#honestly tho this quote is GOLD
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My mum:"I love that you enjoy watching these old movies and know so much about these classic actors! I'm glad my children are so cultured"
Me, a year after watching The Maltese Falcon:
#sorry i couldn't help myself#the maltese falcon#joel cairo#sam spade#spairo#spyro the dragon#spyro#my art#spongebob squarepants#rock a bye bivalve#i like that middle left image but im annoyed that i forget to consider that theyd be more or less the same height if joel was wearing heels#as someone who barely scrapes 5 feet I kinda role my eyes at people calling bogeys average height ass rep for us vertically challenged folk#but tbf i keep thinking he was a lil taller than he actually was#which im pretty sure was intentional#theres his infamous platforms in casablanca ofc#but also im pretty sure his character in attn is deacribed as tall at one point#also do you like Joel turning into a stereotypical Peter parody?#idk i think drawing that happening to peters characters when they become angry is a funny concept#i dont think that one looks great tho#I decided to wing it but I really shouldve used an actual peter parody as reference#ideally one that makes a lot of crazy expressions#tw body horror#kinda#also Im annoyed I forgot the exact quote in the top image#idk why but somehow 'got hit in the head with a coconut' sounds funnier than just 'got hit with a coconut'#I'm pleased with spades face though#honestly bogeys insane expressions are pretty underrated#my favourite thing about sierra madre was easily watching him act all paranoid and gold fevery for 2 hours#draglorre
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Intro post!!!!!
I’ve never actually officially done one, so I might as well.
I am Katya (short for Kateryna)
I was born in Ukraine and lived there for two years before moving to England with my family. I also had like a weird year where we lived in Luxembourg but whatever. So yeah I speak Russian and English fluently and I can understand ukrainian but not speak it fluently.
I am a cis lesbian MINOR.
I love music, I listen to it all the time so here are some artists I like 😁😁: David Bowie, queen, Rolling Stones, the smiths, oasis, Måneskin, the Beatles, T. Rex, Aerosmith, Jon Bon jovi, AC/DC, Billy Joel, deep purple and pink Floyd, ABBA, girl in red, Chappell roan, Olivia Rodrigo, mccaffferty, alex g, penelope Scott, the front bottoms, the cardigans, Conan Gray and arctic monkeys
TV Girl has my heart
There are obvs more but I can’t remember them all, anyway, moving on, fandoms!
BBC Sherlock, the marauders, dead boy detectives, Percy Jackson and gravity falls.
Books that literally changed my brain chemistry: the Perks of Being a Wallflower, Girl, interrupted (as well as the movie), the catcher in the rye, Solitaire, and a separate peace.
Obsessions I had when I was younger(please don’t laugh): Ed sheeran(I KNOW, OK.), Katy Perry (her songs r still kinda fire tho) and of course “The Land of Stories” (that shit had a hold on me)
Hobbies: reading, crochet, playing idle games and watching yt side by side, and making random shit
Style: I’d say I dress grunge so my clothes all have like a little bit of each marauder in them
Marauders!!!: I think I am a James kinnie, my fav marauder is sirius tho and my fav ship is wolfstar(nothing is better than the original in my opinion). Honestly, I think I lean towards fluffy fics more when I’m looking for a wolfstar fic and also there’s this random lore Abt me that I have read ATYD twice and also ATYD-Sirius’s perspective twice.
Random lore: when I was 11, my brother and I exploded a power bank together so now I have this big scar on my leg from the burn. My favourite colour is green. I also have a fake name that I give to ppl who I don’t rlly want knowing my name. I’m allergic to gold but I look rlly good in it 😔😔. I annotate my books.my fav dinosaur is the triceratops. I love to quote random songs on here ✨✨. Also I rlly wanna play guitar but I have zero musical talent 😭😭. Also I love death note!!!
I honestly think that’s everything, so um yeah! That’s me :)
ALSO GUYS JS QUICKLY, IF I CALL YOU “girl” OR “bitch” IM NOT TRYNA CALL YOU AN ACTUAL GIRL OR AN ACTUAL BITCH ITS JS SMTH THAT I USE AS GENDER-NEUTRAL THINGS TO ALL PPL. IM RLLY SORRY IF I MISGENDER U, I RLLY DONT MEAN TO, ITS JS A THING I SAY!!!
#intro post#lesbian#marauders#wolfstar#bowie#girl in red#i want to play guitar#music#books#death note#girly stuff#also i don’t like men#that’s me#have fun
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Do you get Pretty Woman vibes from Alycia's wig in Lovebug or is it just me?
YES but maybe not in the way that the movie did
I see it as memory. A moment brought up between her and Clarke when they're in bed. Naked and laughing and all bubbly smiles from a night of room service and mind blowing sex. Lexa splayed on the rented sheets, still glistening with sweat, as Clarke lays propped up on an elbow just to admire how fucking pretty she is.
But the cuddling leads to talking and talking leads to sharing pieces of themselves without really thinking about what it means being that moment. And in the comfort of Clarke's arms and the orgasms still tingling over her skin, Lexa nonchalantly mentions how she was blonde for awhile. Much to Clarke's dismayed gasp of, "Sacrilege!"
She doesn't actually mean for it to come out. It just does with how unnervingly raw this woman makes her feel. It's a thoughtless piece of herself given away because Clarke just wouldn't stop talking about how in love with her hair she was. Wouldn't stop running her fingers through the sex-mussed halo of it fanned across the pillow. Wouldn't stop whispering to her how that first night at the bar, Lexa's hair had been the first thing she'd noticed.
And honestly what is a girl supposed to say when someone like Clarke says something like that? When she tells her it wasn't the laced sin of Lexa's dress, or the miles of leg she'd had on display. That it hadn't even been the graceful bend of her fingers as she'd balanced a too-full martini in her hand. Not the smoke of her eyes across the bar. No, it'd been her hair of all things that had gotten Clarke's immediate attention, the waterfall of brunette gathered over her shoulder falling in such chic and sophisticated waves. She'd said how badly she'd just wanted to touch it, run her fingers through it and tug. To hear Lexa moan as she sifted through the riot of chesnut and gold.
The moment had just been so real and so thoughtless and so unplanned in how relaxed she was that before Lexa knew it, she was mentioning those few months she'd been blonde... at the request of a client. She traced her fingertips over the thigh thrown carelessly over her hip and hummed at the feel of Clarke's foot smoothing along the length of her calf. She felt settled in the warmth of Clarke's breasts pressing securely against her side, not even feeling the hiccup and pause of the woman's breathing. She was so cozy in the afterglow of insanely good sex and the comfort of being in Clarke's space, that she certainly didn't notice when fingers stopped twisting and curling the tips of her hair.
