#honestly this is the hottest thing I’ve ever written

[xdaddysprincessxx]

Uncle!Jack takes you away for the weekend....

Come, walk with me. Talk with me

Uncle Jack, always the romantic. A month ago he told you ‘hey make sure you ask for this specific weekend off.’ Of course at the time you were like that’s odd he gave you these dates a month in advance. But when the time came, he pulled up in his bronco, already had a pretty pink suitcase in the trunk, packed with clothes for you.

You had no idea what he had planned when you pulled up to this beautiful wood cabin, deep in the woods. No one near by for miles. The cabin, itself, looked so serene and quiet. Once he parked, he got out and opened your door for you. Carried in the luggage and it made you feel so special. Seeing him take charge of everything, plan all of this and then to do everything so you don’t have to lift a finger? Swoon

The rest of the day went by in a blur. Jack took care of everything. You never once lifted a finger. He rubbed your feet while you snacked on some strawberries. Even massaged your shoulders.

“You been working too hard darlin, so much tension. Gotta loosen ya up baby doll.” He said as his thumbs worked on your trapezius muscles.

He cooked a delicious meal for you two. Even had this beautiful wine picked out that went along great with the steaks he cooked in this garlic and herb butter. The two of you ate and drank and laughed until your bellies ached. You couldn’t help but look at his ass while he cleaned up after. A plan already concocted in your mind.

“I can see those wheels turning that pretty head o’ yours sugar. Care to tell ole Jack whatcha thinking bout?” Jack asks as he turns around from the sink to see you sitting at the island in a daze.

Your hazy smile widens as you get up and make your way around the island over to where Jack’s leaned against the sink.

“I could show you better than I could tell you Uncle Jack” you say coyly, your smile turning into more of a sinister smirk as you drag your finger up and down his chest.

You slowly backed away before turning around and heading toward the bedroom, only looking back once to give him your best ‘come get me grin’

You don’t know how to did it but you got him to agree to letting you tie his wrists to the headboard. Leaving you in charge of both your pleasure.

Throwing your head back as you bounced on his cock, feeling so full of him. Your hands finding purchase on his chest as you slowed to a grind. Biting your lip as you looked down at Jack. Your Jack. The look on his face made you want to ride him even slower and make him really wait to cum. Big brown puppy dog eyes pleading for more. A beautiful pout on those lips you love to kiss. Seeing him tied up, at your mercy was intoxicating.

“You always make me feel so good Uncle Jack, always fill my little pussy up. Oh!” Your lips forming an O as he thrusts up right as your grind down making you lose your train of thought.

“I’m all yours baby doll, you’ve ruined me. Always so good for me, let me touch ya baby please this is killing me!” He begs, “I need ya baby doll please! Let me touch ya”

You give in to him, hearing him beg was enough for you. As much as you enjoyed being the dominant one for a change, in your heart you know you love him being in charge. You lean down and tug on the restraint, freeing Jack. As soon as he was free, Jack quickly wrapped his arms around you causing you to fall onto his chest.

The two of you fell into a fit of giggles as he rolled you over. Smiles on your lips as you kissed. Snow started to fall outside the window as you and Jack stayed wrapped up in each other. Lost in your own world.

[justelib]

I heard u need some baku requests so I’m here to place one 🥸

Bakugou x fem reader where she confessed to him in middle school but he rejects her, few years later in U.A she has a major glow up and he starts to catch feelings. (Bonus if he gets a tad jealous from hearing their guy classmates talking abt her)

I thank you for this request! It’s is quite short, but I am planning a part two for this!

Bakugou Katsuki x Fem!Reader

Warnings: bullying, humiliation, Kyoka Jiro is BISEXUAL! Mean Bakugou, as always.

Fear, embarrassment, sadness, it was hard to place the emotions, she stood there, squeezing her hands while she looked down, he was laughing at her, showing his friends the very personal letter she had written for him. She could feel the tears threaten to spill out, she couldn’t even form words.

“I find that you brighten up the room every time you enter it, I honestly don’t know what this feeling is, but if you’d give me a chance, I’d like for us yo get to know eachother.” Bakugou’s friend mocked in a stereotypical high voice, sounding nowhere near like y\n.

She bit her lip, holding back her sobs as Izuku Midoriya escorted her out of the class room. Middle school was hell since then, absolute, living, burning, hell.

•

UA high, the best hero school in Japan, she honestly couldn’t believe she was excepted, not that she didn’t have an amazing quirk, but because of her lack of points. Y\N made her way through the school gates, her large Canvas satchel bag at her side. She was running a bit late so she was quite literally Skidding around every corner to make her way into 1-A, only to stop upon a large door.

“What in all things holy?” Y\N blinked up at the door, it was weird, because the door handle was quite low, no one of that height would have been able to reach it.

The girl just shrugged it off and opened the door, to be faced with an older man, and if she was into older man, she’d probably find him attractive…if he didn’t look like a bright yellow caterpillar.

“Wait.” She blinked rapidly for a second. “Aren’t you the erasure hero, eraser head?” She smiled brightly, “I’m quite a fan, I admire how you try to stay out of the press.”

Aizawa stared.

“Sorry, i’m L\N Y\N, but please, call me Y\N.” She smiled. “I’ll go find a seat now, I’m sorry I’m a bit late, I missed my train (?)”

“It’s fine, sit down.” He replied exhaustedly.

Y\N faced the class, finally realising who else was in the class. Her face harden, seeing as the only seat left was next to him. ‘So cliche.’ She thought, before making her way over the the seat next to Bakugou, placing her bag under the desk. She didn’t look at him, not even a glance, she couldn’t even form the words on how much she despised him.

He, on the other hand…stared at her as if she was unrecognisable, also noticing how Denki kaminari and Kyoka Jiro were staring at her.

“That is the hottest girl I have ever seen.” Denki whispered under his breath.

“You’ve said that about every girl that entered this room.” Jiro rolled her eyes.

“Except you.” Denki snapped back, though, he definitely thought she was good looking.

“Shut up.” Jiro rolled her eyes.

Bakugou watched the conversation, only really picking up Denki’s first sentence, and for some odd reason, he could feel the all to familiar anger bubble in is gut.

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Bro, it actually so short, I am so sorry 😭😭🙏🙏 I fr didn’t mean for it to be so short, I’ve literally written over 1000 words for a single chapter, but it’s nearly 11 and I have to be up early tomorrow <\3

[hotdamnhunnam]

I gotta tell your cute little brain that YOU and Laur are my fave jax writers and NO ONE ELSE COMPARES.

There is not another writer I have found in any Charlie fandom that CONSISTENTLY writes Jax/Ray/Will well. The random one-off one-shots that rock are (in my limited digging through tumblr) rare.

No one, nooo one writes like you do.

You have a fingerprint so unique to you.

I FEEL the flow of it when I read your work. There’s an energy and movement to it that I’ve never experienced before.

I feel like Jax about to challenge you like—

"Bitch YOU WANNA GO??? Let's GO here's the in depth reasons why you're a boss ass writer and you're gonna accept my compliments NOW. Now stare at me through my lashes." 🤣

Ugh seriously your work is poetry. I want to LIVE in your mind. And with the way you write, man it's some of the hottest, most visceral, visual, intoxicating shit ever written. You got that dom energy on the literary page in SPADES.

