bakugou had ever heard from a creature that could breathe fire, it spoke.

“You’ve been stomping around for an hour now. Took you long enough.”

The axe in Bakugou’s hand almost slipped. “The fuck?”

The dragon chuckled. And then, in a flash of movement that Bakugou barely saw, it shifted. One moment it was all scales and claws and fangs, and the next, the dragon was gone, replaced by—

“What the hell?”

There, sitting on the rock where the dragon had been, was a guy. A human-looking guy. Except for the red hair, the horns curling from his forehead, and the long, fucking ridiculous tail swishing lazily behind him. He had the same molten gold eyes as the dragon, though, and a grin that could only be described as shit-eating.

“Surprised?” the guy asked, clearly enjoying himself. He stretched, like this whole thing was a game, showing off his toned, shirtless chest. “Didn’t think a dragon could look this good, huh?”

Bakugou just stared at him, trying to make sense of it. “You’re the dragon?”

The guy grinned wider, showing off sharp teeth. “Obviously.”

Bakugou’s brain stalled for a second. Then he barked out a laugh. “You’ve gotta be shitting me.”

The dragon—no, the guy—looked offended, crossing his arms. “What, you don’t think I look like a dragon?”

“Hell no, you don’t look like a dragon! You look like a dumbass who skipped arm day.”

The dragon snorted, clearly unimpressed by the insult. “Well, you don’t look like a hunter. You look like some angry dude with a lot of issues.”

Bakugou felt the vein in his forehead throb. “What did you just say, asshole?”

“I said—” the dragon drawled, leaning back lazily, “—you look like you’ve got a stick up your ass. Bet that’s why you’re out here. Trying to prove something, huh?”

Bakugou’s grip on his axe tightened. This guy was pissing him off—more than usual, even for someone he was about to kill. The thing was, though, the longer he stared at the dragon—or whatever the hell this guy was—the more Bakugou realized that he didn’t want to kill him. Not right now, anyway.

Maybe it was the fact that he was talking and not, y’know, trying to burn him alive. Or maybe it was the cocky smirk that kept Bakugou’s attention.

Fuck.

He didn’t have time to think about it, though, because the dragon-boy hopped down from the rock, landing lightly on his feet. He stood there, maybe a head shorter than Bakugou, still with that smug-ass grin on his face.

“What’s your name, anyway, human?” the dragon asked, eyes gleaming with mischief.

Bakugou scowled. “Why the fuck do you care?”

“I just like knowing the name of the guy who’s obviously trying to impress me.”

Bakugou bristled, glaring. “The fuck did you just say?”

“You heard me.” The dragon’s tail swished behind him, and he stepped closer, like he was sizing Bakugou up. “You came all this way, hunting me, didn’t you? Now here I am, in all my glory. Go ahead, tell me how impressed you are. It’s okay, I won’t judge.”

Bakugou’s blood pressure skyrocketed. He was gonna murder this guy.

But instead of swinging his axe, he found himself stepping forward, right into the dragon’s space, until they were practically nose to nose. “Listen here, shitty dragon,” he growled. “I didn’t come here to be impressed by some scaly bastard who thinks he’s hot shit. I came here to kick your ass.”

The dragon just grinned wider, apparently loving this. “Oh yeah? Is that all?”

“And maybe,” Bakugou added, feeling his own smirk curl at the edges of his mouth, “I’ll shove that tail of yours up your own ass for good measure.”

The dragon’s eyes darkened with something Bakugou didn’t want to acknowledge, and he leaned in closer, his breath brushing Bakugou’s lips. “Careful, hunter. You might like where that leads.”

Bakugou froze, a weird heat rising in his chest. He blinked, then shoved the guy—hard—back into the rock.

“What the fuck is wrong with you?” Bakugou growled, stepping away, his face burning.

The dragon only laughed, rubbing his chest where Bakugou had shoved him. “What? Don’t like a little flirting?”

“That wasn’t flirting, you dumbass.”

“Could’ve fooled me.”

Bakugou cursed under his breath, turning away to calm himself down. This guy was a fucking menace.

Bakugou clenched his fists, trying to push down the stupid heat in his face, but it wasn’t fucking working. He wasn’t used to getting this riled up—well, not in this way, at least. This whole situation had gone sideways the second that dragon turned into some cocky asshole with a smart mouth.

He didn’t know what to do with that.

Meanwhile, the dragon—who was clearly having the time of his damn life—sauntered around Bakugou, tail swishing lazily behind him as if he had all the time in the world. Like he wasn’t supposed to be a fucking dragon. Bakugou tried to ignore it, but it was hard when the guy was just there—like a goddamn itch he couldn’t scratch.

“So,” the dragon started casually, leaning against a nearby tree like he wasn’t pissing Bakugou off just by existing, “are we gonna keep up this little chase, or are you gonna admit you like me?”

Bakugou’s head snapped up, eyes blazing. “Like you? I don’t even fucking know you!”

“Sure you do. I’m the badass dragon you’ve been dreaming about hunting, right?” The dragon’s smirk was back, smug and irritating as hell. “And now that you’ve found me, you can’t stop looking.”

Bakugou stared at him, mouth opening and closing, trying to think of something to say to that. “You—you’re—”

“The guy you can’t get out of your head? Yeah, I know,” the dragon finished for him, clearly entertained. “Can’t blame you. I mean, look at me.” He gestured to himself like he was showing off, flexing his biceps in a way that made Bakugou roll his eyes.

“You’re fucking delusional,” Bakugou muttered, crossing his arms. “Ain’t nobody impressed by you, shitty lizard.”

The dragon chuckled, that low rumble that somehow got under Bakugou’s skin and made his stomach do weird flips. “I’m pretty sure you are.”

“Pretty sure I’m about to knock your teeth in, is what I am.”

“Uh-huh,” the dragon drawled, eyeing him up and down. “Is that what you’re calling this? ’Cause from where I’m standing, you look like you’re trying real hard to keep your hands off me.”

Bakugou nearly choked on air. “The fuck?!”

The dragon laughed, sharp and amused. “I mean, look at you. You’re practically vibrating with tension.” He cocked his head, golden eyes gleaming. “What’s wrong? Can’t decide if you wanna fight me or—”

“Finish that sentence, and I swear to fuck, I’ll burn you alive,” Bakugou cut in, feeling heat pool behind his eyes as his palms crackled with tiny sparks. This dragon—this guy—was gonna get his ass handed to him if he kept this shit up.