Instead she just kept talking. About anything that came to the sated and soggy fore front of her post-orgasm brain. Talked about the few months she'd been blonde because an old regular client had been willing to pay her double and how that'd taken care of her rent for a year. She talked about the woman who hated when she shaved anything below the waist and another who had a very strange kink for exceedingly bad wigs. How by the end of that particular run, the floor of Lexa's closet looked like a starter kit for a league of underground drag queens.
She was just... talking. Sharing parts of herself and her past with Clarke. Sharing pieces of her life that she'd never even intended to. Which is fucking terrifying.
What she doesn't expect is for Clarke to eventually give her a shakey smile after a silence that seemed to stretch on for hours. She doesn't expect for Clarke ask more questions, about her life and her clients, tho those are done rather vaguely. She doesn't expect Clarke to tease her with a sweet silly joke here and there. Doesn't expect Clarke to ask if she happens to have any pictures of the phantom blonde or these wigs. Or to tell her to get her pretty ass up and get her phone because, quote, "Lexa? Your hair is ungodly perfection. I— Now I have to see this sacrilege."
#anon#prettywomanau#it's awkward but Clarke is a champ#and eventually she does get to see the hideous wigs in person#that's also the first night Lexa actually kisses Clarke on the lips but dammit with that kind of reaction she earned it
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I don’t know if this would be very exiting. But for the streamer enid au.
Someone already asked for one where weds popped up on stream.
So to build on that.
Weds either off stream, partially on stream like the previous Drabble. But Weds is just speaking french sweetness to Enid. And Enids just staring at her complete lovestruck expression or something. And when Weds stops talking, Enid has some simp response. And chat just roasts the shit out of her.
this is from a chatter's point of view btw:
you're there, vibing, having fun, watching a werewolf streamer scream like she's getting murdered. You wonder if there were any possible noise complaints with the amount of times it happened but you're here to enjoy the show.
you're a new chatter, so you don't exactly know much other than she really is a big fan of Viper de la Muerte and the amount of collectables strewn in the background just makes it all the more obvious.
You can respect it.
Endespair looks comfy, dressed in sweats and a worn pink sweater as she lounges on her chair. The aesthetic is all over the place. You expected an edgelord with eyeliner, not a blondie with dyed hair but its definitely a nice contrast. The scar wasn't that bad to look at either.
Its giving retired adult who looks young or basement dweller who takes care of herself.
Honestly, if you've seen her in the street you would ask for her number but judging from the "Adult werewolf who is totally married to Wednesday Addams" in her bio, she's either taken or a huge stan.
You've known of the author for a lil bit and she's a rather private person so it wouldn't be that surprising.
well you win some, you lose some. So you go and focus onto your work, the screams and ushers of paranoia turning into white noise until... is that french?
You blink when a hand, very much pale compared to the werewolf, grasps at her chin and tilt her head up to someone off cam. Theres a gold ring on the newcomer's hand and you think back to her Endespair's tagline.
Oh yeah, if you thought that she was single before then you were proven absolutely wrong now. You don't know a lick of french but its not everyday someone spits the words "amor" and caresses a persons face like that without some form of romantic intention.
Also, Endespair's blushing very very hard and you didn't need to look too hard to see blue eyes blown wide open.
When pale over here stopped talking, a garbled mess of words came from Endespair in reply and you can't help but laugh. Yeah, there's no way they aren't dating.
stream ends soon after and you open up your twitter to post something real quick.
Man, you'll definitely pop up in for more streams.
nerdemoji @popularnormie who's going to tell me wednesday addams has such a cute wife?? Totally digging the whole the opposites attract she has with @endespair
500 Retweets 3,694 Quotes 9,205 Likes
wednesday'swife @marriedtowa YOU'RE LYING?? THERES NO WAY
Stan Endespair @numerounoe NAWH 🤣 ENID WISHES THO
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I don’t remember which picmix I’ve posted yet, but I just remembered just how many I have— So have a dump of Castlevania related ones :3!!!!!
Putting them under a cut for ⚠️flashing, eyestrain, flickering⚠️ and I’ll probably rant about them or something too!
RENON!!! High key underrated shop keeper honestly. Also is color scheme was very fun to work with :3. Not a lot of backgroundless PNGs of him out there tho, so I had to improvise by putting frames around the massive white boxes some pictures had.
There are a lot of goofy things on the Grant one, please look at this like it’s an I Spy book lol. And yes I know he’s not actually a pirate, but there’s a couple pirate like things in there.
This one is old enough that I think I probably posted it before, but eh whatever can’t hurt XD. Christopher is politely making sure the amount of images is an even number 👍. Also Jerma is in the corner of this one for some reason— yeah—
I made this one to use on discord :). And also because Picmix had a contest for the color gold and I was making an Alucard image anyway and yeah. Gold and sparkly! Anyway, Alucard is wishing you sweet dreams (^^ ).
I unironically love this one, I think judgement Simon (and really Simon in general) deserves more emo gif collages. I do wish I could’ve put a couple more tiny gifs, but my computer was almost crashing and I had to just save it really fast as not to lose the whole thing (ToT). Yeah but Simon should be allowed to have a MySpace page I think—
Another Simon! I have so many. I will make another. Brb, flooding the Simon tag with picmixes. ε=ε=ε=ε=ε=ε=┌(  ̄◇ ̄)┘
MARIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I actually think this one turned out so nice, the white flower background worked out way better than expected X3. It was really fun looking up things to reference each of the divine beasts too, although it was hard to find a picture of a blue turtle lol.
And finally one with my own fanart and oh my goodness do I need to make artwork to put onto picmix more often, it is so fun to do. I did it cause there was a fanart competition on there and I knew I had the picture of that drawing on my laptop, but competition or not, I recommend it :3. Also thinking about the vibes I was going for in the original piece through putting little gravestones and angel statues on it was cool, I hope the original gave off those vibes! Picmix also has a lot of nice random quotes to put on things as well!
I have not Castlevania ones too and I’ll probably post those shortly d(>.< )! Okie bye—
#castlevania#castlevania games#akumajo dracula#akumajou dracula#simon belmont#maria renard#castlevania renon#grant danasty#christopher belmont#castlevania alucard#art post#my art#simon’s quest#castlevania sotn#symphony of the night#castlevania dracula’s curse#Castlevania 64#gif collage#picmix#tw flashing#tw flickering#tw eyestrain#cw eyestrain#cw flashing#cw flickering#picmix is like online scrapbooking basically it’s nice#now that I think about it I’ve never scrapbooked in real life#like with paper and an actual scrapbook and stickers and stuff#it seems fun but hmmm picmix is free and has sillier more specific images#also R.I.P. blingee I never got to use that site :(
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Kael'thas for the ask meme thingy please i need
favorite thing about them Okay I'll try not to write a novel here but there's so little I don't adore about Kael'thas & it's hard to choose just one thing for this lmao. Like you can tell he cared/cares about his people a LOT, he just made some very poor decisions. I love that despite everything he tries to put the blood elves first, he definitely shouldered way more responsibility than he really needed to even for their leader imo, he had other people he could have relied on to share that burden! but he didnt!