And when I say poetry I'm not talking- "oh it's flowery and nice." It's way beyond that. It's the poetry that makes you stop breathing.

The kind that sucks your soul our of your body with a single line that just CHANGES YOUR LIFE with its beauty and depth and otherworldly hotness.

Like the coming scene from the fic i tagged you in— it's ART to write that way. The richest of poetry. The way I FEEL with your writing, as if it really was me it's happening to, is so clear and intense that I daydream while reading in a way that's only ever happened for me when reading hp/ hunger games/twilight. You constantly world-build and make me SEE and feel everything. Ugh ok i'm gonna go read some more of your stuff hahaah

Love u my little Brat with a praise kink 😉😂

(Tagging @laurfilijames to make sure that she sees this absolute loveliness, as I’m sure every word of it applies to both of us 💕)

GIRL.

GIRRRL.

Please know how many times I’ve reread this and that I will surely keep rereading it for DAYS. It’s like you clawed into my brain and pulled out the exact kinds of comments that my silly little writer soul has always craved and it’s HITTING THE SPOT with my crazed kink for praise 🥹❣️🎯

Honestly though, how can I even BEGIN to thank you for feeling this way and for letting me know??

This is the kind of feedback that makes all of the tears that have gone into my tumblr writing experience over these past few years worthwhile. Now they’re happy tears through a huge smile 🥲

To hear you describe my writing as life-changing is just the most mind-blowing beautiful thing (also tagging @daryldixonpls who has said the same, because I need to keep telling you both again and again how truly touched and grateful I am 😭🙏)

I am SO happy that I decided to hop my Hunnam hoe ass back onto tumblr this past month and that I was blessed enough to connect with you!! Love you love you love you 💖💖💖

[mistysimpingandspam]

argyle NSFW headcannons because why not 🍃💚

•i know everyone can says this but it’s true: ARGYLE. KNOWS. HOW. TO. EAT. PUSSY. i’m not even joking, your legs will literally be shaking and you’ll be cumming in minutes. he ADORES giving head!! your pleasure is his pleasure.

•he wants you to sit on his face. like seriously. it makes him stupid hard.

•literally one of the most giving lovers. he honestly doesn’t care if you give him head AT ALL. he just wants to eat you out and finger you for hours before he even begins to think about himself.

•speaking of fingering, argyle knows how to put those pizza-making hands to use. his fingers are nice and thick, and he can easily stretch you out with just two. he can and will make you squirt; it’s like your g-spot finds him. combine his fingers with his tongue while he’s baked and he’ll just keep going until you need to physically push him away because he’s so focused on pleasing you, and you often end up very overstimulated.

•HIGH SEX IS A MUST! both of you take turns passing blunts back and forth while you ride him. smoke a bowl with his head between your legs. shotgun a bong rip while he’s knuckles deep inside you.

•favorite position is either missionary or cowgirl. he has to tie back his hair for missionary; he looks so pretty with his hair back. he won’t exactly choke you, but he’ll put a light hand around your throat to be playful. he also likes to grip your face while he fucks you in missionary so he can look you in the eye with that big grin of his on his face.

•lightly grip his hair as he eats you out; emphasis on lightly. yes, he likes a grip on his head but he has nice hair and doesn’t want it messed up.

•i’ve written about it before but please suck this man off. he’s so giving that he refuses head a lot of the time, but the first time you take him in his mouth, he just loses his mind. he’s so sensitive to oral and usually cums quickly, but that’s only because he is such a simp and thinks you’re the hottest thing ever.

•body worship. lots of it. he’ll make you impatient with the amount of time he’ll spend worshipping your breasts, thighs, and stomach. he doesn’t mean to tease you; he just thinks you’re sexy.

•aftercare is more weed and lots of cuddles and lazy kisses. he’ll whisper about how beautiful you are and how good it was for him. argyle always asks if you came, and if you didn’t, he insists he makes you cum before you guys get back to cuddling.

[gurugirl]

Fuck 🥵💦 I need a neighbor like Harry! Jesus that was the HOTTEST smut I’ve ever read, her natural smell had that man feral, I had to take breaks to cool myself off. 😘

OHhh ha ha! I love that this is your reaction 😂 Honestly I wrote this based off something I read YEARS ago. A man made a post about how he was hiking with his girlfriend and she was in front of him and sweating and all he wanted to do in that moment was tear down her sweaty little shorts and eat her out and smell her, lick her sweat 🤭 And then he learned she was ovulating later on. Men were responding to the post en masse agreeing that seeing their SO sweating or when she was ovulating just did something to them and they didn't even know why. Like this is a real thing.

So ha ha! Anyhoooo... I never was able to get that out of my head and it just needed to be written 🙈

So happy you enjoyed it!!

xoxo

[tracingpatternswrites]

Would you ever consider writing a sequel to Little Lion? I swear I’ve read it at least a dozen times and it never disappoints! I love how soft the jegulus is and the contrast to the possessive but loving blackcest and the straight up hate fucking with prongsfoot! Regulus is such a darling and he’s so in love with his boys and even if Sirius has quite the cruel streak both boys clearly love him back. I’m especially obsessed with prongsfoot hating each other so much but STILL fucking it’s just so fun! Then you’ve got their only common ground being Regulus and them being clearly attracted to each other but despising each other and fighting for control over Regulus? Easily one of the hottest fics I’ve ever read. Slytherin Sirius is honestly even more fun than Gryffindor Regulus and I ADORE Gryffindor Regulus. Also, Reg’s nickname being little lion? And James calling him little lion in the end too? Ugh just wanted to grovel for the potential of a sequel and let you know you’ve written one of my favorite fics 🖤

Oh my god, Mouse 💛 I cannot begin to tell you how happy this ask made me 😭

I'm so happy that you like Little Lion because it really is a fic I'm quite proud of. I know it's mostly smut, but I honestly got obsessed with the world building and the dynamic between the characters. It was so much fun to play around with their relationships.

I'm obsessed with Slytherin!Sirius, honestly, especially this version where he's still on speaking term with his parents. I think that Slytherin!Sirius and Gryffindor!Regulus makes so much sense and there are so many fun things to explore there. I also really like the idea of James and Sirius being sort of the same but also opposites, and morally grey James Potter is just...delicious, right?

Again, thank you so so so so much for this ask and for the actual question, will there be a sequel? Well, you never know. I don't have anything planned but I'm pretty sure I will re-visit this universe at some point because I'm just too in love with it.

[the-scarlet-witch-22]

hello hello!!

Ahhh that's so exciting and so sweet that you and your stand partner are bestieess!!!! Also I laughed so hard when you wrote about getting dopamine from external validation because if that doesn't summarize every performer ever than i don't know what does 😂😂

Yes, yes, yes!! The way you said it was so well put!! I typically say that during rehearsal "we get lost in sauce" 😂 but you said if far more eloquently. I think that's what I miss the most about performaning, apart from being surrounded by other creative people. The fact that everyone is there trying to create something so beautiful and trying to convey emotions in a way that goes beyond words is something so magical. Uggghhh now I'm gonna start looking up local theatres to see what productions they're doing to see if i want to audition.