But the dragon didn’t back down. In fact, he stepped forward, right into Bakugou’s space again, like he wanted to get hit. His face was close, too close, and Bakugou could feel the warmth radiating off him like a goddamn furnace.

“Go ahead,” the dragon said, voice softer now, but no less teasing. “Try it.”

Bakugou’s heart was pounding, his body tense, and he didn’t know if it was because of the threat or… something else. But his mouth ran ahead of his brain, as always.

“You’re not scared of me, huh?” Bakugou asked, his voice low and dangerous.

The dragon’s grin softened into something more… playful. “Nah. You’re all bark, hunter.” He flicked Bakugou’s chest with one finger, his touch light, teasing. “I think you like the chase too much to end it that quick.”

For a second, Bakugou didn’t know what to say. Because—fuck—was he wrong? There was something about this guy, this dragon, that was fucking infuriating, but in a way that Bakugou couldn’t just ignore.

Hell, he kinda wanted to punch him just to see what would happen. Or… do something else. But he wasn’t ready to go down that road yet.

Instead, he gritted his teeth, determined not to give this asshole the satisfaction of getting under his skin any more than he already had. “You think you know me, huh?”

“I know enough.” The dragon’s eyes glittered with amusement. “Enough to know you’re not nearly as tough as you pretend to be.”

Bakugou’s eyebrow twitched. “You’re about to find out how tough I am when I rip those horns off your head.”

“Ooh, kinky,” the dragon teased, eyes flashing. “Didn’t know you were into that.”

Bakugou was going to combust.

“Shut the fuck up,” he snapped, his face burning, but the dragon was laughing again, that deep, rumbling laugh that Bakugou hated to admit he didn’t completely hate.

The dragon was still grinning when he held out a hand. “Alright, alright, I’ll stop for now. Name’s Kirishima, by the way. Since we’re probably gonna be seeing a lot of each other.”

Bakugou eyed him warily. He didn’t shake hands with people he didn’t trust. Especially dragons. “The hell makes you think I’m gonna let you live?”

Kirishima just shrugged, like it wasn’t a big deal. “Call it a hunch. You don’t strike me as the type to kill someone you’re flirting with.”

“I’m not flirting with you!” Bakugou yelled, finally snapping. His hands sparked again, and he had to force himself not to blow something up just to relieve the frustration bubbling up in his chest.

Kirishima didn’t even flinch. “Sure, whatever you say, Bakugou.”

Bakugou paused. He hadn’t told him his name.

“How the fuck—”

“Dragons know shit,” Kirishima said with a wink, folding his arms behind his head. “We’re kinda awesome that way. You’ll figure it out.”

Bakugou was, for once, left speechless. He stared at Kirishima like he couldn’t quite believe this guy was real. And maybe he wasn’t. Maybe this whole thing was some kind of fever dream caused by exhaustion or whatever. But there Kirishima was, standing in front of him, still wearing that stupid grin like he owned the place.

“So, are you gonna keep staring at me, or are we gonna get this fight over with?” Kirishima asked, tail flicking in amusement. “I know you’re dying to see if you can actually take me.”

Bakugou’s eyes narrowed. “You’re on, scaly-ass.”

Kirishima’s grin grew even wider, if that was possible, and he stretched his arms out, cracking his neck. “Sweet. Let’s see what you’ve got, then.”

And then, faster than Bakugou could blink, Kirishima was back in his dragon form, scales gleaming under the sun, muscles coiled and ready for a fight. His molten gold eyes locked onto Bakugou, but there was no malice there—just challenge, and maybe something more.

Bakugou’s lips curled into a savage grin.

“Bring it, you overgrown lizard.”

The clearing exploded into action as Bakugou lunged forward, ready to finally blow off some steam—and maybe, just maybe, figure out what the hell he was going to do with this annoying, ridiculous, impossible dragon.

Bakugou didn’t hesitate—he never hesitated—but Kirishima was fast. In the blink of an eye, the dragon leaped into the air, wings unfurling with a massive gust of wind that sent leaves scattering across the clearing. Bakugou’s eyes locked onto the movement, his instincts sharp, and he planted his feet, hands lighting up with crackling explosions.

“You think you can dodge me all day, you shitty lizard?” Bakugou growled, launching himself upward with a blast from his palms, closing the distance between them.

Kirishima twisted in midair, the sheer grace in his movements something Bakugou hadn’t expected from a beast that size. But he wasn’t backing down. He didn’t back down from anyone, especially not some cocky dragon who was enjoying this way too much.

“You’re really bringing that puny little firework show to a dragon fight?” Kirishima teased, his voice booming as he hovered above Bakugou. “I thought you were tough, Bakugou.”

“You wanna talk tough, shitty scales? How about I blow you out of the fuckin’ sky?” Bakugou barked back, spinning mid-air to hurl a concentrated explosion toward Kirishima’s chest.

The blast hit dead-on, but instead of sending the dragon flying, Kirishima let out a rumbling laugh, his scales shimmering as the explosion rolled off him like it was nothing more than a gentle breeze.

“That all you got?” Kirishima taunted, diving downward toward Bakugou with a smirk so big you could see it even in his dragon form.

Bakugou cursed under his breath, darting sideways as the dragon swooped low, missing him by inches. “Fucking indestructible scales, huh?” Bakugou muttered, annoyance bubbling up. His usual bag of tricks wasn’t cutting it.

“Come on, Bakugou,” Kirishima’s voice rumbled from above, the dragon circling back for another pass. “You gotta hit harder than that. Otherwise, this is gonna be too easy.” His wings gave a powerful flap, sending a gust of wind down that nearly knocked Bakugou off his feet.

Bakugou gritted his teeth. He wasn’t just pissed now—he was pissed-pissed. “Oh, don’t worry. I’m about to make you regret ever taunting me.” He raised both hands, sparks building in his palms as he charged up for something bigger.

But Kirishima had other plans. He swooped down again, faster than before, and with a quick shift of his body, he swung his tail like a whip, aiming straight for Bakugou’s legs.

Bakugou saw it coming and barely managed to dodge, flipping sideways with an explosion that propelled him just out of range. But the force of the tail swing still knocked him off balance, sending him skidding backward across the dirt.

“Fucking hell!” Bakugou spat, pushing himself up quickly, heart pounding. Kirishima landed in front of him with a heavy thud, the earth shaking beneath him.