Even before the scourge or the outlands, kael had SUCH an interesting personality? Like hes sometimes this bratty childish prince that can be stubborn as hell if he doesnt get his way but he's also easily one of the most powerful mages at the time, even getting on the council of six seemingly relatively easily because of it. So he may be a bit spoiled but he definitely clearly knows how to reign himself in & be serious when he needs to be & that makes him such a fun character with depth beyond just leaning into one trait or another.
Blizzard really shafted themselves when they tossed him away, I would have LOVED to see him progress through the expansions beyond being forgotten about until Shadowlands. least favorite thing about them how blizz threw him away :) I will never recover from the knowledge that they used him PURELY to fill a raid boss slot. He had SO MUCH POTENTIAL. I guess on the other hand we probably wouldn't have nearly as much content with the triumvirate as we do but I'm still not happy about nerfing Kael like that. favorite line "This is your brain, say hello brain. (brain says 'Hello!') And this is your brain on fel magic: (fel magic burns)(brain cries in pain) Any questions?"
(Honestly any of the HoTS quotes are gold this one just made me laugh the hardest) brOTP Hot take perhaps? Sylvanas pre-scourge. I like to imagine he kept trying to play matchmaker with her & lorthemar at that time & both of them hated the concept (but unfortunately kael is a stubborn bitch) but otherwise their friendship was equal parts business and jovial (as much as Sylv could be anyways) OTP honestly a BIG tie between Kael x Rommath & Kaellidan nOTP Controversial take in the Kael fandom probably but Jaina. I like them as friends or friendly rivals but don't really understand why there would be romance between them. random headcanon okay idk if this is gonna make sense & this is more of like a character study headcanon rather than a legit "this is how I think he goes about life" sort of thing but i have a big hc the triumvirate are just...sections of Kael. His laidback/care free traits being Hal, His leadership & determination & drive to protect the blood elves being Lorthemar, & his passion for magic & everything scholarly being Rommath. Idk maybe I'm looking to far into it but the fact Lor has reminded Rom of Kael on more than one occasion & vice versa really has me thinking on this.
If you want like a legit headcanon tho I definitely think Rommath got his humor and love of puns from Kael back from when they were younger. Kael said one (1) pun once, Rom laughed his ass off (& still refuses to admit it), & has come to appreciate the crafty wordplay of puns ever since.
Also another for you as an excuse to put it somewhere :: his title "the sun king" was actually from Illidan, back during one of their first meetings. Illidan meant it more in a derogatory way towards kael but kael thought it was brilliant & adopted it unpopular opinion i,,, actually dont like his VA in TBC. Nothing against the guy personally, imo it just doesnt fit Kael? I liked the one they used in Heroes of the Storm & SL (which i...THINK is the same person? idk im bad with remembering names but they sound similar so im sticking with that assumption) song i associate with them I have way too many actually that are just ship songs but I do associate this one specifically with Kael
Glass Animals - The Other Side of Paradise favorite picture of them his hearthstone battleground illustration does very gay things to me
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What made you decide to ship Jace and Aemond of all things? Idk what is was for me tbh but I couldn’t jump on the Lucemond wagon completely and then I saw Jace and him fight and I was like….am I into these two idiots being together? Yes, yes I am.
Not to say I don’t like lucemond, they have a few great fics I’ve read bht Jacemond has my complete heart like Rhaewin did. Your fic is making me love Daemyra just as much tho cause I love how you write them
i have a history of shipping rarepairs (an honest to god track record extending across multiple fandoms, it's a problem fr) and idk apparently i like making things difficult for myself bc i immediately saw why fans might ship lucemond and my brain said "no, not that one, that one's for other people but THIS ONE this one's yours" and then honestly the more i really looked at them and thought abt their different positions in life, the roles they have within their family and larger realm, as well as their own ambitions and desires and overall personalities the more i was like "this is actually gold, this is a goldmine" so i busted out my pickaxe and started digging😭😭 (that being said they do also have fantastic fight chemistry fjsks)
we were so thoroughly robbed of rhaewin content in the show (emma and ryan did amazing with what they had but still, we and they deserved more) and even tho FMF/CTF take place after harwin's death, their relationship is never really absent from the larger narrative just bc of how much it influenced and continues to influence jace
that being said, i also find daemyra really interesting as people and as a concept. i haven't read fire and blood but i've read the wikis and seen some quotes during my research so i feel like, while my understanding of their dynamic is definitely far from perfect, i'm trying to build what i think would be a believable romance from the differing canons, all the empty spaces george has left, and the kind of people i think they are. i'm glad i'm getting you to love them bc that means i've done my job lolol and tbh i think i felt the same the more i wrote about them.
((i also really wanted to include the fire and blood canon of rhaenyra/daemon/laena but then i realized i kinda wrote myself into a corner bc i'm leaning more into the show's timeline. let me tell you my heart broke a little bc laena is amazing and i feel like that throuple would've made for such interesting writing🥲))
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🃏//OOC POST:
headcannon time!
Explaining the songs on Kaso’s playlist :D also headcannons kinda, uhh slight nsfw mentions I guess, but I don’t really say it outright. Sensitive contents I guess? I don’t know-
Gold Guns Girls- basically his whole life in one song. “Is it ever gonna be enough?”
My alcoholic friends- he’s a heavy alcoholic.
I love you like an alcoholic- basically him and Yukito’s relationship, it’s a bit toxic, but they love eachother greatly.
The red means I love you- Kaso’s a biiiit obsessive over some people…
Wrecking ball- he’s such a train wreck
Problems- it’s just that, he’s got problems.
Digital silence- maybe this is all just some horrible dream? Why won’t you understand?
Cigarette ahegao- always tired, always drunk, he does smoke, his family are dead to him, suffers addiction, and he was gonna kill himself as a kid at one point, what more do you need?
Self care- LITERALLY HIS WHOLE MENTAL STATE RN, inner conflict with his childhood self.
Oh klahoma- one of those songs that every Moeru au relates to, as this summarizes his feelings as a child
Misery Meat- “I FEEL SO TRAPPED AGGHHHHHHHH” quote Kaso. He’s not forgiving tho tbh
Oh Ana- his flames are so powerful they destroy him, he feels like a god and a bug at the same time, he wants to let the world burn. Ana would obviously be Yukito in the song.
Bruno is orange- “BrUnoOo WhAT HapPEnEd tO yOuR GOoD SEnsE?” Idk some of this song relates to him, some of it doesn’t, especially when it comes to abusive relationships.