Honestly everyone crying is just a testament to how well written and enthralling this story was!!!! I (and I'm sure everyone else who read it) was so captivated by the story from beginning to end! When i tell you i LOVED the scene with the kids i truly mean LOVED. 1 - i thought it was the hottest thing ever that Agatha enjoys interacting with kids (and honestly kept thinking about Agatha with kiddos cause i just know she has such a soft spot for them) and 2 - experiences like that are just so transformative for children!!! I still remember the very first musical I saw in person and how amazed i was by it and immediately knew it was something i wanted to do.

Ahhh i feel like my asks just keep getting longer and longer!! They're starting to feel like letters at this point 😂 So sorry 🥴 but i saw THAT THERE IS GOING TO BE A SEQUEL!!! And it's going to have CARMEN IN IT?!?!?!?!! I'm sooo excited!!!!!! I completely forgot i had said something about Agatha conducting an opera, but oh my goddddd i want her to conduct an opera so badlyyyyyy. Needless to say, i am very, very excited!!!!!!

I hope you are having a fantastic start to you week!! ❤️🥰

- paganini anon

Hi Paganini Anon! 💜

Ah yes. Jerry, my stand partner is an icon and I’m determined to become his best friend. I already have a plan for our next rehearsal 😌🤞🏻

Hahah I actually enjoy the phrase “lost in the sauce” a lot more than what I said!! It’s so true! I think it’s incredible that you’re in theater, and I completely get what you’re saying. I’m rooting for you and pls keep me updated (if you want to) on if you end up auditioning for anything!!!! I’m sure you’ll do great and it sounds like it would be so much fun!! The fine arts are such an incredible gift and my biggest regret is going so long without performing.

Thank you so much omg 😭 I am a very emotional person (I blame my Pisces moon, my therapist says otherwise tho), and I think it’s clear in my writing that I enjoy angst. I’ve always appreciated your support and anons on here, I go “ooo” whenever I see I have one!! They make my day 😌 I’m rly truly sooooooo glad you liked Agatha with the kids!!!! I added so many little details in, it always makes me excited to see what people enjoy and what they can relate to. And that’s so sweet 😭 it’s so incredible how one experience can help shape your entire life!!

No pls I love the asks! It’s fun- and I love writing letters! One of my friends from college and I would write each other letters back when the pandemic first hit and it was so fun. Yes!! I’m like… 1/4 of the way through writing the first chapter!! Yes yes yes it will have Carmen!!! It’s one of my absolute favorite operas. I remembered your ask and I was like oh wow that would be an interesting idea, could I do that? And then I brainstormed and decided I wanted to keep writing haha. Agatha is going to be on one while she’s conducting in the sequel and it’s going to be very entertaining to read. I’m so glad you’re excited!!!!! 💜✨

Ah thank you! It’s been a bit busy and the cold weather is making it hard for me to focus on things, but I am trying my best. I hope you’re having a good week too, thank you sm for the ask. I always love getting them!! ✨

[lorelune]

lore that sex party fic single-handedly rewired my brain holy fuck I think that was genuinely the hottest thing I've ever read in my life

THANK YOU!!!! honestly sex party is one of my favorite fics i’ve ever written!!! one of my older relics that has really held up 😭

[darke15]

KASSSSSEEYYYYYYYYYYY 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰  @kippykasey

I’ve missed you so much!!!

Its finally time for the live reaction of season 2 of Soldier and the Spy.

Yahhhssss let’s go!!!

- leave it to Boone to make a dramatic entrance

It’s her fave kind of entrance 

- of course Duke is being a mother hen over a breakout

Obvs he’s been forced into the mom friend role

- Jack and Zac are the first of my children as they are cinnamon rolls and I will fight for them.

Yesssssss they babiessss

- wait wait wait Rafael is the one who is going to treat our girl ghost??? Hell yeah! 

Yahhhhhhhh he’s the first a2 member we meet in BSA!

- just waiting for Belov to meet someone new who knows what he's saying and messes with him

👀👀👀

- please pause the tension caused by brainwashed Ghost for some adorable children 

Yesssssssssss 😂

- me going my whole life thinking it was 'Golf' Coast... yep

Lol same tho 😅

- this part (Lawrence being drugged) is so wonderfully written (as odd as that sounds)

Thank you 😌

- Boone having flashbacks from Rook gives me gross vibes

😭😭😭

- we love a protective Duke

Protective duke is best duke

(I am technically supposed to be working but I'm hooked. Ahhhhh)

Shhhhhhhhhh i won’t tell 😌🖤

- “Only Marines take in hood rats.” true for the marines I know

Fr fr 😬

- Belov, bear, vodka is not a food group

He says that it is in Russia 🤷��‍♀️

- ah Boone and Duke banter, I missed it

yessssssssssssss

- cackling at this tech class

They’re so confident and Boone is just like…nah fam

- During all of the fights for Alpha picks I just imagine the nurses getting upset at select few that they constantly see

I can just see them knowing all of the nurses and staff by name and the docs having everyone’s info memorized 

- Nea helping set up Jack and Duke  unknowingly 

She’s the cutest littlest matchmaker ever 

- giggling like a school girl at poor Jack's expense 

😏😏😏

- pass code guesses: alphaone or alphatwo

A v popular guess 😌

- watch them become a team because they get caught sneaking out for drinks

😂😂😂

- Montana plates huh? 👀

👀👀👀

- mmm the baby blue camero

So pretty 😍😍😍

- I caught that Fury mention

heheheheheeee

- Thomas Frazier consider yourself fired

Fr fr 

- Bardot Calinescu sounds familiar, was it referenced in BS:A?

First season TS&TS and probs a chapter of BS:A

- Boone how scandalous lol

😏😏😏

-alpha two is literally going to be formed in a bar to save Johnson.

yesssssssssss

- ugh this comparison to wonderland is beautiful

🖤🖤🖤

- happy dance at alpha 2 forming to save kids

yaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhssssssssssssssssss

- no no no we going to fight

Hell yah!!!!!

- DARKE NO. OMG NO. THAT CLIFFHANGER.  That's so mean. My heart is racing and I.  .... *incert scream here*

😈😈😈 commmeeeee onnnnnnnnn

- nia being so strong ♡

Nia being brave just like her Daddy

- this is a stressful situation Duke shooting and coming out of the dark is not supposed to be attractive!

Pffffffftttttt come on it’s the hottest thing everrrrrr 

- not Jack finding out Duke wants to kiss him by a child in a death zone

Better late [in the middle of a firefight] than never

- Duke ruining his own love life

Self-sabotaging is his middle name

- Winter Soldier just seems like a stalker, promising to find Ghost. (Bad joke)

😭😭😭

- the fact that Thomas still has a job... prick

Fr fr 

- honestly New Eden is probably the best place for Ghost right now

It really is, Duke is just v  v v protective [his inner mom friend came out in full force]

- short sweet and Raf better not disrespect the car like that again or we gonna fight

😂😂😂

So in total it only took me like 9.4 hours to binge read everything.  But yes ♡♡♡♡♡♡

yayyyyyyy!!!