“Almost had you there,” Kirishima said, his voice deep and smug as he shifted back into his human form—well, mostly human. His horns and tail remained, but his body returned to that of a tall, grinning, annoyingly ripped guy who was way too proud of himself. “You’re pretty fast, though. I’ll give you that.”

Bakugou glared, dusting off his pants. “You didn’t have me,” he snapped, fists still sparking with tiny explosions. “I was just warming up, asshole.”

Kirishima tilted his head, his smile lazy but challenging. “Warming up, huh? Well, I’m here all day, so if you wanna keep trying—”

But Bakugou was done talking. He shot forward in a blur of speed, aiming a punch directly at Kirishima’s stupidly smug face.

Kirishima reacted quickly, blocking the punch with his forearm, but the explosion that followed was enough to send him stumbling backward with a grunt of surprise. Bakugou didn’t stop there. He followed up with a flurry of punches, each one laced with small blasts that sent shockwaves through the air.

“Still think this is a game, dragon?” Bakugou snarled, his teeth bared as he kept swinging, each punch harder than the last.

Kirishima was quick, though, dodging and blocking with the kind of fluid movements that shouldn’t have been possible for someone with his bulk. “You’re fast, I’ll give you that,” Kirishima said, his grin not faltering even as Bakugou’s punches rained down. “But you’re gonna have to try harder than that if you wanna take me down.”

“Shut up!” Bakugou roared, throwing another punch aimed straight at Kirishima’s jaw.

This time, though, Kirishima caught his fist mid-swing, his hand wrapping around Bakugou’s with a grip that was way too strong. Bakugou felt his arm lock in place, his momentum coming to a halt as Kirishima’s grin widened.

“Nice try,” Kirishima said, voice dropping lower, a teasing edge to it. “But I think you’re forgetting something.”

Bakugou growled, trying to yank his hand free. “And what the hell would that be?”

Kirishima leaned in, their faces close again, his golden eyes practically glowing. “I’m a dragon. You can’t win by brute force alone.”

“Who says I’m just using force, shitty dragon?” Bakugou sneered, yanking his hand free with a burst of explosive force that sent Kirishima stumbling backward, smoke curling up from his palm.

For a second, they just stared at each other, both breathing hard, the clearing silent except for the faint crackling of residual sparks. Bakugou’s heart was still pounding, but not just from the fight. Kirishima wasn’t even breaking a sweat, standing there with his chest rising and falling steadily, like he was more amused than anything.

“Alright, you win. You’re tough,” Kirishima said finally, holding up his hands in mock surrender. “I’ll admit it.”

Bakugou blinked, thrown off by the sudden shift. “The fuck? What are you talking about?”

“I mean, I don’t know a lot of humans who can go toe-to-toe with a dragon and actually keep up,” Kirishima explained, shrugging like it was the most obvious thing in the world. “You’re not bad, Bakugou.”

Bakugou gritted his teeth, the compliment feeling weird in his chest. He wasn’t used to getting praise from people, least of all from a dragon who’d been annoying the hell out of him all day.

“You’re still a pain in my ass,” Bakugou muttered, crossing his arms defensively.

Kirishima just grinned, like that was exactly the response he’d been hoping for. “And you love it.”

“Hell no,” Bakugou shot back, even as his pulse raced for a reason he couldn’t explain.

“Whatever you say,” Kirishima teased, stepping closer again, his expression softening a little. “But seriously. I haven’t had this much fun in a long time.”

“Fun? You call this fun?” Bakugou growled, still on edge, but not quite as angry as before. He was too busy being… confused by the way Kirishima was looking at him. Like this wasn’t just a game. Like he actually meant what he was saying.

Kirishima nodded, his smile less cocky now, more genuine. “Yeah. Most people are too scared to fight me, let alone talk back. But you…” He trailed off, eyes flicking over Bakugou with that same damn amusement. “You’re different.”

Bakugou’s mouth went dry. He didn’t know what to say to that, and it pissed him off. “Tch. Whatever,” he muttered, looking away like he didn’t care.

But Kirishima’s tail flicked playfully at Bakugou’s ankle, like he was trying to catch his attention again. “Hey. Don’t be shy. I’m saying you’re pretty badass.”

Bakugou almost blushed. Almost. He fought it back with a scowl instead. “You’re fucking insufferable.”

“And you’re fucking adorable,” Kirishima shot back, his grin widening.

“What the hell—” Bakugou sputtered, his face heating up for real this time, and before he could stop himself, he threw a weak punch at Kirishima’s shoulder.

Kirishima just laughed, the sound warm and bright, and Bakugou hated how much he didn’t actually hate it.

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AUTHOR’s NOTES: Heyyy! So this is my first MHA fic ever, but I’ve been writing fics for ages now, mostly for K-pop groups. 😋 I know I’m kinda late to the party, but I just started watching MHA, and I’m totally obsessed with Bakukiri! 😭 If you enjoyed this fic of mine, let me know in the comments, through reposts, or hit me up in the ask box! Love you all, and thanks a ton! ❤️

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Spinning Silver

⭐⭐⭐⭐; the staryk king and mirnatius with the word 'wife' on the board: there's only one thing more horrible than a wife.... *rips off paper* MY wife

Oh?? 👌😉😏

women are fucking amazing and wonderful and terrifying and unequivocal badasses. especially to their husbands. it's about the fantasy of a marriage you have no control over being perfectly suited to you in ways you didn't even know it could

inhuman fae creatures that actually have a separate culture and set of rules they are governed by. they're much more powerful than humans, of course, but they are bound to their laws, and if you're smart you can work with that

fairytale-esque magic system that relies heavily on (1) trickery (2) Having Audacity and (3) the rule of threes 😉. we love a soft magic system that rewards big swings and BDE!

not one, but TWO separate arranged marriages engaged in HEATED pvp AKA two people bound in hostile matrimony trying to kill each other while having 'wait, are they hot? fuck!' moments

you can be cold and practical and still be a good person. you can be strong enough to protect yourself without sacrificing others. with a good enough grasp of contracts you can force a demon to leave your kingdom AND husband unharmed in a 2-for-1 deal

