#honestly this is SO GOOD

[lesbxdyke]

I could think of no better way to share the news than this!

So when I was 17, my cat went missing and I'd given up hope of ever seeing him again.

Until on Monday, 27th of May, 2024, my friend sent me a FB post asking 'isn't that your mother?' about the person named on the microchip.

Here he is! 16 years old, and found safe, twelve whole years after he went missing!

Yesterday (Tuesday the 28th of May, 2024) I went to the rescue that had him, and I reclaimed my boy, renaming him Artie! (He'd originally been called 'Cat' because my mother and I couldn't decide on a name)

He's home safe with me now, currently inhabiting my bathroom and purring up a storm every time someone goes in there!

I'll be doing slow introductions between him and my current cat to give them the best possible chance of living in harmony!

Here's some pictures of Artie once we let him out of the carrier:

[ofswordsandpens]

idk why people get super pedantic about the movie logic in Home Alone and start and try to pick it apart, because like, its a Christmas movie about a child accidentally being left home alone, the premise isn't exactly asking us to suspend our disbelief that much, and yet nearly every single "gotcha" question I see people bring up about this film is literally answered within the first 15 minutes :/

[noperopesaredope]

I wish we had more female characters like Eleanor Shellstrop. One of the most unlikable people you've ever met. Read a Buzzfeed article on most rude things you can do on a daily basis and decided to use that as a list of goals. Makes everyone's day worse just by being there. Dropped a margarita mix on the ground and tried to pick it up, only to get hit by a row of shopping carts which pushed her into the road where she was hit by a boner pill delivery truck, killing her instantly. Cannot keep a romantic partner despite being bisexual. Had a terrible childhood but will die before she gets therapy. Best employee at a scam company. Just the worst but also can't help but root for her to improve.

Absolute loser. Girl-failure. Bad at almost everything. Literally perfect female character.

[langernameohnebedeutung]

Lae'zel's character and her entire situation at the beginning of the game becomes so much more funny when you find out she's 22. It makes so much sense. Imagine you're 22 and you're exposed to this dangerous toxin or chemical or something - but not to worry, you learnt that this can be easily fixed, you just need to dial 911 real quick. Common knowledge. Everyone knows that. You learnt that in kindergarten, it's up there with fire alarm drills.

But the people you're stuck with have no concept of modern medicine and when you say "let's go to the hospital" they will say shit like "i think they kill people at the hospital" and "we should ask this swamp lady" or "this guy over there told me about this homoeopathic healer kind of guy but he got abducted" or "this random bard wants to help" and "I'm not going to dial 911 because I don't want the government to know my home address" or "maybe we should consider a deal with Satan". And then a bunch of them KEEP consuming the chemical because it makes them "stronger". One guy might explode for unrelated reasons. You have a few days before this situation is getting critical and suddenly they're solving crime and doing general charity for the community.

And FOR SOME REASON you still try to help these idiots and you STILL want to help them get the cure even though they all keep insisting the "doctors" at the "hospital" might try to "kill them" and they don't have insurance. And you keep telling them to just. go. to. the. hospital. before the time runs out and you all die very horribly of a very treatable condition.

And also you're 22 in a foreign country and you're responsible for shepherding this gaggle of idiots who are all ranging anywhere from 24 to 240 years old.

[greenelight]

a   detective   &   a   FBI   officer   go   head   to   head   into   the   police   department.   yeah   ,   never   heard   that   joke   before   either.   ever   since   the   FBI   has   been   thrown   into   this   heartbreaker   case   ,   it's   been   nothing   but   a   hassle   for   mason   to   deal   with   ,   with   so   much   paperwork   to   fill   out   &   phone   calls   to   handle   on   top   of   the   work   he   already   does   trying   to   investigate   these   crimes.   &   to   make   matters   worse   ,   they   send   in   the   most   hard   ass   ,   least   kind   person   mason   has   ever   had   the   ❛   joy   ❜   to   work   with   &   from   day   one   he   &   parker   have   butted   heads   on   how   to   go   about   solving   this   case   ,   both   of   them   having   different   sets   of   expertise   &   strengths when it comes to this line of work.   there's   only   so   much   you   can   do   to   solve   a   case   of   this   magnitude   &   mason   is   the   real   key   in   all   of   this   ,   seeing   as   how   he   has   been   targeted   by   hearbreaker   specifically.   &   yet   even   then   parker   won't   see   how   to   solve   this   case   from   his   point   of   view   &   honestly   ?   mason   is   done following the rules &   playing   nice.