Much love to the Alphas.

Much love to you 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 I’ve missed you so much Kaseyyyy!!!!!

Hey @darke15

Its finally time for the live reaction of season 2 of Soldier and the Spy.

S2E1

- leave it to Boone to make a dramatic entrance

- of course Duke is being a mother hen over a breakout

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- Jack has it bad for Duke and its adorable

- Jack and Zac are the first of my children as they are cinnamon rolls and I will fight for them.

Connection reestablished. Please continue.

- wait wait wait Rafael is the one who is going to treat our girl ghost??? Hell yeah!

- just waiting for Belov to meet someone new who knows what he's saying and messes with him

- please pause the tension caused by brainwashed Ghost for some adorable children

- Raf is something else.

- The Hadar and Jack gym moment made me snicker. Poor Jack just wanted to make sure a fight didn't break out.

- Belov and Zac are like Spike and Jerry (I don't know why that correlation popped into my head but it did) unlikely friends

- me going my whole life thinking it was 'Golf' Coast... yep

- nooo not the ptsd ahhh poor Dugan

- catch me giggling over the idea of a wooden child puppet being a drug dealer

S2E2

- okay but Duke would be a badass bar tender. Love it

- this part (Lawrence being drugged) is so wonderfully written (as odd as that sounds)

- 💉💉he got his shot💉💉

- Boone having flashbacks from Rook gives me gross vibes

- we love a protective Duke

- all dresses with pockets are superior

(I am technically supposed to be working but I'm hooked. Ahhhhh)

- “Only Marines take in hood rats.” true for the marines I know

- Jack is too kind

- oh look a meet-cute run in

(Totally had a small panic over bad internet and thinking all the comments from ep2 so far didn't save but we good)

- Belov, bear, vodka is not a food group

- the gossip mill is deep.

- oh, Boone, darlin'. Someone give this gal a hug

- the friendships forming are beautiful to watch

S2E3

- ah Boone and Duke banter, I missed it

- cackling at this tech class

- During all of the fights for Alpha picks I just imagine the nurses getting upset at select few that they constantly see

- oh so that's how T becomes senator. I like it

- Nea helping set up Jack and Duke unknowingly

S2E4

- lil happy dance at the first use of Senator Johnson

- i would like to take this time to thank General Garner for taking vacation

- giggling like a school girl at poor Jack's expense

- now laughing at Duke's expense

- pass code guesses: alphaone or alphatwo

- Jack and Duke obviously crushing but oblivious

- Jack, don't compare relationships

S2E5 (about halfway through and its only been 5 hours, since I'm working and multitasking)

- whoa there no going after kids or we gonna have a problem and you aren't gonna win

- watch them become a team because they get caught sneaking out for drinks

- Hadar going to save the day?

- Montana plates huh? 👀

- mmm the baby blue camero

- I caught that Fury mention

- Thomas Frazier consider yourself fired

- Bardot Calinescu sounds familiar, was it referenced in BS:A?

S2E6

- Boone how scandalous lol

- well there goes one of my code guesses, alphaone is still there and my third would be outbreak (that was Johnsons code name if I remember)

-alpha two is literally going to be formed in a bar to save Johnson.

- “And,” Rafael said, the smile on his face growing, “I know just the guy to get us to Dugan.” mhm his name is Jack Bennett

- didn't see Sherlock coming

- ugh this comparison to wonderland is beautiful

- hell yeah! Go Zac!!

- we going to throw hands and then get back to slapping some sense into Boone for doing stupid shit

S2E7 (just a random time update its like 12:30)

- eeeeeeee! He asked him out! It begins!

- happy dance at alpha 2 forming to save kids

- no no no we going to fight

- DARKE NO. OMG NO. THAT CLIFFHANGER. That's so mean. My heart is racing and I. .... *incert scream here*

S2E8

- nia being so strong ♡

- i just feel like a ball of anxiety right now. 20 minutes to save the girls before a big boom boom

- oh sjit oh shit panic

- this is a stressful situation Duke shooting and coming out of the dark is not supposed to be attractive!

- “You and I remember Havana very differently,” 👀

- oh my god. Go alpha two

- not Jack finding out Duke wants to kiss him by a child in a death zone

- wish I had ice cream to get through the heart palpation you caused :P

- Ghost is awake!!

S2E9

- Duke ruining his own love life

- pour the champagne for Senator Johnson!

- Amma ♡

- Winter Soldier just seems like a stalker, promising to find Ghost. (Bad joke)

S2E10 (time update 2:16)

- well a stabbing is one way to start an episode

- home to New Eden

- squealing over Duke and Jack is just a thing now

- the fact that Thomas still has a job... prick

S2E11 (last one)

- honestly New Eden is probably the best place for Ghost right now

- short sweet and Raf better not disrespect the car like that again or we gonna fight

So in total it only took me like 9.4 hours to binge read everything. But yes ♡♡♡♡♡♡

Much love to the Alphas.

[harryssunflowerkiwi]

❤️‍🔥HARRY STYLES FICS FOR NAUGHTY BITCHES WHO LOVE READING❤️‍🔥 (aka fic recommendations)

Every single one of the fics/writers listed here have made my life exponentially better. And I would defend them with my life. Welcome to my happy place. They are in no particular order, I stand by all of them equally. Please show these writers all the love they deserve or else 😡 Also! I will be updating this every time I find new favourites + please let me know if you have any recommendations

-SERIES’-

In my feelings - by @harrystylescherry

(Personal review: this series is the series that got me into reading full length fics. Everything about it is absolute perfection. Her writing is unbelievably good. It’s so long and incredibly detailed. I’ve never been more personally attached to two characters in my life. If you want to feel something read this (or really any of her writing). My all time number one fic)

Somebody else - by @harrystylescherry

(Personal review: Again, her writing is top notch. As painful as this story is, every moment in between the pain makes it feel so real. I’m not usually someone who likes reading fics with heavy angst but this one is one that I’ve read time and time again)

Blacking out and breaking hearts - by @dont-call-me-baby-posts

(Personal review: this is one of my newer finds, and it is ongoing. Somehow every chapter feels so complete yet always leaves you wanting more. These characters are very personal to me. I’ve been following it since she posted the first chapter and I’ve been hooked ever since. Beautiful and emotional writing. 10/10)

Dancing with myself - by @givemesomeboobies

(Personal review: I love a good best friends brother trope, and this series does it so well. The smut is great and so is the conflict around all the main characters. I love the readers relationship with Harry and the way they write about mental health. Great great read)

Smooth operator - by @for-fucks-sake-h

(Personal review: What an original concept, I’ve never read anything quite like this and the writer did such a fantastic job at making such a complicated relationship feel so relatable and hot. Very well written smut and dialog)

Jamaica me happy - by @for-fucks-sake-h

(Personal review: I read this one a few months ago and it is the fic that made my fall in love with this writer. Friends-to-lovers is one of my favourite tropes thanks to this series. Honestly can’t say enough good things about the writing. I literally squealed out loud so many times while reading this. No complaints)