No.. ❌🤢🤮

multiple POVs with no names for chapter titles so you have to figure out who it is from context clues - if you're like me and love a little puzzle to go with your reading time, you'll really enjoy it (Novik does it VERY well) but if you get confused easily or don't wanna put in the brainpower its annoying and overly complicated

if you don't like enemies-to-lovers where they actually argue and are ideologically opposed, you're not gonna enjoy the romance subplots. this is not a 'forbidden-lovers' kinda enemies-to-lovers. this is firmly in the 'my husband misses me a lot - but his aim is getting better!' zone

really quick wrap up - it gets tied up a little too fast after the final confrontation with the Big Bad. i wouldve liked at least to have irina POV at the end because her side of things just. gets left hanging

Summary: Miryem is a daughter and granddaughter of moneylenders, and though her father doesn't have the hardheartedness to be a good one, she'd rather be despised for what she's owed than starve. Her knack for the trade, coupled with her sharp tongue, draws the ire of her village, and even more alarmingly, the Staryk's attentions; faerie creatures who only covet gold, they take her offhanded boast that she can turn silver into gold quite literally, and show up at her door to hold her true to her careless words - which, honestly, kind of backfires on them when she rises to the challenge and upends their realm into complete disarray, so maybe there's a lesson there for the next group of nonhumans to learn: don't bet the house against a human girl whose Had Enough Of All This Bullshit. She might win.

Concept: 💭💭💭 I don't know Rumpelstiltskin's story very well, and Ice Kingdom aesthetics aren't my favourite (you can blame it on my residual dislike of Frozen), but I DID read Uprooted before this. I wasn't as into the book blurb as I was with Uprooted, but I'm an experienced (and opinionated) enough reader to know when to trust my gut - if I find an author's writing style easy to read, and I enjoy how they handle their themes, I'm not afraid of diving into deep waters. If it's that bad, I can always DNF

Execution: 💥💥💥💥 As I've come to expect with Novik's writing, a wonderfully easy read; the storytelling voice flows smoothly and makes me want to keep on reading. No slogging through difficult to understand passages and too slow pacing for me! I instantly wanted to collect every POV character like puppies in a basket, no matter how brief their sections were. I will say the ending does forget what it wants to say and simply ends on a happy note, instead of a complete thought. It doesn't tie in the POV characters together strongly enough - I would've loved to see an epilogue scenes with the 3 main female characters supporting each other, or at least being three distinct Bad Bitches!

Personal Enjoyment: ❤❤❤❤❤ Mostly because of Irina and Miryem (and Wanda)'s absolute BDE. They truly brought their stories to life and felt very dynamic, constantly driving the story forward through their actions, especially because their personalities and characteristics were so well-suited to the challenges they faced (Miryem rules-lawyering the Staryk, Irina taking to politics, Wanda keeping faith despite all the shit she's been through). Honorary shoutout to the complete hilarity of Mirnatius's POV (though ultimately it IS more indulgence than necessity, I respect Novik for it) - may he spend the rest of his life desperately drawing his wife in vain search of her bad angles!

Favourite Moment: the running gag of mirnatius losing his fucking mind trying to prove irina isn't hot. you know that post that's like 'find a blorbo to draw and your art skills will start improving so much faster'? irina is his blorbo. special mention of the scene he gets jealous realizing a random guard has a crush on his behated wife and immediately jumps to the conclusion that irina would want to fuck the guard for the sake of the kingdom. babygirl the hoops you are jumping........where is this gymnastics routine even going 😭 this man is not beating the meow meow allegations..

Favourite Character: It's really a tie between Miryem and Irina, who are both so similar yet different at the same time. Miryem's BDE was enjoyably explosive - she throws it in everyone's face, which is perfect to play off of the Staryk's otherworldly impassiveness. Irina's BDE was a lot more...steely. Quietly coming into her own as she realized how adept she was at politics, and how perfectly well-suited that made her to being tsarina - and when they finally met each other? it was so funny when were like 'hey...why dont we kill our husbands via pokemon battle??'

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monthly wrap-up :: june 2023

Welcome to the June 2023 wrap up! I didn't expect that I would be reading so much for other characters but putting this list together made me realize I may have been whoring on the side for some other characters (potentially actors too because I can't lie those pics of Seb at the Loewe event did things to me full stop--).

The year's halfway through and I honestly can't believe how this year feels like it's flying by but also not moving fast enough because honestly I swear on my life I was just working on the 14 Days project a few weeks ago but also apparently it over four months ago?? Nothing makes sense 🥴

Anyways, here's all the stories I've made and consumed over the last month. Please go and shower these authors with all the love, they're amazing and deserve the world. 💖💛

Everything under the cut…and here's probably the best way to summarize what June 2023 was like in a single photo:

Loki x Reader

Coins and Revenge by @fictive-sl0th

The entire premise of this story had me dangerously bouncing at the edge of my seat. The tension and the yearning just created this amazing high-stakes tender love story in the making between future King of Asgard Loki and Forsaken Princess/Assassin YN. And pls the way he looked for her by combing through the minds of the city dwellers?? Pure unmitigated dedication right there. 👏👏

Filling a Void by @lokisgoodgirl

Ragnarok!Loki x Reader x President Loki is a threesome dynamic I didn't realize I needed in my life but now it's just got me staring at the ceiling thinking all the thots about it 🥴

Imagine: Tony tricking Loki into taking Viagra… by @sserpente

Shameless smut with a side of fluff? Sign me tf up 🥴👏👏 Honestly is there a queue for the "seven hours in Valhalla with Loki" experience because I would very much like to sacrifice my sanity for that--

Tropical Tension by @lokis-dark-queen

Besties to lovers on a vacation in Aruba, body shots, and some tender yet filthy smut?? Sign me tf up. I'm usually such a slow reader it's embarrassing, but I ate this up!