the   moment   the   door   to   his   office   closes   shut   ,   mason   unleashes   hell   unlike   ever   before.   he   gets   angry   &   frustrated   fairly   often   on   this   case   ,   but   this   is   the   first   time   he's   ever   yelled   at   anyone   before.   ❝   you   are   unbelievably   out   of   line   ,   ❞   the   agent   spits   back at him   &   mason   laughs   at   the   very   idea   ,   shaking   his   head   as   his   hands   slam   onto   the   desk   table.   ❝   i'm   out   of   line.   sure   ,   okay.   &   you   belittling   my   experience   &   progress   in   this   case   isn't   ?   i   didn't   ask   for   your   help   ,   parker.   the   FBI   fucking   butted   their   heads   into   other   people's   business   like   they   always   fucking   do.   they   don't   trust   us   to   finish   what   we   started   &   then   they   take   all   the   fucking   credit when the work is done.   you're   just   a   hired   hand   ,   man.   the   dog   they   sent   to   sniff   this   case   out   &   solve   .   .   .   &   in   a   shitty   way   ,   might   i   add.   you're   good   at   what   you   do   ,   i'll   give   you   that   ,   but   this   is   MY   case.   mine.   you   know   why   it's   my   case   ?   it's   been   my   fucking   case   since   i   was   assigned   to   it.   since   i   found   the   first   set   of   finger   prints.   since   the   fucker   decided   to   kill   my   damn   abusive   ex   &   left   his   old   jewelry   on   my   door   step   !   ❞

rage   surges   in   him   to   a   point   where   he   chucks   his   pencil   cup   at   parker's   feet   ,   not   trying   to   hit   him   , but   more   so   just   because he needed   to   throw   something to release some steam.   hands   dive   into   his   already messy hair   as   he   turns   his   back   at   the   agent   ,   well   aware   of   what   he's   just   done.   yes   ,   he   was   out   of   line   ,   but   so   what   ?   isn't   he   allowed   to   get   pissed   ?   to   get   mad   ?   people   are   dying   every   fucking   day   because   of   this   asshole   ,   so   he   can't   help   but   be   mad   .   .   .   but   even   so   ,   parker   doesn't   deserve   his   fury. at least not to this degree. ❝   just   go.   fuckin'   get   out   of   here   ,   man.   ❞   mason   doesn't   even   bother   to   look   at   him   ,   too   angry   &   embarrassed   to   even   try.   ❝   go   ahead.   report   me.   tattle   on   me   to   your   big   head   honcho   in   quantico   or   whatever.   i   don't   care.   but   when   you   wanna   solve   this   fucking   case for real   &   you're   ready   to   fucking   listen   &   follow   my lead   ?   who   knows   ?   maybe   i'll   answer   the   call   ,   maybe   i   won't.   ❞

˗ˏˋ     ᶤᶰᵗ·     mason’s   NYPD   office   ﹕   the   parent   trap.   co   -   starring   @agentnash   as   parker   nash.

[hinamie]

morning glory

[angelofdumpsterfires]

how i feel about all the changes in s3

[lotus-pear]

he’s begging kuni to let them eat pancakes for dinner

[setaflow]

Gay pride happens in June and gay wrath happens whenever hbomberguy drops a 3+ hour video essay about a specific topic

[chloesimaginationthings]

Mike Schmidt wouldn’t last a night in a FNAF game,,

[expelliarmus]

[astriiformes]

I'm glad to see posts circulating listing some of the significant legislation Tim Walz has supported as governor of Minnesota, but there's one I haven't seen mentioned yet that I think is really important for young voters to know about--the North Star Promise program, aka the reason I can afford to finish my Bachelor's degree.

Some of you may remember me posting about my financial aid offer being a lot more generous this year. That because Minnesota just implemented a scholarship program that makes undergraduate college tuition free for students with family incomes of less than $80,000 attending state or tribal colleges. As in, if after other grants and scholarships have been applied, you still owe money for tuition, the state of Minnesota will pay the rest.

Obviously tuition isn't the only expense associated with being a college student--I still am taking out student loans to help cover things like rent and other cost of living expenses--but it is the biggest one. As a low-income, non-traditional student paying my own way through college (and with a disabled partner who cannot work), I was genuinely unsure if I was going to be able to finish my degree before the North Star Promise program was implemented, and it has freed me from so much stress and worry.

A lot of factors had to combine to make a program like this possible --activists had to push for it, Minnesota had to vote in a Democratic majority in the state legislature to pass it, and we had to have a governor willing to sign the program into law--but it is still significant it was something Walz was willing to put his name on. And I cannot fathom how many lives it would change if he was willing to push for something similar to this at the federal level. So, keeping in mind that we have to vote up and down the ballot as well as keep the pressure on our elected officials to support programs like this once folks are in office, let's make it happen.

[jae-tumblers]

THIS IS SO FUCKING AWESOME!!!! HOW IS IT NOT BLOWING UP?!?!! LGENGKWKLGKWLCKWLGKKDKFKDFKEKFK

[oifaaa]

if there is one thing I can respect about bnha it's for going yeah we're a society where almost everyone has a superpower including any number of animal based superpowers of course theres a bunny girl superhero but also the bunny girl super hero is just one of the most cool bad ass fighter superheroes ever she will break every bone in your body with her legs and there's nothing you or god can do about it

[doodlefox2]

good girl