To love and be loved - by @watchmegetobsessed

(Personal review: I just finished this about a week ago and i still think about it all the time. This is truly one of the only fics I’ve read that has a single dad Harry that I actually thoroughly enjoyed, it’s not usually my trope of choice but this one is so heartbreakingly good that I couldn’t stop reading it)

Desire - by @watchmegetobsessed

(Personal review: Honestly this series has some of the hottest scenes ever. This writer does sexual tension so well. I adore this concept and was so excited to read it when I first found it, and let me tell you, it doesn’t disappoint whatsoever. All of their writing is very original and creatively impressive)

1923 - by @hrina

(Personal review: Prior to reading this I didn’t think I enjoyed fics that are set in the past but I can not explain how happy I am that I ended up reading this one. Everything about it I am obsessed with. The smut, the love/hate relationships, the wirlwind of emotions, everything. Also one of my favourite dynamics)

The ring - by @hrina

(Personal review: I LOVE a good llh boxer Harry and this series is easily my favourite one. The smut is so hot and the storyline is so effortlessly complete in only three parts)

Daddy issues - by @fkinavocado

(Personal review: Honestly there’s not much I can say about this one, other than oh. My. God!! It’s so perfectly dirty and sweet at the same time. It’s truly reawakened my daddy kink and I’m not mad at it at all. Such a thoughtful storyline and an incredible dynamic between two such emotionally complex characters. I look forward to every update)

Aster - by @moonchildstyles

(Personal review: This is my most recent read and I am so completely in love with these characters. Sometimes I find it hard to imagine Harry as the bad boy prototype but she did such an amazing job making it realistic while including all the things I love about Harry. The character development is unreal)

chiaroscuro - by @moonchildstyles

(Personal review: This is the only vampire!Harry fic that I have read that I liked. Something about the way she writes Harry (in this and all her fics) is so realistic and loveable. Never once did I feel like anything was forced or contrived which is a must for this type of story. Definitely recommend even if you’re not usually into the vampire trope)

-ONE SHOTS-

Oh Anna! - by @stylesloveclub

Roses and Vanilla - by @stylesloveclub

Residue - by @bopbopstyles

Better now - by @bopbopstyles

Behind the bar - by @bopbopstyles

Aubade - by @meetmymouth

Never coming back down - by @for-fucks-sake-h

Hey angel - by @watchmegetobsessed

Kisses - by @hrina

Popsicles and kiwis - by @hrina

The 24-hour bookstore - by @harrystylescherry

Ungodly hour - by @harrystylescherry

Needy - by @harrystylescherry

Pearls - by @moonchildstyles

The boxer - by @moonchildstyles

Stablehand!Harry x Princess!reader - by @angelsanddaisies

I live in the neighbourhood - by @finestoflines

“I am not going to join your band” - by @finestoflines

Quarantine with a view - by @fkinavocado

“You horny fuck” - by @finekisses

Changes - by @sunflowervolvimp3

NFWMB - by @sunflowervolvimp3

42 hours - by @sunflowervolvimp3

Liberation - by @watchmegetobsessed

Cupid’s chokehold - by @meetmymouth

Doctor’s orders - by @havin-a-wee

Needy baby - by @harryforvogue

Tell me you love my cock - by @stellarboystyles

Nervous - by @watchmegetobsessed

Studio session - by @harrygivenchy

Unethical - by @venusstyless

~I only did reviews for the series’ and not the one shots simply because there was much more to say considering the length of the fics. I would rate every single one of the fics listed (both series and one shots) 10/10~

[ameliasbitvh]

YOU POOR THING; D.M.

a/n: ghostface!draco = hottest thing ever. I told you all I would write ghostface!draco and here it is on Halloween. this isn’t the best smut i’ve written because i really slacked on it and it’s not proofread AT ALL. it’s mediocre but the only thing i like in this fic is the dirty talk- my dirty talk game has unlocked a new level LMAO. bye i got so h word writing this tho- (also in the end, dw guys he’s not going to kill you i swear)

summary: you and draco watch Scream one night and he takes inspiration to dress as ghostface and fuck you. (bent over on a couch, oml that’s so hot-)

wc: 2k (2050)

warning(s): mask kink, kissing, slight mentions of dry humping, cnc, hair pulling, spit kink, crying (from overwhelming pleasure), choking, prasining, degrading, dirty talk, use of pet names, dark!draco, ghostface!draco, sadist!draco, masochist!reader, cum consumption, edging, fingering, foreplay, oral sex (male receiving), slapping, reader humps the heel of her foot (isnt as bad as it sounds istg), knife play, and blood!!

REBLOGS ARE APPRECIATED!!

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You and Draco were sitting on the couch of your living room, his arm around your neck. Your parents were out for the night, they had a business meeting. So you called him over that night to watch a new muggle movie: Scream. You had heard Hermione go insane over the movie. She was terrified of everything. Even when Fred and George messed with the lights, flickering them on and off. You swore she screamed bloody murder.

“So, why'd you call me over?” he threw a smirk over his shoulder and pulled you closer to him. Your head was now resting on his chest as he caressed your calves to the inner thigh. You shivered at his touch, it electrified your core awake. “I wanted to watch a new movie with you, it’s called scream. It’s a scary muggle movie.”

“Scary muggle movie?” his eyes squinted. “Y/n, why would I even watch a muggle movie?”

“Because I want to watch it. Don't you wanna watch it with me too, baby?” you asked, teeth latching onto your bottom lip. Licking your lips, you attached them onto his. He followed with the slow motion of your lips together, his hands grabbing your waist; making you straddle him. Your pussy right over his cock. Godrick his dick was pulsating, feeling your warm cunt grazing over him. Pulling away from him, you pleaded: “Please.”

“Fine,”

Excitedly, you retreaded from his lap grabbing the remote and clicked play.

“Now get back here.” he growled, tugging you onto him again. Your pussy dug into his thigh, you quietly whimpered from the friction. You bet your ass he heard you. Fuck it was like music to his ears to hear you cry, whimper, moan and all in pleasure for him.

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Halfway into the movie, you couldn’t help but feel this strange attraction to ghost face- what the fuck? You thought. Accidently, you rolled your hips against Draco. Your head tossed back onto his shoulder and you tried desperately hard to play it off like you were tired. Until his hands latched onto your pelvic and cruised your pussy on his lap. “Fuck,” you mewled, eyes sewn shut. You being you, you made this the opposite of what was supposed to happen: awkward. But honestly it was only awkward to you, not him. “Draco?” you breathlessly asked.

“Mhm,” his teeth nipped and sucked at your neck while he continued to thrust your pussy on him.

“Imagine dressing as ghostface and fucking me? Hilarious, right?”

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Wasn't so hilarious when Draco was adorned as ghostface and bent you over on the couch. Was it, pretty thing?

“Is this what you wanted that night? Me to fuck you raw, dressed like him?” he growled, his cock straining in his outfit against your pussy.

“Yes, sir!” you sobbed, face pushed into the couch.

His hand snaked around to your body and found your ass, he smoothed his hands around it before giving it a violent slap. Your ass tingled in pain, eyes welled up with tears, but your pussy… fucking soaked. “You like that, baby? I want to smack this ass until it’s all bruised and pretty f’me. Don't you want that too, sweetcheeks?” The way he spoke made your stomach flip inside out.