Teasing the Dragon by @sarahscribbles

All I can say is do not read before bed or you will go to sleep with horny…unless that's what you want. Edging for nearly an hour followed by overstimulation?? Restrained by Loki's magic?? Loki ripping your shirt with his bare hands?? Lemme know where I can sign up for this 👀 💳💥💳💥

You're Late by @lokisgoodgirl

Intentionally making herself late and playing a dangerous game with Loki? When I tell you my brain was running so many laps at the end of this piece just imagining how he kept her up all night 🥴🫠

Resurrected Love by @holdmytesseract

This story managed to put me in the strange position of sad and thirsty at the same time over the image of Loki having stubble. The angst with the flashbacks hurt me right in the feels but everything else had me squealing and melting and cheering at the end. 🥹💖

Wash Day with Loki by @mysecretlittlelibrary

Peak domestic bliss vibes in this piece, I can't say anything other than I love how cozy it all felt 🥹

Close to You by @michelleleewise

I'm still hurting over this ngl 🥲 Miscommunication trope and the subsequent lashing out gave angst that hurt so good but Loki better be treating her like a queen after this or else we're gonna have words 🙂

keeping Loki waiting in Sakaar ask by @sarahscribbles

It is borderline criminal for a drabble this short to have me staring at the ceiling from the smut 😩

Altar by @chubbyreaderchan

When I tell you this is peak banger after banger smut, and that title has more meaning than you think 🥴🫠

Too Darn Hot by @lokis-little-fawn

Triggering Loki's breeding kink and also some peak use of his naturally colder Jotun anatomy for some creative ways to cool down in the hot Asgard summer? When I tell you I sprinted laps after this--🥵

The Ceremony by @smolvenger

Loving fiance-turned-husband Loki and some bedding ceremony smut. No you heard me right. Bedding ceremony. With chanting. God help me I needed to run a few kilometers when I finished this--🫠

A Gentlemen's Bond by @lokisgoodgirl

Listen. When LGG posts something you know you're in for a good time. But this was…above and beyond. This absolute queen wrote a foursome smut shot with the same Loki & Agent from 'A Gentlemen's Agreement' and had me clutching walls and screeching at an ungodly hour of my mornight. 🥵🥵🥵 …And also still has me wondering if Steve has something he'd like to share with the class 😂😏

Asgard by @oliwrites

A besties to lovers with an adorable love confession and a smut scene that had a line that shot me out of a cannonball and straight dead into the water 🥴🫡

Behind the Pollen by @hollyiswritinglokiagain

This one took me all the way OUT 🥵😮‍💨 Soft doting boyfriend Loki turned horny boyfriend Loki with size kink and back again?! I wasn't ready and I'm still thinking about the bit with the stomach bulge HELP--

Spicy by @lotsoflokilove23

Soft smut with a 'willing to wait until you're ready' vibes Loki that was just the softest horny lil muffin the entire way through goddamn I'm still soft over this one--

King Henry V x Reader

Arise Fair Sun by @smolvenger

Mutual pining + a balcony confession + A KITH??? Disney take notes because this is how you write a love confession scene that will have your audience outright swooning 🫠

Magnus Martinsson x Reader

petting zoo drabble ask by @ladyfluff

Just the image of the precious meow meow being a dad is enough to have me melting, but mix that in with a petting zoo setting? I am a puddle because it's so fluffy 🥹

Thomas Sharpe x Reader

Reading While He Works by @foxgloveprincess

Peak adorable domestic bliss vibes in the Victorian Era with Thomas being a reassuring lil meow meow that just wants to have his wife around even if they just sit in comfortable silence? Lemme just…melt real quick 🫠

Coriolanus x Reader

The One I Desire by @five-miles-over

The grumpy x sunshine was so strong in this and the way this gave us a feisty sunshine reader was just the ultimate vibe for me 👏👏 And the dream?? 🥵 Yet another story that has me wanting more of this couple 💖

Tom Hiddleston x Reader

Falling Star by @mochie85

Tom being immediately infatuated with YN and seeing her as a calming presence on such a nerve-wracking night? Yes pls sign me all the way up. And that ending omg 🥴🫠

For England by @lokischambermaid

Soccer Aid Hiddles smut. Latex dress. A touch of potentially years long pining from Tom's end. I'm not kidding I needed to sprint a good 3km after reading this and I still didn't cool down. "Then bend" has me in a chokehold and I may or may not be putting on my running shoes again just thinking about it 😮‍💨😮‍💨

Bucky x Reader

Safe and Sound by @witchywithwhiskey (part 2 here)

Pretty sure this is the part where I shamelessly tell y'all I have a thing for the dbf trope 🥴🫡 And the way that this delivers and then some 👏👏 Part 1 had me melting for how he just comforted her without hesitation, and Part 2 had me kicking my feet and squealing and squirming from the dirty talk and how he checked in with her and the love confession 🥵🫠

Wanderlust by @mochie85

A pining best friend Bucky agreeing to go on a potential months long road trip with Reader to make sure she keeps safe?? And also resisting the urge to touch and kith the dimple?? The pining is immaculate in this drabble and has me wanting more 🥹💖

Pure of Heart by @rookthorne

Another best friend Bucky and this was so full of tender lil moments all before the fluffy ending that had me hitting the pillow from how cute these two were. And to top it all of: doggos!! 💖🫠

no more losers by @witchywithwhiskey

Face riding + they were roommates?? Scorching hot smut with a reveal at the end that gave this just the right amount of fluff that had me melting into my seat 👏👏

On the Edge by @sidepartskinnyjeans

I was living for the slutty banter between these two while they were edging each other with her wand 🥵🥵🥵 Honestly thank goodness I started reading Bucky stories otherwise I wouldn't have found this masterpiece of filth 👏👏

Devour by @frostironfudge

Mafia boss vibes with vacation hornies really had me clutching pillows and staring at the wall. It should be illegal for drabbles to be this hot honestly 🥵😮‍💨

Sherlock Holmes (Cavill) x Reader

drunken sex ask by @imyourbratzdoll

Drunk, tender, and feral Sherlock got my brain cells struggling to do anything except conjure up many many thots 🥵

Fingerprints by @tadhana-writes

A flustered Sherlock and a story where the case details have me wanting more 👏👏

Clark Kent/Superman x Reader

You're My To-Do List by @hannibals-favourite-meal

Domestic bliss with hornies…and it's Cavill's Superman, do I really need to say more 🥴🫡

Ari Levinson x Reader

her lifeguard ask by @imyourbratzdoll

Loyal bf Ari entertaining thoughts of drowning the people making his lil baby feel insecure and then proceeding to fuck the insecurities out of her?? On the beach?? Where anyone could walk by and see them?? I'm weak 🫠

be quiet for me ask by @imyourbratzdoll

dbf!Ari with a touch of fluff got me weak. (and also got me realizing I have the biggest soft spot for this trope aaaaaaaa 🫠)

her favorite truckdriver and his favorite camgirl ask by @imyourbratzdoll

This had me moving up a book with a similar trope (OF Creator FMC x Single Dad MMC) a good few spots on my book TBR because holy fuckque it's so good and I need more 🥵🫠