People Eater- yum yum cannibalism, nah jk one of his love languages is biting, though I’m pretty sure Yukito is asexual so he doesn’t really do that kinda stuff with her.
American healthcare (glitzy)- another one of those songs that all the Moeru’s relate to, he actually saw a man get killed in front of the liquor store on his way home from school when he was 7. He’s been screwed over by his family more times than he can count.
Rät- basically the same as American Healthcare, he’s been screwed over so many times
Deviltown- another one of those songs all the Moeru’s relate to, as it was his whole childhood.
Cupid- he’s been broken up with so many times, so he just kinda became a one night stand guy
Numbers- his whole childhood in a way, and his mental state.
Look who’s inside again- he spent his childhood cleaning the house over and over and over again, stuck inside, now he’s a wanted criminal and can’t go out in public basically at all. Look who’s inside again.
Shit- he feels like shit 24/7
Coffee- addiction to smoking and alcohol.
I’m so crazy for youuu </3- he loves Yukito, out of everyone, he would never let anyone so much look at her funny, though he mostly suppresses his possessive tendencies.
Over and over- “over and over I fuck my self over and under and under I’d do it again” yeah, he does that, also how everything seems to just repeat…
Fighting with the melody- this one also relates to Noxx. Welcome to your fate, there’s no changing it, and I mean I’m also pretty sure the songs about tangoing if you know what I mean, so it’s pretty self explanatory.
Terrible things- he has done some HORRIBLE things…
Dog days are over- another song all the Moeru’s can relate to, as they all had multiple turning points when they realized things would never be the same again
Feel good inc- …just look at the lyrics honestly.
Pumped up kicks- he’s basically a terrorist anyways so uh…yeah,
Ussewa- “SHUT THE FUCK UP, CLOSE YOUR STINKING MOUTH I CANT STAND IT” this song is such a banger honestly.
Dr sunshine is dead- “and if dreams can come true, what’s that say about nightmares?” No villain is sane.
One angry dwarf and 200 solemn faces- he’s a wanted criminal when his family said he would starve to death and die on the streets he lived getting burned to death and proved them so wrong, his main goal is to kill his father so….
Happy face- he’s so smug and cocky, and just an overall asshole, always with a grin or a smirk, it makes sense, also “DEATH ON MY GENERATION”
SIU- “just suck it up and stop complaining, nobody wants to hear your sob story, definitely not me.” -Kaso
Problematic- it’s just that, he’s problematic.
Vending machine of love- *cough* *cough* do I really need to explain this one?
All dolled up- “be gay do crimes” “I don’t wanna be a boy I don’t wanna be a girl” honestly this song just works with him, along with he and Yukito’s relationship.
Dinner is not over- childhood trauma.
We are Young- he gets blackout drunk a lot.
House of wolves- JUST LOOK AT THE LYRICS OML
Thrift shop- everything he wears is from a thrift shop, he’s broke so…also everything in this song applies to him to be honest-
Natural- deep in darkness yet still going, he literally is a “natural”
Teenager- he’s 19, bisexual, and has a death wish, what do you expect.
Moves like Jagger- he knows how to have a good time if you know what I mean 😏😏😏
Just a reminder that Kaso is not a good person at all. I think that’s all of them, if I missed some then let me know-
-🃏the admin of this blog🃏
#ask kaso#mha ask blog#mha oc rp#bnha oc#oc headcanons#Ooc Post#kaso#I love him sm#he’s my current favorite son#His list of crimes exceed his age#“I’m bisexual and have a death wish. What do you think.” -Kaso#Amsskkskskdkdkdkskks#Literally the living definition of “be gay do crimes”#I spent the last hour on this-
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Also you talked about how strange mogh kidnapping miquella is:
This is just my theory but the way I see it miquella charms mogh to gain a powerful follower. He might even serve as a symbol for other omens to rally. I don't think the kidnapping and the blood cult was the part of the plan at all. Mogh came up with that after coming into contact with the formless mother. To me it seems like the best explanation, no way miquella wanted to be separated from the haligtree the whole point of that was so he could break his curse but during the battle of aeonia while malenia was away mogh under the influence of an outer god takes miquella and ruins his plans. Evrything miquella does is shadow of the erdtree is then a final desperate attempt to succeed and return to haligtree as a god.
I prefer this theory way more that the ones that say Miquella wanted to be kidnapped.
The blood cult is 100% a Mohg thing that Miquella had no hand in, and honestly if we take into consideration the way that Miqs charm works it's plausible to say the version of Mohg that we kill is like one of those dogs that has to be put on sedatives before they go to the vet/groomers. I would argue that Mohg was actually way worse and Miqs charm made him arguably tamer. But I don't think Miq using Mohg to rally the Omens is true because weirdly enough both at the Haligtree and the Mohgwyn Palace there is not a single Omen to be seen anywhere.
But here's the thing with the Kidnapping: The kidnapping was always up to furious debate within the community, and my go-to belief was that Mohg snatched Miquella while Malenia was away during the Shattering; but now with Freyjas account that Miquella actually appeared after the Battle of Aeonia to provide aid, this ROYALLY FUCKS the timeline of the kidnapping.
So then the DLC is trying to convince us that Miquella actually embedded himself into the Haligtree after Malenia peaced out with Scarlet Rot Itis and then was to just immediately be kidnapped by Mohg.... What the fuck is all of this???? LITERALLY WHAT WAS EVEN THE POINT OF EMBEDDING HIMSELF INTO THE HALIGTREE????
And honestly gets worse tho, because hell, with what they're implying apparently Miq went with Malenia to the Battle and returned to the Haligtree with her unconscious ass being carried by Finlay(WHICH MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE)
I just
OH AND MIQUELLA COULD APPARENTLY JUST CURE FREYJAS SCARLET ROT WHEN THE UNALLOYED NEEDLE WHICH WAS QUOTED AS NOT BEING A CURE FOR THE INCURABLE SCARLET ROT, COULD NOT CURE MILLICIENT AND IT COULDNT EVEN CURE MALENIA, AND YET MIQUELLA CAN CONTRADICTALLY C U R E F R E Y J A
WHAT IS THE PURPOSE OF UNALLOYED GOLD AT THIS POINT????