“Like it s’much, daddy! want y’to-'' he cut you off with another slap and took a fistful of your hair pulling you up to face him. Tears streamed down your face, even through the mask you knew his face showed no remorse or even mercy. All it showed was lust and the demented ideas stirring in his mind.

You were so vulnerable, he could do anything he wanted to do with you and you’d let him. “Already crying, doll? We just started and haven’t even gotten to the fun part.” Right then and there he roughly pulled your pants down and pushed your panties to the side. With no patience, his gloved hands played with your pussy, touching every fold and admiring your arousal painted on it.

“Pretty,” he whispered to himself. A small smile touched your lips.

“Look at you. So. Fucking. Wet.” his words only drove you crazier for his cock, you wanted him to stop teasing and just fuck you already. Slowly he pushed one finger into your walls, your eyes squeezed shut. Then he ruthlessly shoved another digit in and began moving his fingers at an unforgettable pace: you would never forget this. You cried, mouth wide open and draco wrapped his hand around your lips to silence you.

“Shut up. You don’t want your mommy or daddy to come home and hear you being a little slut for me. Or do you?” you couldn't lie. Knowing that you could get caught aroused you even further, made your pussy clench around his fingers. Your eyes rolled back in pleasure. Muffled cries and moans, mixed with slaps to your ass, circulated the room.

The coil in your began twisting so tight and quickly, god you were going to snap at any moment and wanted it so bad. “‘M gonna cum on y’fingers, Sir!”

Hearing your most recent cry, he pulled his digits from your cunt out. “No, no, I was so close!” you wailed, another set of tears streaming down your face.

“Don't be selfish.” he growled, turning you around to face him. Your legs wobbled, barely able to stand and he hasn't even fucked you yet. Swiftly, he pushed you down to your knees; they collided with the cold wooden floor. You were sure that your knees and pussy were going to be bruised. “Open.” he commanded, hands harshly gripping your chin. You opened your mouth, tongue poking out.

“Good girl,” he praised and tugged your head under the robes he was wearing. Under the dark robe you immediately found his painfully hard dick pressed against your face. Taking it into your mouth, your cold hands wrapped around it. He shivered at your touch.

His hand grazed over your head and roughly he slammed from your mouth to your throat, forcing you to take him whole. You choked in response, your spit spreading all over your lips and his dick. “That’s right, suck that shit.” he groaned, head tossing back; he began thrusting in your mouth.

Your mind was getting fuzzier each time his tip hit the back of your throat. You couldn’t think straight: cockdrunk. Your arousal trickled down your legs and you started rolling your clit on the heel of your foot. Feeling the pleasure slowly build up, you moaned. The vibrations of your satisfaction shocked his body, giving him an extra boost of pleasure that dispersed all around. “Goddamn that mouth, baby.”

You hummed against him in response, pushing him to the edge. A long string of ‘fuck, y/n’ left his mouth, as a long of string of cum left his tip. His cum shot into your mouth and you gladly swallowed with a dumb smile. Getting out from under the robe, Draco saw how much of a fucking mess you were. All cock drunk, spit on your mouth, makeup and tears smeared, hair a mess.

Tilting his head to the side, he reached for your chin again and realized that you’ve been humping your own foot trying to get off the whole time you were sucking him off. “Aww, been trying to get off by humping your own foot? You are a needy little girl, aren't you?” he laughed and heat rushed to your cheeks- the both of them.

“Only needy f’your cock, and only yours!” you drunkenly said, pouting at him.

“And how do I know you're only needy for mine?”

That’s how you ended up laid on the couch, him in between your thighs carving his initials on your inner thighs. You felt every pierce and prick of the blade peeling into your soft flesh. “Now tell me. Who do you belong to, pet?”

“Y- Draco Malfoy, you!” you sobbed, teeth biting onto your bottom lip to suppress the pain, while he continued to carve. Your blood dripped from his initials, creating a design he loved. “Perfect,” his sadistic smile hid behind the mask, but his actions spoke louder.

Again, you were bent over on the couch, pussy spread open for him. “Look at this, pussy always ready for my cock.” he murmured more to himself, knife in hand.

Your poor cunt: aching, hot, bothered, all wanting to be filled up by him.

His hand with the knife laid on your back, the other; empty, holding your waist to stabilize himself while he lined his cock up to your tight hole. Teasing, he took his tip and started caressing your pussy with it. “Draco, fuck me- dont tease!” you whined, hips pushing back.

“You want me to fuck you, I’ll fuck you.” His dick immediately slid in vigorously, with a lethal pace. You yelped, eyes wide open and rolling back. His arm that was on your back snaked around your throat, putting you in a choke hold. The blade, right beside your throat.

“Isn’t it funny? How easily could I just cut that pretty little throat of yours? And the fact that you’d let me.” he whispered the last part into your ear, a shiver went down your spine feeling his hot breath on your skin as your nerves bunched up.

You had no words to say back, all you could do is nod in submission. God when you're with him, your knees become weak, stomach turns, core aches, you want all of him.

Your skin clapped with his, the room became hot and smelt of sex: hot, dirty and filthy. His thrusts were out of this world, mind consuming because all you could think about were how many times he was going to slide in and out of you until you both ran out of stamina. But, Draco Malfoy would never run out of stamina when it came to you. He’d fuck that pussy of yours everyday if he could. He loved the taste and the feel of when you clenched around his cock; straining it and bringing him closer to release.

Rough rolls of his hips still painfully vigorous, thrashing your body back and forth.Your hands came to the top of the couch, gripping it with such force trying to stabilize yourself; the couch began to move with the two of you. “Take this damn dick, bitch.” he snarled, pressing your back closer to his chest. Your hands came up to hold onto his arm.

His other hand climbed to your stomach and he cupped you where his cock was moving in you, “You feel that, baby? How deep I'm inside of you, how I'm rearranging those pretty guts around?”

“Yes,” you breathlessly confirmed because he still held you in a choke hold.

Slowing his pace down, he traveled the non sharp tip of the blade from your neck to circling it around your nipple. Your breath was caught in your throat. You heard him let out a scoff mixed with laughter from behind at your reaction. Taking the knife, he placed the blade on your face and pushed it to guide you to his face. Meeting you, he saw the pure terror in your eyes.

“You poor thing. I’m going to have so much fun playing with you.”

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[tobesoalive]

Josh Kiszka NSFW Alphabet (Smut Headcanons)

ok....so I've been wanting to do one of these for a while and I may have gotten a little carried away. This is by far the smuttiest thing I've ever written, please forgive me. let me know if you guys wanna see more stuff like this, maybe with the other boys? idk anyways enjoy!!

Warnings: Everything....