You Said I Was Your Favorite by @frostironfudge

The angsty start of this had me clutching the wall from the hurt omg, but the smutty ending had me just staring at the ceiling for a good while 🥴🫡

Stepdad!Ari showing you adult movies ask by @evansbby

Conflicted reader having an internal war between her hornies and her rational thinking really got me on this one. Like I'm living for her intrapersonal dynamic and I'd love to see which side would win out in the end 😳🫡

Kraven x Reader

The Hunter by @sidepartskinnyjeans

Primal kink. Forest smut. If this is the type of top shelf smut content we get from just the trailer, I better ready some ice water and new running shoes for October when we get the entire movie 🥵🫠

You Better Run by @cockslutpadalecki

Primal kink and restraints?? I wouldn't wanna be taken off his list, either 🥵🫡

Thomas Sharpe x Reader

the final Lady Sharpe part 3: unorthodox signals

Loki x Reader

what makes a princess

Tom Hiddleston x Reader

a sizing mishap a tale of ice baths and hot sauce

idek what this is except crack

the best view in Old Trafford (aka Grass POV)

[ezlo-x]

hi...cmere if you want to hear my current thoughts of totk... (spoilers ahead ofc)

Hi :] so since everyone is taking a different path on playing this game this is what I have so far

Currently I have completed the tutorial section, have only Dragon Tears #1 and #2, and completed the Wind Temple

I wanted to write down my thoughts after I finished w the tutorial section but I was just so excited to play I just kept going until I finally decided to take a small break from playing the game for almost the entire day lol. ALSO I will include pics...in some parts

ANYWAYZ THE BEGINNING SECTION I NEED TO GET THIS OFF MY CHEST CAUSE I WAS LOSING MY MIND ABT IT. So when Zelda explains how the "gloom" works I WAS JSUT "...that sounds like the Malice im my au HMMM NO WAY I PREDICTED THIS MY BRAIN HUGE" JNSDKJFNSD I liked that we get to see a little bit more of Zelda before she disappears but also! I liked how she is still prevalent in the story and aids Link at some point in the tutorial section. Also I just find it funny how she appears to people like ghosts knfgskng I know for sure that would be explained why later on.

Now to the tutorial, I had a lot of fun with the shrines better yet all the shrines in general have been super fun. None of them have been a drag to me I have a lot of fun especially that you have to use your arm abilities and that stuff never gets old to me. TBH THO there were a few moments when traveling around the island where my muscle memory is to press "x" to paraglide when I suddenly remembered I don't have the paraglider JFNGKDNF I was yearning for that paraglider.

Sorta of a side note I am really loving how npcs have more personality, like Purah and Robbie just radiate so much more as characters than in BotW. I am loving so far the new npcs it makes the world feel less empty.

Now...to the moment i've been waiting to talk abt. The Dragon tear memories

I love them. I love them SO SO MUCH ESPECIALLY SONIA BUT I FEEL LIKE I LOVE RAURU JUST AS MUCH IDK THEY ARE VERY FUCKING CUTE I CANTTTTT I WANT TO CHANGE MY BANNER TO THEM BUT I KNOW ITS LIKE SUPER SPOILERY OUGHHHHHH

My friends insisted to get the memories in order cause that would make me into an emotional wreck so I can't wait! <3

Now to Rito Village/Wind Temple. First of all, the Rito Theme when its in the blizzard got me a little emotional ngl. It might be cause Wind Waker was one for the first tloz games that i introduced myself to back when I was 14 and hearing it so desolate it almost got me. AND THEN SEEING THE KIDS ALL ON THEIR OWN OUGH (I want to know where's Kass tho...).

TULIN!!! Tulin is adorable idk I enjoyed his character how his stubbornness on doing things on his own was changed to teamwork makes the dream work arc idk it was cute. Teba not being present makes sense to me as he's the new Rito Elder and all. Glad the dude is not dead KJFNGKDJNF

Now the journey to the Wind Temple was so fun it was so fun like idk how to describe it. The ost was amazing especially when finally reaching the temple when you ascend high above the blizzard storm and then you glide down and UGH it was so amazing. The Wind Temple was just as fun it felt like your good old Zelda temple and I love that so much. THE BOSS AS WELL YOUR TYPICAL EVIL CRUSTACEAN WITH WINGS AND UGH!! I Love it I love it sm

NOW AT THE BEGINNING ENTERING THE WIND TEMPLE when the voice appeared, at first I thought it was Rauru. But then I took a second take and he sounded differently than Rauru and I said "oh is this the ancient champion?" AND I WAS RIGHT ITS THE WIND SAGE AND OH OH OH OK

I WAS SO....💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN//? HE LOOKS RAD THE OTHER SAGES LOOK JIST AS AMAZING. AND THEN-

THIS BITCH GOT HORNS!!!! WHAT 💥💥💥💥

HONESTLY ok time to put my critical hat here. Im honestly not expecting anything crazy with Ganondorf like idk I am excited but at the same time I do have that worry in the back of my mind that he would be your typical evil villain. ESPECIALLY SINCE THEY HAVE SUCH A SOLID STORY WITH GOOD WORLD BUILD like I hope they don't blow it up. and ngl I kinda forgot abt Ganondor for a moment cause I've been so fixated over Sonia and Rauru KJNGDJKFNGKDFJ I CANT WAIT TO MEET THE FIRE SAGE THOUGH RAAHGHHGGHH AND THE ZONAI NEXT TO RAURU OUGH I FORGOT HER NAME BUT RAURU MENTIONS HER IN THE SECOND DRAGON TEAR MEMORY THATS HIS BIG SIS!!!!

One more thing I forgot to mention (theres so much stuff don't get me started to how much I love the depth) the soundtrack is phenomenal. When diving down from either the sky or to the depth it so pretty. And like I said the ost where thats building up when reaching the Wind Temple *chef's kiss* AND how the Wind Temple's theme mixes both Vah Medoh's theme (attacking and inside) and Rito Village. Reminding you what you're fighting for especially in Tulin's case

I am having a lot of fun with this game I am currently just wandering around in the Hebra region. ALSO NOW THAT I REMEMBER I WAS REALLY THROWN OFF BY THE SUBTLE CHANGES THE MAP HAS I STILL AM AND I GET IT for like ppl who played BotW make it feel completely different/new. Honestly its fun it feels like im exploring Hyrule for the first time again its nice <3

and that is all I have tbh I might disappear and come back w more ramblings. I want to say more but I don't want this post to be super long. The fact that I only got one Temple complete and two memories and I still have a lot more to do is so crazy to me

anywayz have some pitcures of Sonia and Rauru cause I love em very mucho <3

[panda-studiesmed]

I'm DONE with exams...or am I ?

