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puppetmaster13u · 1 year ago

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Prompt 78

“So let me get this straight.” Mr Nightwing pinched the bridge of his nose, looking tired before motioning to Mr. Jason. “You were in a Pit episode, which if I remember right usually causes you to rampage-” Well that was rude. “-and instead of that happening it somehow latched onto them-” Mr Nightwing motioned towards them. “And now you’re… co-parenting. With the Pit rage.” Honestly he didn’t understand why Mr Nightwing was having so much trouble understanding. Mr. Pit (“Y’know what, we’re stealing our host’s middle name, call us Peter.”) was really nice and bundled them up in blankets even though they were failed clones and should have been terminated, and Mr Jason was really nice too and made them food, not the icky mush!

“What the fuck little wing.”

Bonus DCxDP crossover could have the clones be some Danny Phantom characters. Maybe reincarnated, maybe through a wish, maybe just ghost shenanigans, who knows

#prompts #batman au #batman #dcu #dc #jason todd #pit rage #but make it sentient #Red Hood while rampaging through a lab: omg a baby #Pit Rage: Our Baby #Pit Rage 5 seconds later: Our Babies #dcxdp #dpxdc #i wonder who it could be #honestly up to yall #but it would be Hilarious if it was say #Wes #wes weston

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mooreaux · 5 days ago

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Love Undying

#my art #my oc #dragon age #dragon age the veilguard #emmrich volkarin #tea aldwir #emmrich x rook #honestly yall veilguard is the most wholesome part of their story #I head canon Emmrich gets obsessed w the thought of tea dying earlier than him because she’s a warden #he goes downhill trying to figure out how to cure the blight and she gets more taken by her calling #I do think he eventually figures it out though!#the man helped make a knife comparable to solas’s #so methinks he could absolutely put his mind to modifying if not curing the blight #and eventually I think his obsession with mortality does end up in him figuring out demi lichdom #which probably causes problems with the other mourn watchers and lich lords that he and rook have to face together #with their baby! because tea gets pregnant right after veilguard hehehehe

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bananonbinary · 1 year ago

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jfc i just saw a "morally grey girlboss" poll and mabel pines was one of the contenders. she's not morally grey she's not a girlboss she's 12 and never makes a single moral decision that's worse than "you have stuff going on but i'm focused on my own problems" what are you fucking talking about

#fan wank /#she's up against characters who have done actual murders #and she's getting a nontrivial amount of votes!!!#yall have brainrot i am sorry #i saw the poll because she was up against one of the MECHANISMS #you know. the band of immortal space pirates that think killing is fun?#i understand that more people watch gf but HOW WAS SHE GETTING ANY VOTES #honestly if i saw her matched against someone i didnt know i'd vote for the person i didnt know. she simply does not meet the requirements

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theoldkyokodied · 2 years ago

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One wedding and three funerals

Background paintings under the cut

#tomgreg #succession #tom wambsgans #greg hirsch #shiv roy #roman roy #kendall roy #yeah no im not tagging everyone thats too much #this is me going 'how much implications themes and symbolism can i fit in one painting'#yes i gave rose shivs haircolor. if we ever find out how she looks like and its not like this im just gonna pass away i guess #but yeah i hope yall connect the dots #i put waaay too much thought and work into this. i was googling pictures of all the actors as kids just for reference (sigh)#honestly kinda wanted to make tom and greg link pinkies as like. a pinkie promise. but that was too hard to draw in this angle #at least not without obstructing the view of the ring which is important to see so ya #my fave is actually the tomshiv wedding pic i went off with that. i love them... they should have run away to become sheep farmers fr fr #anyway im so glad im done with this UGH!! finally i can draw smth else without being like oh noooo i need to finish this #i see a lot of you wondering why there is no portrait of logan but one of ewan #it's bc the placement of the painting represent their standing. logans portray would not hang next to the stairs #his present portrait hangs at the end of it. all the way up at the top. alone and withering away #basically the picture you see underneath ewan to the right? its where toms parents would be. the right side of the wall is tom and gregs #and the left one is the roy siblings theirs. since they grew up rich rich. and tom and greg didn't #but ya thats why ewan hangs here and logan does not :)

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chloesimaginationthings · 8 months ago

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i’m a very big and very happy fan of vanessa and lemme tell you they way she is portrayed with glitchtrap makes me laugh SO HARD

🩷BESTIES 4 EVER🩷

#ask reply #their dynamic is always so fun #like they hate each other but are stuck to each other #but they also drive each other up the wall #honestly peak BAHA #I’m glad yall like their deal 🙏🏾

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suddenly-frankenstein · 3 months ago

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good listener - purity - messy eater - false prophet

my little collection of bloody priests because i can't live a year without drawing one :)

#cw blood #never is too early for October yaay #firts two are from around 2022-2023 and the rest are recent #just decided to show it to yall since i lined up them together 😅#they're really random lmao #i messed up with hands on the last one but well ughhhh lets ignore it :')#once again i have no idea how to tag non fandom art daaaamn #artists on tumblr #horror art #ink art #inktober #my art #<--- i honestly don't know why i use this tag only for non fandom drawings a bit stupid but yeahhh

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tinynerdycthulu · 8 days ago

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blah blah blah moshang/bingqiu fic that seems like your stereotypical bodyguard/noble fic but no one realizes shang qinghua is the noble and shen yuan is actually just the third son of a mildly prestigious family who became a knight.

shang qinghua is arranged to be married to mobei-jun and luo binghe, mbj's assistant, is the one whoe escorts him and his knight sy to the castle. the journey is pretty long so they end up talking to each other and luo binghe somehow comes to the conclusion that shen yuan is the prince.

shang qinghua doesnt bother to correct him and he orders cucumber-bro not to. to him it makes sense because hes not really princely. plus he can admit shen yuan is extremely unintentionally seductive and lbh is clearly already smitten anyway. plus its super fucking funny to see cucumber-bro completely oblivious to lbh's desperate pining.