#IT KEEPS GETTING WORSE YALL#fromsoft wtf were you thinkinnnng??????#you made ERs already convoluted story EVEN MORE unnecessarily convoluted confusing#and even worse now#contradictory#i will die mad#sote spoilers#uri answers#miquella
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thanks for tagging me!
coke or pepsi? neither
disney or dreamworks? both
coffee or tea? coffee
books or movies? i can't choose
windows or mac? windows
dc or marvel? marvel
xbox or playstation? i've never played either lmao
dragon age or mass effect? huh
night owl or early riser? night owl def
cards of chess? cards
chocolate or vanilla? depends
vans or converse? converse
fluff or angst? depends on my mood
beach or forest? forest
dogs or cats? cats
clear skies or rain? rain
cooking or eating out? cooking
spicy or mild food? i like either but it can't be too spicy
halloween/ samhain or solistice/ yule/christmas? christmas
would you rather be forever a bit cold or a bit hot? a bit cold
what superpower? invisibility
animation or live action? both but animation
baths or showers? showers, i hate baths
fantasy or scifi? fantasy
quotes? "just because someone isn't made for school, doesn't mean they're not made for life" (solitaire)
youtube or netflix? both
when do you feel accomplished? when i do something (anything at all)
star wars or star trek? star wars
paperback or hardcover? paperback
no literature or no music? death.
last person to make you laugh? myself honestly
cuty or countryside? countryside
fav chips? i dont like chips
pants or dress? trousers (so british)
library or museums? both
character or plot driven? both
bookmarks or folding pages? bookmarks
dream job? something that i can survive doing
what gives you comfort? osemanverse, billie eilish, my bed, oversized hoodies
what are you currently having brainrot levels of interest over? making heartstopper leaves. its fun tho
current fav song? halley's comet- billie eilish
books read this year? 4 maybe idk
fav scent? rain
fav season? winter
current read? loveless - alice oseman
gold or silver? silver
are you more like nick or charlie? charlie
fav fictional character? tori spring or aled last
have you ever dyed your hair? if so, shat colour? i have dyed it red and blue. the blue didnt work since my hair was already red
what's your fav peice of clothing rn and why? my happier than ever hoodie because its very oversized and smells amazing for some reason
my question- what's your favourite place to be? my room or in my conservatory
tags: @touloserrrr @pessimistic-gh0st @plumspider @heartstopper-lover123 /nf
RULES: answer all questions, add one question of your own, and tag as many people as there are questions
thank you @good-enemy for the tag <3
coke or pepsi: coke
disney or dreamworks: sorry but i prefer disney i could name maybe like two dreamworks movies off the top of my head
coffee or tea: tea because coffee tastes burnt
books or movies: books
windows or mac: windows
dc or marvel: unfortunately i am a marvel fan
x-box or playstation: i havent used either of these in years
dragon age or mass effect: what
night owl or early riser: night owl
cards or chess: cards
chocolate or vanilla: depends on the food but usually vanilla
vans or converse: docs
lavellan, trevelyan, cadash, or adaar: ⁉️
fluff or angst: angst. hurt that blorbo you know you want to
beach or forest: beach
dogs or cats: dogs by default because im allergic to cats
clear skies or rain: clear skies but like the kind of clear skies when its sunny with no clouds in the sky but its chilly out
cooking or eating out: depends on the food
spicy food or mild food: mild food bc im a picky eater and also white
halloween/samhain or solstice/yule/christmas: hanukkah
would you rather forever be a little too cold or a little too hot: a little too cold
if you could have a superpower what would it be: telekinesis but that might just be because im a jean grey girlie
animation or live action: live action
paragon or renegade: ⁉️
baths or showers: baths but unfortunately showers are more convenient
team cap or team iron man: i hate both of them
fantasy or sci-fi: anyone who knows me knows i am the biggest fantasy lover out there
do you have three or four favorite quotes, if so what are they: idk i have a lot but i couldnt name them off the top of my head
youtube or netflix: youtube
harry potter or percy jackson: percy jackson obviously. he'd also kick harry potter's ass but thats a whole other conversation
when do you feel accomplished: when i succeed
star wars or star trek: ive seen bits of star wars so that one
paperback books or hardcover books: hardcover books because they have built in bookmarks and also theyre pretty
live in a world without literature or music: nice try but no
who was the last person to make you laugh: i dont know probably my dad
city or countryside: city i love the city i am a big city person (i dont live in a big city)
favorite chips: baked lays
pants or dresses: pants
libraries or museums: museums we have no good libraries here
character driven stories or plot driven stories: oh thats hard. probably plot but i do love a good character driven story
bookmarks or folding pages: bookmarks
dream job: music therapist
what gives you comfort: my dog. also music
what are you currently having brain rot levels of interest over: the once upon a broken heart series by stephanie garber and also maisie peters's music
what is your current favorite song: coming of age by maisie peters
(added question) how many books have you read this year?
tagging @henwilsons @napollya @thegoosewitch and whoever else is interested
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"No one liked Henry Clinton, especially Clinton himself, who was, by his own account, 'a shy bitch'."
— "Valiant Ambition: George Washington, Benedict Arnold and the fate of the American Revolution" – Nathaniel Philbrick; pg. 45
then you ask me how a single quote that you one day wrote can define your life
#henry clinton#the british generals#amrev#the american revolution#honestly tho this quote is GOLD#a shy bitch#Valiant Ambition
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Some random questionnaire.
I did this for shang tsung. From Shang's perspective.
Enjoy.
💚🐍💚🐍💚🐍💚🐍💚🐍💚🐍💚🐍💚🐍💚
• 1: Name: Shang Tsung
• 2: Age: 10,000. (Physically in his late 30/early 40s? Dunno.)
• 3: 3 Fears: i fear nothing. (He actually does fear of growing old. Vulnerable. And honestly like his life wasted potential. He wants to feel important. He fears losing one of the few people that cares about him. He'll never admit some of this tho aloud)
• 4: 3 things I love: My island,my wife,my servents,the powers i weild and the souls i have mastered. Winning against strong opponents. Crushing the weak and defying the impossible. Nothing much.
• 5: 4 turns on: my wife. Power. Wealth. Anything i desire. But i do love strong willed women. But also someone soft and kind and gentle. Someone to tend to me as i tend to her....so pretty much...my wife.
• 6: 4 turns off: well i don't really like someone of poor manners. Like a certain mercenary i know.... also as much as i love sassy women,too much sass and you may receive a swift glaring response from me. For the most part i am open,but i have my principles my dear.
• 7: My best friend: well formerly it was prince goro and kintaro of the shokan. Only recently has he been resurrected. Well i guess my wife can be considered a friend as well. She was before i gained favor back from the shokan.
• 8: Sexual orientation: i preference women darling. Take that as you will.
• 9: My best first date: well it's been so long. But as for the first date with my now beloved wife. It was a simple date. And how lovely it was.
• 10: How tall am I: 180cm(5'11")
• 11: What do I miss: my freedom
• 12: What time were I born: why do you wish to know? *glare*
• 13: Favorite color: viridian green. Crimson. Gold. Black. Many rich and bold colors. Tho violet is quite nice.
• 14: Do I have a crush: yes. On my wife.
• 15: Favorite quote: my wife's oath to me when she took up as my pupil,and her wedding vow to me. "In life and in death,i am eternally yours" . She has a way of pulling at this old sorcerer's heart strings. Such a darling isn't she?