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Josh likes to stay inside you for a minute after he finishes, either burying his head in the crook of your neck or pressing his forehead to yours. Once you are both ready to part, he immediately goes to get you a glass of water and a warm washcloth to clean you up, making sure you’re doing okay. Sometimes one of you will suggest to clean off in the shower or soak in the bath for a little bit, and the entire time he’ll hold you close and press kisses to your temple, cooing words of praise and telling you how much he loves you.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Josh loves his mouth, how it can give you passionate kisses and whisper praises, but also bring you to an orgasm so easily. He loves your hands, the feeling of them roaming the expanse of his skin, how they look wrapped around his cock, and the tingle he gets when you tug his hair and claw his back.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

There is nothing Josh loves more than being buried deep inside you when he cums. He loves the feeling of your walls clenching around him, loves to see his seed leak out of you when he’s pulled out, using his fingers to fuck it back into you. As far as your release goes, what he loves most is feeling you fall apart on his tongue, tasting your release turns him on more than anything.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Every once and a while the thought of you dominating him crosses Josh’s mind, specifically pegging. He had kept his longing a secret for the first year of your relationship but accidentally let it slip one night, but you informed him you’d try it out if he really wanted to. It became an activity you two revisit every couple of months.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

The man has some experience under his belt - I mean he is a famous musician - but nothing too crazy. He had about five or six partners before you, but most of his experience he gained with you. Both of you had vastly improved your game over the course of the relationship, and you knew each other’s bodies like they were your own.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Every position quite honestly, but he especially loves when you ride him. It allows him to gaze up at you and get the perfect view of his length going in and out of you, the sight often causing him to throw back his head and let out a throaty moan. Truly Josh loves any position, but especially the ones that allow him to see your face and the expressions you make. He still likes to have you on all fours every so often and also spoon you while lazily pumping in and out of you.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

It really depends on the day, but most of the time sex with Josh is light and playful. Giggling is a common occurrence from the both of you during the act, and you will catch Josh with a smile on his face quite often.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Josh prefers to keep it natural down there, only trimming every once in a while if things get really out of hand. He has a dark happy trail leading down from his belly button to a lighter patch of brown curls on his pubic bone that surrounds his length. In addition I think Joshua doesn’t really care what his partner decides to do for their grooming, actually I believe he finds it extremely hot if they keep it natural down there because he thinks you were made perfectly.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Most of the time he is extremely intimate, only being taken out of the moment if there’s a lot of other stuff on his mind, or if he is particularly stressed, but he is a very romantic and attentive partner for the most part.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Let’s be honest, Josh has a very high sex drive, and that can be a bit of a problem when he’s on tour or when you’re not around. He takes care of himself by thinking of you, porn isn’t really his thing, if he’s gonna have some sort of visual aid it is going to be photos/videos of you, his favorites being intimate polaroids he’s taken of you that he keeps hidden away.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Whooo boy, there are a lot of things this man is into. I’d love to go more into detail on each one of these, so maybe one day I’ll write a piece on these. To name a few, Josh is into hair pulling, light choking, period sex, squirting, mutual masturbation, praise, edging, domination, i really could go on forever.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Your shared bedroom is always the top choice, but you guys like to get creative, you’ve done it in the shower, bath, car, backyard, restaurant bathroom, empty field at night, secluded hiking trails, his childhood home, and when you guys are very impatient he’ll bend you over the kitchen counter or prop you up on the arm of the couch.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

It doesn’t take much to turn this man on, he’s so insanely in love with you that everything you do gets him going. Sometimes on stage he’ll spot you in the crowd, seeing you dancing and singing every word, that’s something that really gets to him, and it takes everything within him to not run off stage and fuck you right then.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Josh wouldn’t wanna do anything that puts you in pain, he hates seeing you suffer and would never want to do anything that hurt you, no matter if it would feel good for him.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

There is nothing more beautiful than the face Josh makes when you take him in your mouth. He closes his eyes and leans his head back, grinning with his perfect teeth and sticking just the tip of his tongue out. His moans and words of praise are angelic as well, and the way his soft eyes gaze at you as you swallow his release. As much as he loves your mouth, he prefers to have his on your core. God that man eats your pussy like it’s last meal. Lapping and sucking at your clit, alternating between dipping his fingers and tongue into your tight cunt. He could-and has- cum from just eating you out, it brings him just as much pleasure, and his mouth waters thinking about how good you taste.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

He’s all of it. It depends on what mood you’re in but this man will make slow, passionate love to you in the morning, fuck you fast and rough in the evening and everything in between.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Josh doesn’t mind a good quickie every once in a while. If you have somewhere to be 10 minutes after he gets home from the studio, no problem. Man can make you cum in less than five minutes, and he does not hesitate to demonstrate.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Yassss Joshy boy loves to take risks, as long as you’re comfortable. If you propose an idea and it intrigues him, you’ll be trying it within the next five minutes. That’s part of what makes your sex life with Josh so satisfying, you two aren’t afraid to switch things up.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Usually two is where Josh taps out, but sometimes you two decide to stay up all night smoking, talking, cuddling and fucking. Times like those he can go about 4 or 5 rounds. When you two are both home he fucks you at least twice throughout the day.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

You own a few toys that you both use, together or alone. After he left for tour once Josh bought you a vibrator so you wouldn’t miss him too much. Sometimes he’d pull it out while fucking you, just to hold it on your clit. That usually ended with you making a big mess and Josh being extremely satisfied.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Josh likes to tease you a little bit, but he actually enjoys it more when you’re the one teasing him. He likes still being a little submissive.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Much like on stage, Josh is loud in the bedroom as well. Between his throaty moans and grunts, he also is constantly talking to you. He responds to your sounds by saying “Yeah, you like that?” and “tell me how good it feels” and so much other dirty talk because he’s a cocky little shit. He’s also big into praise, whether that be praising you or getting praise himself.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

If there’s one thing that makes Josh feel totally elated, it’s making you squirt. The first time he did it was totally unintentional, he was just eating you out like usual, but his fingers curved a certain way and you bursted. It was the hottest thing he’d ever seen, and he became obsessed with making you do it over, and over, and over again.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

This man has a beautiful dick. It’s about 7 ½ - 8 inches long with some nice girth to it. It leans a little to the left and has a nice curve to it, and it has some veins that rub your walls deliciously. He used to be self conscious of his dick but you assured him it was perfect and it never failed to please you.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Have you seen how hyper this man is? You briefly mention something or even say the word “sex” in a sentence and his clothes are off.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Depends on the day, but for the most part he likes staying up for a little while to talk with his arms around you, eventually quietly thinking about how lucky he is before drifting off.

[anauro]

What's ur top 5 favourite quotes from dass<33

Damn anon, bold of you to assume I remember my own writing 🤣🤣

Ehm right, let’s see.

Starting off nice and easy:

James was fairly certain nothing could ever come close to heroin, absolutely nothing, but Regulus Black wasn’t far off.

I mean… it’s “the description” of the fic, it’s one of the best sentences I ever written (me thinks at least).

“You’ve been a prisoner to heroin for almost ten years now.” The adrenaline was buzzing in his ears and Regulus could barely hear his own words. “Do you really think it is you who wants to leave? Really, James? Are you honestly that delusional? Because the James I know likes milk candies and animal stickers. He can’t tolerate a subcut injection without getting a snack afterwards and he continues to make inappropriate, yet accurate remarks about how fit he is.” Regulus narrowed his eyes at James, who was watching him dumbstruck. “So tell me, which version do you want to be? Heroin’s or your own? My prisoner or heroin’s?”