(luo binghe's inner monologue: i can't,,,he's my lord's betrothed,,,but he's so kind,,,so lovely,,,i must Resist my base urges,,,)

anyway they finally make it to the palace and lbh is crushed that shen yuan doesnt seem sad at all (is he just fine with marrying a complete stranger? even his bodyguard is sadder than he is!)

before the "official meeting" shang qinghua literally runs into mobei-jun. b/c he's gotten into the bodyguard role he immediately prostates himself and apologizes. cue shock from lbh when mobei-jun falls over himself (well, reaches down 1% quicker than usual) to help his fiance up.

lbh: is my lord smitten with...the ugly rat man? ths servant? when yuan-ge is right there???

(yes they've dropped honorifics, they dropped honorifics like 1 day into the journey bc shen yuan doesnt know what boundaries are)

mobei-jun for his part is completely perplexed. shang qinghua is obviously his future empress, who else would it be?

lbh ofc doesnt care about the whole trickery thing once he realizes he can court shizun to his hearts desire.

bonus cumplane double wedding. everyone thinks mobing were the ones who arranged it because cumplane get into a violent fight during the feast. actually luo binghe cried for 10 straight hours at his shizun's feet trying to convince him to change his mind.

#svsss #mtxt #shen qingqiu #shen yuan #shang qinghua #luo binghe #this came to me unbidden in a dream yall #bingqiu #bingyuan #moshang #i love fanon shang qinghua design because he really is just some guy #not a hint of dignity or nobility just a scrunkly little rat #i honestly cant even blame luo binghe because imagine growing up with MOBEI-JUN who regularly serves cvnt #and then meeting world's number 1 flop shang qinghua #of course he latched onto shen yuan #(im glad we all agree mobei-jun and shen yuan are mirrors of one another)

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gay-otlc · 1 year ago

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Trans man: I'm a lesbian.

Queer people: That's against the definition of lesbianism and you're forcing lesbians to be attracted to men. Why can't you just be a straight man?

Trans man: I'm a straight man.

Queer people: You are now personally responsible for all of misogyny and homophobia. Also you're a predator and a traitor to lesbianism and you don't belong in our community.

#make it make sense!#i did what yall told me to do. i ended up a straight man and not a transmasc lesbian #and you still hate me and honestly it's *worse* now #make up your goddamn minds #anti-transmasculinity #transhet #transmasc lesbian

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buttdumplin · 3 months ago

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going to look at houses with one of the boys because yall need a bigger one with more rooms now that ale and rudy have officially joined the polycule and the agent is really working the kids angle for "you and your... husband?" and ofc it's johnny who goes with you and he's feeding into it by only referring to them as "the boys" that by the time you've settled on a house and you get the agent to do one last viewing so they can all come see, her head fucking explodes first when she sees "the boys" and again after they all take their turns giving you and johnny your initial smooches, and the smile on johnny's face tells you this couldn't have played out as perfectly even in his dreams

#poly boys #it's honestly really cute that johnny considers it this secret little tool in his arsenal #because he never thought he'd be lucky enough to have a single partner to actually see him and love him. and to have this many???#man is fucking overjoyed #he's going to keep getting as much fun out of it as he can #and even tho yall grumble about his shenanigans you can't help but love how happy he is about it all #johnny's out here like “oh no this won't do this room will be too far for simon he'll want to be closer”#and the agent is like “oh is he your youngest? it's always so hard to get them to sleep in their own rooms at first”#johnny viciously nodding along as you picture simon in the mom i frew up pose

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windingpathways · 2 years ago

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I'M PREGNANT AND NEED TO NOT BE. PLEASE HELP

fuck okay so I can't believe I'm making this post, but here we are.

despite birth control and my best efforts, i'm pregnant.

i can't handle this right now for a lot of reasons-- i'm going through a divorce, i'm deeply in debt due to the marriage i'm trying to end, barely staying afloat as it is working multiple jobs. i'm multiply disabled and so far have been EXTREMELY sick every day to the point of being unable to function. i don't have the time, money, physical and mental health, or resources to deal with a pregnancy, let alone a baby.

on top of all that, i have an infection they can't treat while i am pregnant, so they're trying to get this terminated as quickly as possible. i have an appointment set for Tuesday, 3/28/23 at 2pm.

my insurance does not cover abortions except in proven cases of rape or incest. all this to say, I need to somehow scrape together $600 by Tuesday for the abortion itself, plus cost of transportation. it's also been difficult to eat lately and i've been living off yogurt and the few other specific things i can keep down, so help restocking the fridge would be amazing.

i am of course gratefully accepting donations but am also just getting started as a content creator and i'm happy to do custom pics/vids etc as well.

c*shtag/v*nmo are both $wanderingivy

contact me privately for more info

please boost if you can

#ivy.txt #financial #please help #mutual aid #abortion mention #probably gonna get harassed for this honestly but i'm that desperate #shit's fucked up yall i really need assistance

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butchbird-art · 1 month ago

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