• 16: Favorite place: my wife's arms,our bed. Maybe the gardens.
• 17: Favorite food: there's this spicy noodle dish that's absolutely delicious. I quite like the heat. Honestly i don't think there is a time where i didnt love her cooking.
• 18: Do I use sarcasm: who i? I would never *cheeky laugh*
• 19: What am I listening to right now: well obviously you asking questions.
• 20: First thing I notice in new person: their energy. And *smug laugh* their soul.
• 21: Shoe size: honestly i haven't checked in a while.
• 22: Eye color: dark brownish black
• 23: Hair color: black
• 24: Favorite style of clothing: comfortable but luxurious. Like myself.
• 25: Ever done a prank call?: no,but my wife has. Quite amusing to say the least
• 27: Meaning behind my URL: pardon? (Shang's my fave and one of my mk fat ass crushes.)
• 28: Favorite movie: Don't tell mr.cage. but his fists of the dragon movie,despite his abrasive personality. Is quite good. A lot of accuracy and well done techniques. (Look i wanna give Johnny more movies than just ninja mime. -_-)
• 29: Favorite song: i have many. (Honestly i dunno what his fave would be)
• 30: Favorite band: I'm not certain.
• 31: How I feel right now: slightly annoyed but my wife wants me to do this. So i shall. *sigh*
• 32: Someone I love: my wife
• 33: My current relationship status: i am a married man.
• 34: My relationship with my parents: I honestly for the life of me can't remember. They are long past. But i....nvm.
• 35: Favorite holiday: Don't really have one.
• 36: Tattoos and piercing i have: i don't have any.
• 37: Tattoos and piercing i want: i wish not to taint perfection. (Honestly shang aint a tattoo dude or a piercing guy. He doesn't mind others having them. But as for himself? Nah)
• 38: The reason I joined Tumblr: pardon?(i joined to make friends and share content but ya know)
• 39: Do I and my last ex hate each other?: i honestly don't remember them before my wife. As i said,it's been too long.
• 40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?: plenty.
• 41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?: most certainly.
• 42: When did I last hold hands?: this morning? Why do you wish to know this again?
• 43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?: depends on the situation
• 44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days?: wait...let me look.
• 45: Where am I right now?: right here? Are you blind?
• 46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?: *points at me* my wife
• 47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?: depends. But reasonable is preferable.
• 48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad?: no. Do i look like a child?
• 49: Am I excited for anything?: for this to end
• 50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?: my wife. I trust her deeply.
• 51: How often do I wear a fake smile?: whenever i engage with enemies. Never to my wife.
• 52: When was the last time I hugged someone?: this morning,to my wife.
• 53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?: my wife would never. However i would very heavily question the one who kissed her. The question would be if they wish to die today.
• 54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?: too many
• 55: What is something I disliked about today?: this questionnaire
• 56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?: honestly I'm not sure. Hopefully nobody who wishes me dead,they may need to get in line. *heheh*
• 57: What do I think about most?: my wife
• 58: What’s my strangest talent?: i can meditate under water. What can you do?
• 59: Do I have any strange phobias?: as i said fear to me is an annoyance. But i am not keen on certain insects. Not all of them. Just...certain ones.
• 60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?: depends on who's camera it is.
• 61: What was the last lie I told?: I'm not sure (this one)
• 62: Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?: in person or over my soul gem amulet i gave my wife.
• 63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?: ghosts? Yes. Most certainly they exist. Aliens? Im not sure but it is possible.
• 64: Do I believe in magic?: i am magic *green flaming skull appears*
• 65: Do I believe in luck?: yes but i also believe in making your own as well.
• 66: What's the weather like right now?: peaceful. For now.
• 67: What was the last book I've read?: my studies book.
• 68: Do I like the smell of gasoline?: not really. My wife strangely does. *heheh* such a peculiar one she is.
• 69: Do I have any nicknames?: most call me by my name or proficiency. But my wife calls me....*whispered mutter* bao bao. But you didn't hear anything! *flustered*
• 70: What was the worst injury I've ever had?: oh too many to count. But none of that matters to a soul eater like myself.
• 71: Do I spend money or save it?: both
• 72: Can I touch my nose with a tongue?: i wouldn't partake in such childish behavior. *tries to anyways*
• 73: Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me?: *cheeky laugh* well i can think of one or two things. *shang eyeing me up n down*
• 74: Favorite animal?: serpents,cats/tigers,and dragons.
• 75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM?: sleeping?
• 76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is?: we've met. Very intriguing they are. Still no match for me.
• 77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?: my wife's voice
• 78: How can you win my heart?: you wish you could. But alas that has long past. My heart beats for only my wife.
• 79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone?: if that ever could happen. It would simply say,I'll meet you soon.
• 80: What is my favorite word?: my wife's name
• 81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr: i still do not understand this. (Tbh i don't really have faves)
• 82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?: your soul is mine!
• 83: Do I have any relatives in jail?: no. And none of them are living anymore. Next question.
• 84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?: my dear,you wouldn't gain powers. You would surely die. But if such a thing was possible. I'd imagine it would be plant or nature based.
• 85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?: if i had to say. "If you were afraid to die. Why?" Plz don't ask me this.
• 86: What is my current desktop picture?: i have no such thing. But if i would it wpuld either a peaceful background or my wife.
• 87: Had sex?: why do you wish to know? Would you like to partake? *sinister smile?* (no shang! We are not doing that!)
• 88: Bought condoms?: my wife has them for us.
• 89: Gotten pregnant?: *loud laugh because this is funny* heavens no! I can not do so obviously. And my wife and i,that is our business only.
• 90: Failed a class?: never. (He has but his pride prevents him to talk about his early days)
• 91: Kissed a boy?: no. Im not interested. Besides,none catch my interest nor any have manners enough.
• 92: Kissed a girl?: plenty.
• 93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?: *looks lovingly at me* my wife.
• 94: Had job?: i was the former shao kahns advisor and personal champion. Was. And its was horrible. Never again.
• 95: Left the house without my wallet?: no
• 96: Bullied someone on the internet?: mr.cage. *smug laugh*
• 97: Had sex in public?: no. Semi public? Yes.
• 98: Played on a sports team?: does kombat count?
• 99: Smoked weed?: sometimes
• 100: Did drugs?: sometimes but not much anymore.
• 101: Smoked cigarettes?: tobacco? Rarely but yes.
• 102: Drank alcohol?: yes
• 103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan?: no
• 104: Been overweight?: no
• 105: Been underweight?: only once. In my youth,long before i was taken from earthrealm,forced to serve that pompous tyrant shao khan.
• 106: Been to a wedding?: yes. My own
• 107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?: no
• 108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight?: sometimes with my wife. But only my wife.
• 109: Been outside my home country?: plenty of times
• 110: Gotten my heart broken?: * gets quiet* .....yes.....