Heyaaa!! It's been more than a week past my biggest exams for med school! I was so happy it all ended that I was constantly putting of this update post lol

Here's how it went: my exam was on the 20th of April, such a long waited date. I honestly expected a better outcome. I didn't give my best and it felt like all the studying was for nothing... HOWEVER I did manage NOT to cry and finish the exam despite having a mini mental breakdown!

I feel so proud of myself for not giving up and actually staying positive! It's a big win on its own because I'm such a "give up-er", I constantly doubt myself and even do self sabotage by bringing negativity in my mind.

THE HUSTLE GOES ON ONCE AGAIN 💪

I know I CAN and I know I WILL!

Med School here I come 😎💥

65 days Till Last Med School Entries- COMING SOON 🥲

[cherry-stained-blood]

Dating Nikolai headcanons 💳💥💳💥💳💥💳💥💳💥💳💥💳💥💳💥💳💥💳💥💳💥💳💥💳💥💳💥💳💥

This is so shameless.

dating nikolai headcanons

Synopsis: It’s in the title bozo

Pairing: Nikolai Gogol x GN!reader (they/them)

A/N: I know I’m getting to all of my BSD requests very late but it’ll be worth it I promise. Thank you to my bestie for requesting this, think of this as an honor for his anime form finally getting revealed.

TW: A few suggestive jokes and spoilers for BSD season four/manga, but other than that it’s actually pretty cute

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To start things off, it’s quite surprising for someone like Nikolai to get a partner

No seriously, when he told Dostoevsky about it, he thought he was pulling another one of his stupid jokes.

Nope. He was being 100% honest

But moving on from that, let’s actually get to the good stuff about

Nikolai would be one of those partners that just loves to tease his significant other

Flirting, poking fun at, it really doesn’t matter, he likes to see his loved one embarrassed solely from the comments he makes about them

Besides it’s in his nature to be a tease, so it’s pretty much expected from him

Speaking of being a tease, he likes to tease in other ways. As in, he likes to— rile you up

He won’t flat out screw you whenever he pleases, but he just LOVES to see your flustered expressions when he says as much as a whisper on your ear

“Awwww look at you~ you’re blushing!!”

“Shut up, Nikolai.”

I believe that Nikolai is the type of person who prefers more chill and relaxed dates

As much of a crazy bastard he is, he needs a break from himself every now and then. Just cuddle with him in some comfortable clothes while watching shitty cable TV and he’s happy

Speaking of cuddling, he will cling onto you constantly. He likes being the little spoon, I just believe he loves to be held

Oh and by the way, you know damn well you’re gonna get dragged into his insane life when it comes to his missions

When he came back from his mission of framing the ADA for murder and abduction, you know DAMN well he bragged about it to you nonstop

“Did you SEE their faces!? Ohh sometimes I’m impressed by my own genius—“

“Okay honey, I get it, you can stop bragging now.”

Honestly he only does it to get your attention, he craves your love and affection honestly

Nikolai would just be a very chaotic, but sweet and chill partner, and honestly he’d treat you very well <33

[keepingupwiththecullensblog]

🌟🚗 Welcome back to “Keeping Up with the Cullens”! Today, I’m hitting rewind on the story to focus on one of the most intense parts of the saga: when Bella and Edward have to lead James away from Charlie. But I’m not just talking about the plot—I’m here to praise the *Midnight Sun* audiobook and compare it to both *Twilight* and the *Twilight* audiobook, especially when it comes to those gut-wrenching “Goodbyes” chapters. Trust me, if you haven’t listened to these audiobooks yet, you’re missing out on some serious emotional roller coasters! 🎧🧛‍♂️

As you know, I loved *Twilight* years ago. 🥰 Honestly, now I’m into books like *Outlander* (Jamie Fraser, anyone? 😏), but I thought revisiting the *Twilight Saga* as an adult would be fun—making fun of my old crush, Edward, from my early 20s. 😂 But here I am, deep-diving into *Midnight Sun* and the audiobooks, and I can’t believe how much I’m analyzing (and still making fun of) this series! Who knew sparkly vampires could still capture my attention? 🧛‍♂️✨

Let’s talk about that “Goodbyes” chapter in *Twilight*. You’d think a scene where Bella is forced to lie to Charlie, leave him behind, and run for her life would be dripping with emotion, right? Well, not so much in the audiobook. 😬 Don’t get me wrong—no offense to the narrator, Ilyana Kadushin, but her reading of that chapter left me feeling a little... underwhelmed. 😐 It was like listening to someone reading a grocery list rather than a life-or-death situation. Maybe it was the director's choice, but either way, the emotion just wasn’t there. I mean, Bella is supposed to be terrified, desperate, and heartbroken, but the delivery was flat. You need to feel the tension, the fear, the urgency—and, unfortunately, it didn’t quite hit the mark for me. 😕📖 It’s like Bella was reading her breakup lines off a cue card. You’d expect more drama from someone who’s about to fake-break her dad’s heart and then flee from a murderous vampire! 🥀

But OMG, let me tell you—*Midnight Sun*’s audiobook is a game-changer. 🙌 Jake Abel, who narrates *Midnight Sun*, absolutely nails it. He reads Bella’s part with so much emotion that it’s like you’re hearing her cry and yell in real-time. And honestly, that chapter needed it! 😭 The way he brings Bella’s terror and heartbreak to life is so intense that it’s impossible not to feel it. The difference is night and day. While *Twilight*’s audiobook felt like a distant memory, *Midnight Sun* pulled me right back into the chaos and desperation of that moment. It’s the perfect example of how a great narrator can completely change the experience of a book. 🎧💥 Jake Abel made me feel like I was in the room with Bella, crying and panicking, and it was everything I didn’t know I needed! 😅

But it doesn’t stop there. Throughout the entire *Midnight Sun* audiobook, Jake Abel is fantastic at switching tones and voices for the different characters. His Edward is spot-on—full of angst, confusion, and that deep, obsessive love that we all secretly swooned over back in the day. 💔 He really brought Book Edward to life in a way that makes you understand his internal struggles on a whole new level. It’s like hearing Edward’s voice in your head, and suddenly, all those dramatic monologues make perfect sense. Jake’s performance is so good that it might just make you fall for Edward all over again. 😅❤️ It’s like he’s channeling Edward’s inner drama queen with every word—seriously, I had flashbacks to all the times I swooned over this sparkly vampire back in the day! 😂✨