This one is important to me for personal reasons and I was in a headspace™️ when I wrote it, but even coming back to it months later, it still makes me shudder.

“Tha–that’s…” The single hottest thing I’ve ever heard. “...very interesting, James.”

James’ smile widened and— oh.

Oh, no.

Oh, fuck no.

I cannot stress how long I waited to write this scene. I love it so fucking much.

Regulus looked away, his bottom lip quivering somewhat. Inside him, something was being ripped apart. “But you would, if it was about me? If it was just me, who needed you.”

Pure angst. Love it.

“I don’t want to be a bother.”

“But I want you to be one.”

This one has gone largely unnoticed, but I really like it, because it keeps highlighting how James thinks of himself as nothing more than a bother in Regulus’ life. Regulus on the other hand never ever thought that of James, especially not in chapter 20. I think it shows a nice contrast in how they view this… relationship they’re having.

[hotdamnhunnam]

“Splays one hand across the smooth skin of your abdomen so he can feel his dick plunging in deep.”

Thank you for that. I’ve been stuck staring at nothing for 10 minutes just daydreaming and drooling over that one line.

One of the hottest things I’ve ever read. 🫠😮‍💨 The stereotype is *women* being turned on by seeing dicks through their guts like that. For Ray to enjoy it enough TO TOUCH HER WHERE IT IS, is just…. Beyond words.

If you EVER stop writing, I will lovingly beat your ass (hug you and encourage you) and *find* a way to send Charlie to you to give you more inspo

Ahhhh thank you so much for this ask, it honestly means a ton to me!!! 🥹💖

I’m really glad that this line from my Ray ficlet had such an effect! 😋 You’re right that the kink often works in the other direction but yess I def imagine Charlie (thus by extension all of his characters obviously) getting off on how big his dick is and how it leaves your insides absolutely wrecked 😈🍆💣💥

Your words of encouragement are so sweet omggg *hugs* 😭🫂 I haven’t written anything in quite a while but have just been fucking around on here this past month, hoping to get more love on my little old stories, such as these. And I’m so grateful for the love that they’ve received and for the people I’ve met including you! Thank you!! 🙏

[caroldantops]

inspired by the ask game i just did, here’s a little compilation of my favorite and the funniest comments ive received on my fics this year, from both tumblr and ao3 

is this bragging? no, im simply posting reviews as if i am making a trailer for my blog.

i could be your favorite girl 

“this was so freaking good. and i think it’s become one of my favourite wanda fics ever. the way it was written was just so incredible, especially with how you built up the sexual tension. i also enjoyed how the tension was attempted to be alleviated by darcy’s quips too. truly amazing”

“Fuck, I’m in love with Milf!Wanda...”

“Holy shit, that was smoking! I really love your writing style, second person perspective isn't easy and you frickin kill it.”

“God I am so deep into the mommy kink it’s not even funny”

please don’t go (i’ll eat you whole)

“To be fair, anyone who's reading this fic needs therapy, so we're all in this together at the very least.”

“I love how this progressed and how you didn’t make it seem like anything wrong was happening until Monica said something. Honestly that’s how I felt despite knowing how this was going to end darkly, there weren’t any serious line crossing red flags that came up until she said something. And it was a shocker when things changed so abruptly. I loved this.”

“also,, is it bad that i really want agatha as my therapist now? 😰 she seems everything i’ve ever wanted in a therapist (and I don’t mean her different..... methods....., i promise)”

“okay... WOW. i loved this. i have a therapist, she’s lovely, but if agatha was offering therapy lessons... phew, i may have to switch!"

“maybe i should take my friends advice and see a therapist....”  

“haha funny i commented this cause my mom put me in therapy. i hope my therapist is hot?😭”

“As excellent as it is fucked up. Five stars.”

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“how did i know it was you caroldantops.”

“YES THE GENDER NEUTRAL PRONOUNS IM DROOLING. but also the good girl? only hot milfs can misgender me and ONLY when they’re railing the absolute SHIT out of me.”

“…”

“hey silver what’s it like to own my entire ass asking for a friend”

“don’t mind me just suddenly gaining handywoman abilities to service these women to the best of my ability 🤧”

“pornhub bout to be bankrupt after this”

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“Who needs pornhub when this is happening. Well done.”

“Cheese and fuckin' rice”

“bitches bros and non-binary hoes we have a new winner for the hottest content on this website”

lemonade stand

“This title is definitely GOLDEN”

“I don't have a piss kink, but this was still hot.”

“I am literally going to punch you in the face for giving me a piss kink. Fuck you.” 

“someones getting scalped. Not gonna say who, but we all know it’s the person who gave me a piss kink.”

“Im really dramatic- i dont mean any of it!“

infect me with your lovin’, fill me with your poison

“This is not nasty - this is a GEM! Sweet and sexy, you made an extreme tag somewhat romantic - I mean, what even! So good!!! And I can hear her voice as I read and just... shivers! I never imagined I'd read a kidnapped reader breeding fic and actually wish that would happen to me! I mean, Agatha is so kind and caring, and reader is living the life!“

“ummmm ummmmm ummmmmm ummmmm”

“maybe i WILL let aliens experiment on me....”

“touching some grass won't help me anymore”

“HELLO?!?!?!? I WOULD SELL AN ORGAN FOR THIS!!!! ALL MY ORGANS, I DON’T NEED THEM.”

“I think you might have an Agatha-in-office-chairs kink?“

this isnt even close to covering all the comments in tags and in my inbox that ive gotten that i love as well ❤ all of your comments make me laugh or make my heart grow 3 sizes and going thru all these again made me so happy. thank u all for supporting me thru the year i hope i can write more fics that send u all to therapy in 2022 💕💕

[charnelhouse]

So during sex, I most of the time don’t feel anything when I cum on the dick and the guy that’s fucking me always tells me that I just squirted on his dick and I’m like 👀. Since whenever that happens, I wonder what it would be like when you’re doing the nasty with Din.

I have honestly never squirted in my life, but I know I’ve written a bunch of squirt sessions for Din (I literally hate that word and still I use it lmao). Again, a lot of my porn contains fantasy and stuff that I’ve wanted to do...but enough about me!

What would Din do? Let’s say this is a Din who has never experienced this. He’s had his fair share of women in brothels, but he’s not actually done it.

It hits out of nowhere - he’s absolutely going to town on you, cock pressing up against that spongy, deep part nestled inside you. You start feeling the heat of it - the pressure and rush and you grab at Din - “Din - fuck something - something is coming” as you scramble to hold onto him and then -

It pushes his cock out - the gush of it. It dampens the mattress and splashes on the floor.

He probably just freezes - his eyebrows escaping his forehead. He drops lower to look and observe - digest the image of your pussy spasming and clenching down on air - hungry for him. He draws a tentative finger through your soaked folds and you jerk away from him because you’re overstimulated. He wants to see though - enjoys observing how your body reacts to him and how it changes from his ministrations and he thinks it’s the hottest motherfucking thing he’s ever seen in his entire life.

He’ll want to try it again. He’ll want to eat at you - stuff his tongue up the slick channel of your cunt to taste the essence - the liquid - the pleasure he has wrung out of your sweet little body.