• 111: Been to a professional sports game?: again do kombat tournaments count?
• 112: Broken a bone?: yes
• 113: Cut myself?: yes
• 114: Been to prom?: no
• 115: Been in airplane?: yes
• 116: Fly by helicopter?: yes
• 117: What concerts have I been to?: none to my recollection
• 118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex?: not really
• 119: Learned another language?: plenty
• 120: Wore make up?: only a few times but only during ceremonies.
• 121: Lost my virginity before I was 18?: why do you care about this?
• 122: Had oral sex?: yes
• 123: Dyed my hair?: no
• 124: Voted in a presidential election?: no,i do not engage is such realms affairs
• 125: Rode in an ambulance?: no
• 126: Had a surgery?: yes
• 127: Met someone famous?: does mr. Cage count?
• 128: Stalked someone on a social network?: .....do you wish to know.....because you may not want to know.
• 129: Peed outside?: yes?
• 130: Been fishing?: only in my youth
• 131: Helped with charity?: yes
• 132: Been rejected by a crush?: *sigh* yes
• 133: Broken a mirror?: yes
• 134: What do I want for birthday?: peace and quiet from others. Now be gone!
*slams door*
#mortal kombat#self ship#self shipping#shang tsung#💚heart and soul🐍#shang tsung mortal kombat#mk f/o#antagonist f/o#villain f/o#villain/antagonist f/o#questionnaire#f/o takeover to a degree
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(I'm so sorry for that but i just had to) The reader's a teacher and one day after work, she just crosses her arms, clearly holding back laughter and tells him "I got kicked out of class today" "Isn't it supposed to be the other way around?" "Another teacher had to ask me to get out of class" He's so confused and there're so many questions, he chooses to ask why. "I was disturbing our students with laughter the second they started playing your PSA videos to our classes." (those videos are GOLD)
homie-HOMIE-
YES THIS WOULD BE SO FUNNY
what if it was the principal tho and he comes to make an- okay you know what i’m just gonna blurb this
you pushed yourself into the house, exhausted after a long day of work, crossing your arms over your chest, your purse hanging from your wrist.
“wow, busy day,” you huffed, your husband sitting on the couch, a book in hand, closing it to look up at you.
“fifteen-year-olds give you a hard time,”
“oh no, i got kicked out of my class today,”
steve had many questions swirling in his mind and you could tell this by the way his mouth opened and closed multiple times, his brows furrowed until he pushed himself up, walking towards you, a confused look etched on his face.
“isn’t it supposed to be the other way around?” he asked finally.
“no the principal had to ask me to leave because i was begging disruptive,” you said, tossing your bag to the floor and your keys on the table.
“um why?” steve chuckled nervously.
you chewed your lips, not really sure if you should tell him, but you decided better he knew than not,
“every year the tenth graders have the principal come into their class and show them a video-,”
“oh no,” steve shook his head. “oh no,”
“oh yes,” you nodded, trying to stifle a laugh. “steve honey when did you do those! they’re hilarious!”
“they’re supposed to be educational,” he whined and and slapped a hand to his face, falling backwards onto the couch in embarrassment.
“i know,” you laughed making your way to him, bending down next to the couch and trying to pry away his hands from his face. “but the suit, and the messages, it’s... it’s just so not you,”
“i know i just went with the script they said it would help so i didn’t give it a second guess,”
“i think the detention one is my favourite,” you hummed, resting your hands on his chest and placing your chin on top of them. “sometimes it’s best to follow the rules,” you quoted. “sometimes it’s best to follow the rules my ass did they fail to mention you were on the run for two years and i had to spend that time not knowing whether my husband was alive or not, they should really rethink that,”
“(n/n) stopppp,”
“what it’s the truth!” you laughed, pressing a kiss to his lips to stop the whining. “now i’m gonna go find the links to those and send them to bucky, sam, nat, and tony-,”
“no way,” steve shook his head, grabbing you in a tight hug that was more like a restraint, forcing you to accept defeat, laying in his arms. “you’re staying right here, so this can stay between us,”
“fine, but only cause you’re such a big baby about it,” you rolled your eyes.
“then how about i find a way to say thank you,” he chuckled, pressing a few kisses along your neck and honestly, you were pretty sure you could live with that.
#marvel#steve rogers#bucky barnes#mcu#steve rogers x reader#natasha romanoff#avengers#steve rogers fanfiction#captain america#steve rogers fluff#steve rogers blurb#marvel blurb#steve rogers imagine#steve rogers one shot
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original asker here with...
a recks version of hex! I'd imagine they were some kind of mining bot that ended up trying building. the pick and basket can be switched out for thier hands, which are typically hung on thier belt
would you mind if we made recks versions of ocs?
not at all! that would be awesome!!!! i can even add you onto the background somewhere, if i ever need some characters for the crowd >:3
#also on thier belt but not very visible is a clock#thier necklace is a gold nugget#thier quote unquote ponytail is like a hook that can drag along minecarts with materials#plus a tail for balance and foot padding for the rock flooring#honestly tho ive been avidly following the recks au its so neat#mural|my art#h3x x3d
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Every month of 2021 ♡
post your favorite or most popular post from each month this year <3 (it’s okay to skip months!)
thanks for tagging me @mishacollinss!
DECEMBER
this princess switch gifset - i can’t explain why but these movies took over my entire brain this december. this is hard tho bc i lowkey like almost everything i made in december? it was a good month for me
NOVEMBER
this mulder/scully gifset - i am really happy w/ this coloring and the way the scenes parallel each other with the lyrics inspired by lola’s amazing set
OCTOBER
gotta give it to this hocus pocus gifset - i really like how the colors look and the scenes i chose and i love this movie
SEPTEMBER
my goodbye lucifer gifset <3 i thought it was ugly when i posted it but now i like it a lot
AUGUST
liz and max + the night we met
JULY
this ed/lorraine set might be my fav set i made all year.
JUNE
30th anniversary of twin peaks finale so true
MAY
deckerstar 5b gifset, i love the black and white and gold. i always hoped chloe would temporarily die so i could use this quote too kjdfnjkn
APRIL
jafael + fearless
MARCH
parasite!
FEBRUARY
this brightwell gifset. I HONESTLY cannot believe that wasn’t longer ago
JANUARY
this barson gifset just bc i’m sad abt them
i went backwards bc i’m lazy kdjsmkj tagging @samcaarter, @johnaeryns @samanthamulder, @victoria-pedretti, @eddiediaz , @yellenabelovas , @spideyandrews and anyone who wants to bc my arm is tired of typing
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WAIT I DIDN'T KNOW YOU READ THE POKEMON SPECIAL MANGA TFIYFYI
Huge agree to everything you said here!! The manga is absolutely amazing and the Hoenn arc is probably my favourite for so many reasons including the romance. Honestly the whole of how Ruby and Sapphire's relationship developed in general is great, kudos to the writers, I think it was one of the first romances I actually enjoyed.