I mean, let’s be real—Rob Pattinson is the perfect Movie Edward, no doubt. 🖤 But when it comes to the book version of Edward, Jake Abel takes the crown. 👑 His narration is everything I didn’t know I needed from *Midnight Sun*. He captures Edward’s torment, his love for Bella, and his struggle with his vampire nature in such a compelling way that it’s hard not to get swept up in it all over again. Rob and Jake together would be like the ultimate Edward dream team! 😍 Imagine Rob’s smoldering looks paired with Jake’s emotional voice acting—my heart wouldn’t survive! 😵💖

So, if you’re looking for a way to experience *Midnight Sun* on a whole new level, I highly recommend the audiobook. 🎧 And if you’ve already read *Twilight* and felt like something was missing, give *Midnight Sun* a listen—you might just find that the story hits a little harder when you can hear Edward’s pain, fear, and love in every word. 🔥 Trust me, it’s worth the emotional rollercoaster—stock up on tissues and get ready to feel all the feels! 😭🎢

I might write one more post about *Midnight Sun*—specifically that insane car chase—before I move on to *New Moon*. 🚗💨 Seriously, the way Edward steals a car like he’s auditioning for *Fast & Furious*—it’s almost too much! It’s just so over-the-top dramatic that I can’t not talk about it. There’s just so much more to discuss! 📚 Until then, keep your eyes peeled for more deep dives into the world of sparkly vampires, teenage drama, and all the things that made us fall in love with this saga in the first place. 💫✨

[laugtherhyena]

Idk if anyone asked this already but What are your headcanons for kizuna and ayame?

Surprisingly I had never reviced an ask like this before so much so that it took me a lil while to think of stuff since my headcanons tend to fall more into character interpretation territory so here's the more headcanon-y ones, if that makes sense.

-Ayame's red jacket is comfort object for her hence why she always keeps it around despite barely wearing it, specifically over the shoulders since it's kinda like having a blanket wrapped around you.

-Ayame is named after a flower so i always liked the idea that one of her parents is a florists/gardener of some kind and that's where the name came from. I also like the idea that she resembles her father way more than her mother, i feel like that could tie into her being self-conscious about femininity n stuff.

-A friend of mine (Hi Poi) headcanons her as having a pet dog and i love that idea a lot and even made sprites for the little man. Her parents got it for her when she was a kid since Ayame never had many friends growing up, as you can expect, her favorite activity was to race with the dog around the neighborhood tho she doesn't do it as much anymore by the time she becomes a part of class 79 because the dog is pretty old by then.

-Same friend also headcanons her as being somewhere in the autism spectrum and honestly? The more i think about it the more i start love the idea, i feel like sports/running is probably her special interest seeing how focused and knowledgeable she is on it + how Ayame seems to love the idea of sharing that with someone/her friends to the point she can go a little overboard with training without even realizing (Aka making Yuki run around the school with her for 2 hours in her FTEs)

-going off this line from her FTEs, i feel like aside from not being into it another reason why Ayame tends to not dress girly is because she feels as if those clothes would just look weird on her, like she puts on something more feminine and can't shake off the feeling that she's "doing it wrong" and thinks she just looks stupid and that putting it on was a terrible idea.

-HATAMORI JUMPSCARE💥💥 Despite being a socially awkward person Ayame is a very affectionate partner, hugging, cuddling, picking up/carrying her gf around, kissing her on the cheek and that sorta stuff because that's her go to way of showing love. Sometimes this want to display affection bypasses her awkwardness, sometimes it doesn't, but that's no problem when Kizuna is the queen of physical affection and won't think twice before wrapping her arms around Ayame and hugging her tightly like she's a giant stuffed animal.

Anyways speaking of her uhh hi Mrs.Tomori

-She first got into cheerleading out of the status and spotlight it would being to her in her school's social hierarchy but started to genuinely enjoy it overtime because jumping and twirling and pulling out those stunts is just really fun for her, so much so that she'd suggest crazier/more elaborate choreographies out of really wanting to try it out and if it will make her stand out from the other girls even more that's a bonus.

-Kizuna is a pretty impulsive person, hence why she tends to say whatever comes to her mind without a second thought most of the time. Getting that star tattoo on her face was an impulse idea because she just thought it would look super cute then proceeded to rethink her life choices for the following days after getting it because the face region is one of the areas where it hurts the most to get a tattoo on and she did not know that. + Tattoos are not only generally seen in a bad light in japan but she shouldn't be getting one in the first place since she's still a teen, so you bet Minako scolded her for days over it which wasn't very fun either. (looking back on all that Kizuna would say it was totally worth it tho)

-After a lifetime of window shopping on fancy stores and boutiques Kizuna knows a lot about fashion and would jump right into helping one of her classmates pick something like that up if asked despite her unwillingness to grow closer to them. It's an excuse for her to look at a bunch of clothes and ramble why they're so pretty and how they'd fit this specific person, tho she would be pretty bitchy if the person didn't like her suggestions or thinks they know better than her on the subject.

-KIZUNA/KANATA BESTIES INTERLUDE‼️Sometimes Kizuna will randomly go to Kanata's house initially talking about some random unimportant thing but Kanata knows her well enough to be able to tell that something's bothering her but Kizuna being Kizuna has a hard time opening up from the get go, this visit almost always turns into a sleepover where after easing her into it Kanata gets Kizuna to talk about what's been getting under her skin and does her best to try helping her with the problem or just comforting her.

-She's a comphet lesbian (i will die on this hill) who thought that it was completely normal for her not feel anything towards the guys she messed with because dudes are just replaceable and only really serve to buy her things or bring her to cool places, besides girls are competition so for the longest time she's never even considered the idea she could be anything but straight. When she does realize she's into girls she has a mini freak-out and thinks back to the times she was jealous of the other girl's physical attributes wondering if it wasn't some weird form of attraction in disguise.

(Stemming from the previous headcanon, I imagine it was Kanata who first asked her she's into guys at all while trying to help her move on from her shitty habits and hearing about the things she did. Subsequently, she was the first person Kizuna came out to, albeit in a "oh my god what do i do" way.)