Yellow my beloved!! Honestly they were so good in their arc, I adored the team Yellow built. It's not that novel of a concept but seeing their Pokemon that were commonly considered weak being a threat was amazing to me. I love the team building in the manga in general honestly, it always lets Pokemon considered weak just look really great. Delcatty and Mightyena holding their own against Norman's Pokemon? Amazing I love Ruby for it.
I'm sorry if you didn't want replies to the PokeSpe post fhfhk I tend to ramble a lot when people talk about Pokemon. Take care and I hope the booster shot symptoms don't hit you too hard!
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OH MY GOSH?? A FELLOW POKESPE FAN AS WELL?? MILKYWAY I AM HIGH FIVING U SO MUCH RN
literally, LITERALLY, like. god. the pokemon special manga didnt have to go as hard as it did, but it did, and it was amazing. of all the pokemon medias, it's my favorite. like, the anime (+movies) i like for nostalgia factor, the games i like for the gameplay factor, but pokespe.....i like it for the reason that matters most to me when i enjoy medias, it's amazing for the STORY
HOENN IS MY ALL TIME FAVE REGION. confession, i read halfway thru the sinnoh arc too and i loved it but i stopped halfway cuz i was like. nothing for me is gonna top the hoenn arc kjbKJBJSDF
before i ramble about the hoenn arc tho, i'll talk about everything else cuz yess yESSSS YELLOW!! YELLOW MY BELOVED!!!! pls, they were so gender and im just a sucker for healer characters who also just value kindness so much, kindness not as a weakness but as a strength, also she was a cowboy, yeehaw, what is NOT TO LIKE???? i need to reread the kanto arc tho cuz i forgot so much of the details but yellow was v v important to me. in johto, my fave is yellow, followed by red, and then green and blue. i love all my children but im allowed to have favorites ok kjBKJDSF
johto was also frigging fantastic but i dont remember much but the fact that gold's defining characteristic was that he was so mom friend that he was Powerful. also that he and silver are boyfriends, i dont make the rules, it's there in the (sub)text
and also ur right, ur RIGHT. POKESPE SO GOOD CUZ ENSEMBLE CAST AND FOUND FAMILY VIBES AND TEAM BUILDING!!!!! literally everything i love in stories can be traced back to pokespe omg. EDIT: REALIZED I MISUNDERSTOOD WHAT U MEANT BY TEAM BUILDING DGHGJKDGDGK my point still stands tho
but hoenn. man. hoenn.
reasons i love hoenn, an incomplete list because the complete list would just be me quoting volumes 15 to 22 of pokesp out word for word which i do not need to do with u cuz uve read it but
IDK MAYBE I WANNA PSPSPSPPSS PPL TO READ POKESPE. CUZ SO LITTLE PPL HAVE!!! IT DRIVES ME NUTS!!
ANYWAY, REASONS I LOVE HOENN (AND WHY U, READER OF THIS RESPONSE WHO IS NOT MILKYWAY MAY LOVE IT TOO)
the romance. this is predictable for me ok, i just love a good love story and ruby/sapphire is the only canon romantic ship that happens and for good fucking reason. because their relationship development and story knocked it outta the goddamn ballpark
queer allegory so blatant to anybody who is not cishet like. god. i dont even have to explain this, it's obvious to anybody who has read it JKJBSKDFJKS
true for all the pokespe arcs: subversion of tropes. like u said, pokemon that r seen as weak get their moment to shine, and people with characteristics and traits that are seen as weak are shown that those traits are actually strengths and make them special and who they are. //SOBS!!
true for all the pokespe arcs as well: fantastic balance of action, comedy shenanigans, and angst. //chef's kiss
srsly these kids had Trauma. theres The Incident but also norman (ruby's dad) like uh. why the HELL were you SO VIOLENT IN THAT ONE SCENE??? when i read this at 11yrs old i was like "oh that makes sense, norman is angry cuz ruby ran away!!! it's tough love!!" but now that im 22 yrs old im like "HEY, NORMAN? U HIT UR KID. THAT IS PHYSICAL ABUSE TO A CHILD." like im glad norman does better later and that they reconcile but also what the fuck
BUT what i wanna talk about most is ruby and sapphire's character. it's frigging incredible to me, the both of them. how one traumatic Incident that happened when they were kids changed the entire course of both their personalities because that event instilled core fears into them.
ruby who was at first into battling but after The Incident saw that battling (that pain) made his best friend look at him with horror in her eyes. sapphire who as at first a meek prim proper girl but after The Incident saw that this made her helpless and powerless to save her best friend who got so frigging hurt. both of them fixating on that. ruby fixating on how pain made him "ugly", sapphire fixating on how meekness made her "powerless"
and thus them going forward in a different trajectory. ruby finding his footing in beauty, aesthetics, and performance, and being a snotty bitch (affectionate) at ppl into battling. sapphire finding her footing in becoming a battle master to hone her strength and also literally grow up in the wilderness, she was the BLUEPRINT for the feral girl archetype but actually done well. they reunite, do not recognize each other, clash so much because the other embodies something they dislike (cuz in the past that something fucked them up so much) and then coming to accept all parts of both each other and themselves
and then they fall in love
foils to one another, finding parts of themself in the other, learning to be vulnerable and trust once more
//SOBS CRIES WAILSSSSS!!!!!
EDIT: i love that ruby makes a huge personality trait of his just bitch (affectionate). hes such a bitchy piece of shit with a heart of gold, sapphire got her work cut out for her slowly falling in love with him kjbkJBKK
anyway you should go read the pokemon special manga if u havent, dear reader of this response who hasnt read it yet
heres where u can read it all
hoenn arc is volumes 15 to 22 (skip "The Mt. Silver Training Chapter" between 15 and 16)
but fair warning, beginning of hoenn arc starts and islinked to the ending of johto arc so itll be a BIT CONFUSING FOR THE FIRST 20 PAGES OF VOL15 but it's fine, you can handle it, i believe in u.
and yknow, if u do wanna get the full context, why not just read everything before hoenn as well? because KANTO AND JOHTO ARE REALLY FRIGGING GOOD TOO.
//breathes heavily. okay. okay im done rambling. i just came home from getting my booster shot and typed this all in a frenzied daze. i need a nap and also breakfastKJBKSJFD
THANK U FOR THIS ASK, MILKYWAY!! i....really wanna reread hoenn now and will probably liveblog the process
#what pains me tho about pokespe is that theres not much fanfic at all. IT PAINS ME SO MUCH#milkyway!anon#asks#LOL WAIT JUS REALIZE HOW LONG THIS RESPONSE IS OMG SORRY
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